Podcasts by I Will Write Your Book
Comedian Will Hines plays the character of "Will Hines," a ghost writer who meets with various clients that want to hire him to write their book. The clients are insane and have bad ideas. Also, Will is generally accompanied by his copy editor Karen Donahue, who hates him.
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Final Episode! from 2021-08-19T22:00
It's just Will and Karen as the podcast wraps up. Will gets a job at a real publishing house. Karen is engaged and also in legal trouble. Will discovers his destiny.
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A Little Something Like This - Nate Smith from 2021-08-12T07:00
Gene Dumm (Nate Smith) is a jingleman (his term) and wants to teach the world about how to write a good jingle and immediately upload it to the public domain. Also Will grew a mustache (did this...
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Come Visit Montreal! - Charlie Sanders and Camille Knox from 2021-07-29T07:00
Jacques and Renee (Charlie Sanders and Camille Knox) want to write a travel book about Montreal despite speaking very little English themselves. Also Karen helped a horse give birth and Will's c...
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The Swamp of Ireland - Grace Mulvey from 2021-07-22T07:00
Bernadette Christie (Grace Mulvey), a good Catholic Longford woman, wants to write a book that will help young ladies in her church not be so unchristian like those trashy folks from Roscommon o...
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Your Inner Carrot Top - Zeke Nicholson from 2021-07-15T07:00
Dolby Sheen, aka Mr. Picklesworth (Zeke Nicholoson), who is a clown, wants to inspire the next generation of clowns by telling them their non-clown persona is a total piece of crap! Also Will ha...
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Pass The Mic - Shem Pennant from 2021-07-08T07:00
Timothy Tippingtree (Shem Pennant) a very straight and very white CEO wants help promoting diversity at his 100% male company and Will thinks he can help. Also Karen is on the run for murder. Listen
Escape The Patriarchy: Be A Nun - Emily O'Callaghan from 2021-07-01T07:00
Sister Mary Teresa Bernadette (Emily O'Callaghan) wants a book to help drum up recruitment for her nunnery. The selling points: no men, plenty of weed and several after-hour visits to each other...
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The Fun Factory! - Jake Regal from 2021-06-24T07:00
Tech billionaire Noah Kaufman (Jake Regal), the creator of Dog Swap, wants to improve his image with a Willy Wonka style story of working at his company. Also, Karen has a magic beanstalk and Wi...
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A Warehouse of Pogs - Stephen Bradley from 2021-06-17T07:00
Carl Pipe (Stephen Bradley) needs a book about pogs. He's got a warehouse full of 'em and needs to move them FAST. Plus Will is productive and Pam has a monkey-free coconut water farm.
Let's Get The Pet Pahty Stahted - Jamie Gaul from 2021-06-10T07:00
Diane Keaton (Jamie Gaul), not that Diane Keaton, wants to write a book about hosting pet parties for non-wealthy clients! She has a lot of opinions on: babies, Billy Joel and her weak beta part...
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My Weekend With Leguizamo - Erin McGathy from 2021-06-03T07:00
Michelle Williams (Erin McGathy) needs a memoir written, but first she has some questions about statute of limitations. Will is bad at knowing when stories end. And Karen has a salmon farm.
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I Was Then Asked to Perform Rhinoplasty - Peter Banifaz (REBROADCAST) from 2021-05-27T07:00
"Little Tony" Nicoletti (Peter Banifz) wants Will and Karen to help him write a memoir about his days doing jobs for a NYC crime family. So they do!
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The Great Bigsby - Matt Apodaca (REBROADCAST) from 2021-05-20T07:00
Vance Bigsby (Matt Apodaca) wants to rewrite The Great Gatsby, but make it about him. Will screws this up somehow. Karen continues to think Will is an idiot.
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Get Your Money - Laci Mosley (REBROADCAST) from 2021-05-13T07:00
Lanessa Williams (Laci Mosley) wishes to write a book about her methods of facilitiating a separation between other people and their money. Lanessa also motivates Pam to make will catch up on hi...
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Little Known Facts About Great Black Americans - Ronnie Adrian (REBROADCAST) from 2021-05-06T07:00
Mike Tresvant (Ronnie Adrian) wants to write a book that reveals little-known facts about great black Americans, which he learned from... fringe sites. Will and Karen helplessly look on.
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I Am Made Of Filiment - Siomha McQuinn from 2021-04-29T07:00
Alice (Siomha McQuinn) wants a book written on pool safety, but also Alice has a secret! We won't tell you here what that secret is! But a small hint is that she is not human, and is in fact a S...
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Jump In The Pond - Ryan Barton from 2021-04-22T07:00
Bubbles Sparkleton (Ryan Barton) wants a book written about a princess. But nothing too dark! How close is Will to getting this story right? Getting warmer, warmer.. totally cold! Also Karen is ...
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Dick Dock Diaries - John Flynn from 2021-04-15T07:00
Bradley Thomas Michaelson (John Flynn) is worried about death and thus wants to write a book about summers in Provinceton in the 1970s. It's a book but it's a musical. Will wants to talk about N...
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Babysitting Is American - Joe Wengert from 2021-04-08T07:00
Rock icon Bruce Springsteen (Joe Wengert) has a new goal: write a young adult novel about a group of babysitters. Also, Will is drinking wheat germ.
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A "Good Example" Vampire - Olivia Snow Norman from 2021-04-01T07:00
Mrs. Jackie Corn (Olivia Snow Norman) loves young adult vampire stories, except for the sex, love, laziness and blood. Karen buys a furniture store and Will needs a place to crash.
Whacko Bible - Gil Ozeri from 2021-03-25T07:00
Rabbi Joe Gittlebaum (Gil Ozeri) needs the bible to be more sexy, violent and most of all funny so he can get rich and famous. Also, Karen bought a kite factory and Will sunburned his head.
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Not Like That - John Gemberling from 2021-03-18T07:00
Garrett LaFrance (John Gemberling) wants to write a series of anthology short story collections, like Stephen King, whom he has never read! Karen has a pool, and Will has food all over his shirt...
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Cancelled - Brad Evans and Nick Ciarelli from 2021-03-11T08:00
Toad Gingrich (Brad Evans) and Russ Wilcox (Nick Ciarelli) want to write a book about a traumatic episode they experienced being cancelled in popular culture! Pam curates an art gallery, Will ge...
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Dog Too Stinky - Sarah Claspell from 2021-03-04T08:00
Katrina Pavlovnovitch (Sarah Claspell) wants to help the world make their dogs less stinky, and also has invented many hot dogs! Karen adopted the wrong animal and Will is sort of a total psycho...
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Fix Your Home, Save My Family - Brian Hines from 2021-02-25T08:00
Fisher Baker (Brian Hines) wants to write a DIY home repair book that will also win back his family! Also covered: name changes, fist fights and crown molding. Will and Karen solve his problems ...
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Trader Joe, Fantasy Hero - Mark Rennie from 2021-02-18T08:00
Stephen Kling (Mark Rennie) is ready to create a seven book fantasy epic starring his new character, Trader Joe.
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No I Have Not Read A Book - Casey Feigh from 2021-02-11T08:00
Donovan Light (Casey Feigh) wants to write a book, even though he's never read one, because someone he went on a date with said he was dumb! Will and Karen help, ish.
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Will's Brother Kevin And His Copy Editor - Kevin Hines and Chelsea Clarke from 2021-02-04T08:00
Kevin Hines (Kevin Hines), a much more successful ghost author than Will, comes on to offer Will some work. He brings along his copy editor Chelsea Clarke (Chelsea Clarke), who is a supportive a...
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Early 90s Child Actor Tells All - Drew Spears from 2021-01-28T08:00
Freddie Spats (Drew Spears), a child actor of early 90s television, is ready to write a tell-all book of his sordid Hollywood life in the hopes of spicing up his appeal on the convention circuit...
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Look At My Perfect Babies and Perfect Hats - Betsy Stover from 2021-01-21T08:00
Posey Quiver (Betsy Stover), a massively successful Instagram influencer from Williamsburg Brooklyn, turns to Will and Karen for help with a book based on her Instagram account and her perfect p...
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How To Be A Bad Girl At Disneyland - Joan Ford from 2021-01-14T08:00
Meg Simone (Joan Ford of Red and Yellow), famous for her blog Tipsy Tinkerbell, wants to tell you how to be a bad girl at Disneyland. Disclaimer: much of her behavior are clear felonies and shou...
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I Invented Passive-Aggressive Road Rage - Carl Tart from 2021-01-07T08:00
Willie Sheath (Carl Tart of The Flagrant Ones) wants credit for his greatest invention: passive-aggressive road rage.
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The Chrono-Mastiff - Zach Reino from 2020-12-31T08:00
Dennis Rath (Zach Reino of Off-Book), a rival ghost writer stops by to ask Will to take a very prestigious project off of Dennis' plate - a fantasy epic about The Chronomaster. Will returns the ...
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I Was Then Asked to Perform Rhinoplasty - Peter Banifaz from 2020-12-17T08:00
"Little Tony" Nicoletti (Peter Banifaz) wants Will and Karen to help him write a memoir about his days doing jobs for a NYC crime family. So they do!
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The Most Twins on Motorcycles - Alex Fernie from 2020-12-10T08:00
Alfie Guiness (Alex Fernie), the youngest and most irresponsible member of the family charged with the Guiness Book of World Records, begs Will and Karen to get this year's edition together for ...
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Sex Is Weird, And Getting Worse - Katy Fishell from 2020-12-03T08:00
Katy Fishell asks Will to take over the graphic novel version of her illustration/storytelling project @sex_is_weird. Will brings his personal anecdotes of sexual liberation and his drawing skil...
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Things Are Going Great - Katie Foster from 2020-11-26T15:56:10
Will's ex-wife Linda (Katie Foster) comes on the podcast for help writing a book about the great romance that is her current and better marriage. Karen reveals she once slept with Don Johnson? Listen
The One About The Aliens - Michael McMillian from 2020-11-19T19:42
Danny Diggs (Michael McMillian) wants to write his book about a series of alien abductions he experience from the fall of 1994 for the next 7 years where he was witness to an amiable group of si...
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HIS-story? A Murderous Fantasy - Adam Peacock from 2020-11-12T08:00
Joe Burkey (Adam Peacock) is a history teacher who's been having problems with misbehaving students. Will and Karen help him work through his feelings by writing a book about murder!
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Parking Attendent, Fully Loaded - Anna Salinas from 2020-10-29T07:00
Conner McGleason (Anna Salinas), a parking attendant from Boston, has come to LA to tell the exciting story of his profession and make it a movie. But no one gives a crap, so he's settling for w...
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God 2.0 - Dan Donohue from 2020-10-22T07:00
Richtin Livingsgood (Dan Donahue) is the head pastor of an alleged megachurch called Let It Rain, and he wants to write a book to encourage young people to get into God, partly by telling them t...
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Cool Man - Greg Gallant from 2020-10-15T07:00
Burton Krintz (Greg Gallant), a 50 year old virgin who gets regularly bullied by teen, wants to write a superhero novel about a man who gains the superpower of being a little taller and having a...
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The Great Bigsby - Matt Apodaca from 2020-10-08T07:00
Vance Bigsby (Matt Apodaca) wants to rewrite The Great Gatsby, but make it about him. Will screws this up somehow. Karen continues to think Will is an idiot.
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I See Ravine People - Kelly Nugent from 2020-10-01T07:00
Chasper Mullet (Kelly Nugent) has advice about ghosts -- partly how to deal with them, and partly advice FOR them. Will only wants to talk about ravines. Karen thinks all of Will's ideas are gre...
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Make Your Commute A Community - Kathy Yamamoto from 2020-09-24T07:00
Joan Didione (Kathy Yamamoto) has tips on making friends while you drive, and with anyone you've ever talked to for even two seconds. Will related to loneliness, and Karen still has a boat.
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Maybe Something Like 'The Game?' - Jake Sprague from 2020-09-17T07:00
Ernie Bort (Jake Sprague) wants to write a book that teaches things like the pick-up techniques in the game, despite having married his high school girlfriend and never having dated or kissed ou...
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Adult Scares - Oscar Montoya from 2020-09-10T07:00
Diego Pasada, aka D.P. Stone (Oscar Montoya) author of the famous Gooseflesh series of children's books, needs help writing his first horror novel aimed at adults! Do Will and Karen help? Kind o...
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Asleep At The ... Plane? - Shaun Diston from 2020-09-03T07:00
Jeff PeterSONville (Shaun Diston) wants to write about his experience having a pilot's license and flying. This episode involves debt, murder and naps! Karen talks about her boat.
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Donkey Kong 64 The Book - Nick Wiger from 2020-08-27T07:00
Kobe Mojito (Nick Wiger) wants to write a book to adapt the video game Donkey Kong 64, which he has acquired to rights to. Will knows nothing about the game and is useless. Karen has a boat and ...
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Never Won Once - Caroline Clifford from 2020-08-20T07:00
Jenny Katz (Caroline Clifford) wants to write a book about table tennis, a game she has never won, and also wishes the book to be physically impossible. Karen thinks romance is in the air.
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Get Your Money - Laci Mosley from 2020-08-13T07:00
Lanessa Williams (Laci Mosley) wishes to write a book about her methods of facilitiating a separation between other people and their money. Lanessa also motivates Karen to make Will catch up on ...
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Feel the Beat - Jason Mantzoukas from 2020-08-06T07:00
A passionate drummer named Chuff Mitchell (Jason Mantzoukas) wants to write a book which spells out the sounds of great drum fills. Remember: every drum fill is an opportunity to steal focus. An...
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Fade In: The Sixties - Connie Shin from 2020-07-30T07:00
A true crime fan (Connie Shin) think she has a subject no one has explored yet, likes using screenplay language in her books and doesn't approve of Will's mansplaining.
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Sleeper Agent - Jim Woods from 2020-07-23T07:00
Denis Brown (Jim Woods) has been living a double life: one that he remembers in St. Petersburg, Florida and another he is STARTING to remember in St. Petersburg, Russia?!?!?! He also might be a ...
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Liverpool Music Yes, Beatles No - Shaun Lowithan from 2020-07-16T07:00
Jim Stanley (Shaun Lowthian) is a proud Liverpudlian who wants two things: 1) to write a book about 1960s music in Liverpool and 2) to never mention the Beatles in any way.
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Little Known Facts About Great Black Americans - Ronnie Adrian from 2020-07-09T07:00
Mike Tresvant (Ronnie Adrian) wants to write a book that reveals little-known facts about great Black Americans, which he learned from... fringe sites. Will and Karen helplessly look on.
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Will's Therapist - Dan Lippert from 2020-07-02T07:00
Will's therapist Dr. Jerry Marachino (Dan Lippert) comes on the show to talk about the book he's writing about .... Will. Karen and Jerry hit it off.
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A Real Exciting Woman! - Toni Charline from 2020-06-25T07:00
Donna Beefsteak (Toni Charline) wants a book to let everyone know that she is an exciting woman! Without including anything from her private life, of course. Can Will and Karen help her? (Hint: ...
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King Henry Oh-EIGHT! - Kale Hills from 2020-06-18T07:00
Flint Banner (Kale Hills) needs help naming characters in his fantasy epic. Currently it's about King Henry Oh-EIGHT! and Da Beef. Will and Karen see no problems with any of it.
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I Can Do It Just By Talking - James Mastraieni from 2020-06-11T07:00
Philip Hoffmore-Semen (Jamse Mastraieni) wants to write a book about "Conquering the Female Orgasm" and Will gets obsessed with getting PROOF of Phillip's exploits.
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Ghost Writer Ghost Rider - Jonny Svarzbein from 2020-05-28T07:00
Seth Thorton (Jonny Svarzbein) wants a book that will let the world know: The movie "Ghost Rider?" Was just okay. And Will is just the ghost WRITER to help him do it.
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Afghan Skirts - Anthony King from 2020-05-21T07:00
Reginald VelJohnson (Anthony King) talks about his plans to write an "Eat Pray Love" style memoir based on his experience sampling one of every single item from his local grocery store.
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Non-Erotic Romance Novel - Beth Appel from 2020-05-14T07:00
This week we are joined by Dominque Dubois, a New Orleans woman (Beth Appel) who wants to write a romance novel with zero erotic moments, and also has a pilot script that is several hunderd page...
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My Three Dogs - Nick Mandernach from 2020-05-07T07:00
Margo from the Sherman Oaks library is having writer's block on the first sentence of her intended children's book "My Three Dogs." Will, along with copy editor Karen Donahue, help her out. Also...
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I Will Write Your Book | Trailer from 2020-04-23T07:00
Join comedian, Will Hines for I Will Write Your Book - a new improvised podcast. Coming soon.
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