Podcasts by Jive-Ass Alien

This Fugging Episode (feat. Lily) from 2023-12-09T16:09:47

What in Earth could this episode be about? Tune in and find out (ok it's been awhile so I don't recall).

Going Adventure (pt.3) from 2023-12-02T19:35:46

The adventure continues! How long will our luck continue? Umm...

Alien Insider Films from 2023-11-25T16:29:26

It's game over man, game over! (on this chat of alien movies) Do Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien have good taste in alien movies? Tune in to find out.

Going on Adventure (pt.2) from 2023-11-18T17:34:09

We continue with spinning tales, can Beth keep us alive for awhile longer?

Going on an Adventure (pt.1) from 2023-11-11T17:17:18

After some interesting banter, we give one of the choose-your-own-adventure books that I've recently acquired a test drive. Will Beth's practicality lead to a long adventure, or will Marc's and ...

Homer Says What? pt.3 from 2023-11-04T17:19:49

We finish up the supposedly-best Homer Simpson quotes (which we then tell you why they're wrong)!

Tarot read pt.2 from 2023-10-28T15:33:32

https://www.leisuremartini.com/why-online-tarot-readings-beat-other-tarot-reading-methods/

Let's keep reading into what lies in our past thru tomorrow, and give a peek into Marc's experien...

Tarot Readings pt.1 from 2023-10-21T16:58:11

One of the scariest things out there is hearing the truth, especially when it comes to your past, present, or future. So what better way to celebrate the spooky days with the Jive-Ass Alien's ta...

Homer Says What? pt.2 from 2023-10-14T16:23:57

We're so close to finishing up this list of Homer's quotes. How many do we get thru? Ummm, I forgot.

Electrifying!!! from 2023-10-07T18:01:10

Instead of hover cars, humanity is moving towards making as many electric vehicles as possible. With this slow advancement how will I ever repair my spaceship?

Homer Says What? pt.1 from 2023-09-30T17:16:02

Has it been awhile since we talked heavily about The Simpsons? Might as well have a conversation about what the Internet thinks are Homer's best quips, and why most missed the mark with our alte...

House That Lego Built from 2023-09-23T16:46:32

Strap in for a treat. The Jive-Ass Alien has a guest host. Real deal Neal "mime time" joins me to chat about Lego.

Games of our Lives (pt.2) from 2023-09-16T16:45:51

https://www.denofgeek.com/games/best-video-game-consoles-ever-ranked/

We finish up the so-called best game systems of all time. How many do we disagree with?

Games of our Lives (pt.1) from 2023-09-09T19:03:46

https://www.denofgeek.com/games/best-video-game-consoles-ever-ranked/

As a bunch of video game nerds, we've played a number of different game systems. Where do they land on this list of th...

News of Today (from before) from 2023-09-02T19:38:21

Xtra! Exciting current (by now old, probably) News!

Piss Poor Driving from 2023-08-26T17:19:40

For our special 150th episode, we're gonna talk about our most-listened to episode. I couldn't remember why I titled it how I did, and finding out was... interesting.

EXTRA! EXTRA! Best Current News! from 2023-08-19T18:18:08

Some Jive-Ass news that caught my attention recently. How weird is your world? In this day and age?

Fun Fresno Facts from 2023-08-12T16:37:09

I came across a few odd, unique facts that show our little city of Fresno in a different light. Anyone out there have a thought or two on what our name claims to fame?

Martia Martian Martians from 2023-08-05T18:45:18

Recent news has the U.S. government admitting to a decades-long knowledge of space aircraft and "non-human" beings. Does this mean that my species is soon to be exposed?

I Spy Books from 2023-07-29T18:02:03

A spy amongst us! Busted!

Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien discuss what we've been reading lately.

AHHH! ROBOTS! from 2023-07-22T18:09:39

Here's another unexpected movie review. Haven't seen this one in some time but felt the need to check it out and show it to my nephews. Is it as good as I remember? Kinda?

50 States pt.9 (Grand Finale) from 2023-07-15T17:33:07

Here it is, the final states that do and don't listen to the Jive-Ass Alien and my ramblings.

Mario Movie Roundtable from 2023-07-08T18:53:17

Just so happens that the Jive-Ass Alien has seen the newest Mario Bros. movie, as did Beth and Marc. What did we think? Overall pretty good, now hear how it compares to the 90s version.

50 States pt.8 from 2023-07-01T16:13:49

Almost done with all the 50 states, promise. Pretty surprised at all the states that listen to us though, thanks a bunch.

50 States pt.7 from 2023-06-24T17:07:43

We're back to hating-er I mean praising the states that have liked our show, at least once.

Geezers Get Gaming pt.2 from 2023-06-17T15:46:16

The exciting conclusion. Will we praise or insult your favorite classic game?

Geezers Get Gaming pt.1 from 2023-06-10T16:23:18

Let's talk video games and things we like, or don't. Who doesn't like hearing of older people complain of how things are now? Or how they used to be?

Why Lego Is A Solo Sport from 2023-06-03T15:45:07

Recorded this months ago and never sure if I wanted to release, but here's a sample to get a feel of if I should release the rest. Ever heard of some of Hollywood find working with animals or ki...

50 States pt.6 from 2023-05-27T18:54:57

Out on the road again, trying to finish up our praise/lambasting of the 50 states. We're still not done.

50 States pt.5 from 2023-05-20T13:38:56

As Beth, Marc, and I, the Jive-Ass Alien, finish up discussing the 50 states, the facts get even goofier.

Drive-In Special (cars&movies) from 2023-05-13T17:16:17

We talk about movies and cars, mostly. And since we're driving a BMW we're gonna be A-holes about it 🤡

50 States pt.4 from 2023-05-06T12:26:29

We keep on riding that road across some of the 50 states we have yet to corner. Let's also say thanks to those that do listen to us as well.

Misc Movie Talk from 2023-04-29T18:40:05

Well this was supposed to be about books we are currently reading, but me and Marc got sidetracked and Beth just rolled with it. So a little bit of book talk but really, just some thoughts on a ...

50 States pt.3 from 2023-04-22T18:36:07

Bet ya can't guess what this week's episode will be? Why yes, we keep on about the states, see how many we can offend. Better yet, can we convince some to tune in?

50 States pt.2 from 2023-04-15T18:03:35

Gonna keep right on sucking up or pissing off whatever states don't listen to our show, and maybe even some that are fans.

50 States pt.1 from 2023-04-08T13:36:34

New season, resurrection/rebirth is the talk of the town. So let's try and pander to these of the 50 states that don't listen to us, while we celebrate those that do, and see if we can make new ...

Driven Mad pt.2 from 2023-04-01T17:22:45

This is it! The exciting conclusion of our driving drama, and the grand finale! (of our 5th season!)

Driven Mad pt.1 from 2023-03-25T13:13:35

In a blatant attempt to try and match the energy of our best? episode this far, Beth, Marc and I get more whining about driving shizz that gets us heated

Fast Food pt2/2 from 2023-03-18T17:08:56

Now we get into the meat (HA!) of the episode, just how fast food is quick to pull fast ones on us.

Cryptid Connection pt.2/2 from 2023-03-11T18:46:02

The meat of the cryptid creatures episode. Have you heard of these popular ones?

Keeping T.A.B.S. on History of the World pt.1 from 2023-03-10T19:31:24

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

This is only a test. Trying to gauge how well-received some game playing will be, but probably more enjoyable watching the YouTube video of us enjoying th...

Fast Food pt1/2 from 2023-03-04T16:56:58

What I thought might be a short rant on fast food turned into an expose. Me, Beth, and Marc dig deep.

Cryptid Connection pt.1/2 from 2023-02-25T17:21:45

(tried finding origin of picture I used, pointed to Etsy but couldn't find original post)

Other than this Jive-Ass alien, there are other uncertain weirdos out there. Beth, Marc, and I dis...

Bad/Good Inventionspt.2of2 from 2023-02-18T18:52:45

In our conclusion, is there an invention we come up with that'll make us rich? Or perhaps not get us sued?
PATENT PENDING!!!

Jive-Ass Book of the Month pt.2of2 from 2023-02-11T17:14:04

Beth, Marc and me finish up our quick talk on what we're currently reading. Any suggestions for what we should try next?

Bad/Good Inventionspt.1of2 from 2023-02-04T17:52:31

Join Beth, Marc, and I as we try out some ideas on inventions that might make us filthy rich someday...

Jive-Ass Book of the Month pt.1of2 from 2023-01-29T18:29:25

Beth, Marc, and I try to expand our limited knowledge by partaking in some reading. Maybe some of our choices will inspire those out there who'd like to read but don't know what to choose.

Where There's a Will, There's the Way pt.2 from 2023-01-21T17:58:32

Here Beth, Marc, and I finish up talking about the darkly funny "Stiff" book. 

Batarang!...(because it Returns)? from 2023-01-14T17:04:19

Of course I didn't forget to talk about Batman Returns when chatting Xmas movies??? Anyway here's what probably started my Batman interests.

Where There's a Will, There's the Way pt.1 from 2023-01-07T16:20:49

Beth, Marc, and me get nerdy, talking about books. Not just any books, but also about dead bodies. Ends with practical life advice so stay tuned.

Pixariffic!!! pt.2/2 from 2022-12-31T18:54:04

Beth, Marc, and I wrap up with our favorites of the Pixar variety. I'm sure there's some we missed our some disagreement with our choices so jiveassalien@gmail.com, let me know!

Xmas-Rated Movie Picks from 2022-12-24T17:58:22

X-rated, or Xmas approved movies by mostly Marc and Beth. Surprisingly I had one or two, even if the holiday stuff was unnoticed.

Batman! Trivia Knight from 2022-12-17T18:36:29

Who is the truest of Batmen??? I dunno, but here's Marc and I playing some Bat trivia.

Pixariffic!!! pt.1/2 from 2022-12-10T19:20:50

Pixar movies seem to have the perfect vibe to just hunker down and watch some good movies. Holidays just seem perfect for this type of entertainment, so catch up on some ya might have missed.

Batmania: Preview from 2022-12-03T15:45:13

The impact that the cartoon Batman: The Animated Series has had on me is immeasurable. One of the few decent memories of my youth is watching Batman and following as he escaped some ridiculous c...

Can I interest you into Seinfeld? pt.2 from 2022-11-26T16:57:57

So all my effort to get Beth and Marc went way worse than anticipated. Beth could barely stay awake thru the episode...at least the Lego set was cool.

The Blurst of Times!!! (Keep it 100th) pt. 3 from 2022-11-19T17:40:27

Been a while but we should probably finish up our celebration? Something to maybe salvage this year???

R.I.P. Batman from 2022-11-12T15:28:24

Marc had me on his podcast to wax poetics about Batman vehicles. Unfortunate that a mighty pillar of Marc and I's Batman love is gone from here...

Story of Toys from 2022-11-05T18:30:57

Getting ready for the holiday season? Bump that, I wanna play now! Beth, Marc, and I discuss our neverland game plan.

Special!!! Hallo, ween Meet Again (4of5) from 2022-10-29T18:14:10

Just in time for Halloween, Beth, Marc, and I (briefly) talk about Halloween specials. Who knows, maybe it'll give some of our international listeners ideas for a movie night... especially our b...

Driven Mad; Hallo, ween Meet Again (3of5) from 2022-10-22T13:56:34

Marc and I keep our conversation going, guess there is more to say.

Driven Mad; Hallo, ween Meet Again (2of5) from 2022-10-15T18:10:43

No one is safe from the sCARy world out there...

Hallo, ween Meet Again (1of5) from 2022-10-08T17:16:14

https://www.etsy.com/people/den25db?ref=shop_home_header

{Puhleeze check out their shop, if for nothing else then just to see some random nostalgia. My silly antics (and lack of visual med...

Can I interest you into Seinfeld? pt.1 from 2022-10-01T15:34:21

Tried so hard, and got so (not at all) far...in the end, didn't even mattererrrrr...
...ahem, yeah Marc and Beth said big ole NO on Seinfeld so unless we somehow convince Beth's friend to tal...

The Blurst of Times!!! (Keep it 100th) pt. 2 from 2022-09-24T15:07:46

What better way to start a new season with continued rambling and nostalgia. Also thought I'd share some sweet droplets of desperately-needed useless trinkets for this jive-ass broadcast. Straig...

The Blurst of Times!!! (Keep it 100th) pt. 1 from 2022-09-17T16:18:16

What a world we live in, where a Jive-Ass Alien can get stranded and make a quirky little podcast that somehow farted out 100 episodes. Well let's see how much more we have in the tank. 

At The Movies (Lights, Camera, Reactions)! pt.2 from 2022-09-10T16:39:41

The 2nd part has twice as much content, so there's that...

At The Movies (Lights, Camera, Reactions)! pt.1 from 2022-09-03T16:24:20

When I decide to try and take on Hollywood, what kind should I make? Well I recently caught a few old and new that be just what the doctor ordered.

Jive-Ass Hollywood from 2022-08-27T17:18:51

I've been itching to get another movie going, ever since our take on Nosferatu. Let's see what we can get going. Next stop, Hollywood!

For Those About to Rock of Ages (Tune in to Channel Zeroes) from 2022-08-20T17:23:41

Beth, Marc, and JAA expound on the unfamiliar relationship between drugs and music, I think, for the most part anyway...

Dr. Greenthumb pt.1 from 2022-08-13T18:06:58

Beth, Marc, and I discuss how the drugs our parents warned us about, just might be the future of medicine. Any excuse to trip far out, man 👽

Hallow From July pt.2 from 2022-08-06T15:37:43

Beth and I finish up our fantasizing of cooler weather that is soon to come...unless the world implodes on itself, whatever...

Hallow From July pt.1 from 2022-07-30T14:16:06

If anyone thinks it's bollocks to start celebrating XMas around before Thanksgiving, let alone Halloween then, it's only fair to start celebrating Halloween while middle of the year. Beth doesn'...

Duck Me, Duck You, Duck Around&Find Out pt.2 from 2022-07-23T14:57:25

We're enjoying the game so let the good times roll for Beth, Marc, and I

Duck Me, Duck You, Duck Around&Find Out pt.1 from 2022-07-16T19:35:07

Pretty hilarious that the few potheads I know wouldn't play this game with me, which is marketed directly at us, err I mean them, yet Beth and Marc were up for the shenanigans. Duck yeah!

Documented Fresno pt. 2 from 2022-07-09T16:51:54

It turns out Beth & Marc have lots more ideas for this Jive-Ass Alien to report back to his home plane- er, to make a documentary for Earth humans. Yes, that's it 🤫

Documented Fresno pt. 1 from 2022-07-02T13:31:59

Beth, Marc, and I brainstorm ideas, the sort of topics a documentary about Fresno 

Leo Da Vinch from 2022-06-25T18:51:06

The 3 banditos are always hungry for some tasty new tidbits that we can share. As I've observed earthlings for some time I have found some to be of particular interests.

Mother F'ers of Inventions pt.2 from 2022-06-18T12:39:07

We keep the good times rolling with the game about inventions that would make us billions (in lawsuits).

I Begin to Simpsonfy...WAH! from 2022-06-11T14:01:42

The Unholy Trinity that is Beth, Marc, and I imagine what Simpson character we best identified or identify with.

Hobbies To Hobble Along With from 2022-06-04T19:56:26

As Beth, Marc, and I discuss the mundane activities that have kept us (questionably?) sane, I realize just how extensively they contribute to my bliss (AKA ignorance to the MAX)

Mother F'ers of Inventions pt.1 from 2022-05-28T18:16:46

We start a streak of games, here with one where the goal is to create inventions for the most mundane of inconveniences.

Board the Games from 2022-05-21T17:18:12

There's always board games being released that catch my attention. Although many of them take lots of setup there are a few that I couldn't resist buying them, even if I didn't have the people t...

Driven Mad from 2022-05-14T18:29:26

Cars are one decent way in which humans are better than animals. Still, wish I could fly...

(Found that original silly picture here https://images.app.goo.gl/z8qoai16DS7QK3eSA)

Extras, Extras! Weed, All About It? from 2022-05-07T16:40:54

(couldn't find artist of the pic, too bad cuz it's hilarious, want to see more)

Unintentionally Beth, Marc, and I talk a lot about that controversial topic, you know, chronic, Mary Jane, d...

Jive-Ass Book Club pt.2 from 2022-04-30T14:53:48

Who knew books could be of some use? Looking forward to expanding our libraries in the coming months.

I'm Old, Kinda Cold, Get Used To It! from 2022-04-23T15:20:31

Beth listens to an old fart whine about the aging process. Geez, when did humans start to buy into the madness!

Jive-Ass Book Club pt.1 from 2022-04-16T16:08:32

Beth, Marc, and me show what might be the start of an enlightening endeavor. We enjoy reading to certain extents and maybe our choices will give insight into our funky behaviors.

Choose Your Famous Favorite Fresnan pt.2 from 2022-04-09T16:18:43

Wasn't planned to be stuck on Fresno love for many episodes but there's just so much gosh-darn neat-o tidbits of our city that our worldwide fanbase might enjoy...

Choose Your Famous Favorite Fresnan pt.1 from 2022-04-02T15:41:14

Came across some people from fiction that happened to be from Fresno, how strange...

Fun In Fresno_2/2 from 2022-03-26T13:07:46

We finish up our list of some fun activities that can be done in Fresno. Some of these I look forward to trying and some get a big thumbs-up from Beth and Marc, while one gets a big fat hell no....

Fun In Fresno_1/2 from 2022-03-19T15:54:07

Even for many that were born here in Fresno, there's lots to do that many have yet to experience. Need some ideas? Here are a few, from some jive-ass people...

Some Things I Hate About Disney from 2022-03-12T14:59:30

To show that Beth isn't brainwashed by some Disney cult, here are some stuff that really grinds her gears.

Sister...SISTER! (and Jive) from 2022-03-05T17:18:51

Though our schedules don't always align we managed to find an hour for 3 of us to get together. Will our questioning bring about some deep, dark secrets we've tried to suppress???

Peer-Reviewed Preview from 2022-02-26T16:43:17

Beth, Marc, and I discuss some of the topics that I've come up with using the don't-break-chain method. Yes some of these (ok probably all of em) aren't winners but that's not the point.

Adventure Time (C'mon, tell a friend, aww C'MON...please)? from 2022-02-19T17:37:01

We started off reading some more of Marc's adventure. Does he make it farther than our other times? Do ya even care? Well we take some mo stuff so check it out.

https://external-previe...

Don't Break the Chain from 2022-02-12T17:03:41

Turn that life that's burning to the ground, upside down...or something.
Now that the fake kind spiriting of the holidays are over, time to improve oneself. Stumbled across this neat habit to...

Speed-Dating Apps-pt.2 from 2022-02-05T19:17:20

Let's wrap up this amazing dating advice and get ready for some true romance...

Speed-Dating Apps-pt.1 from 2022-01-29T17:48:54

Been a while since I dove into the cesspool that is know as the online dating app world, so let's give it a go. Will I be scammed, will I actually message to and from a REAL person? It's possibl...

Criss-Cross Applesauce from 2022-01-22T16:29:12

I sit down with Bash and a pal of his to try and find some common ground, ideally to try and keep on reaching higher ground.

Jive-Ass Actor? (Shh! Quiet!) from 2022-01-15T17:14:21

Beth, Marc and I have also worked on other projects (well one really, but want to do so much more) and brainstormed on more, will they come to fruition?

2021; Is it over? pt.2/2 from 2022-01-08T18:29:22

What a year it's been, thanks to everyone who tunes in (and extra thanks if ya read this)

2021; Is it over? pt.1/2 from 2022-01-01T15:05:09

My lil bubba on the ornament says it all; "2021: Can't Stand the Sight of Ya!"

Couple of Fun Guys from 2021-12-25T19:09:14

Psychedelics are something that should be approached with caution 😳

Jokes and Riddles from 2021-12-18T18:39:44

Bash listens patiently as I summarize a Batman comic to him...
... it's as exciting as it sounds...

Gateway Thrift Music from 2021-12-11T20:44:36

We bring up some of the music that keeps us grooving thru life, and maybe some Robin Williams love.

And Now For Something Illuminating_Conspire.pt2/2 from 2021-12-04T18:02:32

Sometimes talking about what we believe can get heavy, so Bash and I go ahead and engage in some less heavy topic talk.

Get Up, a Get, Get, Get Down_Conspire.pt1/2 from 2021-11-27T17:25:02

I've always been intrigued by conspiracy theories, regardless of the strong opinions one way or another. Basshizzle brings his take on one that just doesn't seem to want to go away.

I'm a Highway Star!-pt.2 from 2021-11-20T19:38:41

Now we get into the meat of why driving appears to have become less important from when we first grabbed the wheel.

I'm a Highway Star!-pt.1 from 2021-11-13T15:57:02

One of the few actual joys I have on this planet is putting pedal to the metal and exploring best I can. Earthlings, however, continue with degrading driving abilities, which Beth and Marc help ...

Disney Loons from 2021-11-06T17:43:32

Though I don't have a serious stake either way, I've always teased Beth about her Disney fandom. Now I ask myself if any of my stances have any truth.

New Show Theme: https://www.free-stoc...

#5 Monster Mash (Hap Hween Hurrbody!) from 2021-10-31T18:16:58

Beth, Marc, and I wrap up this themed holiday run with us watching a cult classic. Spoiler; pretty good

Intro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/alexander-nakarada-halloween-theme-3.mp3...

#4 Monster Mash (This is Halloween...or Xmas?) from 2021-10-24T17:53:33

Seems that since The Nightmare Before Christmas movie came out people have been adamant about what holiday it belonged to. This won't make it any clearer but it's silly enough to be worth a list...

#3 Monster Mash (movies to watch in the dark) from 2021-10-17T17:48:16

Beth, Gwen, the Googler and I talk about the movies that we've seen, horror-related, mostly...

Intro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/alexander-nakarada-halloween-theme-3.mp3
Outro...

#2 Monster Mash (Arbor abode of spine-tingly-ingly) from 2021-10-10T16:30:30

We both like this show, has a Homer Simpson, Marge, Bart and Lisa Simpson, think it was called, "The Silly Family" or something 🤷🏻‍♀️

Intro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/alexande...

#1 Monster Mash (Ole' Sword Fight @ The Glorious Orifice) from 2021-10-03T14:05:27

Stand up for your pride of Old Glory with this completely original, eunuch episode...ok I'll stop now

Intro: https://www.free-stock-music.com/alexander-nakarada-halloween-theme-3.mp3
Ou...

Beth's Top ? Fave Movies-2/2 from 2021-09-25T17:09:46

Somehow we get around to finishing up Beth's list of movies she loves. Was she paid by big movie studio? The truth is out there, look to the skis...

Love thy Album-2/2 from 2021-09-18T15:06:49

In spite of Snoop's presence I still enjoy the album.

Beth's Top ? Fave Movies-1/2 from 2021-09-11T17:23:56

Trying to get a better idea of the type of movies Beth is into, she's prepared a list that might surprise, well, me 👽

Love thy Album-1/2 from 2021-09-04T18:01:02

Talking about probably my favorite subjects; music. Having such a complicated relationship with it (and the one I've had the longest) music is intertwined in my soul. Therefore it's perfectly re...

Buck buck buck, bucket list pt.2 from 2021-08-28T16:31:27

Beth's great idea paid off big time. We had lots of experiences that are yet to be seen. Puts a lot in perspective.

https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/16428/mr-bucket

https://www.ho...

Battle Buds...get it, because... from 2021-08-21T19:03:49

Here's something I've wanted to talk about for some time, my time in the military, and with witnesses.

Bucket, List it For All I care! (1/2) from 2021-08-14T18:17:48

https://www.redbubble.com/i/greeting-card/Kicking-the-bucket-is-not-on...

Wooz Wooz from 2021-08-07T17:22:43

Still stuck on this planet so I guess I'll try to repair this human skinsuit I'm trapped in. Now that I think about it, perhaps the time I put it through rigorous military (basic) training is a ...

Looks Like It Was "Justified" from 2021-07-31T16:05:52

I try to justify watching a show that justifiedly was already was a favorite of mine, but further research and recent rewatches that I justify with some good old research. I think the show was c...

Monkeying Around Gets Real; Disney Highlights Top 5! (-1) from 2021-07-24T16:46:12

Beth wanted to see if I'm a man of my worm (meant to say word, obviously, but this flub is aces 😄) and yep yep yep yep!

Omorashi from 2021-07-17T18:00:48

We bring Marc back to see how much more car chaos talk we can squeeze into an hour.

From Bethany to MacBeth! from 2021-07-10T17:35:39

July 12, 2020 was when the first episode of this show was released. Very cool, thanks to everyone who tunes in, means a lot 🤘🏽👽🤘🏽

(Is)This is the End? from 2021-07-03T16:51:32

Is this an end of an era? Keeping up with the Jones'? So many choices now when back in the 1980's-early 90's color choices for the less wealthy was...not so good. 

I Understand (I Think?) from 2021-06-26T16:16:12

Beth and I started recalling all of the childish, immature behavior we (used to) do that we don't seem to remember where we got it from. Now that I think about it, there are a lot of people that...

The Simpsons (Redux) from 2021-06-19T14:15:40

We completely goofed and left out 2 of our favorite Simpsons characters, some that we constantly quote to each. Time to fix that.

(insert your favorite band here) RULEZ!!!!! from 2021-06-12T18:02:20

Beth and I have Marc join us for a group discussion about the gentlemanly tradition known as concerts, where level-headed individuals gather together to pay respects to our beloved musicians.

Batman (arguing) Returns!!! from 2021-06-05T18:43:03

We wrap up the first go around about who would make a better Batman. It's something I've thought about before and my pal Bash thinks he has a better claim to the mantle, hmmm...

#1 Movie of All-Time is... from 2021-05-29T14:08:07

Getting ready to continue my "Better Batman" argument with my friend Bash we start talking about what he considers to be the best movie of all time (or his favorite but not best, which could not...

#1 Simpsons? Not sure I get that reference... from 2021-05-22T15:41:55

We drop so many Simpsons references in our episodes but to Beth and I our love for that show goes far beyond the, shall we say, healthy?

(PLEASE go watch the Cowboy Bebop/Trigun fanmade cl...

And now for something completely different... from 2021-05-15T15:56:54

I don't have as much knowledge of Monty Python but it is absolutely some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen. Beth schools me on so much since apparently I don't know as much as I assumed.

I Pity the Fools! from 2021-05-08T22:56:37

For no particular reason it has been some time since we last spoke with Marc, so let's hear his car history...

Gotta Go Fast!!!!!!!!!!! from 2021-05-01T14:37:35

My admiration for Earth's silly combustible contraptions, that humans willingly climb inside of or straddle with their genitals just above it, has been an important part of my assimilation. Alwa...

Man Bat pt.1 Begins! from 2021-04-24T10:06:08

Beth sits this one out since she's not a fan of the spittle and drooling that occurs when I talk about the "Bat"-looking "Man" (trying hard to not get sued!) so a BUDdy from work, Bash, joins me...

Avatar: The Last I'll Remember from 2021-04-17T16:28:01

One of the surprises I have discovered about Beth thru these shows is that she is a fan of the Avatar anime. Heard a lot about this show before so I asked her to provide a summary and it's defin...

Kurt Malloy:"I also babysit" from 2021-04-10T15:57:02

In as little chaos as possible for Beth and I, we attempt to talk about the video game experiences that have shaped our lives.

AAA-All About Anime from 2021-04-03T17:10:53

Although I've never shied away from enjoy cartoons (even if I didn't let people know I watched some weird ones) I could never really get into anime. It might surprise a lot of people but since i...

1st Month in; how're we doing? from 2021-02-13T19:37:54

The first month of 2021 is already over and I wonder just what the heck it is gonna look like this year.

Sex Sells, But Who's Buying? (this story)? from 2021-01-30T16:31:08

In a move that she is absolutely regretting, Beth (w/ Marc) agrees to listen to my story of almost getting scammed by some lowlife using the good wholesome name of a former pornstar. Yes, of cou...

5lbs Gummy Bears Can Only Get You so Far from 2021-01-02T16:19:39

Messed up wanting to do a wrap-up of the show so far, so me and Beth do what we do best and improvise (crashing and burning, but with style).

2020; Nature vs Nurture from 2020-12-26T18:04:32

I've wanted to do an episode where I actually stop and reflect on the conversations that we've had on this show. Not so much a "best of" but more of the perspective of someone who is more of an ...

Agree to Disagree on 2020-redux from 2020-12-19T21:51:20

As I attempted to use this episode to sum up our respective year we descend into some easy convo, so enjoy, we'll get it right next time, scout's honor ;) 

Family Group Therapy Session pt.1 from 2020-12-12T18:23:53

Thank God year's almost over. Not just because of that thing (you know the one) but so family time is no longer available 😎

Ewwww, grime, er uh, Grunge from 2020-12-05T19:00:25

Jess never forgets her punk roots, evidence of her tenacious determination, quiet but powerful, like a mother Raven who sits humbly in the shadows of the trees. What?????

Wild Wild Mess-pt.? from 2020-11-21T18:09:25

Wanted to talk all about the wild west and why I'd like to have lived then, but it gets loony.

(Did you like it? Want to hear more? Got 30mins more that kinda doesn't follow the theme but ...

We Are Anarchy...(WAA) from 2020-11-15T16:16:12

In these times of family gatherings, which are frowned upon for the most part, it's perfect for getting some truth out of one another.

Rica the Freaka, Tony the Cannoli, and Jesse the Loch Nessie (seldom seen, ya know?) from 2020-11-07T18:12:53

Now we start to get a better-rounded idea of what went on in our upbringing, how about yours? Takeaways, regrets, precious moments, etc.?

It's a Wrap? Or hitting a time warp? from 2020-10-03T15:43:21

Beth and I make an amazing discovery. All I'm saying is if you've at least been distracted by our soothing sounds as you're being tormented on the toilet by some vengeful spicy food, you should ...

I Can Count to 10 from 2020-09-26T19:07:03

Beth and I get to the nitty-gritty of how we are in sync (answer: Shitty Roberts). Trying to have one last hurrah at tying up any loose ends of my alienated mentality. After this, what's left???...

That's (not) All Folks! from 2020-09-19T17:00:36

Me and Beth dig up more of our adventures working at storage facility. We can only recall so much at a given time before we risk brain hemorrhaging so more to come.

Feces on the Car from 2020-09-13T11:42:13

No particular reason why the (Green Day) dookie theme persists, but recently a fan mentioned liking the show so much that they listen to us when on the shitter (DM me for photographic proof ;)

Feces on the Stage from 2020-09-05T18:55:34

Really starting to get a picture of why I feel alien, or at least when I started to ease up and actually try to understand myself. Sobriety had to come and go but eventually I focused on my well...

Party Hardly Like it's 1999 from 2020-08-30T12:46:37

Continuing on with the Cliff notes to my life's story. This episode begins my transformative years from finishing school and what to do with my life, and really if I'm to be alive at all. First ...

Blast Off!(the 2nd coming) from 2020-08-22T15:49:38

Beth helps me get enough content to make this a fun listen. Keep checking for more content sooner rather than later.

Let's Talk About Sex...tuplets who play Sax Together from 2020-08-16T17:46:22

The first of a double-donger of an episode. Nothing too gross, like Beth said, "I don't think any lower of you than I already did"
Lighthearted PG-13 look into what I've learned about the bir...

Fun With Nazis from 2020-08-08T16:24:51

We rundown the path Marc takes to get back to Fresno, and whatever the heck I'm about.

Coming not-soon-enough...(I'd buy that for an ounce of silver) from 2020-08-02T18:56:21

Many people have asked, nay, DEMANDED that I upload something ASAP, but every 2 weeks is what I can handle at the moment. Appreciate all the support and I will keep the goodies coming, swear on ...

Duck, duck, goose (or Sister, sister, brother...whatever) from 2020-07-26T17:12:08

Beth sat this one out as I quickly bring in other siblings to make my outsider persona more clear. Great Scott, they're multiplying!!!

Journey of 1,000 miles... from 2020-07-12T12:37:49

Shout-out to djcruzctrl for hooking me up with tjust the right music vibe.
https://instagram.com/djcruzctrl?igshid=dec724m8b3iu<...

Setting Down the Block of Marble from 2020-07-12T12:28:17

As usual, trying to accurately convey my chaotic thoughts so that anyone can kinda get at least a shred of what I'm thinking...