Podcasts by I Love You I Kill You

I Love You I Kill You

If you crossbreed a Murder podcast with a Relationship Podcast you get 'I Love You I Kill You'. A loving couple joke about all the funny ways we'd murder each other! We are joking about wanting to kill each other. But, when you are with someone a long time there is always something that annoys you enough to want to kill your significant other. Like when your boyfriend is obsessed with making ice, don't you want to freeze him in a bath filled with ice cubes? Or when your girlfriend is obsessed with buying house plants. Oh wow, don't you wish you can put her in giant pot surrounded by Venus Flytraps? So, really it is like any other podcast where the people who are dating are the hosts. A true boyfriend girlfriend comedy podcast. A funny show about death. There's a lot of the comedy podcast about murder stuff out there, but when have you seen a comedy show where the hosts want to kill each other? So if you are wondering "How would you kill your boyfriend" this show might be for you.

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I Love You I Kill You
My Valentine Murder - ILYIKY 16 from 2021-02-14T10:14:12

Happy Valentine's Day! In this ep we talk about what we would do on our perfect Valentine's Day and how it would end in MURDER! Thanks for listening. If you want to watch video versions of ILYIK...

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What's for dinner? - ILYIKY 15 from 2021-01-30T15:12:51

Doesn't it get you angry when your partner can't make up their mind what they'd like for dinner. Does it make you so angry that you want to murder them? Well, come on in, grab a seat and enjoy t...

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Shower Murder is Sexy - ILYIKY 14 from 2021-01-07T10:22:02

SORRY! It's been a hot minute since the last episode. We know there are plenty of young boys and girls who wanna hear their favorite Aunt and Uncle murder each other while drinking a glass of ch...

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Hank Hill is going to get you! - ILYIKY 13 from 2020-11-23T19:52:16

SEND us an email! We want to read them on the podcast! iloveyouikillyoupodcast@gmail.com Your favorite murder stories!

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Can't cook to save your LIFE - ILYIKY 12 from 2020-11-14T11:44:20

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! We were so busy we couldn't record any eps. We promise that will never happen again! Please enjoy this episode about how I stink at cooking so much it could murder a person!...

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He loves his bird more than he loves me! - ILYIKY 11 from 2020-10-25T11:33:25

We talk about how I am obsessed with my pet bird. He's a cute little guy and I have a great time with him. Claire is very jealous of this bird because she has to spend all her time alone in her ...

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Your voice is a torture Device - ILYIKY#10 from 2020-10-19T11:06:58

OMG WE MADE IT TO 10 EPISODES. We know this one is late. We promise to be on time from now on. This episode is about how Claire and I are trapped in the same apartment 24 hours a day due to our ...

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So fresh and so Clean -ILYIKY #9 from 2020-10-09T15:04:55

One thing that really bugs Claire is how I never put my toothbrush away after using it. I'm not sure how one would murder with a toothbrush. Perhaps we should asked someone in Prison. They are t...

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Murder at IKEA! - ILYIKY #8 from 2020-10-04T14:54:58

Everyone likes IKEA. Some people love IKEA. And some people are obsessed with IKEA... Claire is obsessed. Going to IKEA is her favorite outing. If it were up to her, every weekend would be spent...

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Eating a Packet of Bacon a DAY - ILYIKY #7 from 2020-09-25T10:50:59

So, while Claire was away in Jolly Old England. I had a lot of time all by myself. What I decided to do was to eat everything that was in the fridge and everything that was at the grocery store....

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Lizzo's Boyfriend Problems is the Human in Me - ILYIKY #6 from 2020-09-19T12:17:47

SORRY SORRY SORRY! WE missed a week. We had some quarantine issues we had to deal with. But we are back baby!!! This episode we talk about a Lizzo song that is stuck in Claire's head. She sings ...

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Get that stupid house plant out of here - I LOVE YOU I KILL YOU #5 from 2020-09-04T11:14:29

How many houseplants is too many houseplants? Is 11 too many? YES! Yes is the answer. Questions come up like can a plant be poisonous to kill my significant other? Can I put them in a large Venu...

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How Would You Kill me with Your Socks? - I Love You I Kill You #4 from 2020-08-26T15:03:52

Don't you hate it when your dumb boyfriend leaves their stinking socks lying around the house? Well I'm that dumb boyfriend! How would you kill someone with those stinking socks? Gag them? Stran...

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Can I Kill My Love with a Pillow? - I Love You I Kill You #3 from 2020-08-20T00:02:10

Do you think you can kill someone with a pillow? What if this pillow is a really annoying unnecessary decorative pillow that no one can use anyway? We mostly talk about killing each other but it...

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How can I kill my Love with a Fork? - I Love You I Kill You #2 from 2020-08-18T13:39:11

In this episode, killing someone with a fork is the main topic. We mostly talk about killing each other but it's out of love.  Questions like: How would you kill your boyfriend? How would you ki...

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How can I Kill You with an Ice Cube? - I Love You I Kill You #1 from 2020-08-12T16:36:50

Welcome to I Love You I Kill You. A mini podcast where a couple talk about how they would lovingly kill each other. Obviously we are joking about wanting to kill each other. But, when you are wi...

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