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425: CoronaVirus from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss bees, headphones, and COVID-19. For more IF I WERE YOU, check out the bonus Thursday episodes on our Patreon.com/JA
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177: Cocaine (Live From Toronto!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss drugs, fantasies, and the perfect man -- live from Just For Laughs comedy fest in Toronto! This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, MeUndies, and NatureBox!
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424: Dead Eyes (w/Connor Ratliff!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and fellow Headgum podcaster Connor Ratliff is in the studio discussing bowling, parents, and his new HG Original podcast "Dead Eyes!"
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176: Fantasy (w/Emily Gordon!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Former therapist, current writer/comedy producer Emily Gordon joins us to discuss breaking up, farting, and her new book, "Super You!" This episode is brought to you by DollarShaveClub, and Credit...
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Bonus Patreon Sample from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This is half of today's Bonus Thursday Patreon Episode of our show. You can listen to the rest, or watch 35 other full episodes over at Patreon.com/JA
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175: Moon Facts from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss droughts, jupiter, and geography. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, MeUndies, and Squarespace.
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423: Motion Sickness from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss OnlyFans, sea legs, and the perfect NYC date. For more IF I WERE YOU check out bonus Thursday video episodes on our Patreon.com/JA!
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174: Romance from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss first dates, haircuts, and spiritual healing. This episode is brought to you by DollarShaveClub.com, BlueApron, and Credit Karma!
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422: Worms (w/Rose McIver!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and voice of Headgum Rose McIver is in the studio discussing salads, weddings, and MSN Messenger. For more IF I WERE YOU check out bonus video Thursday episodes on our Patreon.com/JA.
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173: Heroin from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss facial hair, hard drugs, and party horns. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox and NextIssue.com!
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421: Thick Chicken (w/Geoff and Reilly!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Newest Headgum podcasters Geoffrey James and Reilly Anspaugh are in the studio to discuss Twitter names, career advice, and eating food like an adult. And for more, check out Geoff and Reilly's ne...
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172: Airplane Romance (w/Jon Gabrus!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend/comedian/fellow HeadGum Podcaster Jon Gabrus joins us to discuss friendship, fire, fitness, and flying. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and Squarespace!
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420: Road Hand (w/Ana Nicolich!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and fellow Headgum podcaster Ana from Twinnovation joins us to discuss new dudes, old nudes, and using speakerphone in public. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA!
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171: Soulmate (w/Julia Nunes!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and musician (and fellow podcaster!) Julia Nunes joins us to discuss true love, nude pics, and fanny packs. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks and NextIssue
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419: Stinky Penis from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss terrible Tinder messages and the new slate of Headgum podcasts! And then we name a baby, of course. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA (Note: This was r...
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170: Hairy Butthole from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss adultery, pornography, and being a man. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks, Squarespace, and BlueApron!
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418: Addiction from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss baby names, Foo Fighters, and how Jake's new diet is going. Fore more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for bonus Thursday video episodes.
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169: Lightning Round from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this BONUS THURSDAY episode we try to get through as many questions as possible in one hour. It is our first (and perhaps last?) lightning round. This episode is brought to you by NextIssue.com ...
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417: Hostel Love from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss wedding speeches, popping videos, and the perfect text. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA.
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168: Where's the Beef from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss prostitution, honesty, and being a doctor. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox and MeUndies!
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416: Foot For Thought from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Jake's surgery, Amir's new Twitter handle, and of course... poetry. For more IF I WERE YOU, you can watch over 25 bonus video Thursday episodes on our Patreon.com/JA!
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167: Secrets from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss privacy, virginity, and our pilot! This episode is brought to you by BlueApron, BetaBrand, and Squarespace.
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415: Hosting and Ghosting from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss our new years resolutions, Jake's foot surgery, and the ideal texting rate. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for Bonus Thursday Video episodes.
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166: HeadGum from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss cocaine and our new podcast network! This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, BespokePost.com and MeUndies.com!
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414: Amir on NADDPod from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Special Holiday episode this week -- it's Amir's debut on Jake's Dungeons and Dragons podcast. And no, you don't have to know anything about Dungeons and Dragons to enjoy the show! So... enjoy the ...
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165: League (Live from Montreal!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss stupidity, pregnancies, and fantasies with a special friend, live from Montreal! This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com and MileIQ!
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413: Christmas Tree from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss holiday drama, grooming tips, and the going rate for a 6 foot Douglas Fir. Listen to Amir's episode on Punch Up The Jam. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.co...
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164: Stinky Pets from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss turtles, threesomes, and The Bachelor. This episode is brought to you by BetaBrand.com and CreditKarma!
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412: Pissing in a Sink from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss the pros and cons of bath-houses as a means of relaxation, the trials and tribulations of growing your hair out, and lastly, whether or not you can drink your own pee pee...
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163: Ugly Hot from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss inner beauty, outer beauty, and long distance relationships. This episode is brought to you by BespokePost.com, NatureBox.com, and MeUndies.com!
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411: Sick Lightning Round from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode, we may have the common cold, but we answer as many questions as we can about our style, our burps, and our fourth favorite ice cream flavor. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our ...
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162: Anti Drug from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss investing, marijuana, and the best cities in America. This episode is brought to you by MileIQ, BollAndBranch, and BlueApron!
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410: Airdrop Flirting from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss commitment issues, flirting on a subway, and office Crocs. For more IF I WERE YOU check out bonus video Thursday episodes on our Patreon.com/JA.
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161: Honor (w/Dan Gurewitch!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and "Last Week Tonight" writer Dan Gurewitch joins us to discuss jealousy, office romance, and making jokes about the news. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, TrunkClub, and MeUndies!
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409: Secret Santa (w/Thomas Middleditch!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian, friend, and lover Thomas Middleditch is in the studio to discuss moving to Australia, the Super Flu, and the greatest gift of all: Sand. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA
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160: Memory from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Instagram, marijuana, and obviously Matt Damon. This episode is brought to you by BollAndBranch.com and CreditKarma.com!
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408: Cool Scar from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss gym crushes, flu shots, and the fastest growing cities in America. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for bonus video Thursday episodes.
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159: Best of Australia from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we share our best questions and answers from our shows in Australia! We also talk about Matt Damon. This episode is brought to you by Prosper.com!
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407: The Best Coffee from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss flat whites, bathroom locks, and why breaking up is easy to do. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for weekly bonus video episodes!
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158: Matt Damon from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss eating habits, group sex, and Matt Damon. This episode is brought to you by CreditKarma.com, MeUndies.com, and Squarespace.com!
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406: Better Late Than Never from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this special tardy edition of our show, we discuss where we've traveled, and why Jake almost couldn't make it there. Then we tackle a few Halloween questions. For more IF I WERE YOU check out o...
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157: Tile and Ring from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss new friends and old flames. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, TrunkClub.com and Prosper.com!
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405: Dungeons and Dragons and Sex from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode Jake discusses checking in his luggage, and Amir discusses checking out his brain. Then we tackle the five second rule. For more IF I WERE YOU check out Bonus Thursday Video Episod...
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156: Raven Nest from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss apologies, dream homes, and sloths. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com and MeUndies.com
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404: Soup to Nuts (Lightning Round) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss ovens, bedding, shoes, fantasy football, Twitter, and our favorite pasta shapes. For more "If I Were You" check out Bonus Thursday Video episodes on our Patreon.
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155: Carpets (w/Rose McIver!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Actress/Friend Rose McIver joins us to discuss dating down under and dangerous fish! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and Prosper.com!
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403: Ass Shot from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss physical therapy, Succession, and Jake's goddaughter. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon for bonus Thursday video episodes!
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154: Truth or Dare from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss drinking alone, double dating, and our TV pilot! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and TrunkClub.com
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402: Duck Butter from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss superheroes, our favorite smells, and whether or not we would be a toilet. For more IF I WERE YOU, check out bonus Thursday video episodes on our Patreon.
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153: Mint (live at the Improv!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss cool kids, calling cards, and guns. Recorded live at the Improv in Hollywood, CA! This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com and Squarespace.com!
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401: The Godfather from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss flirtatious dads and depressed teens. We also debut a new potential segment! For more advice, check out our Patreon for bonus Thursday video episodes.
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152: Litmus Test from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss when to break up, when to stay together, and demons. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, TrunkClub.com, and Squarespace.com!
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400: Memory Lane from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In our 400th EPISODE we reminisce about our origin story and brainstorm future segments. Thanks to everybody who's listened to at least 350 of these! Including the live shows, of course.
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151: Spicy (w/Alana Haim!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Musician Alana Haim joins us to discuss terrible people and awesome names. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and Prosper.com!
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399: Singing and Acting from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss pop punk, Sudoku, and acting cool at the gym.
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398: Alaskan Adventure from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Brazilian waxes, renting apartments, and Jake's new career as a development executive. For more If I Were You, check out our bonus Thursday video episodes every week on ...
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149: Orgy (Live at Duke U!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss glitter, jealousy, and group sex. Recorded live at Duke University. This episode is brought to you by TrunkClub.com and Prosper.com!
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397: Cryotherapy from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode Jake takes control as we discuss bad sex, bad friends, and good olympians. For more IF I WERE YOU, check out our Bonus Thursday Video Episodes on our Patreon.
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148: Master from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Instagram, accidents, and elders. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and DollarShaveClub.com!
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396: Ice Cream Girl from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss being newly single, high school crushes, and unrequited love. For more advice, check out our bonus Thursday video episodes on our Patreon.
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147: Strangling (w/Jon Wolf!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Jon "Global" Wolf joins us to discuss heights, bites, and fights. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, DraftKings, and DollarShaveClub!
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395: Panic Attack from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Jake's mental health, high school, and dry spells. For more advice, check out our Patreon which has bonus video videos every Thursday!
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146: End of an Era from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss emotional cheating, physical cheating, and the future. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, TrunkClub.com, and Prosper.com
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394: Jake's Birthday Barty from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Jake's 34th birthday, Amir's music career, and breaking the law in very small ways. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon -- bonus video episodes every Thursday!
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145: Stage Kiss from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss rebound relationships and masturbating in public. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com, DraftKings.com, and DollarShaveClub.com!
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393: Running Late from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss racist mugs, smelly thugs, and gift baskets. For more IF I WERE YOU, check out our Patreon -- Bonus videos every Thursday!
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144: Heart to Heart (w/Thomas Middleditch!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian/Friend Thomas Middleditch is back to discuss friendship, art, and video games! This episode is brought to you by DraftKings.com and DollarShaveClub.com!
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392: Blind Date (w/Julia Nunes!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Musician and friend Julia Nunes is in the studio discussing flirting, exercising, and laser eye surgery. Get Julia's new album UGHWOW wherever you listen to music.
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143: Spelling Bee from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss tidy rooms, burner phones, and maneuverability. This episode is brought to you by TrunkClub.com, Squarespace.com, and Prosper.com!
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391: Tongue in Cheek Kiss from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss sexy tattoos, angry boyfriends, and kissing bosses.
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142: Fake Sex (w/Ben Schwartz!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian/Actor/Friend Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss on screen romance. This episode is brought to you by Bombas.com, RetailMeNot, and DollarShaveClub.com!
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390: Shout Out Lightning Round from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this lightning round episode we discuss our favorite weather, our favorite foods, and what Dungeons and Dragons character would Amir be.... WITH A SIDE OF RICE.
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141: Chivalry (w/Ben Schwartz!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian/Actor/Friend Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss courtship and comedy. This episode is brought to you by RetailMeNot.com, TrunkClub.com, and MeUndies.com!
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389: Sexile Island from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss casual sex with a millionaire, coworker crushes, and fantasy basketball drama.
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140: Australia from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss terrible girlfriends and our tour down under! This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com and Squarespace.com!
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388: Drake's Wallet from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss pre-marital problems, MMF threesomes, and porn blogs. For more "If I Were You" check out our bonus Thursday video episodes on our Patreon!
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139: Get Weird (w/George Basil !) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend/Actor/Comedian George Basil joins us to discuss attraction and parenting. This episode is brought to you by Bombas.com and DollarShaveClub.com!
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387: Prison (w/Middleditch and Schwartz!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friends and comedians Thomas Middleditch and Ben Schwartz join us live from Thalia Hall in Chicago to discuss foreskin, new pants, and who is 58 years old. Thanks to everybody who came out to H...
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138: Sitcoms from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss hairy legs, double dates, and Jake's perfect porn. This episode is brought to you by TrunkClub.com, MeUndies.com, and DollarShaveClub.com!
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386: Circumcision (w/Nic Rad!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and father Nic Rad is on the show to talk about difficult decisions, pop music, and of course, ladders. And if you see this in time, come hang out with us in Chicago! HeadGum Live is coming...
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137: Shower Sex (w/ Lil Dicky!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Rapper Lil Dicky joins us to discuss masturbation, basketball, and getting older. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, Audible, and Prosper.com!
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385: To Doink or Not to Doink from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss oral hygiene, loving thy neighbor, and the Toronto Raptors.
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136: Male Stripper from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss how to change your lover and dating Nicki Minaj. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com, DollarShaveClub.com, and TaxAct.com!
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384: The Roommate Switch from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss ending relationships and ending Game of Thrones... and smiling at yourself. Come hang out with us in Chicago on June 14-16 at HeadGum Live!
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135: Attraction (with Laura Hurwitz!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Jake's mama joins us to discuss protesting, parents, and her new novel! This episode is brought to you by BlueApron.com, MeUndies.com, and TaxAct.com
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383: Ticklish Vagina from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss laughing during sex, new tools, and a Twitter draft so good, it's worth a Golden Mic award. Still some tickets left to see us in Chicago! Click here to join the party.
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134: Toothbrush from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss proms, raps, and apps. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, Squarespace.com, and Berries.com!
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382: Game Night (w/Hey Riddle Riddle!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Fellow HeadGum podcasters Adal Rifai, Erin Keif and JPC (Hey Riddle Riddle podcast) join us to discuss breaking the ice, solving riddles, and how to poop. For more riddles and puzzles, check out H...
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133: Bro-Job from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss bad Tinder dates and worse friends. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, BlueApron.com, and Berries.com!
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381: Game of Thrones from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss hot bosses, motorcycle uncles, and phone numbers. Then Jake gives out this episodes Golden Mic and Turdy awards. Come see us in Chicago on June 15!
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132: Taylor Swift (Live from Austin!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss lawsuits, sexuality, and our SuperBowl bet -- live from Austin, Texas! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com, Vegas.com, and TaxAct.com!
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458: Flight Attendant from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss role playing, haircuts, and quitting the podcast if Trump wins the presidential election. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.
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380: The Psychopath from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss overthinking pillow talk, underthinking bootie calls, and Jake's newest award. Come see us live in Chicago on June 15 as part of HeadGum Live!
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131: #GreenlightJakeAndAmir from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss our future, our past, and our present. Also, asexuality. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com, BlueApron.com, and Audible.com!
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379: Golden Mic from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss blurry vision, self-defense, and Jake's newest creation: General Cleanliness. Support the Golden Mic Winner (Jake) by purchasing his very own shirt. https://store.he...
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130: Sexual Training from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss leaving people, teaching people, and hugging people. This episode is brought to you by BlueApron.com, Berries.com, and TaxAct.com!
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378: Sing Along from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss adopted siblings, Jake's childhood, and Amir's LASIK. HeadGum Live! Is coming to Chicago on June 14-16. Come hang with us and our friends -- tickets here.
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129: Especially You from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss making friends and breaking hearts. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, Vegas.com, BlueApron.com, and TheBouqs.com
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377: Shart and Dart (Live in DC!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss prom-posals, cheating zaddy's, and Amir's new musical. Recorded at the Black Cat in Washington DC!
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128: Herpes from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss ESP and STD's. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com, TheBouqs.com, and TaxAct.com
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376: Skinny Condom from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Amir’s April Fools Day LASIK, coed wrestling, and of course, jade rollers.
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127: Missing Dad (with Patrick Cassels!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Our friend Pat Cassels joins us to discuss family dinners and very long distance relationships. This episode is brought to you by MottAndBow.com, SquareSpace.com, TheBouqs.com, and TaxAct.com!
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375: Home Schooled (w/Kevin Porter!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and fellow HeadGum podcaster Kevin Porter joins us as we discuss dogsitting, candles, and his podcast "Good Christian Fun!"
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126: Platonic Cuddling from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss strippers, snap chatters, and cuddle buddies. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, Vegas.com, and DraftKings.com
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374: Pee Tasting (live in NYC!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss roller coaster pranks, tutor crushes, and art school threesomes -- Live at the Gramercy Theatre in NYC!
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125: Get a Massage from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss being cool, social media, and breaking up with your best friend. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and TaxAct.com!
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373: Girls on Porn (w/Laura and Rachel!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
New HeadGum podcasters Laura and Rachel stop by to discuss their show "Girls on Porn" and answer as many porn-related questions as we can get through in a good old fashioned porn lightning round ep...
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124: Racism from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss our new years resolutions and where to have sex. This episode is brought to you by TheBouqs.com and DraftKings.com!
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372: Blanket Poop (w/Nicole Byer!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian and fellow HeadGum podcaster Nicole Byer joins us to discuss dating, flying, and dressing yourself. And for more bonus episodes of If I Were You check out our Patreon page: www.patreon.co...
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123: Best of 2014 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode, our favorite questions and answers from the past year. This episode is brought to you by TheBouqs.com and DraftKings.com!
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371: Power Move from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Jake's European Vacation, Amir's potential monovision, and whether its cooler to block or unfollow somebody on social media.
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122: Gay Barber from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss honest assholes, jealous lovers, and desperate measures. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com!
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370: Meth Boyfriend from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Denmark, Cupid, and of course... hooks. Tickets still available to our show in Washington DC on March 9! Come on out and party with us.
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121: Peach Fuzz (with Emily Axford!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss facial hair, greedy friends, and high school crushes. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com, DraftKings.com, and Prosper.com!
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369: Long Underwear from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss being pissed off, and getting pissed on. Plus a follow-up pup from an angry girlfriend! For more If I Were You check out our Patreon page at Patreon.com/JA!
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120: Cucumber from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss texting lovers and trusting others. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and Audible.com!
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368: Small Spoon (w/Geoffrey James) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and resident dumbass is on the show to discuss puking, peeing, and eating ice cream. Plus our Super Bowl bet!
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119: The Wolf from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss good hobbies and bad friends. This episode is brought to you by Casper.com and DraftKings.com
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367: Nephew's Haircut from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss DND, DDR, and Amir's previous lives. For more If I Were You, check out our Patreon page!
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118: Stinky from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss hobbies, honesty, and prematurely breaking up. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, CombatGent.com, and BarkBox.com!
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Bonus Thursday Patreon Episode: Flip Off from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
A taste of our bonus video episode available in full over on Patreon.com/JA! We discuss book clubs, Vermont, and yes, joy.
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117: Stomping from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss fetishes, farts, and falling out of love. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com, Prosper.com and the movie Unfinished Business.
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366: Unsolicited Advice (w/Jon Gabrus!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode... 90 minutes of unsolicited advice with special guest Jon Gabrus! Plus, our history with guiding people out of sticky situations. Enjoy!
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116: Eat Your Heart Out (Live from the Hollywood Improv!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss being drunk in love and settling for second best, live at the Hollywood Improv! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com, BarkBox.com, and DraftKings.com
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365: Secrets Secrets from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss grinding, smoking, and our new found love of soccer! Happy 2019!
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115: Groupies from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss/sing about jealousy and genital surgery. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com, Prosper.com, and DraftKings.com.
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English Premier League Podcast (w/Rahul Kohli!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The pilot episode of our newest series about EPL Football! Our first guest is actor and Liverpool fanatic Rahul Kohli--He is in the studio answering our questions about British Football and his fav...
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114: Hickey (with Streeter Seidell!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian/friend Streeter Seidell joins us to discuss laundry, car accidents and the Beastie Boys. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and DraftKings.com.
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364: Magic The Gathering from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss different types of nerds, national parks, and how threesomes are like fragile flowers. And, we cannot stress this enough, we are in the same room.
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113: Bad Skin (with Jon Gabrus!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian and friend Jon Gabrus joins us to discuss discuss acne, trinkets, and communes. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, MeUndies, and Prosper.com!
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363: New Years Eve from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss our cars, our holidays, and our New Years resolutions. Happy 2019, everybody!
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112: TextJake.com from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss our newest business: A website that allows Jake to make text suggestions for you! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com.
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362: Christmas Eve from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ho, ho, ho! Enjoy this special Xmas episode with the family as we discuss when Jesus was born, and whether babies can be born with tattoos.
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111: Clam Dip (with Dave Rosenberg!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Our special friend Dave Rosenberg joins us to discuss working out, jealousy, and his grandma's secret recipe. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com and DollarShaveClub.com!
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361: Wingmen (w/Jake Weisman and Matt Ingebretson) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The funny dudes behind Comedy Central's "Corporate" join us to discuss office holiday parties, investing wisely,, and of course: grapes.
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110: Lie Forever from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss threesomes, feline murder, and God. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and Prosper.com
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360: Footjob from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The gameboy returns as we discuss pedicures, career advice, and our singing voices.
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109: Military Men from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss army men, online dating, and anal sex. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com, MeUndies.com, and DollarShaveClub.com!
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359: Bisexual Ex from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss traveling romance, dealing with maggots, and tea bagging soup. Of course. For more advice... check out our bonus Thursday videos on Patreon.com/JA!
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108: Park Sex from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Instagram, cool kids, and public displays of affection. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and Audible.com!
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Bonus Thursday Patreon: Tom Cruise from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Here's a taste of today's Bonus Thursday Patreon ep. As always you can watch or listen to the whole thing at Patreon.com/JA
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107: Farting (with Bobby Lee!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Actor/Comedian Bobby Lee joins us to discuss passing gas, doing drugs, and the perfect Tinder profile. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, Prosper.com, and DollarShaveClub.com!
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358: Bro Job (w/Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friends and fellow podcasters Grace and Mamrie join us to discuss wedding gifts, hotel safes, and watching movies at 9am. For more Grace and Mamrie check out their podcast THIS MIGHT GET WEIRD!
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106: Phone Case (live from L.A. Podfest!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss frat parties, birthday gifts, and young love. This episode is brought to you by DollarShaveClub.com and MeUndies.com!
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357: Piece of Shit Car from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss tubas, masturbation, and surviving NYC on a budget. For more "If I Were You" we're doing bi-weekly bonus video episodes on Patreon.com/JA!
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105: Vibrator (with Milana Vayntrub!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian/Friend Milana Vayntrub joins us to discuss feminism, spirituality, and the future of masturbation. This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom.com and Ting.com.
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Bonus Patreon Thursday: Bad Teeth (w/Reilly Anspaugh!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Fellow HeadGum-er Reilly Anspaugh is in the studio to talk about bad kissers, good hygiene and horrible details about the Twilight Franchise. NOTE: The entire episode is available in both vide...
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104: Berlin from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss freshman year romance, saving yourself for marriage, and fantasy football. This episode is brought to you by Ting.com and Stamps.com!
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356: Grammar Nazi (w/Lauren Lapkus and Jon Gabrus!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friends and fellow podcasters Lauren Lapkus and Jon Gabrus join us to discuss splitting bills, midnight shits, and having sex before dinner.
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103: Psychic (Live from Manchester!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We discuss street artists, house gifts, and sleeping with somebody you hate. Recorded at The Lowry in Manchester, UK! This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com and Brooklyn 99 on Fox!
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355: Fear the Beard from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss long walks, open marriages, and Lonely and Horny Season 2 -- available now!
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102: Plane Crash from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss dirty texts, safe sex, and peace in the Middle East. This episode is brought to you Ting.com for lower cell phone bills, and Stamps.com for post office avoidance.
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Patreon Bonus Thursday Teaser (w/Megan Batoon!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
A sample of today's Bonus Thursday Patreon Video edition of our advice show. If you wanna hear more, or watch the whole episode head down to Patreon.com/JA .
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101: Bag of Poop (with Mike Schaubach) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Our wise friend Mike Schaubach joins us to discuss vengeance, marriage, and poop. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com and MeUndies.com!
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354: Hot Professor from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss pausing a romance, popping the question, and how to reheat french fries. For more "If I Were You" check out Patreon.com/JA for bonus video episodes.
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100: Family Fiction (with Ben Schwartz and Thomas Middleditch!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ben Schwartz AND Thomas Middleditch join us on our 100th episode! They advise, they sing, and they... get real. This episode is brought to you by Stamps.com and Squarespace.com!
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353: Irish Pool Party (w/Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friends and "Hollywood Handbook" hosts join us to discuss fake beer, real babies, and work out regimens.
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99: Violence (with Brian Murphy) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Brian "Murph" Murphy joins us to discuss hurting people emotionally and physically. Mostly physically. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, MeUndies.com, and HuluPlus.com!
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Patreon.com/JA Teaser Mini Episode from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Here we are, between real episodes, to give you a taste of what's going on over at Patreon.com/JA. We dropped a bonus Thursday video episode of this podcast over there, so we figured we could give ...
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98: Underwear (with Thomas Middleditch) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and star of "Silicon Valley" Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss technology, fidelity, and stealing underwear. This episode is brought to you by Stamps.com, SlugBooks.com, and MeUndies.com!
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352: The Biggest Announcement from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We're back! In this episode we announce our newest, most ambitious project yet: our new Patreon Channel: Patreon.com/JA . We discuss why we decided to launch this channel, as well as the shows...
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97: Break Up from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss making the band, breaking the band, and taking demands. This episode is brought to you by Stamps.com and HuluPlus.com!
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351: Flaming Sock from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss crying, glasses, meeting Michael Chiklis, and Lonely and Horny Season 2, coming soon to CollegeHumor's DropOut!
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96: The Fly (w/ Sarah Schneider!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Our friend Sarah Schneider joins us to discuss underwear, oral sex, and the fear of rejection. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com, Slugbooks.com, and MeUndies.com!
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350: Dream Cheating (w/Yeardley Smith!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Voice of Lisa Simpson, and podcaster Yeardley Smith joins us to discuss bullying, The Simpsons, and her new podcast "Small Town Dicks!"
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95: Minnesota from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss new love, old photos, and dealing drugs. This BONUS THURSDAY episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com -- comfortable, affordable underwear.
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349: Savor the Sausage from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Jake's new hobby and whether or not it's detrimentally odd.
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94: Ex-Girlfriends from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss weddings, parties, and inventions. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com and SlugBooks.com!
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348: Escape Room from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss baldness, grayness, and stiff backs. Basically, how to get older without really trying.
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93: Weird Name from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss taking drugs and being yourself. This bonus Thursday episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com -- Delicious snacks delivered right to your home!
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347: Instagram Stories from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss teenage sobriety, emotional cheating, and dating your brothers best friend. Hungry for more? Check out Jake on Amir's NBA podcast: BUCKETS!
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92: Cookies from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss texting girls, swiping guys, and renting cars. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks.com and Harrys.com!
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346: Dungeons and Dragons and Sex from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss fantasy, role playing, and what its like to cheat on a loved one with a mouse.
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91: Meddling from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss honesty, honestly. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com! The easiest way to create an awesome website.
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345: Jake and Jill's Insane Wedding (w/Jillian Vogel!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode Jillian Vogel joins us to recap perhaps the most eventful wedding weekend of all time. Note: This is a true story. Also worth mentioning: BUCKETS! Amir's new NBA Podcast. Subscribe ...
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90: Nipple Ring from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss body piercing, evil birds, and fleshlights. This episode is brought to you by TeePublic.com -- our home for official "If I Were You" t-shirts!
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344: Favorite Flavors from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss perfect weather, tattoos, piercings, accessories, cereal, lasik, football, futbol, and our favorite flavors in a Twitter Lightning round for the ages... with a little bit...
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89: One Less Problem (with Ben Schwartz) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss... whatever the hell he wants. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com and AVG Cleaner.
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343: Tom Cruise from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Jake's birthday, stupid cats, and Mission Impossible.
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88: Walmart (with Eliza Hurwitz) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Jake's little sister Eliza joins us to discuss texting and driving. But not at the same time. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox -- Delicious, nutritious snacks delivered to your door!
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342: Fanny Pack (w/Sean Jost!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and lover Sean Jost joins us to discuss choking, strangling, and Hawaiian hot spots.
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87: Racist Opinions from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss love in your teens and life in your twenties. Also racism. This episode is brought to you by LootCrate.com and AVG Cleaner.
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341: Wiping (w/Jay Mohr!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian Jay Mohr joins us to discuss pissing, WhatsApp, and the greatest Chris Farley story ever told. For Mohr, Jay check out his podcast "Mohr Stories!"
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86: Instagram (with Hoodie Allen) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Rapper/Friend Hoodie Allen joins us to discuss social media, jealousy, and of course, prostitution. This episode is brought to you by LootCrate.com! An epic monthly subscription box for geeks and g...
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340: New Porn (w/Rose McIver!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend, actor and voice of HeadGum Rose McIver joins us to discuss ultimatums, gardening, and how porn habits die hard.
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85: Homophobia from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss tolerance, pseudonyms, and bro-gifts. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- the best way to create a website, and LootCrate.com -- An epic monthly subscrip...
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339: Bald Spot (w/Murph and Emily!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friends and fellow HeadGum Podcasters join us to discuss British Accents, Amir's D&D Character, and an intense game of Mafia.
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84: Everybody Snoops (with Allison Williams) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
"Girls" star Allison Williams joins us again to discuss jealousy, pornography, and why dogs are good. This episode is brought to you by LootCrate.com -- an epic monthly subscription box for geeks a...
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338: Class Clowns from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode, our favorite Game Boy returns to discuss funny students, mean teachers and Jake's wedding.
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83: Meredith from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss shaving, dying, and orgasms. While singing. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com! The best, easiest, simplest way to make a professional looking website.
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337: Small Problems from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss the little things... social media, self awareness, and credit card information.
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82: Baby Dick (Live at the Hollywood Improv!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss nicknames, premature ejaculation, and slam poetry. This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace.com -- The best, most affordable way to create a professional looking web...
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336: Spanking (Live in London!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss natural disasters, horny mothers, and Australian Vloggers live at the Leicester Square Theatre in London!
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81: Hot Pizza from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss whether you should sleep with somebody your friends have already slept with, and also pornography.
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335: Euro Trip Lightning Round from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss travel tips, least favorite cities, and bad addresses in another Twitter Q+A lightning round.
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80: Ultimatum from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss marijuana, tattoos, and nude pics.
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334: Hot Roommate (w/Megan Batoon!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and fellow HeadGum podcaster Megan Batoon joins us to discuss flight attendants, affairs, and terrible blog posts.
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79: Persistence from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss the trials and tribulations of being attractive, and joining a new podcast network! This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com! The best way to discover new music on ...
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333: Memory Lane (w/Ben Schwartz!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian, friend, and lover Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss comedy writing, early Internet, and his new wine podcast "The Wine Down."
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78: Steroids (with Rick Fox And Kyle Fox) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Three time NBA Champion Rick Fox and his son join us to discuss performance enhancing drugs, condoms, and canine theft. This episode is brought to you by Audible.com -- the worlds largest selection...
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332: Jake's Lasik from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss breast reductions, sex tips, and Jake's songwriting career.
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77: Mother's Day/Butt Plugs from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss moms, ukeleles, and stinky situations. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- the easiest way to build a professional looking website! Check them out: http...
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331: Ass Man (w/Thomas Middleditch!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and Comedian Thomas Middleditch joins us live in Winnipeg! We discuss real butts, fake teeth, and sibling sex. If you like this live show, come see one for yourself! We'll be in Amsterdam on...
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76: Bowl Cut (with Streeter Seidell) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Our buddy Streeter joins us to discuss bisexual boyfriends and globetrotting girlfriends. Thanks to OurTunez for sponsoring this BONUS THURSDAY episode! An awesome free way to discover new music, o...
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330: Vaping (w/Sugar Pine 7!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode, Steve, Cib, and James of Sugar Pine 7 join us to discuss kissing, dissing, and car accidents.
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75: Harry Potter (with Dave Rosenberg) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Our boy Dave Rosenberg joins us to discuss breaking up, strip clubs, and tattoos. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com! Delicious, nutritious snacks delivered TO YOU. Use our coupon code...
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329: Instagram Jealousy from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Hollywood, DM's, and Simon & Garfunkel.
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74: Ladies Night from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss crushes, pronunciation, and calling out the wrong person's name in bed. This episode is brought to you by CombatGent.com -- Tailored suits starting at $160! Use coupon co...
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328: Birthday Sex from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss anime, racism, and birthday sex! Also, if you're in Amsterdam, London, or Dublin, come see us in June!
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73: Horoscope from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss nicknames, sex buddies, and how to hit a woman. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- bit.ly/17DIXqW. The best, easiest, smartest way to build a website wi...
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327: Ex Girlfriend's Birthday from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss sleep masks, apologies, and touch briefly on Amir's new musical.
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326: Strip Clubs (w/Thomas Middleditch live in Vancouver!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian and Friend Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss STD's, DND, and Canadian Folk Hero Stan Rogers. Recorded Live at the Vogue Theater as part of Just For Laughs: Vancouver!
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71: Sim Cheating (with Thomas Middleditch) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Silicon Valley's Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss mustaches, break-ups, and virtual world problems. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox! Delicious, nutritious snacks delivered to your...
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325: Jew Snacks and Life Hacks from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss ring foods, cities we've never been to, and how to meet your new best friend, in another rousing rendition of Twitter Lightning Round!
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70: One Word Texts from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss text messages, breaking up, and great ideas. This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com -- The best way to discover new music, and get paid for uploading your own! Ch...
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324: Sexy Flashlight (w/Doughboys Nick Wiger + Mike Mitchell!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friends and New HeadGum Podcaster's Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell (Doughboys) join us to discuss procrastination, masturbation, and how to unclog a toilet.
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323: Pee Sex (Live in NYC w/Scott Rogowsky!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and host of HQ Trivia, Scott Rogowsky joins us to discuss ugly cats, beautiful farts, and natural lubrication.
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68: Hemorrhoids from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss boobs, watches, and anal discomfort. This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Ja...
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322: Hall Pass (w/Billy Scafuri!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and comedian Billy Scafuri joins us to discuss hip hop, long hair days, and Billy's new short film "Triple Kiss!"
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67: Howdy (with Dave Rosenberg) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Our dear friend Dave Rosenberg, the master blaster, joins us to discuss wet snuggling, overprotective parents, and near death experiences. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- http:...
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321: Bad German Boy (w/Thomas Middleditch live in Calgary!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian and friend Tommy Mids joins us to discuss Canada, groping, and a mean man named Oskar. Live at MacEwan Hall in Calgary!
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66: Hoodwinked (with Jeff Rosenberg And Rose McIver) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Our friends Jeff "Rosie" Rosenberg and Rose "Rosie" McIver join us to discuss stealing, scamming, and sleepy sex. This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom.com! check out LegalZoom.com for all y...
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320: Prostitute Tips from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss mother nature, father time, and grandfather pillows.
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65: Nice Guys Finish Last from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss ghosts, sneezing, and Seal. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox -- Delicious/nutritious snacks delivered to your home! Check them out: bit.ly/1idZxFp
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319: 6-Way Kiss (Live in Austin, TX!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Live from SxSW it's "If I Were You!" We discuss sexiling, sexting, and sexy potato chips. Thanks to SiriusXM for sponsoring the digital release of this Bonus Thursday episode! Don’t forget to than...
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64: Cat Noises (with Rose McIver) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend/Neighbor/Actor Rose McIver joins us to discuss flowers, bigotry, and prostitution. This episode is brought to you by FlagLocate.com -- the best and easiest way to let your friends know where...
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318: Is College Worth It? (with Miel and Demi!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friends and fellow HeadGum podcasters Miel Bredouw and Demi Adejuyigbe join us to discuss private parts, living abroad, and learning how to cook for yourself. And catch our episode of their podcas...
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63: Porn Browser from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss clothing, computers, and colonics. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- the easiest, best, most affordable way to build your own website: bit.ly/17DIXqW
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317: Secret Honeymoon (w/Geoffrey and Davey!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friends and loved ones Geoffrey James and Dave Rosenberg join us to discuss pizza, live shows, and the great state of Ohio.
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62: Phone Thief from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss cafeteria crushes, Counting Crows, and terrible teachers... This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- the easiest, best, most affordable way to build your own ...
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316: Brotherly Sex (w/Dave Rosenberg!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and fellow HeadGum podcaster Davey Rosenberg joins us to discuss arm wrestling, cologne, and unfollowing ex-girlfriends on Instagram. See us all in Austin, TX live on March 10! Tickets at H...
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61: Polyamory (with Josh Ruben) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian/Actor/Friend Josh Ruben joins us for this BONUS Thursday episode to discuss moving out, marriage, and trendy restaurants. This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom: Online legal services...
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315: Wedding Planner from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss weird wine, plus ones, and hot professors.
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60: Butthole (with Thomas Middleditch) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode actor/comedian/friend/lover Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss jealousy, intelligence, and buttholes. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox -- Delicious/nutritious snacks...
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314: Dungeons and Dragons (w/Murph and Emily!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friends and lovers Brian Murphy and Emily Axford join us to discuss paying for sex, writing a book, and their new Dungeons and Dragons podcast "Not another D and D podcast" on the HeadGum network!
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59: Preach from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this BONUS THURSDAY episode we discuss whether or not books make for good gifts, and also anal sex. This episode is brought to you by NiceLaundry.com -- high quality socks, for very low prices. ...
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313: Poopgate (w/Hayley Marie Norman!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and actor Hayley Marie Norman joins us to discuss pussy crystals and stinky roommates.
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58: Immune To Sex (Live At UCB Theatre in LA!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss sexting, flappy bird, and respecting your elders -- recorded live at UCB Theatre in Los Angeles! This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom: Online legal services, made ...
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312: Bad Voice from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss European First Dates, tennis, and oral hygiene!
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57: Confidence from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss how to win a fight, how to accept a gift, and how to estimate the size of a penis. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- the easiest, best, most affordable...
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311: Hidden Dildos from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss mormon parents, annoying brothers, and Jake's Game of Thrones addiction.
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56: Business Ideas from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss climbing and grandmas. Then we make a SuperBowl bet. This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either...
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310: Unsolicited Advice from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss nudes, dudes, and cryptocurrency!
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55: Wet Dream from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss cowardly males, condo mishaps, and Kik messages. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- the easiest, most affordable way to build your own website/portfolio...
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309: Two Jakes (w/Jake Weisman!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and Co-Creator/Star of Comedy Central's "Corporate" join us to discuss camels, knives, and his new television show coming January 17!
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54: Rap Love from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss hip-hop, haters, and taking somebody back. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox! Deliciously affordable snacks delivered to your home for just $20 a month! And for...
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Episode 308: New Years Lightning Round! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
New episode for a new year! Ring in 2018 as we tackle as many questions as possible, while discussing our resolutions, favorite memories, and podcast ideas.
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53: Shot Through The Heart (with Ben Schwartz) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Our buddy Ben Schwartz returns for another episode of discussing, advising, and of course, singing. This episode is brought to you by NiceLaundry.com -- http://bit.ly/NLJakeAmir -- Awesome socks. C...
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307: Doodie Calls (w/Doug Mand and Jack Dolgen!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friends and fellow Poo-dcasters Doug and Jack join us to discuss clogging toilets, single ply tissue paper, and stinky sisters. PLUS You can hear our episode of their podcast "Doodie Calls" on Head...
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52: Steroids (with Ben Schwartz) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian and friend Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss social anxiety, family obligations, and how to write without writing. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks.com! If you're wondering how t...
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457: Eames Toilet (w/Geoffrey James!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend, comedian, and fellow Headgum podcaster joins us to discuss road trips, sawdust, and dating in the time of Corona. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.
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306: Dicklish Tick from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The GameBoy brings his girlfriend by for another epic game. We discuss bad gifts and good boyfriends!
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51: Stay Friends from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss religion, chivalry, and the Oedipal Complex. This BONUS Thursday episode is made possible thanks to LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com a...
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305: Masturbating on a Unicycle (w/Tim and Tom from Complete Guide to Everything!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friends and fellow HeadGum podcasters join us to discuss Hamilton, Disney Princesses, and prank calls.
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50: Swinging from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss rejection, trust, and how to sleep with your friends girlfriend. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks.com! Check out SlugBooks.com/Amir or SlugBooks.com/Jake for t...
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304: Why Won't You Date Me (w/Nicole Byer!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and Comedian Nicole Byer joins us to discuss rejection, dating apps, and her new HeadGum podcast!
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49: Jewish (with Micah Hurwitz) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Jake's little brother joins us to discuss religion, ex-boyfriends, and breaking Jake's nose. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks.com! Don't ever pay full price for college textbooks again -...
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303: Wild Goose Chase from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss new phones, old habits, and Shakespeare, mother!
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48: Best Of 2013 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we replay our favorite answers and theme songs from our first 47 episodes. Thanks to everybody who has ever tuned in to our show. Much love and happy holidays everybody!
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302: Bachelor Party from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Alaska, awkward gifts, and alphabetical order.
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47: Cheating from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we disagree on whether or not drinking is a valid excuse to be a terrible person, and also buying gifts for porn stars. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com! Check out Hul...
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301: Baby Voice (w/Rob Huebel!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian, friend, and father Rob Huebel joins us to discuss loud sex, celebrity encounters, and his new show, "Do You Want To See a Dead Body?". Check out Rob Huebel in Do You Want to See a Dea...
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46: Christmas Gift from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss second chances, sexy clothes, and the perfect gift. This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace! Easiest way to build a website or online store, ever: http://bit.ly/17D...
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300: A Celebration (w/Ben Schwartz!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend, comedian, lover Ben Schwartz joins us to celebrate our 300th episode by discussing chipmunks, how to be funny, and his new book!
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299: Two Cats (w/Brian Murphy!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian and Friend Brian Murphy joins us to discuss dungeons, dragons, and flash mob break ups.
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44: Awkward from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss study buddies, masturbating, and how to act normal. This episode is brought to you by WarbyParker.com -- awesome eyewear for super low prices, and now they have gift card...
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298: Smoking Ferns (w/Megan Batoon!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Dancer, YouTuber, and new friend Megan Batoon joins us to discuss airports, alcohol, and her delicious cookies.
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43: Guys Suck from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Christmas gifts, female roommates, and why guys are the worst. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir for access to thousands of movi...
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297: Lightning Round 4 (w/Geoffrey James!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend, co-worker, and dumbass Geoffrey James join us to tackle as many questions as possible.
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42: Paranoid from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss fianc�s, fugliness, and foreskins. This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com! bit.ly/1fNA7ul . Discover new music, upload your music, make money, and win a trip to B...
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296: F•R•I•E•N•D•S from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Snapchatting, obsessing, and going away to college.
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295: Dog Lover (w/Hoodie Allen!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Rapper and Friend Hoodie Allen joins us to discuss sex toys, trust issues, and ideas for an Australian rap/podcast tour.
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40: Sugar Daddy from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss prostitution, first dates, and bad gift ideas. This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com! bit.ly/1fNA7ul . Discover new music, upload your music, and make money from...
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294: Drunk Texting from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss pajamas, will power, and living with your ex.
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39: Facebook Official (with Streeter Seidell) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss masturbation, pornography, and Amir's driving skills. Or lack thereof. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir for two free weeks of m...
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293: Step Sibling Sex (w/Geoffrey James!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss bad noises, good jelly, and our live show at UCB Theatre on September 27!
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38: Jealousy from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss envy, threesome, and vibrators. In that order. This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com! http://bit.ly/1fNA7ul . Discover new music, upload your music, and make mon...
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292: Yoga Privates (w/Phil and Mike!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Co-creators of HBO's "Animals" Phil Matarese And Mike Luciano join us to discuss how jobs are like lovers, and the road to making their television show.
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37: The FriendZone from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss coincidences, confidences, and why the infamous "friend zone" doesn't actually exist. This BONUS Thursday episode is made possible thanks to LegalZoom: Online legal servi...
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291: Porno Game Shows from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss creepy dealers, German cheaters, and who should pay on the first date.
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36: Snail Trail (Live At Littlefield!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss suspicious hair, suspicious lovers, and suspicious smells. Recorded in front of a live studio audience at Littlefield bar in Brooklyn, NY! This episode is brought to you ...
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290: Worst Best Man from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss boots, best friends, and birth control.
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35: Merkin (with Allison Williams) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Star of HBO's "Girls" Allison Williams joins us to discuss manscaping, poking, and pornography. This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace! Build your own website/online store in just minutes! I...
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289: Engaged from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss age, fiancés, and cross dressing.
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288: Butt Plug (Live in Montreal!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We discuss urine, breast milk, and other bodily fluids live at Just For Laughs comedy festival in Montreal! With special appearance by friend/comedian Jon Gabrus.
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33: Tinder Talk from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode Amir finally signs up for Tinder, then we discuss people's Tinder related dilemmas. Tinder. This BONUS Thursday episode is made possible thanks to LegalZoom: Online legal services, ...
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287: Hypnosis (w/ Brian McElhaney & Nick Kocher AKA BriTANicK!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Fellow comedy duo, BriTANicK joins us to discuss olives, little sisters, the Mario Bros.
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32: Jake's Mom (with Laura Hurwitz) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode, Jake's mom joins us to discuss text messages, ex-girlfriends, and if Jake was always like that. This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace! Build your own website/online store i...
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286: Lightning Round 3 (w/Geoffrey James + Interns!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this special episode we grab Geoffrey James and HeadGum Interns to discuss nectarines, flying, freshmen, basketball, hamburgers, wallets, masturbation, Tinder, showers, swearing, and Los Angeles...
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31: Texting Casanova from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss texting, pornography, and ugly feet. This BONUS Thursday episode is made possible thanks to LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use e...
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285: Sexiled Roommate (w/Gabrielle Elyse!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend/actress Gabrielle Elyse joins us to discuss crushes, condiments, and online college.
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30: Haehh! (with Patrick Cassels) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
CollegeHumor's Pat Cassels joins us this week to discuss Captain Kirk, counting calories, and couples costumes. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com -- http://bit.ly/19QVjfj. For healthy...
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284: Jakes Moms Cookies from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we talk about braces, blow jays, and being a creep. And also, Jake's Mom's Cookies. We're in Montreal for JFL this week! Get your tickets here.
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29: Dick And Nipples from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss how to tell if somebody likes you, and how many sexual partners is too many. Also Tinder. This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace.com. Create a website, even an eCo...
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283: Prank Wars (w/Streeter Seidell!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and lover Streeter Seidell joins us to discuss catfishing, dick pics, and old videos. Come see our live show in Montreal! July 25 as part of JFL comedy fest.
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28: The Easter Bunny from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss MILFs, ugly ducklings, and Amir's grammar. This BONUS Thursday episode is made possible thanks to LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and...
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282: Is It Cheating If... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss getting grossed out and turned on. Also, tennis. See us in Montreal! Live "If I Were You" on July 25.
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27: Sex Is Sex (with Pete Holmes Live At ComicCon!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian Pete Holmes joins us at NYComicCon for our first LIVE podcast recording. We discuss losing your virginity, getting a pet, and chasing your dreams. For more Pete, check out The Pete Holmes ...
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281: Sex Party (w/Gaby and Allison!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian and friends Gaby Dunn and Allison Raskin join us to discuss polyamory, sexuality, and their book. Things get extra real.
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26: The Richest Man from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss periods, police and... Shakespeare? This episode is brought to you by NatureBox -- All natural food, delivered to you. Check out naturebox.com and use coupon code "ifiwer...
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280: Broken Wiener (live in Portland!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss good relationships, bad shits, and ugly lovers. Recorded live at Mississippi Studios, in Portland, OR! Brought to you by Spoke.
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25: Waxing (with Emily Axford) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
CollegeHumor's Emily Axford joins us to discuss friendship with benefits and the pain of grooming yourself. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace -- the easiest way to create a website. Go ...
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279: Mona Lisa from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss pissing style, missing smiles, and kissing piles. Well, actually just the first one, but man it's fun to rhyme! Also, we talk about instituting some new segment ideas! Le...
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24: Braces from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss whether or not it's ever okay to hide your flaws, steal money, or hit a woman. This Bonus Thursday episode is made possible by HuluPlus! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir for a...
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278: Street Fighter Sex from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss class clowns, mad dads, and bad tats. Questions compiled by our new awesome summer interns!
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23: Scientific Study from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we talk about imaginary girlfriends, real boyfriends, and the results of Jake's STD test. This episode is brought to you by Harrys.com -- check out their awesome shaving kits, and u...
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277: Instagram Girlfriend (w/Mike Karnell and Dave Rosenberg!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Two Twinnovation boys join us to discuss dating apps, whipped cream, and snout outs.
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22: Threesome from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss war, religion, and sexuality. You know, light topics. This bonus Thursday episode is made possible by HuluPlus! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir to show your appreciation... A...
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276: Sweet Boys from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss eskimo brothers, real brothers, and Duke Men's Basketball Coach, Mike Krzyzewski.
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21: The Weiner Game from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss blackmail, breaking the ice, and believing in yourself. The big three. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace -- the easiest way to create a website. Go to Squares...
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275: Hangover Routine from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss bird names, Instagram games, and the rare F-Buddy Zone.
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20: Honesty from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Burning Man, the merits of lying, and the truth about herpes. This special bonus Thursday episode is made possible by HuluPlus! Watch hundreds of TV Show's and movies on ...
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274: Butts and Butts from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we talk about geography, flatulence, and the unbearable lightness of woke.
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19: Roller Coaster Of Love from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss motion sickness, booty calls, and anal sex. (Not in that order.) This episode is brought to you by WarbyParker.com -- prescription eyeglasses and sunglasses for less than...
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273: Shallow Boyfriend (Live in Denver!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss good friends, bad people, and ugly voices -- live at Comedy Works in Denver, CO!
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18: Snapchat from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss STDs, drinking tolerance, and the infamous "friend-zone." This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace.com -- the easiest way to make a website/portfolio/online store. U...
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272: Return of the Game Boy from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The Game Boy returns to discuss crushing, sweating, and Jake's feet.
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17: Batman vs. Porn from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss handjobs, Burning Man, and nursing baby birds back to health. This episode is brought to you by WarbyParker.com -- cool glasses for less than a hundred bucks! Use coupon ...
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271: Two Cam Girls from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we talk about airplane problems, Buzzfeed quizzes, and weed.
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270: Nipples from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss cats, threesomes, and terrible TV Etiquette.
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455: Rubik's Cube from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss birds, hoops, and Tik-Tok in a lightning round fashion. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.
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269: Mom on Blast from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this Twitter lightning round episode we discuss pigs, jeans, candy, beards, Los Angeles, ice cream, bangs, the kiekel, and the worst kind of person!
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14: Sexting from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss sexting, cheating, and nearly getting arrested in Iceland. This episode is brought to you by WarbyParker.com! Ever wonder what kind of glasses Amir wears? Wonder no more:...
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268: Sex Diary from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The Gameboy invites us to his house to play a round of his sick game. We discuss sex diaries, walking with your mom, and the most illegal things we've done. This episode brought to you by Article....
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13: The Necklace from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss high school athletics, difficult graduation decisions, and how to clean jewelry. This episode is brought to you by 20Jeans.com -- awesome jeans starting at... you guessed...
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267: Nipple Hair (w/Hoodie Allen!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Rapper and Friend Hoodie Allen joins us to discuss pranks, jewelry and spatulas.
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12: Kick Ass Dad from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode, we discuss strong dads, brain surgery, and how to be a better person.
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266: Danish from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode, we discuss cartoons, pastries, and the morning after. Live from Amir's house! This episode brought to you by Article.com. Head to article.com/ifiwereyou for $50 off your purchase ...
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11: Zero To D (with Allison Williams) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode, "Girls" star Allison Williams joins us to discuss sexting, shaving, and dead dogs.
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265: VR Porn (live in Melbourne!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We discuss hitchhikers, fleshlights and sticky showers at the Athenaeum Theatre in Melbourne, Australia!
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10: Grandma from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss retroactively cheating on your wife, secretly moving out on your grandmother, and why apologies are actually the best way to start a relationship.
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264: Seal the Deal from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss typewriting, massaging, and videochatting.
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9: Communism (with Streeter Seidell) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode, CollegeHumor's editor-in-chief and our friend Streeter stops by to talk about communism, friendship, and the lack of meaning in our bleak existence.
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263: Outdoor Sex (w/Rhett and Link!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Internet superstars Rhett and Link join us to discuss real friends, fake family, and the McDonalds menu.
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262: Passwords (w/Eliot Glazer!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian and Friend Eliot Glazer joins us to discuss bad songs and good ideas for this BONUS Thursday Episode! Live shows in Austin and Australia this week! Come see us.
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7: YouTube from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss being a teenager, ducks, and whether or not you should YouTube that shit.
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261: Daddy (w/Tim Baltz!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian and friend Tim Baltz joins us to discuss breakfast, fighting, and kinky dog whistles.
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6: Tattoos (with Ricky Van Veen) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Our first guest! CollegeHumor co-founder (and our boss) Ricky Van Veen stops by to talk tattoos, middle names, and how to tell if you've found your soulmate.
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260: Lightning Round from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Hawaii, McDonalds, and how to flirt with a one-armed beauty.
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5: Seize the Cheese from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss cool dads, nerdy friends, and foul balls.
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453: Telling Time (w/Finn Wolfhard and Billy Bryk!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friends, actors, and Headgum's newest podcasters join us to discuss caricatures, hot dogs, and their show LACKLUSTER VIDEO. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm
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259: Secret Diary (w/Geoffrey James!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and resident dumbass Geoffrey James joins us to discuss sibling revelry, velcro wallets, and grilled cheese sandwiches.
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4: Cheeseburger from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss happiness, breaking up, and what heaven is like.
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258: Sex Farts from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss hot sauce, lasagna, and gas. The three major food groups. This episode brought to you by Dove Men+Care! Help us and our sponsors by taking this survey: http://wondery.co...
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3: Noodles from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss cool kids, smelly food, and whether or not we should edit our terrible mistakes. (Spoiler alert: We don't.)
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257: Netflix and Chill from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Kanye's education, Lindsey Vonn's schedule, and our upcoming HeadGum podcast festival in Austin!
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256: Jew Trip from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss cousins, crushes, and commitment.
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255: Smile (w/Billy and Adam!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friends and fellow HeadGum podcasters Billy and Adam join us to discuss virginity, anxiety, and how to change the world.
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254: Topless Tuesday from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss new years resolutions, oral sex, and selfies.
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253: Britney Spears from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss High School cliques and basketball tricks. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and TrackR!
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252: eTemple (w/Laura Hurwitz!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Jake's mother joins us to discuss parenthood, religion, and Jake's biggest fears. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox and Casper!
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251: Santa Clause from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss the holidays, New Years Eve, and student loans. Thanks for listening this year! This episode is brought to you by the HeadGum Store and Seeso!
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250: Going Down (w/Jon Gabrus!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend, Comedian, and Uncle Jon Gabrus joins us to discuss stress shitting, book returning, and oral sexing. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, and Seeso!
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249: Snapchat (w/Gil Ozeri!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend/comedian/lover Gil Ozeri joins us to discuss cousins, birth control, and his popular Snapchat account. Brought to you by BlueApron, TrunkClub, and the new HeadGum store!
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248: Facial (w/Mike Karnell!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Mama Bear and friend Mike Karnell is back on the show to discuss losing weight and saying I love you. Episode is brought to you by MeUndies, Seeso, and Squarespace!
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247: Unhinged from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss one night stands, team captains and when to delete dating apps. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, ZipRecruiter, and Leesa!
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246: Hot Bully from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss the truth behind jokes and our new HeadGum store! This episode is brought to you by Seeso and Indochino!
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245: Weird Science (w/Dan Levy!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian/Friend Dan Levy joins us to discuss long distance relationships and college comedy shows. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and Indochino!
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244: Female Condom from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss safe sex, inheritance, and one night stands. This BONUS THURSDAY episode is brought to you by Leesa.com and TrunkClub!
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243: Morning After Trump from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Bonus non-advice episode in which we decompress and discuss Donald Trump beating Hillary Clinton to become the next president of the United States of America.
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242: Snoring from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss babysitting, sympathy, and home ownership. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, ZipRecruiter, and Indochino!
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241: Cam Girls from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss gratuity, jealousy, and virginity. This episode is brought to you by DSTLD.com, MeUndies, and Squarespace!
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240: Cavity (Live in Chicago!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss bleeding, tasting, and poisoning. This episode is brought to you by Leesa, ZipRecruiter, and Seeso!
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239: Cousins from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss new names, new apps, and digital scales. BONUS THURSDAY Episode brought to you by Squarespace and PetNet!
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238: Evolution from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode the game boy returns and we discuss wrestling, religion, and playing with fire. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and NatureBox!
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237: Motorcycle (Live in Toronto!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss sexy cars and skinny dipping live at JFL42 in Toronto! This episode is brought to you by DSTLD jeans, BlueApron.com, and TrunkClub.com.
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236: Bad Laugh (w/Grace Helbig!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and comedian Grace Helbig joins us to discuss honesty, burping, and four minutes of unbroken eye contact. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, and Squarespace!
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235: Tobacco (w/George Basil!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The friend, the myth, the legend George Basil joins us to dispense wisdom on mentors, soulmates, and cigarettes. This episode is brought to you by Harrys, FrameBridge, and Squarespace
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234: Bar Mitzvah Kiss from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss pride, fax machines, and ghosting's ugly cousin: Benching. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and NatureBox!
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233: Baby Names (w/Pat Cassels!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Emmy nominated friend Pat Cassels joins us to discuss hot friends, terrible pets, and pregnant men. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, FrameBridge, and TrunkClub!
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232: Bad Kiss (w/Arielle Vandenberg!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and Comedian Arielle Vandenberg joins us to discuss sexting, cheating, and her new podcast (hopefully.) This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and Harry's!
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231: Prostitution from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss parties, balloons, and sleeping with coworkers. This episode is brought to you by WarbyParker and Squarespace!
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230: Pride from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this here episode we discuss ex-girlfriends, ex-boyfriends, and foliage. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, FrameBridge, and NatureBox!
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229: Trump from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss sisters, stalking, and our Eurotrip. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and Tidal!
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228: Potato (live from Dublin w/Ben Schwartz!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian/Friend Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss childhood hobbies, Irish memories, and American references at the Vodafone Comedy Festival in Dublin, Ireland! This episode is brought to you by Cas...
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227: Pokemon Go (with Travis McElroy!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We are joined by fellow advice podcaster Travis McElroy to discuss pain, pleasure, and the difference between a canoe and a kayak. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and Squares...
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226: Hot Tutor (w/Ramou Sarr!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend/Fellow HeadGum Podcaster Ramou Sarr is in the studio to discuss dogs, boobs, and Bieber. This episode is brought to you by Framebridge.com and NatureBox.com!
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225: Good Guy from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss being serious, being drunk, and being a supportive podcast listener. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and Squarespace!
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224: Role Play (Live in LA!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss belly button lint, STD's, and kissing your mother, live at Resident in Downtown LA! This episode is brought to you by NatureBox and BlueApron.
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223: Sports (w/Mike Karnell!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend/Lover/Brother/Podcaster Mike Karnell joins us to discuss the thrill of victory, and agony of being punched in the face. This episode is brought to you by TrunkClub and MeUndies!
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222: Baton (w/Bo Burnham!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Writer/Performer/Peeler Bo Burnham in the house to discuss rich kids, close friends, and his Netflix Comedy Special "Make Happy." This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, TrunkClub, and HeadS...
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221: Video Games (w/Sam Reich!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and lover Sam Reich finally joins us! We discuss height, humanity, and stinky buttholes. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox (http://bit.ly/1idZxFp) and MeUndies (http://bit.ly/ifiwe...
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220: Peeing Outside from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss teaching lessons, religious loopholes, and our trip to New Zealand. This episode is brought to you by Casper: http://bit.ly/ifiwerecasper BlueApron: http://cook.ba/1C7dsX...
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219: Olive Oil (w/Billy and Adam!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friends and Fellow HeadGum Podcasters, Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick join us to talk about grinding, gaming, and garage doors. This episode is brought to you by TrunkClub and MeUndies.
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218: Choking from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss auto-erotic asphyxiation and sibling lookalikes. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, HeadSpace, and TheTracker!
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217: Let's Go! (w/Hoodie Allen!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Rapper and Friend Hoodie Allen joins us to discuss gold diggers, summer camps, and whiskey dicks. This episode is brought to you by TheTracker, BlueApron, and Squarespace.
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216: Cool Snack from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss coffeeshops, immortality, and partying with your dad. This episode is brought to you by HeadSpace and MeUndies!
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215: Prom Season from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss prom night, prom-posals, and prom-ises that were meant to be broken. This episode is brought to you by TheTracker.com, Squarespace, and BlueApron!
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214: Sex Dream (w/Rahul Kohli!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Actor and friend Rahul Kohli joins us to discuss James Bond, astrology, and going dutch. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and Trunk Club!
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213: Lactose Intolerant from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss perfect endings, new beginnings, and the loneliest places on earth. This episode is brought to you by HeadSpace, ScoreBig, and Squarespace!
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212: Tampon (w/Ariana Madix!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Actor/Friend Ariana Madix joins us to discuss fiancées, divorcées, and Vanderpump Rules. This episode is brought to you by TheTracker.com, MeUndies, and BlueApron!
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211: Phone vs. Wallet from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss trains, shows, and highly gifted teens. This episode is brought to you by ScoreBig.com, HeadSpace, and Squarespace!
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210: Lonely and Horny from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss anxiety, manners, and our new show! This episode is brought to you by TrunkClub and BlueApron!
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209: Friend Group (w/Lauren Lapkus!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian/Actor/Friend Lauren Lapkus joins us to discuss TV shows, long distance relationships, and Jurassic World. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and TheTracker.com
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208: Nerd Cave (w/Caldwell and Nathan!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friends/illustrators Caldwell and Nathan join us to discuss guilty pleasures, anime, and adultery. This episode is brought to you by ScoreBig, Squarespace, and Headspace!
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207: Beehive from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss unspectacular vernacular and when to hit on somebody. This episode is brought to you by TheTracker.com, MeUndies.com, and 2FFilms.net!
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206: Chex (Live in Austin w/ Ben Schwartz!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Yes dude! Comedian and Friend Ben Schwartz joins us on stage to discuss honesty, self-esteem, and average penis size. This episode is brought to you by BlueApron, Headspace, and Squarespace.
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205: Special Announcement from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
No sponsors, no questions, no answers. Just a special message about our new project!
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204: Sexy Gift from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss protein bars, full disclosure, and dating apps. This episode is brought to you by TheTracker.com and MeUndies.com!
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451: Off the Grid from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Jake's recent trip, his bad back, and how to deal with a Muay Thai partner who won't cut his nails. For more of us on a podcast, check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on the Hea...
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203: Thick Skin (w/Daren and Will!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friends, comedians, and fellow HeadGum podcasters Daren Von Girdner and William Haynes join us to discuss bad roommates, loud sex, and our upcoming shows in Austin! This episode is brought to you b...
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450: Reality TV (w/Karen Chee!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian Karen Chee joins us to discuss noisy neighbors, scary movies, and defining the relationship. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.
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202: Mixed Signals from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss traveling alone and partying with others. This episode is brought to you by HeadSpace and NatureBox!
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449: Geoff and Reilly Lightning Round from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friends and fellow Headgum Podcasters Geoffrey James and Reilly Anspaugh join us to discuss their ideal height, their ideal compliment, and their podcast Review Revue! Advertise on If I Were Yo...
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201: Search Terms (w/Shane Dawson!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Actor/comdian/YouTuber Shane Dawson joins us to discuss porn preferences and pessimism. This episode is brought to you by TIDAL and Soylent!
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448: Tourist Season (w/Miel!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend/Singer/Fellow Headgum podcaster Miel Bredouw joins us to discuss shitty roommates, lonely boyfriends, and her new album, "Tourist Season!" Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm
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Yes Dude (w/Ben Schwartz!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian/Friend/Lover Ben Schwartz joins us on this milestone episode to discuss DM's, Snapchat, and sitcoms. This episode is brought to you by Ring.com, BlueApron.com, and MeUndies.com!
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472: Valentines Day Gift from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss snoozing an email, losing a lover, and using a recipe. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.
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447: Roommate Switch from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Jake's tattoo, Amir's enemy, and a real crazy bride. For more of us on podcasts, check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on the Headgum network. Advertise on If I Were You via...
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199: Homework (w/Brian Murphy!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Murph is back! And he joins us to discuss being a 90's kid and songs that will pump you up. This episode is brought to you by TIDAL, and NatureBox.com!
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471: Chef Jake from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss cooking, cleaning, and Amir's Birthday. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.
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446: Jake's Birthday Gift from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss virtual reality, virtual currency, and the perfect present for a 35 year old. For more of us check out "The Headgum Podcast" on the Headgum network, and Patreon.com/JA! ...
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198: Peyton Manning from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss being funny, being nine, and our Super Bowl billboard bet. This episode is brought to you by Soylent and ClubW.com!
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470: Sex in the Dark (w/Caleb Hearon and Shelby Wolstein!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friends and new Headgum podcasters Caleb and Shelby are on the Zoom discussing hair loss, vegetarians, and having sex in the dark. For more Caleb and Shelby check out KEEPING RECORDS on Headgum!
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445: Only Fans from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss various Zoom meals we recently shared with Broadway royalty, then a question or two about porn and having sex during quarantine. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumbal...
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197: Mormon Mama (w/ Laura Hurwitz!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Jake's mother joins us to discuss ex-girlfriends, gay boyfriends, and getting into Yale. This bonus Thursday episode is brought to you by Ring.com, Squarespace.com and TrueGrowers.com!
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469: Happy New Year from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss burping, bathing, and Amir's New Years Eve. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.
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444: Robe Lightning Round from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we answer as many questions as possible about waffles, acting, and international traveling. For more of us on podcasts check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on the Headgum network. Adv...
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196: Don't Do That from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss tattoo removal, time travel, and the first HeadGum Podcast Festival in Austin, TX! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and Leesa.com!
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468: Liquid Nice from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss XMas gifts, English Football, and living rent free. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.
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443: I THINK (w/Ben Schwartz!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode Ben calls Amir and accidentally joins the show! We discuss our friendship, our mental health, and our fake names. For more podcasts with us on it, check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on ...
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195: Caviar from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss football, pseudonyms, and skeleton keys. This episode is brought to you by ClubW, NatureBox, and CreditKarma!
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467: Staying Warm from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss calling friends, vacuuming floors, and drinking wine. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.
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442: Liquid Courage from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss lock down hangs, cool guys at bars, and Jake's family tree. For more of us on a podcast, check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on THE HEADGUM NETWORK. Advertise on If I Were...
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194: Get At It (w/ iJustine!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Internet star and new friend Justine Ezarik joins us to discuss tattoos, calling dibs, and DJ Dogs. This bonus Thursday episode is brought to you by Ring.com and BlueApron.com!
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466: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this special Hanukkah episode of our show, we are joined by an old friend to discuss wine, the holidays, and of course: Stickers. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.
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441: Streamin' and Dreamin' from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss stinky roommates, video games, and pranking creepy DM'ers. For more us-on-podcast action check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST on the Headgum network. Advertise on If I Were...
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193: Game Boy from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss bacne, community college and Swing. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and Leesa!
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465: Physical Therapy (w/ Mystery Guest!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss turning 30, grandparent gifts, and Disney songs. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.
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440: Sugar Father from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss cheating, masks, and accepting cash from strangers.
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192: Surge Dude from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss flirting, the future, and 360 degree cameras. This episode is brought to you by Headspace, ClubW, and CreditKarma!
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464: Rat Car from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss standing desks, messy homes, and sixth grade math lessons. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.
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439: Song Titles from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss saving plants, killing relationships, and playing videogames. As always, for resources on where to donate your time and energy, check out BlackLivesMatters.carrd.co!
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191: The Emotionary (w/Eden Sher!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Actress and friend Eden Sher joins us to discuss new movies, new words, and staying hydrated. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, Leesa, and BlueApron!
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463: Ticklish from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss our Thanksgiving plans, Zoom fatigue, and foot fetishes. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.
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438: Protesting from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss another inspirational week and answer some questions about demonstrating and donating. Give any spare time, energy, money to the cause by clicking here!
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190: Best of 2015 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we revisit our favorite bits, answers, and theme songs from the last year. This episode is brought to you by Headspace, Skurt, and NatureBox!
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462: Screen Time from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss smoothie bowls, nightcaps, and cellphone addiction. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.
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437: Black Lives Matter from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we try to get down some thoughts and feelings about these difficult, depressing times -- then do our best to answer some questions. If you're looking for donation resources, check...
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189: Silver Lining from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss losing your virginity, breaking up, and our TV pilot. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, Leesa, and ClubW!
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461: Morning After JOE from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Four years later, we can finally discuss where we were the morning after BIDEN got elected. Then answer as many questions as we can, lightning round style. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.f...
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436: Brotherly Love from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss bad haircuts, good siblings, and love in the time of COVID. For more podcast goodness check out THE HEADGUM PODCAST, with us, Geoff and Reilly: Apple Podcasts Spotify
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188: Red Dot (w/Jonathan, Jerah, and James III!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friends and hosts of "Black Men Can't Jump in Hollywood" join us to discuss ghosting, fading away, and unread texts! This one is a party. This episode is brought to you by SkurtApp.com, BirkSun, an...
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Morning After the Morning After from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We're back! Four years after "The Morning After Trump" we discuss our election nights and our hopes for the (not too distant) future.
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435: The Mailman from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Tinder detectives, Zoom backgrounds, and Amir's slow WiFi. For more podcast action, check out "THE HEADGUM PODCAST" wherever you're listening to this one.
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Bonus Episode: J&A on Twinnovation from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Our appearance on the "Twinnovation" Podcast! Hosted by Dave & Jeff Rosenberg, and Mike Karnell, "Twinnovation" is another show on the HeadGum network. If you've never heard their show, this is a g...
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460: Morning Before Election from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss army time, farting time, and VOTING TIME. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.
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Bonus: The Headgum Podcast from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We started a new podcast featuring the Headgum staff! Join us every week as we wax idiotic on everything from pop culture to Marty’s SSN. Make yourself a drink and come hang! Check out the firs...
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187: Old Bully (live in Brooklyn!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Serbia, Yu-Gi-Oh! and masturbation injuries. Recorded at "The Hall at MP" in Williamsburg, BK! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, Leesa, and Squarespace!
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459: Night Terrors from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss undecided voters, Zoom crushes, and infiltrating your roommates dreams. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm.
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434: Animal Crossing from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Mother's Day, office dogs, and Animal Crossing.
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186: Polyamory (w/Elliott Morgan!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Comedian/Actor/Writer/Host Elliott Morgan is in the house to discuss butts, crushes, and love triangles. This episode is brought to you by BeekeepersNaturals, BirkSun, and ThrowBoy.com!
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433: Zoom Flash from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss foot injuries, great films, and walks in the park. (This episode is sponsored by NoKidHungry.org -- Millions of kids face hunger all across the United States, in every c...
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185: Turtles and Honey from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss Nick Jonas, morality, and bees. This episode is brought to you by ClubW, Leesa, and Unroll.Me!
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432: Suck My Stamp from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss porn names, original artwork, and the GOAT state.
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184: Parental Love (w/Dannielle and Claire!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Fellow HeadGum podcasters/friends Dannielle Owens-Reid and Claire Beitcher stop by to discuss obesity, sibling rivalry, and why Amir will die alone. This episode is brought to you by TIDAL and MeUn...
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431: Scam Girls from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss jealousy, iced coffee, and Middleditch and Schwartz coming to Netflix this week! For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA
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183: Filet-o-Fish (w/Billy Scafuri!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend and comedian Billy Scafuri joins us to discuss McDonalds, semen, and fighting. This episode is brought to you by Unroll.Me, ClubW, and Squarespace!
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430: Dance Party from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we take a trip down memory lane and answer some old questions about travel, tinder, and kittens! For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA for bonus Thursday video episodes.
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182: Halloween from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss strippers, costumes, and hangovers. Brought to you by MeUndies and NatureBox!
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429: Quar-and-A Lightning Round from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss our favorite self-isolation outfits, hobbies, and TV shows. Thanks for your quarantine questions! For more IF I WERE YOU check out our bonus Thursday videos on our Patre...
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181: Flying Bull (live at the Irvine Improv!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss scary questions, terrible jobs, and solar decathlons. Plus a call from a friend. All live at the Irvine Improv in Irvine, CA! This episode is brought to you by ClubW, Blu...
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428: Masks and Bananas (w/Jeff and Pat!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we discuss our self-isolation woes, then call some old friends, Jeff Rubin and Pat Cassels, to see how they're doing. We may even get to a question at the end... For more IF I WERE...
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180: Baldness from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this BONUS THURSDAY Episode we discuss roommates, Rory, and the end of TextJake.com... This episode is brought to you by Ball Park Flame Grilled Jerky!
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427: Quarantine Chat from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We are back with our microphones discussing the pros and cons of self-isolation, and our new schedule. Then we talk to a real-life doctor and ask her every question we have about COVID-19 (and phon...
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179: Hickey (w/Laura and Angela) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friends and fellow HeadGum podcasters Laura Lane and Angela Spera stop by to give advice on texting, flirting, and your sex number. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, Naturebox, and MeU...
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454: Naked Neighbors (w/Hey Riddle Riddle!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friends and fellow Headgum podcasters, Adal, Erin, and JPC are in the zoom to discuss smoking, moving, and Amir's poetry. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm
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426: Corona Calls (w/Geoff, Marty, & Ben Schwartz!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this episode we call each other to discuss this crazy new world... then we call some friends and ask them how they're holding up. Stay safe and stay home, everybody!
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178: Divorce (w/UTK!) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Friend/rapper/actor Utkarsh Ambudkar joins us to discuss threesomes, basketball, and being called "daddy." This episode is brought to you by ClubW, BlueApron, and Ball Park Flame Grilled Jerky!
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BONUS THURSDAY: The Headgum Podcast from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This is a special feed drop of THE HEADGUM PODCAST with us, Geoff, and Marika. A silly great time for your weekend listening. If you haven't yet, you can subscribe to THE HEADGUM PODCAST wherever ...
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Our first episode! We hope you like it. This episode includes advice on asking out your barista at Starbucks, and other sticky situations... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cal...
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1: Starbucks from 2013-05-10T00:01:44
Our first episode! We hope you like it. This episode includes advice on asking out your barista at Starbucks, and other sticky situations...
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