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We set the scene
We have a choice
We must decide on the CORRECT answer!
In this elaborate game of would you rather, Kyle and Nathan create unique, absurd and often surreal scenarios resulting in one of two possible outcomes, we weigh up the pros and cons in these options and decide definitively on the CORRECT answer so that you don't have to.
Join us on our many rambling, bizarre and even nonsensical adventures through space, time and beyond in our very own podcast. (Episodes uploaded every two weeks)
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#1000 - The Finale from 2023-11-05T17:42:21
Here it is, the finale, we finally reched one thousand episodes as promised! The witches curse will soon be broken.
enjoy our plethora of guests as we crank out as many would you...
Listen#999 - Two Funerals and a wedding from 2023-03-10T19:07:04
We're on our penultimate episode!
One more and the witches curse will be broken!!!!!
In this matrimonious episode, Nathan is invited to the wedding of the century and Kyle has an e...
Listen#998 - Kyle and Nathan save Christmas from 2023-01-02T13:27:48
We set the winter scene
We have a jolly choice
We must decide on the CORRECT Christmas answer!
In this weeks Christmas themed spectacular, Kyle and Nathan figure out the true mean...
ListenGodzillion Dollar Ideas - A Christmas Hit from 2022-12-17T09:40:17
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will rev...
Listen#55 - Jelly on a rollercoaster from 2022-12-08T12:17:53
Coming at you in technicolor, 3D and 4K!
This week Kyle and Nathan live their best lives, before crashing horribly to the ground.
You learn what letter comes before K in the alphab...
ListenGodzillion Dollar Ideas - A Courtroom Drama from 2022-11-09T15:43:20
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will rev...
Listen#54 - The Jolly Jonny Bandits from 2022-10-28T08:22:19
In this weeks stunning episode, Kyle and Nathan first discus the film Rubber and decide to begin a brand new podcast as well as inventing their own TV series. Then we recount Nathan’s eighteenth...
ListenGodzillion Dollar ideas - Another monster collection video game franchise from 2022-09-27T13:42:15
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will rev...
ListenGodzillion Dollar Ideas - A comic book superhero from 2022-09-15T15:02:46
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will rev...
ListenGodzillion Dollar Ideas - A hip new cooking show from 2022-09-01T17:15:14
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will rev...
Listen#53 - My pretty pink princess pantomime playhouse plethora platypus platform from 2022-08-16T21:34:22
We have a veritable feast of facts for you in this weeks big bumper bonanza episode.
This week we discuss Nathan's move to London town and confirm that yes, Kyle is from Brazil!
Na...
ListenGodzillon Dollar Ideas - 3 Panel Comic from 2022-07-28T11:23:10
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will rev...
Listen#52 - The Misadventures of Kyle the Smile and Explosive Joseph from 2022-06-13T15:43:04
In this weeks explosive episode, get the deets on Kyle and Nathan's upcoming album drop!
Nathan's two TV's are then struck by lightning bringing to life his most cherished television hero...
ListenGodzillon Dollar Ideas - A Fresh New Meme from 2022-05-05T12:04:18
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will rev...
Listen#51 - Condoms and Champagne from 2022-04-21T16:23:10
After we alienate our entire audience you get to find out all about Nathans Friday traditions at the office in the latest episode of our podcast.
This week Nathan is given a task of bibli...
ListenGodzillion Dollar Ideas - Mobile Game App from 2022-04-07T13:28:34
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will rev...
ListenGodzillion Dollar Ideas - A 90s Saturday morning cartoon from 2022-03-20T18:44:26
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will rev...
Listen#50 - The Theory Of Everything from 2022-03-03T14:20:15
In our latest episode Nathan is visited by a robot and is tasked with a time travel related dilemma, meanwhile Kyle is kidnapped by an old enemy and forced to choose a terrifying fate! Also did ...
ListenGodzillion Dollar Ideas - A New Sport from 2022-02-09T13:39:23
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will rev...
Listen#49 - Don't Forget Your Salmon from 2022-01-29T19:00:41
In this latest episode, we discuss the harsh messed up world of Thomas the tank engine before Nathan dons his green spandex suit and jumps head first into the ring to take on the universes most ...
ListenGodzillion Dollar Ideas - An Advert for Soup from 2022-01-13T17:33:11
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will rev...
Listen#48 - TWOTINANNY from 2021-11-26T19:54:55
It's been two whole years since we started the If You Had To Though Podcast, so what better way to celebrate than with our very own TwoTinanny!
Kyle and Nathan host a prestigious party wi...
ListenGodzillion Dollar Ideas - A new breakfast cereal from 2021-11-12T09:46:59
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will rev...
Listen#47 - The Witch of Egypt (STOP) from 2021-10-28T12:50:30
In this exciting episode, we discover why Kyle and Nathan must podcast to episode 1000, then Nathan is taken to a strange secret meeting by his reformed neighbor and repenting arch enemy Mr Wint...
ListenGodzillion Dollar Ideas - A new form of Transportation from 2021-10-16T18:12:21
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will rev...
Listen#46 - Mac N Cheese from 2021-09-30T12:22:41
In this weeks multi toned episode, Kyle pitches Nathan some gold ideas before launching into Nathan's drug fueled tale of wonder through Billy Bonkers crack pot factory. Meanwhile Kyle looses hi...
ListenGodzillion dollar ideas - Depressing British drama from 2021-09-15T13:39:29
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will rev...
Listen#45 - Diary of bullshit from 2021-09-04T17:54:42
This week Kyle and Nathan discuss meeting up in person for the first time since before the podcast began and going to the most magical of lands.... M&M world!!!
Nathan goes drag racin...
ListenGodzillion Dollar Ideas - Dating show for Netflix from 2021-08-20T10:05:38
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will rev...
Listen#44 - Toast Gun from 2021-08-04T17:47:17
In this weeks disgusting episode, we talk more nonsense than usual, Nathan and his bestist friend in the whole world William Butterfly go on a romantic holiday together, whilst Kyle decides its ...
ListenGodzillion Dollar Ideas - Feel good hit of the summer from 2021-07-22T11:31:58
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will rev...
Listen#43 - Zombie Jurassic Park from 2021-07-09T18:48:11
Praise be to Peter the Podcast god in this latest episode of our jam packed show.
This week Nathan turns his life around and becomes a saint and is visited by an angelic being who bestows...
Listen#42 - The Apple Handler from 2021-06-24T11:00
As everyone knows Nathan is a Z list celebrity and as such is appearing on 'I'm a Z list celebrity, get me the hell in there.'
Meanwhile Kyle reaches enlightenment and explores other peop...
Listen#41 - Bladder of steel from 2021-06-10T18:36:20
WARNING: Psychedelic content!
This week Nathan travels to America and tries to win his dream car.
Meanwhile Kyle finds a glorious house of cheese that is certainly not a trap.
... Listen#40 - Council of pigeons from 2021-05-26T15:37:36
Join the Cute one and the Charming one in this weeks thrilling episode.
We see the return of the stoner aliens, talk about space weed, the most potent of all the weeds and Kyle is tricked...
Listen#39 - Kyle Killed a rainbow (Guest host - Jess Evans) from 2021-05-13T20:11:35
It's TIME for this weeks episode, this TIME guest host Jess receives a very magical TIME related package in the post and her whole world is changed forever.
Kyle Meanwhile travels to the ...
Listen#38 - If you had to though The Musical from 2021-04-29T14:22:50
Buffy did it, Scrubs did it, now it's our turn.... it's time for the musical episode of 'If You Had To Though'
This week Nathan takes pills and gains super powers, whilst Kyle takes up th...
Listen#37 - Millions of Geoffrey's from 2021-04-16T11:05:04
This week, Kyle and Nathan discuss the video games they are currently playing, what the correct plural of soup is, the toys R us theme, and possibly changing up the artwork for the podcast!
... Listen#36 - Blessed around the world in eighty days (The pope and vampire chronicles) from 2021-04-01T13:09:07
In this weeks episode, Nathan is forced to move into some new accommodation, but it is not exactly what he is imagining. Meanwhile this could be Kyle's last episode, as death is creeping ever cl...
Listen#35 - This is March 2021 from 2021-03-18T10:16:23
Please enjoy this episode, recorded and released on the exact same day in March 2021.
This week Nathan dies and so does Kyle.... is this the end for the podcast, listen in and find out in...
Listen#34 - Nippleman Ky from 2021-03-04T12:08:41
Climb aboard bon Jovi’s robot horse and gallop forth into this week’s thrilling episode!
Nathan follows the plot of a superhero movie and gets bitten by a radioactive spider,
Kyle ...
Listen#33 - Gerald's House of Flesh from 2021-02-18T12:40:17
After readying their kidnap victims Kyle and Nathan delve into their strange weeks.
Nathan has lost his vast fortune due to a fluffy polar bear named Father Tom and is required to get a j...
Listen#32 - Smurfeys Lore from 2021-02-03T18:07:56
In this weeks episode we discus the intricate lore surrounding the Smurfs and then Nathan is magically sucked into his brand new TV.
Kyle meanwhile gets himself kidnapped by some old acqu...
Listen#31 - Howling Snow 2 - The Babening (explicit Christmas special) from 2021-01-21T14:20:44
It's that time of year again, the snow is howling, the Krampus is growling and everything is the Babening!
Nathan has failed to mend his ways and is visited yet again by an old foe, meanw...
Listen#30 - Crushed by a Cow from 2021-01-07T13:15:25
In this weeks tragic episode we find out that Nathan is suffering from a very rare and very real affliction, meanwhile Kyle is visited by Zeus himself and granted special new powers.
So g...
Listen#29 - Podcasting gloves from 2020-12-24T11:07:18
Step into the ring and throw on your podcasting gloves as we duke it out in this weeks latest knockout episode!
This week Nathan smuggles himself aboard a pirate ship whilst Kyle reaches enl...
#28 - One tenial (Part 2) from 2020-12-09T19:56:05
The second part of one One-Tenial celebration!
We figure out the final chapters of our stories and come fully up to date with where we are now and how we got here.
Let the festivit...
Listen#27 - One-tenial (Part 1) from 2020-11-26T11:58:15
It's been an entire year since the podcast launched, we celebrate our one-tenial with a close up examination of how we came to be the people we are today, we discuss our backstory's and then exa...
Listen#26 - Salt and vinegar crisps from 2020-11-12T12:28:11
In this weeks episode, we learn the true way to a woman’s heart, Nathan is punished for his fowl language and public nudity and at his school reunion kyle is toxically mutated to an old foe.
... Listen#25 - Mr Chiddlefreight from 2020-10-16T12:03:42
In this weeks chilling episode, Nathan gets a new job working as a PA on popular children's show Chiddle corner but ends up in the nightmare realm.
Meanwhile sensing the end of the world ...
Listen#24 The ninth drug of the night from 2020-10-01T11:32:55
Get PUMPED and do your 21st pull up for today's radical episode, full of all the sex, drugs and rock n roll you can handle!
Nathan gets vocal problems during one of his rock and roll concert...
#23 - A spicy situation from 2020-09-17T09:11:08
Get ready to sing the Badger game song, take your mint condition Nathan out of his original packaging and join in with all of our much loved, ever present classic catchphrases in this latest fun...
Listen#22 - Mummy and her babies from 2020-09-03T11:38:45
Nathan is busy working on the handsome report when his office is attacked by sentient Lava, to gain refuge he must take on one of the toughest choices of his life, meanwhile Kyle gets into a dru...
Listen#21 - Drunken Slumberland from 2020-08-20T12:40:27
Get some righteous rightness from two righteous right dudes in this latest magical episode where Nathan upsets an all-powerful genie and ends up getting himself cursed, then Kyle decides to get ...
Listen#20 - Toms chainsaw and BBQ from 2020-08-06T11:39:35
This week there's not one but two returning guests joining Kyle on the chaise lounge.
Guests Nathan and Jess travel to a theme park where they encounter a chainsaw loving clown.
Later...
Listen#19 - Fact sandwich from 2020-07-23T09:12:26
In this fact filled episode, Kyle and Nathan hit you in the face with a mighty bunch of fact sandwiches and come up with brand new phrases that have always been in fashion.
Nathan then ge...
Listen# 18 - King of chickens from 2020-07-09T14:46:19
In this weeks thrilling episode Kyle is joined by Amy Lyne, school technician and runner of red lights.
After ending up in court with a crusty old judge Amy must choose a life altering im...
Listen#17 - Boned Fish from 2020-06-25T08:37:41
Kyle is joined by guest host and karate ninja James who upon testing his new super powered suit ends up in a spot of bother.
Then we accidentally turn into the sonic the hedgehog fan podc...
Listen#16 - SPAM from 2020-06-18T11:14:52
In this weeks episode, Nathan has some success on the ponder dating app, but ends up with two dates on the same night; classic sitcom madness ensues - Kyle explores the sewers and finds the secr...
Listen#15 - The Skump from 2020-06-11T10:38:21
In this crazy new episode, Kyle gets new glasses, Nathan gets an intriguing letter from a Nigerian prince, Kyle talks about his new glasses, Nathan heads to the local skate park, Kyle gets new g...
Listen#14 - Claws and Fangs from 2020-05-28T12:55
(There were some weird audio problems with this episode but I've managed to cobble it back together somehow, hope you enjoy the fruits of all my sleepless editing efforts)
Claws and Fangs...
Listen#13 - Omnipotent Curry from 2020-05-14T17:07:12
In this unlucky episode number 13 Kyle is joined by not one but two guest hosts: Ashley and Kaylie and even a special hidden guest too.
This means you get three scenarios for the price of...
Listen#12 - Frost girl and farty mc face face from 2020-04-30T17:24:52
Whilst out on a drunken binge Nathan decides to get a unique tattoo when tragedy strikes; we give a sneak peak at our nine thousand dollar tier podcast, Kyle knocks over an old witch, gets curse...
Listen#11 – PRISON BREAK from 2020-04-16T09:53:11
Nathan is back on the podcast calling from a secret undisclosed location.
In this special episode we discover all about Nathan’s tragic backstory and find out exactly how he managed to br...
Listen#10 – The Lollypop Lady of the Toilets from 2020-04-02T15:52:17
With Nathan safely in prison for another week Kyle and guest host Jessica Minshull get into some scrapes of their own.
Whilst trekking through a foreign country Jess falls in with a group...
Listen#09 – Nothing really mattress from 2020-03-27T09:04
With Nathan currently in prison, Kyle has found another Nathan to help out with the podcast! Kyle and guest host Nathan Greensmith talk disappointing birthday gifts, dinosaur aviary’s and the aw...
Listen#08 – God egg (Guest host - Oliver Whiteley) from 2020-03-18T18:06:43
Get four scenarios for the price of one in this egg filled adventure! Kyle and guest Oliver talk Pokémon theory and stumble upon an intriguing question, Oliver is then visited by Egbert god of e...
Listen#07 – Beautiful moon from 2020-02-28T09:39:28
In this latest donkey arsed episode, Kyle and Nathan discuss the planets of the fourth dimension and the looming war on orphan city. Kyle shows off his scientific skills in bounce technology and...
Listen#06 - The bowling ball of justice from 2020-02-19T15:00:21
Welcome to orphan city, in this latest issue of Nathan’s favourite comic book we discover obscure new words like Mortarboard and shallot. Heroes and villains origin stories are revealed,...
Listen#05 – Howling snow (The blood soaked Christmas special) from 2020-02-19T14:51:11
In this elaborate game of would you rather, Kyle and Nathan create their own fantastical and unique Christmas movie. Nathan goes on a psychotic murder spree for a full hour and Kyle finds his on...
Listen#04 – The ballad of Legs McBootie from 2020-02-19T14:43:50
In this elaborate game of would you rather, Kyle and Nathan discus crochet croquet and Dragonforce’s latest hit song. Nathan then takes a fateful cruise and Kyle makes a hard decision that will ...
Listen#03 – The boy who cried badger from 2020-02-19T14:37:01
In this elaborate game of would you rather, Kyle and Nathan discus crafting hedge sculpture animals, cinema etiquette in the UK, their upcoming murder mystery novel, training ducks for the balle...
Listen#02 – An ignorance of cows from 2020-02-19T14:31:34
In this elaborate game of would you rather, Kyle and Nathan discus potential theme tunes for the podcast, stoner aliens who are definitely not crazy, going back in time and rewriting harry potte...
Listen#01 – Operation kangaroo tattoo! from 2020-02-19T14:27:49
In this elaborate game of would you rather, Kyle and Nathan discus the pros and cons of wolf whistling at gangsters sisters, fighting rabid kangaroos, the joys of wearing crotch-less trousers an...
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