Podcasts by Internet Hate Machine
FACT: the Internet is a terrible place, populated by awful, awful people and memes. Join Chris and Bec as they commit themselves to dissecting the rolling horror of online culture and events on a semi-regular basis.
Further podcasts by Chris Kennett and Bec Petraitis
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EP 2 Maybe we don't need Facebook? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In which Bec and Chris discuss why Facebook Live sucks and dick windmilling blows. | Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod
ListenEP 3 Maybe Pokémon GO is a bad thing? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In which Bec and Chris guzzle Red Bull and ask if it's safe for the geeks to go out on the streets again. | Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/inter...
ListenEP 4 Maybe we shouldn't argue? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In which Bec and Chris reveal their first email addresses, declare fighting on the internet pointless and ask if this is fine, dog. | Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod ...
ListenEP 5 Maybe nothing is happening on the internet? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In which Chris is an Edgelord, Bec is distracted by Mr Robot, Harambe fails to die & we all wait for the disapproval of Mark Di Stefano. | Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/interne...
ListenEP 6 Maybe you should give up and buy an iPhone? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In which Chris asks Bec why she hates the new iPhone, we talk Twitter VS Snapchat and try to help people with their internet queries. | Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethate...
ListenEP 7 Maybe you shouldn't pay for anything? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In which Chris delivers his hot take on email attachments, Bec continues to be sad about her Note 7 (but not as sad as she is now typing this description knowing she'll never have one), we talk 4ch...
ListenEP 8 Maybe we shouldn't record two of these in a row? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In which Bec and Chris give you a bonus episode where they question reality, social media, online food delivery and Cheetos. | Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http:...
ListenEP 9 Maybe you shouldn't Google anything? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In which Bec and Chris troubleshoot the podcast, Dr Google, Airbnb racism, Vine and man cards. | Hate us on social media! | http://facebook.com/internethatepod | http://twitter.com/internethatepod
ListenEP 10 Maybe we should talk to Waleed Aly about social media? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
It's our first episode of 2017 and, as is tradition every 10 episodes here at IHM enterprises, we bring in a special guest to reflect upon the sorry state of affairs that is the internet! Waleed A...
ListenEP 11 Maybe we should remember the good old days? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
After last episode's diversion, Bec and Chris are well and truly back to stupid, terrible reality as they talk reviving the Nokia 3310, remember MySpace, loathe LinkedIn, crash the meme economy and...
ListenEP 12 O Switch, how taste thou? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Bec and Chris tussle with the lure of a new Nintendo console as they analyse its delicious effects on the internet. The duo also investigate the tiring Zoom In meme, the mysterious letters of Patre...
ListenEP 13 Maybe we should restrict all of YouTube? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this super hot installment we talk the fall of CAPTCHA, the rise of YouTube's restricted mode, we head on over to Chris' Internet Philosophy Corner, discuss the greater implications of The Big C...
ListenEP 14 How do we keep kids off the internet? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Your humble hosts try to deploy Bec's dad to give everyone a break from the internet while discussing how to improve on the death of Club Penguin, making the internet safe 4 kidz, avoiding regretta...
ListenEP 15 Maybe you shouldn't make your event into a meme? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Bec and Chris make their triumphant return! Want to catch up on all the horrible things that have happened on the net over the last few weeks? WHY?! But also, this is the podcast for you, I guess. ...
ListenEP 16 Are you with it and is it fire? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
With fire in their tired bellies Bec and Chris are ready to put the 'hate' back into IHM Enterprises! This week in the firing line: Twitter Moments, that weird clapping emoji conversation thing, te...
ListenEP 17 Hot take it or Leavitt from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Less hate this week and more somber seething as Chris and Bec talk about horrible tweets following tragedies, horrible names for companies, excellent Amazon Echo features and horrible amounts of ta...
ListenEP 18 Someone call the Twitter Police from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week in the hatrednator we talk greasy keyboards, this new social media influencer called Smonald Nump (or something like that?), police social media, outsourcing subtweeting, Spongebob chicke...
ListenEP 19 Share if you agree from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Alright alright alright! This week Chris and Bec sort of tell you how to become an Instagram celebrity, praise the almighty leader of the opposition Bill Shareten, give you the latest stock tips on...
ListenEP 20 Socialist Hate Machine with Lucy Valentine from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We continue our long-running tradition of having a guest on every ten eps as internet denizen Lucy Valentine drops in! Lucy helps us navigate socialism, Neopets, respecting women, HanAssholeSolo, n...
ListenEP 21 Remembering the Mooch from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this very recently recorded, now slightly outdated episode of IHM we look back on The Mooch, Trump declaring war on Twitter, Twitter declaring war on success, Lady Doctor, Coffee dad and parents...
ListenEP 22A Password Jesus from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Time for some hateration, holleration in this dancerie that we've called IHM episode 22A. We mourn the loss of America, pray to Password Jesus, ask how many is too many in Facebook limbo, race to 1...
ListenEP 23 Peak Anger from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Grab a handful of chips and chow down on IHM 23! This week we talk about the 7/11 spammers, ask if you've been pwned, discuss the idea of paying for your memories, KFC sponsored tweets, Facebook's ...
ListenEP 24 Podcast for the 65.8 million from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Join us as we pop another unverritfiable load through the machine! Chris and Bec talk all things Chatswood post office, the joys of google news alerts, attempt to explain Verrit, remember 'Leave Br...
ListenEP 25 There's no deeper memeing here from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Chris and Bec luxuriate in the space provided by Twitter's 280 character limit, discuss the worst internet defence, create the long-awaited rival to GoFundMe, bring you one nice thing and then delv...
ListenEP 26 Sauce Code from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Bec and Chris try to spread #DemPosVibes, talk mainlining Neighbours, shout-out to some hard working internet weirdos, respect the online contact forms, find the sauce of this week's stupidity and ...
ListenEP 27 Take My Wi-Fi, Please from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Chris and Bec give you the top secret instructions on how to join Twitter's unverified club, explain why Wi-Fi getting hacked is good for the children and discuss the effects of the #MeToo campaign...
ListenEP 28 The End of the Age of the Edgelord with Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
One of the Two in the Think Tank Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall joins us in the Hate Machine this week as we bring you the very latest in internet bullshit! Al reveals his secret hacker identity, expla...
ListenEP 29 Spoopy from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Try and use your Super Mario Odyssey brain to listen to IHM EP 29! We take a walk through the complexities of New Donk City, discuss how we all know the Lube Mobile Kid (don't @ us), find out some ...
ListenEP 30 Internet Hate Planet from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
For our big 3-0 we are graced by the presence of internet celebrity and excellent human Mr. Nick Mason! We discuss podcast making, slow listening, whether there are just too many darn comic book ad...
ListenEP 31 Bird is the word! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
A short pod is a good pod and a short bird pod is the greatest pod of all! We revel in the horror of someone calling you on Facebook Messenger and our two hosts clash over the Australian #BirdOfThe...
ListenEP 32 Basically a Wagon Wheel from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Hello haters! (is that what we call you? Sorry if you hate it but at the same time that fits) This week we weather the storm of social media reactions, find a potential explanation for Donald Trump...
ListenEP 33 Hot take generator from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Get your hate hat on and your hate shoes, it's time to hop into the machine again! We bring you the very latest information on bitcoin, wrap-up the best thing to happen on the internet this year, j...
ListenEP 34 Miracle on Rule 34th Street from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Grab your festive pitchfork and shake it the tune of an eternally looping Jingle Bells remix - it's the last IHM of 2017! We celebrate Twitter Purgemas, the Pope, fixing Facebook with more Facebook...
ListenEP 35 Twenty Hate Teen from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The hate machine roars to life for another glorious year of internet trash. Meet the new Chris in the new year, we sing the Ballad of Logan Paul, find out why Milkshake Duck is the word, slowly edg...
ListenEP 36 The Tide Pod Lolly Bag Challenge from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Chris and Bec talk distracting things, racist memes, whether the changing of a certain date is on the horizon, why you shouldn't trademark social justice movements, the cursed Bitcoin Report return...
ListenEP 37 Hate-tato from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Look, I'm just going to shout the contents of this episode at you: POISON POTATOES! NIGHTMARE FUEL! WII SHOP MUSIC (IT'S ACTUALLY THE MII CHANNEL MUSIC, SORRY)! LOGAN PAUL AGAIN FOR SOME REASON! FE...
ListenEP 38 Bug out from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Please, bring your bug spray, this episode is hella bugged. We talk shitty,shitty free wi-fi, the fake news media, non-existent lady Doritos, video stores disappearing, Facebook disappearing, Bitco...
ListenEP 39 The Phast and the Phurious from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
COME ON, GUYS. IT'S TIME TO PHAST. We teach you how to see the world beyond your phone, mention the name 'Logan Paul' for the last time, possibly give a bad explanation of Discord, Bec speaks earne...
ListenEP 40 Internet Wholesome Machine with Vaya Pashos from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Neighbuzz host Vaya Pashos joins us for our big 4-0! We talk tumbling around in Tumblr, hear the most wholesome internet entrance ever, what it's like to win podcast awards, why Kony ruined everyth...
ListenEP 41 The Worst Political Outrage in Australian History from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week Bec and Chris finally give the people what they want with their Board Game Corner™, discuss the PM's internet, Facebook recognition, Google deleting your account, you deleting your Vero a...
ListenEP 42 Deeply Disappointing and Irrelevant from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This week Chris and Bec create an audio minefield of horrors for you to try and get through! Clicking! Gross feet! Big eggs! Steamed hams! Russian propoganda propoganda! NEXT!!! Here's the link to...
ListenEP 43 Accountability without endorsement from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
A zippy little pod this week as Bec makes her way through a maxi popcorn chicken, Chris craves the ability to switch between Twitter accounts, we talk tweetdecking (apologies for the loose definiti...
ListenEP 44 Hairdryer chicken is cancelled, everyone from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The Hate Machine is going on a bit of a break after this episode but we'll be back soon! Before then, Bec and Chris talk through their fave times tables, if it's time to delete your Facebook, why y...
ListenEP 45 In The Memetime from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Welcome to the new Internet Hate Machine expanded universe! We explain where we've been, talk banning memes and share two nice things. Further information on those important memes • Gabriel Gundac...
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