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Ms. Willmann and Ms. Lane. from 2023-02-02T19:37
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo talks about flying private to walk in a fashion show, meeting Tyra Banks and they have an announcement for I...
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Big Tooth Energy W/ Bob the Drag Queen Encore from 2023-01-15T21:55
This week we replay an audience favorite "vintage" Inside The Closet from April 2019 featuring Bob the Drag Queen. Emma and Matteo get into her origin story, drag cruises, and have Bob weigh in on ...
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Just One Day Off from 2022-12-16T08:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk resolutions, holiday plans, fruity friendly sports, and more! Happy Holidays! Learn more about...
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This Comedian Needs No Introduction from 2022-12-03T15:47:11
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo are joined by the second son of New Milford PA Nick Smith to talk growing up in a small town and ha...
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Unforeseeable Future Diarrhea Revisited from 2022-11-24T16:42:23
Hello Closeteers, in light of the tragedy at Club Q in Colorado Springs, Emma and Matteo are taking a pause this week. Support victims through the Colorado Healing Fund. We'll replay segments from...
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Bottoms Make The World Go Round from 2022-11-18T08:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk shadow banning, the slippery slope of bottom shaming, gas station kombucha and Republicans wit...
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I Think Saddam Hussein Is Living In My Gut from 2022-11-10T23:20
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo talks about Courtney Love’s (and Emma’s) ill-fated attempts to find Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, scenic and...
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My Brain Is Off But I Got Nice Toes from 2022-11-03T10:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo and Emma chat about the ins and outs of steaming your eyeballs, (un) & affordable healthcare, good teeth, dr...
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Lock The Swan Producers Up from 2022-10-28T14:13
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week Matteo translates his comedy to the Romans, and eats with the King of Carbonara. Emma indulges in the joys getting p...
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Toilet Spoon from 2022-10-21T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo reflect on how they've changed since the podcast began, uniquely New York aspects of dating, the pa...
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My Rations! My Rations! from 2022-09-22T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk Emma's mom's NY visit, snoring, and street cash. Then, they call Matteo's sister Kate for some...
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ADHDIBSLGBTQ from 2022-09-15T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk broken toes, intestinal distress at TJ Maxx, the Queen, Emma's #1 travel tip, and how to handl...
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Subtle Poppers from 2022-09-08T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk sleep positions, uncontrollable plane farting, post-surgery drugs, inopportunely-timed edibles...
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You Do Bleed A Lot from 2022-09-01T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo tells Emma all about his hair transplant surgery, from finding a doctor all the way to post-op recovery. Rem...
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The Bitch In Part 2 Featuring Aunt Cindy, Cousin Megan, and Cousin Kelly (Re-release!) from 2022-08-25T19:06:28
Hey Closeteers! This week, we're throwing it back to Part 2 of our two part event with Matteo's cousins Megan and Kelly, and the LEGENDARY Aunt Cindy, and more of Emma and Matteo answering your que...
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Fill Myself With Nachos from 2022-08-18T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo answer some pressing questions from TikTok, covering everything from jealousy to UFOs. Remember to ...
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Experimenting with Diapers from 2022-08-11T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk peach firmness, mom drama, celeb couples, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us ...
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The Bitch In Part 1 Featuring Aunt Cindy, Cousin Megan, and Cousin Kelly (Re-release!) from 2022-08-04T07:00
Hey Closeteers! This week is a throwback to a classic episode: Part 1 of our two part event with Matteo's cousins Megan and Kelly, and the LEGENDARY Aunt Cindy! Emma gets a chance to compare notes ...
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The Motherf*cking Spleen from 2022-07-21T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk Jennifer Coolidge, intense acupuncture, witnessing racist and homophobic sets, and more! Reme...
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Homophobic Fly from 2022-07-14T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk monkeypox (and call Nick Smith to hear about his attempt to get a vax appointment), summer get...
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Vacation Bible School (with Marie Faustin) from 2022-07-07T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo are joined by comedian Marie Faustin (@reeezy) to talk growing up nerdy, multilingual, and religiou...
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WTF Are Your Pronouns from 2022-06-30T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talks crowd work, mullets, hecklers at the opera, guilty pleasures, divorced parents, and more! Rem...
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A Bad Haircut and Gratuitous Anal from 2022-06-23T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo catch up on Matteo's Italy trip, UFOs, Top Gun, missing children on milk cartons, gay hashtags, and...
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Mandatory Penis (with Caitlin Peluffo) from 2022-06-16T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma is joined by comedian Caitlin Peluffo (host of Good Time Gal podcast) and finds out how Caitlin knew she was s...
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Go Suck a Cow's Dick from 2022-06-09T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma flies solo and talks bonding with a cowboy over taxes, a poop horror story, a mystery involving a unicorn and ...
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Shoop Shoop (I Need Boniva) from 2022-05-26T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo set the record straight on Fettuccine Alfredo (and General Tso's chicken, while they're at it), giv...
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Tooth Popping and Balls Flying from 2022-05-19T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk stress, food psychology, a comedy of errors at a corporate gig, and performing for seven thous...
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That Damn Ribcage from 2022-05-12T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk about the best way to hide a body, going to dive bars with octogenarians, euthanasia, and thei...
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Douched and Ready to Go from 2022-05-05T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo imagine going on a date with each other, talk about social media vulnerability, hate comments, shad...
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Puerto Rican and Puerto Rican (with Steve Matos) from 2022-04-28T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk to life coach Steve Matos about the do's and don'ts of massage, growing up in NYC in the 90s, ...
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The Place to See and Be Seen from 2022-04-21T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo share a listener's insider Olive Garden info, discuss Madonna's new look (with help from Bob the Dr...
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The Gay Guy, the Christian, and the Rabbi from 2022-04-14T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo are reunited to discuss the infamous Oscars slap, mansions vs apartments, airport stupidity, and po...
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Little Bumpkin Off The Bus (with Katie Hannigan) from 2022-04-07T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo are joined by comedian Katie Hannigan about her new special Feeling of Emptiness, growing up as a t...
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A Weird Unique Look (with Irene Tu) from 2022-03-31T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk to comedian Irene Tu about her new album We're Done Now, Ellen's role in her comedic journey, ...
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Sanctioned in the Gay World from 2022-03-24T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk about getting banned on tinder, kicking out hecklers, and all the insane news that has happene...
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Remember the Lie from 2022-03-10T09:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo call Matteo's cousin Kelly and aunt Cindy in Chicago to talk about roped off living rooms, how to t...
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Advice for Mariah Carey from 2022-03-06T02:18:38.684083
An exclusive catch up like only emma and matteo can do! Matteo notices Emma's pen (which doubles as a weapon) and they spiral into recent hookups, the different languages of love, relationships wit...
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Salute the Sun (with Chris Condren) from 2022-02-24T09:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo are joined by comedian Chris Condren to talk about Chicago vs NY vs LA, dealing with ADHD, Matteo's...
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Priscilla's Underwear from 2022-02-17T09:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo talk vampire facials, dental surgery, gay Puerto Rican apartment buildings, dating woes, and more! ...
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Come To Bed My Little Crumpet from 2022-02-10T11:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo muse on the Queen's sex life, analyze Olive Garden's evolving commercial strategy, talk about recen...
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Cooked Carrot Fingers w/ Jaye Mcbride (rerelease) from 2022-02-03T09:00
Hello Closeteers! This week is a rerelease of our episode with the incredible Jaye Mcbride (@Jaye.mcbride) from the Comedy Cellar who we talked to about religion, spanking, and growing up trans. We...
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A Passion for Socks from 2022-01-27T10:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo delve deeper into Barbara Walters' weird interview style, call Matteo's aunt Cindy to get to the bo...
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The Vampire from 2022-01-20T10:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo remember Bob Saget, talk about pre-show nerves, and workshop some new material about adhd, straight...
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Cold as the Devil’s Butthole from 2022-01-13T10:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo do a post-New Years catch-up, including all of Matteo's covid-cancelled holiday plans, Emma's trip ...
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Prick His Finger and Find Out from 2021-12-23T08:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk about homophobic hecklers, auditioning, genetic ancestry, spending time with family, holiday p...
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Taking Marmalade (with Rachel Feinstein) from 2021-12-16T08:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk to comedian Rachel Feinstein about her radical parents, finding a comedic voice, her incredibl...
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Queer Fomo (with Patti and Nick Smith) from 2021-12-09T08:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk to Patti about phobias, ADHD, and going to The Eagle alone. Then, they call Nick Smith, who sh...
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Something Gay is Happening in Miami from 2021-12-02T10:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk about touring with Chelsea Handler, talk show hosting styles, therapy, post-breakup dating, an...
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Fantasy and Reality (with Tranna Wintour) from 2021-11-25T08:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo are joined by returning guest Tranna Wintour to talk dating fatigue, wanting to be desired, sexual ...
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Ohhh Hummus from 2021-11-18T19:17:54
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk about TV, Matteo's trip to Mexico, breakups, why picnics are the worst, getting accused of bei...
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Putting In The Lesbian Hours (with Sydnee Washington) from 2021-11-11T10:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo are joined by Sydnee Washington to talk depression meds, relationships, the Black Barbie diaries, N...
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The Unadoptables (with Evan Williams) from 2021-11-04T08:00
Hello, Closeteers, and welcome back to another episode of Inside the Closet. This week, Matteo and guest host Rosebud Baker are joined by Evan Williams! They talk about Evan's TikTok fame, workshop...
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It Might As Well Be A Glory Hole from 2021-10-21T10:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. Emma's out sick, so Matteo is joined by guest host Rosebud Baker! They discuss Matteo's hatred of RENT, comedy gatekeeping, wh...
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Protecting E.T. Feelings from 2021-10-14T09:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk about hotel etiquette, viral TikTok salmon, and Demi Lovato's new UFO hunting career. Remember...
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Duct Taped to the Seat from 2021-10-07T08:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk about therapy, social media addiction, Six Flags, the magic of fast food, and more. Remember t...
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Villainous Sluts (w/ Tranna Wintour) from 2021-09-30T07:00
Closeteers, it is a joy, and delight, to revisit an episode with listener favorite Tranna Wintour. Who else can talk this beautifully about toxic masculinity in comedy AND Britney Spears? Learn mor...
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Defending Columbus Ohio from 2021-09-23T18:43:31
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week we have Kate Sisk and Ashley Gavin (We’re Having Gay Sex Podcast) back to talk about fitness and exercise, Emma's in...
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The Lesbian Wind Down from 2021-09-16T07:00
Hello Closeteers! Inside the Closet welcomes Kate Sisk and Ashley Gavin (We’re Having Gay Sex Podcast) to talk about Kate’s recent camping engagement, JonBenét theories and encounters with Lance B...
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Cancel Starbucks from 2021-09-09T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week we thank Tyler for his work on the podcast. Matteo sees Fran Lebowitz walking by the studio as they record and it le...
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Y'all Getting Fired! from 2021-09-02T07:00
On this week's episode of Inside the Closet, Emma and Matteo talk about the pros and cons of a personal assistant and laundry service and Matteo shares a few facts about Emma's favorite restaurant,...
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Smoking Cockroaches from 2021-08-26T15:36:35
Hello Closeteers. Emma and Matteo do a quick check in this week and Matteo has a bad experience in a hotel. Be sure to find us on Instagram and come see us live! Learn more about your ad choices....
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Muscle Daddy Porn from 2021-08-20T05:22:56
Welcome back Closeteers! On this week's episode Matteo tells Emma about what's going on in the news, having dinner with Matt Damon and Emma has a plan for TikTok! Learn more about your ad choices....
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Adult bouncing! from 2021-08-12T20:52:08
Welcome back Closeteers! On this week's episode Matteo tells us about the fantastical ferry to Ptown that was, unsurprisingly, full of gays. Emma goes IN on heckler, and we talk about some adult bo...
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Almonds can go f**k themselves! from 2021-08-05T07:00
Hello Closeteers. Do you like peanut butter? Because that's what we're talking about today. Fuck almonds. We're peanut people, and proud. We also get into how weird of a story Peter Pan really is, ...
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But I Douched from 2021-07-29T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week we recap Matteo's eurotrip, and take a deep dive into the Tiktok matrix with Emma. We get some meaningful insight fr...
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Pulling in Washington w/ Akeem Woods&Tyler Mead from 2021-07-22T07:00
It's a double feature on this week's episode of Inside the Closet! First, we catch up with Akeem Woods (@Akeemwoods) about life on tour, and Floridian culture. We also catch up with Tyler Mead (@Me...
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Cooked Carrot Fingers w/ Jaye Mcbride from 2021-07-16T12:36:31
We have a very special guest this week on Inside the Closet. Jaye Mcbride (@Jaye.mcbride) from the Comedy Cellar is here to talk religion, spanking, and growing up trans. We go deep on the lasting ...
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Overhead Baby from 2021-07-08T07:00
This week's episode of Inside the Closet has some real bite, and not just because we're talking teeth. Emma walks us through her wild ride in the oral surgeon's chair, and Matteo recaps his trip to...
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No Nights Off (with Eagle Witt ) from 2021-07-01T18:39:06
This week Inside the Closet is joined by the incredible Eagle Witt (@EagleWittOfficial.) As his name suggests, the man's smart. He walks us through his comedy journey from bicoastal class clown, to...
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The Man With a Purse from 2021-06-24T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and happy pride! Inside the Closet is celebrating by catching up with some of our favorite queers. We have Gale coming in to tell us about her Jet Ski Adventures in Brasil, and Ni...
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We Are Desperate! from 2021-06-18T03:56
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet and Emma and Matteo are recording together in person! Be sure to rate and review on apple podcast, follow us on instagram, and ...
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Giant Pride from 2021-06-10T16:09:01
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet. We're talking about pride month. The peaks, the valleys, the parties, the intimate diner dinners, all of it. Emma and Matteo t...
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Got Oxygen? from 2021-06-03T07:00
Welcome back Closeteers, and happy pride month! We’re out here celebrating, by staying in and celebrating in our own unique way. Whether you celebrate with oxygen tanks, vitamin drips, and pancakes...
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Hardert to Talk to from 2021-05-27T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another brand spanking new episode of Inside the Closet. We are talking customer service gone WRONG. Horribly, horribly wrong. We even get a cameo from Emma's mom. ...
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Pancake Pop Up from 2021-05-20T16:22:28
Closeteers, do you like pancakes? Because Inside the Closet is getting all up in the BEST cakes. We're talking fluffy, we're talking soft, we're talking doused in butter and syrup. We get an update...
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Gayover! (W/Ravi Roth) from 2021-05-13T07:00
This week's episode of Inside the Closet is a real trip, because we're joined by travel expert Ravi Roth (@RaviRoundTheWorld). Ravi tells us about his new show Gaycation, and his travel experience....
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Struggles with Froyo from 2021-05-06T07:00
Closeteers, we're late to this, but we have to talk about on Inside the Closet. The Demi Lovato drama with the Froyo shop. It's wild. We watched THE WHOLE apology video on air. We even made our own...
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Daddy's World from 2021-04-29T19:33
Hello Closeteers. We don't say this nearly enough, but we're so happy to have you here with us at Inside the Closet. We're also happy for porn. Bear porn, bareback porn, verbal pron, daddy porn. We...
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Fall of the Mall from 2021-04-22T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to toothgate 2021. We're getting into dental, damn! Inside the Closet is giving you a glamorous look into the cosmetic procedures that keep us looking pretty from vene...
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Bored or Fetish from 2021-04-15T14:33
Closeteers, things are almost starting to feel normal again here on Inside The Closet. Matteo's flying, and Emma contemplates fisting. We're really getting back to our roots. We gotta know your opi...
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The Wedding Expert w/ Jamie Lee from 2021-04-08T07:00
This week Inside the Closet is joined by the lovely and talented Jamie Lee (@reallyjaimelee)! Jaime tells us all about shooting her brand new show, The Wedding Coach, streaming on Netflix right now...
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Eliminating by Penis (W/ MONET X CHANGE) from 2021-04-01T07:00
Closeteers we have a special treat for you this week. We are joined by prolific podcaster, New York legend, and WINNER of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars season 4 Monet X Change (@MonetXChange). Monet...
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Comfortable with Fish from 2021-03-25T07:00
Hi Closeteers! This episode of Inside the Closet is all about learning. We found out what a food mummy is, understand windsurfing, and decide once and for all that SCUBA diving is complete and utte...
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Get That Red Sauce from 2021-03-18T07:00
Hello Closeteers. Today we ponder life's real mysteries. What are god's pronouns? Do kids suck? How much is too much coffee. We know the answer to at least one of those things. All that really matt...
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Hot Dog Water Jail from 2021-03-11T08:00
Closeteers we are asking you, do you even know about mac&cheese? Think about, then tell us. We go in on the good, the bad, and the liquid gold. Also, if anyone can explain how a woman goes to feder...
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Comics Language from 2021-03-05T03:40:58
Hello Closeteers. Have you been feeling jazzed up? Like your heart is full of grief? Or like your locked in a compound? Welcome to the club. We're talking about a year, A YEAR, of Coronavirus. It's...
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Eat My Arm! from 2021-02-25T08:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome back to another episode of Inside the Closet. You ready for us to talk about eating people? Because that's what we're talking about today. Emma almost cooked herself a...
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The 11 month string (w/ Tranna Wintour) from 2021-02-24T14:57:46
Closeteers, it is a joy, a delight, a pleasure and an honor to welcome Tranna Wintour back to Inside the Closet. Tranna is now the title holder for most appearances on the pod. Who else can talk th...
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A Pocketful of Donuts from 2021-02-11T08:00
Closeteers, the pandemic wall has hit, and it hit hard. #InsideTheCloset is a little off the rails. We're talking about chiropractors, Russian folklore, and reclining. Let us know how you're pushin...
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Gay Panic Defense w(W/ Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard) from 2021-01-28T08:00
Hello Closeteers! This episode was filmed in December, back when Trump was president. This week, we're joined by Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard, hosts of the Dumb Gay Politics podcast (@Dumbgaypol...
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Hot Pastrami! from 2021-01-21T08:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to this week's extremely upbeat episode of #InsideTheCloset! We're talking pastrami, cum dumps, and Joe Biden. None of which are related, but it's all pretty crazy rig...
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The Price of Cat Teeth (with Yamaneika Saunders) from 2021-01-14T08:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to the wildest week of the year so far. We have so much to talk about on this episode of #InsideTheCloset, and we have the unique privilege of getting Yamaneika Saunde...
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Vodka Beans from 2021-01-07T16:41:02
Happy New Year Closeteers! We're less than a week in and already SO much has happened this year. We've got the A B C K G E Ms of drugs, sinking ships, and gays shaming one another. It's 2021 baby, ...
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The Twitch Switch from 2020-12-31T08:00
Happy New Year Closeteers! #InsideTheCloset is twitching, twiddling and twinking about as 2020 finally comes to a close. We're getting so desperate, we're even thinking about reading a book. Oh the...
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A 3 Princess Affair from 2020-12-24T17:04:20
Happy Honda-days #Closeteers! We know the holidays are a little different this year, but we're hoping to spread a little gay cheer with this weeks's episode. Matteo watched every awful holiday movi...
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W/ Drew Droege&Tom DeTrinis from 2020-12-17T08:00
This week #InsideTheCloset is doubling down on guests AND friendship, because we have Drew Droege and Tom DeTrinis from their new show "Making Friends" on! We talk about growing up gay, rage, and s...
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Immaculate Cuntception (w/ Lady Bunny) from 2020-12-10T17:36
Hey #Closeteers, we've got a true gay icon on #InsideTheCloset this week. It's THE Lady Bunny (@official_Lady_Bunny), girl! She's talking about her brand new Christmas spectacular, What Child is Th...
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Pencilling in Anal (with Liza Treyger ) from 2020-12-03T08:00
Hey Closeteers! The #InsideTheCloset family is hoping you had a safe and responsible Thanksgiving. We've got an extra helping of podcast this week with our special guest Liza Treyger (@GlitterChees...
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Hot in Diapers from 2020-11-26T08:00
Happy Thanksgiving #Closeteers! We know it's been a weird year, but we hope you're finding some holiday joy. We're talking about Thanksgiving, Matteo's odyssey to find a mixer, and Emma's new votin...
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Barely Hanging On from 2020-11-20T06:35:58
Hey Closeteers, if you agree that the best part of waking up is #InsideTheCloset in your cup, then you're practically family. Today we talk about coffee, Hallmark Christmas movies, and a whole lot ...
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Bananas Need to Mind their Business from 2020-11-12T08:00
This week on #InsideTheCloset we got to talk about projectile teeth, sweets, and pranks because we don't have to talk about the election anymore! It's a good time to be American, because Joe Biden ...
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CNN (but gay) from 2020-11-05T08:00
Hey Closeteers, just a heads up this episode of #InsideTheCloset was recorded Nov 4. So if you're listening to it in the future it's before they decided he won. We hope the future is bright, or at ...
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A Stern Discussion from 2020-10-29T14:21
Hey Closeteers, on this week's #InsideTheCloset we get our Barbara Walters on and hear about Matteo's Howard Stern show appearance! We take a deep dive into the show's history, and find out what ma...
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Mariah Chronicles w/ Tranna Wintour from 2020-10-22T07:00
Hey lambs, are you ready for this week’s episode of #insidethecloset? It’s absolutely Glittered with Mariah Carey knowledge. We have our resident expert, and lucky Charmbracelet, Tranna Wintour (@T...
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Elvis Deniers from 2020-10-15T07:00
Hello Closeteers, do you believe in Elvis? Because we don't. That's right #InsideTheCloset is starting a new conspiracy theory: there was no Elvis. Priscila was a crisis actress. We're kidding, but...
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Painting With Cake from 2020-10-08T07:00
Hello Closeteers, and welcome to yet another episode of #InsideTheCloset. By the time this episode comes out, we'll all be knee deep in analysis of the Vice Presidential debate, but we recorded thi...
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My Boring Potato Son from 2020-10-01T07:00
Hello Closeteers, we at #InsideTheCloset want you to know that we hear you! So much so that we're responding to you, because we are answering listener questions this week. We got questions from les...
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A Porcupine's Butt from 2020-09-24T07:00
The duck goes "quack," the horse goes "neigh," and this week #InsideTheCloset goes "things are pretty tough right now and it's important to feel your feelings." That's right we're covering the ABCs...
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Acquire A Child from 2020-09-17T07:00
Hello Closeteers we are back with another new episode. This week Emma finds out what makes someone "billboard famous," and Matteo learns about acquiring a baby from the straights. We want to know w...
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A Colon Full Of Meat from 2020-09-10T07:00
Hello, hello hello, and welcome to another episode of #InsideTheCloset. Our dynamic duo is so close to a reunion, yet still separated. We get into some of life's greatest mysteries. What happened t...
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A Pocket Full of Stars from 2020-09-03T07:00
Have you ever wondered why Mercury is in retrograde, or if you Saturn is a huge bitch? Wonder no further Closeteers, because this week #InsidetTheCloset is joined by Heidi Rose Robbins (@Heidiroser...
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Dunkin’ Donuts Testing Life from 2020-08-27T04:00
Hello, and welcome to another episode of #InsideTheCloset. First and foremost, don't buy drugs from anyone yelling the names of them on the street. The only worse decision you could make is being K...
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Every Kiss Begins with Ketamine from 2020-08-20T11:52:25
Hello Closeteers, we've got a great episode for you this week! First and foremost, is anyone in Japan or on testosterone? Write in, we want to hear from you. Emma and Matteo get into a lively discu...
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Crayon You do the Crayon Crayon from 2020-08-13T22:30:58
Hey Closeteers, thanks for checking out this week's episode of #InsideTheCloset. Emma and Matteo need your help, who can sneak them into a gym? We need weight, we need machines, we need treadmills,...
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Inside the Bathroom from 2020-08-06T19:12:13
Hey Closeteers, please hold for technical difficulties.... and we're back! This week on the pod Emma and Matteo talk about doom scrolling, how certain people turn into a tornado when they're drunk,...
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Aliens? I'm Out from 2020-07-30T11:36:16
Hey Closeteers, are you ready for an extra spooky episode of #InsideTheCloset? This week, we read your ghost stories on the pod, and go into which we think are fact or fiction. Matteo shares with u...
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Ghost in the Pod from 2020-07-25T23:01:41
Hello Closeteers! We hope you are all staying safe and healthy as things continue to be ever changing and weird. On this week's podcast, we are having a very open and honest conversation about Emma...
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Not Not Licking Frogs from 2020-07-16T16:20:05
Welcome back Closeteers! Crazy how long this lockdown is lasting, huh? The good news is, from here on out we're refusing to age. We also talk about unsolved mysteries, aliens, ghosts, and travel in...
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Free Britney from 2020-07-09T16:13:06
On Today's Episode of #InsideTheCloset we're bringing you the biggest stories in gay news. First off, Fire Island gays: shut that down IMMEDIATELY. Then, we're talking pop stars. We do a deep dive ...
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Crying in a Jockstrap from 2020-07-02T16:35:03
On this week's episode of #InsideTheCloset we're joined by the hilarious Alex English (@Alex3nglish)! We only scratch the surface of everything we wanted to get into with Alex. Talking about the ON...
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Life of a Tall Woman from 2020-06-25T14:55:46
This week on #InsideTheCloset we learn about rollerblading, growing up in Spain, and queefs with our good friend Carmen Lynch (@Carmencomedian!) Carmen's a hilarious comedian in MULTIPLE languages,...
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No More Statues from 2020-06-18T17:32:12
This week on #InsideTheCloset we welcome back our friend, and host of the Chosen Family Podcast, Tranna Wintour (@TrannaWintour.) Today we're talking about important issues like white fragility, te...
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What's a Bayou? from 2020-05-28T18:15:32
The days may not have meaning anymore, but at least we still have #InsideTheCloset! This week we get INTO it with questions about family history, stereotypes of the South, bird poop, and Jello. We ...
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It Took a Fortnite from 2020-05-21T12:12
On this week's #InsideTheCloset, we decide the ultimate lesbian! That's right, we're selecting the queen to rule over the kingdom. Who will come out on top? Who will bottom out? The answers might s...
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Benadryl Hangover from 2020-05-14T09:00
Is there any other podcast where you can hear that gay men treat assholes like tamagotchi, and painful clapping? We're still in lockdown, but that hasn't stopped us from making new episodes of #Ins...
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Proper 90's Kids from 2020-05-07T17:18
Hey there #Closeteers, pride might be cancelled this year, but we're still as queer and here as ever before! Emma and Matteo both call home to see how their families would handle the Titanic sinkin...
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Twitter Fires Everywhere from 2020-05-03T18:54:59
Hey Closeteers! We're back with a new episode, and up top we explain why this episode is a little late. We talked with Tyler Mead (@meadbymead) about a recent Twitter scandal, get into the rumors s...
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WHERE'S THE OIL from 2020-04-23T18:12:30
Hey Closeteers, welcome back to another Closet after lockdown. This week, we reminisce about simple pleasures like coffee shops, and virtual reality porn. We try to understand why people leave the ...
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Quarantine and Answer from 2020-04-20T20:55:33
Hey Closeteers, we're back with another episode of #InsideTheCloset! With the help of our Instagram followers, we did a little Q&A. That's right, we answered your questions about whether or not Emm...
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Centaur Upstairs from 2020-04-09T20:49:20
We're back with another new episode of #InsideTheCloset, and we have overcome our technical difficulties again! We've got some tips on how to get a social pick me up, discuss digital comedy shows, ...
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Team D**k Lickers from 2020-04-02T21:01:07
Hey Closeteers, we are in full swing podcasting in the time of Corona! We do our best to not ONLY talk about the virus, so we get into Matteo's grocery store smackdown, Emma's trip to Home Depot, a...
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Porn Barista from 2020-03-27T03:05:37
Hey Closeteers, we hope your all staying safe, healthy and home. We've got a nice little hour of vacation for you in podcast form. Emma and Matteo talk about how their coping with Corona, sex toys,...
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Live from the Bunker from 2020-03-19T20:52:40
Hey Closeteers, we know things are a little scary right now, but we're hoping this episode of #InsideTheCloset makes you feel a little less alone if you're in isolation. We're of course talking abo...
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Good Christian Comedy from 2020-02-20T16:17
In a new first for #InsideTheCloset, we're recording in a literal closet. Yes, Emma calls in from a closet in vegas with poor ventilation, and from there we dive in even deeper. Matteo tell's us ab...
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Wasp Culture from 2020-02-13T16:44:42
Welcome back Closeteers! We have a very special episode for you about family. We take a deep dive into Lane and Willmann clan history. We also wonder what Emma's mom would do in a zombie apocalypse...
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Sugar in His Taint w/ Jay Jurden from 2020-02-06T17:17
We are back, with special guest Jay Jurden (@JayJurden)! He tells us about growing up in Mississippi, theatre, and how to avoid cancellation. We also talk about the strange mediums used in art scho...
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The San Francisco Treat from 2020-01-31T01:32
Hey Closeteers, we're back with another brand new episode of #InsideTheCloset. This week, we talk a lot about food.That means is cilantro gross? What's the best kind of peanut butter? What the f*ck...
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Giggle Bottoms from 2020-01-24T23:45:03
By air! By sea! By Spotify and iTunes! #InsideTheCloset is coming at you, and we're talking travel. Emma and Matteo talk about what they've learned about air travel from being on tour, and really r...
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Moose Poop from 2020-01-16T22:00:22
Hey Closeteers, we're back! Emma had a rough flu, so we're getting all caught up in 2020. We're tackling the big issues this year, namely butts. Who's got em, and how do you properly compliment one...
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A Weird Good Year from 2020-01-02T20:49:57
Happy New Years Closeteers! We recorded this right before the holiday break, so in anticipation of going home we call Matteo's mom and grandma to talk family, dating, and Earl. We do some reflectin...
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A Very Merry Closet w/ Sasheer Zamata from 2019-12-26T23:43
Happy Holidays Closeteers! Our gift to you is more #InsideTheCloset with our very special guest, Sasheer Zamata (@TheSheerTruth)! She joins us to chat about her windowless life in Manhattan when sh...
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Thirsty Hungry Otter Today from 2019-12-19T21:09:04
Are you ready to workout? Because this week #InsideTheCloset is going on a fitness journey. Emma and Matteo both go into their own experiences with diet, exercise, and fitness. We only get a little...
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7 Stages of a Breakup from 2019-12-12T19:53:05
We're back, again! #InsideTheCloset is gearing up for the holidays, which we know can be tough. Especially if you're going through breakup cutting off your supply of blackheads to attack. Emma's mo...
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RERELEASE - Vaginal Recoil w/ Patti and Mike Taveira from 2019-12-07T01:24
This week #InsideTheCloset welcomes special guests Patti and Mike Taveira! With this many gays things were bound to get wild. We get into an argument as old as time: who works harder, tops or botto...
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I Wonder What is Happening w/ Ashley Gomilla from 2019-11-29T02:42
#InsideTheCloset is back with a another episode. This we, we chat about what we would do with a billion dollars and what it is like dating on the road. We also talk to Ashley about skin care, beaut...
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The Governor w/ Bob the Drag Queen&Nick Smith from 2019-11-21T20:54:17
#InsideTheCloset is back with a second serving of Bob The Drag Queen. This time, we chat on the phone with Nick Smith (@NickSmith09) about the craziest divas in the world. That's right, we mean Bri...
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A Way Better Whistler w/ Bob the Drag Queen from 2019-11-14T19:08:33
Hey Closeteers, welcome back to another episode of #InsideTheCloset. This week we're joined by a very special guest; you know her, you love her, she won RuPaul's Drag Race and Super Smash Bros. It'...
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Cum Through My Window from 2019-11-08T06:22:57
This week on #InsideTheCloset, we're letting you know just how dedicated we are to this podcast. Seriously, just hearing Emma and Matteo's schedules is enough to warrant a nap. Busy as we may be, w...
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Gayest Instruments w/ Henry Koperski from 2019-10-31T15:22:21
And we're back! That's right #InsideTheCloset has more closet, and more inside than ever before. This week we're joined by friend and musical prodigy Henry Koperski (@magicelflord) who teaches us a...
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Swinging by Rachel Maddow's from 2019-10-17T19:11:53
Is it an episode of #InsideTheCloset without revealing stories? Absolutely not, that's what you Closeteers tune in for. This week, we find out about the time Emma nearly became a voodoo priestess, ...
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Sugar Pusher w/ Robyn Schaal from 2019-10-10T15:20:09
This week #InsideTheCloset welcomes our good friend Robyn Schall (@robynschallcomic) back to the pod! Robyn talks food, sugar, and personal training including a BONKERS story about New York Sports ...
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The Daily Popcast with Lance Bass from 2019-10-08T19:14
The Daily Popcast with Lance Bass, a daily show that is breaking the major stories in Hollywood. The Daily Popcast takes a journalistic approach to entertainment with unprecedented access to the bi...
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God Save the Brittany! from 2019-10-03T17:52:02
Emma and Matteo are back in the studio this week for the latest episode of #InsideTheCloset. First and foremost: Yorkshire Pudding. What is it? Who's eating it? Why is it mostly solid? We answer on...
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Not Debra messing around! from 2019-09-26T19:46:40
And we're back, together! #InsideTheCloset has been a whirlwind these last few weeks, and we explain everything that's been going on with us. Plus, Emma and Matteo are cast in a few new projects th...
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Cooking w/ Zach Noe Towers from 2019-09-20T18:17:11
#InsideTheCloset is back with a brand new episode, and we're so happy to have Zach Noe Towers (@Zachnoetowers) joining us! Emma sits down for a one on one chat with Zach about his background in mus...
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RuPaul’s DragCon NYC W/ Marie Faustin and Daniel Franzese from 2019-09-13T18:33:57
Buckle up, because #InsideTheCloset is coming to you life from DragCon! Due to an unforeseen conflict, Emma couldn’t be there. We got our good Judy Marie Faustin to guest host, and brought in Danie...
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Mangled Cats (The Musical) w/ Patti, Monet X Change, Bob The Drag Queen, Naomi Smalls Jacob, and Nick from 2019-09-05T21:15:36
It's Drag Con this weekend, so we've got a very special episode of #InsideTheCloset. Emma is shooting a project, and since no one could replace her, we got a bunch of people to fill in! Matteo's ha...
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In Bed with Jessica Kirson from 2019-08-30T15:28:54
This week #InsideTheCloset crawls into bed with the hysterically funny Jessica Kirson (@jessykirson). While still on the boat, we're talking about Jews, gays, gay Jews, and emotional support foods....
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Zelda and the Nude Beach from 2019-08-22T18:04:15
Emma and Matteo are finishing up their cruise on this week's episode of #InsideTheCloset. With the exception of a few complaints regarding the buffet, it's been an amazing time! There were nude bea...
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Gays at Sea from 2019-08-16T00:53:10
#InsideTheCloset is on a cruise! There's tons of gays, okay food, and a faint smell of tuna. Matteo interviews for a job at Staples, Emma tries to figure out if lesbians have jobs, and we talk abou...
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Consider the Rooster from 2019-08-09T21:09:01
Matteo has a brand new neice, and Emma talks family traditions this week on #InsideTheCloset. Plus, we talk cock (chickens), how to survive a bear attack, and get ready for our Vacaya cruise to Pro...
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Introducing Dexter Guff is Smarter Than You. from 2019-08-07T20:19:07
Starring comedian Peter Oldring, Dexter Guff is Smarter Than You is a satirical show about an under-qualified, over-confident, lifestyle entrepreneur. Featuring interviews with successful people - ...
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Live from JFL w/ TRANNA WINTOUR from 2019-08-01T13:30:54
Live from JFL w/ TRANNA WINTOUR #InsideTheCloset has another live show for you! This time we recorded up in Montreal as part of the Just For Laughs comedy festival with special guest, Tranna Wintou...
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Gender Wiggly in Montreal from 2019-07-25T21:34:06
This week #InsideTheCloset is in Montreal for the Just For Laughs Festival! Emma and Matteo catch up in this one as they get ready for their big live show on Friday. Emma meets Matteo's mom and M...
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Pride Report Live w/ NICK SMITH from 2019-07-18T19:51:14
We've got another addition of #InsideTheCloset LIVE for all you closeteers out there. We had such a great time at the Village Underground, and had the pleasure of bringing Nick Smith (@nicksmith09)...
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Pride Monster from 2019-07-11T14:22:50
This week #InsideTheCloset is graced by the talent, comedy, and high cheek bones of the one and only Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio). You've seen him on Conan, Two Dope Queens, and Comedy Central...
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Inside the Closet Live at The Village Underground w/ JAVIER MUÑOZ from 2019-06-20T21:15:08
#InsideTheCloset is coming to you live! This week from the Village Underground, with our VERY special guest Javier Munoz! Javier talksabout his starring role in Hamilton, having his own day, and gi...
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Gleeking Out w/ Kevin McHale from 2019-06-13T05:40:43
This week we're totally gleeking out, because we have Kevin McHale (@Kevinmchale) on #InsideTheCloset. Kevin talks to us about the transition from boy band member, to TV star, and we talk about the...
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Inside the Closet Live at Rupaul's Drag Con w/ RACHEL BLOOM from 2019-06-06T01:55:52
We have an incredible new LIVE episode #InsideTheCloset from Rupaul's Drag Con LA. We have the star and co-creator of the hit show Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Rachel Bloom (@Racheldoesstuff). Rachel talks...
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Failing The Abstinence Test from 2019-05-30T12:17:59
We've got another Los Angeles edition of #InsideTheCloset with our very special guest, Fortune Feimster (@FortuneFeimster). She walks us through her time on Drag Race, and gives us a behind the sce...
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The Douche Dilemma from 2019-05-23T22:52:42
#InsideTheCloset is coming to you from the West coast this week in beautiful Los Angeles! While Emma and Matteo get ready for Drag Con, they dive into their strengths and weaknesses when it comes t...
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Family Hustle from 2019-05-16T23:21
This week #InsideTheCloset is joined by business woman, Pipsnacks cofounder, and former Shark Tank contestant Jen Martin! (@Jayemarti) Jen talks about her relationship with THE Barbara Corcoran, ho...
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Accent Challenge from 2019-05-09T08:00
This week #InsideTheCloset is just the gang! Emma get's a singing lesson on air from Matteo, we let the intern talk while checking what accent everybody has, and Emma and Matteo work on some new ma...
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A Star in the Waiting Room from 2019-04-25T14:00
This week #InsideTheCloset welcomes Shannon Coffey (@coffey) from AOL Build Brunch. We catch up about the good old days on Girl Code, and the bad old days on Lady Like. Plus, she tells us about gro...
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Live From the Village Underground from 2019-04-18T12:17
#InsideTheCloset has a special live episode! We Kiki, answer audience questions, and celebrate a totally sold out show. Catch our live show next month as well. Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...
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Big Tooth Energy W/ Bob the Drag Queen from 2019-04-11T11:32:53
#InsideTheCloset finally did the impossible! We tricked Bob the Drag Queen into being on our show. We get into her origin story, drag cruises, and have Bob weigh in on a debate that's been going on...
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The World of Patti! from 2019-04-04T11:23:29
Patti's back on #InsideTheCloset! You can hear him (and follow him @legalminor) come in during last week's episode, and he's ready to talk about his big moment on Drag Race, announce he's working o...
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It's Christi Bitch from 2019-03-28T11:10:57
This week #InsideTheCloset welcomes the amazingly talented Christi Chiello! Christi talks her background in colorblind musical theatre, a shared love with Emma over early 2000's pop, and religion. ...
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Marry Your Mom from 2019-03-21T11:13:39
It's been a minute since we've had a guest on #InsideTheCloset, but today that changes. We welcome Taylor Ortega (@taylor_ortega) from the new Kim Possible movie. She gets into how fun playing the ...
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The Smallest Cocksen from 2019-03-14T11:06
#InsideTheCloset is coming at you with fresh, hot, bagel action. Emma Talks Vegas, porn, and crew team positions. Matteo gets upgraded from Delta Diamond to private airline, and we get into the BIG...
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Mariah Callas Of Comedy from 2019-03-07T12:22:35
#InsideTheCloset wants to be very clear: we are not encouraging people to smoke cigarettes, even if it looks cool as hell. Matteo deals withmore hecklers and hair plugs, Emma dives into the WASP de...
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Standing Ogaytion from 2019-02-28T19:11:12
Emma and Matteo are recording #InsideTheCloset by soft candle light in the New York cold. Keep that mental image clear while they get into the excitement level only attainable by two Italians in th...
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Is It Because We’re French? from 2019-02-21T08:00
#InsideTheCloset is hear to warm you up in the midsts of this snowstorm. We're talking current events, Emma's NACA showcase, and the rowdy french women at Matteo's Streisand show. Plus, we review t...
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St Patick's Day of the Sea from 2019-02-15T20:39:41
So this week on #InsideTheCloset we don't have microphones, BUT we do have stories about uncomfortable wrestling, swashbuckling adventures on the high seas, and killer grocery store advice. Plus, M...
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The Woman in Arkansas from 2019-02-07T08:00
This week #InsideTheCloset is talking about S-E-X. And electrocuting balls, penis holders, and furries. We click around a lot. We also talk about Emma's mom, the international weaver, and Patti's b...
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Personal Fyre Festival from 2019-01-31T11:00
#InsideTheCloset is dealing with some struggles. Matteo had the holiday from hell, and Emma at garbage pizza in Chicago. Mix that with their nearly peed-in-pants experiences and we've got a pretty ...
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Old Faithful Face from 2019-01-24T13:59:47
#InsideTheCloset does not advise listening to this episode on your lunch break, because we're starting off with our favorite pimple popping videos. Emma finds out she's not an ideal bachelorette co...
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Fags Gotta Burp! from 2019-01-17T19:49:21
Welcome to Fags Gotta Burp! I mean #InsideTheCloset, that's it! Emma and Matteo catch up with each other and talk about what really matters, namely: Boomer Banks (the porn star's) penis, Sonic Fox ...
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Legally Gay from 2019-01-10T05:21:50
Emma and Matteo catch up on their travels to DC and the Bahamas. Both consider the legality of homosexuality in different countries, and do a deep dive into some of the news about Kevin Heart, Elle...
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The Old Curmudgeon Episode from 2019-01-03T06:07:34
This week on #InsideTheCloset Emma and Matteo catch up on what made them depressed over the holidays. Matteo cries on a plane, Emma buys a Jesus themed self-help book, and we work on our opening mo...
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Bitter This Christmas from 2018-12-27T02:14:59
Merry Christmas and happy holidays from #InsideTheCloset! We're celebrating by talking about Matteo's run in with Paris Hilton (that's hot), and Emma's battle with a hacker. Plus, we wrote a hit so...
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Offensive Bananas from 2018-12-20T15:28:16
#InsideTheCloset gets real close this week (we mean that literally) because we have a guest joining us campfire style around our good new mic! Andrew Markel joins Emma and Matteo this week to discu...
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Single, Desperate and Full of Rage from 2018-12-13T15:47:09
#InsideTheCloset has some exciting news! Matteo, now single, got double new dick, and is going celibate for a little bit. Emma did Colbert and challenges America’s understanding of gender. And now,...
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Surviving a Throuple from 2018-12-06T06:20:39
#InsideTheCloset is getting a little real. We found Richard Simmons, but lost Madonna's Hubris. We've also got some relationship news, a cold butt, and some general complaints. *****************...
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We Can't Do Math from 2018-11-22T15:23:27
What do you call 2 professional comedians, a Spaniard, and a black plantain? This week's episode of #InsideTheCloset! Emma and Matteo get into their joke writing process, attempt a basic math probl...
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Glitter in the Elevator from 2018-11-15T19:26:09
It's been a while, but #InsideTheCloset is recording in the same room again! Right off the bat, Matteo's dreams come true in an elevator. Emma looks incredible, and details her latest visit to the ...
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Tops As Plumbers from 2018-11-08T08:00
Reunited, and it sounds so good! Thank you all for bearing with us while we figure out sound quality, but Emma and Matteo are back with some fancy new mics. Listen to the crystal clear quality of t...
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Stomach Riot from 2018-10-25T07:00
How many podcasts have their hosts calling in from different cities, states AND countries? Well #InsideTheCloset is one of them. Emma' in Salem for a college show, and shares a memory from a Skype ...
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Closet Is Burning from 2018-10-18T07:00
#InsideTheCloset has had one hell of a week. Emma can't stop throwing up in Ubers, Matteo had article written about him that got his message wrong, and everyone's a little bummed out. That said, we...
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Stick to the Train from 2018-10-11T07:00
#InsideTheCloset is on the hunt this week! For ghosts, professional gays, and a non-Russian to administer botox (seriously, shoot us a DM if you know anyone.) Emma and Matteo haven't seen each othe...
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Lohanging On By a Thread from 2018-10-04T07:00
Hey Closeteers, #InsideTheCloset wants to apologize for the sound quality, but we're getting that solved asap! Other than that, Matteo humiliated a girl like she's never been humiliated before by.....
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Torontreal from 2018-09-27T07:00
We're back! #InsideTheCloset had to take a little break because Emma and Matteo have some big things in the works that made scheduling a little tough. We talk sexy strippers, upcoming Snapchat show...
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Fat Shaming the Teapot from 2018-09-13T07:00
#InsideTheCloset is serving up some hot takes this week. Emma and Matteo share their thoughts on Cardi B V Nicki Minaj, Serena Williams V the US Open, and an article about their Netflix specials. W...
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Do the Leelo from 2018-09-06T07:00
#InsideTheCloset is celebrating the wonderful feedback about the Netflix specials from our Closeteers. We love you guys. Speaking of love, Emma has some big news! We catch up on whatever is happeni...
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Happy Anniversary! from 2018-08-30T07:00
Today on a very special episode of #InsideTheCloset we're celebrating our 1 year anniversary. We look back on all the moments that made our first year so incredible. Then, all the reasons we fuckin...
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MILF Pressure from 2018-08-23T07:00
This week #InsideTheCloset is a little all over the place, literally. Emma's coming to us jacked up on coffee and adderall in LA, while Matteo's busy taking photos of his boyfriend at a rooftop poo...
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The Omarosa Option w/ Patti from 2018-08-16T07:00
Patti’s back on #InsideTheCloset and that little Libra is letting us have it. We talk about Emma’s Twizzler show, and Matteo’s ready to talk LGBT+ representation in media. We even get a little poli...
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The Bitch In Part 2 Featuring Aunt Cindy, Cousin Megan, and Cousin Kelly from 2018-08-09T07:00
This week’s #InsideTheCloset has more everything! More Aunt Cindy, more Cousin Megan, more Cousin Kelly, more Emma and Matteo answering your questions. There’s even a special phone in from Uncle Mi...
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The Bitch In Part 1 Featuring Aunt Cindy, Cousin Megan, and Cousin Kelly from 2018-08-02T07:00
#InsideTheCloset is happy to announce our first ever two part event! You've heard about them before, but Matteo finally brought in his cousins Megan and Kelly, and the LEGENDARY Aunt Cindy! Emma ge...
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Masc For Merlin w/ Henry Koperski from 2018-07-26T07:00
The Canadian health care system fails #InsideTheCloset because Matteo is in Montreal and their so called "universal health care" is actually $300. That's okay though, because Matteo has music man H...
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Brutal in the Face from 2018-07-19T07:00
It feels like the world is on fire, but at least there's #InsideTheCloset right? Matteo is a little worn out by weird French-Canadian press, and the venue Emma performed at over the weekend wasn't ...
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Lesbian Hunger Games from 2018-07-12T07:00
#InsideTheCloset is brought to you this week by Canada. Matteo's in Montreal after visiting Bob the Drag Queen, and he calls in to tell us about missing Kike, using Pokemon to fill the void left by...
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Finishing Kathy Griffin from 2018-07-05T07:00
Happy 4th if July! New York is melting. With our producer out of town, we’re meeting at Matteo’s apartment to record. Please excuse any ambient noise. Emma is still dead set on trying out for the a...
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Lesbian Reawakening from 2018-06-28T07:00
After a bunch of guests, Emma and Matteo are taking this episode of #InsideTheCloset to catch up. Matteo sang in a castle in Spain for a wedding, Emma's continuing her adventures in dating, and Kik...
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Sex Is About Leaking w/ Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson from 2018-06-21T07:00
#InsideTheCloset is joined by podcasting legends Krystyna Hutchinson and Corinne Fisher of Guys We Fucked! Corinne's a little hungover and bruised, Krystyna's got a new fuck buddy, and we don't kno...
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Skeletor Off w/ Evan Williams from 2018-06-14T07:00
#InsideTheCloset makes another historic first! This week we're joined by heterosexual comedian Evan Williams. Evan and Matteo take turns impersonating each other and Skeletor, while Evan and Emma r...
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Good Good Comedy Live! from 2018-06-07T07:00
Philadelphia, we came, we saw, we really hated that smoothie place Fuel! #InsideTheCloset recorded at the Good Good Comedy Club, and we had a blast! Matteo is sweating cheesesteak, Emma's into lion...
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Vaginal Recoil w/ Patti and Mike Taveira from 2018-05-31T07:00
This week #InsideTheCloset welcomes special guests Patti and Mike Taveira! With this many gays things were bound to get wild. We get into an argument as old as time: who works harder, tops or botto...
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Yoga Butt Blasters from 2018-05-24T07:00
#InsideTheCloset finally sees Emma and Matteo reunited! Matteo talks his beef with the Catholic church, does his longest Liza impersonation to date, and gets limes thrown at him. Emma gets into hot...
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Hunk-a Hunk-a Luncheon from 2018-05-17T07:00
We have a first this week at #InsideTheCloset. Emma and Matteo are BOTH calling in this week. Emma is still in Cancun, and Matteo is spending some time with Kike. Him and hunk-a hunk-a are still go...
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The Oxytocin Effect w/ Zara Barrie from 2018-05-10T07:00
This week on #InsideTheCloset we're joined by Go Magazine Editor Zara Barrie! Emma literally takes notes on how to be a lesbian, and Matteo's showing his boyfriend around New York. We discuss the e...
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F**k Maggie Haberman from 2018-05-03T07:00
Emma's calling into #InsideTheCloset from beautiful Cancun. While she deals with older gays and birds, Matteo talks about Michelle Wolf's White House Correspondent's Dinner. We take questions about...
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The Lesbians of Rochester from 2018-04-26T07:00
Emma and Matteo finally have a chance to catch up on this episode of #InsideTheCloset. Emma and Canada are donezo, but she had a great time at the GLAAD awards. Matteo is looking for free flights t...
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Scissor Sisters w/ Gale from 2018-04-19T07:00
You've heard the stories, and now Gale is finally on #InsideTheCloset! Gale tells us about retreating into the woods to become fully lesbian, Matteo talks about Mariah's big announcement, and Emma ...
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NYC Podfest Live from 2018-04-12T07:00
#InsideTheCloset wants to give a big shout out to @NYCPodFest for hosting our third live show! We had an audience full of fans who came out on a Sunday night to show their support. Matteo talks mor...
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Fleet of Pies w/ Monet X Change and Patti from 2018-04-05T07:00
#InsideTheCloset is giving you all the bang for your buck with a two for one special guest appearance by Monet X Change and Patti! We are getting into everything this week talking drag race, 7th gr...
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Jersey Fingerbang from 2018-03-29T07:00
#InsideTheCloset is coming at you simultaneously from our New York studio, and Matteo's boyfriend's bed. Matteo explains his nightmare of a travel day, and introduces us to his boo. Emma shares her...
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Condiments Like Yourself from 2018-03-22T07:00
It's snowing in New York, and it's tearing #InsideTheCloset apart! Matteo had to fly out early because of the weather, so this week it's all Emma. She catches us up on her crush and wants help open...
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The Comedy Episode from 2018-03-15T07:00
Emma and Matteo are FINALLY reunited on a very special episode of #InsideTheCloset. They give you all the tea on just how much clawing, crawling, and desperation it really takes to make it in comed...
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Devil's Fish from 2018-03-08T08:00
Emma's phoning it in from LA this week, and Matteo is finally home in New York. #InsideTheCloset finds one of our hosts covered in hives, and the other one getting in bed with a sexual superstar. E...
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Squeeze Box from 2018-03-01T08:00
Matteo is back from Spain, but his whirlwind romance seems to have knocked the wind out of him. While he recovers, #InsideTheCloset presents a very special episode we recorded before he left with o...
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Fairy Drag Mother w/ Miz Cracker from 2018-02-15T08:00
You've heard about her on the show, and this week we're joined by Miz Cracker and her emotional support human Katelyn. These two are all over the New York drag scene, and they give us a crash cours...
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Criminal Nudes from 2018-02-08T08:00
Things are getting serious, both on #InsideTheCloset and in Matteo's dating life. We answer Haddaway's age old question "What is love," weigh in on nonconsensual nudes, and talk hair. Then get into...
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Cum Gutter Ball w/ Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili from 2018-02-01T08:00
From "Keith and the Girl" we're happy to welcome Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili. These two are podcasting legends and this week, they sit down with Emma and Matteo to discuss budding romance, fail...
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Live from San Francisco from 2018-01-25T08:00
#InsideTheCloset is live! Again! Emma and Matteo recorded this week's show in front of a whole room of fans of the podcast. We wanted to thank everyone for coming out. Matteo's talking about his so...
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Secret Meat w/ Sam Jay from 2018-01-18T08:00
#InsideTheCloset is thrilled to welcome the incredibly talented and funny Sam Jay. The SNL writer sits down with Emma and Matteo to talk about the freakiest sex, answer some rapid fire fan question...
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The Bees and The Bees from 2018-01-11T08:00
It's 2018, and #InsideTheCloset is back to work! Both Emma and Matteo are dealing with relationship drama. The girl in Boston is done, but Matteo has two men after him. We took questions about dati...
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My Date with Liza w/ Taylor Strecker from 2018-01-04T08:00
Happy New Years! #InsideTheCloset is so happy to welcome our first guest of 2018, Taylor Strecker. Taylor and Emma go way back as cohosts of Wake Up With Taylor on Serius XM. She drops by to talk a...
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Pussy Bus w/ Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin from 2017-12-28T08:00
#InsideTheCloset is so happy to welcome Sydnee Washington and Marie Faustin (The Unofficial Experts). They stop by to chat about fisting and lies, give advice about getting into comedy and how to r...
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Too Tired To Cheat from 2017-12-21T08:00
Another #InsideTheCloset where we dive into issues with codependence and adultery in the families, gender, and the logistics of storing pot in one's ass. Also, why therapists are wrong. Learn more ...
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Blow Job Advice w/ Carly Aquilino from 2017-12-14T08:00
Our special guest this week is Carly Aquilino! She tells us all about her boyfriend Matt. Plus, Emma reminisces about giving blow jobs and Matteo might be dying. Then we get to your questions about...
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Call Me By Your Stripper Name from 2017-12-07T08:00
Emma fantasizes about going to a secluded island to have Matteo's baby or making him carry it to term, and that's just the first minute of #InsideTheCloset. Matteo's been busy in Vegas, New Orleans...
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Experts On Nothing w/ Robyn Schall from 2017-11-30T08:00
#InsideTheCloset makes history by hosting our first ever heterosexual guest, Robyn Schall (@robynschallcomic). We love Robyn, and give her two tabs of ecstasy and she loves women for a few hours. H...
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Pocket Gays from 2017-11-23T08:00
Mom's the word on lucky episode 13 of #InsideTheCloset. Emma's back from LA, and we have a lot to catch up on. From fights on the red carpet, to fights at a Hertz, to fights in a bathroom. Learn ho...
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Lesbian in the Lobby from 2017-11-16T08:00
#InsideTheCloset is officially bi...coastal! Emma calls in from LA to catch up with Matteo about life on the set of The CW's "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend". Matteo made the Out100, and posed with a big rubb...
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The Greenest Room w/ Patti from 2017-11-09T08:00
Emma and Matteo's friend Patti (@legalminor) stops by the greenest of green rooms in this week's episode of #InsideTheCloset. Get all the t on Emma's legendary fall down the stairs, and everyone's ...
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Collegiate Closet from 2017-11-02T07:00
Live from William Patterson University, it's #InsideTheCloset! This week Emma has a big career announcement, and Matteo pissed off some Mariah Carey fans. Emma and Matteo took these students to cla...
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Listener Mail from 2017-10-26T07:00
Fans wrote in, and #InsideTheCloset is ready to answer. Emma and Matteo advise listeners on spotting lesbians, lesbians on Craigslist, and gay bar etiquette. Plus, the journey of enlightenment on w...
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I'm Dating My Mother from 2017-10-19T07:00
Matteo gets some “trade” while Emma researches how “lesbians have sex, while also facing a lapse in being sober (which does not have great results for her - or a stair case). Of course, they figure...
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The Secret 2 w/ Frank Liotti from 2017-10-12T07:00
According to today's s guest, actor and comic Frank Loitti (@Frank_Liotti), the second edition of “The Secret” should be called “THE LIE.” Don't miss as the threesome dishes on their favorite drag...
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Gay Conversion Therapist w/ Bowen Yang from 2017-09-28T07:00
Ever wondered what it would be like to have a conversion therapist, who might be gay? Emma and Matteo sit down with hilarious friend, actor, comedian, and producer: Bowen Yang to talk about his exp...
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Brewing Balls from 2017-09-21T07:00
Emma and Matteo answer their first question from a listener! Matteo dishes about his recent hook up in Italy, getting hit on by Clay Aiken, while Emma hashes out her gender identity issues and trie...
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Homophobic Hate Mail from 2017-09-14T07:00
Emma and Matteo dish on how to handle a partner's sudden switch in sexual behavior, explains grinder to straight people, cat fishing, Emma's Craigslist date, and Matteo's recent excursions abroad. ...
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The Hyper Sexualization of Gay Men w/ Mike Kelton from 2017-09-07T07:00
This week comedian and host Mike Kelton comes #InsidetheCloset to dish on the most attractive Trump kid, being a bottom versus a top, bachelorette parties at gay bars, and the power of self actuali...
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How Would WE Have Sex? from 2017-08-29T14:58:23
Emma and Matteo navigate sex with each other, coming out as a furry, pressures of being a top, and the anxieties of being a bottom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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How Would WE Have Sex? from 2017-08-29T14:58:23
Emma and Matteo navigate sex with each other, coming out as a furry, pressures of being a top, and the anxieties of being a bottom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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How Would WE Have Sex? from 2017-08-29T14:58:23
Emma and Matteo navigate sex with each other, coming out as a furry, pressures of being a top, and the anxieties of being a bottom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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