Podcasts by Jeff and Casey Show Episodes

Thanksgivingcast 2010 - Part II from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

U2. The United Nations. Happy November. Underwater resort. Woodstock. Lost keys. Summit meeting. The Who. Chewing gum. The Luxor Hotel. The Rolling Stones. WikiLeaks. Sexual harrassment...

Thanksgivingcast 2010 - Part I from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The Pope. Phoenix Jones. The Dave Matthews Band. Bruce Wayne. The Golfer. The mortgage crisis. Victor Savage. Male prostitutes. Kia Fate. Corporate rights. The Justice League of America. ...

The Ethics of Robot Cats Caring for the Elderly: Will They Have Lasers? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Israel. Disco. Graftings. Soviet research. Depression. Geisha. Gamers. Clowns. Goats. Listener dreams. Addiction. Mermaids. Robotic cats. Sex. Ambien.

Don't Copy That - Part II from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Corporations. Copyright. Intellectual property.

Don't Copy That - Part I from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

id Software. Doom 3. SIIA. Britney Spears. Digital Protector. Don't Copy That. Copyright. The Constitution.

Different Strokes from 2020-04-30T00:00

Headache Medicine from 2020-04-23T00:00

The P Value from 2020-04-08T00:00

The Loot Box from 2020-03-07T00:00

Sir Roomba the Valiant from 2020-02-21T00:00

Rumspringa from 2020-01-18T00:00

The Mootrix from 2020-01-10T00:00

The Snow White Analogy from 2019-08-28T00:00

The Ostrich Who Flew Too Close to the Sun from 2019-07-29T00:00

The Foreplay of Downloading Updates from 2018-05-18T00:00

Warren Miller's Extreme Transaction Processing from 2018-02-26T00:00

The Trough of Disillusionment from 2018-02-02T00:00

A Pizza in a Windstorm from 2018-01-05T00:00

Good/No Good 2K18 from 2018-01-04T00:00

Nips McGently and Cheeks Mahoney from 2018-01-03T00:00

The Three Laws of Sex Robotics from 2018-01-02T00:00

The Four Finger Rule from 2018-01-01T00:00

The Beans Above the Frank from 2017-12-31T00:00

Eleven Goes to Chicago from 2017-12-30T00:00

The Veeblefetzer 9000 from 2017-12-29T00:00

The KnightScope Difference from 2017-12-28T00:00

The Wire from 2017-12-27T00:00

A Little Bag and a Tub of Vaseline from 2017-12-26T00:00

You're Just a Cave Man from 2017-12-25T00:00

The End of Mouse's Law from 2017-12-24T00:00

White Trash Superman Pops a Kryptonite from 2016-07-24T00:00

A Cardboard Box with a Hole Cut Out of It from 2016-06-29T00:00

Dragon Fight from 2015-01-19T00:00

The Free-to-Play ABA Problem from 2015-01-12T00:00

A Desk Priced in Dollars and Empathy from 2015-01-05T00:00

Almond-Scented Rats of the Evening from 2014-12-29T00:00

A Failure in Every Dresser from 2014-12-22T00:00

The Great Sperm Exodus from 2014-12-15T00:00

Son of a Crap-shooter from 2014-12-08T00:00

The Alcohol-Ambien-Melatonin-Nyquil Cocktail from 2014-12-01T00:00

The Stuff of Sainthood from 2014-11-24T00:00

The Tiger in You from 2014-11-17T00:00

Urban Drapes, Rural Carpet from 2014-11-10T00:00

Racism 4.01 Transitional from 2014-11-03T00:00

Casey's Hotness Hour from 2014-10-27T00:00

A Big Plug for Christmas in Paris from 2014-10-20T00:00

CrossFit with Jesus Christ from 2014-10-13T00:00

Debugging the Autoblow 2 from 2014-10-06T00:00

The Slow-Thruster Achievement from 2014-09-29T00:00

Navigating the Bomb Threat Phone Tree from 2014-09-22T00:00

The Monkey Owns It from 2014-09-15T00:00

Podcast Heroes from 2014-09-08T00:00

Seastalker from 2014-09-01T00:00

A World Without Sports or Commercials from 2014-08-25T00:00

Viewer Mail from 2014-08-18T00:00

The Starbucks Express Restraining Order from 2014-08-11T00:00

Completely Unrelated Dinosaurs from 2014-08-04T00:00

A Sloppy Kiss and a Hairy-Armed Hug from 2014-07-28T00:00

The Orgasm Button from 2014-07-21T00:00

The Secret Surprise from 2014-07-14T00:00

An Environment Where We're All Getting Blown from 2014-07-07T00:00

The Wreck of the S.S. Ting-Tangler from 2014-06-30T00:00

The Milky Climax from 2014-06-23T00:00

The Stinky Dishwasher Situation from 2014-06-16T00:00

Jeff and Casey's Guide to Becomming a Bigger Programmer from 2014-06-09T00:00

Jeff and Casey Island from 2014-06-02T00:00

Racism 2.0 from 2014-05-26T00:00

A Virus in the Toilet from 2014-05-19T00:00

The TED Singularity from 2014-05-12T00:00

A Thousand Easy Paces from 2014-05-05T00:00

The Megatimer. School shootings. Visual Studio. Thai iced teas. Compulsive basketball players. Train travel. CNN. Andy Rooney. Hotel internet. Malcolm Gladwell. 1000 Easy Paces. Tom Clan...

The One Nun in the Whorehouse from 2014-04-28T00:00

HTML. CSS. Dynamic HTML. CNN. Lost planes. Anchorman 2. Full retard. Stoners. Bongs. JavaScript. String processing. Page layout. Flipping Jeff off. The Megatimer. Twitter. Twitter bl...

Free Willy and Moby Dick from 2014-04-21T00:00

SeaWorld. Blackstone. Annheiser-Busch. Blackfish. Free Willy. Moby Dick. The Surfrider. Swim-up bars. Blowhole stands. Frats. Hazing. Pledge week. Fratfish. The Annheiser-Busch Hospita...

The Wolf Doesn't Want to Come Anymore from 2014-04-14T00:00

Google rankings. Steve Jobs. Scrum. Agile programming. Software engineering research. Software testing. Wii U. iPhone. Windows. APIs. Sanguinary programming.

McGruff the Crime Dog from 2014-04-07T00:00

Basic line numbering. Micorosft Visual Studio. The C++ Standards Committee. Intel. CPUs. Snookie. Kim Kardashian. Large Hadron Collider. STD quarks. Human evolution. The Alien in the Base...

Experiencing the World through Your Own Volition from 2014-03-31T00:00

Learning to code. Barack Obama. Gabe Newell. Mark Zuckerburg. New Mexico. Computer languages. Human languages. Music. Doom. Quake. Grand Theft Auto. Dragon's Lair. The Walking Dead.

Capybara Rat Cruise from 2014-03-24T00:00

Ghost ship. Cannibal rats. Britain. Canada. Ghost riding your whip. Leobov Orlova. Yacht names. Disease. Polynesia. Nymphomania. Sex rats. Cruiseliners. Dominican Republic. Scrap ships...

The Internet of Things from 2014-03-17T00:00

Body odor defense mechanism. Suave for Men. The Internet of Things. SmartTV. Moshi. Tesla. Automatic blinds. Lighting systems. Firmware updates. Andy Rooney. High-end dishwashers. The Fo...

Exhuming the Body from 2014-03-10T00:00

Swimming with the Sharks from 2014-03-03T00:00

Honorifics. Sourcing. Blue-collar vs. 1% coffee. Free-trade cigars. Lifestyle lies. Feeling superior. Two-mason-jar thinkers. Seaworld. Parrot shows. Charging the Tesla. Swimming with sha...

Jeff's Breakfast To-don'ts from 2014-02-24T00:00

Hide and Seek from 2013-11-15T00:00

Shatner in the Park. Darwin-filled dreams. Acting. Jimmy Buffet. Misunderstood war criminals. Patrolling Mediterranean shipping lanes. The skull of Yorick. Piaget's helicopters. "Dolphing" ...

Sandwich Topologies from 2013-11-15T00:00

What defines a sandwich? Google Island. Bill Gates vs. Sergey Brin. How free cafeterias affect Google's view of the world. Senor Testiculo.

The Real Story of Opposable Thumbs from 2013-11-15T00:00

Jeff buys 96 bananas. The mainstream press comes around to the fact that most animals, by and large, behave like dicks. Casey suspects Jeff is secretly funding animal research. Jeff questions th...

Most Things in the World are Broken from 2013-11-15T00:00

The Prophet Who Peed in the Mason Jar from 2013-11-15T00:00

We Get the Reviewers We Deserve from 2013-11-15T00:00

Ask Jeff and Casey: Career Advice from 2013-10-17T00:00

Toyota Tetris from 2013-10-10T00:00

Ask Jeff and Casey: Kissin' Cousins from 2013-10-02T00:00

Don't Kill the Hobo from 2013-09-23T00:00

PAX: Saturate, Don't Boycott from 2013-09-18T00:00

The High Cost of Rhinos from 2013-08-28T00:00

Pacific Rim and the Fall of Hollywood Blockbusters from 2013-08-19T00:00

The NSA and Microsoft Excel from 2013-08-12T00:00

Comedy and Sympathy from 2013-08-05T00:00

Rhubarb and Refrigerator Safety from 2013-07-29T00:00

Adobe's New Hardware from 2013-07-20T00:00

Robots for the Elderly, Redux from 2013-07-12T00:00

On Seriousness and Elk Sex from 2013-07-03T00:00

Adobe and Software Subscriptions from 2013-06-26T00:00

Preemption, Drones, and Bad AI from 2013-06-12T00:00

XBox One Games Regret from 2013-06-03T00:00

XBox One from 2013-05-27T00:00

Videogames, the NRA, and Constitutional Rights from 2013-05-22T00:00

The True Purpose of DRM from 2013-05-06T00:00

Runza Yelps and Elder Grifting from 2013-04-29T00:00

On Chris Hecker's GDC Rant from 2013-04-22T00:00

The Evils of Non-native Programming from 2013-04-16T00:00

On Google Morals from 2013-04-08T00:00

Life Process Optimization from 2013-04-01T00:00

GDC Good/No-Good from 2013-03-24T00:00

Emasculating Google Glass from 2013-03-11T00:00

Client-Server Rats from 2013-03-03T00:00

Windows 8 and What To Do About It from 2013-02-24T00:00

Valentine Surprise from 2010-02-15T00:00

Epiphany from 2010-01-05T00:00

Welcome to Planet Chad from 2010-01-03T00:00

Fake coral. Planet Chad. The General Lee. Parenting tips. Planet Hollywood. Chad Ochocinco. Football. Child support. Usain Bolt. Koi. Court. Europe. Indiana Jones. Luke Skywalker. Str...

The Sound of the Singularity from 2010-01-02T00:00

Robot dogs. Terminator 2. Christmas shopping. Frosty the Snowman. Big Mouth Billy Bass. Nazi criminals. Assassins. Sentient Christmas toys. Good/no-good. The Singularity.

Cracking the Universe from 2010-01-01T00:00

The unified field theory. Divining rods. Albert Einstein. Unicorns. Great literature. Zip-state. Rainbows. David Cornelius Doremus. The Talmud. The immune system. Cracking teh Universe. ...

CSI: Brazillian from 2009-12-31T00:00

Government nepotism. The Pink Panther. CSI. Pornography problem. The USA Network. Mechanical Turk. Genitalia. Colombo. Disorder. Monk. House. Psych. Biometrics. Sherlock Holmes. The F...

Rudolph the Mutant Reindeer from 2009-12-30T00:00

Teabagging. Sex tapes. Santa Claus. Swan. Eating disorders. Goose. Christmas carols. GPS. Mannheim Steamroller. Garmin. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Naughty list. Birth defects. San...

Blood, Sweat, Tears, and Gamerscore from 2009-12-29T00:00

UPC codes. Mechanic. Gamertags. Veteran. Asshole blocked. Supermarket checkout. Your inner asshole. Storytelling. Story triggers. World War II. Lucky Charms. The Queen Mary. Larry David...

Robert's Rules of Racism from 2009-12-28T00:00

Arbitrage. Mel Gibson. The Postal Service. Birth of a Nation. The Twelve Days of Christmas. The Clinton corkscrew. Recursion. Chia Obama. Left Behind. Gifts. Paris Hilton. Twilight. Cas...

Embrace Your Inner Asshole from 2009-12-27T00:00

Parties. Gregor Mendel. Dildos. Camping. David Blane. Shock hazard. Casey thanks Jeff. Being genuine. Socializing. Disingenuously charming. Clerks. Domestic violence. Bitch-slap. Fixat...

Failing to Achieve the Escapism I Wanted from 2009-12-26T00:00

Giant spiders. Literature. Pedophile. French chickens. Slovinkia. Jesus. The Nutcracker. The Zoolights. Ballet. An apology to our listeners. Creepy uncles. The Christmas train. Racist d...

Happy Seder from 2009-12-26T00:00

Yom Kippur. Rabbis. Condoms. Judaism. Matrilineal descent. Entertainment. Hanukkah. Miracles. Religion. The Seder. 400lb squirrel. Larry David. Passover. Jesus Christ. Bris. 30-plus....

Back-hump Drivers from 2009-12-24T00:00

Black Friday. Brainwashed. Frankincense. Christian side-hug. Lennon-McCartney. Myrrh. Crucifixion. George Martin. Gold. The Nokia N-Gage. The Twelve Days of Christmas. Christianity. Rou...

Sentenced to Smells Already Smelt from 2009-11-16T00:00

The X-Files. Charles Bloom. Outhouses. Fonts. Shrinkage. Truth. ClearType. Singers. The FBI. Chrome. Yoga. Zodiak. SafeSearch. Superpowers. Colombo. DNS redirectors. Programmers. F...

The Revolutionary War was Fought on Rum from 2009-11-10T00:00

Launch parties. Drugs. Cores. Terrorism. Rum. Ireland. The Revolutionary War. Lithuania. World of Warcraft. Windows 7. Marriage. Launch videos. Heroin. Bathroom rules.

Space Party in Zero Gravity from 2009-11-02T00:00

The black president. Dolphins. Martians. Space. Lobsters. Primate rights. Russians. Snatch. Screech owls. Contact. Conspiracy theories. Tiny raptors. Spacequest. Martian-backed securit...

Where's THAT Sticker? from 2009-10-18T00:00

Grand Juries. Dolphins. Milk. Garfield. Pacifiers. SMiles. Girls Gone Wild. Cats. The moon. Pornography. Monkeys. Cows. Zero gravity. Animal cruelty. Bucket lists. Police. The Autob...

The Fine Line between Regret and Frustration from 2009-10-11T00:00

Art museums. The Road to Mecca. Chris Crawford. Games as art. Good/no-good. Listener mail. iTunes. The Programmer's Challenge.

Friends on Friends from 2009-10-05T00:00

Reality TV. Malware. Doubles. Viruses. The ladies' bathroom. Cheaters. Condo deaths. Dispensers. Friends on Friends. On-line dating. BestBuy. match.com. TV installation. PS3. pets.com...

A Tiny Girl for Tiny Crime from 2009-09-29T00:00

Bra bags. World records. Raer Love. The world's heaviest twins. A hint of retard. Tiny girl. The ultimate debate. Tiny crime. VOIP. Manswers. SpikeTV. The Special Olympics.

Your Racist Baby from 2009-09-14T00:00

Twitter. NutureShock. Racism. Babies. Newsweek. Science. Science fairs. School newspapers.

Collective Intelligence from 2009-09-08T00:00

HTTP. Amazon.com. Web Squared. Web programmers. Tim O'Reily. Typography. John Battelle. Gutenberg. CERN. Xerox PARC. Web 2.0. CSS.

Feed the Aryans from 2009-08-30T00:00

Hitler. The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People. Heat. Personal image issues. Casey the sleeper agent. Bernie Ecclestone. Blinds. The Special Olympics. Sexy Nazis. Nazi racing.

A Little Taste of Independence from 2009-08-23T00:00

American Beauty. Lolita. Long sippers. 30-plus. Disabled. Standards vs. criteria. Fatties. Room to grow. La-Z-Boy. True Blood.

An Awkward Way to Come Out of the Bathroom from 2009-08-17T00:00

Rufies. Team Fortress. Tragedy. Science fiction. Gun control. Fantasy. Shot. Bathroom rules. Toilet. Japanese bathrooms. Larry Craig. Hamlet.

A Good Medicine to Have from 2009-08-09T00:00

The Roberts Rule. G.I. Joe. Police. Sex. Video vault. Horse sex. Cinematography. Buggery. Hickies. South Carolina. Yankee lawyers. Repeat offenders. Pandering.

Romeo and Juliet on a Talking Truck from 2009-08-02T00:00

Romeo and Juliet. Transformers 2. Classiness. Transformer sex. Talking trucks. Racist robots. The AllSpark. Fish sex. Gospel. Tupperware. Robot heaven. Megan Fox.

The Dystopian Future is Now from 2009-07-24T00:00

Security. Rubbage. Smoking. The dystopian present. Bose. Lost luggage. Airport food. Popeye's Chicken. Closed economies. Shania Twain. KFC. Duty-free.

Captain Cannabis Attacks from 2009-07-12T00:00

J.J. Abrams. Tanning. Marijuana. Atheist sex. Captain Cannabis. Facebook. Ambien. The Immaculate Conception.

Selling Out for Sarah Palin from 2009-07-05T00:00

Garage sales. Commemorative plates. Good/no-good. Flirting. Lyapunov stability. Gravity wells.

You Only Need a Hole from 2009-06-29T00:00

User-friendly. James Horner. The Autoblow. Fleshlight. Nuclear reactors. Sucking. Hands-free.

A Crime of Sloppiness from 2009-06-21T00:00

Harcore pornography. Kindergarten. Elementary school. The Jonas Brothers. Britney Spears. Disney. AP tests. The Brady Bunch.

The Sanctity of a Flesh-based Marriage from 2009-06-14T00:00

Powerless Jeff. Facebook. Quizzes. Robots. Aliens. Hot girl quiz. Twilight. Profile pictures. Caricatures. Christians.

20-Inch Screws and A 80-Foot Ladder from 2009-06-08T00:00

Good/no-good. Shopping carts. The homeless. TVs. U-hauls. Home Depot. Therapy.

Small-market Superheroes from 2009-05-31T00:00

Shadow Hare. Cincinnati. Electrical powers. The budget. Christian Bale. Perching. Rabbits. Pets. Dislocated shoulders. Applesauce. Impregnation. Secret identities. Profit sharing. Pell...

A Dolphin You Can Bring Home to Mom from 2009-05-28T00:00

Seaquest DSV. Talking dolphins. Darwin the Dolphin. Sir Isaac Newton. John Stuart Reed. The British. The Cymascope. Breakthroughs. Buckaroo Bonzai. Reporters. Screensavers. Voice synthes...

Seventy Wasted Hours of Your Life from 2009-02-10T00:00

Penis massage robot. Giant inflatable dog turd. Jamba Juice. The Sun Ya Chinese Restaurant. SeaQuest DSV. Exotic animals as pets. Swedish animal sex ring. A Kick in the Testicles. Dogshit t...

Richard Attenborough Narrates a Porno from 2009-02-02T00:00

The Superbowl. Antivirus software. Divining rods. Age of consent. The Bible. Hydroponics. Richard Attenborough. Pornography. The porn economy. Cancer. Pastors. FBI strip club database. ...

A Camaro that Doesn't Explode from 2009-01-26T00:00

Microsoft. Windows XP. OpenGL. Direct3D. Windows Vista. Windows 7. Windows Guru. Albert Einstein. Microsoft Priests. The Microsoft Priest Bar. The Windows taskbar. The Windows sidebar. ...

$16k, 100 Cases of Beer, and Several Cases of Meat from 2009-01-19T00:00

Asburgers. Bounced checks. 7/11. iPhone. Passwords with a 9 at the end. Lexus dealership. AT&T. Penis massage robot. Directions on Microsoft. Microsoft Songsmith. Flowers. Bontanical glo...

The Vice President of Style from 2009-01-13T00:00

Autonomous agents. Penis stories. Soul mirror. Mantyhose. Dark socks. Nordstroms. CostCo. Radio Shack. Batteries. Wireless doorbells. Fur Elise. Microsoft Songsmith. Installers. .NET F...

A Venn Diagram of Two Things That Suck from 2009-01-06T00:00

Talking dolphins. Netflix Streaming. No Country for Old Men. Battlestar Galactica. Firefly. Star Trek. Venn diagram of suck. Science fiction. SeaQuest DSV. Google Translate for dolphins. ...

The Skinniest Kid at Fat Camp from 2008-12-29T00:00

Green popsicles. Christmas morning. Electron microscopes. Rick Astle. Brothels. Poland. Burt and Ernie. Burt-tipped condoms. Strip clubs. Porn and Pancakes. Condom suffocation. Condom ey...

Adolph Hitler: Employee of the Month from 2008-12-23T00:00

Santa Express to the Zoolights. Tacoma. Giant spiders. Christmas. Mt. Rainier. Battle of Bunker Hill. Coupon pronunciation. The Fighting Retards. Ramps and classrooms. Sex offender ornamen...

Oil, Coffee, and Corsets from 2008-12-16T00:00

Breast giveaway. Guiness World Record. Microsoft clothing. Vista advertisements. I'm a PC. Windows Mojave. Racial desktop. Spread goat ass. iPhone music video. The worst rap song. Whopper...

The Vicar's Eleventh Toe from 2008-12-09T00:00

The holidays. Wal*mart. Surgery. Diced genitalia. Malpractice. Romania. Romanian medical board. Potato. Casey's musical minute. Inflatable breasts. Objectification. Freedom of the press....

Fat, Toothless, and Poor from 2008-12-01T00:00

M-Audio. BurgerKing drive-thru. BurgerKing Delayer (BKD). No mushrooms. Hotness escalation. Sufficient degree of hotness. Fake penis scam. Urine samples. Penis voxels. Penis jar. Jack-Rus...

Rubbing a Bitch's Teat with Love from 2008-11-24T00:00

The Twinkie Defense. Jeff and Casey's Rainbow Hour. Sweden. Swedish beastiality ring. Zoophilia. Penetrating the network. She backed into me. Life finds a way. Rainforest Cafe. Donkey Man....

A Complex Relationship with Cheese from 2008-11-19T00:00

Linux. Steve's dogshit. XP. Boston. Ubuntu. The Celtics. Dance academy. The treadmill car. Plane porn. Games as sports. Thatcher's muccous. The render farm. Good/No-good. Bathrooms.

A Donut for Everyman from 2008-11-10T00:00

Top Pot. The Mile High Club. Internet forums. Render farms. Metacritic 100% games. The Drake equation. Plexiglass. Electronic Arts. Mathematica. The housing bailout. Lowe's Hardware. DMV...

The White Trash Food Pyramid from 2008-11-04T00:00

Sam's Club. Washington State police force. TV. Van Halen. CostCo. TV Guide. Snickers. Retards. Rock Band. Pumpkins. White trash. National Fat Acceptance. Food pyramid. Wanted. Wholesa...

Every Night is a Kobayashi Maru from 2008-10-29T00:00

Handicapped. Just Too Late warnings. Installers. Megan Fox. Tipping. New Jersey. "No beef!" Angelina Jolie. Japan. Tipping economies. Luggage. Jennifer Connelly. Bathrooms. Lap dances....

The Child You Kept in the Closet from 2008-10-22T00:00

Japanese clubs. Relative hotness. Segway monkey. Wheelhouse. Skype. Bad slogans. Meat thermometer. AJAX. Prop 8. Web 2.0. EULAs. Ping pong. Fairy tales. Thugs. 80s non-hotness. Van H...

You're Not Using It Right from 2008-10-14T00:00

Japan. Tokyo Game Show. Skype. Nightstand porn. Japanese broom-riding location-based entertainment. 100% Pure Awesome. Hang-over meat. Japanese muskmelons. Godzilla. Grape varieties. The ...

The Tragic Choice Fatigue of David Lee Roth from 2008-10-05T00:00

Casting couch. Binormal porn searches. The Edge. Van Halen minute. Big Rig Amped. Frank Miller. Choice fatigue. Jeff's mullet. Sexy nun. ACLU. Mullets. Cuil. PETA. Camero. Non-porn in...

Learning to Love the Sweet Smell of Success from 2008-09-29T00:00

Dharma. Right of First Recognizer. Silent but deadly. Congress works the weekend. Defecation. Quigly's motorhome. Senate briefing room. Flatulence. Google. The Hilton conference room. Ass...

The Greatest Men's Breakfast on the Planet from 2008-09-21T00:00

XXX Church. The Hard Rock Cafe. Urban camouflage. Porn and Parent. The Hard Rock Cafe Casino. Porn and Pastries. The Hard Rock Model Search. The Van Halen Experience. A Shot at Love. A fis...

The Real Joker Never Picks Up His Cards from 2008-09-14T00:00

Cargo pants. Boo Yeah. John's hot book girl. Expensive clothes. "Oh, the humanity!" PAX vs. GDC. Wendy's. Hardcore grammar porn. Catholic game guilt. GAP headsets. Cary Grant vs. Hugh Gra...

A Line of Tapdancing Rats from 2008-09-07T00:00

Dukes of Hazardization. Porn mining. K-town. Dorf. Shrek: The Musical. Standing ovations. Pixar vs. Dreamworks. The story of your groceries. DVDs for the elderly.

The Brownest Snowflake from 2008-09-02T00:00

Neutral state lottery. No torrents here. Rabbit-proof fences. Brits in Bulgaria. Tired Casey. All actors are Australian. Windows in space. Everything's cool. Porn purchases. Steamed Audios...

007 Gets Out of His Hatchback from 2008-08-25T00:00

Ninja is binary. Coke->Mr. Pibb->RC Cola->Shasta->Safeway Select. Tony the Ninja. James Bond drives a hatchback. Professional podcasters. Complex Shit. Jeff solves the airlines' marketing pro...

The Clothes Hangar, the Uncooked Hot Dog, and the Tube of Lube from 2008-08-18T00:00

14-year-olds. Retarded no-shows. Yale. Silverlight. Yet another XBox shits the bed. Nazis still aren't funny. Lost. Emo dicks. Instructions. Gay equivalent to women's volleyball. Abstinen...

Tapioca Zombiefest 2000 Bagel Delivery Girl from 2008-08-10T00:00

PHP. The Jeff Show and the Casey Show. Silver anniversaries. On-screen keyboards. Tapioca Zombiefest 2000. HTML. CSS. Braid.

The Tummy Returns from 2008-08-03T00:00

The Mummy. This Week in Politics. This Week in Crime. Amendment quiz. This Week is No Good.

Floss Like a Dentist from 2008-07-27T00:00

Minimum security "prison break". Fingerprints. Burrata. Rights. phpwomen.org. MLK-holes. McCain Invasion. Little people stars. Bigg Jigg. TSA. Spam King. Strip search prep. POW Presiden...

A Nazi Every Night with Dinner from 2008-07-20T00:00

This Week in Law Enforcement. This Week is No Good. This Week in Former Adversaries.

An Alternate Dimension with the Worst Superhero from 2008-07-16T00:00

Portland and Vancouver trips. This Week in Elderly. This Week in Pornography. This Week in Microsoft.

The Canadian Oil Sands Company of Comedy from 2008-07-09T00:00

Jeff drives through. Deaf relationships. Business class seats. World sandwich. Jeff's Ferrari breakdown. Jeff's lame links. The origins of sleeze. Jeff's comedy oil sands. Jeff's mustang. ...

The Intoxicating Scent of Flour from 2008-07-06T00:00

Worthless Tony awards. Countdown mistake. Spring Awakenings. Cable problem. Flying first class. Jeff's NYC trip. Optional TSA. Chinese/Italian garbage juice. Poor fetish movie choices. Tim...

A Tale of Two Weiners from 2008-07-02T00:00

Jeff's pad. Bill Gates email. Microsoft is done. Buying MP3s. Calling convention genders.

Random Acts of Rudeness from 2008-06-29T00:00

Jeff's squirrels. The Black Card. Sickly Jeff. Burrata. NYC cesspool. Long 7/11 line. Selling out. Random acts of rudeness. Meat popsicle. Geriatric pilots. Brody Jenner. The E.O.A. posi...

The Choice to Kill from 2008-06-22T00:00

Carbon-based dog. Assassinations and torture. Rodney King. The steady state of the world. Celebrity Rehab. The Wheel of Peace. The steal-a-car show. Gia pseudo-porn AIDS. Screech sanchez. ...

An Asshole Sitting Behind a Sushi Bar from 2008-06-15T00:00

Democratic illusions. Hotties for social change. Crapple. R. Kelley. Don't Mess with the Roberts. Intent matters. Lucas and Tojo. Copyright is unpatriotic. Exporting culture.

Getting Used to Disappointment from 2008-06-08T00:00

Porn ads. Algorithm sale classes. Advice. Is porn evil? The list. Porn actors, not porn producers. Tull. Fixing Google Checkout. The Grammys. The sacrowedgy. Ohako. Catholic aliens. Goog...

The Freedomcast from 2008-06-01T00:00

Fen/phen. Arachnia. Freedomcast. It Came from the Desert. Elliptical trainer. Bad movie vs. bad movie. Thirtysomething fatness. Bad Ubuntu rand. Fermat's last theorem patch. Extenz.

Spring Break for Gay People from 2008-05-25T00:00

Baby hip-hop. Shorties. Retro-gayed. Ex-governor alimony. Anti-gay gayness. Alpha politics. Gay camp orgies. Religious education. Google Atlas. Skull bongs. Intellectual property. BT-com...

The Mystery of the Disappearing Semen from 2008-05-18T00:00

Self-performance anxiety. Persona 3. Entry point. MegaTimer instructions. Retrograde. Women do/don't like cars. Aciphex. Ferrari gas. Adversarial name consulting. Priest cars. Porn demoti...

Putting Odor Back Into Communication from 2008-05-11T00:00

Politics: Then and now. Hillary Clinton, the horse. MegaTimer incompetence. Cross-eyed PETA Pam Anderson. Strong passwords. Cirque du Soleil HIV. 2K:XP::XP:Vista. Fox:Republicans::SlashDot:T...

T, A, and A from 2008-05-07T00:00

Jackass drugs. Formula One orgy. Oldish movies. Burger King/Electronic Arts market cap. Alternative radio. Domestic violence reindeer. Warren Buffett playable character. SLC trip. Disingenu...

The Faint Smell of Vomit from 2008-04-27T00:00

CNN double-header. Drobo update. Chair diarrhea. The Mugar Omnimax Theater. Leonard Nimoy. Iron Man, not Ironman. Penis theft.

Celebrating Your Past Failures from 2008-04-20T00:00

The MegaTimer. Microsoft and Yahoo walk into a bar. Vista's complete lack of shame. Unicorns and rainbows.

A Classic F.O.E. Mistake from 2008-04-13T00:00

Haircuts. Engineers. Conversations. How to confuse Dostoyevsky with Nabokov. How not to confuse Karate Kid with Step Up 2: The Streets.

Mr. T's Stock Tip Show from 2008-04-06T00:00

Bad Company. Jamba Juice. Cockroaches in the International District. Urination. Drobo colonoscopy. Journey, Foreigner, and Survivor. Mr. T. Minority dwarves.

Ray Kurzweil Never Saw Fantasia from 2008-03-30T00:00

Programmer numbering. Colonoscopy robot 2.0. Replacement sphincters. How lawyers ruin everything. Army of Two 2.

The Manual Process of Checking the Archives from 2008-03-23T00:00

Futuristic warfare. Retarded gangsters. Florida. Airport security. Robotic colonoscopies. Checking the archives. Death ray: manta. Rocketman.

Stretched to the Limits and Back from 2008-03-16T00:00

Inappropriate humping. $4500/hour. Massage robots. Porn acting. Going indie with Metacritic 100% games.

There's Only One Destination from 2008-03-09T00:00

HD fireplaces. Reinstalling Windows XP. MacOS X version names. The second Metracritic 100% games. The Indefinite Bar.

Waiting for a Message You Don't Want To Hear from 2008-03-02T00:00

PS3 vs. 360. Widgets. Clive Barker's Jericho. Hellgates. Army of Two. The first Metacritic 100% games.