Podcasts by Japan By River Cruise

World Suicide Prevention Day (w/TELL outreach director Selena Hoy) from 2021-09-10T08:00

Selena Hoy, outreach director from Suicide Prevention Lifeline, TELL, stops by to talk about the different cultural approaches to managing mental health, and why English-speakers in Japan can be...

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The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (w/Hiromu Nagahara) from 2021-09-03T10:01:05

Hiromu Nagahara talks about Princess Mako's engagement and upcoming move to New York and the split in Japanese public opinion, between nationalists, who are angry, and normal people, who don't c...

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The Big 97: Sometimes We Like Japan (w/Brian) from 2021-08-27T10:24:19

An hour-long celebration of JBRC's 97th episode!
We take a moment to catch up and make sure Ollie is actually surviving, roast some headlines, and have an extremely rare dis...

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Land of the Rising Floodwaters (w/ Dr. Wesley Cheek) from 2021-08-20T11:00

After the unprecedented rain and landslides in western Japan, disaster sociologist Dr. Wes Cheek talks about the country's future, and how facing the...

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Paralimited Access (w/Mark Bookman) from 2021-08-16T11:49:07

Disability activist and historian Mark Bookman talks about how accessibility progress is bolstered by the international spotlight of the Paralympics but hampered by the lack of accessibility at ...

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Vax Passports: Valid in Participating Locations ONLY (w/Magdalena Osumi) from 2021-08-06T08:00

Japan Times Journalist Magdalena Osumi updates us on Japan's border entry sitch, and outlines Japan's new "vaccine passport" system, which could help lift some restrictions when entering certain...

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Stairy Stories (w/Lindsay Nelson) from 2021-07-30T09:41:09

What's that awful groaning sound?? Nope, it's not us talking about the Olympics, it's Japanese horror!
Lindsay Nelson tells us all about the world of scary Japanese movies, and seven days lat...

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Bursting the Press Bubble (w/Oscar Boyd) from 2021-07-23T09:54:56

The Olympics have begun, but more importantly, the MEDIA COVERAGE OF THE OLYMPICS HAS BEGUN! Officially accredited press person Oscar Boyd tells us about all of the rules the press are ignoring,...

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The Spectatorless, Segregated, Chinese Olympics (w/Meshida) from 2021-07-16T08:00

Japanese comedian Meshida talks what it's like to be a Japanese resident of Tokyo during the ramp up to the Olympics, and how yeah, we're "witnessing history," but so were Black Death survivors....

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The Spectatorless, Segregated, Chinese Olympics (w/Meshida) from 2021-07-16T08:00

Japanese comedian Meshida talks what it's like to be a Japanese resident of Tokyo during the ramp up to the Olympics, and how yeah, we're "witnessing history," but so were Black Plague survivors.

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"Sustainable Japan Comedy," or "Recycling Content" (w/Dogen) from 2021-07-02T09:00

Dogen drops by to talk about keeping professional and personal separate, how to mine the same old Japan for new jokes, and to settle the issue of whether or not sarcasm exists in Japan, which is...

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Summer Sonic Lineup Lines Up for a Visa (w/Unseen Japan's Noah Oskow) from 2021-06-25T15:47

Unseen Japan's new manager Noah Oskow stops by to talk social media social justice, how Summer Sonic's hopes to skip the visa application line up for THEIR lineup, and how Olympic Fever is on th...

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Japan in the Golden Age of Consent (w/Dr. Alexandra Hambleton) from 2021-06-18T08:00

A 50-yr-old Japanese lawmaker says it would be "absurd" if he got arrested for sleeping with a 14-yr-old. The fascinating, funny Dr. Alexandra Hambleton talks about the issues surrounding this s...

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A Japan Less Traveled (w/Alisha Ivelich) from 2021-06-11T09:01

Japan's closed borders mean that foreign production crews can't get in to produce Japan travel features, so creator Alisha Ivelich is taking the opportunity to fill the demand with a Japan trave...

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Localized Pain (w/translator Sarah Moon) from 2021-06-04T10:30

Sarah Moon, anime and game translator, talks about her journey from "weeb suspicious of translation," to "translator that weebs are suspicious of," in the great anime circle of waifu.

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Bonus: No More Olympic Cutbacks! (w/Rochelle Kopp) from 2021-05-29T09:58:01

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Japan's Gay Ideal: Macho Matcha Man? (w/Dr. Thomas Baudinette) from 2021-05-28T08:34

Author of "Regimes of Desire: Young Gay Men, Media, and Masculinity in Tokyo," Dr. Thomas Baudinette talks about Japan's young gay men and the emotional damage done by the pressure to act out th...

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Five Rings That Rule Us All (w/Matt Alt) from 2021-05-21T08:00

Author of "PURE INVENTION," (sorry) Matt Alt takes us through his latest for the New Yorker on "Japan's Olympic Sized Problem."
If you want to find out just WHAT exactly that Olympic-sized pr...

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Comfort Women: Why Deny? (w/Chelsea Szendi Schieder) from 2021-05-14T08:00

Japanese history scholar Chelsea Szendi Schieder talks about the inconsistent ways Japan chooses to deal with the dark chapters of its past and how denial is NOT just a river with some amazing c...

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What is Visual Kei? (w/Sarahphina) from 2021-05-07T13:00

Music industry and Visual Kei Insider Sarahphina teaches Bobby and Ollie about stuff they're totally unfamiliar with, like X Japan, Japanese rock fandom and humility.

Ollie looks into a ri...

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Games Japan ACTUALLY Wants (w/Stephen Case) from 2021-04-30T22:00

Co-founder of Tanuki Games, Stephen Case talks about the relationship between community building and quality of life abroad and how the rhythms of Japan expat experience have changed during the ...

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Hiroshima's First Annual PCR-Palooza (w/JJ Walsh) from 2021-04-16T20:38:19

Sustainable travel consultant JJ Walsh (and everyone else in Hiroshima) gets a free PCR test! Here's hoping this saliva-filled undertaking amounts to more than just spitting into the wind.

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The Children are the Mirai (w/Jason Mitchell from Nihongodomo) from 2021-04-09T16:25:21

Jason Mitchell, from Nihongodomo, a resource for parents "raising kids in Japanese," stops by to talk about how his parenting process is basically the opposite of Bobby's, by which we assume he ...

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Japan Stories: More Wack, Less Fact? (w/David A McNeill) from 2021-04-02T23:30

David McNeill explains why sometimes the ancient art of jya-narizamu intersects with the even more ancient art of bullshitto, and how exoticizing foreign countries meant the British newspaper in...

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Olympick Your Battles (with Rochelle Kopp) from 2021-03-26T11:23:17

Rochelle Kopp tackles the question of whether or not Japan has finally crossed the Rubicon when it comes to going forward with the Olympics? If they have, we hope they checked out the really nic...

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Late Night Snacks (the Japanese kind) (w/Alice) from 2021-03-19T09:20:15

Former-idol, former-hostess, and current maid Alice talks about how the pandemic has devastated nightlife businesses, and how the fact that that they might never bounce back could be a blessing ...

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Go Virtually Everywhere in Japan (w/Nick Szasz) from 2021-03-12T09:00

Long time editor of "Fukuoka Now" Nick Szasz brings his inbound expertise to bear on the proliferation of virtual tourism in Japan, a trend in which regional tourist destinations all over Japan ...

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Yen-der Inequality (w/Marika Katanuma) from 2021-03-05T09:13

Bloomberg Journalist Marika Katanuma joins us to discuss the ways in which Japan's gender inequality has created a bleak financial outlook for Japan's women, and the government's quick and decis...

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Cosplay for Pay (w/Kat "Mystik" Gunn, Reika) from 2021-02-26T08:00

Pro-cosplayers Kat Gunn and Reika talk to us about Japan's recent attention to the rules around copyrighted character cosplay. We'll look at why cosplay is okay if you're only fans, but not okay...

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You Can't Fire Me! (w/lawyer Atsuro Tsujino) from 2021-02-19T08:00

Attn: Non-Japanese employees in Japan who are likely to be fired! Atsuro Tsujino, member of the Japan Lawyers Network for Foreigners tells us how two wrongs might not make a right, but YOUR righ...

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Coal, Mori, and Other Fossils (w/Stephen Stapczynski) from 2021-02-12T09:00

Bloomberg journalist Stephen Stapczynksi talks about Japan's renewable energy goals, its nuclear power plants, and its dependence on fossil fuels. Oh and speaking of wastes of energy, Tokyo Olym...

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Woke Dad Japan (w/Daniel Yoder) from 2021-02-05T08:00

Co-host of "The Konnichiwa Podcast" Dan Yoder trades tips with Bobby on how to raise the perfect multicultural, well-rounded, native-level bilingual children in an episode that might AGE HORRIBL...

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Japan's Vaccination Vacillation (w/Lisa Du, Brian) from 2021-01-29T08:00

Lisa Du from Bloomberg tells us what she's learned on the Corona vaccine beat in Japan, which yeah, if you go by rollout DATE, Japan is behind the West, but if you go by mortality figures, you c...

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♪ I Think I'm Learning Japanese ♪ (w/Loretta Scott AKA KemushiChan) from 2021-01-22T08:00

YouTuber KemushiChan, AKA Loretta Scott, shares lessons from her 20-year Japanese Odyssey, including her cheat codes and advice about the "genki plateau," specifically how to avoid falling from ...

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A State of Emergency for Suga's Approval Numbers (w/Jake Adelstein) from 2021-01-15T09:17:03

Outspoken LDP (& JBRC) critic Jake Adelstein updates his 100-day Suga progress report to include the State of Emergency soft reboot, and Suga's inability to commit to anything... except host...

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Get Your 2021 Japan Visas Here! (w/Ann Kilzer) from 2021-01-08T11:51:20

Getting a work visa in Japan can seem like a daunting task, especially because it's currently IMPOSSIBLE. But just in case that changes, we talk to Ann Kilzer about the ways to go about it and h...

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Oh Come All Ye Faithful Brians (w/livestream Brians) from 2020-12-24T19:30:29

We're recording an episode on Zoom and you're invited! We have no idea how it'll go, and there is a good chance we won't even release the episode if it doesn't go well, so find a reason to sneak...

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Famous(?) Foreign(?) Faces (w/Black Samurai) from 2020-12-18T11:00

Japanese Comedian Go Takeuchi, AKA Black Samurai, joins us to talk about the changing media landscape in Japan and how it could affect the level of diversity in entertainment. Also, what do you ...

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Nike Wins the Race... Debate (w/Baye McNeil) from 2020-12-11T09:00

Some Japanese folks are telling foreigners not to bring their racial problems into Japan. Baye McNeil joins us in wondering if by "racial problems" they mean that new Nike commercial, or our chi...

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Tariff-ic News for Japan (w/Katsuhiko Hara) from 2020-12-04T09:30

What does a Biden Administration mean for Japan's economy? Will the US keep the pressure on China? Will the US get back on board the SS TPP? Nikkei Asia's Katsuhiko Hara talks all this plus, mor...

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Desperation is the Mother of Unnecessary Invention (w/Rochelle Kopp) from 2020-11-27T09:00

As Japan gets back into full-on Corona mode, the flailing Japanese business sector gets weird with it.

Intercultural business consultant Rochelle Kopp looks at outside-the-box ideas to hel...

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VERY CROSS Cultural Communication (w/Tutti Quintella) from 2020-11-20T09:00

Misinformation about foreign communities going viral goes viral in foreign communities due to misinformation. Mercari's Diversity and Inclusion manager, director of Women Who Code: Tokyo and Spe...

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Why Japan Voted Trump (w/Saku Yanagawa) from 2020-11-13T09:00

Chicago based stand-up comedian Saku Yanagawa talks performing comedy in a country on the verge of civil war, and why some Japanese people think Trump is good for them.

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Demon-strably Profitable (w/Matt Schley) from 2020-11-06T10:01

Everyone and their mother are getting into the animated series "Kimetsu no Yaiba," in which demons brutally slaughter... everyone and their mother. Film critic Matt Schley tells us why the serie...

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Wasei-Eigo Wide Show (w/Anne Crescini) from 2020-10-30T09:09:23

Anne Crescini, the authority on Wasei-Eigo (Japanese words coined from English ones), helps us guess what pandemic related English-y terms will be popping up on this year's Trendy Word List. Wil...

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Bullshido (w/Oleg Benesch) from 2020-10-23T09:15:04

We ask author and scholar Oleg Benesch if the "samurai spirit" is the reason for Japan's voluntary compliance with corona guidelines, and should he fail in his duty to answer, we expect him to c...

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A List of Women (w/Yan Fan) from 2020-10-16T09:00

Yan Fan talks about the need for SpeakHer, the database of female experts in Japan, and what it says about society that something as simple as a list of women is not only necessary, but newswort...

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Best bits of Season 2 from 2020-10-16T08:00

The best bits from Episodes 1 - 54 of the award-deserving Japan By River Cruise Podcast.

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The Worst Ways to Visit Japan (w/ JJ Walsh) from 2020-10-09T22:18:07

As Japan gets ready to reopen to tourism, sustainable travel consultant JJ Walsh thinks we should rethink harmful modes of travel like *koff koff* cruises even though, historically speaking, big...

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Let's War! (w/Jesse Johnson) from 2020-10-02T11:14:12

Is armed conflict in Asia inevitable? Would China ever really invade Japan? What does North Korea want? Japan Times senior editor Jesse Johnson tries to navigate the tortured landscape of Bobby ...

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That's What Yasashii Said (w/Ako Suzuki) from 2020-09-25T09:00

Ako Suzuki, our favorite online Japanese teacher, stops by to talk about Yasashii Nihongo: the effort to make Japanese "kinder" to foreigners. Time permitting, we'll also talk to a landlord, a c...

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Super Suga Special! (w/Jake Adelstein and Derek Wessman) from 2020-09-18T09:00

Former pumpkin farmer Jake Adelstein and amateur firefighter Derek Wessman fill us in on everything you ever wanted to know about Japan's new Prime Minister, but he didn't allow you to ask.

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Don't be a Bad Influencer (w/CurrentlyHannah) from 2020-09-04T09:00

YouTube Creator and Instagrammer CurrentlyHannah drops in to give her perspective on the challenges, responsibilities, and realities of travel influencers, for a conversation that will inspire a...

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Stay Home, Japan, You're Drunk! (w/ Matthew Boynton) from 2020-08-28T09:00

Craft Beer Pioneer Matthew Boynton of Sakamichi Brewing talks about starting an alcohol business in the new, smoke-free, covid-filled landscape of Japan, a country so steeped in drinking "cultur...

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Feeling hot, hot, hot! (w/Oscar Boyd) from 2020-08-21T10:00

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Sour Korean Grapes and Idol Chatter (w/Amina Dujean) from 2020-08-14T09:00

Former Japanese idol Amina Dujean joins the buoys to talk Johnny's Jimusho and why its boy bands can't compete globally like Korea can? What do you think? Is it the lack of English ability or th...

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Has-Been Hamster Turns to Politics (w/Matt Alt) from 2020-08-07T09:00

Author Matt Alt walks us through his new book "Pure Invention," especially as it relates to a democracy loving hamster, and all the times when MAGA actually stands for Man with Anime Girl Avatar...

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Government-Subsidized Infection (w/Phoebe Amoroso) from 2020-07-31T09:00

NHK-World business reporter and first-class gourmet Phoebe Amoroso breaks down the will-they won't-they drama around Japan's Go To campaigns, including questions like "Won't they reconsider?" an...

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You (Legally) Can't Go Home Again(w/Rochelle Kopp) from 2020-07-24T13:47:15

Author Rochelle Kopp shares what she learned interviewing people affected by Japan's re-entry ban for the Japan Times, and probably credits the buoys for getting Abe to lift that ban.

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The Happiest Place to Die (w/Yumi Nagashima) from 2020-07-17T09:00

Vancouver-based Japanese comic Yumi Nagashima joins the boys to talk about a Japanese company in the US that has "no brand," and also "no money," plus explain how sometimes, the purest form of l...

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When It Rains, It Pours (w/Angela Ortiz) from 2020-07-10T09:00

In the wake of devastating flooding, author, speaker, and expert in both Disaster Relief/Recovery and Corporate Social Responsibility, Angela Ortiz joins the boys to talk about the real sustaina...

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Not Clear For Re-entry (w/Magdalena Osumi) from 2020-07-03T09:00

Japan Times journalist Magdalena Osumi joins the buoys to talk about Japan's priorities in reopening international travel, which can be summed up as "Let the money in, keep the foreigners out.,"...

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Bad News For People Who Want to Mainline Alcohol (w/Brian Ashcraft) from 2020-06-26T08:00

Kotaku journalist and author of "The Japanese Sake Bible," among other Japan-focused books, BRIAN (!!!) Ashcraft, joins Ollie to break the disappointing news that Strong Zero is going off the ma...

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In a way, NHK SUCCEEDS in Explaining Racism (w/Baye McNeil) from 2020-06-19T08:00

Author, columnist, speaker, and activist Baye McNeil joins the boys to discuss how we're all so offended by the NHK's racist cartoon that we are continuing to not pay our NHK bills in protest. <...

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The Wizarding World of Disaster Prevention (w/Greg Lane) from 2020-06-12T10:00

Tokyo Cheapo Co-founder Greg Lane joins the boys to talk about a new Harry Potter theme park plus unmanned convenience stores. BTW, did you hear? JK Rowling says that just because they're "unman...

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Social Activism and Decoy Panties (w/Phil Wang) from 2020-06-05T08:00

In this week's episode Phil Wang joins us for conversation about the 54-year old Okayama man who was caught with 2700 pairs of women's undergarments etc, and the police brutality protests in Shi...

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Small Foreign Paper takes on the Olympics; Loses (w/Jake Adelstein) from 2020-05-29T08:00

Investigative journalist, author, and all around terrible human being Jake Adelstein actually shows up to settle his very contentious beef with the boys, and also breakdown the David and Goliath...

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JAPLANDEMIC: Japan Covid Theories (w/Rochelle Kopp) from 2020-05-22T08:00

Rochelle Kopp is back to tell the boys why the political opinions of Japanese celebrities are culturally important, and to take a much-needed analytical look at the crackpot theories about Japan...

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Sexy Cartoon Fish Talk (w/ Lisa Wallen) from 2020-05-15T09:00

Topics discussed on this episode range from:

• Gaijin Entitlement
• What Level of DuoLingo you'll need to pass the Japanese Bar Exam
• Where to look to f...
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The Golden Week That Never Was (w/Andy Curtain) from 2020-05-08T09:00

Topics discussed on this episode range from:

• A great option for those looking to brand their content in an eye-catching, yet quietly racist way
• Ollie's inve...
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Best of Pandemic Profiteering from 2020-05-01T09:00

On this week's JBRC, the boys discuss how comedian Okamura Takashi put his foot in his mouth, and how they hope that the experience of putting something that he would rather not have in his mout...

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Give Me Pachinko AND Give Me Death! (w/Ayana Wyse) from 2020-04-24T09:00

On this week's episode, "Black Creatives Japan" founder and Osaka-based river photographer Ayana Wyse joins the boys to discuss the ritualized Japanese social etiquette that has developed under ...

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Hostess Clubs Are Now Online, But So is Abe (w/Micaela Braithwaite) from 2020-04-17T09:00

Topics discussed on this episode range from:

• Social media backlash against people posting post-apocalyptic pics/going outside
• How the lockdown has changed t...
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Lockdown, Telework, and Other Things Japan Can't Do (w/Rochelle Kopp) from 2020-04-10T09:00

Topics discussed on this episode range from:

• Abe's Declaration of a State of Emergency for Tokyo, Osaka, Fukuoka, and four other places besides Nagoya
• The r...
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Japan Loses a Comedy Icon to Covid-19 (not Ollie), Plus Embarrassing Places to get Infected (w/Derek Wessman) from 2020-04-03T09:00

On this episode, the boys are joined by translator, consultant, and suspected riverboat restaurant arsonist, Derek Wessman (@dwvcd), to discuss all of the latest Covid-19 developments, including: ...

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Bobby Gets Tested for Covid-19 (like, actually); Olympics Gets Postponed from 2020-03-27T10:00

On this episode, the boys discuss Japan's decision to postpone the Olympics, which was clearly a decision that they totally arrived at on their own because it was the responsible thing to do, and n...

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Holding Petty Grudges, Buying All the Tickets, and Other Big Ego Problems from 2020-03-20T10:00

The guys take a look at a baseball fan who was practicing some EERILY prescient social distancing, and also how the coronavirus is causing shortages for men with the opposite of shortages. Plus, O...

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Support Your Local Chinese Restaurant, and Stop All that Ass Blasting from 2020-03-13T10:00

The boys discuss the way Japan has come together during the corona virus to show support for the Chinese... restaurant industry domestically, as well as an unrelated workplace incident that begs th...

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This Episode Has Been Canceled from 2020-03-06T10:00

On this episode, the boys take a look at Japan's Covid-19 response measures. Keep in mind, the podcast is recorded one day before it's published, so if Japan's actions sound like they're a month to...

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Inkan't believe Japan still uses stamps to transfer money to river cruise operators from 2020-02-28T10:00

Bobby and Ollie discuss how one Japanese bank is trying to move away from the use of hanko rubber stamps, concluding setting up a bank in Japan is only advised if you have a short Japanese name and...

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If You Board the River Cruise, You Will be Expected to Finish the River Cruise from 2020-02-21T21:00

On this week's JRBC, a curry restaurant bans a customer for not finishing his rice, and the customer questions the legality of said ban. How far will the customer go in his fight to restore his rig...

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Still Mad at the Listener who Asked about KOREAN OCEAN CRUISES (w/Sophie Hardison) from 2020-02-14T10:00

The boys are joined by Sophie Hardison, Inspector General at the Sanzunokawa River Crossing Certification Authority to decide once and for all which Asian countries are good and which ones are bad....

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Ainu This Was Gonna Be a Terrible Pun. from 2020-02-07T10:00

On today's show, Ollie and Bobby demonstrate how woefully ill-equipped they are to discuss the issues surrounding the Ainu people and the opening of their new culture complex in Hokkaido, plus disc...

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Season 2 Hits the Water from 2020-01-31T21:00

JBRC is BACK after a winter hiatus which was dedicated almost entirely to Japanese River Cruise research. In this episode, we catch up with Ollie and Bobby, touch on the coronavirus (hopefully not ...

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Sadly, Sawajiri Erika's Guest Appearance has been Canceled. We're Not Sure Why. from 2019-11-22T00:00

On today's episode, Bobby and Ollie discuss Sawajiri Erika's drug arrest, and ask the question, is drug use really a crime if you're just talking about recreational pot, ecstasy, acid, and cocaine?...

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River Cruise Employees Will No Longer Be Required to Wear Wet T-shirts at Work (w/JJ Wakrat) from 2019-11-15T00:00

Ollie and Bobby are joined by Tokyo Roast Battle founder and RC Weed sommelier JJ Wakrat to discuss the changes to corporate culture in Japan, like reduced hour work weeks, and the constants in cor...

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Rivers are Ever Changing, Radiation Levels are Not from 2019-11-08T00:00

Ollie and Bobby try their best not to cry over spilt radioactive waste. Also, Bobby's week consisted of turning 36, getting a letter from Japan's Minister of Finance, and somehow ending up a strai...

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The Promotional Material for the River Cruise Orgy MAY HAVE BEEN Slightly Inappropriate from 2019-10-25T10:00

On this week's episode we discuss the Japanese Red Cross's efforts to collect bodily fluids by showing dudes some boobs, and the related twitter/Shonen Jump controversy/reactions. Exactly how much ...

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Friends with Benefits, where "benefits" means discounted River Cruise Tickets (w/Matt Davies) from 2019-10-25T10:00

Bobby and Ollie are joined by internationally traveling comedian and Assistant Director of the Bayankhongor River Yacht Club Matt Davies to discuss some bad beef and answer the question "Is a Bath ...

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The Only Hazing on This River Cruise is Due to Inclement Weather (no refunds) from 2019-10-18T00:00

"The boys" discuss a hazing incident involving out of control school teachers, and Bobby meets some progressive dinosaurs. Also, Ollie uses a story about harrasment to remind us that he went to Oxf...

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Sadly, The Potentially Deadly Typhoon May Delay your Japanese River Cruise from 2019-10-11T00:00

Today, Ollie continues his Southeast Asian comedy of errors and becomes a record-holding comedy pioneer in Jakarta, the guys continue their miraculous two-message per show streak, and we talk typho...

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Fix that River Cruise Sunburn with JBRC Brand Bleach! from 2019-10-04T10:00

Apologies to Jackie, Brian, and Darrell, and thanks to Baye Mcneil who writes awesome stuff like this:
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Tax Exemptions for Brians (w/a Brian) from 2019-09-27T10:00

In this Episode, a Brian stops by the studio to listen to us talk about Japan's insanely convoluted consumption tax hike, and guess what? Because he listened in the studio instead of at home, he ac...

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All Non-Tokyo River Cruises are Garbage. Here's the order in which they are garbage. from 2019-09-21T10:00

In this episode we talk a look at the recent ranking of which Japanese cities you can settle for, if you're not good enough for Tokyo, and Ollie and Bobby talk about the difficulties of performing ...

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You know, River Cruises are pretty much Guaranteed to be Road-Rage-Free from 2019-09-13T10:00

In this episode we discuss what the aori unten, or road rage epidemic is teaching Japan about itself, and how a simple pointer about why you shouldn't call toddlers sexy turned into a horrifying ex...

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Abe to Trump: "Don't Dishonor our River Cruises." from 2019-09-07T00:00

In this episode, we discuss all the latest in Japan-US relations, including travel advisories, and EVEN MORE EXCITING, agricultural trade deals! What WILL Japan do with all those US grown soybeans?...

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Beat the Heat (before you die) on a Japanese River Cruise! from 2019-08-09T14:10

Plush "Yuru-kyara" mascots are super hot in Japan right now, mostly because the temperatures are well up into heat stroke range. What does the lethal heat wave look like on the ground and how is Ja...

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Aziz Ansari's Apology Tour Didn't Include Even One Single River Cruise from 2019-08-02T14:00

In this episode, we talk about Aziz Ansari's latest special and how the Netflix version differs from when he did it Tokyo (ie the lighting, the camera work, and the EXPLICIT RACIAL DISCRIMINATION)....

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It's like the Olympics of River Cruises, Except without the River Cruises... So Just the Olympics from 2019-07-26T16:00

Your #1 source for River Cruise-related Japan travel info. In this episode, we discuss the Japan 2020 Olympic Ticket Lottery, and why we both couldn't care less about the Olympics, unless it would ...

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Brought to you by Kim Kardashian's "River Cruise" (Trademark Pending) from 2019-07-20T02:00

Your #1 source for River Cruise-related Japan Travel Info and News. In this Episode, Ollie gets to put his extensive background in Japan-related copyright law into practice for the first (and likel...

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So, 11 Japanese comedians, a mob boss, and a navy rapist walk onto a River Cruise... from 2019-07-12T16:00

Japan By River Cruise is the premier source of news about Japan's burgeoning river cruise industry, with top tips about how to make the most of your cruising. In this episode we talk about the Ja...

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Is there a Doctor on the River Cruise?（No, Not You, Ma'am) from 2019-07-05T16:00

Bobby's Japanese Mistakes:
"Nama" (raw) is an acceptable way to order ramen noodles.
"Sekkai" is better defined as "lime," while "sekkaika" is "calcification."

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