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Watching every single episode of the X-Files for the first time, again. No Spoilers.
Further podcasts by Spook Squad 4: Robin, Claire, Tammy, and Brad
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Episode 9x06 – Trust No 1 from 2021-11-10T03:39:11.637232
Go to your nearest cyber-cafe and download Episode 9x06 – “Trust No 1" in which Terry O’Quinn AKA Terrence Quinn AKA Peter/Jerry/Edgar Watts AKA Omar Santiago tries to catch Scully in an old-...
Episode 8x06 – RedRum from 2021-11-10T03:39:11.558117
Will and Chris join us for Episode 8x06 – “Redrum” where backward living Joe Morton races against the clock to stop Spider-man. We learn about the manliest way to get coffee and desperately wa...
Episode 3x12 – War of the Coprophages from 2021-11-10T03:39:11.174611
COCKROACHES!!! PANIC!! PANIC!! Also, Chris from the UK stops by.
Episode 2x02 – The Host from 2021-11-10T03:39:11.056370
This may just be the best worst episode yet. It is disgusting, horrifying, and pumped full of completely unsanitary conditions that may cause you to just set yourself on fire because your life is o...
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Episode 1x15 – Lazarus from 2021-11-10T03:39:10.982643
Alirio pops in before the big game to talk about an even bigger snooze-fest called Lazarus. When Robin's inner-child dies it destroyed a large portion of the recording as well as all our watches (j...
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Episode 1x11 - Eve from 2021-11-10T03:39:10.965082
Colleen joins us to unleash all the X-Files Facts as we learn about some super creepy little girls and the convenient plot devices that they thrive in. Luckily in the end we can all agree that...
Episode 1x10 - Fallen Angel from 2021-11-10T03:39:10.960142
Amberlee joins us as we have discuss “Fallen Angel” Mulder ruins Scully’s weekend by blindly following the advice of a creeper he met in a bathroom. There’s a crotch attacking ghost predator a...
Episode 1x06 - Shadows from 2021-11-10T03:39:10.937009
The ghost of Benjamin Franklin hates throats as much as much as the X-Files hates Iranians. The writers go out of their way to make a character uninteresting and the Costume Department goes out of ...
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Episode 2x07 – 3 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Alirio joins us as well as Tammy and Dan radioing in from their vacation to explain this choose-your-own-adventure of random plotting. If you've ever wanted to watch David Duchovny have a weird gr...
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Episode 2x08 – One Breath from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Dan joins us as we discuss “One Breath” Scully is back, kind of, there's a lot of bonkers boat antics, secret creepo angel kisses, and the lamest choker ever. Also we some serious hand work from Ma...
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Episode 2x19 – Død Kalm from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ah ah Ah ah, Mike joins us as we marvel at Død Kalm and the most ridiculous makeup ever. This is an episode about bad acting choices and even worse beverage choices. It's just like the Philadelph...
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Episode 3x20 – José Chung's From Outer Space from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ina joins us at our favorite sweet potato pie restaurant to discuss Darin Morgan's final episode 'José Chung's From Outer Space.' This ep has the greatest cast ever and enough plot to fill all thr...
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Bonus Episode: Shocker from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
It's time for a Mitch Pileggi party as we watch the insanely wacky 80's Wes Craven romp "Shocker". Check you perimeter and your fake tree and get ready for a truly bonkers horror movie featuring t...
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Bonus Episode: Hard Target from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
If you want to see Lance Henriksen go full-dragon this is the film for you! Call your Daddy and watch 1993's “Hard Target” There's a human hunting operation in New Orleans and there only one gross...
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Episode 2x06 – Ascension from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In this full service episode Mel, joins us to talk about the most awesome mountain grill ever created, the fattening properties of alien desert technology, intricate numerological findings, not-so-...
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Episode 11x10 – My Struggle IV from 2018-03-30T01:00
DJ J-Jon-Jonny-J-Jon joins us for what we all hope to be the final episode of this nightmare Episode 11x10 – “My Struggle IV” in which Mulder and William spend night and day (sometimes in the ...
Episode 11x09 – Nothing Lasts Forever from 2018-03-23T01:00
Join us for Episode 11x09 – “Nothing Lasts Forever” in which we discover what might well be the most inept hour of television ever cobbled together. A former TV star stays young by eating huma...
Episode 11x08 – Familiar from 2018-03-16T01:00
Matt is here for Episode 11x08 – “Familiar” in which the characters of a children's show are used by a which for an ill-conceived revenge spell and an even more ill-conceived story about mob j...
Episode 11x07 – Rm9sbG93ZXJz from 2018-03-09T01:00
Matt and Chris join us for the Kristen Cloke written Episode 11x07 – “Rm9sbG93ZXJz” wherein Mulder and Scully are menaced by robots because they didn’t leave a tip. Most of it makes very littl...
Bonus Episode - Color of the Night from 2018-02-23T01:00
With X-Files on break it’s time for a very special bonus episode 1994’s “Color of Night” in which Bruce Willis steals, fellow psychologist bro, Scott Backula’s life and then has sex with a gir...
Episode 11x06 – Kitten from 2018-02-16T01:00
Ian and DJ Jon J Jnny-J-Jon join us for Episode 11x06 – “Kitten” in which Stingray goes face to tiny face with Haley Joel Osment in a very very convoluted revenge scheme that does not make sen...
Episode 11x05 – Ghouli from 2018-02-09T01:00
Will joins us for Episode 11x05 – “Ghouli” wherein we catch up with Baby William who is a real fucking creep. Also Mulder annoys coffee shop clientele and continues to age into a raisin before...
Episode 11x04 – The Lost Art of Forehead Sweat from 2018-02-02T01:00
Mila and Chris join us for Episode 11x04 – “The Lost Art of Forehead Sweat” in which Darin Morgan returns for kooky antics with his bff Alex Diakun and Reggie Something. We also uncover the m...
Episode 11x03 – Plus One from 2018-01-26T01:00
Jon Pernisek joins us for Episode 11x03 – “Plus One” in which a pair of twins play hangman to create murder doppelgangers of other people to, what can only be described as, limited success. Al...
Episode 11x02 – This from 2018-01-19T01:00
Join us as we endeavor to discuss Episode 11x02 – “This” wherein we eventually work out what the title was in reference to. Who’s Tommy Wiseau-ing the hardest? Does anything happening here ma...
Episode 11x01 – My Struggle III from 2018-01-12T01:00
Unfortunately the X-Files is back, fortunately DJ J-Jonny-jon Pope is here to help us discuss Episode 11x01 – “My Struggle III” which is an interesting title considering part II didn’t happen...
Episode – Case Closed from 2016-11-22T01:00
We did it! We survived all of the X-Files! Join us for one last time… for now, as we discuss stats, scores, monsters, and upsetting fanfiction.
Episode 10x06 – My Struggle II from 2016-11-15T01:00
Ian is here to help us discuss the nonsensical final episode of the X-Files, 10x06 – “My Struggle II” wherein Chris Carter still refuses to understand the concept of DNA. Einstein and Miller m...
Episode 10x05 – Babylon from 2016-11-08T01:00
Ian and Michael David join us for 10x05 – “Babylon” an episode about the fears of old white dudes before Herr Trump rode in on his great white horse to save them. Basically Mulder and Scully t...
Episode 10x04 – Home Again from 2016-11-01T01:00
Michael David is here to help us discuss 10x04 – “Home Again” wherein graffiti OR a sculpture comes alive to thwart people that want to shelter the homeless. Also a prime opportunity for Krist...
Episode 10x03 – Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster from 2016-10-25T01:00
DJ J-Jon-Jonathon and Chris are here to help us discuss the wacky Darin Morgan penned10x03 – “Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster” in which an everyday happy lizard-man is cursed by podcas...
Episode 10x02 – Founders Mutation from 2016-10-18T01:00
Chris and Will are here to help us discuss 10x02 – “Founders Mutation” where we are treated to a story about mutants and family that completely falls apart in retrospect. No unlike the whole W...
Episode 10x01 – My Struggle from 2016-10-11T01:00
Will joins us as we stare into the abyss of Season 10. We say hello and goodbye to poor lil’ Scoops. Meet an Alex Jones metaphor and marvel at the lack of anything happening. Also Scully now s...
Movie – The X-Files: I Want To Believe from 2016-10-04T01:00
Amanda and Matt join us to discuss the second film “The X-Files: I Want To Believe” In which Chris Carter tries to make us sympathize with a magical child molester… seriously. The fears of a m...
Episode 9x19 – The Truth from 2016-09-20T01:00
Michael David and Pat join us for 9x19 “The Truth’ as we close out the original run of this show the only way Chris Carter could, with a boring clip show that pretends to put the pieces togeth...
Episode 9x18 – Sunshine Days from 2016-09-13T01:00
Matt is here to help us discuss 9x18 “Sunshine Days’ Where we’ve never been closer to The Truth. It’s the penultimate episode of the X-Files so clearly it’s going to be about The Brady Bunch. ...
Episode 9x17 – Release from 2016-09-06T01:00
Pat joins us to discuss 9x17 “Release’ In which Robert Patrick has all the acting chops. We meet the biggest creep ever and also a mob connected child murderer. Apparently the FBI has really l...
Episode 9x16 – William from 2016-08-30T01:00
DJ J-Jon-Jonnny Jonathon and Chris are here to discuss the beautiful tapestry that is 9x16 “William’ Wherein Scully is the worst mom ever with the most questionable logic ever. Despite the un...
Episode 9x15 – Jump the Shark from 2016-08-23T01:00
Mila and Will join us for the secret final episode of The Lone Gunmen 9x15 “Jump the Shark’ in which the creators pay more respect to a half-hearted garbage one season spinoff than they ever e...
Episode 9x14 – Scary Monsters from 2016-08-16T01:00
Join us for 9x14 “Scary Monsters’ The human equivalent to nails on a chalkboard, Leyla Harrison, returns to ruin everyone’s weekend. Dogget fails his test to join the Federal Bureau of Imagina...
Episode 9x13 – Improbable from 2016-08-09T01:00
Chris and Matt are here for 9x13 "Improbable" in which Burt Reynolds is God and Reyes is a drunk Fraggle. Chris Carter half-asses his way into a not-musical that is complete nonsense. Mi fa ca...
Episode 9x12 – Underneath from 2016-08-02T01:00
Dan joins us for the wacky adventure 9x12 "Underneath" In which Sheriff Root is so Christian he transubstantiates into an evil Jesus murderer with a screw driver. Also we meet the world's cree...
Episode 9x11 – Audrey Pauley from 2016-07-26T01:00
Jozie joins us for this jaunt into the Twilight Zone in Episode 9x11 – “Audrey Pauley” Reyes leans an important lesson about drinking and driving and Doggett goes bonkers in his quest to stop ...
Bonus Episode: Fire in the Sky from 2016-07-22T01:00
John Doggett, Jim Rockford, Mike Pinocchio, and Elliot from E.T. join together to present the “true story” of Travis Walton’s abduction by aliens. We discuss this 1993 cinematic classic and th...
Episode 9x10 – Providence from 2016-07-19T01:00
We continue onward with Chris Carter’s last minute half-assery in Episode 9x10 – “Providence" wherein nothing reasonable happens. Teliko helps Scully find secret passages and people possibly t...
Episode 9x09 – Provenance from 2016-07-12T01:00
If you like questionable parenting decisions and Chris Carter writing you’ll love Episode 9x09 – “Provenance" in which Damian Dahrke uses his alien totem to try and slowly awkwardly kill Scull...
Episode 9x08 – Hellbound from 2016-07-05T01:00
DJ J-Jon-Jonny-Jonathon Pope joins us for Episode 9x08 – “Hellbound" where everyone’s favorite drunk believes she has been reincarnated to stop a vengeful old-timey prospector turned ex-con fr...
Episode 9x07 – John Doe from 2016-06-28T01:00
Will joins us for Episode 9x07 – “John Doe" in which Doggettt loses his memory and Reyes is drunk (as per usual). We discuss the absolute necessity for shoes at all times and learn that Reyes ...
Episode 9x05 – Lord of the Flies from 2016-06-14T01:00
Prepare for another Kim Manners bug-wranglin’ classic ep of X-Files. Ian and Jon join us for Episode 9x05 – “Lord of the Flies" where we meet our hero Dr. Rocky Bronzino and learn that bug peo...
Episode 9x04 – 4D from 2016-06-07T01:00
Chris and Will join us for Episode 9x04 – “4D" in which Doggett stumbles into the worst parallel universe ever and only through his knowledge of morse code and the actions of Follmer and quest...
Episode 9x03 – Daemonicus from 2016-05-31T01:00
In Episode 9x03 – “Daemonicus" we learn about all the ways you *could* transition between scenes and then see what happens if you choose the wrong ones. Scully and Reyes compete for being the ...
Episode 9x02 – Nothing Important Happened Today II from 2016-05-24T01:00
Michael David returns for the shocking? conclusion to the season premiere Episode 9x02 – “Nothing Important Happened Today II" in which Xena Mermaid Princess battles Knowwle Rowrerereregh land...
Episode 9x01 – Nothing Important Happened Today from 2016-05-17T01:00
Mike joins us for the questionable season premiere Episode 9x01 – “Nothing Important Happened Today" with Xena Mermaid Princess. We learn about Skinner's weird obsession with nameplates and th...
Episode 8x21 – Existence from 2016-05-10T01:00
It’s time for the season finale 8x21 "Existence" in which and everyone’s favorite garbage monster Monica Reyes takes some sneaky glances whilst being the worst at all times. Claire attempts to...
Episode 8x20 – Essence from 2016-05-03T01:00
Will, Dan, and Jozie are here for a head choping goodtime in 8x20 "Essence" wherein the all-new alien menace wants to kill a baby either out of fear of a possible would be magic human skygod o...
Episode 8x19 – Alone from 2016-04-26T01:00
Make yourself a really strong cup of coffee for episode 8x19 – “Alone” in which we meet the most terrifying monster of all time AND a salaMANder. The Lone Gunmen 1x11 “The Lying Game” proves y...
Episode 8x18 – Vienen from 2016-04-19T01:00
Ian joins us for episode 8x18 – “Vienen” in which we tune our unburnt radios to 101.5 to say goodbye to the black oil and the career of Fox Mulder who will hopefully go somewhere and die… agai...
Episode 8x17 – Empedocles from 2016-04-12T01:00
Will joins us for episode 8x17 – “Empedocles” wherein the boy who could fly is now made of evil cgi fire. Reyes and Mulder meet and say seemingly English words at each other for no other purpo...
Episode 8x16 – Three Words from 2016-04-05T01:00
Heidi joins us for episode 8x16 – “Three Words” in which Zombie Mulder is barely back from the dead and already being a dick. Thanks to Knwlle Rrgrgrorer, Little Doggett learns he's never been...
Episode – CleoCast 2525 from 2016-04-01T01:00
This we week we discuss episodes 1x02 “Creegan” and 2x04 “Mauser's Day Out” In which the crew is menaced by an inexplicable clown that was warped by the machinations of Mr. Potter and they lea...
Episode 8x15 – Deadalive from 2016-03-29T01:00
Ian joins us for the handiwork of Chris Carter episode 8x15 – “Deadalive”. Mulder's return from death, autopsy, embalming, and three months in the ground is questionable as Scully 11 month pr...
Episode 8x14 – This Is Not Happening from 2016-03-22T01:00
It's time for everyone to drop to their knees and scream to the skies that Episode 8x14 – “This Is Not Happening” here. DJ J-Jon JonE Jon joins us as we discuss this Chris Carter penned pile o...
Episode 8x13 – Per Manum from 2016-03-15T01:00
We're back for Episode 8x13 – “Per Manum” in which someone finally remembers that Scully is pregnant. There are a grip of flashbacks to when Gillian Anderson had good hair and a lame partner. ...
Episode 8x12 – Medusa from 2016-03-08T01:00
Join us for Episode 8x12 – “Medusa” as we travel into a mysterious train station being menaced by a phantom, or jellyfish, or sweat activated parasites, or a vengeful mute orphan. Frankly we h...
Episode 8x11 – The Gift from 2016-03-01T01:00
DJ J-Jon JonE Jonathon joins us for Episode 8x11 – “The Gift”. Unlike Mulder, Dogget gets eaten and vomited up by a disease-ridden monster and doesn't feel compelled to murder an innocent. We ...
Episode 8x10 – Badlaa from 2016-02-23T01:00
Matt and Mila are here for the confounding and repulsive Episode 8x10 – “Badlaa”. Scully is sad that she's not quite as sociopathic as Mulder and there's a monster that is climbing up the ass ...
Episode 8x09 – Salvage from 2016-02-16T01:00
Hot off the Gaz, Alirio and Chris join us for Episode 8x09 – “Salvage”. Where a man slowly turns into metal monster almost as terrible as his wife. The writers continue to have very little und...
Episode 8x08 – Surekill from 2016-02-09T01:00
DJ Jonny Jon Jon J-Rider joins us for Episode 8x08 – “Surekill”. In which gross creepos do gross creepo things whilst carrying around buckets of dead rats for no discernible reason. Also famed...
Episode 8x07 – Via Negativa from 2016-02-02T01:00
Jon and Mike are honorary members of the Kersh Appreciation Society for Episode 8x07 – “Via Negativa”. Scully calls in sick to the episode and Manliest of Men John Swagger Dogget fights nightm...
Episode 8x05 – Invocation from 2016-01-21T01:00
Alirio is here for Episode 8x05 – “Invocation” Wherein a real douchebag of a ghost kid has a really questionable plan for saving his brother from the creepiest creep ever. Also everyone yells ...
Special Episode - Preparing For The New Season from 2016-01-19T01:00
We are here to tell you everything you might need to know about the first 7.25 seasons of The X-Files before it's inexplicable return. From Conquistador Tree-People to Clone Drone Hybrids this...
Episode 8x04 – Roadrunners from 2016-01-12T01:00
Matt and Chris join us for the questionably titled Episode 8x04 – "Roadrunners" wherein Scully gets kidnapped by an evil parasitic slug worshiping cult. We also spend an inordinate amount of t...
Episode 8x03 – Patience from 2016-01-05T01:00
Everyone is arguing loudly and we have absolutely no clue why. Join us for the questionably titled episode 8x03 – “Patience” Wherein Scully and Dogget go to Gotham to track down the Batman. We...
Episode 8x02 – Without from 2015-12-29T01:00
Jonathon joins us for Episode 8x02 – “Without” In which Mulder continues to battle the evil table whilst everyone else is trapped in a Benny Hill sketch. We question whether these “Alien Bount...
Episode 8x01 – Within from 2015-12-22T01:00
Happy Kershmas, Friends! Amanda joins us as we embark on Terminator Times and reunite with our cupcake baking hero Alvin Donald Kersh. Filipino chess champ Gibson Praise is back to being the k...
Episode 7x22 – Requiem from 2015-12-15T01:00
Jonathon and Paul join us for a farewell to season seven as we Riverdance our way through Episode 7x22 – “Requiem” Scully has a Stingray baby on board and we meet our new favorite character C...
Episode 7x21 – Je Souhaite from 2015-12-08T01:00
Matt, Will, and Mila join us for the magical Episode 7x21 – “Je Souhaite” wherein a scooterbitch gets his comeuppance and Mulder tries to impress his second magic Jinni.
Commentary Episode 7x21 – Je Souhaite from 2015-12-06T01:00
Join us as we record a commentary of our initial viewing of Episode 7x21 – “Je Souhaite” in which Mulder gets a second Magic Genie and Gillian Anderson is a less than stellar mime.
Episode 7x20 – Fight Club from 2015-12-01T01:00
Cowabunga friends, Ian joins us for Chris Carter's handiwork 7x20 – “Fight Club” It's quite terrible. What is happening? Why is it happening? Are the literal cardboard actors better or worse t...
Episode 7x19 – Hollywood A.D. from 2015-11-24T01:00
Grab your popcorn, Mila joins us to discuss David Duchovny's second written and directed ep 7x19 – “Hollywood A.D.” A delightful frothy episode of complete nonsense. We get some proper Stingra...
Episode 7x18 – Brand X from 2015-11-17T01:00
Jonathon and Chris are here to discuss 7x18 – “Brand X” wherein the jigsaw killer plays a game in which he fills people's lungs with bugs. It's super gross and we are all upset at the lack of ...
Episode 7x17 – all things from 2015-11-10T01:00
Michael David joins us for Gillian Anderson's entirely unreasonable directorial debut in the collection of scenes labeled as 7x17 – “all things” in various publications that list/describe epis...
Episode 7x16 – Chimera from 2015-11-03T01:00
Join Claire and Brad, as no one else was brave enough to do so, as we discuss 7x16 – “Chimera” an episode with a surprising lack of chimeras and a surplus of ugly babies and terrifying easter ...
Bonus Episode: Silver Bullet from 2015-10-31T01:00
We get together under a full moon to discuss the 1985 Stephen King classic “Silver Bullet” in which Gary Busey is best/worst creepo uncle ever who makes as many if not more attempts to kill Co...
Episode 7x15 – En Ami from 2015-10-27T01:00
Join us for 7x15 – “En Ami” in which Gillian Anderson gets kidnapped by a lecherous old creep with ulterior motives. We all feel bad for the head of the terrorist organization that was catfis...
Episode 7x14 – Theef from 2015-10-20T01:00
Grab your popping corn and enjoy Episode 7x14 – “Theef” A super creepy tale of vengeful herda hada majicks being unleashed against the greatest guy ever. We also encounter not only the worlds ...
Episode 7x12 – X-Cops from 2015-10-06T01:00
Chris attempts to join us before the harsh realm swallows him whole as we discuss 7x12 – “X-Cops” in which we meet our new favorite characters but get robbed of the chance to meet a wasp-man. ...
Episode 7x13 – First Person Shooter from 2015-10-06T01:00
Will and Mike are for sexist video game nonsense on 7x13 – “First Person Shooter” an episode that breaks new ground for incompetence and bumbling ineptitude in the fields of writing and direct...
Episode 7x11 – Closure from 2015-09-29T01:00
Remember those grieving parents suspected of killing their children and leaving spooky ransom notes? Neither does Chris Carter. But luckily we get yet another resolution to the Samantha Mulder...
Episode 7x10 – Sein und Zeit from 2015-09-22T01:00
We say goodbye to Teena Mulder (hopefully for good this time) in 7x10 – “Sein und Zeit” Mulder is a selfish prick that delays a kidnapping case so as to make sure the world continues to revol...
Episode 7x09 – Signs and Wonders from 2015-09-15T01:00
Evangeline and Alex join us for a real “Oh no… Copperheads!!” situation in 7x09 – “Signs and Wonders” in which Mulder and Scully meet The Devil who is a snake… again. And a grip of creepo Jeez...
Episode 7x08 – The Amazing Maleeni from 2015-09-08T01:00
Heidi and DJ Jon Jonny J Jonathon are here to help us discuss 7x08 – “The Amazing Maleeni” Wherein some asshole magicians pull a heist, Mulder sends an innocent man to prison, and Scully cont...
Episode 7x07 – Orison from 2015-09-01T01:00
DJ Jon Jonny J Jonathon joins us for the return of Donny Pfaster in 7x07 – “Orison”. In which Scully hears a song three times thus proving ??? majicks? Reverend Hershal drills a hole in his he...
Episode 7x06 – The Goldberg Variation from 2015-08-25T01:00
Mila and John help us mousetrap our way through 7x06 – “The Goldberg Variation”. In which Willie Garson might or might not use his windbreaker to be a flying squirrel. Mulder has terrible hai...
Episode 7x05 – Rush from 2015-08-18T01:00
Nutty joins us for 7x05 – “Rush”. Another episode in which people squander their super powers when they could be cracking open ATM's. There's some super questionable technology and even more q...
Episode 7x04 – Millennium from 2015-08-11T01:00
Join us as we say goodbye to the single greatest criminal profiler ever. Chris joins us as we discuss the lackluster 7x04 “Millennium” in which a Millennium Group rando decides to make four (a...
Episode 7x03 – Hungry from 2015-08-04T01:00
It's time to wake up from your mythology coma and watch the shockingly good 7x03 – Hungry. In which a wayward batboy battles his destiny and Mark Pellegrino embraces his. We also learn that a ...
Episode 7x02 – The Sixth Extinction II: Amor Fati from 2015-07-28T01:00
Amanda joins us for 7x02 – The Sixth Extinction II: Amor Fati – Back in Action: The Reckoning 3D: This Time, it's Personal. Apparently nothing that happened in the last episode mattered at all...
Episode 7x01 – The Sixth Extinction from 2015-07-21T01:00
Welcome to the Seventh Season of The X-Files! It's the middle part of a three part ep so you might as well go take a nap in a salad. Luckily Scully with a machete is super foxy. Millennium 3x2...
Episode 6x22 – Biogenesis from 2015-07-14T01:00
It's time for the season six finale as we discuss the theoretically exciting monologue laden kludge 6x22 “Biogenesis” in which magic alien space rocks attack bibles to convey information and M...
Episode 6x21 – Field Trip from 2015-07-07T01:00
Matt Joins us to discuss Mulder and Scully's wacky visit to the mushroom kingdom in 6x21 "Field Trip" Millennium 3x18 “Bardo Thodol” makes almost no sense whatsoever (likely because it has the...
Episode 6x20 – Three of a Kind from 2015-06-30T01:00
Paul and John join us for 6x20 “Three of a Kind” another episode about 1990's America's favorite nest dwelling creep club The Lone Gunmen. We also learn for the 8 millionth time how JFK is the...
Episode 6x19 – The Unnatural from 2015-06-23T01:00
Chris and John Pavlich join us for 6x19 “The Unnatural” in which we are all shocked to learn that David Duchovny is competent at something. Brad makes an impassioned plea for old-fashioned tra...
Episode 6x18 – Milagro from 2015-06-16T01:00
Michael David and Amanda join us to grieve for those poor 30 yr old teenage virgins and Claire as we discuss the blatantly Chris Carter written 6x18 “Milagro”. Millennium 3x15 “Forcing The End...
Episode 6x17 – Trevor from 2015-06-09T01:00
Jonathon joins us for 6x17 “Trevor” the story of a poor man beaten down by the anti-man femanazi system who gains the power to walk through walls and find clothes that fit and the dishonorable...
Episode 6x16 – Alpha from 2015-06-02T01:00
Alirio helps us make sense of 6x16 “Alpha” in which a weredog shapeshifter mails himself to himself as a possible insurance fraud scheme? Also Scully is jealous of a werido Mulder met in a dog...
Episode 6x15 – Arcadia from 2015-05-26T01:00
Chris and Paul join us to discuss 6x15 "Arcadia" in which a gated community is patrolled by a straight up Trash Heap Garbage Monster. In Millennium 3x12 "The Sound of Snow" Detective Sandwic...
Episode 6x14 – Monday from 2015-05-19T01:00
For the first time ever an episode of The X-Files feels repetitive for a reason. For the “TWILIGHT ZONE” inspired 3x14 "Monday" we are joined by Matt and Mila who wouldn't dare compare it to “...
Episode 6x13 – Agua Mala from 2015-05-12T01:00
Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow! You cataracts and hurricanoes! We hunker down with Will and Matt to investigate 6x13 "Agua Mala" in which water turns into a tentacle monster. M...
Episode 6x12 – One Son from 2015-05-05T01:00
Gabby and Jonathon join us as we gather to pay our respects to an American Hero, Champion of the taxpayer, and National Treasure: Jeffrey Spender and discuss 6x12 "One Son". The mythology cont...
Episode 6x11 – Two Fathers from 2015-04-28T01:00
Alirio and Heidi join us for 6x11 "Two Fathers". It's the mythology episode Claire has been begging for! Thrill at the minutes of valuable screen time devoted to an unnecessary exposition mono...
Episode 6x10 – Tithonus from 2015-04-21T01:00
Evangeline and Will join us to discuss 6x10 "Tithonus" in which Scully goes on adventure, with the guy who isn't Ryan Reynolds but might be from the 1940s, to track down a guy that might be fr...
Episode 6x09 – SR 819 from 2015-04-14T01:00
Watch out for the terror-birds and typewriters! Alirio and Alex join us as we marvel at the excitement of violations to bio-medical export laws! The stingray has been poisoned by not-so-nano-r...
Episode 6x08 – Rain King from 2015-04-07T01:00
Chris joins us to discuss 6x08 "Rain King" in which Scully and Mulder play matchmaker in a weirdly asymmetrical manner to coerce, former-SNL-star-turned-craven-conservative-lunatic, Victoria J...
Episode 1x14 – Ranger Jarod from 2015-04-01T01:00
Alirio joins us for the super special episode 1x14 "Ranger Jarod" in which everyone's favorite super smart guy pretends to be an Army/Park Ranger and loses his virginity. Jarod learns about St...
Episode 6x07 – Terms of Endearment from 2015-03-31T01:00
Bruce Campbell is a sadsack demon looking to start a family. Mulder steals garbage to insert himself into a situation that leads to an elderly woman's life being completely ruined. On Millenni...
Episode 6x06 – How the Ghosts Stole Christmas from 2015-03-24T01:00
Nutty and Mila are tricked into coming to our spooky haunted mansion to discuss 6x05 “How the Ghosts Stole Christmas” the fourth wacky episode in a row. In Millennium 3x03 "TEOTWAWKI ” Nationa...
Episode 6x05 – Dreamland II from 2015-03-17T01:00
And now for the shocking conclusion to the two-part body-swap game changer that will truly rock X-Files to it's very core... or not. Ian and Matt helps us try to make sense of 6x05Dreamland I...
Episode 6x04 – Dreamland from 2015-03-10T01:00
It's time for a two-part(?!?) body-swap episode.
*Tumbleweed*
*Tumbleweed*
Evangeline and Ian join us as we try to explain 6x04 "Dreamland" In the Millennium 3x01 "The Innocents...
Episode 6x03 – Triangle from 2015-03-03T01:00
Dan joins us for 6x03 “Triangle” Not a Hoax! Not a dream! Not an imaginary story! Scully is a super badass and we finally get Stingray/Scully kiss we've all been waiting for.Meanwhile Mulder c...
Episode 6x02 – Drive from 2015-02-24T01:00
If you like television shows about people exploding this is the week for you! The tensions have never been higher as Chris and Matt hop in the introtox mobile to discuss 6x02 "Drive". In Mille...
Episode 6x01 – The Beginning from 2015-02-17T01:00
It's time for a new season and 6x01 “The Beginning” in which somehow they have finally decided to have some actual continuity on the show. The world champion chess master of the Philippines is...
Commentary Episode 2x21 Somehow, Satan Got Behind Me from 2015-02-15T01:00
Claire, Tammy, and Brad gather around microphones and record commentary about their dealings with the Millennium Episodes 2x21”Somehow, Satan Got Behind Me”
Movie – X-Files The Movie: Fight The Future from 2015-02-10T01:00
It's time for the first X-Files movie. Matt joins us to discuss bees, herda hada yokel kids, and the proper etiquette for borrowing a friend's clothing. We learn that if you forget the mytholo...
Episode 5x20 – The End from 2015-02-03T01:00
Dan and Mike join us for the season five finale 5x20 "The End" in which a chess-playing telepath from the Philippines is revealed to be the key to ALL of the X-Files. How is this possible? No ...
Episode 5x19 - Folie à Deux from 2015-01-27T01:00
Matt and Mel join us to discuss 5x19 “Folie à Deux” a super bonkers ep about secret bug bosses and the humans that decide to try and assassinate them. We also learn about Teliko's party planni...
Episode 5x18 - Pine Bluff Variant from 2015-01-20T01:00
Pretender expert-by-relation Nutty, Matt, and stowaway Mel join us to discuss the instantly forgettable 5x18 "The Pine Bluff Variant" in which Stingray tricks Mulder into going undercover to i...
Episode 5x17 – All Souls from 2015-01-13T01:00
Emmy and Ina join us for 5x17 "All Souls" in which half-human deformed angel babies are viciously murdered by the most ridiculous CGI angel ever and Scully remembers she had a kid for a minute. In ...
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Episode 5x16 – Mind's Eye from 2015-01-06T01:00
Heidi and Matt are here to discuss the lackluster Episode 5x16 "Mind's Eye" Claire has all the blind facts and Lili Taylor got hazard pay for the chip she had to carry on her character's shoul...
Episode 5x15 – Travelers from 2014-12-30T01:00
Chris Joins for 5x15 "Travelers" an episode with all the trappings of boring fanfiction and the lamest unnecessary explanation for why they are called "X-Files" imaginable. An epic West Side S...
Holiday Special – Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman from 2014-12-25T01:00
Happy Holidayzzz. It's sequel to the most cherished of mutant snowman serial killer classics! Jack Frost ventures to the Bahamas to get his revenge on Sheriff Sam and some super questionable s...
Episode 5x14 – The Red and the Black from 2014-12-23T01:00
A second part of a two-parter that doesn't completely fall apart? Evangeline joins us for 5x14 "The Red and the Black" There's a vague ill-defined war going on between alien factions. Scully a...
Episode 5x13 – Patient X from 2014-12-16T01:00
DJ Jon Johnny Jon and Matt A join us for 5x13 "Patient X" in which Krycek and Cobrakai get super steamy on a ship. We are all shocked to realize Mulder still doesn't believe in aliens (just va...
Episode 5x12 – Bad Blood from 2014-12-09T01:00
It's time for whimsical unnecessary-murder-by-law-enforcement officials as Mulder guiltlessly kills someone because he thinks they might be a vampire. Luckily by Mulder's definition absolutely...
Episode 5x11 – Kill Switch from 2014-12-02T01:00
Let’s hack the planet with Ian and Chris for 5x11 – “Kill Switch” Wherein Scully falls in love with a cyber-raccoon and David Duchovny attempt to make some acting choices. The assisted suicide...
Episode 5x10 – Chinga from 2014-11-25T01:00
Frank Briggs returns to deliver an underwater-garbage-murder-doll to the child of the man murdered by the afore mentioned garbage-murder-doll and his constantly stalked widow in 5x10 "Chinga" ...
Episode 5x09 – Schizogeny from 2014-11-18T01:00
It's "Blame The Interns" Week on X-Files as Ian and Matt join us to discuss Episode 5x09 – "Schizogeny" in which the Lorax defeats Norman Bates-esque woman with questionable fashion accessorie...
Episode 5x08 – Kitsunegari from 2014-11-11T01:00
Chris and Will join us to play the game of 5x08 "Kitsunegari". Who's pushing who in this sequel to "Pusher" and why? We learn the dangers of not keeping your glasses within reach and Sbarro pi...
Episode 5x07 – Emily from 2014-11-04T01:00
Evangeline is here to help us bury Scully's dead monster-garbage-baby in 5x07 "Emily". It somehow goes out of it's way to be mad boring and brings an unmissed David Duchovny back into the show...
Episode 5x06 – Christmas Carol from 2014-10-28T01:00
Happy Holidayzzz! Moira and Josh join us for 5x06 Christmas Carol. It's xmas time and this year we get a (practically) David Duchovny free episode! Though we do have to suffer through Ghost-Ch...
Episode 5x05 – The Post-Modern Prometheus from 2014-10-21T01:00
Matt B and Robin join Tammy to discuss 5x05 "The Post-Modern Prometheus" a "fun" rape episode written AND directed by Chris Carter. Millennium 2x05 "A Single Blade of Grass" puts Frank dangero...
Episode 5x04 – Detour from 2014-10-14T01:00
DJ Johnny Jon Jon and Matt B join us for the insanity that is 5x04 “Detour” A super kooky romp through the swamp with Mark from RENT and conquistador monsters. No joke, that's for serious what...
Episode 5x03 – Unusual Suspects from 2014-10-07T01:00
Mike and Bob join us for 5x03 “Unusual Suspects” It's the Lone Gunmen origin story that you never wanted with the Richard Beltzer crossover appearance that this show doesn't deserve. Also we d...
Episode 5x02 – Redux part 2 from 2014-09-30T01:00
Jason and Matt join us for Redux Part 2 the final part of a three part... epic? Bill Scully Jr. remains the worst. We uncover the questionable dental coverage for the Elders and we repeatedly...
Episode 5x01 – Redux part 1 from 2014-09-23T01:00
We're here in season five! If you love long rambling monologues and the high stakes drama of walking down hallways and attempting to open doors this is the episode for you. Moira endures this ...
Episode 4x24 – Gethsemane from 2014-09-16T01:00
It's the season four finale and we've never been closer to the truth. Alirio (and sometimes Artie) join us to talk about 4x24 – Gethesemane. There's a terrible dinner party and an almost compl...
Episode 4x23 – Demons from 2014-09-09T01:00
Evangeline is invited to our Thomas Kincaid Christmas Cottage for 4x23 "Demons"
Mulder falls down a K-hole and gets shocking flashbacks of things we all already knew. Millennium 1x22 "Pap...
Episode 4x22 – Elegy from 2014-09-02T01:00
Heidi is here to help us get through 4x22 "Elegy" an episode that makes up for it's lack of coherency with a surplus of goofy Unsolved Mysteries CGI ghosts and Millennium somehow finds yet eve...
Episode 4x21 – Zero Sum from 2014-08-26T01:00
Josh joins us and brings the gift of Introtox Bingo (Future guests take note of the gift giving *hint* *hint*) as we discuss 4x21 Zero Sum. The Stingray is doing what he does best... BEING A S...
Episode 4x20 – Small Potatoes from 2014-08-19T01:00
Mike joins us to discuss 4x20 "Small Potatoes" in which Mulder is forced to face the fact he has the personality of damp cardboard after a grip of monster-tail-garbage-rape-babies are born in ...
Episode 4x19 – Synchrony from 2014-08-12T01:00
Moira is here to chill with us for 4x19 "Synchrony" in which a grumpy old time traveler goes on a surprisingly spry killing spree whilst trying to avoid bursting into flames. In a shocking epi...
Episode 4x18 – Max from 2014-08-05T01:00
It's 4x18 "Max" Scully kills Pendrell and Mulder hops on a plane with a radioactive superstructure and a man that should really invest in a new pair of pants. The creepiest Millennium opening ...
Episode 4x17 – Tempus Fugit from 2014-07-29T01:00
In an upsettingily timely turn of events this weeks episodes involve a crashed plane and a state execution. Dave joins us for "Tempus Fugit" in which Mulder possibly gets Pendrell killed. In M...
Episode 4x16 – Unrequited from 2014-07-22T01:00
Nutty visits to discuss "Unrequited" a great episode if you like flags, troops, parades and other terrible things. How long do you have to be in Vietnam before you can inflict floating blindsp...
Episode 4x15 – Kaddish from 2014-07-15T01:00
Mel is here to talk about "Kaddish" an episode about a mud golem that kills racist with his trusty noose and the biggest ring ever. It's super kooky, guys. We also discuss Millennium 1x14 "The...
Episode 4x14 – Memento Mori from 2014-07-08T01:00
Ian joins us for 4x14 Memento Mori. Scully decides to fight her cancer by moving into a hospital. Scully then decides to fight her cancer by moving out of the hospital. Also: Hybrid clones, co...
Episode 4x13 – Leonard Betts from 2014-07-01T01:00
Jon joins us for 4x13 (or 4x12) Leonard Betts the story of a mutated freak minding his own business helping diagnose cancer patients until the least competent coworker ever kills him and force...
Episode 4x12 – Never Again from 2014-06-24T01:00
Jason Abels joins us to discuss 4x12 (or 4x13) "Never Again" Mulder is going on vacation! Unfortunately he's still going to be a huge douche. Scully's daddy issues rear their ugly head again a...
Episode 4x11 – El Mundo Gira from 2014-06-17T01:00
Dan is here in place of Tammy to help us discuss the delightfully insane episode "El Mundo Gira". In which space enzymes that accelerate fungal growth is confused with a chupacabra. Super Mari...
Bonus Episode: Ghost Dad from 2014-06-15T01:00
Here’s a bonus episode that you can enjoy while you are celebrating either being a dad or having one or just knowing one. Sidney Poitier's "Ghost Dad". Is it about a loving dead father or a we...
Episode 4x10 – Paper Hearts from 2014-06-10T01:00
Bob joins us as we watch Mulder lose his mind and commit all the fireable offenses he can think of in "Paper Hearts". Where instead of following logic or law he follows his laser light dreams ...
Episode 4x09 – Terma from 2014-06-03T01:00
Thrill at the easiest escape from a minimum security gulag/day spa! Gasp as Mulder avoids all danger and conflict through a patchwork of plotholes and ridiculous convenience! Weep for the bra...
Episode 4x08 – Tunguska from 2014-05-27T01:00
Trigger Warning for mentions of Beavis and Butthead: Will joins us to discuss "Tunguska" Krycek is back and bruised (repeatedly) and everybody wants to bang it out. Seriously. Everybody. Mille...
Episode 4x07 – Musings of a Cigarette-Smoking Man from 2014-05-20T01:00
Ya know that shadowy unnamed villain? How would you like to know all of his secrets? OR what if we waste over 44 min of your life by giving you a ton of garbage that in no way matches up with ...
Episode 4x06 – Sanguinarium from 2014-05-13T01:00
Steph helps us wade through the muck and mire as we discuss 'Sanguinarium.' If you like incomprehensible plotting and a complete disregard for the basics of logic this ep has your name writte...
Episode 4x05 – The Field Where I Died from 2014-05-06T01:00
Matt joins us as we discuss the hilarious pile of garbage/Kristen Cloke demo tape "The Field Where I Died." Mulder is sacrificing multiple lives in order to try and out-crazy a crazy person wh...
Episode 4x04 – Unruhe from 2014-04-29T01:00
West join us for a super creepy episode in which Scully has been kidnapped, again. Mulder's genie is also in full effect running around and weaving an absolutely insane and wholly impenetrable...
Episode 4x03 – Teliko from 2014-04-22T01:00
Matt stops by to help us despise, hamburgle, and oscillate between shock and amusement on the subject of 'Teliko' the least racist racist episode of X-Files. Meanwhile an old friend returns in...
Episode 4x02 – Home from 2014-04-15T01:00
Guys if you've been waiting for an actually scary episode this is it! DJ_J-Pope_Jonny_Jon_Jon rolls out from his hidey hole to discuss the creepo monster episode 'Home'. Where the monsters are...
Episode 4x01 – Herrenvolk from 2014-04-08T01:00
Dave joins us as we kick-off season four if you love word association and/or suffer from insomnia this is the episode for you! We also announce our 'Introgram X' Contest and talk about the sup...
Episode 3x24 – Talitha Cumi from 2014-04-03T01:00
Do you like super exciting groundbreaking game-changer season finales? , Maybe it's time to branch out and try this episode instead. Steph and Kim join in to discuss Talitha Cumi. It's a mytho...
Episode – Intro To Mysteries from 2014-04-01T01:00
In this episode we learn about the hard physical evidence of The Men in Black, the escapades of a larger than life hero, the ghostly antics at the General Wayne's Inn, a lost mob treasure, Gua...
Episode 3x23 – Wetwired from 2014-03-25T01:00
DJ Johnny Jon J Jonathon is here to blow our minds as we discuss 'Wetwired' an episode in which Scully goes so cuckoo banana cakes crazy that she could be mistaken for Mulder. We also learn ab...
Episode 3x22 – Quagmire from 2014-03-18T01:00
Mel and Matt join us as we continue to define words and explain the bare basics of logic and semi-critical thinking. Meanwhile Mulder chases a lake monster (seriously) and Scully transfers her...
Episode 3x21 – Avatar from 2014-03-13T01:00
Alirio joins us as we talk about the acting chop laden Stingray episode "Avatar", in which Scully learns some shocking truths about her one true love and has to reevaluate her entire life. Mak...
Episode 3x19 – Hell Money from 2014-02-26T13:00
Fire up the panpipes of xenophobia, Mulder and Scully are headed to Chinatown, where Lo Pan and his army of Jabbawockeez rule the night and fill its citizens with dread….and frogs. Also, Glen ...
Episode 3x18 – Teso dos Bichos from 2014-02-18T13:00
The jellicle moon is shining bright as Mike joins us to talk about "Teso dos Bichos" It's a nebulous tale of Ghost Were-Jaguars/Rats/Cats that makes even less sense as we discuss it.
Episode 3x17 – Pusher from 2014-02-11T13:00
Hooray! Evangeline joins us to discuss 'Pusher,' the first competently written episode in some time. We are reunited with one of our favorite actors ever and The Stingray is revealed to have s...
Episode 3x16 – Apocrypha from 2014-02-04T13:00
Paul Maki is here, along with some other interlopers, to help us uncover the secret of the ooze 8 levels underground as we discuss 'Apocrypha'. Scully and Stingray's secret liaisons are furthe...
Episode 3x15 – Piper Maru from 2014-01-28T13:00
Krycek is back, The Stingray is down, and there's an old man babbling an incoherent Chris Carter monologue. Moira visits as we navigate a lot of flashbacks and some truly industrious black oil...
Episode 3x14 – Grotesque from 2014-01-21T13:00
Watch out there's Were-Goyles running amok, or something. We have no clue what the hell is going on but it's full of shenanigans. Zoe helps us decipher "Grotesque" in which Mulder and his form...
Episode 3x13 – Syzygy from 2014-01-14T13:00
In this cuckoo-bananas episode, Des (and West) join us as we watch Syzygy in which Chris Carter does his best Darren Morgan impersonation. The stars and planets align with a specific town that...
Episode 3x11 – Revelations from 2013-12-31T13:00
Oy. Matt joins us as we scrape the bottom of the bucket and watch the dismal torture ride labeled “Revelations” in which it is revealed that Scully is just as horrifically awful as Mulder and ...
Episode 3x10 – 731 from 2013-12-24T13:00
Bob hops into our train-car of plot convenience as we race through a discussion of "731" Which is roughly the number of different shadowy secret mystery people organizations that are holding b...
Holiday Special – Jack Frost from 2013-12-21T13:00
In this charming holiday tale a serial killer dies, comes back as a snowman, and wreacks havoc on the town of Snowmonton OR a town of maniac serial killers led by a sociopathic child king atte...
Episode 3x09 – Nisei from 2013-12-17T13:00
If you like creepy ladies rocking the worst fashions OR completely unnecessary boat scenes: This is the episode for you! Nutty helps us stay awake through Nisei an episode that should be inter...
Episode 3x08 – Oubliette from 2013-12-10T13:00
Will helps us navigate “Oubliette” a super creepy episode made creepier by Mulder's constant attempts to bang the adult analog for his sister. Scully is over these whiny sadsack kidnap victims...
Episode 3x07 – The Walk from 2013-12-03T13:00
Matt joins us as we discuss "The Walk" in which a government sanctioned murderer is upset when he loses his arms and legs whilst doing the job of being a government sanctioned murderer so he s...
Episode 3x06 – 2Shy from 2013-11-26T00:00:01
In this episode debriefing, Screename: DJ_J-Pope_Jonny_Jon_Jon joins us in our online internet chatroom to chat about a guy that sucks the fat out of lame sadsacks that are probably better off...
Episode 3x05 – The List from 2013-11-19T13:00
Welcome to the most boring episode about a murdering prison ghost ever created. Jon is peer-pressured to join us as we drink an extra strong cup of coffee to talk about "The List" In a shockin...
Commentary Episode - Monkey Shines from 2013-11-17T13:00
In this super special secret episode we are talking a little time away from X-Files to torment Robin whilst he's not here to defend himself.
It's called an old-fashioned Monkey-Shiner for ...
Episode 3x04 – Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose from 2013-11-12T13:00
Despite a ton of technical difficulties we successfully thwarted all trickster god shenanigans and recorded this episode. Dan joins us from his doll room to discuss the greatest episode of X-F...
Episode 3x03 – D.P.O. from 2013-11-05T13:00
Yikes, guys we are all going to have to come together to get through this one. Shane joins us as we struggle through D.P.O. --it's an episode. We grieve the loss of George the Cow and 44 minut...
Episode 3x02 – Paper Clip from 2013-10-29T13:00
Things are bonkers as Nazis, bumbling assassins, scurrying aliens, and everyone's favorite sleepytime Navajo Albert get up in the mix for 'Paper Clip' Dave returns to try and make sense of it ...
Episode 3x01 – The Blessing Way from 2013-10-22T13:00
Welcome to the third season, where things are just as ridiculous as ever. Dave joins us as we learn why your health insurance doesn't cover trips to the rez for medical treatment. Scully is be...
Episode 2x25 – Anasazi from 2013-10-15T13:00
It's a shocking season finale cliffhanger as Jodie eXplodes onto the scene to chat about 'Anasazi' We've never been closer to the truth and it's bigger than we ever realized as Krycek is back ...
Episode 2x24 – Our Town from 2013-10-08T13:00
Nutty hops over to discuss Cannibal Shenanigans and the failure of an objectivist super hero in the episode 'Our Town'. We talk about bizarrely orientated mirrors, Scully's continued kidnap counter...
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Episode 2x23 – Soft Light from 2013-10-01T13:00
Steph joins us from the shadows to discuss 'Soft Light' It's an emotional roller coaster as Brad loses his one true love to the most nonsensical plot ever derived. Vince Gilligan makes his wri...
Episode 2x22 – F. Emasculata from 2013-09-24T13:00
Claire is away but Jon is here to lay down the law on a panic inducing terror ride. Scully is murdering people and Mulder is either too close to the truth, not ready for the truth, or complete...
Episode 2x21 – The Calusari from 2013-09-17T13:00
Matt and Scribbles the Stowaway Clown join us to puzzle out 'The Calusari', bad parenting,
and ugly children. Is it the Devil, Hitler, a possession, or a dead shadow twin? The answer is, ...
Episode 2x20 – Humbug from 2013-09-10T13:00
Chris transmats in to discuss 'Humbug' wherein we encounter the most terrifying monster ever to appear on X-Files: Jim Rose. Claire attempts to drive Tammy insane via Entomophagy and Darrin Mo...
Episode 2x19 – Død Kalm from 2013-09-03T13:00
Ah ah Ah ah, Mike joins us as we marvel at Død Kalm and the most ridiculous makeup ever.
This is an episode about bad acting choices and even worse beverage choices. It's just like the Ph...
Episode 2x18 – Fearful Symmetry from 2013-08-27T13:00
Alex drops by with animal facts aplenty as we discuss 'Fearful Symmetry' The spiritual story of an unnatural love triangle, some invisible beasts, and meddling aliens with really shoddy gps. <...
Episode 2x17 – End Game from 2013-08-20T13:00
Ina chills with us as we talk about the conclusion to last week's cliffhanger 'End Game' for Fox Mulder and the birth of one of the coolest super-villains ever. Skinner is a super badass and t...
Episode 2x16 – Colony from 2013-08-13T13:00
Moira and Davis join us for the episode 'Colony' AKA wacky phone tag. Abortion providing alien community theatre actors are being turned into shoe killing slime and the only people that can st...
Episode 2x15 – Fresh Bones from 2013-08-06T13:00
Paul Maki climbs out of the freezer room to talk with us about the reign of Colonel Tiny Eyes, Voodoo, and everyone's favorite french fry loving were-cat ghost: Chester Bonaparte. Also we lear...
Episode 2x14 – Die Hand Die Verletzt from 2013-07-30T13:00
April visits to talk about Die Hand Die Verletzt. If you enjoy sky toads, monster snakes, and lackadaisical devil worshipers being thwarted by the devil's elaborate murder tricks this might b...
Episode 2x13 – Irresistible from 2013-07-23T13:00
Zoe takes time away from her hair and fingernail collections to join us as we talk about 'Irresistible' The creepometers are off the charts as we learn all about Skip's replacement Donny Pfast...
Episode 2x12 – Aubrey from 2013-07-16T13:00
We welcome Heidi to discuss 'Aubrey' -The most bonkers episode ever. A Woman loses all bodily autonomy because her grandfather was a rashy rapist and then she made the mistake of partaking in ...
Episode 2x11 – Excelsis Dei from 2013-07-09T13:00
If there's somethin' strange in your old folks home
Who ya gonna call?
A somewhat indifferent-to the plight of rape victims FBI profiler and an ill-defined doctor of forensic pathology...
Episode 2x10 – Red Museum from 2013-07-02T13:00
As Mulder and Scully eat ribs and hang out with a weirdo vegan cult a super creepy child predator uncovers the massive conspiracy that was so big and secret and close to the truth that it killed De...
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Episode 2x09 – Firewalker from 2013-06-25T13:00
Jonathon Pope visits as we watch 'Firewalker'. Again nature plots to destroy humanity but this time with unnecessarily improbable silicon-based fungal throat-boners. Mulder and Scully are back in a...
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Bonus Episode - Leprechaun in the Hood from 2013-05-28T13:00
Yo Zombie Fly Girls and Guys, thanks to Robin's antics we are here to bring another super special bonus episode. He's been to Jenifer Aniston's House, Houdini's Tree, Vegas, and Space and now the L...
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Episode 2x05 – Duane Barry from 2013-05-21T13:00
Bob is here to talk Duane Barry. Duane Barry is in a world of trouble and not even Duane Barry, armed with all the Stravel brochures in the world can get Duane Barry out of this one. Also Muldoor l...
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Episode 2x04 – Sleepless from 2013-05-14T13:00
Des pops in to talk about 'Sleepless' and Mulder's super-shifty new pal Krycek. Candyman is playing Freddy Kruger Dream Warrior Games and things are more dangerous now than ever before, again. This...
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Bonus Episode: My Stepmother is an Alien from 2013-05-12T13:00
Here’s a bonus episode that you can enjoy while you are celebrating either being a mom or having one or just knowing one. It’s a special little movie that is in no way a dark allegory for child abu...
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Episode 2x03 – Blood from 2013-05-07T13:00
Happy Cinco de Mayo! Silent co-host Kim unmutes again as we talk about the wackiness that is 'Blood' whilst raising our Blood Alcohol Content by playing an introtox drinking game! It's a super awes...
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Episode 2x01 – Little Green Men from 2013-04-23T13:00
Oh dios mío! We are finally into Season 2 and it's like we just started a new show! Should this have been the pilot? Tammy thought so! Meanwhile, Claire is seeing leprechauns, Robin is lashing out ...
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Bonus Episode - Stephen King's "IT" from 2013-04-18T13:00
After surviving the first season of X-files we decided to take a look at the Clown behind it all and watch Stephen King's "IT". A film based on an equally insane novel. Join us in our celebration o...
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Episode 1x24 – The Erlenmeyer Flask from 2013-04-16T13:00
We did it! We're heroes! It's the season finale and our silent co-host Kim is finally allowed to speak as we discuss 'The Erlenmeyer Flask.' There's murder, monkey shiners, inept intelligent-design...
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Episode 1x23 – Roland from 2013-04-09T13:00
Dare gets the unenviable task of joining us to talk about Roland. It's an episode, and we can all agree to that fact. Hey, remember in the last episode where an innocent person is possessed by a bl...
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Commentary Episode 2×15 Ascension from 2013-04-05T00:00:01
As Baywatch Nights week winds down Robin and Tammy were supes jealous they didn't get to do a commentary so we remedied that. Here's another wacky little chestnut bonus commentary track for the awe...
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Commentary Episode 2x7 Curse of the Mirrored Box from 2013-04-03T00:00:01
On an early Monday morning Claire called me up and I inadvertantly recorded it. So here ya go It's a bonus commentary track for the awesome episode of Baywatch Nights "Curse of the Mirrored Box" An...
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Episode 2x05 - The Circle of Fear from 2013-04-01T01:00
Grab your baseball bat and oversized shorts, Alirio enters the circle as we discuss the prequel to Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode of Baywatch Nights “The Circle of Fear.” We discuss Ryan's drawer...
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Episode 1x22 – Born Again from 2013-03-26T13:00
Unfortunately Tammy is dead, but luckily she is possessing/reincarnated as Matt he/they join our guest Des as we are forced to endure the episode "Born Again."Thrill as Mulder and Scully bust a rei...
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Episode 1x21 – Tooms from 2013-03-19T13:00
In this super-rad episode Moira visits and we discuss the return of everone's favorite child predator Doug Hutchinson as Eugene Victor Tooms. We learn the shocking truth about the Frank Briggs and ...
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Episode 1x20 – Darkness Falls from 2013-03-12T13:00
Stay out of nature, people. How many times do I have to warn you? Bob joins us to talk about Monkey-Wrenchers, questionable plotting, and terrifying swarms of super creepy insects. Also, how bonker...
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Episode 1x19 – Shapes from 2013-03-05T13:00
Matt climbs back into the ring to talk about Shapes, AKA Sheriff Hawk vs Werewolf. The writers kind of try to not be racist. Sculley tries not be incompetent. Sneaking Fox tries to, hang around unt...
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Episode 1x18 – Miracle Man from 2013-02-26T13:00
This is the episode where Robin gets his revenge on all of us. Poor Heidi unwittingly joins us for the worst episode of X-Files. Rage and general mockery reign supreme. I denounce and reject Chris ...
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Episode 1x17 – E.B.E. from 2013-02-19T13:00
Back by sheer willpower (and sheer willpower alone) Robin takes back the reigns of the podcast. Matt visits to talk about the twisty turn-y, and often douchey machinations of Deep Throat. We meet t...
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Episode 1x16 – Young at Heart from 2013-02-12T13:00
Breaking News: Robin has been fired for his crimes against humanity. Luckily Matt is here to take his place and keep this ship running. Mel, joins us to discuss giant plot holes, super questionable...
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Episode 1x14 – Gender Bender from 2013-01-29T13:00
Des joins us as we bang our head against a wall trying to figure out the machinations and motivations of Unhygienic Mud Golem Pheromone Extruding Shape Shifting Amish Space Aliens. Space mayonnaise...
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Episode 1x13 - Beyond the Sea from 2013-01-22T13:00
Ina stops by to discuss “Beyond the Sea” or as Netflix might call it “Definitely Not Beyond the Sea” Major Briggs uses his white lodge powers to turn Scully into a whiny child that cannot reason h...
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Episode 1x12 - Fire from 2013-01-15T22:00
Chris joins us to help monitor the constantly shifting wacky accents of the supposedly ubiquitous Mark Sheppard. Things get hot as Mulder inexplicably finds himself wanted by two women and som...
Episode 1x09 - Space from 2012-12-25T01:00
Alex joins us from the road as we discuss the wackiness of Ghost-Martians telling us what to do via crazy old former astronauts. We question the lack of chain of command and a lot of other things i...
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Holiday Special - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians from 2012-12-24T10:00
Wowey-wow! Blast off for Mars, with Santa and a pair of Earth kids! Science-Fun-Fiction at its height! SEE: The Martians Kidnap Santa from his loveless marriage at his mediocre booze soaked North P...
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Episode 1x08 - Ice from 2012-12-18T13:00
We're not as mediocre as our catchphrase, We're not as mediocre as our catchphrase, Val joins us at our New and Noteworthy arctic ice base on the internet as we take a cold look at what is clearly ...
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Episode 1x07 - Ghost in the Machine from 2012-12-11T15:00
Hey, Hey, Hey! Mel joins us to talk about phone freaks, data travelers, electro wizards, techno anarchists, and the COS. Things turn dark and uncomfortable as Robin unleashes a torrent of foot feti...
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Episode 1x05 - Jersey Devil from 2012-11-27T15:00
Gather round and listen to the Uncle-John-Cast, Dan joins us as we try to stay awake long enough to talk about this snooze-a-thon 5000. Mulder falls in love with a feral human that is in no way a '...
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Episode 1x04 - Conduit from 2012-11-20T19:00
Bam! Steph joins us in this cuckoo-bananas episode as we try to figure out what the hell a "Conduit" is. Mulder needs to be under investigation by Chris Hansen. We learn all about bad tattos, bad ...
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Episode 1x03 - Squeeze from 2012-11-13T12:00
Moira joins us in our bile nest of fun as we watch a super creepy episode. The Female Bashing Investigative Agency is in high form in this episode as Scully is torn between douchebags and Old Spook...
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Episode 1x02 - Deep Throat from 2012-11-06T16:00
Claire is off recovering from being blinded by a flying tortilla chip, luckily Matt and Mel are here to help us discuss the most lackluster and boring of all X-Files.
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Episode 1x01 - Pilot from 2012-10-30T09:00
It's the pilot episode and when it comes down to it we have no clue what the hell happened. Robin gets things started by lowering the shame bar as far as possible with dark revelations from his pas...
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Episode 0 - Intro To Intro To X from 2012-10-13T01:00
This Podcast is out there. If you like introductions, this is the unnecesary formality you've all been waiting for! Who are we and why have we agreed to watch the every episode of the X-Files? All ...
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