Podcasts by HTM Undressed

Hollywood Wins from 2022-02-14T18:00

Unfortunately for everyone in Louisiana, The Rams have beaten Joe Burrow and the Bengals winning a super bowl for all 27 of their loyal fans. Ya hate to see Hollywood prevail, but they will forg...

New Orleans In Flames from 2022-02-07T10:00

The city is on fire with Mardi Gras just arriving. Alvin Kamara involved in some sort of Vegas Scuffle. HTM is back after a couple weeks gone to take calls from the community on The Lord's ...

The Great Playoff Race from 2022-01-24T00:00

It's The Lord's Day and we are not worthy of the weekend we just had on earth. Aaron Rodgers? See ya later. Tom Brady? See ya later. Zion? I WILL WAIT FOR YOU. 

Glad I'm Not A Cowgirl Fan from 2022-01-17T08:00

The Saints are out the picture in New Orleans, so now the people shift towards knit picking at Zion and I'll personally knit pick at Netflix for raising their prices, again. The Cowgirls ar...

Thanks For Nothing, California from 2022-01-10T01:00

Can't ask California for a favor, they'll prolly let ya down thinking about the spotlight or brighter days. That's exactly what happen to the common folk's favorite team in t...

Glass in Ya Ass from 2021-12-12T23:00

Christmas w/ Mayo continues to trot through the holiday season despite those tragic surroundings in New Orleans right now. Windows getting busted, but the home team back winning. Christmas tradi...

Christmas w/ Craig (Bonus) from 2021-12-09T11:00

Checking in before Christmas w/ Craig to cover all seasonal topics this Christmas. Egg nog should be renamed to Christmas milk. Christmas movies, the white tree and so much more petty Christmas ...

Back For Christmas from 2021-12-05T21:00

After a month hiatus on Apple & Spotify platforms, Mayo is back to have another conversation on local sports food and pop culture that matters and don't matter. Them Red Beans boomin&ap...

Tom Brady? See Ya Later! from 2021-10-31T22:00

Take it away Gawd we are not worthy, but that don't mean the greatest small market football club in the world won't prevail against them sissy's in Tampa Bay. Nothing more Expenda...

Christmas In October from 2021-10-24T21:00

Looking forward to the fantastic things that will happen here in late October and recapping the last seven days in SpreadQuarters. Hester for HC? Oh, yes. Saints & Red Beans, Burrow throws h...

Dead Loyalty from 2021-10-17T21:00

It ain't what happened or what should happen, it's how ya handle it. No kind hearted Louisiana man deserves the treatment that Coach O has received the last year at LSU. Absolute disre...

Hop In The Motha F****** Car from 2021-10-10T21:00

No time for evaluation, The Winston Wagon is rolling and the New Orleans Football team now has more wins than losses through five games of the season. The weekend wrap up with Hold The Mayo incl...

Losing To Losers from 2021-10-03T20:00

How we go and lose to some losers like that in New Orleans? Cox is still trying to hold a young man down with crooked business practices and we are approaching year three with the same issue. I ...

All Smiles In New Orleans from 2021-09-26T21:00

The common folks have something to be proud of after this last weekend and they will let ya know all about it. When the Saints win it's all smiles, but don't let them not win. Jon Jone...

Oh Gawd No, Make It Stop from 2021-09-20T06:00

The greatest eyes in the world looked pretty bad on Sunday. NFL Week 2 rundown with HTM.

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Saints Charcuterie W's from 2021-09-12T22:00

The charismatic folks of New Orleans would like for ya to meet our new rockstar QB! His name is Jameis and his eyes are exceptional. Most certainly better than Aaron Rodgers old pessimistic eyes...

Jake Paul, I'll Knock Ya The F*** Out from 2021-08-25T22:00

For a complete change of course, we've found a more than presentable common folk guest to bring on HTM Undressed in SpreadQuarters. Frankie Frank (@Frankie_Frank32) has been calling out Jak...

Brendan Fraser Night from 2021-08-15T23:00

Theme of the night is Brendan Fraser as we compare him to other somewhat equal actors. The local football team played their first preseason game and we gotta bring that up in conversation as we ...

New Orleans Spreadlines from 2021-08-08T23:00

It's The Lord's Day, Question of the night: What's the worst way to die in ya opinion? HTM is back with weekend spreadlines, Jameis Winston observations, and a little concern with...

Lebron's World from 2021-08-04T07:00

NBA Free Agency is out of control and honestly Lebron's Lakers are the ones to blame. Who is ya least favorite person in the world? Tuesday's edition of HTM Undressed.

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Jameis, Jaxson,&The Olympics from 2021-08-02T09:00

The weekly scoop is back to start the week hopefully with a plate of tradition in New Orleans. It's The Lord's Day. What is the folks favorite olympic sport? Jameis Winston is dropping...

Comeback News from 2021-07-25T23:00

A show of comebacks as Ben Affleck has engraved his hand back in history. An asteroid is close to earth, according to NASA. Top Three Bank Robbery Movies, The Caesars Superdome, and enough sprea...

What We Naming The Dome Bruh? from 2021-07-19T00:00

The talk of the town coming from the common folks is what we gonna name the dome now that Mercedes Benz has taken their little boujie letters and departed to Atlanta for permanent residence. Bat...

Monday Boot Scoot from 2021-07-12T00:00

Common man stock rising like gas prices. The Diamond Dustin Poirier takes down the world's biggest superstar and most demanded product in Conor McGregor on Saturday night for the SECOND tim...

The Great Snake Debate from 2021-07-07T21:00

With a 12 foot Albino Burmese Mall Python still missing somewhere in Baton Rouge for over two days, some would expect it actually may not even be in Baton Rouge anymore. Could've gotten swo...

Hot Plates&High Stakes from 2021-07-06T23:00

Throw a little trivia into the Tuesday. Give em THREE vague or not vague hints for THREE separate correct answers. Get em all right and ya win mayo.
- The Snake Mistake

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New Orleans Weekend Report from 2021-06-27T22:00

Been gone a week, but back for an entire summary of what was trending in sports and entertainment this past weekend. The Boosie Rap Chips are ELITE btw.

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Back For Bahhh's from 2021-06-18T21:00

After a two week hiatus, mayo bounces back on ya table like ya asked for it with dinner. Last call on Free Mouth Friday, but it looks like we may be back for another one after a somewhat success...

No Knockout? Nah Floyd from 2021-06-07T00:00

Floyd Mayweather fought YouTube sensation Logan Paul (brother of Jake Paul) on Sunday night in front of all the stars. Logan lasted 8 rounds against a guy who was 50-0 and considered the greates...

Small Market Talent from 2021-05-29T09:00

Free Mouth Friday in SpreadQuarters. Top performer wins free mayo and so can you if ya call at 10:00 pm any Friday night. 504-766-9005 is the hotline. We take calls from rappers, singers, and sp...

NBA Frosted Flakes from 2021-05-24T07:00

It's The Lord's Day. The Lord has blessed us with a google tragedy for the Los Angeles Lakers. Turns out they look as fugazi as we could've possibly fathomed as they dropped a pla...

Crunch Time Like Nestle from 2021-05-21T23:00

Free Mouth Friday in SpreadQuarters. Top performer wins free mayo and gets cemented a legend in this local podcast history.

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Aliens&Basketball from 2021-05-18T23:00

Gotta serve this plate of aliens being real or not on Tuesday along with the start of the NBA Playoffs in effect. This alien conversation even being somewhat credible is incredible in itself. Sh...

The Weekend Scoop from 2021-05-18T13:00

Little late on publishing, but we catching up with all the spreadlines from this past weekend. J-Cole drops a new album, Tim Tebow, UFC 262, and Free Mouth Friday results in New Orleans. We play...

Lose Ya Head, Ned Stark from 2021-05-14T23:00

Free Mouth Friday, which means somebody who raps in their closet can make it to the living room and become a somewhat legend. Top performer wins free mayo and holds the title chain. Best of luck...

Local Menu Release from 2021-05-13T09:00

The local football team down in the greatest city in the world just got their schedule released, along with the rest of the NFL. Will our people RIDE for Jameis? The World's Highest Paid At...

Colt Brennan, Tractor Traylor, Bob Marley from 2021-05-12T13:00

The news of Colt Brennan passing away at 37 was nothing short of devastating. One of the greatest collegiate quarterbacks of all-time. Mayo reflects on his legacy along with the community callin...

C'mon Bruh, What We Cookin'Tonight? from 2021-05-07T23:00

Free Mouth Friday in SpreadQuarters. Only the most local of southern talent picking up the phone to even try and become a legend on HTM Undressed. Winner announced in the blogs that nobody reads...

Midget Wrestling Respect from 2021-05-04T22:00

As we talk about the dumbest sports ever created or attempted, someone in Holders United brought up midget wrestling. Which might I mention, I've been to several midget wrestling events at ...

Singing In The Rain from 2021-05-02T23:00

Recapping the weekend in the only fashion we know, a bizarre and random one. Most memorable rain scenes took over the show. The Saints leave everyone speechless, honestly. Favorite fellas.
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Local Flamethrowers from 2021-04-30T22:00

The most iconic night of the week will always be the night some fella on the couch can leave a legend. Free Mouth Friday in SpreadQuarters. Top performer wins free mayo.

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Grab Ya Moment from 2021-04-23T23:00

Free Mouth Friday and it's the day for casual common folks to become full blown entertainers. Just gotta have bars. Same routine, let's get it.


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Tootie&The Blowfish from 2021-02-28T23:00

Another Lord's Day in SpreadQuarters brings only the most authentic and sincere local folks to call in and get a few things off their chest from the weekend. Lionel is going through an iden...

Prime Time Phone Flexin' from 2021-02-27T09:00

Tell everyone ya know if ya calling in this is ya time to flex on the phone line. Free Mouth Friday, the most iconic night of the week co-hosted with Wesley Presssley from NeutralGrounded Clothi...

Alcatraz Like Vibes from 2021-02-25T14:00

As mayo is still stranded on a not so populated island being without his twitter, the ole condiment host looks to talk about nostalgic things like board games, bizarre moments, and community gos...

Twitter SUSPENDS Mayo from 2021-02-24T00:00

Unreal turn of events as I was trimming my face and was notified that my account had been suspended on Twitter for a couple videos from 2019 WHEN MAYO FIRST STARTED using b97 songs in the backgr...

Ya Hate To Love To See It from 2021-02-21T23:00

After a somewhat stellar weekend, mayo is back on HTM Undressed to tell everyone they were wrong about Derrick Lewis and his fighting in the living room type style. Wagers were hitting, CoxSux i...

Spit Bars or Die Tryin' from 2021-02-20T02:00

FREE MOUTH FRIDAY
The opportunity for a common folk to become not so common anymore. Live in front of the many holders that tune in each and every week to see some folks get a shot. SO THE A...

Super Mayo Bros. from 2021-02-18T13:00

Nintendo released some groundbreaking and nostalgic news yesterday with the future return of Super Mario Golf confirmed. Steve-O is a complete saved angel that is getting smarter by the day. Bam...

Mardi Gras Mayo from 2021-02-17T08:00

The most traditional celebration in the world, Mardi Gras is here in New Orleans, but not really here. However, count on mayo to keep things festive and ask the folks when do they recall getting...

Lovely Little Lord's Day from 2021-02-15T00:00

The most heart warming Lord's Day has arrived on Valentines Day in SpreadQuarters. That's about where the love ends. Did ya get any tail? Do ya care about Johnny Manziel? Why can'...

Mardi Bars from 2021-02-13T08:00

It's Free Mouth Friday. The night a little fella can leave a big fella. Don't call this hotline on Fridays unless ya got straight BARS. NeutralGrounded Clothings Wesley Presssley is ba...

Loaded As A Ham Sandwich from 2021-02-11T09:00

Tom Brady living his best life out there in Tampa Bay. Riding boats, tossing trophies, and tapping gronk on the tail while engaging in drunk verbiage. We discuss the social media phenomenon know...

Under The Bus from 2021-02-09T23:00

woahhh, not a shot in hell that mayo doesn't address the boomin' Britney Spears situation on HTM Undressed. It's Toss Up Tuesday in SpreadQuarters and mayo got the cornhole bags. ...

Sour Super Bowl from 2021-02-07T23:00

Some see it happen and just give the respect due when it comes to Tom Brady, others just will never ever let his greatness sit at the top. Just an hour after the Super Bowl concluded, SpreadQuar...

Mayo Globetrotters from 2021-02-06T01:00

These fellas that pile in on Friday nights in the jar have some sort of unique talent. Each and every one of em do. However, they all got a different more than bizarre style, approach, intro, ve...

Every Dog Has Their Day from 2021-02-04T00:00

Can't say we didn't expect to be here on Wide Open Wednesday, but last night in the jar was a night filled with an impressive community filled debate. Follow the poll right now on HTM ...

Courtside Condiments from 2021-02-03T10:00

Never a dull moment when Lebron James is trending and this time he was the subject/victim of Juliana Carlos whom sat courtside living her best life until she wasn't anymore. It's Toss ...

The Royal Stumble from 2021-01-31T23:00

Don't count on an awkward, yet authentic night not happening in SpreadQuarters on The Lord's Day. It's where the week begins and this one being the Super Bowl week. WWE stepped in...

The Hip-Hop Hotline from 2021-01-30T01:00

Here we are yet again for the most iconic night of the week, Free Mouth Friday ft. Wesley WESTWOOD Presssley and the entire local community call after call trying to prevail as the top performer...

Tough Guys&Meat Pies from 2021-01-28T00:00

The jar is wide open w/ the mid-week soul check smacking everyone in the face like an ex ole lady. Meat pies reach the top of conversation as in mayo's personal opinion the meat pie does no...

Cox&Stocks from 2021-01-27T00:00

Change ya pace up with HTM Undressed approaching the mid-week soul check and present in the evolution of sub-par companies gaining mega stock value. What does that mean to mayo? Nothing right no...

Catch Up With Mayo from 2021-01-25T06:00

It's The Lord's Day.
The confession room is always open and mayo catches up on an impressive weekend by life. Mayo Spreads saved another trip to the bookie by cleaning up on Sunday...

Bars In The Jar from 2021-01-23T10:00

The single handed most iconic night of the week just got that much better as new talent arose from outta state and our locals now are officially biting their fingernails. Bars, Chords, or ANY vo...

Left The Door Open For Ya from 2021-01-21T09:00

Holders choice on Wide Open Wednesday. Discussing anything and everything, just one rule...don't blow it. The MID WEEK SOUL CHECK in SpreadQuarters.

Twitter: from 2020-12-20T23:00

Ya got any confessions? Call on any Lord's Day at 10:00 live from SpreadQuarters on Hold The Mayo Facebook. That is exactly what mayo welcomes each and every Sunday win or lose. Yesterday, ...

The Discount Decline from 2020-12-18T23:00

Not sure what the hell kind of entertainment ya been scrolling for, but this jar of complete space cadets doing their best showtime at the apollo may just do it for ya. The 24th straight Friday ...

Paper Towel Tuesday from 2020-12-16T13:00

It's really toss up Tuesday in SpreadQuarters, but after a lengthy rant on the current state of paper towel discounts and deals we had to name the episode after just that. Holders call in f...

Cast Away from 2020-12-15T00:00

After having to reschedule The Lord's Day Broadcast to Monday due to our host getting buzzed up at a Metairie establishment on Sunday, Mayo has some significant spreadlines to go over with ...

The Most Iconic Night Of The Week from 2020-12-12T00:00

The night that just can't be overlooked because of the common man and woman that are just sick and damn tired of being overlooked. An underground phenomenon reaches its 23rd rendition on Fr...

Gassed Up from 2020-12-10T11:00

The mid-week soul check provided us with authentic graduation storylines from The Joe Show and Brady Morgan along with Lionel and other space cadets calling in to tell us the name of 2020 if it ...

Utter Disrespect from 2020-12-09T01:00

Approaching the mid-week soul check the jar opens up, to toss it up. Little bit of this n' that leads to a lotta disrespect on some good values that date back such as Piccadilly. Fellas get...

Taysom, Baker,&WHAM! from 2020-12-06T23:00

How bout them fellas that shouldn't be starting quarterbacks? The Lord's Day Broadcast is here and just hours after the bless you boys tapped that dirty bird buttoned up behind. No pro...

Unicorns&Gators from 2020-12-05T00:00

Sheesh, it is so the most iconic night of the week. The night that underrated common folks dress up in their best and pick up the phone to deliver a performance we can all remember. Anything can...

Seasonal Soul Check from 2020-12-03T08:00

The mid-week soul check has arrived and so has the trash can McRib at McDonalds. Malik Beasley doesn't care if ya made the HOF, played with MJ, or won some titles when he slides in ya ex-wi...

Tis'The Toss Up from 2020-12-02T00:00

Another Tuesday that the holders decide in SpreadQuarters. Except, for the first time in condiment history mayo gets to spend an entire December publishing pods for the people. Spotify WRAPPED h...

Down Goes The Fugazi's from 2020-11-29T23:00

In a world filled with media hype, headline this and he so that, it's nice to sit back on The Lord's Day and talk about who is really THAT. The Who Dat Nation? They so that. In any for...

Condiment Body Bags from 2020-11-28T00:00

The night where a fella who talks fast in his closet to nobody can walk out the jar feeling like somebody. Well, that doesn't mean ya won't walk out feeling like a dry depressing biscu...

Mayo Thanksgiving from 2020-11-26T17:00

Wow, what a time to be thankful. Just one month left for the most torrential year in this history of years, but plenty to talk about on Thanksgiving Eve in SpreadQuarters. Majority conversation ...

Lord's Day Broadcast from 2020-11-23T00:00

Nothing better than pluckin' dirty birds on The Lord's Day. Confession room is OPEN!


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