Podcasts by IRL UK Podcast

Episode 133: Love conkers all, serially good wallpaper and some old faves from 2018-10-05T05:00

It’s a special episode this week as it’s the start of IRL’s MATERNITY LEAVE. But before we go, we’ve got four new totally horrendous and ridiculous stories – and two old favourites to celebrate....

Episode 133: A knicker-loving pussy, googly eyes and celebrity juice… from 2018-09-21T05:00

No, this episode is not a Keith Lemon tribute – it’s waaaay more gross than that. Yep.

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Episode 132: Spunkin’ ghooooost, baby trouble and writing in plain sight from 2018-09-14T09:26

What’s the spunkin ghoooooost? Is it something really cryptic and a funny play on words? Absolutely not, friends.

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Episode 131: Hamster havoc, a ghost baby and a naughty gold finger-er from 2018-08-31T05:00

If you wanted to steal a load of gold, what would you do? Well, let’s just say, after weeks of waiting, we’ve finally got an UP THE BUM story.

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Episode 130: Ear Ear Mr Spider, a busy bush and beware the iced gems from 2018-08-24T05:00

There’s plenty of nudity in this week’s episode… and two animals, who – while one may appear cuddly – are APPARENTLY, just as terrifying (they’re not really, squirrel guy needs to calm down). Listen

Episode 129: Shark baby, passport phot-no, and soft play slurs from 2018-08-17T05:00

Never work with kids, animals or grandads the saying goes – so we’ve shoved all of them into this week’s episode. Of course.

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Episode 128: Donkey Schlong, lady beer and an eye-worm from 2018-08-10T05:00

Even the title this week, when made ‘safe’ for publishing, sounds really bloody gross doesn’t it? Soooooooorry. You’ll enjoy it though, we PROMISE (ok, we think you will).

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Episode 127: Black pudding, a ruptured airway and a HARD burial from 2018-07-27T05:00

Is this episode super-phallic? Why yes, it is. So get stuck in…

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Episode 126: A real Kinder Surprise, ghostwatcher todger and a pee-gasm from 2018-07-20T05:00

There’s a lot of rude stuff in this week’s show – it’s ideal for six-year-old boys, which is, of course, our ideal level.

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Episode 125: Hot DAWG!, a sore throat and ponying about from 2018-07-06T05:00

What WOULD happen if a wrapped hot dog flew at your face at a million miles an hour? Well, seeing as you asked, we’ll tell you, in this here episode.

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Episode 124: Brooklyn Beck-sham, stock shock and a toffee crisp from 2018-06-29T05:00

Sadly, no toffee crisp free with this episode, just loads of laughs. That’s better right?

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Episode 123: Obscene aubergine, ferris wheel fail and PEEPIN’! from 2018-06-15T05:00

You know what’s easy as 1-2-3? Finding loads of weirdos to feature on this show. Oh, and if you’re home alone this weekend, maybe don’t listen to the last creeeeeeepy story.

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Episode 122: Squid mouth, potato bath and plane stinky from 2018-06-08T05:00

SQUID MOUTH. Squid. Mouth. Sure you might not know all the details, but you know it's gonna be gross. But guess what? That's not even the most gross thing on today's show.

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Episode 121: Artisan Dwarf Cabbage, the magic pen of sex and a zombie alert from 2018-06-01T05:00

Something in this episode makes Rhiannon laugh so much she cries… and it doesn’t even involve tha peen. True story. So listen up… don’t worry, there is some gross stuff too.

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Episode 120: Potat-oh-NO, kids swing and vape japes from 2018-05-25T05:00

Some deep questions in this week's episode... like, 'If you were to use a vegetable as contraception, which vegetable would you use?' And also, why is it ok for vapers to BLOW THEIR BUBBLEGUM FL...

Episode 119: An unexpected drop-off, plugs in the garden and your friendly neighbourhood petrol station from 2018-05-18T05:00

What do you get from the petrol station? The odd Lion bar? Some petrol (don’t worry, we can’t afford cars either)? A tin of travel sweets? We can promise you, you won’t guess why the guy on this...

Episode 118: A high raccoon, a frank-inserter and ‘Where’d I put that spare charger again?’ from 2018-05-11T05:00

OBVIOUSLY we don’t condone drugs, but if we did, we’d have to admit the idea of a high raccoon is pretty funny. If you want to know what a frank-inserter is, you’ll have to listen, because we ca...

Episode 117: Seagull riot, up the bum lots of harm done and pickled peens from 2018-04-27T05:00

Ain’t no party like a seagull party! Woooohoooo! And it’s a good job we never printed those t-shirts, because as one of this week’s stories proves, LOTS of damage can be done…

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Episode 116: Arthur FOWL-er, a hole in one and some Grand National riders from 2018-04-20T05:00

It’s pun-tastic this week, because, GUESS WHAT? All of those stories are much ruder than they first appear. OF COURSE THEY ARE.

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Episode 115: A dirty pint, extreme tattoo removal and an uber uber from 2018-04-06T05:00

This week guys, Anna has got a treat for you. And it’s a Sunday Sport special. Yep, get ready for outlandish outrageousness on toast.

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Episode 114: Siamese wars, Family cloths and Toffee Crisps from 2018-03-30T05:00

Happy Easter everybody! For this week’s podcast, we’ve packed it with stories as sick as you’re gonna feel after eating all those eggs – yeah, we see you.

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Episode 113: Fishy pants, double business and queen of dragons from 2018-03-16T06:00

13 is unlucky for some, so think how bad a HUNDRED and 13 could be… but not you lot, because there’s another TOTALLY HILARIOUS podcast out today. Just for you. Brilliant.

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Episode 112: Elf yourself, the biscuit thief and a cognac chugger from 2018-03-09T06:00

We’d hate to say no animals were harmed in the making of this podcast, but some bad stuff happens guys… it’s just not our fault though, so…

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Episode 111: A polyamorous goose, a cowscape and a doggy mummy from 2018-03-02T06:00

Accidentally an animal semi-special. NO, not like that, as in a PART special. Jeez, you guys are gross.

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Episode 110: Finger necklace, a flushed hamster and a pizza stalker from 2018-02-23T09:43

110! We should be dead now! Or put down.

We’ve got some pretty gross stories this week, so maybe don’t listen over breakfast, if you’re not a fan of using body parts for necklaces.

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Episode 109: A four bird roast, a camel beauty contest and the world’s loneliest gannet. from 2018-02-16T06:00

Yes, there are two bird-themed stories in this week’s podcast, but don’t worry, no animals were hurt in the making of this podcast… well, only emotionally.

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Episode 109: A sexbot sandwich, a toilet snake and a very realistic sex doll from 2018-02-09T06:00

What would you do if your partner came home and uncovered you cheating on them? Well, you’d pretend your bit on the side was a doll… wouldn’t you? Wouldn’t you?? NO OF COURSE NOT.

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Episode 108: ‘My 300-year-old pirate hubby’, ‘I thought it was Taco Bell, but it was a bank!’ and ‘Man’s best friend?! My dog murdered me!’ from 2018-02-02T06:00

Not sure why, but we felt all this week’s stories should be in first person magazine headlines. Why not eh? It just kinda worked…

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Episode 107: Black pudding, a poop knife and ‘Eamonn Holmes’ from 2018-01-26T06:00

FOR LEGAL REASONS THE STORIES DISCUSSED IN THIS WEEK’S ABSOLUTELY FILTHY PODCAST HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ACTUAL EAMONN HOLMES.

However, they do include stories about chicken nuggest, T...

Episode 106: Curtain ring sting, a Lucozade lover and airplane shame from 2018-01-19T11:11:49

We don't know why, but there's a bit of an airplane theme to this week's episode... though of course, when it comes to us, it's never glamorous travels.

Also, could you drink 20 litres...

Episode 105: Fare todger dodger, Bell End and a sick stat attack from 2018-01-12T06:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR SICKOS!

We’re back, it’s 2018… and nothing’s really changed.

Running through the six weirdest stories of the week – including a special report on what everyone...

Episode 104: Mustache-ho-ho-ho, sex with a gho-ho-host and a rude sausage ro-ho-ho-ll from 2017-12-22T06:00

HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

Merry Christmas one and all.

Here is our present to all of you – another epis...

Episode 103: Granny’s baubles, eye-watering stunts and a naughty sausage roll from 2017-12-15T06:00

IT’S (nearly) CHRISTMAAAAAAAS!

And as our present to you, this episode, including stories that will make you gasp, cry and possibly vom.

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Episode 102: A violent withdrawal, an electrifying high and Baaaaaaarack Obaaaaama from 2017-11-24T06:00

There are a LOT of animals in this episode. Which is, quite frankly, ideal.

If you’re already over all the festive sweetness, this week’s episode is the ideal antidote because, as ever...

Episode 101: Up his wotsits, a white (nosed) wedding and trump avoids jail from 2017-11-17T06:00

We’ve JUST recovered from our 100th birthday hangovers, and are back with just as much filth as ever.

Nothing’s changed, except that we’ve found even more weirdos.

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Episode 100: IT IS OUR 100TH BIRTHDAY!!!! from 2017-11-03T06:00

WE ARE 100!!! We should really grow out of this... but we NEVER will. We promise.

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Episode 99: Everybody was kung poo fighting, good mourning and a toilet snake. from 2017-10-20T05:00

Don’t you just LOVE a 99 – lovely creamy ice, er, cream… and a chocolatey treat. Perfect for a summers day. Well, this episode is NOTHING like that. Of course.

Plea...

Episode 98: Lippy jewellery, baby gravy allergy and smelly stimulation from 2017-10-13T05:00

This episode is powered by SQUASH. Have you heard of it?Remember that story about the lady bread… well get ready for the necklace jewellery. Ready? You’re not… we promise.Please continue to review ...

Episode 97: MM-Ah No Mate, ghosting of nightmares and a plucky pensioner from 2017-10-06T05:00

Guys, Anna punched a fly! This and other absolute gems on this week’s IRL UK podcast… it’s pretty gross. Even by our standards.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast...

Episode 96: Tyrannosaurus Vexed, a VERY hard surgery and a Slimming World collapse from 2017-09-29T05:00

We’re pretty happy with our dinosaur pun, we hope you’ll appreciate it when you come to the story – and not judge us for laughing quite a lot. NO-ONE JUDGE US. Even though we’ve spent the whole epi...

Episode 95: John Virgo, iron face and a death-defying dragon from 2017-09-22T05:00

You will not BELIEVE what a John Virgo lookalike gets up to in this week’s episode. Actually, if you’ve listened to IRL UK before, you might have some idea…Please continue to review us on iTunes by...

Episode 94: That poopy date story, goldminger and a roasted chicken from 2017-09-14T23:00

SORRY, after a week off, we're FINALLY here with our take on that first date poopy window horror story. And our take is mainly, LOL.Also, this week we seriously ask you, 'Would you buy a tshirt say...

Episode 93: OMG OAPs, thumthings mithing and Donkey dong from 2017-09-01T05:00

Do you know what 93-year-olds like us like… all manner of dirty things. Just like the OAPs we chat about in this episode.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in yo...

Episode 92: A bum dealer, a lush death and a sanitary reason for arrest from 2017-08-25T05:00

HIYA. We’re back. As we are ever Friday. Just FYI.And after WEEKS of searching, we finally found a story that is about something up the bum. Woohoo!Please continue to review us on iTunes by searchi...

Episode 91: Naughty minions, tasty testes and a needle d*ck from 2017-08-18T05:00

This show was supposed to be quick, because Rhiannon and Anna are off to the pub – but we also couldn’t help ourselves wittering on, when it came to these stories. We’ve got a new meaning to the ph...

Episode 90: Harry PXXXtter, creepy toddler and snake-fodder from 2017-08-11T05:00

Hey! We made the title kinda rhyme! Kinda… Happy 90th to us. What did we do on our 90th birthday, you ask? Talked about whether it hurts to be stung by a bee more on your bell, or your shaft. Fun t...

Episode 89: Hammer-headed larks, Fly-lashes and bum rats from 2017-08-04T05:00

Hiya! We’re back with a load of good stuff this week – and some stuff that will make you feel slightly nauseous. But isn’t that why you love us? We hope so. Fans of Jammy Dodgers and Ja Rule are al...

Episode 88: Pirate radio, feels for eels and hairballin’ from 2017-07-28T05:00

Guess what? We’re drunk again! Oops.That won’t stop us bringing you the weirdest stories from around the world that are happening… IN REAL LIFE.Well, aside from those tantric hugs… we’re gonna just...

Episode 87: The Handsmaid's FAIL, very dirty dancing and gnome mooning from 2017-07-21T05:00

Oh HI, sorry, we didn't notice you there, because we were SO PLEASED with ourselves coming up with that top Margaret Atwood-related pun. Wow.Anyway, we promise the show gets better, mainly because ...

Episode 86: Nutella bum, sexy breastfeeding and holy Jose from 2017-07-14T05:00

Every week we bring you some of the weirdest stories around, but this week we feel like we’ve found a real load of… characters.How many jars of Nutella do you think you could eat? What football man...

Episode 85: A Dreamboyz come true, a dog mayor and a goose thong from 2017-06-30T05:00

We are serving you up some real classy shiz this week IRL fans… double animal stories, some manhood stuff, some poop stuff and one that is frankly one of the worst bits of DIY we’ve ever heard of.I...

Episode 84: Nut gravy, a right dummy and some unb-air-able idiots. from 2017-06-23T05:00

Nut gravy – not gravy for vegetarians. Very much, errrr, not vegetarian actually.Talking of funny food, this episode also includes contains some people who think you can survive off air. Guess how ...

EPISODE 83: The vampire diaries, a fidget spinner winner and a total balls UP from 2017-06-16T05:00

And we mean a TOTAL BALLS UP. Want to know what we’re talking about? Well it’s worse than you could imagine. This week we’ve got fidget spinners, vampires, a ghastly tattoo and a mystery pooper. Ye...

Episode 82: Exploding balls, a sh*tty strip club and a real wrench from 2017-06-09T05:00

We're back again, again!Take your mind off all things political and basically anything important and come join us for some absolutely truly disgusting stories that we can't even mention in this des...

Episode 81: Avoca-NO, a boob bite and a dire doggy from 2017-05-26T05:00

WE. ARE. BACK. Thank you for your patience. And we are still pretty disgusting. This week we’ve got loads of the usual type of real life stories that will have you cringing, crying (hopefully with ...

Episode 80: A chicken burglar, a ball blender and a double bubble pregnancy from 2017-04-28T05:00

We are 80! 80! We should be maturing… NAH Don’t worry, we never will. To prove it, this week we’ve got some stories at various body parts, from balls to ovaries, some freaky relationships and, well...

Episode 79: Hot gnocchi, preggo prossie and hands down the funniest toilet story… from 2017-04-21T05:00

OH HAI THERE IRL UK LOVERS!

This week we’ve got some particularly disturbing stories, but – according to Anna’s law – as long as we only say poop and not p*o, then we’re all good. We hope ...

Episode 78: Leeches, furries and 2Pec from 2017-04-14T05:00

There are some CLASSIC IRL UK stories in this week’s episode. Some are so vile that we couldn’t even include them in the episode title.

Anna claims one is her FAVOURITE story so far… so t...

Episode 77: A mobile brothel, a robot wedding and a fancy piece of jewellery from 2017-04-07T05:00

We are BUZZING to tell you about the fancy piece of jewellery, can we just say?!

When we get to that bit in the podcast, that joke’s going to really make you laugh, ok?

Anyway, ...

Episode 76: (B)Ed(ding all the ladies) Sheeran, fishy bum and mum’s special soap from 2017-03-31T05:00

THIS EPISODE IS IN NO WAY INTENDED ON BEING LIBELLOUS ABOUT ED SHEERAN AND ANYWAY WE’VE GOT NO MONEY SO DON’T BOTHER SUING US COOL THANKS.

If you think fishy bum and mum’s special soap sou...

Episode 75: Cement mixer-up, a five-legged lamb and Ponda from 2017-03-24T06:00

“What the eff is ponda?” we hear you cry. Well, there’s only one way to find out – by listening to this week’s IRL UK Podcast.

You will of course find out much more than that… like how se...

Episode 74: A Miranda Hart-on, a naked clown and Diego the tortoise from 2017-03-17T06:00

OH HI THERE, have you voted for us in the British Podcast Awards yet? If not, we’re not sure this episode will persuade you… Only joking, of course it’s brilliant as ever and jampacked with stories...

Episode 73: The Rightful King of England, A Deadly Porn Stash and Something a Bit Alien from 2017-03-10T06:00

We have got some CRACKING stories for you this week… and a right old range. Yes there’s the general gross out stuff, but there’s also some royal business. Hark at us!

If you enjoy the podc...

Episode 72: A killer foo foo, a bagel brawl and Sue Barker’s wire hanger from 2017-03-03T06:00

WHAT IS THAT TITLE ABOUT?

We think it might be our maddest ever. Anna and Rhiannon have certainly brought you a diverse smorgasbord of stories today. Though, if you are eating a smorgasbo...

Episode 71: Fake babies, skoda sex and the world’s most annoying wedding from 2017-02-24T06:00

WE ARE BACK!

Are you excited???

Well, you should be – there are SO many good stories that we’ve been waiting to do while Anna’s been in Oz, and she’s only gone and brought one b...

Episode 70: Sheila Louise, mermaids and some Mumsnet Madness from 2017-01-27T06:00

OMG we’ve reached pension age, there is NO denying it.

Don’t expect us to slow down though… there’s some more ridiculous stuff than ever this week. If you enjoy stories that include massi...

Episode 69: A very hard boss, a sex trifle and a horny driving licence. from 2017-01-20T06:00

It’s episode 69! And we’ve only just realised it, so didn’t make enough rude jokes. 69! LOL.

Ok, we did remember to tell loads of good stories though – they’re packed in this week. There’s...

Episode 68: Mystic veg, ham(ster)ing it up and a cat litter mix-up from 2017-01-13T06:00

Vegetables are good for a lot of things. But are they good for telling the future? In this week’s IRL we discuss this and MANY more questions, like, is it really that weird for a monkey and a deer ...

Episode 67: Lemon meringue pie, a bananas robbery and David Walliams’ tiny teeth from 2017-01-06T06:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM ANNA AND RHIANNON. We’ve only got one new year’s resolution… lose three stone! No, we’re joking – it’s to bring you better stories than EVER. And we start today with some incred...

Episode 66: A hail of dildos, extreme cat-calling and a bum set of Christmas lights from 2016-12-23T06:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ANNA AND RHIANNON. As our present to you, here is a lovely episode of IRL UK Podcast. This week we’re semi-festive… and the best part is, it’s all totally clean and not rude an...

Episode 65: Bananaface, an angry goat and accidents happen from 2016-12-16T06:00

HIYA! Nearly Christmas, but don’t worry – there’s literally NOTHING remotely festive about this week’s IRL UK. There two pretty horrific stories involving men’s members, a terrifying goat, a mean d...

Episode 64: Breakin a pizza my heart, black Christmas and Donald Trump the lollipop man from 2016-12-09T06:00

If things are truly terrible, there’s only one thing to do – laugh. So we think our Donald Trump story this week will at least lighten your spirits slightly.

There’s also some alien conspi...

Episode 63: The Manne-KILL challenge, a black Friday TV and taking a love for turkey too far from 2016-12-02T06:00

It’s December! It’s basically Christmas now. But don’t expect things to be cheery over here on the IRL UK Podcast!

Well, of course Anna and Rhiannon are happy to see you guys, but apart f...

Episode 62: Sexy nachos, horsing about and inflatable love from 2016-11-25T06:00

It’s been a weird week – loads of strange stuff going on. But you’ve also sent us loads of stories, so when it comes to this week’s show – well, you’ve only got yourselves to blame, really.
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Episode 61: Chopstick-it-up-there, digging your own grave and wedding ring sting from 2016-11-18T06:00

If you were thinking about settling down for a nice plate of noodles with chopsticks while listening to this week’s show – we’d advise maybe just thinking again. No rush. Like, do listen… but not n...

Episode 60: Pregnant by Jesus, making love to the earth and an egg-citing discovery from 2016-11-11T06:00

There’s a LOT going on today… a LOT to make Anna mad. But that’s ok, because it makes for a good podcast. You’ve got a lady who says she’s pregnant by Jesus and some fools who think having sex with...

Episode 59: Sexy vans, flammable surgeries and salty smoothies from 2016-11-04T06:00

Look guys, there’s no kebab toes this week (RETCH) but there’s some pretty rough stuff floating around. Don’t blame us, blame THE HUMAN RACE. We’ve got a classic case of car loving, an unfortunate ...

Episode 58: Pizzles, nappies and “Have you got any ID love?” from 2016-10-28T05:00

Where do you keep YOUR ID? Your purse? Your top drawer? Or in an ‘intimate place’? Find out what one woman chose and why it put her in trouble (and hospital) in this week’s show.

There’s ...

Episode 57: Old member, a hallucinating hero and toyboy aerobics from 2016-10-21T05:00

OOPS – the first THREE stories this week are all about men’s bits. Soz. You love it though right? You tune in for that stuff!

There are also three stories not directly related to ‘combine ...

Episode 56: A scary, hairy cucumber, a vibrating belly and some sesh gremlins from 2016-10-14T05:00

Oops… there are accidentally THREE stories this week about the male anatomy… well four if you count fake models of the male anatomy. OH WELL. That’s what you came for right? Don’t worry, there’s a ...

Episode 55: A musty hive, a big nasty party and lovin your grandpa from 2016-10-07T05:00

"55, Musty Hive", as the bingo callers say. And funny enough, we've got a musty hive that features prominently on today's show. What are the chances? After Rhiannon's SELFISH holiday, we're back to...

Episode 54: Fish and You’re Knicked, a two c*ck honeymoon and Robot Wars from 2016-09-23T05:00

Oh hai! Thanks so much for coming back. You’re our favourite. To say thank you, we’ve got six amazing stories this week. From the cock that caused trouble on a honeymoon to a robot war over a robot...

Episode 53: A rough first time, an imaginary murder and an over-sharing mum from 2016-09-16T05:00

It’s not our birthday anymore!

But luckily there are loads of totally ridiculous stories to keep us happy as can be. And don’t worry, now we’re a year old, we’re not going to get all matur...

Episode 52: IRL UK TURNS ONE YEAR OLD, fting trapped balls, a man going Big Willy style and some large ambitions from 2016-09-09T08:19

GUYS WE MADE IT TO A YEAR OLD!! How exciting!

This week on our special birthday podcast beware of party popper noises, but also the usual VILE and ridiculous stories we usually love to bri...

Episode 51: Creepy clowns, the long drop and Eiffel in love with you from 2016-09-02T05:00

In today’s IRL there are stories to make you RETCH, to make you wince and scream with fear. So that’s fun, right?

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Episode 50: Dodgy droids, dodgy remotes and dodgy surgeons from 2016-08-26T05:00

Everything is DODGY this week. Thanks to our listeners this week, who sent us a load as weird AF stories.


The stories are that good that we reckon this is probably our longest episod...

Episode 49: Pokemon poking, dumpster diving and a rubbish roomba from 2016-08-19T05:00

Isn’t it great when all the weirdos in the world unite and make sure the title of your podcast is alliterative?

Alongside this lot, we’ve got a crashing cruiser, and wheat-based wedding an...

Episode 48: IRP worm, the dog and bone and a café that sucks from 2016-08-12T05:00

More great stories this week so well done world on being totally ridiculous. We can’t thank you enough.

From the worm funeral, to the dog who found a sex toy, we can’t help but feel like t...

Episode 47: A drunk horse, strippers at a funeral and powder where it shouldn’t be from 2016-08-05T05:00

Anna and Rhiannon made it back from Skegness alive and relatively well.

Luckily there are some INCREDIBLE real-life stories around this week to pick us up after drinking all of the booze i...

Episode 46: Smashed seagulls, a blistered member and a lady furball from 2016-07-29T05:00

Yet again, Summer 2016 is knocking it out of the park when it comes to IRL fodder. Today we’ve got some drunk seagulls for you, some Skeggy news, a blistered member, a windy flyer, a furball in LIT...

Episode 45: A brainy burglar, a stinky transplant and a Pokemon poker from 2016-07-22T05:00

Morning/Afternoon/Evening/Happy Nightmares dear listeners! We say it often, but this week Anna 100 per cent genuinely nearly vomits on the desk. And of course Rhiannon can barely speak for laughing...

Episode 44: Swinging from the (church) rafters, Nudefest 2016 and the bike seat sniffer from 2016-07-15T05:00

SOMETIMES, we make our titles a bit subtle, but when you’ve got stuff going on like we’ve got stuff going on this week, sometimes it’s just best to let you know what you’re in for.

Also ge...

Episode 43: Amazon Amanda, hairy haberdashery and laughing on the inside from 2016-07-08T05:00

We are a TRAINWRECK today dear listener. Rhiannon hasn’t slept for chasing Calvin Harris and Anna's left her lunch at home – she’s PRETTY mad about it.

Luckily, there’s loads of weirdos do...

Episode 42: Wee worms, solo sausages and some a-poll-ing news from 2016-07-01T05:00

We're all feeling sad... some things are probably in retrograde, the skies are falling down and Anna's got a cold. But one thing you can always rely on is IRL UK Podcast to be all kinds of wrong th...

Episode 41: Members, todgers, choppers, trouser snakes, purple soldiers and tally whackers from 2016-06-24T05:00

Guys, this is basically a man-parts special. It was only a matter of time, but totally organically, Anna and Rhiannon managed to get six stories about… well, you get it.

What else do we ne...

Episode 40: Drinking the church wine, working from home for your boyfriend and starting love late in life from 2016-06-17T05:00

THIS IS 40. We are middle-aged. We never thought this would happen to us.

To 'celebrate' we have got some cracking stories as ever. There's breastfeeding story you all messaged us a...

Episode 39: A (garlic) pressing matter, double (Chuckle) vision and tomat-oh-no ketchup from 2016-06-10T05:00

This week's episode is a half a Sunday Sport Special and a sixth a Hull special. What more could you want from life?

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Episode 38: Ghostly films, a snakey surprise and a very saw face from 2016-06-03T05:00

Ghost-hunting gone wrong, a terrifying toilet ordeal, a love of inanimate objects, a very saw face, some ecosexuals and a smelly supermarket sweep. These are the elements which make up this week's ...

Episode 37: A doggone idiot, hide and freak and a man who needs to get something off his chest from 2016-05-27T05:00

Wow, have we got some good stories for you today. If you're a fan of dogs, OAP weddings, hide n seek, Game of Thrones, grave-digging OR men with boobs, then today's episode is for you.

Don...

Episode 36: A smelly curry, a headbanger and a dirty old fox from 2016-05-20T05:00

HI GUYS! We’d say there’s 90 per cent less death in this week’s podcast, so that’s exciting right?!

In fact, some of this week’s stories are positively uplifting. Ok, ONE is uplifting. It’...

Episode 35: An atomic wedgie, a very yucca-situation and a scary final supper from 2016-05-13T05:00

Today episode if preeeeetty dark, but still hella funny. Well, unless you are one of the people featured in today’s show.

Some items that feature in the stories in this week’s show: not-so...

Episode 34: Heaven-sent, a fizzy drink and a billy goat duff from 2016-05-06T05:00

WARNING. Something around the last third of this show is SO INSANELY INSANE that Rhiannon screams pretty loudly.

Aside from THAT THING, there's a whole host of madness on this week's IRL.....

Episode 33: Monkey tips, fishy bait and a bum invention from 2016-04-29T05:00

OH HAI!

It's us again!

Are you looking for some freaky goings-on? We've got LOADS this week. In fact, we've got seven instead of six... aren't you lucky!

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Episode 32: Yak-ing on, a hairy tummy and a bad hook-up from 2016-04-22T05:00

WE ARE BACK!
Sorry about our week off. We'll never do it again. Ok, we'll TRY never to do it again.

This week, please enjoy the stories that we have brought together just for YOU becau...

Episode 31: Socks for eyebrows, chairs for dinner and alligators for pets from 2016-04-08T05:00

Why use the right thing, when you could use the wrong thing? Otherwise, how would we fill a whole episode of IRL UK every week?

This week, socks for eyebrows, chairs for food, dolphins for...

Episode 30: That's What I Go To School For, rugger mad and Free Willy from 2016-04-01T05:00

When Busted wrote the song, That's What I Go To School For, we don't think they had the lady featured in today's show in mind. Joining our naughty teacher are an Aussie rugger boy, a dolphin, some ...

Episode 29: Head banging, Mr Stunz and Natwest piggy banks from 2016-03-25T06:00

We kick off this week with one of the grimmest stories we've had on IRL for a way... head banging fans, you're gonna like it. There's also Old Nick (not that one), the stigmata girl, Mr Stunz, some...

Episode 28: Special twins, special rings and special potatoes from 2016-03-18T06:00

Everything is precious to someone. This week, they include a very intimate ring, a woman's day, a dear greeting ("Hi honey!") a lunch worth fighting over, some incredible Nik Naks and some very rar...

Episode 27: Goosing around, Til death don’t us part and a meditation sensation from 2016-03-11T06:00

Twice in one week! Aren’t you lucky! This episode of IRL is brought to you by the frankly unbelievable stories of the corpse brides, the childish car, the lift of horrors, an intense meditation sit...

Episode 26: Extreme tree hugging, munching mussels and getting fruity from 2016-03-07T15:30

A THOUSAND APOLOGIES YOUR PODCAST IS LATE… but to make up for it, we’ve got some really, really horrendous stories, you lucky things… Munching mussels, ghostly crooks, fruity shenanigans, tragic Sh...

Episode 25: McGee, Rodney and Ruslin from 2016-02-26T06:00

Dear listener,
Here’s some things you can expect during the course of this podcast: Rhiannon to basically fall asleep with her eyes open before collapsing in a fit of delirious laughter, Anna t...

Episode 24: A drunk monkey, a caught short passport and Vanilla the VW from 2016-02-19T06:00

Plenty of characters to keep us amused this week... the stinkiest dinner in the world, the drunkest monkey in Brazil, the sassiest of gal pals, the dumbest passport holder, the dumbest dog-lover an...

Episode 23: Double goat, Central Park cannibals and seeya later alligator from 2016-02-12T06:00

THIS IS A CORN CHOWDER FREE ZONE. However, we can’t promise you there won’t be some stuff in here that will make you pretty sick. Candidates for stomach-churning this week include the sister and br...

Episode 22: Stuck on you, a bum shot and a Beale-y bad tattoo from 2016-02-05T06:00

This episode of IRL UK Podcast contains the best story we've probably ever discussed. Maybe not one to listen to over your cornflakes though lads.
Also contains the tales of a Beale-y bad tatto...

Episode 21: Dangerous driving, silly swing and bizarre babies from 2016-01-29T06:00

Every week we worry that we’ll run out of freakish nightmares… but yet again, the human race didn’t let us down. This week Anna and Rhiannon dissect a world record breaker, a cat woman, the world’s...

Episode 20: Face Off, a true (eye) baller and an Empire State of Mind from 2016-01-22T06:00

It may seem from the title of this week's show that there's going to be a lot of pop culture references. But NO. This is all IN REAL LIFE. The face-off carwash, the rude lake, the naughty booths, t...

Episode 19: A bionic horn, the parasite and a clueless search party from 2016-01-15T06:00

You know the drill - we're full of weird stuff again... The worst organised search party ever, a bionic horn, a rogue shopping basket, a parasitic twin, a tong swallower and a very special rap. &#...

Episode 18: Team sports, a quality idea and Mr Tickles from 2016-01-08T06:00

We've been off for two weeks so there's a LOT to discuss: the friends who had a team sports issue, the guy that ended up in an OAP home, the natural gym, a (not so) quality idea, a terrifying Mr Ti...

Episode 17: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! A dangerous game of hide n seek, Christmas with the Colonel and a man who didn't just WISH it could be Christmas every day from 2015-12-24T06:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ANNA AND RHIANNON! In this week's episode we bring you a whole host of Christmassy stories, which are - of course - totally weird. Beneath our imaginary story tree, you'll find...

Episode 16: An avian officer, Ian Kognito and an old dog (with no new tricks - lame) from 2015-12-18T06:00

Some fascinating characters in today's show... Some actual pigeon detectives, Ian Kognito, a man who had an unexpected surprise, a man who made a pleasant discovery, GB's oldest dog and yes, we tac...

Episode 15: A handy angel, child's play and campervan fun from 2015-12-11T14:45

This one's a rollercoaster ride... experience the highs and lows as we discuss (deep breath) the father and daughter who want their baby back, the man who cut off his own member, the hand angels, t...

MIDWEEK SPECIAL 1: Tales of a real life real life journalist from 2015-12-09T06:00

We cover some crazy real life stories on IRL UK - but what's it like on the frontline, working for a Real Life magazine? For our first occasional midweek special, Real Life journalist Laura joins u...

Episode 14: A lady loaf, the Goatman and a bad Santa from 2015-12-04T06:00

Sorry everyone in advance: we're hungover. But, in our dedication to bring you the best stories of the week, we battle through to present you with... The goatman, the married man who's marrying his...

Episode 13: Postbox passion, a Kinder Surprise and abusing the referee from 2015-11-27T11:26:36

Today's show is brought to you by the following people... The mailbox lover, the Kinder Surpriser, the lustless lover, the hate-filled husband, the Taylor Swift fan and the referee hater

Episode 12: The sausage castle, multi-tasking mishaps and the perils of all-you-can-eat from 2015-11-20T11:39:39

A lot of life lessons this week... There is a sausage castle, animals just wanna be free, be careful how you review books, there IS a limit to the unlimited pancake offer at Denny's, women can't al...

Episode 11: Jacko's ghost baby, grim lady gardens and a very dangerous game from 2015-11-13T10:16:45

There are many strange and horrible things in this world. This week, we've plucked out just six of them, you lucky things.

See from 2015-11-06T10:53:36

More frankly unbelievable, but actually REAL LIFE stories from Anna and Rhiannon. This week we discuss the Halloween costume that wasn't all it seemed, being trapped in undesirable places, that you...

Episode 9: Pricasso (not a typo), ghostly relations and Mother and Daughter time. from 2015-10-23T13:23:46

If you thought you knew all the body parts you can paint with, that ghosts aren't sexy, that cats aren't important business, that biting is off limits when it comes to fights, and that there's no c...

Episode 8: Drunk ducks, Clown Town and what did the Cat Man do? from 2015-10-16T10:55:50

Ever wonder what happens if a duck gets drunk?Why there are Clowns stalking Kent?What would happen if you woke up just before your autopsy?How you'd deal with having no... privates?If carrots are w...

Episode 7: Big balls, dozy burglars and blooming bollards from 2015-10-09T09:23:59

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Episode 6: Red stag horns, dodgy docs and a love bus from 2015-10-02T15:42:01

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Episode 3: Mystery meat, engorging and fan fiction fun from 2015-09-17T16:58:05

In this week's IRL: Mystery meat drops, engorged manhoods, a blind wannabe and Coronation Street fan fiction.Incredibly, includes Anna revealing her own teenage Hanson-based fan fiction.

Episode 2: A stalking squirrel, light-travelling naturists and a blind-baked cake from 2015-09-17T16:49:07

In this week's IRL: A morning glory surprise for some Liverpool residents, a stalking squirrel, naturist chat and a cake with an identity issue.

S...

Episode 1: Favours for Quavers, pervy poltergeists and possessed puppets from 2015-09-17T16:41:18

In this week's IRL: disgusting favours for Quavers, an unfortunate nightclub accident, a pervy poltergeist and a possessed puppet.

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