Podcasts by Johnjay
The Johnjay & Rich Show is a non-stop blend of pop culture, music news and events, and relationship advice. The show is a special brand of "reality radio," where you're able to interact with the crew from morning to night via every form of social media - Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, Facebook, email and text messaging. There's never a dull moment with this crew!! PLUS, 2nd DATE UPDATE! WAR of the ROSES!
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Can anyone just do my shopping for me? from 2023-12-12T18:51:54
You will be paid in instant coffee packets from our break room.
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
Rich has a new hobby!
Payton is excited for the SUPER BOWL...halftime show.
Another John...
If Usher doesn't YEAH, we riot. from 2023-12-12T18:45:41
We've got 4 SECOND RULE! TALKBACKS! + Unfug is going to tell you 3 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW!
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CHRISTMAS WISHES and Jack in the Box tacos from 2023-12-12T16:58:15
Also, is Ricky too old man-ish?
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Rich's new hobby. from 2023-12-12T16:57:01
+ 3 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW
+ PAYTON'S PREDICTIONS
+ soMUCHmore!
If you don't watch Jingle All the Way, is it even Christmas? from 2023-12-11T18:08:20
NOT IN MY WORLD, bro.
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
The awkward place you ran into your ex!
STACKS & HACKS!
Payton reviews TIK TOK IN THE MIX!
St. Nic's Holiday Movie Myster...
Johnjay's got the meats. from 2023-12-08T16:25:43
Well, he HAD the meats.
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
Another Johnjay & Rich CHRISTMAS WISH!
Holiday party HORROR stories!
Natalie met Taylor Swift!
COMPLICATED CHRISTMAS CA...
When Taylor Swift sees ONLY YOU. from 2023-12-08T16:12:31
Natalie got a BIG hug from Taylor Swift...and we're getting the backstory.
+ CHRISTMAS WISH!
and your Holiday Party HORROR stories!
The Holiday Party Hangover Show! from 2023-12-08T14:39:31
Johnjay got DENIED! Payton, did not...
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Let's get in the spirit! from 2023-12-07T18:11:46
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
Santa's BRAT PATROL!
A very important update from NIGEL!
WAR of the ROSES!
ADD Trivia and so much more!!
Here, take this gift that I received. from 2023-12-07T17:52:12
What's YOUR take on regifting???
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Nigel's at it again! from 2023-12-07T17:43:41
+ WAR of the ROSES!
+ Santa's BRAT PATROL!
+ Why you hate your customers!?
If it takes place during Christmas, it's a Christmas movie. from 2023-12-06T17:45:09
No one will convince me otherwise.
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
Another tale from the road with Payton, Grant, and Nic!
Your DEATHBED CONFESSIONS!
Kyle goes to EVERY Holiday party!...
High towel guy. We all know him. from 2023-12-06T16:59:22
More fallout from Payton, Grant, and Nic's trip to TEXAS!
+ Predictions AND we're talking to "Good Deed" Daniel.
Dog bites and obnoxious parents. from 2023-12-05T17:28:16
Not sure which is worse.
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
Payton's friend needs some advice!
2nd DATE UPDATE!
The Ho Ho Holiday Challenge!
Is that scent...Rich?
+ SOmuchMORE!
When is the cutoff to ask about Thanksgiving? from 2023-12-04T17:17:29
Because I think Johnjay is past it.
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
Payton, Nic, and Grant go on the road!
Jenna's got a gift issue!
When someone walked in on YOUR date!
Kyle Unfu...
Gunnar's birthday and Taylor's at Lambeau! from 2023-12-04T17:06:09
PLUS, we're playing Payton's Categories!
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Kyle gets WILD. from 2023-12-04T16:44:06
The Unfugs threw a party to remember!
+ When someone walked in on YOUR date!
ROAD TRIP! from 2023-12-04T15:37:30
Some of the staff went to Texas this weekend! The question is... Did they all make it back???
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Christmas Wishes&Long Lines at The Dollar Store from 2023-12-01T17:33:50
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What Should James Do? from 2023-12-01T17:30:42
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Christmas Wish (and More)! from 2023-12-01T17:08:34
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Dollar Store Lines are Nuts! from 2023-12-01T16:09:27
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Payton With The New Hair from 2023-11-30T17:52:48
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Just Add A Potato from 2023-11-30T17:45:06
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Friends With Your Ex? from 2023-11-30T16:53:53
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The Oxygen Tank Saga Continues from 2023-11-30T15:19:39
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It's That Time of Year Again! from 2023-11-29T17:17:49
Christmas Wish is back! PLUS Johnjay's having a problem with his oxygen tank, a creepy voicemail, K.P. Tea AND so much more!
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That's My Vibe.... from 2023-11-29T17:11:22
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Christmas Wish is BACK! from 2023-11-29T16:25:22
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My Oxygen Tank is Too Loud from 2023-11-29T15:32:32
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Someone's Got Baby Fever! from 2023-11-28T17:09:01
Today's show had some wild twists and turns, Tinder mysteries, Gale Lewis & someone on our show might be thinking about having a baby....WHO COULD IT BE?
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The Great Tinder Mystery... from 2023-11-28T16:35:04
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Johnjay! I'm Eating Your Food! from 2023-11-28T15:19:30
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Cyber Monday Strikes Again.... from 2023-11-27T17:35:08
Strangest things you've seen at Walmart, Cyber Monday deals and much more!
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But I Don't Want Voicemail.... from 2023-11-27T17:11:03
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Weirdest Thing You've Seen At Walmart? from 2023-11-27T15:58:36
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So Many T-Shirts! from 2023-11-27T14:58:49
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A Destination Wedding&The Posture Corrector from 2023-11-24T16:48:03
Why do you have to explain your name? When is it the right time to move out? Meme Tweets & so much more!!
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Wait....Why Are You Named THAT? from 2023-11-24T16:40:03
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Is Nightmare Before Christmas Actually A Christmas Movie? from 2023-11-24T16:01:40
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How'd You Get Revenge on Your Ex? from 2023-11-24T15:36:45
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Will Payton let Johnjay shave her head? from 2023-11-23T16:21:04
TODAY ON THE SHOW... TONI IS DATING a 20 YEAR OLD, NOBODY CAN SEEM TO REMEMBER THE TIME, LEON EATS COOKIES IN BED... and MUCH MUCH MORE
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Johnjay has beef with Lorde from 2023-11-23T16:16:59
Public celebrities are people's private bullies, you know! ALSO, TONI IS IN HER 30S and IS DATING SOMEONE YOUNGER THAN BABY NOAH?!?
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Tell me about ya mother, kitty cat! from 2023-11-23T15:56:11
Payton dating old men!!!??!?! WAR OF THE ROSES... CAT BEHAVIORALISTS... what is going on!?!??
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Stop eating cookies in bed, who knows who I will blame next! from 2023-11-23T14:56:37
GENDER REVEALS ON JJR? Who have we become. Also, Rich can't handle crumbs, hold him back!
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HONK if you love THE Rich Berra! from 2023-11-22T20:02:16
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
Rich reveals his gift!
Johnjay discovers a gift he got was...not great.
LOVE...You don't even know him!
4 SECOND RULE!
+ SOmuchMORE!
Methinks you may not know him, lady. from 2023-11-22T19:56:15
But, hey, that's just me guessing!
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Rich... Your gift... Is completely pointless. from 2023-11-22T19:50:26
Car horns and weird alarms! That's what Berra does!
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Gwen...we should talk. from 2023-11-22T19:40:40
PLUS, Johnjay's celeb sightings! STACKS & HACKS! PREDICTIONS and MORE!
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I'm also getting my parents high for Thanksgiving. from 2023-11-21T18:10:12
"Can anyone guess the special ingrediant in this brownie???"
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
2nd DATE UPDATE!
Johnjay's priorities!
TALKBACKS!
Kindergarteners make us smile!
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3 THINGS 2: Still High from 2023-11-21T18:05:55
So, wait... Snoop pulled a fast one on all of us?
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Christmas is still coming for Shakira from 2023-11-21T18:04:21
That's my favorite thing Kyle has ever said.
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Lee knows a whole bunch about Megan Markle from 2023-11-21T18:03:57
I know that she's kind of a princess, right?
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Have you ever had someone publicly review your date? from 2023-11-21T18:03:29
Well, that's what we're doing RIGHT NOW.
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2nd DATE UPDATE: Royce and Kerri from 2023-11-21T18:02:49
Royce THOUGHT everything went well..........
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Simone's got probzzzz from 2023-11-21T17:59:39
Her boyfriend is cheating...but it's more complicated than that.
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Kyle and Payton have friends. from 2023-11-21T17:58:41
I cannot say the same for the rest of us.
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Them kindy gawdnas are ADORABLE. from 2023-11-21T17:57:23
(read that title like you're Joe Pesci in Home Alone.)
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3 Things YOU Need to Know! from 2023-11-21T17:56:32
Kyle's got the news! Payton's got horoscopes!
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Priorities, man. from 2023-11-21T17:56
Sometimes you realize something about yourself that is just plain surprising.
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Suits is serious. Take notes. from 2023-11-20T17:09:44
Now, we know that.
TODAY on the SHOW:
The BOMB you're dropping on Thanksgiving!
4 SECOND RULE!
Kyle's decoration adventure!
TV TALK + so much more!!
3 Things YOU Need to Know: CRUISE CONTROL from 2023-11-20T16:37:54
Also, what does it sound like when Mariah Carey has to sneeze?
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People are NOT happy about Johnjay's SUITS spoilers.... from 2023-11-20T16:30:03
Take the USA NETWORK seriously, JOHNJAY!?
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Ashley's Turkey Day BOMB from 2023-11-20T15:44:15
Oh, boy... Ashley... This is going to be awkward.
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Kyle should never decorate unsupervised. from 2023-11-20T15:43:11
It's okay, Kyle. We're with you.
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3 Things YOU Need to Know + PAYTON'S PREDICTIONS from 2023-11-20T15:42:10
What's goin' on today, ladies???
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This show is 15 years old... BUT SPOILER ALERT. from 2023-11-20T15:41:33
What's everyone watching???
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Instagram buys and parking woes. from 2023-11-17T17:08:13
TODAY on the SHOW:
We're all dealing with SOMETHING.
The bomb you're dropping on Turkey Day!
Noah and the antique store!
REMEMBER the TIME + so MUCH more!!
Let's hear your Thanksgiving DRAMA from 2023-11-17T16:42:29
What are you dropping on YOUR family???
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Noah is like an antique from 2023-11-17T16:42:02
Where we goin? The brass monkey? That funky monkey?
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Just park like a regular, normal human being. from 2023-11-17T16:41
That way you're not bothering me.
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Ya'll woke up and chose violence. from 2023-11-17T16:39:43
I mean, you're not Batman...
...or are you...?
Payton's TV lives amongst the clouds now. from 2023-11-16T17:58:06
What a wild ride that was, huh guys?!?
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
Your ANNOYING co-workers!
WAR of the ROSES!
Kyle's mistaken identity!
CELEBRITY WHO SAID THAT!
+ SOmuc...
Unfug Productions Presents: CELEBRITY WHO SAID THAT from 2023-11-16T16:48:12
Give me ALL THE Chris's, Kyle!
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Everybody's heard about the bird. from 2023-11-16T16:08:14
Talkbacks! +...it's THURSDAY...and Johnjay's got a game for youuuuUUUUuuuu!
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Kyle and Payton bring the TEA from 2023-11-16T15:41:16
What's happening in Hollywood, ladies?
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Stacey has five jobs. Rich kind of has one. from 2023-11-16T15:26:44
Just callin' it like I see it!
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No one asked about my annoying co-workers. from 2023-11-16T15:19:51
Apparently they didn't have an hour to waste.
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PAYTON'S PREDICTIONS: What board game are you? from 2023-11-16T14:19:24
Payton's got the deets!
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Hang my TV so people won't judge me. from 2023-11-15T18:16:57
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
Payton needs help!
A special return of WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY!
What's in YOUR trunk???
You got arrested...at work???
NOISE MACHINE + so much more!!
Sorry for ruining your life, Rich. from 2023-11-15T17:49:48
+ TALKBACKS that'll knock your socks into other people's laundry!
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What's in your trunk??? from 2023-11-15T16:59:09
Like, if you got pulled over, what in your car would make the cop go, "wtf is going on here?!?"
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A (very special) WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY from 2023-11-15T16:43:48
Jasmine wants to know what the heck is going on with her friend, Nicole!
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The only way I can survive is if my kids use tablets. from 2023-11-15T16:36:23
And DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME.
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3 Things You Need to Know + Aaron is moving! from 2023-11-15T16:35:18
Seriously. Just HEARING about someone moving gives me anxiety.
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Payton's Predictions about Pete! from 2023-11-15T16:34:26
Which of Pete Davidson's EX's are YOU?
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Kyle's Trolling from 2023-11-14T17:37:14
Give me a break, guys. These titles can't all be winners.
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
2nd DATE UPDATE
Johnjay's new store!
Your (secret) good news!
ADD Trivia!
I like to call this CHAT KPTea from 2023-11-14T16:57:22
This is where Kyle and Payton talk entertainment!
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These celebrities are thankful for...what? from 2023-11-14T16:11:31
It's Tuesday...and Johnjay's got a game for youuuuuuu
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Angela needs our help from 2023-11-14T15:50:03
She lost her Dad unexpectedly a couple weeks ago, but we might be able to reunite them somehow.
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Ben's got a serious roomie prob from 2023-11-14T15:47:51
What would YOU do in his situation???
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2nd DATE UPDATE: Chris and Abby from 2023-11-14T15:34:23
What started with an adult sleepover...ended in ghosting. So what went wrong?
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Dear Everyone, BREAK UP TODAY from 2023-11-14T15:31:53
Today is the day to end things if you want to save yourself holiday heartache!
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Guys... Maybe weed isn't an awful idea on Thanksgiving. from 2023-11-13T17:01:50
It would certainly make some of my uncles more tolerable.
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
Payton and Grant celebrate!
It's FAMILY PHOTO season!
PAYTON'S CATEGORIES.
How YOU got re...
Three Things 2: Judgement Day from 2023-11-13T16:31:58
The applause in this bit is totally real.
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Why are pictures so damn complicated??? from 2023-11-13T15:45:41
Seriously, every year they get harder and harder.
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How did YOU get revenge? from 2023-11-13T15:32:12
Let us know if you can beat any of these stories!
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Stephanie's work issues turn into Payton and Grant comparing Target stories. from 2023-11-13T15:13:41
Honestly, I don't know how this got so sideways.
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Payton and Grant have Thanksgiving. from 2023-11-13T15:07:42
NOT the same kind that you have.
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Rich, do you happen to know how to take the best photos? from 2023-11-13T14:54:17
BECAUSE I'M TAKING YOUR ADVICE SO DON'T SCREW ME
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Remember that time Johnjay got mad? from 2023-11-13T14:53:19
Dude. It was today. Seriously, listen to this. He was so mad. He's still mad. Even now. Just so mad.
5 minutes later:
Still mad.
5 hours later:
Still mad.
Johnjay, you're just like a pill. from 2023-11-13T14:52:16
Instead of making me better, you keep making me take these quizzes.
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You're a mean one, Mr. (insert zodiac sign here). from 2023-11-13T14:51:39
Payton's going to tell you the MEANEST zodiac sign in celebration of World Kindness Day!
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We talked about karaoke and tumbleweeds today. Is this real life? from 2023-11-10T18:21:32
Seriously, I feel like this is a simulation.
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
Clarissa has a BIZZARE date!
The things TOXIC people say!
BEAT SHAZAM!
Johnjay has a game for youuuuuu...
BEAT SHAZAM: 50 Cent edition from 2023-11-10T17:30:29
How'd you do??? Probably better than Payton.
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I need that guy to stop me from singing karaoke from 2023-11-10T17:21:43
Seriously, it's a real problem.
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Here's Johnnnnnnyyyy.... from 2023-11-10T17:17:02
Someone from Johnny's life reached out to him...before the BIGGEST DAY OF HER LIFE.
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STACKS and HACKS: Kahlua needs from 2023-11-10T17:12:13
Let's celebrate STACKS AND HACKS together!
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Kyle Unfug Presents: 3 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW from 2023-11-10T17:05:27
+ Johnjay has a very special game for you...
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Yeah, fine. I guess I need new eyes. from 2023-11-09T19:18:51
Johnjay, you know anyone that'll do an eye transplant?
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
WAR of the ROSES!
How are you adulting?
Payton gets emo!
4 SECOND RULE!
+ SOMUCHMORE!!
Did anyone else know Grant had a cat? from 2023-11-09T18:52:21
I am just as perplexed as you are.
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Where ya goin' on your bye week, Travie??? from 2023-11-09T18:15:36
Let's get all the tea in Hollywood from Kyle and Payton!
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He shall henceforth be known as GAP-MAN from 2023-11-09T18:12:44
You CAN achieve your dreams!
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Yeah! Make her cry, man! from 2023-11-09T18:09:58
PayPay got emotional today...but about what???
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I think everyone was confused here. from 2023-11-09T18:08:01
Brian/Alex... You drank what...?
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WAR of the ROSES: Denise and Orlando from 2023-11-09T18:07:29
...What was Orlando up to while Denise was on a work trip...?
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Payton has Doja Cat. Johnjay has eyes. from 2023-11-09T18:04:03
Both were equally impressive!
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I'll trade you my STACKS for your HACKS. from 2023-11-09T18:03:23
Or, just give me yours and I'll have the power of BOTH!
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Johnjay went VIRALl!! from 2022-04-20T17:20:24
Last night, Phoenix Suns v. New Orleans Pelicans, YOU HAD to be there.... IT JUST SO HAPPENS JOHNJAY WAS! You'll hear his story and remember to listen to the Johnjay & Rich Afterwords Podcast for a...
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Good Friday? How bout BEST Friday?!? from 2022-04-15T17:15:02
Really, though. All Fridays are the best! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Easter is this weekend. So, we're playing...EASTER EGG ROULETTE! Nic has made an observation about Baby Noah! The last SPRING BREAK BUST...
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The final SPRING BREAK BUST of the season! from 2022-04-15T17:05:02
Paige's best friends are partying for spring break. She couldn’t go…but she got a late night text that’s making her concerned. She wants to check on them, but needs our help to do it…
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It's Friday. I believe this is the day we're supposed to get down. from 2022-04-08T19:12:30
AND BOY DO WE EVER. Better buckle up, buttercup! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle was out LATE last night! FORGIVE ME FRIDAY! We want to know what YOU'VE done because you're SO obsessed with your relationsh...
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Research Shows Harry Styles beats Eminem at Motivating Weight Lifters from 2022-04-05T22:47:40
Kyle gave us an interesting research statistic today on working out that MAY surprise you! Suzette ties it all in with nutrition in our horoscopes. TODAY ON THE SHOW, we discuss the moment we all r...
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Johnjay Vs. TikTok! WHO WILL WIN? from 2022-04-04T17:02:39
BREAKING BAD NEWS! This one was urgent and will make you shed tears! ALSO, On the show today we learn about Johnjays TikTok bans... his account has been restricted. Will he have to leave the platfo...
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Spaghetti sandwiches are best served on April 1st. from 2022-04-01T19:10:14
Happy April Fools Day! How did you celebrate the occasion???
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The biggest interview we've EVER had! *CHRIS* *ROCK* updates us on... Well... everything! A brand new John...
Rich FINALLY joins Johnjay in The Hyperbaric Chamber Today! from 2022-03-31T17:53:35
AWWW! Johnjay and Rich are bonding today! TODAY ON THE SHOW, it's an all new WAR OF THE ROSES and Noah's Dad SWORE on a new fast food item so Noah gives us the scoop. We also get a JUICE CLEANSE up...
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A $2000 Vacuum? Baby Alligators as Pets? WHAT A DAY! from 2022-03-30T17:32:11
TODAY ON THE SHOW Kyle saw a BALD EAGLE in her backyard, Suzette's horoscopes prep us for a NEW MOON this week, and Johnjay's sister chews him out. Find out why and SO MUCH MORE! We also play Remem...
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Payton NEEDS to listen to her Lawyer... PLEASE from 2022-03-29T18:21:08
Y'all Payton's latest update on her criminal speeding ticket is WILD! You have got to hear this. TODAY ON THE SHOW, Noah plays us dashcam audio of his "incident" with security outside out building ...
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Johnjay&Rich Presents: BREAKING BAD NEWS from 2022-03-28T19:11:31
Jack has bad news for his sister, Zoe. He thinks it's going to rock their relationship to it's core. He's not sure how to break it to her. So, he asked for our help!
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We MUST discuss Will Smith v. Chris Rock Y'all from 2022-03-28T17:48:57
WILL SMITH IS ALL OVER THE NEWS! We wonder, is it real, is it fake, what is your take? Join us as we find the answers. TODAY ON THE SHOW, we also give CONGRATS to RICH BERRA, who is engaged to his ...
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If you ask us, Noah is dealing with a 'MOUTHFUL' right now from 2022-03-25T17:40:26
What? You don't like puns? Today on the show NOAH GETS A DENTAL EXAM LIVE ON THE AIR in hopes one step of the anxiety can be eased for him. A NEW SPRING BREAK BUST will shock you. Also, Kyle saw a ...
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Everything in life is a LIE.. according to Nic from 2022-03-24T18:46:13
Nic fooled us in the potato chip knowledge department during Real or Fake today. Also on the show today, Johnjay is feeling sympathy for Dutch, who might have braces on for his drivers license phot...
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I can't believe no one else asked this... Are we sure the Easter Bunny just didn't come early? from 2022-03-23T18:17:33
Kyle. Come on. You didn't even consider that as an option? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Noah stalks someone! SPRING BREAK BUST! We want to hear how YOUR co-workers annoy you! Rich has SMARTEST IN THE ROOM! P...
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Tacos derailed Noah's world. from 2022-03-22T18:44:39
Del Taco had no idea who they were dealing with. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton has landlord issues! 2nd DATE UPDATE! We're play Suzette's game, MIC DROP! We want to know why YOU changed your name! PLUS...
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We'll never confuse you again, Trev. from 2022-03-21T22:12:38
We're just full of shame, my friend. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle's morbid thoughts! BREAKING BAD NEWS! Stacks. AND. Hacks. Why was Suzette at the ER?!? We play JUDGE PAYTON! PLUS, Payton is living the ...
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I think BTS stands for "Bamboozled then sad." from 2022-03-18T19:34:02
It's Friday, ya'll! Let's have fun! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Young Noah gets a (expensive) surprise! Stalker Sean is BACK! Another SPRING BREAK BUST! We want to know the weirdest lie YOU were ever told! ...
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Duneboxes are my favorite St. Paddy's Day tradition. from 2022-03-17T18:00:20
I have to be honest, I still have no idea WTF duneboxes are. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We are celebrating Payton's favorite holiday! WAR of the ROSES! More of your JJR DRUNK DIALS! Johnjay's wife put him ...
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Oh, sure Rich. We all DEFINITELY believe you're not a stalker. from 2022-03-16T19:09:23
Likely story, my dude. Likely. Story. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Do we really understand daylight savings time? SPRING BREAK BUST! Rich's love for tech bites him in the butt! REVERSE THE VERSE! What happen...
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Johnjay's life hack is going to rock your world. from 2022-03-15T17:50:45
Nothing in the history of ever has anything this monumental been discussed. TODAY ON THE SHOW: 2nd DATE UPDATE! We want to hear your WORST first impressions! Suzette debuts a new game! DRUNK DIALS ...
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Git me one of dem big-ass hats, PRONTO. from 2022-03-14T19:19:18
Gabe was on SHARK TANK on Friday and today he updates us on what happened!! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay had big news that he shared with NO ONE! A special SHAMROCK edition of BOOTY CALLS! Payton's W...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: A St. Patrick's Day BOOTY CALL from 2022-03-14T17:28:46
Kaylee's boyfriend, Ryan, is SUPER Irish. She wants to see if he'll skip out on work for a little pot of gold. (Pot of gold is code for sex.) The trick is, she can only use St. Paddy's Day referenc...
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Wax it. WAX IT ALL. from 2022-03-11T19:21:30
Payton had a super awkward experience that you have to hear to believe! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Who wants to live on Johnjay & Rich Blvd?? SPRING BREAK BUST! DRUNK DIALS! We're playing ONE OF US IS LYIN...
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I only wake up to Olivia Rodrigo music. from 2022-03-10T17:44:54
There's no shame in my game. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kim Kardashian dramz! Suzette pitches a new game! Rich's shirt game is like no one else's! WAR of the ROSES! BEAT SHAZAM! PLUS, so MUCH more!!
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I drove to work without shoes. Game on, Suzette. from 2022-03-09T19:42:22
Ole Suzanne had a weird brain fart this AM and so we want to know about when YOU'VE had "Baby Brain!" The exciting return of SPRING BREAK BUST! DRUNK DIALS! What's the best-worst piece of advice yo...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: The Return of SPRING BREAK BUST from 2022-03-09T19:04:20
Cassidy is NOT happy with her friend, Zandra. It looks like Z went on Spring Break WITHOUT Cassidy... Even though they're best friends and they'd planned on going together... It's a mess and we're ...
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Today is all about the ladies. We've got three that are pretty incredible. from 2022-03-08T18:41:20
It's INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY and we're celebrating all day long!! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton's problem! 2nd DATE UPDATE! A fresh set of JJR DRUNK DIALS! Kanye raps for JJR! A special-edition of SI...
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Fish don't swim in bleach. We know that now. from 2022-03-07T17:27:42
Oof. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton is finally an adult! New Guy Nic's Discovery page on Instagram is...weird. MISSED CONNECTIONS! A new set of JJR DRUNK DIALS! Kyle's cookie problem! REMEMBER THE TIME ...
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Need crypto advice? DO NOT message Payton! from 2022-03-04T18:40:48
Every day seems like Payton's worst day. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle needs advice! Johnjay has another adventure! HASH IT OUT! Payton has an argument with her boyfriend! PLUS, horoscopes, STACKS & HACK...
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This is the story of a trifecta. from 2022-03-03T17:35:02
One that I'm not sure I'd brag about, but more power to you, bro. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay is back to that adventure life! DIRTY. LITTLE. SECRETS. More of YOUR BFF betrayal stories! WAR OF THE RO...
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Honestly, who went to Circuit City? from 2022-03-02T20:10:37
It just feels like there were plenty other options at the time. Just saying. TODAY ON THE SHOW: In the spirit of the EUPHORIA finale, we want to know how your BFF BETRAYED YOU! Update on Kyle's TV ...
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Okay, well now all I can think about is The Batman. from 2022-03-01T20:11:21
THANKS a lot, Johnjay! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette's awkward evening! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Noah's big news! Bananas Kanye audio! Payton hosts PAYTON'S CATEGORIES! A fresh set of JJR DRUNK DIALS and soMU...
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Euphoria? More like Eu-MORE-ia! from 2022-02-28T20:05:25
Get it? Because we want MORE Euphoria! Deny it all you want, but deep down... You love my play-on words. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's wife has a moment! A couple DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS! We help out M...
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Let's go, Friday! (No. Seriously, let's go.) from 2022-02-25T19:00:03
It's a Friday show and that means things get silly! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton has a problem with... Anthony Anderson? SHOOT YOUR SHOP! Kyle has ALL kinds of entertainment news! A truly DIRTY LITTLE...
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FEEL GOOD FRIDAY: Let us tell you about Mike. from 2022-02-25T18:14:10
Mike is the maintenance man in our building and we've worked with him for around four years. Just a genuine, nice human being. Well, Mike and his family had a tragedy last weekend that no family sh...
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I cried today, just not in the shower like usual. from 2022-02-24T18:35:50
Listen, there is a #LOVEUP moment that is REALLY going to tug at your heartstrings today. Consider this your warning. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette and Payton's day of adventures! WAR of the ROSES! Ky...
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The Thong Song is the greatest song ever written. Fight me. from 2022-02-23T19:17:22
Johnjay has a list of music and wants to know which of the songs will be considered "classic" in 100 years! Get ready to get heated! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton has had an eventful 24 hours! GROUP TH...
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Every day this week is a palindrome and that's so confusing. from 2022-02-22T17:28:05
It's 2/22/22 and we're celebrating with the greatest game in the history of games... 2 BIEBS or not 2 BIEBS! TODAY ON THE SHOW: TV talk! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Suzette has to go WHERE after the show?? We...
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Goodbye, Joey. It's been nice. Hope you find your paradiiiiiiiiiiise. from 2022-02-18T17:45:02
If you sing the title of this podcast, it will make more sense. TODAY ON THE SHOW: It's Joey's last day and we don't make fun of him a single bit! FORGIVE ME FRIDAY! Grant shows his "Karen" side! K...
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The day Chris McKenna broke my heart. from 2022-02-17T19:20:11
I'm not the best with grammar, but I never thought this would happen. (What happened is going to make me cry in the shower.) TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kanye's documentary is out and Suzette put together a...
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No BAYBAY for Pay Pay. from 2022-02-16T19:06:11
She says, "nay nay." TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay tries something...new... WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! A pretty gross DIRTY LITTLE SECRET! Joey hosts his very last STREAMING WARS! We've got ALL KI...
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At some point Joey's going to leave, right...? from 2022-02-15T18:27:18
I mean, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR MONTHS.
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton might tempt fate on her next trip to Disneyland! 2nd DATE UPDATE! More stories about screwing over your ex! PAYTON'S CATEGORIE...
Ole St. Valentine. That tricky little tiger cat. from 2022-02-14T19:22:30
It's the Valentine's Day/Super Bowl hangover show! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know why YOU want to screw over your ex! BREAKING BAD NEWS! We're reviewing last night's BIG GAME! errr... Last nigh...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: BREAKING BAD (Valentine) NEWS from 2022-02-14T18:00:11
Marvin and Payton have been communicating for a few days. He has some bad new to break to his girlfriend and it HAS to be today! Aaaaaaand, he needs our help to do it!
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YOU CAN'T SAY _______! You have to say "the big game on Sunday." from 2022-02-11T17:31:20
Do NOT get it wrong! TODAY ON THE SHOW: It's NEW MUSIC FRIDAY!! Suzette has the lowdown on all the new tracks! A special, Valentine BOOTY CALL! We play SMARTEST IN THE ROOM! Johnjay has a BUNCH of ...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: A Valentine BOOTY CALL from 2022-02-11T15:36:05
Mac thinks he can get his girlfriend, Kristy, to drop everything for a little daytime hookup! The catch? We're making him use ONLY Valentine's Day references to do so! GAME ON.
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How did Suzette&Payton make it to work today? from 2022-02-10T21:13:05
Suzette and Payton partied at Diplo last night and we're all shocked they even made it in this morning! Plus, Noah blows Johnjay's mind with his living situation, and we play Judge Payton!
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I don't know about you, but I want send Johnjay things every day. from 2022-02-09T17:44:34
But I HAVE to make sure he's in the hot tub upon delivery. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette is challenged by her GPS! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! Weird delivery stories! REMEMBER THE TIME and so much more!!
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COMING SOON: The Return of Preteen Payton from 2022-02-08T18:01:50
Payton is going through some style changes. Let me tell you, I'm here for all of it. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Noah goes to Applebees! 2nd DATE UPDATE! What you do when your sig other doesn't like your fr...
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Want to get Grant fired up? Don't answer his call. from 2022-02-07T17:38:47
That dude will run through a WALL, bro! TODAY ON THE SHOW: A Netflix hack that will change your world! TV talk! An all-new GROUP THERAPY! A listener has been binging three YEARS of our podcast and ...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: GROUP THERAPY from 2022-02-07T16:02:54
Brayden has a problem. He's been with his girlfriend for two years. This year will be their third Valentine's Day. Well, it MIGHT be...
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Your show fantasies are really weird. from 2022-02-04T18:38:04
TODAY ON THE SHOW: A brand new set of JJR DRUNK DIALS! A special edition of BOOTY CALLS! We're taking some juicy DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS! Payton hosts TRUE CRIME TRIVIA! Plus, so much more!!
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Today, we talked about braces and turds. from 2022-02-03T19:08:16
That's it. That's the title. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's new game! WAR of the ROSES! Another edition of Johnjay's jokebook! We play SOCIAL MEDIA SHOWDOWN! Payton is doing WHAT to her mouth??? BOBA...
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Someone get Susan out of jury duty! from 2022-02-02T16:55:58
Suzette has jury duty and needs YOUR help! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay found something on Tik Tok he wants everyone to try! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! More "accident" stories! PLUS, Reverse the ...
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You're only cool if you pee your pants. from 2022-02-01T17:47:37
Oh, Payton... TODAY ON THE SHOW: TV TALK! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Johnjay discovers something! Gramma has tech problems! Pop 10! PLUS, so much more!!
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It's Monday and that is the only thing I know. from 2022-01-31T18:50:35
Today's show FLEW by! (Of course, that happens any time I get Marvel talk.) TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette is swimming in tests! BREAKING BAD NEWS! Johnjay has some AVENGERS gossip! We're playing ADD T...
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That's the wrong Spider-Man, Kyle. from 2022-01-28T17:14:52
Just know, I called both of them out off the air. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kanye West (allegedly) been spreading a terrible rumor about Pete Davidson. That got us thinking... Have YOU ever started a rumo...
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If you don't call your Jordan 4's "FOURdans," I'm disappointed. from 2022-01-27T18:18:39
I'm not a shoe guy, but I think FOURdans is a slam dunk. #basketball #SPORTZ
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton has a dilemma with the birthday gift that she got her boyfriend! She needs YOUR advice! W...
Hey, at least I remembered my pants. from 2022-01-26T18:02:51
ENCANTO is EVERYWHERE right now!! So, Suzette put together a special game to celebrate it! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Should Johnjay just move to South Dakota?? WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Payton has a ...
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Just wait for the bangin' Rich story today. from 2022-01-25T16:51:59
It'll knock your flippin' socks off! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton gets GROUP THERAPY over what she saw on her bf's social media! 2nd DATE UPDATE! We're playing ONE OF US IS LYING! Grant FAILS at chara...
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Opossums and oproblems. from 2022-01-24T19:17:36
Johnjay's DM's are littered with interesting tidbits. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette's birthday review! MISSED CONNECTIONS! Weekend JJR DRUNK DIALS! Rich's triple D! We play Payton's Categories! PLUS, ...
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Only Johnjay can make coffee so complicated. from 2022-01-21T16:52:27
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's cold brew conundrum!
FORGIVE ME FRIDAY!
Does Payton's COVID life hack really work???
BEST STORY EVER!
Kyle has entertainment news! PLUS, so much more!!
One week of COVID. Three months of basic grooming neglect. from 2022-01-20T17:52:27
The WHOLE show is finally all back together!! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton has a BIG reveal! WAR of the ROSES! Kyle's Mom posted something on social media that made us think! Another WORST FIRST DATE ...
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Star Wars and LEO??? Okay, that's the BEST first date. from 2022-01-19T18:35:21
I'm sorry. Some people are just the worst. TODAY ON THE SHOW: What is happening at Johnjay's Starbucks??? HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! We want to hear about YOUR first date "outta here" moment! Suzette's birth...
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JJVE - OCD ADD ADHD WTF from 2022-01-18T17:58:52
Please let me know when you decode that. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We've got a BIG announcement.. someone is leaving the show FOREVER! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Grant's new tv show! Rich has SMARTEST IN THE ROOM! ...
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Saying Johnjay is superstitious is like saying water is wet. from 2022-01-14T18:47:58
Like, obviously... Right? TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to hear about YOUR reward! What did you get?? What did you get it for??? FIANCEE FRIDAY!! Johnjay's basketball game rituals get COMPROMISED! JJR...
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My poor cow. from 2022-01-13T18:47:47
I have no idea what my fictional cow has to do with anything. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We take more of your REVENGE calls! WAR of the ROSES! TV TALK! More JJR DRUNK DIALS! We're playing REMEMBER THE TIME...
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Is putting your finger in your bellybutton weird? from 2022-01-12T17:41:38
Like, I know the image is weird. Anyway, just asking for a friend. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette's birthday is NEXT WEEK and she's planning something HUGE! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! We want to kn...
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At this point, it's a guessing game who's going to be here. from 2022-01-11T17:50:20
Kyle is out again today... or is she??? (SPOILER: She's not.) TODAY ON THE SHOW: The mystery that is Johnjay's closet! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Suzette found a VERY revealing personality test! We want to k...
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Things are about to get a little Unfugular. from 2022-01-10T16:53:06
After a super weird week, EVERYONE is officially back in the studio today!! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton gets into a little altercation at a basketball game! DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS! Will Smith tooted wh...
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No, Grant. You are not the demo for Sex and the City. from 2022-01-07T17:44:39
I cannot believe I had to type that sentence. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to hear about YOUR PRETTY PRIVILEGE! A WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW that you cannot miss! FORGIVE ME FRIDAY! Suzette debuts a new g...
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So, YOU'RE the one that sneezed on my cupcake! from 2022-01-06T17:43:57
Get me that chick's number, stat! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle and Joey are still out, but Grant is back and Payton has a question for him! DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS! Suzette and Payton are lacking sleep, bu...
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WE'RE (almost) ALL BACK! from 2022-01-05T18:58:55
Guess who isn't here! TODAY ON THE SHOW: GUNCLE talk! Spider-Man talk! JJR DRUNK DIALS! Suzanne has what resolutions are best for your horoscope! We play SMARTEST IN THE ROOM, DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS,...
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The BEST OF Johnjay&Rich: Only Kyle can get away with saying words weird. from 2021-12-31T17:15:02
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
We let someone use our show to SHOOT their SHOT!
Why is Johnjay calling 911???
We want to hear your OH S**T moment!
Have you ever said NO to a proposal???
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The BEST OF Johnjay&Rich: Corndogs 4 LiFe from 2021-12-30T17:10:02
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
A discovery about what Nic does in his free time...
WAR of the ROSES!
Johnjay talks about death!
Kyle LOSES it!
Food delivery HORROR stories!
A DIR...
The BEST OF Johnjay&Rich: I once choked on a LifeSaver. from 2021-12-29T17:55:02
Just let that irony sink in for a minute...
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
Amanda has quite the past that she wants to share...
Ear hair is the WORST!
HUMPDAY DUMPDAY!
We want to know...
The BEST OF Johnjay&Rich: I could win Office trivia in my sleep. from 2021-12-28T17:10:02
I know that sounds like I'm bragging, but honestly it's more sad than anything else.
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
The GREAT TV Challenge!
Johnjay is going to court???
Let's hear about yo...
The BEST OF Johnjay&Rich: WHAT happened to that food?!? from 2021-12-27T17:35:02
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
Johnjay's...unique...hot tub experience!
MISSED CONNECTIONS!
We want to know how YOU were screwed by your friend!
Marco's big idea!
BEAT SHAZAM and so m...
Johnjay and Rich Holiday Rewind Week: Have yourself a Johnjay&Richmas! from 2021-12-24T17:45:02
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
We revisit some of our favorite CHRISTMAS WISHes!
Skylar gets a call from Santa!
We play the holiday edition of MOVIE DATE CLICK BAIT!
We want to know why YOU...
Johnjay and Rich Holiday Rewind Week: Trust me, my games are super fun. from 2021-12-23T17:45:02
Also, kind of complicated.
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
Not just one, but TWO, CLASSIC Johnjay & Rich BRAT PATROL(s)!
Another beautiful CHRISTMAS WISH!
We want to hear about your crazy ...
Johnjay and Rich Holiday Rewind Week: The kids are too much for Santa. from 2021-12-22T17:25:02
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
Theo gets a call from Santa!
CHRISTMAS WISH!
Rich has a HUGE dilemma!
COMPLICATED CHRISTMAS CAROLS!
Johnjay has a new game and SO MUCH MORE!!
Johnjay and Rich Holiday Rewind Week: Christmas in the ER. from 2021-12-21T17:20:02
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
We want to know ALL about YOUR Christmas-related injuries!
2nd DATE UPDATE!
CHRISTMAS WISH!
The top 5 WORST Christmas songs!
BRAT PATROL!
Nic's Hol...
Johnjay and Rich Holiday Rewind Week: A Superspreader Christmas! from 2021-12-20T16:00:03
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
Kyle's kid ate...WHAT???
We want to know if YOU remember what you got for Christmas last year!
Nic has a holiday game to spread Christmas cheer all over your face!...
The Johnjay&Rich Holiday Spectacular! from 2021-12-17T17:25:01
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Nic has a special presentation for someone on the show! BOOTY CALLS! Rich has a new game that'll knock your STOCKINGS off! (Get it?) We want to know why YOU quit your holiday job...
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It's Arizona's own, COMEDIAN ALEXIS GROSSMAN from 2021-12-17T14:15:02
Scottsdale's Alexis Grossman is headlining the Tempe Improv THIS Sunday! She stopped by the studio to chat about life, her act, life in LA and everything going on in her world!
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We definitely shouldn't have had our Christmas Party yesterday. from 2021-12-16T17:36:52
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle saw a movie last night she's been waiting for ALL YEAR! Joey Bradfisch's vacation dilemma! WAR of the ROSES! A special holiday edition of the SINGALONG SONG CHALLENGE! Payto...
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Cornhole on NYE sounds awesome. from 2021-12-15T19:29:58
DM me if you'd like me to help you commentate your cornhole tournament. I feel like that'd be a big career move. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Another incredible Johnjay & Rich CHRISTMAS WISH! We want to know...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: Lacey's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2021-12-15T19:20:39
Lacey is a single mother of three. Her friend, Claudia, wrote a letter about what a wonderful person Lacey is and how her life is a little difficult right now. Get the tissues ready because this on...
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Screw you, chair! I'm sitting on you out of spite, not comfort. from 2021-12-14T18:00:49
Way to teach it a lesson, Suzanne. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know if YOU have already opened your Christmas gifts! Someone on the show has... 2nd DATE UPDATE! Some JJR DRUNK DIALS directed pret...
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If I end up on the naughty list, Santa and I are going to have words. from 2021-12-13T17:24:20
I HAVE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH, CLAUS. I DON'T NEED YOUR GARBAGE, TOO!! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Rich is done Christmas shopping! We want to know why YOU are on the naughty list! Another Johnjay & Rich CHRIS...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: Carolina's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2021-12-13T16:15:43
There's a WHOLE bunch going on with this Christmas Wish. Jennifer wrote us a letter about her co-worker, Carolina, who has had an unbelievably hard year. We want to do everything we can to make her...
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Yeah, you should definitely trust the $11 hotel room. from 2021-12-10T19:41:41
Not a single sketchy thing has ever happened in there. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle's gas issue! We give Monique a well-deserved CHRISTMAS WISH! We want to hear YOUR Christmas Karen stories! DRUNK DIALS...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: Monique's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2021-12-10T17:12:21
Monique has had a year that she'd like to forget. That said, her friend , Lindy, wrote us a letter asking if we could make the season a little brighter. Get the tissues ready!
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Welcome to the Johnjay&Rich Radio Show and Hair Salon. from 2021-12-09T17:57:54
Some days here are just weirder than others. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette gets mad at Mr. Baby! WAR of the ROSES! Kyle is doing WHAT today??? We want to know your TAKE A HINT gifts! PLUS, ADD TRIVIA ...
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Chicken was the least of our problems today. from 2021-12-08T16:59:59
Little did Johnjay know, his unsuccessful McDonalds run would not be the weirdest part of the last 24 hours. TODAY ON THE SHOW: A CHRISTMAS WISH you can NOT miss! Suzette has horoscopes! We play CO...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: The WILDEST Christmas Wish Ever from 2021-12-08T16:30:02
Honestly, whatever I type here will not do this justice. Never in the history of CHRISTMAS WISH has anything gone this sideways...
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Rich, may God have mercy on your soul. from 2021-12-07T19:00:41
If you just give your girlfriend cash for Christmas, I feel as though you're going to need a safe place to hide. TODAY ON THE SHOW: How's Suzette holding up after her first day away from Achilles?!...
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SHE'S BAAAaaaaAAACK!! (Suzette, not Kyle's voice.) from 2021-12-06T18:15
It's been three months, but Suzette is back from maternity leave! What's been happening in her world? How's baby Achilles?? Is Mr. Baby cool not being the only baby?? TODAY ON THE SHOW: We get an u...
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From someone else's family to yours, Happy Holidays. from 2021-12-03T18:07:50
Someone else is going to have your merry little Christmas. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know how YOU hurt yourself decorating for the holidays! Carlos and Jessica's CHRISTMAS WISH! Payton passed o...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: Carlos and Jessica's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2021-12-03T16:55:02
This Christmas wish comes to us from Rebecca. She wrote us a letter about Jessica and brother-in-law, Carlos. They're parents of four adopted children and have fallen on hard times due to health is...
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What if Joey's already filmed you in promiscuous positions...? from 2021-12-02T17:40:51
Asking for a friend. TODAY ON THE SHOW: A...interesting...proposal for Joey Bradfisch! WAR of the ROSES! Spotify's year-end wrap has been released. We want to know how much JJR YOU have listened to...
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Kyle Unfug stars in: Whiskey Business from 2021-12-01T17:26:45
Kyle's feelin' a little froggy today. So, we're going to try and come up with some solutions for her! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Another Johnjay & Rich: CHRISTMAS WISH! Payton's family has a WEIRD holiday ...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: Stephanie's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2021-12-01T17:20:42
Clarissa wrote us about her teacher co-worker/mentor, Stephanie. We love teachers and Stephanie is having a hard time right now. Her family's Christmas has been hanging in limbo... Until now.
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Johnjay ran yesterday. Yes, you read that right. from 2021-11-30T17:40:36
I can't say that I understand why, but it happened and needs to be documented. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle and Jimmy Kimmel are the SAME! We have our very first CHRISTMAS WISH of the season! TRUE CRIME...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: Caitlin's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2021-11-30T16:25:01
Samantha wrote us about her friend and former sister-in-law, Caitlin. Caitlin and her family are in a tough spot due to some unforeseen circumstances. We want to help make their holiday a little br...
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I don't care what you think, that Justice Bieber joke was hilarious. from 2021-11-29T18:35:44
I'm sticking to my guns on this one, kids. TODAY ON THE SHOW: The long holiday weekend is over and we've got a SUPER-SIZED show to prove it! DRAMA between cast members! What changed for YOU after T...
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When you die you can say hi to my Dad. from 2021-11-24T17:30:57
I guess. I mean, depending on where you both end up. TODAY ON THE SHOW: It's a pre-Thanksgiving celebration!! We want to know what DRAMA you are walking into on Turkey Day! A resolution on Johnjay'...
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You do WHAT to the turkey before Thanksgiving??? from 2021-11-23T18:57:18
What a disgusting beast. TODAY ON THE SHOW: A teacher presents something to her class that involves...this show?? 2nd DATE UPDATE! A soccer Mom's DIRTY LITTLE SECRET! Payton's Categories! PLUS, the...
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A quick DM to Johnjay may just solve the world's problems. from 2021-11-22T18:24:57
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay has a new documentary OBSESSION! Grant answers questions! BREAKING BAD NEWS! Weekend review! We play ADD TRIVIA and sOmUcHmOrE!!!
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Bustin' makes me feel good. from 2021-11-19T18:00:10
GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE is FINALLY in theaters and we have the STAR, Mckenna Grace, on today to tell us all about it! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay heard a really weird story that made us think... Wha...
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Ready for GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE?? Mckenna Grace is! from 2021-11-19T16:08:29
GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE is in theaters THIS WEEKEND! We've got the star of the movie, Mckenna Grace, on to talk everything GHOSTBUSTERS, her new song, and she even plays some Ghostbuster trivia wit...
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Is farting in the car the same as burping at a restaurant? from 2021-11-18T19:37:04
Think about the worst date you've ever went on... Now double it.... This one was worse than that. TODAY ON THE SHOW: A little TIGER KING 2 review! WAR of the ROSES! Megan has a great-bad day! Payto...
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Mechanical Bulls and Lizzie McGuire. from 2021-11-17T17:49:58
Presented completely without context. TODAY ON THE SHOW: The new Spider-Man trailer is out and the world will never be the same! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Payton has a problem with social medi...
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Everything I buy, I buy drunk. from 2021-11-16T17:33:29
Yeah, that might be more of an indictment on my drinking... BUT MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS DUDE.
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Chipotle and nose-spray! Kyle changes something about the show! 2nd DATE UPDATE!...
Aren't you so cool with your fancy laxatives and whatnot?!? from 2021-11-15T18:15:43
Some of us have REAL pooping problems, man! Some that laxatives won't even fix! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay got HUGE news about one of his sons this weekend! Payton's BF is leaving and she has ALL t...
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The show started with a story about pizza and now I want pizza. from 2021-11-12T16:29:16
Since 5am, I have not stopped thinking about how much I want pizza and it's a problem. TODAY ON THE SHOW: It's TAYLOR SWIFT DAY and with the release of Taylor's version of RED, we're getting a coup...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: FIANCEE FRIDAY from 2021-11-12T16:00:10
Brody and Avery have been engaged for two years. The other night, Avery was out with her friend, Hannah, who would be considered a "sugar baby." Brody noticed that night that her GPS was kind of al...
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Sometimes all it takes a bowl of soup to the face to realize you need a new job. from 2021-11-11T18:09:14
Or a chili dog. Or a sub sandwich. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay is dropping names BUT IT'S FOR A REASON! WAR of the ROSES! Payton's ticket saga continues! We want to know what sent YOU into a fit of ...
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Can't someone just lie and say I look like Zac Efron? from 2021-11-10T17:30:56
Seriously. I don't feel like I ask for much. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know who YOUR unfortunate doppelganger is! Johnjay reviews funeral food! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Grant is back! We ...
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We have found the most dedicated Lyft driver. from 2021-11-09T17:00:27
Her story is B-A-N-A-N-A-S! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Last week, we learned Noah worked at Subway. This week, he tells us about his CRAZIEST customers! 2nd DATE UPDATE! We play PAYTON'S CATEGORIES! Kyle d...
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Kyle explaining CELEBRITY WHO SAID THAT is my favorite thing. from 2021-11-08T17:22:07
Okay, guys! Let's do a fun one! TODAY ON THE SHOW: DEXTER is back and we have thoughts! BREAKING BAD NEWS! What is up with Dutch's socks? A brand new set of JJR DRUNK DIALS! STACKS & HACKS and so m...
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Maybe baby? Okay...bee. from 2021-11-05T18:12:03
There's baby talk on today's show. You've been warned. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay got a DM from a listener that needs our help! The latest in Payton's ticket saga! FORGIVE ME FRIDAY! New Guy Nic is...
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At some point in this podcast, Rich says "liquid" really weird. from 2021-11-04T18:06:26
Like, really... REALLY weird. Let's see if you catch it. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Noah wants to APOLOGIZE to someone on the show! WAR of the ROSES! A fresh batch of JJR DRUNK DIALS! Joey hosts CAMEO COMB...
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What does Payton Say RIGHT?! from 2021-11-03T17:45:29
Payton gets called out by the basketball team she's coach and Johnjay is having with lunch with someone that he got confused with someone else! Also, we play Beat Shazam!
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WHATCHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY from 2021-11-03T17:44:25
Trey is dating a girl that has something from her ex that he needs to know more about! It's a WHATCHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY….…with Johnjay and Rich!!
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NO! I Don't Need A Case For My Phone.... from 2021-11-02T17:37:36
Just when you convince yourself you don't need a case for your phone, you break it! Today on the show - we get into awkward things you said that weren't supposed to be heard, horoscopes, Second Da...
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Halloween Hangover? from 2021-11-01T17:55:47
Who decided to put Halloween on a Sunday this year? Anyone else have a tough time getting to work today? Payton has a little family drama we need to get into AND Kyle tell us how to juggle so man...
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FORGIVE ME FRIDAY from 2021-10-29T17:48:46
Camile needs to apologize to her ex for something that she did to him. Something so bad that it's still affecting his dating life. FORGIVE ME FRIDAY with Johnjay and Rich!!
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Is Your Family Cursed?!? from 2021-10-29T17:47:39
We're all dressed like the cast of Ted Lasso and we're ALL getting excited about Halloween! We find out who's family is cursed and who's been haunted....You don't want to miss this one!
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Payton Found WHAT in Her Ear?!? from 2021-10-28T17:52:23
What's the wildest thing you've done while you've been drunk, what did Johnjay see last night that stuck with him & who's mad at Adam Levine?
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Diet Nasal Spray, YES PLEASE! from 2021-10-27T17:35:10
Have you heard about this new nose spray? When did ignoring a phone call backfire & East Valley Paranormal tells us about some of their most harrowing experiences!
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COLLEGE CONFESSIONS from 2021-10-27T17:35:10
How do you tell your best friend that her boyfriend kissed you at a party? How about telling her on the radio? It's College Confessions on Johnjay & Rich!
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Kyle Almost Died Today&The Brady Quinn Calls In! from 2021-10-26T17:31:34
Kyle had a very scary experience driving in this morning, Grant finally asks Brady Quinn if he almost hit him & what happened yesterday at Starbucks?
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One of Us Didn't Have Their Coffee This Morning... from 2021-10-25T18:06:58
What do YOU hate waiting, what movie killer does your horoscope connect you with & are cars really about to start flying?
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BREAKING BAD NEWS from 2021-10-25T17:35:50
Evelyn is friends with her boss and she has something to tell her that could change EVERYTHING! - Johnjay and Rich - Breaking Bad News
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BOOTY CALLS from 2021-10-22T17:05:06
LOL! You won't believe this Halloween Booty Call - Will Jillian be able to get her boyfriend to leave work for a little spooky booty call?
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Did Joey Throw The Lamest Bachelor Party? from 2021-10-22T17:00:16
Would you want Joey to plan your bachelor/ bachelorette party? Grant has an issue with football superstar and radio show host, Brady Quinn. What happened? PLUS you don't want to miss this Hallowe...
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OMG! Did The Valet Steal My Car? from 2021-10-21T17:43:43
Johnjay had no idea where is car was last night or how Dutch was getting home from an NBA game downtown....What costume fits your zodiac sign, morning announcements and so much more! Listen
We should just acknowledge that Payton says thing weird. from 2021-10-20T17:21:49
Honestly, it's basically everything. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Another edition of the Bradfisch Family Vacation! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! Payton knows she's a good girlfriend because _______! TRUE CRIME TRIVIA! K...
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Nobody likes a gossip, Kyle. from 2021-10-19T17:15:37
NOBODY likes a gossip, KYLE!! TODAY ON THE SHOW: The redemption of Joey Bradfisch! We want to know if YOU are dating a psycopath! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Another installment of JJR DRUNK DIALS! REMEMBER T...
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Joey Bradfisch: Crusher of dreams. from 2021-10-18T19:38:15
How dare you, Joey?? How. Dare. YOU?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: It's Kyle's birthday!!! Happy Birthday to our favorite Unfug! BREAKING BAD NEWS! SOMEONE on the show was PUBLISHED and it's a big deal! Jus...
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It's Friday and my brain isn't set up to be creative with this title. from 2021-10-15T19:14:13
I will be nothing but honest with you all. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Did WalMart take you into another dimension??? The RETURN of FIANCEE FRIDAY!! What horoscope signs are the most adventurous! Joey Bradf...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: The return of FIANCEE FRIDAY! from 2021-10-15T18:20:46
That's right, dood! It's back! Yasmine and Junior are engaged and she needs our help. Junior has been acting a little fishy recently. Specifically, as it pertains to his phone... Is he cheating?? W...
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It's spooOOooky season. The perfect time to talk about wiping. from 2021-10-14T18:04:39
Yeah, it can get scary. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton got PISSED at her boyfriend! WAR of the ROSES! We want to know what YOU think are red flags! A new and spooky edition of REAL OR FAKE! DRUNK DIALS...
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Sure James Bond is out, but have you heard of MUPPETS HAUNTED MANSION??? from 2021-10-13T17:24:34
Judge me, if you like. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know what YOU want to brag about! 2nd DATE UPDATE! We have a listener who found a whole BUNCH of money! (Well, kind of.) Payton hosts ARE YOU SM...
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The NEW Johnjay&Rich Show! NOW, with 100% more Mark Harmon! from 2021-10-12T19:12:10
I've never seen an episode of NCIS, but you bet your sweet-ass I will miss Mark Harmon. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Why Johnjay is contacting the Guinness Book of World Records! 2nd DATE UPDATE! A rite of p...
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ATTN: Mark Wahlberg. Johnjay. is. PISSED. from 2021-10-11T18:11:39
The only person that's allowed to keep Johnjay from working out is Johnjay. TODAY ON THE SHOW: One of my favorite JJR DRUNK DIALS ever! BREAKING BAD NEWS! Rich has an.......issue. We're playing SMA...
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There are two roommate stories today. One is furrier than the other. from 2021-10-08T18:12:21
Actually, you know what, that may not be accurate. I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MAN, OKAY?!? Phew.
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay is on a quest to solve a mystery and discovers something ELSE on th...
I like coffee, EXSPECIALLY EXPRESS-O. from 2021-10-07T17:55:43
Payton says a specific word...incorrectly. So, we want to know what word YOU say wrong!
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay gets an invitation to a VERY exclusive party! WAR OF THE ROSES! We want to kn...
In the immortal words of American Pie 2, "I got peed on." from 2021-10-06T17:02:35
Kyle got very little sleep last night. Her son did NOT help. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Toilet talk! COLLEGE CONFESSIONS! COUCHBOY is DOMINATING Tik Tok right now and we're getting to the bottom of it! Kyl...
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We survived the great Instagram outage of 2021. from 2021-10-05T18:32:12
If you're reading this, we made it. We all made it. TODAY ON THE SHOW: What got Johnjay to turn on DANCING WITH THE STARS?! Payton's bedroom issues! We want to know what YOU were forced to do becau...
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I don't love that my "look" is fat comedian. from 2021-10-04T18:45:29
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will also hurt because it's my spirit that is broken. TODAY ON THE SHOW: What's going on with Payton's cat??? GROUP THERAPY! Kyle and Joey's big day ...
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If I'm being honest, I'm pretty pissed I wasn't named King Kevin. from 2021-10-01T17:40:13
It just seems like if you answer the most questions correctly, you should win the game! I'm just sayin'. TODAY ON THE SHOW: What's worse than a bee sting? A listener tells us and it sounds AWFUL! M...
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Any day I hear the Ted Lasso theme is a good day. from 2021-09-30T17:30:18
If every tv show could just be Ted Lasso, that'd be great. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton interviewed someone BIG! (Literally and figuratively.) WAR of the ROSES! Grant gets in ANOTHER confrontation! A ...
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Payton's boyfriend is grounded. Literally. from 2021-09-29T19:26:40
BECAUSE HE MISSED HIS FLIGHT. Get it??? Ha... Hahahaha... Ha. TODAY ON THE SHOW: An alternate title of today's show was, "That story is unBEElievable." You'll get there. Johnjay gets his haircut, b...
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Fellas, if she tolerates your toys, you're all good. from 2021-09-28T18:45:23
Like, literal toys. Not sex things. TODAY ON THE SHOW: SOMEONE on the show (not named Suzette) met Baby Achilles! 2nd DATE UPDATE! We want to know how YOU know you're dating a good person! Johnjay'...
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"Hello, yes, I'd like to complain to myself about my restaurant's pizza." from 2021-09-27T18:09:56
There were two dramatic restaurant confrontations this weekend! One involved Nicolas Cage, the other involved Johnjay! (How's that for a tease?!?) TODAY ON THE SHOW: Why did Payton have a rough wee...
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Suzette's Mom has got it goin' on. from 2021-09-24T17:12:23
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Since we can't talk to Suzette, we're doing the next best thing. We're calling her Mom! SHOOT your SHOT! We have another text message mishap! Johnjay does hot yoga! Joey hosts ST...
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If your Mom sends you a nudie, do you just light your phone on fire? from 2021-09-23T18:07:21
Feels like there's no coming back from that. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know when YOU texted the wrong person by accident! WAR of the ROSES! Who has the most EPIC story about quitting your job? ...
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Really, there is only one thing you NEED at a funeral. from 2021-09-22T18:16:14
Seriously, just think about it. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know what people don't understand about your job! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! The problem with Rolls-Royces! Johnjay & Rich DRUNK DI...
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That chocolate bellybutton looks good ANYA. from 2021-09-21T18:54:04
Trust me, you'll get it...eventually. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know the weirdest thing YOU'VE seen at a funeral! TV TALK! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Your "Ted Lasso" moments! REMEMBER THE TIME, JJR DRUN...
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He's here! from 2021-09-20T17:57:11
Yes, Johnjay is back in the studio...but that isn't who we're talking about. SUZETTE HAD HER BABY! Achilles is here and we're talking to Mr. Baby about all the details!
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Firs...
I give it a week until Johnjay's dogs are hosting their own podcast. from 2021-09-17T18:16:19
Throw 'em a bone, you guys! Ha...haha...ha. TODAY ON THE SHOW: It's day two of Johnjay's quarantine! Is he getting used to it??? FORGIVE ME FRIDAY! We check in with Mr. Baby and play him some audio...
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Johnjay officially has a reason to not leave home. from 2021-09-16T18:10:34
Johnjay came in contact with someone with COVID. So, he did his portion of the show from home today! AND, guess what!? Nothing (really) screwed up! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Listener, Ronnie, wants to be ...
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I'll believe Johnjay owns a pizza place when I see a pizza. from 2021-09-15T18:04:07
Daddy gotta eat, son! Bring on that sweet-meat-heat! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Day THREE of BABY WATCH with Mr. Baby! COLLEGE CONFESSIONS! Kyle thinks she didn't leave a great first impression! We want to...
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I've seen geysers at Yellowstone before, sir. That is NOT one of them. from 2021-09-14T18:21:30
Dustin posted something on Facebook that he thought was innocent enough... (SPOILER: It wasn't.) TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton got her Tarot Cards read! Kyle got her hair done! 2nd DATE UPDATE! More of...
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When one door closes, the back one opens. from 2021-09-13T18:34:56
Our precious Suzy is officially on maternity leave, but the show must go on! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Why is Payton SHOOK??? BREAKING BAD NEWS! Why Grant was MIA last week! A juicy DIRTY LITTLE SECRET! J...
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Tacos delayed the release of this podcast. from 2021-09-10T18:56:06
Listen, I have to be real with you. There really is no other excuse. TODAY ON THE SHOW: It's Suzette's last day before she goes on maternity leave and we have things planned! Baby games! Mr. Baby! ...
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There was an abnormal amount of nipple talk today. from 2021-09-09T18:19:54
No judgment. Just an observation. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's son pulls one on him! WAR of the ROSES! Suzette Googled WHAT?!? Our pal, Trevor, calls in with a suggestion for the show! Payton hosts...
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I once put pizza rolls on a frozen pizza. from 2021-09-08T17:44:13
I know that's a random sentence, but it'll make sense about 56 minutes in. TODAY ON THE SHOW: What's the best way to prepare placenta? HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! We want YOUR weird food combinations! Rich's ...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: HUMPDAY DUMPDAY from 2021-09-08T15:50:17
Leia and Eddie had been together for a year and a half. All of a sudden, out of the blue, Eddie texted her and broke up with her. He said he couldn't believe he'd wasted so much time on her and cal...
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Get ready, pizza fans. from 2021-09-07T18:12:49
The game has changed and you haven't even started playing. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle's gift to Johnjay was his favorite ever, but what was it?? 2nd DATE UPDATE! The baby countdown is ON! A new set of...
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With that new necklace, Joey, we should call it BABEbor Day! from 2021-09-03T17:30:14
Hubba hubba. He's lookin' to get somebody pregnant! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We have some DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS that are going to blow you away! An ***EMERGENCY*** BREAKING BAD NEWS! Grant has (more) issu...
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***EMERGENCY*** Breaking Bad News from 2021-09-03T16:45:13
Liz and Jackie used to call our show all the time for horoscopes. They work together, they're best friends...but now, their relationship could change. Liz has some bad news she's got to break to Ja...
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It's hard to disguise a tiger in your garage. from 2021-09-02T18:32:19
Especially if there's more than one. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette's due date is later this month! So, we're doing a BABY BRACKET for baby boy's arrival date! WAR of the ROSES! Kyle hosts CELEBRITY WH...
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They all (root beer) float down here. from 2021-09-01T17:55:22
Did Suzette JUST get her first pregnancy craving?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: What happened when Uncle Chet tried to drown his Tesla?? COLLEGE CONFESSIONS! Suzette tells you what September means for your ...
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THAT'S how people get A's in college?!? from 2021-08-31T17:18:13
These DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS get more and more wild. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Does someone on the show have a secret court date?? 2nd DATE UPDATE! Do Teslas work on water? BEAT SHAZAM! JJR ORIGINS: Suzanne...
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Suzanne is back and she brought all her germs with her! from 2021-08-30T17:41:20
What a day! A full roller coaster of emotions, I tell ya! TODAY ON THE SHOW: A listener wants to pitch something for the show, but something gets in the way! HASH IT OUT! Johnjay is OBSESSED with ...
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My favorite part of Friday is the end. from 2021-08-27T17:50:19
Think about it this way. Yeah, it's Friday. Only two more days until I get to go back to work!! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Gavin calls in because he and his fiancée have been fighting NON. STOP. Another ed...
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Yes, Suzanne was sick today. Don't @ me. from 2021-08-26T17:52:33
You'll figure out why I needed to specify that in a moment. TODAY ON THE SHOW: TV talk! WAR of the ROSES! We have a listener starting college and she needs YOUR help! Rich asks who is the SMARTEST ...
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We welcome any and all Rich Berra impersonations. from 2021-08-25T18:18:33
And we got a good one today! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette's BIG news! A brand new segment called COLLEGE CONFESSIONS! Kyle's hand-on-forehead moment! You tell your DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS! A special mov...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: COLLEGE CONFESSIONS from 2021-08-25T16:56:48
Ready for a BRAND NEW BIT?!? You love SPRING BREAK BUST, right? Well, this is kind of like that. Nelly is in high school and her boyfriend, Andres, just started college. It's pretty simple. She jus...
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How many shoes do you need Suzanne?!? from 2021-08-24T17:06:52
I mean, COME ON! (Just so we're clear, I do not understand the shoe world.) TODAY ON THE SHOW: A DIRTY LITTLE SECRET about...a famous person??? 2nd DATE UPDATE! The Spider-Man: No Way Home trailer ...
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Granny's floatin' now, bro! from 2021-08-23T17:56:15
Kyle's Grandma had an experience that she's never had before and it was GLORIOUS for all involved! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We get a glimpse into Suzette's life with Mr. Baby! HASH IT OUT! Johnjay was pr...
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I don't even know MY Facebook password. from 2021-08-20T17:30:15
And, to be honest, it seems like a lot of work to figure it out. With that said, Sarah came on today and needs some advice... TODAY ON THE SHOW: Jake is OFFICIALLY moved into college, but did it ta...
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Road Trip, you say? You have my attention. from 2021-08-19T17:31:17
Like I need an excuse to talk about Tom Green. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's son, Jake, has officially moved into his dorm! The problem? They put Johnjay in charge of building something... WAR of th...
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There's a variety of reasons to play the chip story. from 2021-08-18T18:25:21
Today, we came up with a couple more. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton's move-in day with her boyfriend was yesterday? So, how did it go??? WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Grant has a problem he needs solv...
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Stop me if you've heard this one. Kyle drives her car into a bar... from 2021-08-17T17:10:09
That's the tease, dude. You have to listen to get the story. That's how this works. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Someone GHOSTED Suzette! TV talk! 2nd DATE UPDATE! More JJR DRUNK DIALS! We play SMARTEST IN T...
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Listen, Linda. It's been a day. from 2021-08-16T19:51:37
Today has been the Monday to end all Mondays, but we power through. Right, guys??? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton's boyfriend meets the fam! Grant has.......worms? Suzette has a photo shoot! Kyle's big ...
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I think every day is Friday the 13th in Johnjay's world. from 2021-08-13T17:49:23
This guy, man. How does he find himself in such weird circumstances EVERY. single. DAY?!?
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette is debatin' Payton (see what I did there) over something SERIOUS! A BRAND ...
Johnjay&Rich Present: FORGIVE ME FRIDAY from 2021-08-13T16:50:17
Hayden did...something. Something that really pissed off his (now) ex-girlfriend. In fact, whatever it was he did, that's the reason she dumped him! And she didn't just dump him, she also BLOCKED h...
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The important thing is, we got to talk cookies. from 2021-08-12T19:05:46
There is no limit to how far I'll go for a good cookie. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton has a dilemma with her boyfriend! BREAKING NEWS from Joey Bradfisch! WAR of the ROSES! We want to know what's the l...
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If I had a nickel for every time I was hypnotized and started grinding... from 2021-08-11T17:58:19
I'd have exactly zero nickels. Anywhoodle... TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette has a question for the room! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! A listener calls her experience being hypnotized! A MARVEL-inspir...
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I almost made Suzette go into labor today. from 2021-08-10T17:21:31
What can I say? I'm a regular Dave Coulier. AMIRITE?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Joey makes a new friend at the bar! Rich gets hypnotized! 2nd DATE UPDATE! TV talk! REMEMBER THE TIME! Plus, so much more!!
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Controversial Stance: Cheddars should only feature cheese dishes. from 2021-08-09T19:36:03
Don't @ me. I'm entitled to my opinions just like you are. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to hear about YOUR tattoo regrets! We try to help someone out with MISSED CONNECTIONS! Kyle's big date night! S...
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Today was the Friday-est of Fridays. from 2021-08-06T18:48:59
Between Kyle playing STREAMING WARS and Rich's horoscope, NO ONE was safe. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Somebody on the show had a pretty rough day last weekend. Thankfully, he lived to tell about it! SHOOT ...
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Any day we hear Rich say "ricotta" is a good day. from 2021-08-05T18:18:36
I just need that two seconds on a loop for an hour. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay took a different way to work today...and we can tell! WAR of the ROSES! Joey Bradfisch explains the "conversation wedg...
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"Trap House" is NOT the house from Home Alone. from 2021-08-04T18:48:59
Jeez. There's a call today that is BANANAS. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle has TWO big days in a row! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! Marco has an idea to pitch to the show! Suzette has a special BEAT SHAZAM! We want to...
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We just glossed over the MERMAID that called today?!? from 2021-08-03T19:29:03
It's like I am living in a different reality. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We kick the show off with CAT CHAT! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Johnjay gets in a Twitter fight with the BIGGEST CELEBRITY in the WORLD! Payton...
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We're back! What'd we miss??? from 2021-08-02T18:33:03
Hello, we're the Johnjay & Rich Show and this is our podcast. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Everyone's back and ready to roll! Kyle's son hits a major milestone! TV talk! Suzette falls for the oldest prank EV...
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Grant's dinner disaster basically describes my entire life. from 2021-07-23T22:22:02
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
We get a call that's a blast from the past!! Payton's got a BIG opinion on something! Another Johnjay & Rich BOOTY CALL! We want to know about the time you (blank)! Joey Bra...
You're on the schedule, but I guess breakfast is more important. from 2021-07-22T18:32:36
MMMM.... biscuits and gravy... TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton has a life update! WAR OF THE ROSES! Sick baby, bro! Kyle is getting a little irritated with something her husband's doing! Suzanne's big we...
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Let's talk dead people. from 2021-07-21T18:23:55
Stay in your lane, Nic! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Why did Johnjay call Joey Bradfisch at 2am?!? Who's kids are back in school??? WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Another set of JJR DRUNK DIALS! CELEBRITY WH...
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A giant sex toy went to space today, and it wasn't on Zoom. from 2021-07-20T17:17:38
Jeff Bezos went into space today and his ship resembled something very specific. We ask "what is your zoom fail" and we play Remember the Time!
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Johnjay&Rich Present: Second Date Update from 2021-07-20T17:13:34
Damian went on a bumble date with a girl he said he had a connection with. But now she’s not texting him back. It's SECOND DATE UPDATE, with Johnjay and Rich!
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At least the new Space Jam didn't have R. Kelly in it. from 2021-07-19T16:26:29
Everyone on the show saw the new Space Jam and they have some differing opinions! Plus, the latest on the Britney Spears drama, and we play ONE OF US IS LYING!
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The last time I faked narcolepsy was yesterday. from 2021-07-16T17:30:08
I was by myself and I was actually sleeping. But, boy, it was a hoot! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know when YOU walked out on a first date! Suzette has Scopes about what makes you a great spouse!...
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Rich, there's a way to talk about a TV show and NOT spoil the ending! from 2021-07-15T18:10:28
My heart and hands are filled with rage. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Grant re-discovers Netflix! Kyle discovers a chicken life hack! WAR of the ROSES! More of your Johnjay & Rich DRUNK DIALS! We're playing ...
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I thought DA BABY DA-BATE was really funny. from 2021-07-14T17:46:52
If you don't think the name of that bit is funny, may God have mercy on your soul. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Joey Bradfisch has a UFC issue! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! Kyle runs down news in the entertainment world...
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TBH, N64 and chill is my most extravagant date from 2021-07-13T17:55:39
Just being real. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette records something PRECIOUS! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Payton has a (personal) question for the room! Grant hosts ADD TRIVIA! We want to hear about the most lavish...
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You can stop DM'ing me. We're back! from 2021-07-12T19:17:52
After a little break, we're back with an all-new SUPER-SIZED show! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton's big purchase! Tammy has a DIRTY LITTLE...DILEMMA! We want to know the stupid way YOU hurt yourself! An...
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I'm never drinking again except for when I drink again. from 2021-07-02T17:15:14
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay has a completely unrelatable, but super weird coincidence! We take YOUR calls about the shallow reason you dumped someone! Some DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS that will make your l...
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"Dad... Why does my razor look like a squirrel went through the lawnmower???" from 2021-07-01T18:34:33
Johnjay, you never cease to amaze me! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Between basketball and Loki, I don't know if ANYONE slept last night! WAR of the ROSES! Joey Bradfisch has a brand new game, CELEBRITY MELTD...
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Dear Evan Hansen debuted on Broadway in 2015. from 2021-06-30T18:51:46
Pay attention, because it's going to come up later. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know what WEIRD thing you saw at a wedding! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! We're playing SMARTEST IN THE ROOM! What horoscope is ...
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Wait... Did anyone actually answer Grant's question? from 2021-06-29T18:23:53
Maybe I missed it. I was too busy judging my own fingernails. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Is someone actually fact-checking Kyle when she does the news?!? Suzette tells us which one of us is a serial killer...
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Johnjay's diet is starting two weeks ago. from 2021-06-28T18:13:06
An ENTIRE jar of Nutella??? I'm not even mad. That's just impressive. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzanne's neighborhood gets wild! BREAKING BAD NEWS! We want to know the shallow reason you broke up with so...
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Nothing says, "it's Friday" like taking calls on impending doom. from 2021-06-25T18:52:16
Just light and fun day, right guys??? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's son needs movie recommendations! SHOOT YOUR SHOT! Suzette's Scopes is all about addiction! We're playing REAL OR FAKE and SO.MUCH....
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Someone's favorite movie is "The Hot Chick" and I have questions. from 2021-06-24T18:28:38
First is... Why?
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Grant has a 2nd SKATE update! We're going through all of the Britney Spears drama! WAR of the ROSES! Payton has a new game of categories! Joey was on ...
Suzanne would rather see hologram Tupac than ACTUAL Tupac. from 2021-06-23T17:38:42
Sometimes I worry about that pregnancy brain, Suzette. TODAY ON THE SHOW: The Phoenix Suns took a 2-0 series lead in the Western Conference Finals last night in THRILLING fashion and Suzette was th...
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We all have a good cremation story. Am I right, gang?!? from 2021-06-22T17:56:22
This lady has a story today that is BANANAS!
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
Johnjay has a new TV show that he's OBSESSED with! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Kyle's daughter has the best day ever! We play ONE OF U...
Let's all laugh at the misfortune of others. from 2021-06-21T17:35:19
Oh, yeah... So cool, you guys! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Joey Bradfisch tries to RUIN New Guy Nic's life! Johnjay has tech (not tick) issues! Payton has a problem with social media! We're picking celebrit...
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Just when you thought you were safe from another Shia Labeouf story. from 2021-06-18T17:50:02
I'm here to crush those dreams. TODAY ON THE SHOW: This weekend is FATHERS DAY and we've got all kinds of special "Dad" content for you! Grant buys something...unique...? Johnjay & Rich BOOTY CALLS...
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Suzanne tried to ruin my life today. from 2021-06-17T18:02:18
I had to actively avoid her all morning because all she wanted to do was spoil Loki for me. For SHAME, Susan. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We get an update from Shandy, who called yesterday after she stayed ...
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Johnjay spent the whole day waiting to talk about a TV show. from 2021-06-16T18:34:18
Eventually, we got there. Poor, poor guy. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We get Taryn on the line to talk about her experience staying the night in a haunted hotel! Rich hosts another edition of SMARTEST IN TH...
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If you've ever wondered how often Kyle showers... from 2021-06-15T17:45:09
Today is YOUR lucky day! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Mr. Baby has a problem with Suzette's alarms! A BRAND NEW 2nd DATE UPDATE! We want to know how YOU are an influencer! New Guy Nic is worried about someon...
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Payton's story involves plastic penises. from 2021-06-14T19:33:28
Annnnnnnnndddddd go... TODAY ON THE SHOW: Did Kyle win the lottery??? HASH IT OUT! Suzette says "bye" to her home gym! Horoscopes! Stacks and Hacks! Grant hosts ADD TRIVIA and soMUCHmore!!
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Hear me out. The game we played today is the best ever. from 2021-06-11T18:26
Just give it a chance, okay!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Jake's new job has him in a scary situation! SHOOT your SHOT! Suzette has pregnancy brain! DRUNK DIALS and soMUCHmore!!
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Courtesy of JJR Drunk Dials: Candy Reviews from 2021-06-10T19:16:40
TODAY ON THE SHOW: A lively game of POP TEN! Why Johnjay was in the hospital! WAR of the ROSES! A fresh set of DRUNK DIALS! Kyle’s husband HUGE job! Plus, so much more!!
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The great Kelly Kapowski dilemma. from 2021-06-09T18:16:31
Do you say something or do you not? THAT, my friends, is the question. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Bilboard lists the top songs of 2021! WAR of the ROSES! Rich has a special edition of REVERSE THE VERSE! So...
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Ghosts and babies and partyin', BRO. from 2021-06-08T18:42:08
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle is PAaaaAArrrRTYIN, doods! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Johnjay and Rich went to the Suns playoff game last night! ...or did they? Suzette has horoscopes, we play CELEBRITY WHO SAID TH...
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Ghosts and babies and partyin', BRO. from 2021-06-08T18:42:08
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle is PAaaaAArrrRTYIN, doods! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Johnjay and Rich went to the Suns playoff game last night! ...or did they? Suzette has horoscopes, we play CELEBRITY WHO SAID TH...
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Well, today started fun. (SARCASM.) from 2021-06-07T18:14:22
Someone's been messing with Johnjay's stuff! WTF, man?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette is no longer interested in doing something she's done her whole life! BREAKING BAD NEWS! A couple people watched ...
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I'm STUFFED from all the laughs today. from 2021-06-04T17:32:34
SOMEONE on the show needs an endorsement for a specific word he or she uses... TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know when YOU realized you were a grown up! SHOOT YOUR SHOT! Johnjay does not want lunch...
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Johnjay saw a UFO. It might have been a star. Or it was something else. from 2021-06-03T17:56:47
TODAY ON THE SHOW: What is Suzette excited about?? WAR of the ROSES! Kyle's new TV show! Rich's kid needs a J-O-B! A special edition of BEAT SHAZAM! A DIRTY LITTLE SECRET that involves Bengay and S...
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I know you may have violated my pizza. You should know, I'll be eating it anyway. from 2021-06-02T19:04:34
Joey Bradfisch just can't catch a break, you guys! TODAY ON THE SHOW: An update on Rich's face! Suzette's Scopes about what sign leaves you unread! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Payton's boyfriend...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: WHATCHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY from 2021-06-02T18:41:57
Grace thinks her boyfriend is hiding something. He's been acting SUPER sketchy since his buddies pulled their senior prank. She thinks he was involved. He's actually a Junior and claims that he was...
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There's a drunk dial in today's show that made me laugh out loud. from 2021-06-01T18:07:52
It did NOT get the same reaction in the room, but the one about dinosaurs made me laugh out loud. Just keep an ear open for that. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Should we be worried about Rich's face?? 2nd DAT...
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Is my child's father The Incredible Hulk now? from 2021-05-28T17:40:11
I don't know how these things work. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We have a BUNCH of DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS to get to! A hamburger-themed Johnjay & Rich BOOTY CALL! Kyle hosts CELEBRITY WHO SAID THAT! Rich is p...
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*sung to the Reading Rainbow theme* Gemini in the skyyyyyyyyyyy. from 2021-05-27T18:53:34
They're going twice as hiiiiiiiiigggghhhhh.... This is so crazy! TODAY IS THE DAY for Gemini's in the Sky!! Live reports from Shonna and her group of Geminis from IN A HOT AIR BALLOON! PLUS, a bran...
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You're never hungover if you just don't stop drinking. from 2021-05-26T19:07:50
Take it from me. A totally normal, human person. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want YOUR hangover cures! WAR OF THE ROSES! Suzette does something UNBELIEVEABLE! Kyle's got the dish on a HUGE feud! Nic has ...
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All my editing software went down today. So, this was a whole thing. from 2021-05-25T19:07:42
Don't cry for me. I'll survive. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton has an issue with her friends tracking something! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Suzie has finished her baby registry! Kyle's son has a BIG day! PLUS, we...
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It’s Monday. Let’s talk about water butts. from 2021-05-24T18:33:22
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzanne is back from Mexico! We let a couple listeners HASH IT OUT! We have some juicy DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS! Some fresh Johnjay & Rich DRUNK DIALS! We’re playing ADD Trivia and s...
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Kyle Unfug: Real American Hero. (Also, maybe the need for a hero.) from 2021-05-21T18:10:02
Oh, Kyle. You're just the best. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We are jam packed with DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS! Does Johnjay have a laundry ghost??? SHOOT YOUR SHOT! Rich has another edition of REMEMBER THE TIME! ...
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Bird, my friends, is no longer the word. from 2021-05-20T18:27:42
Do we finally have an end to Johnjay's bird saga?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle has HUGE news about her husband! WAR of the ROSES! Trampoline talk! We're playing PAYTON'S CATEGORIES! Johnjay's news seg...
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Hey, random barber shop man! Come to my house! from 2021-05-19T19:20:21
If it wasn’t Johnjay, I wouldn’t believe it. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know what YOU did to get the attention of your ex! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! Rich hosts SMARTEST IN THE ROOM! Plus, so much more!!!
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There seems to be a few unhealthy obsessions on today's show. from 2021-05-18T18:42:34
But what do I know??? You said forever. Now, I drive alone past your street. TODAY ON THE SHOW: 2nd DATE UPDATE! Suzette is feeling ALL the emotions! Payton's new living situation! STACKS AND HACKS...
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Hot Gatorade and vandalism. That's what Johnjay Van Es does. from 2021-05-17T18:36:59
Johnjay had a hell of a weekend with things that require a certain temperature. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette's mall trip goes array! BREAKING BAD NEWS! TV talk! What horoscope sign is the most carefr...
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If Carol Baskin is involved, someone is going to be tiger lunch. from 2021-05-14T17:45:08
There is a TIGER on the LOOSE in a neighborhood! We want to know what YOU saw that no one would believe! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle's car drama continues! SHOOT YOUR SHOT! Something happened on WAR OF...
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Kyle...? Kyle??? KYLE?!??! from 2021-05-13T17:22:46
Remember earlier in the week when Kyle was having car issues? Yeah... me too. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Someone from Johnjay's past re-appears! WAR of the ROSES! Since Payton just graduated, we want YOUR ...
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Johnjay reporting the news just leaves people more confused. from 2021-05-12T17:50:33
Johnjay Van Es: Today's Headlines... and that's all. Literally, just the headlines. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton has officially graduated with a degree in criminal justice, but is working in radio! We...
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Who ordered the five minutes of cat talk?!? from 2021-05-11T18:25:15
We got'cha! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay and Kyle disagree on a TV show! Johnjay's new (weird) morning routine! 2nd DATE UPDATE! We want to know how you caught your significant other cheating! PLUS, ...
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If your last name is Batman, I can only assume serving is a side-hustle. from 2021-05-10T18:29:49
That would be SUPER, man! (See what I did there?) TODAY ON THE SHOW: Mother's Day reviews! TV TALK! BREAKING BAD NEWS! You guys were ALL over the JJR DRUNK DIAL LINE this weekend! Grant has ADD TRV...
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It's a Momma's Day EXTRAVAGANZA!! from 2021-05-07T19:26:33
Happy Mother's Day to all the beautiful Moms out there! We appreciate you SO MUCH! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Why is Kyle singing?? SHOOT YOUR SHOT! A Mother's Day edition of REAL OR FAKE! Suzette has horo...
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Methinks Travis Barker smells like perfection. from 2021-05-06T17:51:45
Listen, I get it. I have my own issues. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay’s new car has a famous past owner and we have some mysteries to solve! WAR OF THE ROSES! We want to know what YOU hope your Mom ne...
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At some point in this podcast, you find out why Rich is a pecker. from 2021-05-05T18:08:25
And Suzette nibbles skin. You'll get there, kid. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're celebrating Cinco De Mayo! A special Johnjay & Rich BOOTY CALL! Payton is getting gradumacated! Suzette has a game that had...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: A Cinco De Mayo BOOTY CALL from 2021-05-05T17:09:37
Giselle is trying to get Eduardo, her boyfriend, to leave work for some Cinco De Mayo fun! Like, as in sex stuff. The catch? She has to use Cinco De Mayo puns! Will he break??? We'll find out!
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Suzette’s baby’s gender is Yoda. You’re welcome. from 2021-05-04T17:54:05
Sorry to ruin the surprise. TODAY ON THE SHOW: OBVS the big news is we get to find out Suzette’s baby’s gender!! 2nd DATE UPDATE! It’s Star Wars Day!! More stories about your Mom and SOMUCHMORE!!!
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My Mom's "get down" song was by Macy Gray. from 2021-05-03T17:45:12
And let me tell you, saying goodbye was NOT the reason I choked. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know what YOU wish you didn't know about your mom! MISSED CONNECTIONS! Johnjay has the weirdest Snapch...
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All you need is birds. Birds are all you need. from 2021-04-30T20:53:05
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's bird situation is officially OUT. OF. HAND. SHOOT YOUR SHOT! Grant hosts ADD TRIVIA! What's going on with Kyle?!? We're celebrating the weekend and SOmuchMORE!!
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Having allergies is the BIRDS! from 2021-04-29T17:15:17
Johnjay is having issues with allergies, and birds! Also, an old friend drops by and we play ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A CRIMINAL JUSTICE STUDENT!
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Save the drama for your Mama. Or your Instagram page. from 2021-04-28T17:54:57
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
Payton has a dilemma involving her boyfriend and her Instagram and needs YOUR opinion on it! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Johnjay is overdoing something??? No way... We pl...
Dear Delivery Driver, I apologize. It's just the way I look. from 2021-04-27T18:31:58
SOMEONE on the show had an embarrassing moment this weekend when his/her groceries showed up and needs your support! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We get an update on Suzette's pregnancy! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Uri...
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Food has no control over my guilt. from 2021-04-26T17:06:48
It does, however, have control over my bubbleguts. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Did Rich's daughter have a date?!? OSCAR reviews! The return of MISSED CONNECTIONS! A new, fresh collection of JJR DRUNK DIALS!...
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If you're not bangin' to the Moana soundtrack, you're doing it wrong. from 2021-04-23T19:19:34
It's FriYAY, everybody! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle's new TV show! SHOOT YOUR SHOT! A catfish story that you won't believe! Suzette has your horoscopes! We play Payton's CATEGORIES! PLUS, so much more!!
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It's time to examine Mr. Baby's relationship with Suzette's Mom. from 2021-04-22T18:44:57
There's an awful lot of accidents happening, my friend. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know what YOU walked in on accidently! WAR of the ROSES! How did Payton's grad photoshoot go??? We're playing S...
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Let me be the first to say it. Johnjay, get back on the nose spray. from 2021-04-21T19:32:28
I get that you're addicted, but now all I hear is your little snifflies. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton is getting ready to graduate college and needs some help! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! We get to play Suzette'...
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Is Santa afraid of birds? from 2021-04-20T19:21:54
If so, Johnjay’s kids would be screwed if Christmas was in April. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know who YOU texted by accident when you were talking about them! Demi Lovato has a REAL problem with...
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I wish I could put a finger on something from today's show. from 2021-04-19T18:47:51
Seriously, someone point something out. Thumbs up if you can get it. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We made it to Monday and we're talkin' TV! Suzette loves up in a big way! BREAKING BAD NEWS! We play ONE OF U...
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Today, I vomited while wearing Ninja Turtle footie pajamas. from 2021-04-16T19:17:13
I don't know if that's good or bad long term, but I'll learn to deal with it. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Grant goes fishing! Kyle's husband has a BIG date! BOOTY CALLS! We want to know how many times YOU h...
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Rich has brought "MUSHIFIED" back and I'm triggered. from 2021-04-15T18:28:03
I'm sorry, Rich. I just don't get it. It isn't a word and it really isn't even two words put together. It drives me bananas. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay has the firstest first world problem! WAR OF ...
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The drunk dial line is NOT A TOY. from 2021-04-14T18:04:01
Please take that note. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Something Rich did by accident made Johnjay feel confident! Payton has a bachelorette party dilemma! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Suzette has a special B...
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If you have lungs in Houston, please call Payton. from 2021-04-13T19:35:46
I love a good inside joke. I'd love to be a part of one. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton's other job is WILD! Rich has a new game to play! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Another set of JJR DRUNK DIALS! Johnjay's Stack...
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Mondays are for s**t talk. AM I RIGHT, guys?!? from 2021-04-12T19:19:41
Like, literal poop talk. Get'cha head in the game, kid. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We had SO MANY roommate from Hell stories, we decided to bring it back today! BREAKING BAD NEWS! Does Suzette have a new s...
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Only one more year until Johnjay&Rich can drink! from 2021-04-09T19:39:44
20 years ago TODAY, the Johnjay & Rich Show debuted! Congrats, guys! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We’re celebrating!! SHOOT YOUR SHOT! We want to hear about your roommate from HELL! Rich has a special editio...
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I wore a bikini walking down a highway. from 2021-04-08T21:37:47
OH, just normal work things...AM I RIGHT?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: We have a DIRTY LITTLE SECRET that even Johnjay relates to! WAR OF THE ROSES! We want to know your UNUSUAL work stories! Joey has a ne...
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I know I'm your Mother-in-Law, but can you explain intercourse to me? from 2021-04-07T17:32:34
Suzette's Mom asked Mr. Baby a pretty personal question on Easter.... TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle murdered some innocent cookies yesterday. We want to know what YOU left on the top of YOUR car! WHAT'CH...
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There's Cookie Monster, then there's the Cookie Murderer. from 2021-04-06T18:09:26
I'm not going to point fingers, but it's definitely Kyle. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's restaurant experience ends up with a DM! 2nd DATE UPDATE! TV talk! Possibly the MOST disgusting DIRTY LITTLE S...
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If you like potty talk, URINE luck! from 2021-04-05T18:08:46
If you didn't get that, read it slower and get back to me. ON TODAY'S SHOW: How was everyone's Easter?? We're reviewing! HASH IT OUT! Payton's Grandma needs help! We play CELEBRITY WHO SAID THAT an...
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Pranks and eggs are the two things we take seriously. from 2021-04-02T18:48:13
So, the Friday between April Fools and Easter is the best day ever. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Rich’s tomato recommendation is questionable! SHOOT YOUR SHOT! Pranks gone WRONG! Our annual EASTER EGG ROULET...
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Look out! It's GRANTZILLA! from 2021-04-01T19:24:33
Johnjay put a game together that will REALLY make you look at Grant differently! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Godzilla VS Kong premiered yesterday and we have thoughts! WAR OF THE ROSES! Another set of Johnj...
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Someone told me I suck in a drunk dial and I'm shook. from 2021-03-31T18:25:13
Having a baby (Suzette) and being a baby (me) are two different things. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're trying to grant a very important #LOVEUP moment! The final SPRING. BREAK. BUST. of the season! Is St...
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The sticky adventures of Tire Boy! from 2021-03-30T17:38:05
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Grant and Payton are both cat owners who REALLY loves their felines. We want to know how YOU pamper your pets! 2nd DATE UPDATE! A special EASTER edition of REAL OR FAKE! Lil Nas ...
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I wish Kevin Hart would explain my Dad’s actions. from 2021-03-29T18:49:16
I’M NOT CRYING YOU ARE.
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Payton AND Suzette had maskless-club situations this weekend! We help a couple HASH IT OUT! Kyle’s “WHATRE THE CHANCES” moment! Plus, a whole bunch ...
Johnjay&Rich HASH IT OUT from 2021-03-29T17:17:49
Lupe and Patrick have been dating for awhile. Lupe is supposed to be in a destination wedding and Patrick wasn't invited. The problem? Lupe is going to walking down the aisle with her ding dong ex-...
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I knew a girl named Tipper. She was nice. from 2021-03-26T17:36:34
Guys. 20% is a good tip. So is making sure your shoes are tied. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Did we find someone to help Grant move?!? SPRING BREAK BUST! Is Johnjay an addict?? We're playing STREAMING WARS a...
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For the last time, I was not the shark. from 2021-03-25T18:26:34
A little inside, I know. You'll get it at about 45 minutes in. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know YOUR relationship red flags! WAR OF THE ROSES! A pregnancy update from Suzette! ADD TRIVIA, Suzette...
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Damn you, Netflix and your inability to keep The Office! from 2021-03-24T18:24:24
Talk about #firstworldproblems?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Have you ever let someone borrow something and it came back damaged?!? SPRING BREAK BUST! We're playing ONE OF US IS LYING! More of your JJR DRU...
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I can't believe I missed Johnjay saying "brood" instead of blood. from 2021-03-23T18:20:35
I live in a constant state of embarrassment. TODAY ON SHOW: It's National Puppy Day! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Payton's Grandma gets wild! JJR DRUNK DIALS, REMEMBER THE TIME, and soMUCHmore!
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Get ready for 4 minutes of Chipotle history. from 2021-03-22T18:10:37
It's a rip-roarin' good time! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Did Mr. Baby make it back from Mexico?!? BREAKING BAD NEWS! We want to know what YOU want back from your ex! CELEBRITY WHO SAID THAT?!? Payton's Veg...
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I found one good thing to come from 2020. from 2021-03-19T16:49:05
Depending on how you define "good." It's also pretty random. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We've got a WHOLE BUNCH of DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS! New cast member, Payton, has a...unique... second job! SPRING BREAK ...
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(This is to be sung.) Oh, Suzette-a. Don't you cry for me. from 2021-03-18T20:55:10
(still singing) Your husband's in Mexico with a bachelor partyyyyyy. (end singing. YOU NAILED IT.) TODAY ON THE SHOW: Meet new cast member, Payton! WAR OF THE ROSES! An early review of JUSTICE LEAG...
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Top o' the mornin' to ya! Put another shrimp on the barbie, it's St. Paddy's Day! from 2021-03-17T19:39:37
I get confused easily. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay is FRUSTRATED with his Peleton! A brand new SPRING BREAK BUST! Someone wants to SHOOT THEIR SHOT with Suzette! A St. Patrick's Day edition of REAL ...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: SPRING. BREAK. BUST. from 2021-03-17T18:10:58
Miguel is worried about his girlfriend, Naomi. Why? Because she's in Miami on SPRING BREAK for a bachelorette party with her friends and he's not heard from her in a couple days. Everyone else has ...
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Despite my best efforts, this podcast is NOT about Stone Cold Steve Austin. from 2021-03-16T19:03:52
Although, it should be! It's his day and the man is a legend and true national treasure! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay wants to be an inventor! 2nd DATE UPDATE! We want to know YOUR weird pregnancy cr...
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Phew, that escalated quickly. from 2021-03-15T20:40
BIG news on today's show that is going to change things FOREVER. Who is it coming from?? You have to listen to find out! PLUS, we do a full review of the GRAMMY'S! A new set of Johnjay & Rich DRUNK...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: (A very special) BREAKING BAD NEWS from 2021-03-15T19:03:27
Today is a little different. Someone ON THE SHOW has news to break. It is going to change the show forever. So, what better way to break news to your friends than with your friends?!?
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Getting Fined from 2021-03-12T19:36:47
Listen, I get it, there's even LESS than zero music on the podcast recently. There's a reason and it's complicated and it would bore you. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know what YOU want to cancel!...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: A Saint Paddy's Day BOOTY CALL from 2021-03-12T19:02:02
Taylor is a tattoo artist and is booked SOLID all day today. His girlfriend, Kate, wants to see if she can convince him to leave work for a little afternoon delight. Instead of being busy with work...
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Man, no one was safe today. from 2021-03-11T17:34:53
I'll just say it. Today's victims were Rich and Joey. Oof. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay watched a show that reminded him of someone on the show! WAR OF THE ROSES! Does Kyle's husband, Scott, have a p...
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There was a lot of Rich-nipple talk today. from 2021-03-10T17:45:11
...I really don't know how I'm supposed to feel about it... TODAY ON THE SHOW: You asked for it, we listened. SPRING BREAK BUST is BACK!! We want to know which side you are on, the Royals OR Meghan...
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Boy, that guy who hosts REAL OR FAKE is a real ding dong. from 2021-03-09T17:54:23
TODAY ON THE SHOW: TV TALK and WTF is CLUBHOUSE??? 2d DATE UPDATE! We're breaking down the Oprah/Prince Harry-Meghan Markle interview with EXCLUSIVE audio! Suzette has your horoscope! Blake did WHA...
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Happy International Women's Day!! from 2021-03-08T16:59:15
Kyle, Suzette.. you're two of the best! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to highlight your WOMEN-owned business! A very emotional MISSED CONNECTIONS! What did you do EVEN THOUGH someone told you, you cou...
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We got those FRIDAY vibes! from 2021-03-05T19:26:32
In 2019, I found an unopened, hidden Britney Spears doll in a cabinet. IT IS WORTH NOTHING.
TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know what YOU discovered when you weren't looking! Did Johnjay borrow ...
Johnjay&Rich Presents: SHOOT YOUR SHOT from 2021-03-05T19:19:27
Parker and Paige are brother and sister. Parker won a pretty awesome trip and wants his sister to go with him! The problem? She's supposed to be going on spring break with her friends! So, he's enl...
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I called a kid a bastard in 4th grade because David Letterman said it on TV. from 2021-03-04T19:27:31
I had no idea what the word meant, but it sounded funny. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay and his son, Dutch, get into some mischief! WAR OF THE ROSES! Listener, Grace, has a crazy story about her husban...
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If a troll is stealing my socks, I think there's bigger issues at play. from 2021-03-03T19:26:03
WHY CAN'T THINGS JUST BE WHERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: We've got a new batch of JJR DRUNK DIALS! Did Johnjay find a "special" massage parlor?? WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Su...
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For three years, I referred to Taylor Swift as Tay Squeezy. from 2021-03-02T19:33:37
Taylor, please do not be mad at me. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's son is going to college! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Brand new JJR Drunk Dials! Is Johnjay's nosespray a REAL problem? Suzette's got horoscopes...
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Okay, Lindsay, cool. I met Jake "The Snake" Roberts. Sooo.... from 2021-03-01T18:35:36
I know, I know. I'm kind of a big deal. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Thor has quite the DIRTY LITTLE SECRET! Suzette got ROBBED! It was a busy weekend for the Johnjay & Rich DRUNK DIAL line! We play ADD TRIV...
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If you're constipated and sad about it, does that make you disaPOOPted? from 2021-02-26T18:55:19
Feel free to share that knee-slapper with your friends all weekend. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay is realizing where things are! SHOOT YOUR SHOT! Wanda calls in with a DIRTY LITTLE SECRET! We play Joe...
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Where do you go for your meth recommendations? from 2021-02-25T18:34:13
Apparently there are reviews, but I genuinely don't know what to do?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay discovers that yoga is hard! WAR OF THE ROSES! Listener, Stephanie, ran out of gas on the highway. ...
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Every time I get pulled over, I'm listening to The Goofy Movie soundtrack. from 2021-02-24T18:24:13
Additionally, when I'm not getting pulled over, I'm also listening to The Goofy Movie soundtrack. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette has your horoscope sign's theme song! Dr. Doom has a DIRTY LITTLE SECRET...
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Johnjay will hang out with you on Marvember twenteenth. from 2021-02-23T17:55:26
Hope you're free! Seriously, shooting your shot to hang out with Johnjay is like asking a cow if he'd like a hamburger.
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
Johnjay and Suzette are DEEP into the Tekashi 6...
My brother told his preschool teacher that my Dad drank beer. from 2021-02-22T19:24:27
Like, as his job. "Jordan, what do your parents do?"
"My Mommy is a teacher and my Daddy drinks beer and smokes cigarettes."
I was petrified with embarrassment.
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Jo...
I gotta go. New WandaVision is out. from 2021-02-19T19:29:38
Just so you know, that refers to nothing within the show today. I hope that's okay. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know what ruined YOUR vacation! SHOOT YOUR SHOT! I'm pretty sure Johnjay watched al...
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I'd voice things if I didn't sound like a 5 year-old girl. from 2021-02-18T18:49:14
Kyle's husband had his moment!! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay has started watching a BUNCH of new shows. The problem? He has no one to talk to them about! WAR OF THE ROSES! A check-in with Stalker Sha...
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My wife texted me a list of things she hates about me. from 2021-02-17T18:35:20
I don't even know if they're supposed to be low-key. Either way, we want to know what YOU low-key hate about your significant other! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's inspiring Peleton ride! WHAT'CHA WA...
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Write it down: Johnjay got a Thermos and hasn't complained about it. from 2021-02-16T18:14:07
(yet.) TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle and Suzette had very different, but super eventful weekends! 2nd DATE UPDATE! TV talk! A listener went to WHERE with her parents?!? CELEBRITY WHO SAID THAT! Some bran...
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I've been getting Joey and Grant confused for years. from 2021-02-12T18:15:15
Which is the one with the bird that sings showtunes? TODAY ON THE SHOW: We have a special edition of BREAKING BAD NEWS that isn't so much bad, as it is FANTASTIC! Drama on #BEERFRIDAY! Who are the ...
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BREAKING (some pretty great) BAD NEWS from 2021-02-12T16:08:16
It's Valentine's weekend and you HAD to know we were going to do something special!
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Kyle, can you potty-train Johnjay, too? from 2021-02-11T20:05:48
Kyle's in for a pretty messy weekend. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Tom Brady was ALL OVER yesterday. So, we want to know what YOU did when you were drunk! WAR OF THE ROSES! With V-DAY coming up, we want your...
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My Dad let me stay up for SNL. HOW'S THAT FOR CRAZY?!? from 2021-02-10T18:06:25
Apparently, some parents are a little more wild than others. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're giving a FULL review on the Britney Spears documentary! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! We're playing REVERSE TH...
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National Pizza Day = My Christmas from 2021-02-09T22:35:54
It's NATIONAL PIZZA DAY and we are all HERE. FOR. IT. TODAY ON THE SHOW: 2nd DATE UPDATE! Kyle's new struggle! We want to know the shallow reason YOU broke up with someone! THE MEME GAME and so muc...
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I can't wait for you all to meet Gary. from 2021-02-08T19:08:44
He's a very special boy. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're reviewing ALL kinds of SUPER BOWL shtuff! SHOOT YOUR SHOT! You guys got WILD this weekend, and we have the drunk dials to prove it! ADD TRIVIA! A w...
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You're telling me that you DON'T drink before noon for your job? from 2021-02-05T19:12:52
It's finally here! It's the SUPER BOWL OF KEGS! Joey Bradfisch and New Guy Nic face off in a battle of beer drinking/football supremacy! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's son, Jake, turns 18! A big game...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: Matt's Big Game BOOTY CALL from 2021-02-05T18:00:38
Matt and Lyla have been together for about two years. With the NFL Championship this weekend, Matt wants to see if he can get Lyla to leave work for a little extra-curricular fun! Trick is, he can ...
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My senior quote was edited from the yearbook. from 2021-02-04T21:08:04
I wish I could say I was joking. TODAY ON THE SHOW: More of YOUR drunk dials! WAR OF THE ROSES! We want to know what is the oldest thing in your FRIDGE! Grant is back with the 4 SECOND RULE! Johnja...
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They massaged what part of you? from 2021-02-03T20:35:05
In today's episode of "Can Johnjay's Life Get Any Weirder?"... It does! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know what TSA found in YOUR luggage! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! Scopes is all about dating! CELEBRITY WHO...
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Just tell 'em it's a giant baton, Kyle. from 2021-02-02T18:11:58
Kyle's story about her brother's mug almost made me fall out of my chair. TODAY ON THE SHOW: 2nd DATE UPDATE! Johnjay's Stacks and Rich's Life Hacks about coffee! REMEMBER THE TIME! PLUS, we open t...
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The sound of someone vomiting is just what I want to hear during breakfast. from 2021-02-01T19:33:02
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's son gets into a predicament when he's trying to visit his friend! BREAKING BAD NEWS! The most ANNOYING sounds in the world! We've got some real DOOZY drunk dials! BEAT ...
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Someone check on that lady with the cat, please. from 2021-01-29T18:17:39
You'll get it once you get to drunk dials. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay recognizes a hero! A NFL Championship BOOTY CALL! I was today years old when I found out ______! STREAMING WARS and so.MUCH.more!!
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When I was dating, I was the weird part of every date. from 2021-01-28T18:34:52
Ryan Seacrest told a story the other day about a weird thing that happened to him on a date. So, we want to know what's the weirdest thing YOU'VE seen while on a date! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We talk to...
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21 years in the NFL&Johnjay just discovered Tom Brady. from 2021-01-27T17:45:34
Guys, this guy might be pretty good. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Poor Joey Bradfisch can't catch a break! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Kyle and Suzette have a new TV obsession! A NEW way to play ONE OF US...
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If you're a psychic and can tell us our past, we want to talk to you. from 2021-01-26T19:55:28
You never know what you're going to get in a drunk dial message. Truly. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Rich's kid, Joe, is officially driving legally! Johnjay's a fan of Dick's! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Joey and Kyle ...
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When/if I die, can I be frozen WITH Larry King? from 2021-01-25T20:16:24
I would just like to know if those sheet sets are just as effective when you're deceased. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Blake ruins a surprise! MISSED CONNECTIONS! We want to hear about your unique body-ODY-o...
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I'm here for all the Disney Channel DRAMZ. from 2021-01-22T20:08:09
Although in this scenario I'm pretty torn. HOW CAN I PICK BETWEEN GIRL MEETS WORLD AND HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: It's Friday and it's time to celebrate! SHOOT YOUR SHOT! NEW.music.F...
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Every day I walk into chaos. from 2021-01-21T23:05:21
C'est la vie, #AMIRITE??? TODAY ON THE SHOW: We officially have a new POTUS and we're reviewing Inauguration Day! WAR OF THE ROSES! Johnjay's Stacks & Rich's Life Hacks! REMEMBER THE TIME and so.MU...
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Didja hear the one about the parrot who sings? from 2021-01-20T18:08:55
They say he's the SQUAWK of the town! ...hey-o... TODAY ON THE SHOW: It's Inauguration Day and we've got PARDONS to hand out! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! A special edition of BEAT SHAZAM! TV TAL...
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A single donut for my prize? I'd like to play the game six more times, please. from 2021-01-19T19:49:31
GUESS. WHAT. HAPPENED. Johnjay finally watched Bridgerton on Netflix and he has thoughts! TODAY ON THE SHOW: 2nd DATE UPDATE! TV talk! We get an update on Suzette's Mom! Horoscopes on power couples...
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Why can't anyone hear me when I scream? from 2021-01-15T19:17:25
I'm just saying, Johnjay got that quote wrong first. TODAY ON THE SHOW: What happened to Rich's daughter??? SHOOT YOUR SHOT! Delaney's Categories! What do you have TOO MUCH of because of the pandem...
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Getting fired from the same job twice is more common than you'd think. from 2021-01-14T19:17:14
Who'da thunk it?? AMIRIGHT, gang?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay is on day 4 of his juice cleanse and THANK. GOD. Your DIY mishaps! WAR OF THE ROSES! Kyle hosts a riveting edition of CELEBRITY WHO SA...
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Before we change my name, can I have a say in it? from 2021-01-13T18:27:28
You can call me whatever you like, just as long as you call me for dinner!
Hey-o.
TODAY ON THE SHOW: An update on Johnjay's juice cleanse! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Tik Tok DRAMZ! Do...
Sure, ban me from Chili's. You'll never take my freedom! from 2021-01-12T19:13:11
Happy Wednesday! TODAY ON THE SHOW: The President has been banned from, like, everything online. So, we want to know where YOU are banned from! 2nd DATE UPDATE! A BACHELOR roundtable discussion! We...
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Tiger Woods is the GOAT. Tiger King is different. from 2021-01-11T19:55:31
JUST SO WE'RE TOTALLY CLEAR. Okay? (I get it, not my best work.) TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette has horoscopes about who you should be friends with! BREAKING BAD NEWS! TV TALK! REVERSE THE VERSE! PLUS,...
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Today was supposed to be FREE BURRITO FRIDAY, but someone didn't come through. from 2021-01-08T17:35:05
I'm not going to name names, but it's definitely someone who works on this show. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Was Suzette being stalked??? NEW MUSIC FRIDAY! Johnjay has a new Kyle obsession! SHOOT YOUR SHOT!...
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No ducks given. from 2021-01-07T19:20:21
Listen, you'll get it once you get to DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS! TODAY ON THE SHOW: It's a wild time in the world right now, we're going to do our best to entertain you! WAR OF THE ROSES! Suzette has a ...
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Can you get tested for COVID rectally? Asking for a friend. from 2021-01-06T19:23:09
Totally unrelated, Joey Bradfisch is still out because of COVID-19! So, naturally, we're sending a doctor to his house! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay is on day three of his juice cleanse...AND IT SHOW...
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Today would've been a great day for Delaney to use a thesaurus. from 2021-01-05T18:12:18
Just because you CAN say a word, doesn't mean that you should. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Where has Joey Bradfisch been??? Johnjay goes KAREN on Twitter! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Suzette tells us what sign is the ...
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11 pounds in 14 days seems like a win to me. from 2021-01-04T19:29:53
WE. ARE. BACK. Happy New Year! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're putting a nice big box on 2020 and kicking off 2021 HOT! Delaney's (potential) new man! It's National Trivia Day, so we're playing ADD TRIVIA...
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On Demand EXTRA - Joey Bradfisch has COVID-19, and the great crab rangoon shortage! from 2020-12-31T15:21:29
Joey & Grant are back with an all-new edition of the JJRBTS! In this episode, Joey explains his experience with COVID-19 and Grant helps him get to the bottom of what is going on with crab rangoon...
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On Demand EXTRA - JJRBTS Reunion 2020 from 2020-12-24T13:41:56
Joey & Grant reunite with a JJRBTS podcast to talk all things 2020!! Also, Rich calls in to talk about what he screwed up on social media. And where is Johnjay calling from?
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On Demand EXTRA - The Great Star Wars Debate! from 2020-12-24T13:37:45
(Not So) New Guy Nic got an Instagram message about Star Wars and it gave him INSTANT anxiety. So, he's turning to the room for advice!
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The Holiday STAR WARS Special! from 2020-12-23T16:45:16
Man, why is New Guy Nic so weird. He's got anxiety over an Instagram DM and everyone (maybe not Kyle) has an opinion! Let us know what YOU think!
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Today, Rich called someone St. Dick. from 2020-12-18T18:08:01
And it was SO.damn.FUNNY. TODAY ON THE SHOW: (Not So) New Guy Nic did something REALLY stupid. COMPLICATED CHRISTMAS CAROLS! Kyle's husband gets an interesting proposal! Joey defends himself! SOMEO...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: Destiny's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2020-12-18T18:01
This is maybe one of the most unique Christmas Wishes we have ever done. Valerie wrote us about a young lady, Destiny, that she has never met before. Destiny called into Valerie's business and left...
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Can I jingle your jangle? from 2020-12-17T19:20:23
TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to hear YOUR #LOVEUP moments! Sophia SHOOTS HER SHOT with her boyfriend, Hayden! ADD TRIVIA! An EMERGENCY Johnjay & Rich BOOTY CALL! Why Johnjay shouldn't be trusted home...
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It's Christmas Sweater Day! from 2020-12-16T18:00:21
Which, now that I think about it, isn't as effective in a medium that depends on audio. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know if YOU'RE on the naughty list! CHRISTMAS WISH! Rich's girlfriend has a pro...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: Cheyanne's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2020-12-16T17:20:03
Kristiana wrote us about Cheyanne. Cheyanne works at a daycare, but due to a COVID outbreak within her classroom, she hasn't been able to work. She lost her Dad to cancer earlier this year. She and...
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Everyone just trusted Kyle to not poison them. from 2020-12-15T18:56:26
I think we should start a new segment called, "let's try things that taste terrible because Kyle said to." TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know the weirdest way you found out you were being cheated o...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: A Christmas BOOTY CALL from 2020-12-15T17:50:10
Vivian and her boyfriend, Nico, have been dating for around two years. They both LOVE dirty talk, but really only do it when they're drunk. He works from home, but she wants to see if she can get h...
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I don't know when I lost control. from 2020-12-14T20:03:40
You guys, every. damn. game... TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know the WORST way you were broken up with! DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS! Lisa gets a CHRISTMAS WISH! An update from Suzette's Mom! Nic has anot...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: Lisa's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2020-12-14T19:40:46
Amber wrote us a letter about her friend, Lisa, who she says is the sweetest person she knows. Lisa's family has been hit hard this year with COVID. Literally. She, her husband, and her son all cau...
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Between Disney news and Taylor Swift, I almost didn't come to work today. from 2020-12-11T19:44:15
I JUST NEED TIME TO DIGEST, OKAY?!? I'm fine. Everything is fine. TODAY ON THE SHOW: The ONE time Johnjay isn't on Instagram, he needs to be! We grant a CHRISTMAS WISH for Sabrina! Joey's Streaming...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: Sabrina's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2020-12-11T19:33:34
Terri wrote us about her niece, Sabrina. Sabrina is a nurse. She's going through a messy divorce, bills are piling up, and all she wants is for her family to have a nice Christmas. We're going to s...
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Today, Johnjay made a joke about change that made me LOL. from 2020-12-10T20:35:16
It was TERRIBLE, but amazing. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette gets EMBARRASSED! It's a small world for Kyle! 2nd DATE UPDATE! A brand new edition of Nic's Holiday Movie Game! STACKS and HACKS! Plus, so ...
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All I want to do is share my joy. from 2020-12-09T19:57:04
Come on, Suzette! Throw me a bone, dude! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Do we have a conclusion to Johnjay's XBOX quest?!? Joey has a...weird... conversation! CHRISTMAS WISH! Did Kyle FAIL as a parent?? ADD TR...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: Kelly's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2020-12-09T16:42:55
Jade wrote us about her bets friend, Kelly. Kelly has five children and has gone through so much. Her family's Christmas is looking bleak. In fact, just THIS MORNING, she had a flat tire on her way...
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I bet Mario Lopez won't take advantage of all the free chicken he gets. from 2020-12-08T19:25:06
This parody is horse S**T! TODAY ON THE SHOW: The eternal search for the XBOX rages on! We want to know what GOOD has come from 2020 and one caller has an UNBELIEVABLE story! BOOTY CALLS! Is someon...
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Suzette went to buy a phone and then DIDN'T! from 2020-12-07T19:52:21
Suck on that, THE MAN! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're talking to an elementary school class that was REALLY affected by the show! Another beautiful and tear-jerking CHRISTMAS WISH! Stacks and Hacks! Dela...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: Jenna's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2020-12-07T17:15:08
Christina wrote us about Jenna. Jenna used to be one of Christina's students and has since become one of her colleagues. Like many, Jenna and her family have been struggling this year. It looks lik...
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Rudy Giuliani farting isn't even the funniest audio from today. from 2020-12-04T21:22:39
Did the President's lawyer make a stinky??? TODAY ON THE SHOW: We start off REAL hot...you'll hear it soon enough. We are granting another AMAZING Christmas Wish! One of Carol Baskin's tigers bit a...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: Shareesa's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2020-12-04T17:44:27
Heather wrote us about her best friend, Shareesa, who's family has had a heartbreaking year. She lost her home, her husband lost his leg...and even that considered, when Heather's Father died, Shar...
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Today's show put me in a glass case of emotion. from 2020-12-03T19:16:50
We laughed, we cried, we cried some more, we yelled at Johnjay. You know, typical day. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's son, Dutch, has a presentation for Johnjay! SHOOT YOUR SHOT! Suzette's horoscopes...
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A cheese-scented candle sounds pretty gouda. from 2020-12-02T19:00:35
Don't like my cheese puns? Leave me provolone! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Drake released a Drake-scented candle! So, we want to know what YOUR candle would smell like! Another incredible CHRISTMAS WISH! Su...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: Paige's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2020-12-02T18:46:18
Katie wrote us about her friend, Paige. Like many, 2020 has been very tough on Paige and her family. We're going to see if we can make her Christmas a little brighter.
Know someone that ...
Between Batman and Batwoman today, I feel like I need to shower. from 2020-12-01T19:31:41
Today brings some WHOPPERS of DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS! TODAY ON THE SHOW: It's Giving Tuesday! So, do something nice for someone and #LOVEUP! HASH IT OUT! We want to know what changed in your life aft...
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You're in your 30's buying Ninja Turtles. This feels like it's your fault. from 2020-11-30T19:48:48
Happy Monday! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're recapping a BUSY Thanksgiving weekend! TV talk! Tyson fight review! Last week, we talked to a woman who's family is involved with a cult... So, how did her Tu...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: Maricella's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2020-11-30T17:56:52
It's Christmas Wish season! Leticia wrote to us about her friend, Maricella, who has had a really, REALLY tough year. We're going to try and make her holiday season a little brighter.
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Can Blackout Wednesday start at noon? Asking for a friend. from 2020-11-25T19:49:02
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving and today's show is full of turkeys. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's sister goes full Johnjay! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! We want to know if you have a weird family! STACK...
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We don't mention Shawn Mendes a single time during this show. from 2020-11-24T18:28:36
Seriously. Not a once. Just go about your day. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know if your work voice is different than your home voice! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Johnjay gets test results LIVE! BEAT SHAZAM!...
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Johnjay... that prank... BRUTAL. from 2020-11-23T17:58:59
Suzette has pranked Johnjay several times. Today, he got her back. Oof. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle and her husband's Sunday Mommy-Daddy time doesn't go as planned! BOOTY CALLS! Johnjay is sick... but ...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: BOOTY CALL from 2020-11-23T17:52:13
Isaiah heard last week's BOOTY CALL and he is wants to give it a try! We're going to call his girlfriend, Marcella, to see if he can get her to leave work and...well, you know. The catch is, he has...
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Delaney Ahern: The Queen of COVID tests. from 2020-11-20T20:12:50
Delaney is back! That said, at this point, she's a qualified expert on COVID testing. TODAY ON THE SHOW: It's FRIDAY and that means NEW MUSIC! We have an update on Lindsay's love life! SHOOT YOUR S...
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Rich's week on TV is going great! from 2020-11-19T18:36:24
Oh, Richard. We're just yankin' your chain! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're talking to a listener, Lindsay, about a couple AWFUL dates she's been on! WAR OF THE ROSES! Johnjay gets a message from a sports...
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Definitely don't talk about about the pizza place I'm talking about. from 2020-11-18T18:17:47
Another chapter of the Johnjay-buying-a-pizza-place saga has been written! TODAY ON THE SHOW: TV talk! A special edition of WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Most SHAZAM'd songs! Cats sniffing butts! ...
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WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY + A Part 3 with Johnjay's friend, Brad! from 2020-11-18T17:15:03
Natalie was in her friend Michelle's wedding three weeks ago. Now, she has scrolled through EVERY. SINGLE. PHOTO. and Natalie isn't in a single one! She had a great time, but can't figure out why s...
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Suzette and the XXXBOX. from 2020-11-17T19:38:50
Suzette has a chance at getting a new XBOX, but the circumstances are a little...suspect. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's son, Dutch, gets a... dragon??? 2nd DATE UPDATE! It's National Unfriend Day an...
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Even John Stamos will not forgive you for watching Fuller House. from 2020-11-16T17:40:45
(All cards on the table. I don't believe this title. Just trying to make you giggle.) TODAY ON THE SHOW: We've got some INCREDIBLE Dirty Little Secrets! Did ANYONE get an XBOX or PS5 this weekend??...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: BOOTY CALLS from 2020-11-16T17:22:11
Farrah needs our help with a bet. She and her friend have a bet that she can get her husband, Cole, to leave work for her. Specifically, to get down in the parking lot. SO, she came to us. We're a ...
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Friday the 13th isn't that scary when every day is scary. from 2020-11-13T19:05:11
Legit. You could have told me every day since March was Friday the 13th and I'd believe you. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette's friend was HACKED! A return edition of SHOOT YOUR SHOT! We want to know wha...
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Johnjay ruined someone's life. (Again...) from 2020-11-12T19:23:58
JOHNJAY! How could you?? TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're talkin' TV! WAR OF THE ROSES! We've got a list of things that are legal...but makes you look like a psychopath! Delaney has a new game! STACKS AND ...
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My complicated relationship is with Papa Johns. from 2020-11-11T18:12:44
Is it delicious? Yes. Do I feel good about myself when I eat it? No. Does it feel like a burning ball of lead in my stomach after? Also, yes. TODAY ON THE SHOW: (Not So) New Guy Nic has a new game!...
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I'll never look at Skittles the same again. from 2020-11-10T18:34:50
Kyle said UNSPEAKABLE things about the taste of the rainbow and we are going to try to prove her wrong! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's wife, Blake, has HAD IT with his mess(es)! 2nd DATE UPDATE! What...
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We're throwing up in masks and wearing eye patches. It's only Monday. from 2020-11-09T19:13:46
What a weekend, #AMIRITE?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to hear YOUR professional screw ups! HASH IT OUT! We're premiering audio from our new DRUNK DIAL line! Delaney got drizunk! We give you our wa...
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What a long year this week has been. from 2020-11-06T19:02:39
We still don't know who our next president is, but Joey Bradfisch found a new way to put RED V BLUE.
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay is kicking off the Christmas season! Bachelorette review! SHOOT ...
Damn you, backpack fingerprints! DAMN YOU! from 2020-11-05T17:32:43
The tale of Kyle's birthday gift took another dramatic turn! TODAY ON THE SHOW: (Not So) New Guy Nic had a rough Election Day. WAR OF THE ROSES! How much election coverage is TOO MUCH??? We want to...
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The votes have been counted except the ones that haven't been. from 2020-11-04T18:49:25
We've got the post-election hangover without the results! Bananas, am I right?? TODAY ON THE SHOW: One thing we do know, WEED is now legal in Arizona and Grant is EXCITED! Dirty little secrets! WHA...
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This EGGlection is EGGcellent! from 2020-11-03T18:11:37
It's election day and we're celebrating the only way we know how! By aggressively blowing up eggs! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette's Mom gets CRAY! We want to know what you think we can all agree on! 2n...
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If you have to explain your Halloween costume, you're not accomplishing anything. from 2020-11-02T19:23:13
Halloween hangover just in time for election-elation! Or incredible election fatigue. It's one or the other. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Is Johnjay's son ready to make his officiall college announcement?!? ...
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Happy HalloWEEKEND! from 2020-10-30T17:30:05
Loaded show today and it's spooOOooky! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Do NOT mess with breakfast burritos! MONSTER MATCH! Kyle's got gum-butt! Your ghost stories! Aquaman calls with an update on his DIRTY LITT...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: The 1st Annual #LOVEUP PUMPKIN DROP! from 2020-10-30T17:10:14
To put this lightly, this does not go the way we thought it would! We've got a four story parking garage. We have a WHOLE bunch of pumpkins. We have (Not So) New Guy Nic dressed as a dinosaur and a...
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Johnjay dressed as Kyle is an image I will never forget. from 2020-10-29T19:06:51
We're celebrating Halloween a little early with our brand new masks today! Everyone is dressed like someone else on the show! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's Peleton ride this morning is emotional! WA...
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Rich should have a life hack for what he did in his pants. from 2020-10-28T18:31:08
It's like I don't even know you, Richard!?! TODAY ON THE SHOW: TV TALK! Producer Bill has another updated THRILLER lyric! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! We want to know YOUR workplace drama! NAME THAT SCREAM! Su...
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Johnjay was today years old when he realized, "hey, I'm influenced by celebrities." from 2020-10-27T19:07:46
Seriously, we had a meeting and everyone had an example of what he bought because of a celebrity. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want more of YOUR ghost stories! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Suzette tells us what your ...
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Between Michael Jackson and Elmo, today's show is full of celebrity appearances. from 2020-10-26T18:56:58
Johnjay's son, Dutch, watched a movie this weekend that he can't stop thinking about! I will not be watching it. TODAY ON THE SHOW: It's HalloWEEK and we want to hear YOUR ghost stories! BREAKING B...
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If you're attracted to feet, you probably have a foot fetish. from 2020-10-23T19:04:55
A listener has a question about her boyfriend that Johnjay is an expert on. By my estimation, dude is in denial. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay got a new pair of Crocs for National Crocs Day...but deci...
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I'm afraid of cats BUT IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE ASKED. from 2020-10-22T19:02:25
We want to know the thing that YOU are scared of that isn't actually scary! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Shocker. Johnjay might've broke an NDA. WAR OF THE ROSES! Producer Bill has rejected lyrics to Thrille...
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Today, Suzette discovered how I titled things. I may owe some people apologies. from 2020-10-21T17:59:18
Look, I am who I am. I can't help it! TODAY ON THE SHOW: A truly DIRTY LITTLE SECRET! Johnjay's couch SMELLS! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! We want to hear YOUR worst bet payoff! Suzette has your ...
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A unibrow for the uni-baby from 2020-10-20T18:42:11
Suzette made a bet with her husband, Mr. Baby, and he LOST. Big time. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Is Delaney getting signs from the beyond? 2nd DATE UPDATE! Johnjay has the scariest movies of all time! We w...
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Peleton = Virtual. Deep Dish Pizza = Real. from 2020-10-19T19:12:23
Another chapter of Johnjay's potential pizza joint is in the books! What did he think this weekend??? TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're taking your DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS! Delaney's twin update! MISSED CONNEC...
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Someone urinated on their sibling's luggage and that's not the worst story from today. from 2020-10-16T19:24:17
Today's got some wild DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay is an investment guru! SHOOT YOUR SHOT! Someone put a curse on Suzette! It's Friday and that means NEW MUSIC! We want to know ...
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More like Producer BILL-board Music Awards...AMIRITE?!? from 2020-10-15T19:26:39
After five LONG years, Bad Comedy Guy is BACK! And we're all here for it. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette has scopes that'll keep you from having the grumpies! A special WAR OF THE ROSES return! REMEMBE...
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TP in my tree-tree and Cardi's BB's on my IG. from 2020-10-14T19:07:41
Johnjay woke up to a surprise in his front yard! ...again. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to hear what happened when you THOUGHT you were on mute! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! Your social media mishaps! Celebrity ...
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Sometimes U.S. history is just a guessing game. from 2020-10-13T17:50:13
If you hear Suzette's mistake today, hit us up! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay has an issue with his sweats. 2nd DATE UPDATE! We want to know who YOU proved wrong! BEAT SHAZAM! Somebody got hurt workin...
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Just so we're clear, Brazilian nuts don't come from Brazilian waxes? from 2020-10-12T18:21:03
I know it's not my best work, but you get it. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney goes on a date! HASH IT OUT! Another edition of HACKS & STACKS! More DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS and so.MUCH.more!!
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Put on your special weekend mask, baby! It's Friday! from 2020-10-09T17:50:03
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle takes a test! More examples of how we predicted the future! SHOOT YOUR SHOT! Rich is getting spooOOooky! Suzette is trying out a new game! Grant goes hiking and SOmuchMORE!!
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Outback Steakhouse. Not always on my mind. Always in my heart. from 2020-10-08T18:08:50
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's TV interests are different than his family's! Suzette has a soulmate quiz! A really weird WAR OF THE ROSES! We want to know what concert YOU want to go to! How your rel...
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WAR OF THE... Stacks&Hacks? from 2020-10-08T18:04:07
Selena thinks her husband is cheating. Here's the deal... something happens and we have to take a sharp turn. This is the first time this has LITERALLY ever happened.
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Everyone loves nudity and Mickey D's! Maybe just not together. from 2020-10-07T19:31:52
How 'bout that for a tease?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Dog talk! TV talk! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! We want to know what fake character YOU wish was real! STREAMING WARS and so much more!!
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Delaney is living in "Sister, Sister." from 2020-10-06T18:46:29
Her love life continues to fascinate me. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We have some INCREDIBLE, dirty, little secrets! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Suzette's HOTT date! Pop 10! What horoscope sign you do NOT associate wi...
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WHOEVER IS WISHING TO GET OUT OF THINGS THIS YEAR, please stop. from 2020-10-05T18:05:09
Do we have more evidence this show WILLED 2020's problems into existence?? Maybe.... TODAY ON THE SHOW: Joey Bradfisch gets ROBBED! Johnjay is OBSESSED with a new TV show! BREAKING BAD NEWS! We wan...
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Man, these superheroes are making some questionable decisions. from 2020-10-02T18:53:21
TODAY ON THE SHOW: We hear some of your REALLY dirty secrets! SHOOT YOUR SHOT! Johnjay is in trouble for being TOO POLITICAL without being political! Bill has a new game! Kyle's daughter, Addison, ...
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So... some snakes give birth instead of lay eggs? WHY AREN'T WE MORE CONCERNED?!? from 2020-10-01T18:45:32
THAT IS JUST MEANS MONSTERS BIRTH MONSTERS AND I'M SCARED. Not kidding. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to hear YOUR dirty, little secrets! Kyle's TikTok quiz! Jake's monumental day! Suzette's Scopes an...
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Today we debate and it's NOT a trainwreck! from 2020-09-30T19:13
Unlike the one last night between the next leader of the free world. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's attempt to scare Kyle! Is Rich's Alexa haunted??? HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! Suzette's SCOPES is about what Y...
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I'm on a boat, man. There's a guy I like, man. from 2020-09-29T19:46:24
Delaney's dating life is like a sitcom. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Demi Lovato's fiancee found out they broke up via TABLOID! What's the weirdest way YOU found out it was over?? Bill's BACK for another edi...
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Will Smith. Johnjay Van Es. One degree of separation. from 2020-09-28T20:37:34
Johnjay got a call from someone who's working with Will Smith on a movie... but for what?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know what YOU watched that messed. you. up! A brand NEW segment, SHOOT YOUR...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: SHOOT YOUR SHOT from 2020-09-28T17:28:49
NEW BIT ALERT!! Preston is interested in a girl and doesn't know how to ask her out. SO, we came up with an idea! We're giving him our airwaves to SHOOT.his.SHOT!!
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Every time Rich brings in props, it never goes the way he expects. from 2020-09-25T17:45:10
At least he didn't test batteries this time! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette proposes a new show open! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Delaney has a new dating app! POP 10! (Not So) New Guy Nic gets a mystery package,...
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I don't mind the bird poop as much as I mind the bird itself. from 2020-09-24T19:07:20
There's a viral video of someone's proposal getting ruined! So, it got us thinking. What ruined YOUR moment??? TODAY ON THE SHOW: It's a monumental day for Johnjay's son, Jake! WAR OF THE ROSES! Th...
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I'm sorry. It's hard for me to take the name "Widget" seriously. from 2020-09-23T22:52:40
Apple has a new operating system and Johnjay needs help with it! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want your tattoo regrets! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Mr. Baby has XBOX issues! BEAT SHAZAM and so much mor...
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How many of there are you, Johnny Vanes? from 2020-09-22T18:45:49
Delaney found a web-site that will find all the people in the world with YOUR name, but Johnjay might've found a hole in it. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Ellen is back and she's apologized, but do you believ...
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Did you know you can't say $chitt's Creek on the air? from 2020-09-21T18:50:48
But I can do it here because it's typed out! Wild, aye gang?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: The EMMYs were last night and we're reviewing! BREAKING BAD NEWS! We want to know what you posted on social media t...
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I'm dope! You're dope! We're all dope! from 2020-09-18T17:40:12
Everything is dope and there is nothing you can do about it! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Rich's LIFE HACKS goes sideways! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Suzette's got neighbor issues! We get to the bottom of the infamous...
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What a NOOB! AM I RIGHT?!? from 2020-09-17T18:45:26
Kanye West is doing Kanye West things. We want to know who the ding dong is in YOUR life! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette gets scurred! WAR OF THE ROSES! Rich gives everyone homework! BEAT SHAZAM and so...
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Cardi B?? More like Cardi D...VORCE. from 2020-09-16T19:00:33
Listen, I know that joke was meh, but I executed it like a boss. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette is MAD at Mr. Baby! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Drama from a former BACHELOR contestant! REMEMBER THE ...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: WHA'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY from 2020-09-16T17:47:57
Mindy and her husband own a for-rent furniture business. They supply different things for weddings. Their employee, Tanner, is awesome. They love him and think he does a great job. HOWEVER, recentl...
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Hold on to your butts. Johnjay is demanding apologies. from 2020-09-15T19:30:08
This is your warning. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Grant and Rich's day of car fixin'. 2nd DATE UPDATE! We want to know what YOU got for free! Kanye and Drake DRAMA! The SAVAGE-est Zodiac signs and SOmuchMORE!!
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I love your new car, Grant. Specifically, because it came with a driver. from 2020-09-14T18:36:47
Silly, boy! Turn OFF your car before you leave it! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Captain America, Chris Evans, accidentally leaked photos of his ding-a-ling on Instagram this weekend! We want to know when YOU...
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I (kind of) met someone from The Office. from 2020-09-11T17:45:16
It wasn't Michael, Dwight, Jim, Pam, Angela, Ryan, Oscar, Kevin, Toby, Kelly, Meredith, Darryl, Phyllis, or Stanley. It also wasn't anyone else. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney gets a present! 2nd DATE ...
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C-Section? More like SEE Section! from 2020-09-10T19:34:28
Hey-o. Grant told a story today that made us wonder... Have YOU ever woken up DURING a surgery?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Rich's new coffee machine has him WIRED! Questions for Kyle! WAR OF THE ROSES! W...
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Joey forgot about football. I forget to wear pants...daily. from 2020-09-09T20:34:46
That's COVID for ya, folks! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle's daughter is having issues at school! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Someone leaves their bra in the bathroom! Good Movie, Bad Description! PLUS...
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Grant is doing laundry in the bathtub. So, it's a normal Tuesday. from 2020-09-08T19:22:52
Grant is having an issue right now that, surprisingly, is NOT COVID related! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're reviewing TENET and MULAN!! HASH IT OUT! We want to know when YOU were a Private Investigator! ...
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Just to warn you: There's a lot of poop talk on today's show. from 2020-09-04T17:35:07
I just want to be upfront and honest! I would never intentionally leave you astray. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Somebody is using Kyle as a plug! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Rich gets a different kind of therapy! Joey...
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My coworker makes me feed her EVERY. DAMN. DAY. from 2020-09-03T19:07:36
All cards on the table, my coworker is a three-month-old baby. So, I guess it's excusable. Speaking of which... TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know about your annoying coworker! Joey's Dad has been ...
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I have advice for dudes. Don't be an idiot. from 2020-09-02T19:58:45
I get an A+ for the day. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to hear about your roommate from hell! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! Johnjay's got audio! A special BEAT SHAZAM and soMUCHmore!!
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I've read your reviews. If you're trying to hurt my feelings, you're succeeding. from 2020-09-01T19:29:13
Blame corporate, okay?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Grant has a rebuttal for Producer Bill! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Students, we want to know how your remote learning is going! Delaney thinks adulting is hard! 5 ...
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Why are you closing the club? I'm over here trying to get COVID. from 2020-08-31T18:36:28
Things are opening up! ...Just to close again. Were you at the clubs this weekend?? TODAY ON THE SHOW: We reflect on the death of Black Panther star, Chadwick Boseman. HASH IT OUT! We want to know ...
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The Dutch and Gavin Podcast! Part 3! from 2020-08-31T15:59:18
Johnjay's son, Dutch, and his friend, Gavin, are back with another edition of their podcast!
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I just assume Bill laughs like a hyena during sex. from 2020-08-28T17:45:09
And imagining that is...okay... I guess. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Joey awkwardly rides the elevator! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Delaney has a mask issue! Bill has a suggestion for a new show open! STREAMING WARS a...
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My Mom showed up to my house with my baby tooth. from 2020-08-27T18:46:03
Why? Who really knows...? We want to know the weird thing YOU saved! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle has a ZOOM issue! WAR OF THE ROSES! Suzette's Scopes! The MEME GAME! Plus, soMUCHmore!!!
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Girls just want to have fun. Also, want to watch lawns being mowed. from 2020-08-26T18:49:18
Listen, I mow my lawn weekly and I don't think my wife could care less. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's new career! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! We want to know something you did but no one believes...
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I found a Britney Spears doll in my garage. from 2020-08-25T18:53:30
I don't know what the previous owner did with it, but I guess I consider it a hidden treasure. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay hosts OVER OR UNDER 40!?! 2nd DATE UPDATE! We want to know what old show YO...
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Is it okay to break social distancing for Jake Paul? Asking for a friend. from 2020-08-24T18:59:45
What a terrible human being that Jake Paul is. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette is NEVER. DRINKING. AGAIN. We want to know the rudest thing anyone has ever said or done to you! MISSED CONNECTIONS! Lori L...
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I was today years old when I found out someone pays attention to my podcast titles. from 2020-08-21T18:44:27
YOU GUYS! Who'da thunk it, #amIrite??? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Teachers! We talk to you about how your school year is going! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Suzette's scaring people again! COVID tidbits and SOmuchMORE!!
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A home haircut and a friend screwing me over are the same story for me. from 2020-08-20T19:18:11
Thanks a lot, MOM! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle's daughter gives herself a new haircut for school! WAR OF THE ROSES! We've got seven AWKWARD situations! BEAT SHAZAM! Movies that make you cry and so much...
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I don't have a side hustle. All my sides are pretty lazy. from 2020-08-19T18:58:25
Get it? That is a very literal joke. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay is BANNED...AGAIN?!? Suzette has an update on her post-wedding wedding! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! We want to know how you hurt yourself for so...
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We know you're not going anywhere, but here's travel hacks anyway. from 2020-08-18T18:40:27
Everyone needs to know not to pee on your luggage! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette saw something WEIRD in her nieghborhood! EVERYONE is addicted to their phones! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Grant's old car was wor...
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Kyle made my eyes sweat today. from 2020-08-17T19:45:31
DAMMIT, KYLE. YOU MADE ME FEEL EMOTIONS WHEN I PREFER TO BE DEAD INSIDE. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know where YOU successfully snuck into! We watched PROJECT POWER and have PLENTY of thoughts! ...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: BREAKING BAD NEWS (and Breaking Bad something else) from 2020-08-17T17:14:31
Producer Bill says he's been talking to Trish for MONTHS about this bad news she has for her husband, Jon. So, apparently, just because it's bad news, it doesn't necessarily mean it's urgent. Haha....
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Today a lady complained about when the podcast gets posted and I'm triggered. from 2020-08-14T19:35:06
I'M TRYING MY BEST SO PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP...again. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know if you have MASK-NE! A kid is still a kid...when? 2nd DATE UPDATE! Pop culture showdowns!...
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ON-DEMAND EXTRA: The Dutch&Gavin Podcast PT 2! from 2020-08-13T19:30:14
Johnjay's son, Dutch, and his friend, Gavin, take over the studio to talk about all of the things going on in their lives. Plus, some special guests pop by!
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Superstitious? Nah. I'm normal stitious. from 2020-08-13T19:07:20
TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know YOU'RE weird superstitions! WAR OF THE ROSES! Suzette turns LITERALLY everything off! Kyle's DM's get weird! POP 10 and SOmuchMORE!!
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My middle name is Elmer. Suck on that, Bill! from 2020-08-12T19:19:53
Yeah! And I'm also not a Vice President! TODAY ON THE SHOW: It's Suzette vs. Invisalign! Kids are starting school! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Weird thing you Googled! Bill has a new game and so...
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Johnjay Van Es: Radio host, complex-giver from 2020-08-11T18:21:02
TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know what you WEREN'T self-conscious about UNTIL someone pointed it out on social media! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Suzette's Scopes on holding grudges! The MEME GAME! Delaney h...
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We should hire that murder guy. from 2020-08-10T18:37
Management may not take Johnjay's recommendations any more. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Did you miss us? We're back from vacation! HASH IT OUT! Suzette goes VIRAL! We want to know how YOU'RE doing with kids...
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After Words Takeover: We get personal! from 2020-08-07T16:00:03
Kyle is having some sleeping issues at home, Suzette has a big thing happening with her in-laws, and Johnjay can't read anything he writes.
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After Words Takeover: Kyle's IV drip and Johnjay's many ailments. from 2020-08-06T17:13:58
Kyle has quite the experience when she gets a vitamin drip but Johnjay has some medical issues of his own...
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After Words Takeover: Grants new (and very dark) game from 2020-08-05T16:00:16
In another edition of "Pitch it on the Podcast," Grant came up with a game that is sure to make you feel uncomfortable.
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After Words Takeover: Kyle smells....and we have proof! from 2020-08-04T16:00:06
Kyle tells us about how someone in her family really let her have it about some bad breath earlier this week.
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After Words Takeover: The Dutch&Gavin Podcast! from 2020-08-03T16:00:03
Johnjay's son Dutch and his friend Gavin take over the studio to talk about all of the things going on in their life. Plus, some special guests pop by!
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Oh, sure. My Icelandic vacation was weird, but when Zac Efron goes everyone wants to move there! from 2020-07-31T19:21:08
(That said, I also want to move to Iceland so Zac Efron can be my neighbor.) TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay has a prediction! NEW MUSIC FRIDAY! We want to know your self-surgeries! 2nd DATE UPDATE and ...
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OOoooOO... That smell. You can't smell that smell? from 2020-07-30T20:13:12
Johnjay is convinced that he had COVID-19 at the end of last year and he STILL doesn't have his sense of smell! He got an antibodies test last week and the RESULTS ARE IN!! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzet...
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I'm leavin' on a jet plane. Don't know if I'll be back COVID. from 2020-07-29T18:41:25
Yes, that's a John Denver reference. No, I do not regret it. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay has to take a flight and is getting increasingly nervous about it! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! We're putting Grant's dru...
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What I struggle with working from home is the working from home part. from 2020-07-28T19:03:05
Kyle has an issue working from home for her TV job! We want to know what YOU'RE #workfromhome struggles are!! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Does Suzette live with an alcoholic ghost? 2nd DATE UPDATE! We talk ...
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If at first you don't succeed, just make s**t up until someone believes you! from 2020-07-27T18:30:42
And that's how you win! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's have a bet to pay off! MISSED CONNECTIONS! Suzette does (and also doesn't) want to do something on TikTok! Kyle's daughter has a school update! ...
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Dr. Andrew Carroll on the Arizona COVID19 Crisis from 2020-07-24T18:25:38
With the Governors Press Conference yesterday, we brought back Dr. Andrew Carroll to update us on new restrictions, extended restrictions, school openings, and answers all our other questions as well!
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Taylor Swift released an album today. Other artists' releasing albums today: "Dammit." from 2020-07-24T18:01:46
Tay Sweezy's new album is OUT and we've already listened to it! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Does Johnjay have COVID-19 antibodies?!? We want to know what you learned from TikTok! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Bill's got...
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WOULD YOU RATHER be followed or find someone in the back of your truck? from 2020-07-23T18:45:20
My answer? Neither. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay gets BANNED! WAR OF THE ROSES! Taylor Swift AND One Direction news! The Meme Game! We want to know where you woke up after a night of partying! COVID ...
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There's no better flavor than regurgitated fish. from 2020-07-22T18:50:20
Johnjay's workout was not (sal)meant to go that way! Hey-o. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Did Kyle get hacked?!? WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Does sex on your wedding night bring good luck? 5 SECOND RULE an...
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Sometimes yelling sounds like a polite suggestion. from 2020-07-21T18:37:05
Wear. Your. Damn. Mask. How is this still a conversation? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney got YELLED at! 2nd DATE UPDATE! WTF is going on with Kanye?? BEAT SHAZAM and so much more!!
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I HAVE A STORY ABOUT MY BOSS AND MY TOES. from 2020-07-20T18:02:08
I will not sit in silence! That HAS to be the weirdest thing ANYONE's boss has ever asked of them. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're back from vacation and one BIG change happened... SUZETTE GOT MARRIED!!! ...
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And ZOOM goes the dynamite! from 2020-07-10T17:54:28
Give me a break, it's been a long couple weeks and we live in a state that's on fire and I haven't been outside the house in 100 years. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette and her fiancee are getting marrie...
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That's one snazzy bowl of noodles, Karen. from 2020-07-09T18:47:32
When was the last time you got the wrong order at a fast food restaurant? Did you go back behind the counter to berate the manager? No? Me neither. TODAY ON THE SHOW: A wedding audio present for Su...
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Doghouses and stray dogs. (Two unrelated Johnjay topics.) from 2020-07-08T18:38:29
TODAY ON THE SHOW: We talk to Delaney’s friend, Lexi, who is a nurse on the front lines of COVID-19! Mr. Baby has a...reaction... HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! REMEMBER THE TIME and so.MUCH.more!!!
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Johnjay has birds that are acting out The Departed. from 2020-07-07T17:52:30
Talk about a SWAN DIVE...AMIRITE?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney turns into Karen! 2nd DATE UPDATE! We want to know when YOU were attacked by an animal! TV TALK! Suzette has how many bulldogs?!? PLUS...
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Screw it! I'm having two weddings! from 2020-07-06T18:04:43
Suzette is like my Mom, if my Mom only married one person. TODAY ON THE SHOW: A LOT of new TV dropped this weekend and we're reviewing! HASH IT OUT! NEW MUSIC! Johnjay has some COVID 19 facts and S...
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Hey, that's Lewis Capaldi pooping in there! from 2020-07-02T17:45:06
Some stories just HAVE to be told. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We chat with LEWIS CAPALDI! Kyle's husband has officially been on his golf trip, but something happened beforehand that handicapped him! WAR OF...
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Fans of the "CHIP CLIP" will be happy today. from 2020-07-01T18:28:54
I'M NOT SAYING WHERE, but sometime in this podcast, Rich gets a bag of chips. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's NADS! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! We want to know if YOU are in an open marriage! 5 SEC...
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You don't remember the Tossed Salad Empire? from 2020-06-30T18:06:35
T'was the greatest empire the world has ever known. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We talk to epidemiologist, Dr. Kristen Pogreba Brown, about the latest COVID-19 outbreak! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Suzette gets stood ...
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The world is basically Smash Mouth. from 2020-06-29T18:20:19
In that, it's terrible and it doesn't matter any more. Just listen to the lyrics of "ALL STAR" and get back to me. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We talk to Lauren, an ICU nurse, about the latest COVID-19 wave...
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Why didn't they ask me how COVID changed my life?? from 2020-06-26T18:41:17
Never go into the weekend angry, folks. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're talkin' TIK TOK! Locusts are taking over the world! 2nd DATE UPDATE! OFFERUP PRICE IS RIGHT! NEW MUSIC FRIDAY and soMUCHmore!
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Dammit, Karen. Just put on the GD mask! from 2020-06-25T19:01:58
Honestly, it's just a piece of cloth. You wear it for five minutes in the store and it protects YOU aaaaaaaaaand ME. Stop being so silly. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We hear from ACTUAL Karens! WAR OF THE R...
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I've had a WWE-themed Ninja Turtle in my Amazon cart for a month. from 2020-06-24T18:34:47
Not because I'm shopping for a child, but because I'm a crazy person. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle has a dilemma! REMEMBER THE TIME! Rich's kids are OBSESSED with FLOOR IS LAVA! We want to know your mos...
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LIVE! From Johnjay's house! It's Johnjay&Rich at the dining room table! from 2020-06-23T18:16:35
Why are we at Johnjay's house?!? I told you last week, EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. something weird happens! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We get an update on Suzette's GHOST! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Which of Johnjay's kids ...
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Who'da thunk there's such controversy over the Jim Carrey classic, 'The Mask'?!? from 2020-06-22T17:59:11
You guys, I've been working from home for three months. The last five weeks, I've added a newborn. I'm guite literally losing my mind. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette's favorite new music! What happened...
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This is NOT the problem I'd expect if someone found mystery underpants. from 2020-06-19T17:50:13
TODAY ON THE SHOW: 2nd DATE UPDATE! We get an update on Kyle's husband's golf trip! We play WHO'S YOUR DADDY?! 90's movie facts, Johnjay's Stacks, and SO.MUCH.MORE!!!
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Suzette is seeing ghosts and she's NOT the one on shrooms. from 2020-06-18T18:39:44
Johnjay's officially had his mushroom trip and he has MANY thoughts about it! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Rich has a question about his daughter and social media! Producer Bill calls out Johnjay! WAR OF THE...
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Wait a second... We don't all refer to Bill as Daddy? from 2020-06-17T19:02:33
Producer Bill and Delaney are co-workers and they're friends, but... are they also taking on new roles??? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's brain gets rundown by a professional! Kyle's son, Easton, has ...
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Joey Bradfisch: Expert Cat Impersonator from 2020-06-16T18:20:26
Don't @ me, I know he chose to NOT record his Cameo in a cat voice, but I'm also not going to say he's an expert in menstruation. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay is discovers the most boring way to time...
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Why don't you make like a tree and leaf? from 2020-06-15T18:14:26
The show will really (leaf) BLOW you away!?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Why was Johnjay holding an infrared light over his head all weekend?? BREAKING BAD NEWS! Kyle got her COVID test results back! ADD T...
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Somebody wants mushrooms, but not for stamping. from 2020-06-12T17:55:13
Sorry, I know that was a softball. I just couldn't help myself. TODAY ON THE SHOW: I'm starting to think Joey Bradfisch isn't real. 2nd DATE UPDATE! Grant returns to the pool! Suzette's Scopes! Kyl...
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If Joey shows up as my Postmate, I'll bet half my food is gone. from 2020-06-11T18:32:20
Never trust a man delivering food on an Italian scooter. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay canNOT figure out HBOMax! WAR OF THE ROSES! Joey presents: STREAMING WARS! Grant movie reviews and soMUCHmore!!
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You'll float, too. Or you won't. Who knows? from 2020-06-10T18:00:32
Delaney has officially been tested for COVID. She didn't love her experience... TODAY ON THE SHOW: Rich has a problem with weight! Johnjay watched "Dear, Oprah." WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Suze...
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Something weird happens LITERALLY every day. from 2020-06-09T18:25:55
SOMEBODY is in quarantine! For this person... It isn't the first time! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Listen to how funny this dancing mask is! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Johnjay ruins a party! Suzette has a personal pr...
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Suzette said the f-word on the air. from 2020-06-08T19:01:45
Just not the f-word you're thinking. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay got a dogproof lock, but it's not having the effect that it's originally intended. Bill participates in MISSED CONNECTIONS! Kyle is g...
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We have two responsibilities to you: To entertain and to inform. from 2020-06-05T17:25:10
And this week, we did our absolute best to do both. It's a crazy world right now. We all need to learn how to better love each other, instead of divide. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's new watch! Joey...
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It's Thursday, why not throw a little COVID 19 into the mix? from 2020-06-04T17:54:15
Well, COVID 19 has entered our building. We work in a small, condensed space. What could go wrong?? TODAY ON THE SHOW: We get an update from Nikki to give us more info on #BLACKLIVESMATTER! We're t...
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Change starts with one person. Y-O-U. from 2020-06-03T18:04:45
Only you can control your actions. Only you can choose to learn. Only you can decide whether or not you're on the right side of history. Choose love. Choose acceptance.
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Our show, your platform. from 2020-06-02T19:10:56
How do you battle systemic racism? You speak out. You listen. You act.
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#BLACKLIVESMATTER from 2020-06-01T18:07:12
Listen to this entire show. We want to hear from you and hear what you're feeling. We want your frustration, anger, opinions. Before you judge, try walking in someone else's shoes. Let's be the gen...
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The best thing about podcasts is that anyone can have one. It's also the worst part about podcasts. from 2020-05-29T17:44:49
Delaney is starting a new podcast and she needs YOUR help! TODAY ON THE SHOW: It's NEW MUSIC FIRDAY! 2nd DATE UPDATE! How is Delaney connected to the JONAS BROTHERS?!? World-renowned TMZ photograph...
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Suzette's Mom's dog lost something close to him. from 2020-05-28T18:32:21
So close, they were ATTACHED to him. RIP Bulldog testicles. TODAY ON THE SHOW: WAR OF THE ROSES! Johnjay's Instagram conspiracy gets validated! SUZETTE SPEAKS THE LYRICS! Producer Bill NEARLY kille...
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Bill's kid and my wife both know how to cut straight to your core. from 2020-05-27T18:07:56
Bill finally knows what it feels like to cry in the shower. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle's got some new TV shows and they're GOOD! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! What are the happiest songs of all time?? What is the ...
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Suzette is about to get YOLKED! from 2020-05-26T17:46:54
Suzette is obsessed with something new that is going to change her fitness life forever! Plus, Delaney is in a documentary about surgical masks even though the filming involved no surgical masks. ...
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Delaney waited 30 min for an Uber&we're all praying for her. ? from 2020-05-22T17:15:16
Delaney has to wait an outrageous amount of time for something and Rich lost his kids. Also, we talk to Megan Thee Stallion!
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Megan Thee Stallion Interview from 2020-05-22T17:15:16
Johnjay & Rich talk to the savage herself, Megan Thee Stallion!
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Corporate is reminded why they pick Johnjay&Rich last for the company kickball team. from 2020-05-21T17:07:13
Johnjay & Rich were asked to something VERY important for the company and its clients, and well, it went horribly. Plus, Suzette gives us an update on if her wedding is going to happen or not!
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You should probably stop an activity after 4 injuries. Right? from 2020-05-20T17:45:27
Today on the show, Suzette gets another mountain bike injury while Johnjay is loaded with clams. Also, we find out the top debut singles of all time and play Suzette's POP 10!
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WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY from 2020-05-20T17:38:29
Wendy's son Jared is supposed to be home doing schoolwork on Zoom but his teachers are saying that he's not performing as he should be. Jared claims he is getting straight A's. Is he? We'll find...
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That moment when Johnjay thinks the booze he has will cover Suzette's wedding. Cute ?? from 2020-05-19T17:08:13
You're never going to believe where Johnjay found a ton of booze to supply at Suzette's wedding. Also, Delaney is not doing great at going viral on TikTok. Also, SECOND DATE UPDATE!
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You don't have to wear a face mask at the club, but you do at work. from 2020-05-18T17:29:48
HAPPY MONDAY!! Delaney went out for the first time this weekend and she's still recovering from it! Johnjay has an issue with this whole mask thing and we also get your opinion on it. Also, MISSE...
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MISSED CONNECTIONS from 2020-05-18T17:20:43
Julia got Postmates delivery last week and it turns out that the driver is exactly her type. After some wine, she thought she was texting him, but it definitely wasn't. We tracked her driver down...
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Producer Bill wants to tell that you’re a bad person from 2020-05-15T19:10:07
HAPPY FRIDAY! Producer Bill has this litmus test that he thinks can tell what type of person you are. Rich goes on another date and Suzette has some roommate sadness. Plus, SECOND DATE UPDATE!
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SECOND DATE UPDATE from 2020-05-15T17:00:16
Tyler had Pauline over for a date and it went so well that they went ALL THE WAY! After a few texts after the date, Paulina just disappeared. What happened? Did Tyler do something wrong? We're ...
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TRUE STORY: Delaney's pre-workout is Gold Bond medicated powder from 2020-05-14T17:32:15
Delaney has a dilemma that I'm not sure what we should do about it? Suzette may have mold, & Rich doesn't know how to socialize. Plus, WAR OF THE ROSES!
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Today's show focuses on GRAPES and GAMES! from 2020-05-13T17:39:11
On today's show, we're focusing on grapes and games. Johnjay has a follow up on the cotton candy grapes that he just discovered and we debut a new game from Suzette! We also play Remember the Tim...
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JJR Overtime -Don't mention Sweet Tomatoes to Johnjay right now.. from 2020-05-12T17:52:22
During the COVID-19 pandemic, the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon every day on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, we talk about how Arizona is opening back up and what you...
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Don't worry about that mess I made, I was taught that someone else will always clean it up. from 2020-05-12T17:25:22
Delaney and Bill BOTH messaged Johnjay about a mysterious mess in the station kitchen. Guess what... They solve the mystery in three minutes. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay discovers something that isn...
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The newest normal is like the old "new normal" just with better nails. from 2020-05-11T18:20:44
Delaney got to do something this weekend that she's been waiting EIGHT WEEKS for! How was it different than before?? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay wants to know WTF is going on! OFFERUP PRICE IS RIGHT...
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JJR Overtime - If your restaurant is open….let’s talk! from 2020-05-11T18:05:23
During the COVID-19 pandemic, the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon every day on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, we talk about how Arizona is opening back up and what you...
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A (pre-)MOTHER'S DAY SPECTACULAR! from 2020-05-08T17:30:11
Mother's Day is Sunday! We're celebrating early! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're calling all of the show members' Moms for a special game! Kyle punched someone! Joey's nemesis returns! Rich has a stupid h...
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Let's review TV shows we haven't seen yet! from 2020-05-07T18:18:34
Quarantine has certainly been weird for everyone. It sounds like that we're officially to the point where TV is so stressful, we're relying on our loved ones to watch. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's ...
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JJR Overtime - How are coping with businesses opening back up? from 2020-05-07T17:57:51
During the COVID-19 pandemic, the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon every day on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, we take your calls on the unique way you’re making money ...
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My dog opens doors and that isn't even the worst thing he does. from 2020-05-06T18:50:27
Johnjay's dog, Charlie, is basically a cartoon character... If the cartoon featured a dog that eats feces. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Everyone is making appointments! For things! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNES...
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JJR Overtime - Did you see President Trump yesterday? from 2020-05-06T18:37:35
During the COVID-19 pandemic, the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon every day on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix!
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Cinco De Mayo De Quarantine De Drinking anyway. from 2020-05-05T18:52:32
Don't worry about it, I don't know what that title means either. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We are celebrating Cinco De Mayo! (As best we can...) 2nd DATE UPDATE! BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE LINE GAME with a twist! ...
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JJR Overtime - Tacos&movies for Cinco De Mayo from 2020-05-05T18:29:45
During the COVID-19 pandemic, the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon every day on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, Suzette brings in tacos and Delaney gives a new movie review!
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JJR Overtime - If you’re open we want to know about it! from 2020-05-04T18:46:36
During the COVID-19 pandemic, the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon every day on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, we want to know WHO IS OPEN!? Also, some Star Wars trivia...
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Rich went on a date! WITH a real person! from 2020-05-04T18:15:38
Rich went on his first social distancing/quarantine date! Has he and his lady had THE "talk" yet??? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney has a new game! A very emotional MISSED CONNECTIONS! Johnjay does some...
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The Periodic Table does not contain punctuation marks. from 2020-05-01T18:11:11
Contrary to popular belief, he "period" in Periodic is unrelated to grammar. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney cries to a show that's ten years old and also a show that no one else watches! Suzette tells ...
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JJR Overtime - Nurse Lauren Leander from 2020-05-01T18:05:20
During the COVID-19 pandemic, the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon every day on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, we talk to an Arizona nurse who went viral for a picture o...
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JJR Overtime - Who picks up a live snake when they’re pregnant? from 2020-04-30T18:14:45
During the COVID-19 pandemic, the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon every day on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, we talk to an Arizona woman who went VIRAL because she pic...
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My horoscope superhero is ALL OF THEM. from 2020-04-30T17:59:55
Suck on that, planet Earth! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know what quarantine is doing to your relationship! CORONA CALLS! New music news! Who are YOU afraid of?!? REMEMBER THE TIME! Suzette's Sco...
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JJR Overtime - Frankie Muniz is an expert on….olive oils? from 2020-04-29T19:18
During the COVID-19 pandemic, the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon every day on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, we have on Frankie Muniz to talk about his store Outrageou...
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Delaney's hair OR OJ Simpson moving next to Johnjay? What's the bigger concern? from 2020-04-29T18:24:12
How did we get here? How are THESE the questions we have to ask these days?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette's wedding dilemma! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! What is minivan ROCK? Suzette's new game, POP TEN! TV ta...
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HUMPDAY DUMDAY from 2020-04-29T17:15:08
About two weeks into quarantine, Jada left her boyfriend to go home and get some stuff. No big deal, right? Right...except she never went back! She texted him when she was there and told him she wa...
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JJR Overtime - Dutch needs to work on his trash talking. from 2020-04-28T18:27:55
During the COVID-19 pandemic, the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon every day on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, tonight it’s Dutch vs Mr. Baby in a Call of Duty competiti...
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Joey got excited in Kroger. It wasn't even because of the special on egg salad. from 2020-04-28T18:09:59
I'll never look at memoji's the same again. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle says that she's an IDIOT! Suzette's big spill! 2nd DATE UPDATE! ADD TRIVIA! New TV shows! Suzette's Scopes and SO.much.MORE!!
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JJR Overtime - I think we’re all Zoomed out from 2020-04-27T18:50:19
During the COVID-19 pandemic, the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon every day on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, we get into Zoom fatigue on other things people are tired ...
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It's officially the 716th Monday of April. from 2020-04-27T18:27:53
I bet I can guess what you did this weekend. It rhymes with shmat at shmome. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay has an unexpected visitor to his street! CORONA CALLS! A tribute song to the class of 2020! D...
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Johnay&Rich Present: CORONA CALLS from 2020-04-27T17:15:15
Whitney and Jamie have been dating a while. They don't live together, so quarantine has been pretty hard on them. Whitney thinks she can get Jamie to admit that he'll break quarantine. Will he? We'...
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A Johnjay&Rich Tribute to the graduating class of 2020 from 2020-04-24T23:05:16
Johnjay and Rich, with the help of Surfaces, dedicate this song to the graduating class of 2020!
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JJR Overtime - A tribute to the class of 2020! from 2020-04-24T18:43:57
During the COVID-19 pandemic, the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon every day on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, we debut a song that we created that is the ultimate tribu...
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Waco? I think you mean whacko. from 2020-04-24T18:37:42
(That's a reference to The Office if you didn't get it.) TODAY ON THE SHOW: HEY! Today is Friday!! That means we've got NEW MUSIC!! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Delaney's Downloads are all about quarantining c...
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The biggest disaster of this quarantine is Bill's new haircut. from 2020-04-23T18:45:24
Producer Bill let Delaney shave his head today. It did not. go. well... TODAY ON THE SHOW: Mr. Baby claims his next MODERN WARFARE victim! CORONA CALLS! Delaney is having nightmares! Johnjay is doe...
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JJR Overtime - Johnjay’s dilemma that only he would be in. from 2020-04-23T18:42:07
During the COVID-19 pandemic, the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon every day on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, an NBA player slides into Johnjay’s DM’s and he doesn’t kn...
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Today, I heard the worst song ever. It is in this podcast. from 2020-04-22T18:31:09
Seriously, music is weird now. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay finds a new (to him) TV show! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! BEAT SHAZAM! Would you rather spend a day with the cast of FRIENDS or DRAKE?? ...
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JJR Overtime - The smallest car chase of all time and we were in the middle. from 2020-04-22T18:24:09
During the COVID-19 pandemic, the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon every day on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, Johnjay talks about how his TV hit was interrupted because...
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Blue hair, random FaceTimes, and selling our brothers' shoes. This is quarantine. from 2020-04-21T19:19:44
The Johnjay & Rich quarantine HAIR-a-thon started today! SOMEBODY dyed their hair blue and someone else dyed their hair pink! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We get an update on Suzette's wedding! 2nd DATE UPDA...
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JJR Overtime - It's not Bueller, it's Mueller! from 2020-04-21T18:29:41
During the COVID-19 pandemic, the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon every day on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, we have the president of the nursing program at GCU, Brian...
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JJR Overtime - Next time you need a shot, go to Johnjay’s house from 2020-04-20T18:53:46
During the COVID-19 pandemic the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon everyday on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, Johnjay tells a story about how someone in the Governors off...
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Please don't let my dog eat the cake I just gave you for eating your dinner. from 2020-04-20T18:40:05
Johnjay's dog, Charlie, is basically a velociraptor. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney is making money during quarantine in the weirdest way! REMEMBER THE TIME! We want to know what YOU are doing during q...
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JJR Overtime - Feel good Friday! from 2020-04-17T18:52:46
During the COVID-19 pandemic, the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon every day on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, we check in with Johnjay’s wife Blake while she’s voluntee...
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*singing* It's Friday! Friday! Gotta stay in (again) on FRIDAY!! from 2020-04-17T18:12:33
How do you turn an orange into a tv? You meet Johnjay in the bathroom! (NOTE: I may have missed part of that story.) TODAY ON THE SHOW: 2nd DATE UPDATE! Delaney takes on the Simone Biles Challenge!...
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JJR Overtime - Suzette’s Mom gets her COVID-19 results from 2020-04-16T19:09:34
During the COVID-19 pandemic, the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon every day on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, we get an update on Suzette’s mom who was having COVID-19 ...
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Hey! Everybody! Come listen to how good I look! from 2020-04-16T19:09:08
TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're still waiting on the Coronavirus test Suzette's Mom took, but how is Suzette dealing with it??? Delaney's stress shopping fashion show! Are we going viral by association? C...
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Hey, pal. Stimulate this. from 2020-04-15T19:17:19
Grant has big news! His life has TOTALLY changed! He's rich, B*TCH! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette's Mom gets tested for COVID-19. OFFERUP PRICE IS RIGHT! The big result of JAKE v MR.BABY in CALL OF DU...
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JJR Overtime - Attitude is Free especially when you’re chicken&waffles. from 2020-04-15T18:49:19
During the COVID-19 pandemic the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon everyday on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, we talk the owner of the Attitude is Free clothing line abou...
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JJR Overtime - Dr. Darrell Wadus&how did the coronavirus change you? from 2020-04-14T18:53:54
During the COVID-19 pandemic the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon everyday on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, we talk to former Banner Health chief of staff, Dr. Darrell ...
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Hey, Mr. Baby! Real men pick on kids in real life! from 2020-04-14T17:31:40
Calling them out on video games is SO Nintendo 64! TODAY ON THE SHOW: 2nd DATE UPDATE! Bill has a personal question for everyone! Kyle's new movie! BEAT SHAZAM and so much more!!
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JJR Overtime - Pastor Terry Crist&Joey’s #LoveUp story from 2020-04-13T19:00:09
During the COVID-19 pandemic the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon everyday on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, we talk to lead pastor Terry Crist from Hillsong Phoenix abo...
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I called my dog "Grant" today. I'm not good at working from home. from 2020-04-13T17:56:44
THESE WALLS ARE A PRISON THAT I CAN GET OUT OF BUT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO.
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay on a zoom call sounds like a disaster! MISSED CONNECTIONS! We found a young lady who wor...
I was naked on the internet this week and we barely talked about it. from 2020-04-10T19:05:08
THAT is how wild this week has been! TODAY ON THE SHOW: The BEST bit ever... EASTER EGG ROULETTE is BACK! It's NEW MUSIC Friday! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Delaney's Hulu account is no longer her Hulu accoun...
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JJR Overtime - United food bank&a former employee of Joe Exotic! from 2020-04-10T18:48:09
During the COVID-19 pandemic, the Johnjay and Rich show are staying on LIVE until noon every day on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, we talk to Tyson from United Food Bank and he tells us ho...
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Guess who needs relationship advice? from 2020-04-09T18:48:33
Oh, I am just so bad. :P TODAY ON THE SHOW: Joey Bradfisch gets left out! Delaney gets an...interesting...text! CORONA CALLS! ADD TRIVIA and so.much.more!!
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JJR Overtime - Officer Alicia Hubert interview&some spiritual guidance! from 2020-04-09T18:44:45
During the COVID-19 pandemic the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon everyday on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, we talk to officer Alicia Hubert from the Phoenix police dep...
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JJR Overtime - How did this Gilbert bride have her wedding last weekend? from 2020-04-08T18:56:03
During the COVID-19 pandemic the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon everyday on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, we talk to a Gilbert bride who was able to pull off her drea...
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Why read when Delaney can vaguely spoil the book for you? from 2020-04-08T18:52:01
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delanal is as single as she's ever been and is learning how to be single better! CORONA CALLS!! Suzette Speaks the Lyrics! We have the things you should be seeking out during qua...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: CORONA CALLS from 2020-04-08T17:10:45
Monica had a baby three weeks ago. Her sister, Belinda, has not met the baby yet! Monica is going to see if she can get her sister to agree to breaking quarantine. Will she go for it???
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JJR Overtime - Craig DeMarco&Phil Beckner from 2020-04-07T18:59:05
During the COVID-19 pandemic the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon everyday on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, Craig DeMarco (owner of Upward Projects) calls in to talk ab...
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Look out 2017! Johnjay discovered YouTube TV. from 2020-04-07T18:35:28
On the pulse of the entertainment world! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know how YOU'RE making money while quarantined! 2nd DATE UPDATE! REMEMBER THE TIME! Johnjay and his kids are good(?) at chores...
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JJR Overtime - Christian Kirk&we shout out your business! from 2020-04-06T19:04:30
During the COVID-19 pandemic the Johnjay and Rich show is staying on LIVE until noon everyday on 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix! On today’s show, Christian Kirk from the Arizona Cardinals calls in to talk a...
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I went to school for so long and not one class taught pornography. from 2020-04-06T18:38:05
Not sure that is a subject that's needed. I bet that it would be well-attended, though. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay gets scared! Kyle uses a new app! OFFERUP PRICE IS RIGHT! Suzette's Scopes and SOm...
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Johnjay and Rich Present: CORONA CALLS from 2020-04-06T17:10:18
This is a brand new bit! We're seeing what it would take for someone to leave their house during quarantine. Of course, we stop them before they go, but it's fun to hear what it takes!
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I know my wife is sick and we're quarantined, but I have no time to clean. from 2020-04-03T19:16:56
Johnjay's wife has been sick with vertigo for about a week. That means he's DEFINITELY helping around the house, right? RIGHT?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: 2nd DATE UPDATE! New Guy Nic has another audio pr...
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Day four of shows this week. Day one of wearing pants. from 2020-04-02T18:06:55
I might be losing it. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know what you think we should be watching! WAR OF THE ROSES! Kyle's touching moment with her daughter's teacher! What are you using to...wipe??? ...
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Online Coronavirus test? Sounds like April Fools. from 2020-04-01T18:24:17
I'm just picturing millions of people coughing and yelling into their computer only to find out it was a big ole prank. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay attempts to fool his kid! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDN...
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How has my life changed? My dog and I are hosting a podcast about the best treats. from 2020-03-31T18:30:41
And she wears more clothes than I do. TODAY ON THE SHOW: After being quarantined in his basement for DAYS, Rich is back in the studio! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Johnjay is NOT a doctor! Suzette Speaks the L...
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Grant makes fun of Bill. Bill blames Joey. Rich? Still in quarantine. from 2020-03-30T18:30:35
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Grant has watched a movie that changed his life! We review the iHeart LIVING ROOM CONCERT FOR AMERICA! We help out a couple with their gender reveal! Suzette's Scopes and SOmuchM...
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The Johnjay&Rich Gender Reveal Party! from 2020-03-30T17:00:49
Things all over the country are getting cancelled due to the coronavirus. From big events like concerts and sporting events, all the way down to backyard bbq's. Well, one couple reached out because...
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Delaney is back! (Adjust your volume accordingly.) from 2020-03-27T18:59:09
It's been a long fourteen day quarantine for Delanal! In celebration of her return, we've brought back one of her segments! TODAY ON THE SHOW: 2nd DATE UPDATE! Obsessed with TIGER KING? We are, too...
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Hello all you cool cats and kittens. I fed my dead husband to a buncha tigers. from 2020-03-26T18:37:45
We are all SUPER into TIGER KING on Netflix and we're letting you know about it! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette's Scopes! WAR OF THE ROSES! What would YOU do if Justin Bieber went live on Instagram wit...
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Today, Kyle asked someone if they exposed themselves. from 2020-03-25T19:33:27
NOT IN THE CONTEXT YOU ARE THINKING YOU DIRTY LITTLE DING DONGS. Pervs. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know who YOU are thanking right now! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! Blake's #LOVEUP idea! BEAT SHAZAM and so...
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With all the darkness in the world, at least we can rely on Dick Pound. from 2020-03-24T18:35:25
Oh, it feels good to laugh. And not laugh at the normal Dick Pound other people laugh at me for. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to hear your #LOVEUP moments! 2nd DATE UPDATE! PLUS, ADD TRIVIA and so mu...
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It's so much more fun to listen to something you're supposed to watch. from 2020-03-23T18:10:50
I cannot stress that enough. Just incredible. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're fully in on the new normal here, but we want to know how YOU'RE adjusting! 2nd DATE UPDATE! What did Grant discover this weeke...
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Good thing it's the weekend so we can continue to do nothing. from 2020-03-20T18:20:57
We're on day 5 of the new world, and we've only lost two members of the staff to quarantining! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney becomes a workout teacher! Grant might be a witness to a murder! 2nd DATE U...
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Screw The Avengers! We're The Incredible Shrinking Crew! from 2020-03-19T18:06:20
Delaney - QUARANTINED.
Rich - QUARANTINED.
Things are getting...weird. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We've got TV recommendations! WAR OF THE ROSES! Suzette has ways to stay healthy in her horoscope...
It's a global pandemic! What am I supposed to do with my Coachella tickets?!? from 2020-03-18T18:34:47
Everyone is feeling the repercussions of the coronavirus. Delaney is no different. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Yesterday...escalated quickly... Yes, we cover it. WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Kyle is prepp...
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YOU. ARE. QUARANTINED!! Also, let me go to your house to bring you food. from 2020-03-17T18:13:44
Tensions are a little high today... TODAY ON THE SHOW: We talk to a man who's been diagnosed with the Coronavirus and what he's been going through! 2nd DATE UPDATE! PLUS, DR. OZ comes on to talk ab...
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The crew chats with DR. OZ about the Coronavirus! from 2020-03-17T18:03:12
Our friend, Dr. Oz, came on the show today to talk all things Coronavirus. What can you do to prevent it, what you should do if you get it, what's a myth and what are must-do's! PLUS, he's got addi...
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It's all fun and games until you're forced to quarantine for two weeks. from 2020-03-16T18:36:54
And when that happens, we're going to put a camera on you for the entire time. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Since the last time we talked, EVERYTHING has changed. The world is pretty dark right now, but we'r...
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Someone is finally paying attention to these titles. from 2020-03-13T17:20:15
You guys, for like three years I've been treating these podcast titles as my own personal show. Today, somebody finally noticed. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Grant sees a movie! Kyle's daughter hits a milest...
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Eating two-week old lobster could be an easy way to lose weight. from 2020-03-12T17:20:08
Between that and a juice cleanse, you could get down to nothin', bro. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Grant's new favorite thing! DELANEY'S DOWNLOADS! Kyle's husband got a new job! ADD TRIVIA and soMUCHmore!!!
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Grant is the last person I'd turn to if I needed medical attention. from 2020-03-11T17:25:17
Seriously, I watch him crunch up Cheez Its into his Rice-a-roni DAILY. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Rich is becoming a juicehole! Joey's new Instagram account! FIVE SECOND RULE! PLUS, soMUCHmore!!
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Bill's sister is doing something my Mom did three times. from 2020-03-10T17:20:18
You'll never catch her, Bill's sister! Try as you might! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle's daughter is officially in school! SUZETTE SPEAKS THE LYRICS! Rich has a date! Grant HATES adulting! PLUS, so much ...
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Your political career is OVER if people find out what you did in front of that rooster! from 2020-03-09T17:25:04
Joey, Joey, Joey... FOR SHAME. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle FINALLY gets to go on a date! REMEMBER THE TIME! Somebody peed in Delaney's pants! Another edition of Johnjay's Stacks and SO.much.MORE!!
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Radio: The most visual medium of all media. from 2020-03-06T18:40:58
Ever LISTENED to a fashion show? Riveting. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's dog escapes, but where they found him is incredible! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Suzette's goin' viral! BEAT SHAZAM and soMUCHmore!!
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We're now getting medical attention for when we don't need medical attention? from 2020-03-05T19:00:14
Johnjay, you leave me speechless. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Rich is SCARED of the devil! WAR OF THE ROSES! We want to know if YOU'RE love is/was blind! Suzette is obsessed with a baby! PLUS, REMEMBER THE ...
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I shouldn't have to say this, but a suit fitting is not more common than an injury while at the gym. from 2020-03-04T18:37:43
Thank you for your time. TODAY ON THE SHOW: With the Coronavirus outbreak, we want to know when YOU were quarantined! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! What are the best songs to was your hands to? SUZETTE'S SAYS T...
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The segment "Are you ugly?" seems directed right at me. from 2020-03-03T18:46:11
Pardon me while I go cry in the shower. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Why is Dutch scared of his bedroom??? 2nd DATE UPDATE! We want to know what's in your purse! ADD TRIVIA! Why Johnjay shouldn't have nice t...
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I need a horoscope that guarantees I don't have to talk to anyone. from 2020-03-02T18:50:02
TODAY ON THE SHOW: What happened to Johnjay this weekend??? MISSED CONNECTIONS! Mr. Baby's transformation! OFFERUP PRICE IS RIGHT! Oprah fell and we want to know when YOU fell! PLUS, so.much.more!
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WTF am I supposed to do with the 300 boxes of cookies in my office? from 2020-02-28T18:31:54
I'm going to pour them into an empty pool and swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay takes on the Girl Scouts! 2nd DATE UPDATE! A NEW version of the 5 SECOND RULE and so.much....
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TRUE STORY: I've fallen asleep at dinner. At a restaurant. Joey was there! from 2020-02-27T18:41:36
Rich, I feel your pain. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle has a SERIOUS vacation issue! WAR OF THE ROSES! Johnjay had a CRAZY day yesterday! BEAT SHAZAM! PLUS, Delaney's Downloads and SOMUCHMORE!!
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The only thing my step-dad gave me was my Mom's 3rd divorce. from 2020-02-26T18:46:14
And Johnjay's getting a new entertainment system?!? W.T.F. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Bill has an idea to get everyone sick! What is Rich giving up for lent? WHATCHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY and soMUCHmore!
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Can someone check on Rich's van. It was really bullied today. from 2020-02-25T19:48:25
KIDDING. It's just embarrassed because Rich said "mushified" again. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Joey doesn't understand how wristbands work! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Kendrick Lamar is getting sued! Kyle's a real so...
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Kyle didn't introduce me to the Bellas. There goes my wrestling career. from 2020-02-24T18:39:16
THANKS A LOT KYLE NOW I'M NEVER GOING TO TAKE ON JOHN CENA AT WRESTLEMANIA. Gosh. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Update on Suzette's marriage classes! We want to know why YOU'RE badass! BREAKING BAD NEWS! Hila...
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Why will we remember you? (We won't.) from 2020-02-21T18:20:51
Sorry, this title is like The Real World. It stopped being nice, then started getting real. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney's friend has a dilemma! 2nd DATE UPDATE! American Idol is coming back and it's...
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Jokes only get funnier when you say them over and over......and over. from 2020-02-20T17:30:19
*cough* Nic *cough* TODAY ON THE SHOW: Joey screwed up! Producer Bill gives us another edition of OFFERUP PRICE IS RIGHT! Kyle's got medical drama! WAR OF THE ROSES and soMUCHmore!!
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Guys, it's okay to like an artist&ALSO think their album is garbage. from 2020-02-19T18:20:50
Not naming names, but I'd rather listen to an elephant sit on a kitten than hear "Yummy" again. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette has a new game! Delaney lost her car... on the freeway! HASH IT OUT! Kyle...
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Rich's Valentines Day was ruined but it also wasn't. from 2020-02-18T18:32:06
That said, either way it sounds like it went better than Delaney's. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Bill puts a LOT of effort for the FIVE SECOND RULE! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Johnjay's new car makes him feel less con...
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We're taking away Delaney's computer privileges for Valentine's Day. from 2020-02-14T17:35:11
Wait...no... She's taking away others' privileges. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Bill is yelling all the time and no one is surprised. A special #LOVEUP moment! Rich has a food delivery issue! SOMEONE needs t...
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WARNING: This podcast contains screaming and toots. (And that's just in War of the Roses.) from 2020-02-13T18:24:55
Truthfully, I'm very concerned for both Johnjay AND Cardi B's pants. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette and Mr. Baby make a BIG purchase! ADD TRIVIA! Are you supposed to recline on airplanes? Suzette's Sco...
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It's Valentine's week! How could you be so bra-less?!? from 2020-02-12T18:15:02
Wait... that's NOT how the Kanye song goes? Color me confused. TODAY ON THE SHOW: An update on Rich's dating life! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! Kyle's got dance-mom drama! Top love songs of all time! REMEMBER...
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Hey, Suzette. I just don't answer the door. Ever. from 2020-02-11T18:28:57
Honest to God, when someone knocks on my door, I crawl into another room so no one will see me through windows. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle has a couple new obsessions! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Johnjay's frien...
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The best way to watch the Oscars is with the TV on something else. from 2020-02-10T18:59:40
Johnjay's way of watching TV is fascinating. TODAY ON THE SHOW: What do certain flowers for Valentines Day REALLY mean??? MISSED CONNECTIONS! A special OSCARS edition of the BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE LINE ...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: MISSED CONNECTIONS from 2020-02-10T16:52:10
Emily met a guy up in da club. They were making out HARD. She made it back to her house...somehow. She didn't get his name, let alone his number. WELL, she enlisted the help of Producer Bill and Bi...
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Just because he looks like he'd be a happy meal, my hall pass is Ronald McDonald. from 2020-02-07T18:27:44
I am NOT interested in the Hamburglar, though. Because, you know, crime. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney pulls a Johnjay! Blake gets a massage! 2nd DATE UPDATE and so much more!!
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I don't know a single person who watches Wendy Williams. from 2020-02-06T18:42
I know, that's a random fact. It is a fact nonetheless. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney gets medical advice! We're reviewing Justin Bieber's YouTube documentary! WAR OF THE ROSES! New Guy Nic has anothe...
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Johnjay got rear-ended! He was also in a car accident. Hey-o. from 2020-02-05T17:18:28
You won't BELIEVE how much this damage costs! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Is one gender better than the other in dealing with tragedy?? WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Kyle's daughter has got some ATTITUDE! ...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY from 2020-02-05T17:05:03
Why would you send an ex a Venmo request for a dollar? That's what Ian wants to know about Sophia. It's been five months since they spoke and out of NOWHERE, this is how she reaches out to him. Let...
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LOST IDENTITY: If found, contact Suzette Rodriguez. from 2020-02-04T17:30:25
Losing your identity is AWFUL. Poor Suzette is learning that first hand. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay gets a treatment from Kyle! Well, kind of... 2nd DATE UPDATE! Grant went to dinner and it got AWK...
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I'm sorry, Joey. You showed Rich WHAT?!? from 2020-02-03T18:13:12
I had no idea that you were allowed to have that stuff on your phone. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle was supposed to be in court today...but for what??? HASH IT OUT! We review the Taylor Swift documentary...
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Johnjay&Rich Present: HASH IT OUT from 2020-02-03T17:19:14
Ever have to go somewhere just because your significant other wants to? That is what happened with Thomas and Aaron when Thomas had Aaron go to his friends party for the big game. Aaron was NOT a f...
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Mimosa! Meemosa! Youmosa! We all mosa! from 2020-01-31T18:02:12
Who'd have thought champagne and orange juice would be so confusing! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay has a new tv show! 2nd DATE UPDATE! We're reviewing the TAYLOR SWIFT documentary! SINGALONG SONG CHAL...
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Billie Eilish? More like SILLY Eilish! from 2020-01-30T17:44:48
Johnjay's sister had a HUGE celebrity encounter at her kids' school! OF COURSE Johnjay had advice for her to get as close as she could! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're predicting the big game! ...in our o...
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Never mix colonoscopies and Catholics. from 2020-01-29T18:16:10
Mr. Baby got a colonoscopy yesterday BEFORE he and Suzette had to meet with their Priest to discuss wedding things! In that scenario, no one wins. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney. Needs. Help. (again.) ...
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HUMPDAY DUMPDAY from 2020-01-29T17:04:53
Andrew and Kimberly started dating four months ago. It's all been long distance, he lives in Seattle, she lives in Denver. SHE wanted to be bf/gf...until she didn't and broke up with him all togeth...
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No press release necessary, but I'm also not going to Coachella. from 2020-01-28T19:17:34
...not that anyone asked or anything. :( TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle hurt herself...but how?!? 2nd DATE UPDATE! Suzette's Scopes! Johnjay gets bloodwork from a knight??? (that can't be right.) OFFERUP ...
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I have no Grammy. I do have a Grampy. from 2020-01-27T19:20:38
AND HE'S THE BEST PERSON EVER SO DON'T TELL ME OTHERWISE. Phew... TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're all still reeling from the news of the tragic helicopter crash that killed Kobe Bryant and eight other peo...
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Johnjay & Rich Present: BREAKING BAD NEWS from 2020-01-27T17:15:18
This is a different BREAKING BAD NEWS because it involves people FROM OUR SHOW! Who has the bad news and who is it for???
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Seeing Johnjay naked (again) talking about sex isn't on my bucket list. from 2020-01-24T18:06:18
Sorry, Kyle. Goop = POOP in my book. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We investigate Wendy Williams' fart! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Suzette sees something supernatural! REMEMBER THE TIME! Another edition of Johnjay's St...
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2nd DATE UPDATE from 2020-01-24T17:15:20
Cameron wants to know what happened between him and Valerie. Literally. He got so drunk he blacked out on their date, he can't remember the last part of the date. Now, SURPRISE, she's not getting b...
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Suzette - Microblade. Bill's hairdresser - MicroLAID. from 2020-01-23T18:11:16
Hey-O! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know what YOU are over! WAR OF THE ROSES! Delaney's vacation lies! A special GRAMMY edition of SINGALONG SONG CHALLENGE! Bill gets a haircut and so much more!!
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WAR OF THE ROSES from 2020-01-23T17:15:51
Melissa and Dylan have been dating for a year. Melissa is getting a little suspicious because she KNOWS he's been DM'ing other girls on Instagram. How does she know this? You're just going to have ...
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Of course he'd love you! Just change everything about yourself! from 2020-01-22T18:32:22
It's so simple! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's big change! Kyle's new procedure! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Producer Bill has a new game, SUZETTE'S SCOPES, and so.MUCH.more!!
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Please pay attention to how Kyle pronounces "flambe." from 2020-01-21T19:07:58
Is it on purpose? Is she being silly? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW! KYLE. PLEASE. HELP. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette reviews BAD BOYS FOR LIFE! Kyle has a fancy dinner! Johnjay gets a fancy butt! 2nd DAT...
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Safe words...bad boys.... Either way, you're crying. from 2020-01-17T17:47:26
True story, Delaney came in to ask me how to pronounce "foliage" because I'm a crazy person and am never NOT watching The Office. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know about YOUR bad boy! NEW MUSIC FR...
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Mushified is still not a word. Can someone tell Rich? from 2020-01-16T18:34:39
Asking for a friend. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Mark Wahlberg vs. Dr. Oz! Johnjay gets hosed...literally. WAR OF THE ROSES! Bill has a special lamp! REMEMBER THE TIME and soMUCHmore!!
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Hey, Rich. Don't feel bad. I live every day as The Invisible Man. from 2020-01-15T19:20:50
Today, Rich and Delaney both are victims of separate audio presentation.... TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay gets his belly rubbed...hard. HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! ADD TRIVIA and SO.MUCH.MORE!!
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Why read a book, when you could have someone vaguely describe it? from 2020-01-14T18:53:52
Y'all. I can't understand who the "they" are. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay and Kyle's new TV obsession! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Rich's favorite lotion! Suzette's pretty excited for BAD BOYS FOR LIFE! 5 SECO...
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Delaney got that new dude. (Not to be confused with her last new dude.) from 2020-01-13T18:36:58
I'm still drunk from this weekend and I'm in a troll-y mood. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Family Feud FAILS! Singalong Song Challenge! Hottest jobs of 2020! MISSED CONNECTIONS and soMUCHmore!!
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"I'd like your advice on how to surround my friend with beautiful women." from 2020-01-10T18:25:53
"I'll take my answer off the air. Thanks." TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette's bachelorette party is set! Delaney gets an email from another show! 2nd DATE UPDATE! A brand new game! PLUS, so much more!!
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If you love intercoms, today's show is for you. from 2020-01-09T18:46:22
Titling the podcast is BASICALLY my own show. OF COURSE I'm going to troll everyone else. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Justin Bieber BEGS! WAR OF THE ROSES! Royal family drama! BEAT SHAZAM and so.MUCH.more!!
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Even at a resort, I think sweatpants is questionable attire. from 2020-01-08T17:55:39
Johnjay and Rich had a big, important meeting last night and SOMEBODY was not prepared. TODAY ON THE SHOW: What weird thing did you Google? WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Kyle LOSES it! Johnjay's i...
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People are paying for used socks and llama-shaped chicken tenders. from 2020-01-07T18:27:58
What a time to be alive. TODAY ON THE SHOW: "You" season two review! ADD TRIVIA! Delaney's Downloads! Is someone new joining the staff?!? 2nd DATE UPDATE! Someone ALMOST met a celebrity! PLUS, soMU...
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Don't worry everyone. It's a new year and a new decade, everything works now! from 2020-01-06T17:58:06
Except our microphones. And our MINDS!! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're back! Didja miss us?!? Kyle steps in...something! 5 SECOND RULE! The worst possible thing to do on an airplane! PLUS, so much more!!
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Best Of 2019: I have something really important to do. Should we get drunk first? from 2020-01-03T17:00:10
Answer: Always yes. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle makes new friends...awkwardly. Johnjay fights with his neighbor! WAR OF THE ROSES, unfiltered Delaney and SOmuchMORE!!
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Best Of 2019: Delaney eats pizza. Also, does everything weird. from 2020-01-02T17:00:07
Honestly, I don't know what to say about it. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know what YOU choked on! Kyle gets a treatment! WAR OF THE ROSES! Suzette's Scopes and SOmuchMORE!!
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Best Of 2019: Thank God I was wearing pants. from 2020-01-01T17:00:18
Grant got a picture of someone else on the show without that person's consent. That said, I wouldn't say it was "violating." TODAY ON THE SHOW: How much would you pay for an app? If you're Delaney,...
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Best Of 2019: No one knows less about their own life than Delaney. from 2019-12-31T17:00:12
Delaney is heading to Vegas again! BUT, before that, she has a VERY important interview! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Your eureka moment! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Suzette made her Mom mad! BLOCKBUSTER SUMMER MOVIE L...
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Best Of 2019: Oh, you need back surgery? Why don't you just lay on this table instead? from 2019-12-30T17:00:12
Of course Johnjay has a "back" guy. So strange. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Remember when your parents warned you about getting scammed when you were a kid. Johnjay is falling for it as an adult... REMEMBER...
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Best Of 2019: The best way to look at abs is through your ears. from 2019-12-27T17:00:14
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Grant has a new way of watching TV! WHAT'CHA WANNNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Bill VS Bees! 5 SECOND RULE and soMUCHmore!!
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Best Of 2019: Dammit kid! Stay injured! from 2019-12-26T17:00:12
Poor Johnjay. He can't go anywhere even if he wanted to! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Murderers in the building hookers in the garage... IS NO PLACE SAFE!? Delaney is headed back...somewhere. WAR OF THE ROSE...
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Best Of 2019: I wish someone would 'influence' me free pizza. from 2019-12-25T17:00:17
SOMEBODY on this show is in a new relationship! Who is it? How can we tell? You'll find out pretty quick. TODAY ON THE SHOW: How did Delaney get free shoes? WAR OF THE ROSES! How's Johnjay doing wi...
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Best Of 2019: Every time I lose my car I'm positive I'm getting murdered from 2019-12-24T17:00:02
Suzette is braver than I am. TODAY ON THE SHOW: HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! Grant dances! Kyle's restaurant issue! FIVE SECOND RULE and soMUCHmore!!
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Best of 2019: Did You Know Johnjay is Bradley Cooper Who is Also Sam Elliot? from 2019-12-23T18:35:23
Kyle is dealing with sinkholes while Johnjay is dealing with being OBSESSED with A Star Is Born. Also, we play the Five Second Rule with Producer Bill, & War of the Roses!
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All I wan't for Christmaaaaass isssssss BOOOOOOOZE! from 2019-12-20T17:20:11
There's a pretty consistent theme in our Secret Santa gifts! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Bill is gettin' swole, BRO! An INCREDIBLE Christmas Wish! Valerie needs advice, a pregnancy update from New Guy Nic, ...
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Johnjay & Rich Present: Catrina's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2019-12-20T17:15:14
Wendy wrote us about her best friend, Catrina. Get your tissues ready, folks!
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Have yourself a furry, ferret Christmas. from 2019-12-19T17:43:39
Man, Delaney's friends are weird. TODAY ON THE SHOW: What is the WORST Secret Santa gift you've ever received? SINGALONG SONG CHALLENGE! Delaney's Downloads! What exactly is a "take a hint" gift? P...
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Johnjay & Rich Present: Anne-Marie's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2019-12-19T17:40:03
Anne-Marie's sister-in-law, Margot, sent us a letter about Anne-Marie. Anne-Marie is an incredibly positive person, so on the outside, you wouldn't realize that she was struggling at home...
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Yeah, I'm going to need John Williams to write a soundtrack for my life. from 2019-12-18T18:27:10
NO SPOILERS, but we saw an early screening of STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER and we're...kind of...allowed to talk about it! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette is having anxiety over the company Christma...
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Johnjay & Rich Present: Grandma Carol's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2019-12-18T17:20:12
Danielle wrote us a letter about her very special Grandmother, Carol. This woman is incredible. Listen to find out why!
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$400 for a hair dryer? Do you realize how many hot dogs that is?!? from 2019-12-17T18:36:36
Seriously. That is appalling. Hair can also dry, you know, with just the air. Anyway... TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know how you hurt yourself decorating for Christmas! Kyle's kids are ONLY allow...
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Johnjay & Rich Present: Mae's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2019-12-17T17:25:06
Mae has had a tough year. Her friend, Ariel, sent us a letter about Mae and we just knew we had to help out and make sure her family had a beautiful Christmas....and that's just what we did.
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Sketchy Santa sends a sexy selfie. from 2019-12-16T18:39:50
Joey Bradfisch must have been a good boy this year because Santa did NOT send him coal. TODAY ON THE SHOW: It's JJR THEME WEEK and we're all in pajamas! Kyle runs into an ex! ADD TRIVIA! Suzette's ...
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Johnjay & Rich Present: Lupita's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2019-12-16T17:57:04
This story is going to make your heart sink and then fill right back up. Lupita was nominated by her teacher for a Christmas Wish, but that is just the start of the story...
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My favorite Christmas Movies are in this order... from 2019-12-13T18:53:29
A. Gremlins
2. Batman Returns
D. Eyes Wide Shut
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette's Scopes! Top YouTube videos! 2nd DATE UPDATE! A special #LOVEUP moment! BEAT SHAZAM and soMUCHmore!!
I was today years old when I found out Da Baby isn't an actual baby. from 2019-12-12T18:24:48
What can I say? I'm super hip. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay has big meetings and definitely remembers them! Roseanne's CHRISTMAS WISH! Does Delaney Know? Suzette has a wedding update and SOmuchMORE!!!
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Johnjay & Rich Present: Roseanne's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2019-12-12T17:40:47
Selena nominated her mother, Roseanne, for a Christmas Wish. Roseanne is her daughter's hero her entire life. A single Mom for their entire lives, Roseanne has taken on some brand new responsibilit...
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OMGJOBROSPHOTO from 2019-12-11T17:34:14
TOTES JELLY, LADIES. What does Nick smell like?? TODAY ON THW SHOW: Producer Bill pitches a #LOVEUP moment! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Lizzo showed off her booty, but does anyone care??? REMEMB...
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Dating trends for 2020 are the same as 2019. from 2019-12-10T17:23:17
They just have new names. There. I saved you time reading some dumb article. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's house is FLOODING! A very special CHRISTMAS WISH for Kim! Rich is sorry! ADD TRIVIA and soM...
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Johnjay & Rich Present: Kim's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2019-12-10T17:15:20
Kim's son wrote to us about his Mom. She's gone above and beyond for her grandchildren due to some unforeseen circumstances. She's worried, though, that she's not going to be able to have a Christm...
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When Baby Yoda isn't Baby Yoda, it's definitely Baby Yoda. from 2019-12-09T18:25:47
The Mandalorian has taken over my entire life. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Blake and Johnjay's sister had a WEIRD Saturday night! It's Delaney's birthday! MISSED CONNECTIONS! Johnjay's sniffies are gone! 5 ...
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I'd love to sing along! ...As long as it's about BUTTS! from 2019-12-06T17:19
Bill's kid and I have the same sense of humor. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney has a fashion emergency! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Suzette's Scopes! SINGALONG SONG CHALLENGE and SO.MUCH.MORE!!
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Johnjay & Rich on Elvis Duran and the Morning Show! from 2019-12-05T17:36:03
Johnjay and Rich go on Elvis Duran's morning show to talk about Rich's book, "Christmas Steve Meets Christmas Carol."
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Adam Levine holds a mean grudge. from 2019-12-05T17:21:38
Kyle's husband had a HUGE opportunity, but was KYLE the reason it didn't happen??? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Jackie's CHRISTMAS WISH! Suzette is at WAR with Mr. Baby! BEAT SHAZAM and soMUCHmore!!
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Johnjay & Rich Present: Jackie's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2019-12-05T17:13:41
Devin sent us a letter about her Mom, Jackie. Jackie is going through an incredibly rough time right now. She's adopted SIX grandchildren, needs a hip replacement...and that's just the tip of the i...
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How do you get money from the ATM when you have your ATM card?!? from 2019-12-04T17:28:56
Johnjay... You're unbelievable. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle's got an Amazon issue! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! A special #LOVEUP moment! Does Suzette know?!? PLUS, soMUCHmore!!
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Getcha some tissues! It's CHRISTMAS WISH season! from 2019-12-03T18:18:49
Today is the first day of CHRISTMAS WISH and Amanda's story will make you cry! (If it doesn't, you have no soul.) TODAY ON THE SHOW: Joey has a problem with an ad! Johnjay's routine gets wonky! New...
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Johnjay & Rich Present: Amanda's CHRISTMAS WISH from 2019-12-03T17:10:05
Katie wrote us a letter about her amazing friend, Amanda, who has fallen on hard times. She has special needs children at home, works with special needs kids during the day, is trying to get throug...
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Thanksgiving is great because dinner is already decided. from 2019-12-02T18:17:20
Post-Thanksgiving hangover show and EVERYONE had a big weekend! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's sister-in-law once saw a mythical creature! HASH IT OUT! (Not So) New Guy Nic's wife MIGHT be having a l...
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THE THANKSGIVING SHOW!!! from 2019-11-27T18:22:28
We hope everyone has a TURKEY-rific day!!! TODAY ON THE SHOW: New Guy Nic is a turkey! BEAT SHAZAM! We want to hear where YOU'RE going for the holiday weekend and SOmuchMORE!!!
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Johnjay & Rich Present: The 1st Annual Trembling Turkey Trot from 2019-11-27T16:59:30
You know what we noticed? We don't have any Thanksgiving traditions! So, we made our own. We've got New Guy Nic in a turkey costume. Grant & Joey have nerf guns and are in full stealth mode. It's t...
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I'm always confused who "they" are in Delaney's Downloads. from 2019-11-26T18:30:26
Just a personal observation. That's all. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette gets surgery! Kyle gets her hurre did! 2nd DATE UPDATE! ADD TRIVIA and so.MUCH.more!!!
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JUSTIN BIEBER is on today's show!!! And I might pee my pants. from 2019-11-25T18:34:52
KIDDING! I already did. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney is making some life changes! An emergency BREAKING BAD NEWS! Does SUZETTE know??? Jordan needs relationship advice and SOmuchMORE!!
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The problem with taking advice from that person is that they aren't qualified. from 2019-11-22T17:57:59
Wikipedia... is like the best thing ever. TODAY ON THE SHOW: It's a new music Friday! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Delaney's sex advice! Johnjay gets ANOTHER procedure! Suzette's Scopes and SOmuchMORE!!
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I hated this Netflix movie, but I definitely recommend it. from 2019-11-21T17:34:51
That's not exactly how Delaney's story went, but that's how I took it. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle goes CRAZY on Addy's dance tickets! WAR OF THE ROSES! Bill hits a milestone! BEAT SHAZAM and so.much.m...
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Nudies and doodies: The Johnjay & Rich Story from 2019-11-20T17:43:46
Truthfully, I can't believe I haven't used that before. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know where YOUR favorite place to 'two' is! HASH IT OUT! REMEMBER THE TIME! PLUS, so.MUCH.more!
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You know what gives me anxiety? Thinking about getting anxiety. from 2019-11-19T18:50:21
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!? (And, to a lesser extent, everyone on this show.) TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette is wedding dress shopping! Bill sets an example for his kids! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Delaney's Downlo...
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Hey, nerd. Why don't you go watch your space wars somewhere else! Nerd! from 2019-11-18T17:57:11
(Just so we're clear, I only write that because I haven't susbcribed to Disney+ yet and I'm jealous of everyone who's watched The Mandalorian.) TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney has ways to let someone do...
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Turkey for you. Turkey for me. Johnjay is a turkey...on TV. from 2019-11-15T17:59:09
Sometimes I sit here and think, "WTF is Johnjay's life?!?" TODAY ON THE SHOW: New Music Friday! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Facts about firing! BEAT SHAZAM and SO.MUCH.MORE!!
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Frozen 2: Electric Igloo: 2 Fast, 2 Frozen from 2019-11-14T18:39:46
Kyle got to see an exclusive showing of Frozen 2! ...but is that the reason she lost something?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay gets ANOTHER procedure! WAR OF THE ROSES! We get an update on Mallory! R...
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I'll be in the delivery room, but not the room where they discuss the delivery room. from 2019-11-13T17:29:29
My wife texted me, "a lot of people have texted me about my vagina today." So, that's good. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Disney+ is available NOW! Delaney takes photos! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Does Su...
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Did you FaceTime with a celebrity? Almost. Did you hang out with a celebrity? Again, almost. from 2019-11-12T18:06:48
A full show of almosts. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette's Mom's birthday party review! ADD TRIVIA! Delaney's Downloads! 2nd DATE UPDATE and so.much.more!!
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Eating and babies. Not to be confused with eating babies. from 2019-11-11T17:30:07
TODAY ON THE SHOW: SOMEbody has exciting news! Grant railroads Bill! HASH IT OUT! Kyle's new profession! An update from Delaney and so much more!!
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I can't believe my son's pants don't fit my adult wife! from 2019-11-08T18:21:53
(In this scenario, my son is...let's say 7.) TODAY ON THE SHOW: 2nd DATE UPDATE! Suzette has a Johnjay-type day! Delaney is going away for the weekend, SINGALONG SONG CHALLENGE, and SO. MUCH. MORE!
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Delaney eats pizza. Also, does everything weird. from 2019-11-07T18:04:25
Honestly, I don't know what to say about it. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know what YOU choked on! Kyle gets a treatment! WAR OF THE ROSES! Suzette's Scopes and SOmuchMORE!!
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Try to listen to 5 SECOND RULE and NOT focus on the music bed. from 2019-11-06T18:02:33
It is so distracting. That's the only thing wrong with the game. I promise. The ONLY thing. Bill doesn't even get mad. Not even once. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney's new gig! Johnjay had WHAT removed?...
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The best information always comes second hand. from 2019-11-05T17:32:38
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay has a new documentary! 2nd DATE UPDATE! We want to know your favorite YouTube videos! Delaney's Downloads! REMEMBER THE TIME and so.MUCH.more!!
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Who played Jack Ryan? Alec Baldwin, Harrison Ford, John Krasinski, and Alec Baldwin. from 2019-11-04T18:14:28
Listening is hard. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay had a BIG weekend in Vegas! Grant gets uninvited from a fancy lunch! HASH IT OUT, ADD TRIVIA, and soMUCHmore!!
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Halloween hangovers. from 2019-11-01T17:58:48
My favorite part of Halloween is the murderer that shows up at my door. TODAY ON THE SHOW: It's a NEW MUSIC FRIDAY! Johnjay is pitched something CRAZY! WAR OF THE ROSES! SONG ASSOCIATION GAME and s...
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Tricks and treats and costumes and candy. It's Halloween! from 2019-10-31T17:45:22
Today is all about everything spOOOooooOky! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Did Blake go to the kids' school in costume?? WAR OF THE ROSES! We want to know if YOU have ever had an exorcism! We double up the gam...
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A spooOOOOoooky WAR OF THE ROSES from 2019-10-31T17:26:57
I guess it isn't technically "spooky," but it is Halloween themed! Michelle and Jeremy have been bf/gf for eight months. They went to a Halloween party and Jeremy's ex-fiance was there. Michelle wa...
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After the third time I hit your car, I guess I should let you know. from 2019-10-30T17:41:17
Johnjay! W. T. F. How does this stuff happen to you every single day??? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette is frustrated with her Mom! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! How Jillian cheat death! ADD TRIVIA and...
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Elastigirl, Daphne from Scooby Doo, and Producer Bill star in... from 2019-10-29T17:43:28
Boy, people on this show just get so weird. TODAY ON THE SHOW: What little things make you mad? 2nd DATE UPDATE! The WORST time to vomit! 5 SECOND RULE and SO.MUCH.MORE!!
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Just so we're clear, Halloween isn't until Thursday... Right? from 2019-10-28T18:23:09
Johnjay, Rich, Kyle, and Suzette celebrated Halloween BIG this weekend! And guess what! Johnjay DIDN'T want to be there! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Joey's interview gets derailed...by Kyle's feet? MISSED C...
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Which witch loves sandwiches? from 2019-10-25T18:24:56
Sorry for that title. I'm very tired. TODAY ON THE SHOW: 2nd DATE UPDATE! We found the WHISTLEBLOWER! SINGALONG SONG CHALLENGE! We're previewing the new Kanye and SOmuchMORE!
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Cursed with? No. Cursed out? Basically every day. from 2019-10-24T19:35:27
Thus, why I have such extreme and paralyzing anxiety. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Did Johnjay unintentionally interrupt a date??? WAR OF THE ROSES! The police pay Producer Bill a visit! Bad habits according...
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The creature in the parking garage works here. from 2019-10-23T18:55:57
Regardless, still scary. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know if there has ever been a MURDER in your house! WAR OF THE ROSES! Another edition of DOES DELANEY KNOW! Rich is (kind of) on the TV! Suzet...
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The title of today's show is "I ain't afraid of no goats." from 2019-10-22T18:30:54
Joey just asked me, "Why goats?"
Answer: Why NOT goats?
Today on the show: Johnjay doesn't want to go to a Halloween party and no one is surprised. REMEMBER THE TIME! Ghost stories ...
What a nice, hairy wedding! from 2019-10-21T19:31:29
Johnjay is taking his part of the show on the road! His first story is CRAY-ZEE! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle goes to Medieval Times! Suzette gets engagement photos! ADD TRIVIA, BREAKING BAD NEWS, and s...
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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I DON'T WANT TO USE UTENSILS TO EAT. from 2019-10-18T18:31:51
It's Kyle's birthday today!!! She's boutta get WILD tonight! Or is she? TODAY ON THE SHOW: 2nd DATE UPDATE! New music Friday! Joey Bradfisch is wheelin' and dealin'! BEAT SHAZAM and soMUCHmore!!
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The best scares come on the worst days. from 2019-10-17T17:21:57
Producer Bill had a...let's just say "hard"...morning. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Creepy things dudes do! Johnjay wants a new treatment! WAR OF THE ROSES! Suzette's Scopes, SINGALONG SONG CHALLENGE, and SO...
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Dilemmas and droppings and drama. Oh my. from 2019-10-16T18:23:30
I leave my keys in my car all the time, Johnjay. The difference is my car is a 2012 Ford Focus. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Mr. Baby goes to the hospital! FRACTURE review! Drama with your Instagram Momma! A...
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I have all the negative effects of being invisible... and ZERO of the positive. from 2019-10-15T18:03:01
*singing* That's why I cry in the showerrrrr...
TODAY ON THE SHOW: The show went to dinner last night! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Johnjay made a friend in Colorado Springs! DOES DELANEY KNOW??? Tackiest...
If I have to hear the word "mushified" one more time, I'm throwing a pie into a ceiling fan. from 2019-10-14T17:30:11
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay spent the weekend in Colorado Springs! HASH IT OUT! Rich had something SCARY in his backyard this weekend! REMEMBER THE TIME! Delaney has her own 2nd DATE UPDATE and so.M...
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Time for a haircut. Just not the one you'd expect. from 2019-10-11T18:05:13
Cheeky tease, right??? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle gets MAD! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Johnjay gets BIG timed! Somebody is seeing Celine Dion, ADD TRIVIA, and so much more!!
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Today I dressed as a lobster. You know, casual Thursday. from 2019-10-10T18:45:54
HOW ABOUT EXPLAINING THAT COSTUME, you guys?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Wrecked golf carts! Does Delaney Know! WAR OF THE ROSES and SOmuchMORE!!
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Humuhumunukunukuapua'a from 2019-10-09T18:47:38
Honestly, if Bill was a fish, a triggerfish is probably accurate. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's kid had WHAT in his toilet?!? HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! Delaney hates her downloads! SINGALONG SONG CHALLENGE a...
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Let's talk about words, bay-bee. Let's talk about your cel and me. from 2019-10-08T17:30:21
I have no idea why Johnjay would abbreviate cell phone, to cell, to cel. But, he does and that is just the world we live in. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Grant has some life hacks! How to fill up a Ferrari! ...
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Does this Ferrari make me look relatable? from 2019-10-07T18:04:52
Johnjay asked Blake about a BIG purchase! Did she go for it? OR did she point out the obvious?? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney's Facetime date! HASH IT OUT! Grant brings us the FOUR second rule! Johnja...
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Somebody is letting Grant talk to kids? I don't even let him talk to my dog. from 2019-10-04T19:25:25
Those kids are going to know ALL kinds of things that they shouldn't... TODAY ON THE SHOW: The crew was in a fashion show last night! What happened Delaney??? 2nd DATE UPDATE! SINGALONG SONG CHALLE...
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I might be better at sex if I was asleep. from 2019-10-03T17:33:21
Just saying. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay and his wife are finishing their juice cleanse and one of them had a real juicehole moment! WAR OF THE ROSES! Terrible advice from Delaney's Downloads! BEAT ...
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Wedding dress? Check. Significant other? Well, I did get asked on a date. from 2019-10-02T18:07:04
Sometimes, this show is TOO relatable. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay injures his friend! Joey and New Guy Nic saw an early screening of JOKER and they're feeling everything! REMEMBER THE TIME! WHAT'CH...
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I need advice for my Halloween costume that I've already decided on. from 2019-10-01T18:04:47
It's JUST NOW October and Suzette is already having problems with Halloween! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Have you been to a wedding where a celebrity was in attendance? 2nd DATE UPDATE! Delaney has some sto...
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He's just a man. Standing beside a woman. Who is (or isn't) a secret girlfriend. from 2019-09-30T17:27:38
Rich! What is up, my dog?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: SOMEBODY doesn't believe in paying his/her bar tab! BREAKING BAD NEWS! #LOVEPUP Family Fest review! ADD TRIVIA and so much more!!
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AH! My deodorant is giving me a rash. from 2019-09-27T17:41:49
Seriously, my armpit looks like you stuck a 6th grader's face in a microwave. That literally has nothing to do with today's show, but I think it's important you know about it. TODAY ON THE SHOW: It...
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Read me an article. Only then will I understand dating. from 2019-09-26T17:29:07
I don't understand human emotion. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's MAJOR juicehole moment! The first place you go when your car breaks down? The highway. WAR OF THE ROSES and SO.MUCH.MORE!
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My biggest pet peeve is hearing Johnjay's snotty nose. from 2019-09-25T17:36:20
JUST GO TO THE DOCTOR, Johnjay! You go for LITERALLY everything else! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Another day of the juice cleanse, another day of juiceholes. HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! Delaney's Downloads! Bill's so...
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Congratulations on your engagement! Now, here's why you should call it off. from 2019-09-24T17:31:14
SABOTAGE! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay had an out of body experience with a classic rock drummer! NEW GAME ALERT - Does Delaney Know? Suzette's Scopes! Why pre-boarding is only for people to pre-boa...
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Did anything neat happen this weekend? from 2019-09-23T17:19:19
There is not enough show to cover EVERYTHING that happened this weekend, but we do our best! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette's BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! iHeart Radio Music Festival review! Addy's birthday! Dela...
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I don't do caffeine. Hit me with that coke, bro. from 2019-09-20T17:38:28
Oh, Rich. EVERYONE would probably say that Red Bull is "cocaine-light." TODAY ON THE SHOW! Delaney wins a prize! Suzette buys something BIG! SINGALONG SONG CHALLENGE! 2nd DATE UPDATE and SOmuchMORE!!
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Thank God I was wearing pants. from 2019-09-19T17:53:58
Grant got a picture of someone else on the show without that person's consent. That said, I wouldn't say it was "violating." TODAY ON THE SHOW: How much would you pay for an app? If you're Delaney,...
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Oh, you need back surgery? Why don't you just lay on this table instead? from 2019-09-18T18:14:12
Of course Johnjay has a "back" guy. So strange. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Remember when your parents warned you about getting scammed when you were a kid. Johnjay is falling for it as an adult... REMEMBER...
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Johnjay & Rich Extra: Mallory's Second Chance from 2019-09-18T18:13:39
Johnjay met Mallory because she was looking to re-home her beloved dog. Once he started talking to her, he learned there was much more to her story...
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You can say I'm cold as ice, but having lice is not nice. from 2019-09-17T18:03:43
MF'n DOCTOR SUESS, mother loverrrrrrrr!!! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay has a suggestion for Producer Bill! A Dancing with the Stars CONTROVERSY? 2nd DATE UPDATE! ADD TRIVIA and soMUCHmore!
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Of the 13 original colonies, my favorite is Pride Rock. from 2019-09-16T17:34:18
AT LEAST I GUESSED, Suzette?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Producer Bill is never going to dinner with his kids again! Johnjay has a new TV show! BREAKING BAD NEWS! Suzette gives a presentation and so much ...
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I wouldn't say I'm superstitious, but I am a little stitious. from 2019-09-13T18:32:01
It's FRIDAY THE 13th and things are getting spooOoOOOOOoOoOoky!
Not really, but today is HILARIOUS! TODAY ON THE SHOW: New music Friday! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Johnjay is good with names! Are ...
I have something really important to do. Should we get drunk first? from 2019-09-12T19:18:38
Answer: Always yes. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle makes new friends...awkwardly. Johnjay fights with his neighbor! WAR OF THE ROSES, unfiltered Delaney and SOmuchMORE!!
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To appear romantic in high school, I researched best ways to say "I love you." from 2019-09-11T17:35:18
And you know what, SHE FELL FOR IT. (At least for a while.) TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kemp is annoyed with Johnjay! Suzette gives Mr. Baby something to remember! HASH IT OUT and soMUCHmore!!
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Q: What would you like Johnjay to do? A: Anything. from 2019-09-10T16:56:29
We have a special guest make an appearance today! Johnjay's wife, Blake, stops by to give us the dish on all things Johnjay! TODAY ON THE SHOW: 2nd DATE UPDATE! Kyle takes a shopping trip! REMEMBER...
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You know who does a great Frank Caliendo-John Gruden impression? John Gruden. from 2019-09-09T17:36:21
It's really hard to respect an impression if you have NO IDEA who it is being imitated. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette has your one-word motto! MISSED CONNECTIONS! Highest rated TV shows! ADD TRIVIA an...
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Post Malone? I'm changing my name to Post(ing) Alone. from 2019-09-06T19:15:50
That's WEAK. I GET IT, OKAY?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Is Johnjay REALLY going to start a new podcast? Will it last more than one episode?... Delaney's advice on sliding into DMs! 2nd DATE UPDATE and SO...
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You may now refer to me as KING PLANK. from 2019-09-05T18:42:49
Now, all shall kneel at my feet. Beg for plank mercy, young peasant. TODAY ON THE SHOW: What are the scariest kids' movies?!? WAR OF THE ROSES! Johnjay has a new workout! REMEMBER THE TIME and soMU...
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It's a Humpday Johnjay Birthday! from 2019-09-04T18:22:48
Happy Birthday, Johnjay! The only question I have is, "which present do you hate the most? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney's first date advice! Suzette has some new motivation! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! A brand ...
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If you need police assistance, don't bother with 911. from 2019-09-03T17:34:59
Just call Johnjay, they're probably at his house anyway. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay has a new TV show and has a...unique... way of describing it! Delaney introduces herself. (Or at least tries to.)...
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No one fat-shames Joey Bradfisch except Joey Bradfisch. from 2019-08-30T17:55:09
FOR SHAME, unnamed person on the show. FOR. SHAME. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're playing SERIAL KILLER OR COUNTRY STAR! (Not so) New Guy Nic has an marital issue! SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE LINE GAME! Del...
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Your Android made my kid punch another kid. from 2019-08-29T17:31:28
That's not EXACTLY the story, but it'll make sense later. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Starbucks was out of...something... and it threw Johnjay off! WAR OF THE ROSES! A special #LOVEUP moment! 5 SECOND RULE ...
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IntROOMBA ALERT! from 2019-08-28T17:39:15
Somebody on the show had an intruder in his/her bedroom last night! AND lived to talk about it! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Don't know what tattoo you should get? Suzette does! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY...
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Delaney, Rich, his own elbow. No one is safe from Johnjay today. from 2019-08-27T17:33:22
Johnjay was RUTHLESS today! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Stalker Shawn is back with some BIG news! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Johnjay is self-conscious on something new! BEAT SHAZAM and so.MUCH.more!!
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SEE I TOLD YOU THAT DORA WAS AWESOME. from 2019-08-26T17:42:12
WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EVER LISTEN TO ME?!? AM I INVISIBLE?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Rich interviews John Cusack! ADD TRIVIA! Suzette's Mom gets wild and SOmuchMORE!!
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There has been so much murder talk on the show recently. from 2019-08-23T17:30:32
I know that isn't the most clever title I've ever used, but it's true. SO. MUCH. MURDER. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney reads! 2nd DATE UPDATE! We play SERIAL KILLER or COUNTRY STAR! Mr. Baby's new hai...
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Producer Bill discovered Eggo waffles. Welcome to 1953, Bill. from 2019-08-22T17:35:34
"Seriously, you guys, have you heard of this pasta chef? I believe his last name is Boyardee."
- Bill, six years from now.
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette had a HUGE presentation yesterday! WA...
Delaney is good at learning things. from 2019-08-21T18:25:30
And that's important! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette has a proposal problem! Kyle talks to herself! REMEMBER THE TIME, HUMPDAY DUMPDAY, and SOmuchMORE!!
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If you're quarterly evaluation comes every 9 years, is the yearly every 36 years? from 2019-08-20T17:45:58
Johnjay and Joey Bradfisch had a day of fun and it totally wasn't weird at all! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Something is wrong with Suzette's taser! Delaney has a new term! ADD Trivia and SO.MUCH.MORE!!
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Nobody is here! Let's give the custodian a show! from 2019-08-19T17:54:26
Suzette was home alone at work yesterday... or so she thought... TODAY ON THE SHOW: Mindhunter season 2 came out on Friday, TWO people on the show are already done with it! GROUP THERAPY for Elizab...
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Don't tell ANYONE I'm sick! *immediately tells everyone* from 2019-08-16T17:39:50
What would you do if your friend was sick but doesn't want anyone to know? If you're Johnjay, the exact opposite of what a normal person would do. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Hope you love news bloopers! 2n...
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One time, I was supposed to go on a sales call. Instead, I sat in my car for 8 hours. from 2019-08-15T17:26:39
That is a true story. I sat in my car for 8 hours at a state park in Chicago. I was NOT a good salesman. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay gets a new toy! WAR OF THE ROSES! A #LOVEUP moment for a firefigh...
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Want to pay a lot and still look homeless? Shop Urban Outfitters! from 2019-08-14T17:33:38
Delaney has a problem and the only prescription? More Insta-shopping. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Someone did something nice for Johnjay! So, naturally, he's complaining about it. WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNES...
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Didja hear about the new show that's been on for 7 years? from 2019-08-13T19:23:33
Oh, Johnjay. Please never change. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle get on her hubby's nerves...more than once! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Handsy Baby! REMEMBER THE TIME and soMUCHmore!!
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2ND DATE UPDATE 8-13-19 from 2019-08-13T19:08:04
Mitch and Brielle went out after they met on Bumble. He went to her house, they made pizza, and ended up kissing. At the end of the date, she agreed to go out again. HOWEVER, since then, he's reach...
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Everyone on this show should join a spelling league. from 2019-08-12T18:08:23
What is your favorite 5-letter word? Kyle's is...goood. TODAY ON THE SHOW: (Almost) everyone was in Portland this weekend, and they have stories! HASH IT OUT! We want to know what weird league YOU ...
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One time, my neighbor came over and asked me for a beer. from 2019-08-09T18:20:13
And IT. PISSED. ME. OFF. Dude COOKED with a green chili beer, THEN NEVER PAID ME BACK. That's the only issue I've ever had with my neighbor, Kyle's in a different situation. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Anot...
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They call me the Fresh Prince of ON AIR. from 2019-08-08T18:20:10
(No one has ever called me that.) TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette is getting an intervention! Bill gets caught! WAR OF THE ROSES! Another edition of Johnjay's Stacks and SOmuchMORE!!
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Someone went to Chili's and lived to tell about it. from 2019-08-07T17:51:43
No word on whether or not Kyle sang the ribs song. More on this as it develops. I'll bet she DEFINITELY ordered that big-ass marg though! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Grant sees someone he knows online! John...
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Man, we can hardly get Johnjay to do OUR podcast. from 2019-08-06T18:09:54
All cards on the table, today was a disaster. FULL of technical difficulties, so sorry about the length of today's show. WITH THAT SAID, this is still a fun show! Johnjay appears on another podcast...
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The worst part of Instgram is when it stings me. from 2019-08-05T20:01:19
Delaney posted on Instagram this weekend and SURVIVED. Wild. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay reviews HOBBS & SHAW! Kyle's new crutch! REMEMBER THE TIME, Suzette's Scopes, and SOmuchMORE!!
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Idaho? More like Udaho! from 2019-08-02T18:05:03
Johnjay is on the road in IDAHO today! And who'da thunk it, he's already caught a dog! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette's Scopes! 2nd DATE UPDATE! How Johnjay and Quentin Tarantino are alike! Summer Bloc...
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Meat sweats? More like FEET sweats! from 2019-08-01T18:40:15
FOOTmageddon is upon us. Whether he likes it or not, (Not So) New Guy Nic puts his little, Hobbit-like tootsies on the line! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's NEW house issues! ADD TRIVIA! Suzette's SCA...
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I cry in the shower so much, I essentially have a teardrop tattoo as well. from 2019-07-31T18:34:52
Johnjay + DMV = Fight! Fight! Fight! TODAY ON THE SHOW: The five simple ways to lose weight! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! We want to know if you've said NO to a proposal! WEIRD place you got bus...
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Blake catches a whatchamacallit. from 2019-07-30T18:35:52
If that Little Mermaid reference went over your head, then there is no hope for this world. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette is scared of what??? We've got a bit that involves SOMEONE on the show, but he...
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I mean, PHYSICALLY, we're all here. from 2019-07-29T19:10
I can't promise you that MENTALLY we all made it back! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney's a tutor... no, that's not the way I should spell it... 5 SECOND RULE! Kyle has a boyfriend? PLUS, soMUCHmore!
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Bow chick-a wow-wow. from 2019-07-26T18:20:12
MORE like BILL-chicka wow-wow. TODAY ON THE SHOW: BACK by popular demand... JOHNJAY'S STACKS! Delaney's got some issues at home! PLUS, the Beat Shazam CHAMPIONSHIP and so! much! more!
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BURN. IT. DOWN. from 2019-07-25T18:25:17
Or, if you're Grant, BURN. MY. HAND. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Rich's new toy! Joey's got a concert life hack! A listener has a dilemma and SO.MUCH.MORE!!
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The show where Mighty Ducks 2 meets Marley & Me. from 2019-07-24T18:25:18
Greenland is full of ice, but Iceland is very nice. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney's dog issue! SOMEONE went on vacation somewhere kind of random! Nic's facial hair is an issue. PLUS, sO muCH mOrE!
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Rich can't catch a break, CAN catch a fish. from 2019-07-23T18:25:15
Poor Rich! Fishing is supposed to be on the water, not your computer! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Grant has cat issues! Johnjay is doing something different! PLUS, soMUCHmore!
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The best time to start a podcast is when everyone else already has one. from 2019-07-22T18:25:04
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Bill thinks he's getting fired! WHAT. IS. HAPPENING?!? Drama with Delaney's ex??? New Guy Nic has an idea and SOmuchMORE!
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I'm sorry... they're doing what to your butt? from 2019-07-19T19:41:45
I can honestly say, I don't think July has been Delaney's "month." TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle got us pulled from social media! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Bug problems, SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE LINE GAME, and so...
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I wish Johnjay would get me a job. from 2019-07-18T19:22
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Producer Bill had a BIG night! WAR OF THE ROSES! SOMEbody on the show is having some SERIOUS issues with Mercury in retrograde! Johnjay's big announcement and SO. MUCH. MORE.
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We were almost on the air today. from 2019-07-17T18:46:23
Boy, today was WILD with technical issues! Made for quite an adventure! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Why do Johnjay's kids think Producer Bill is SO funny? WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Kyle and her hubby a...
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I'll pay you back, but only in the way I want to. from 2019-07-16T18:24:23
The Delaney saga continues! Well, she might just be making it more complicated than it should be. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Mr. Baby's wild night! 2nd DATE UPDATE! New APPS! Johnjay might have a new massa...
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I wish they all could be California Bills. from 2019-07-15T18:30:59
Johnjay and Producer Bill are in San Diego this week! Johnjay seems a little...less than impressed with his studio. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney kind of gets married! BREAKING BAD NEWS! Suzette has y...
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This show is full of psychopaths. from 2019-07-12T18:44:47
Rich has the most extensive teeth routine, Delaney tries on wedding dresses when she isn't engaged... and that's just two of us! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Dutch hangs out and plays Suzette in BEAT SHAZAM!...
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SING IT WITH ME! *Spoiler-Man, Spoiler-Man... Spoils all of Spider-Man!* from 2019-07-11T18:30:16
Look out! Here comes the Spoiler-Man! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's CRAZY morning! Somebody on the show FLUBBED! WAR OF THE ROSES! We want to hear how you're a social media influencer and SO. MUCH. ...
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There's no stranger thing than Johnjay relating everything to Stranger Things. from 2019-07-10T18:54:48
Kyle's not the only one who got a sunburn this weekend, but did somebody send us a photo of a NSFW burn?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: The funniest thing that's EVER happened on the show! Johnjay's morning ...
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I've never filmed a stranger in a bikini, just me in a banana hammock. from 2019-07-09T19:25:14
DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME! I HAVE FEELINGS! *cries in the shower later* TODAY ON THE SHOW: A very special #LOVEUP moment! Johnjay's squeaky shoes are back! Kyle's accent DISASTER and SOmuchMORE!
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Look out! We're back from vacation and lived to tell about it! from 2019-07-08T18:53:53
Suzette went to Europe! Kyle and Johnjay went to San Diego! Delaney went to LA! Rich went to...somewhere??? TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're reviewing our week of vacay! Spider-Man & Stranger Things 3 revi...
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Joey Bradfisch: HE'S ALWAYS WATCHING. from 2019-06-28T20:05:20
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle strikes fear into her husband, while Bill is the one that gets the taste of fear from his wife! Delaney has advice on how to deal when someone isn't into you! 2nd DATE UPDAT...
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Dammit, kid! Stay injured! from 2019-06-27T18:28:09
Poor, Johnjay. He can't go anywhere, even if he wanted to! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Murderers in the building, hookers in the garage... IS NO PLACE SAFE!? Delaney is headed back...somewhere. WAR OF THE R...
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The best way to look at abs is through your ears. from 2019-06-26T19:05:46
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Grant has a new way of watching TV! WHAT'CHA WANNNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Bill VS Bees! 5 SECOND RULE and soMUCHmore!!
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If we're giving the show Toy Story characters, I'm ALL of them. from 2019-06-25T19:53:40
JUST SAYIN'! Except for Sid. I'm not a bad guy. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Grant's big reveal! 2nd DATE UPDATE! The biggest-selling one hit wonders! BEAT SHAZAM! There's a MURDERER in our building and SOmu...
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For the betterment of my future, I'm never doing anything ever again. from 2019-06-24T19:06:41
Like, literally, anything. Except eat. And drink all of the beers. BUT, anything else? Nope. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We find out if Delaney survived the weekend in Vegas! HASH IT OUT! Rich is in a beaut...
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No one knows less about their own life than Delaney. from 2019-06-21T17:50:19
Delaney is heading to Vegas again! BUT, before that, she has a VERY important interview! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Your eureka moment! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Suzette made her Mom mad! BLOCKBUSTER SUMMER MOVIE L...
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Suzette drank on a weekday. Welcome to my world, Suzie. from 2019-06-20T18:13
All day. Every day. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Did Kyle mess up a gift for the first time ever?!? WAR OF THE ROSES! Delaney's Download goes sideways! REMEMBER THE TIME, an audio presentation for Rich, and ...
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Ariana Grande's song for Jurassic Park? from 2019-06-19T18:05:28
"Thank you, Rex." HEY-O! That has nothing to do with today's show, but I don't want to keep anyone from my HILARIOUS personality. TODAY ON THE SHOW: A BEAUTIFUL #LOVEPUP story! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! SOM...
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Cock(roach) in the henhouse. Or the TV show. Or your coffee. Or the studio. from 2019-06-18T18:55:54
Or all of the above....maybe. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's Starbucks trip goes haywire! Kyle's interrupting meetings! 2nd DATE UPDATE! First World Problems and SOmuchMORE!! Learn more about your a...
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Johnjay's kid watched a beheading this weekend. I sang The Muppet Movie soundtrack. from 2019-06-17T19:09:09
Yeah.... We're just different. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay and Rich review their Fathers Day weekends! Delaney has dating red flags! MISSED CONNECTIONS! New TV shows, 5 SECOND RULE, and SOmuchMORE!!...
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The perfect man for Delaney? Chainsmoking sportz player. from 2019-06-14T18:38:39
Sports team come on closer in the backseat of your penalty box.... TODAY ON THE SHOW: NBA Finals recap! Top movie quotes of all time! 2nd DATE UPDATE! PLUS, it's Fathers' Day weekend and Joey Bradf...
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I really wanted my wife to call today. from 2019-06-13T18:00
'Yes, I have a fat husband. Can I get 100k Instagram followers?" Hilarious. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay is ADDICTED! Delaney's new dating app! WAR OF THE ROSES! PLUS, so much more!! Learn more about...
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Hey, bro. Celebrate me. from 2019-06-12T17:00
JUST ONCE I WANT THE ATTENTION I DESERVE. I'VE BEEN IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION AND I'M BREAKING FREE. Like High School Musical. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's massage parlor dream comes to a crashing...
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Johnjay & Rich Present: Kylie's #LOVEUP Moment from 2019-06-12T12:00
Honestly, anything I type here won't do this story justice. You just have to listen. Learn more about your ad-choices at https:/...
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Sundays are for quickies and emotional unavailability. from 2019-06-11T19:51:24
That may not be EXACTLY what today's show is all about. CLICK BAIT, BAY-BEE! TODAY ON THE SHOW: We find out when Dad's hit their peaks! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Kyle's Sunday ritual! How tornadoes are form...
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So... Um, baby, like, yeah, come on, uh, closer. from 2019-06-10T18:59:15
Between Joey Bradfisch at The Bachelor auditions and Delaney hanging with The Chainsmokers, sometimes I feel like I live in the Twilight Zone. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle's big weekend! BREAKING BAD NE...
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A warm breakfast is always BUTTER. from 2019-06-07T19:04:07
I had no idea anyone had such a strong opinion on butter temps. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette is in NYC hanging with Samuel L Jackson and Kevin McCallister from Home Alone 2! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Delaney'...
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Sorry, go ahead. from 2019-06-06T18:25:03
Don't get me wrong, I don't like giving Joey Bradfisch credit for anything. But, that was literally the funniest things I've ever heard. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette is going to New York! WAR OF THE ...
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You know what else gets kids high? Meth. from 2019-06-05T18:07:43
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay sets a new FitBit record! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! Top songs of 2019 (so far)! Alligators like cheese and SOMUCHMORE!! Learn more about your ad-choices at Listen
If you judge me for binging Storage Wars, we aren't friend. from 2019-06-04T18:50
OKAY, FINE! It was Storage Wars Canada! HAPPY NOW?!?! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay & Rich are in a movie! ...but they didn't know it? Suzette forgot something! 2nd DATE UPDATE! We REMEMBER THE TIME a...
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Kyle doesn't need a car to toot her horn. from 2019-06-03T19:22:15
Oh, sweet Kyle. We've all been there. Bubbleguts is a real problem. TODAY ON THE SHOW: The show is back from their weekend in Portland and boy, they have stories! HASH IT OUT! Delaney updates us on...
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Anger doesn't even begin to describe my emotion today. from 2019-05-31T18:00
I WAS ROBBED, man. Producer Bill, you're going to get yours. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle has found a new tactic to help your marriage! Who is making their kids go to summer school....while they're at h...
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Please forgive me, I slept through half the show. from 2019-05-30T17:56:42
KIDDING! But Rich actually did! Well, not this show, but a show. STOP JUDGING ME, OKAY?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're still watching WHAT/IF and have all KINDS of opinions on it! WAR OF THE ROSES! Del...
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It's interesting how long an hour is to other people. from 2019-05-29T18:50:49
Good for you, Suzette. Good. For. You. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay has theories on his new tv show! Kyle doesn't kill IN the kitchen. She just KILLS the kitchen! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! First...
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Vegas is awesome! My hotel had free cookies! from 2019-05-28T12:00
You know what's weird? Delaney treats hanging out with Jared Goff and the Chainsmokers is just a normal weekend. You know what I did? Fished and helped my Grandpa with his hearing aids. TODAY ON TH...
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Oh, we had a WHALE of a time today. from 2019-05-24T19:00
Get it? Instead of "hell," I said WHALE. IT'S A PUN NOT A PUT DOWN SO DON'T @ ME AND COMPARE ME TO A GIANT SEA MAMMAL. Phew... TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney wants to try again! Disney's most underrate...
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The only one to fish in his pool? The Scott FisherMAN! from 2019-05-23T17:47:46
(Just know, I sung that title to the tune of "Preacher Man." TODAY ON THE SHOW: Last night Jimmy Kimmel did a live version of The Jeffersons and All in the Family and we're reviewing it! WAR OF THE...
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The word "eraser" will forever haunt my dreams. from 2019-05-22T17:59:41
I COULD'VE BEEN A SPELLING BEE WORLD CHAMPION BUT THERE IS NO "I" IN THE WORD ERASER. That's why I no longer use pencils. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle tries something new! Something of Johnjay's is BACK...
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Delaney is the mayor in Footloose. from 2019-05-21T18:30:22
We can dance if we want to, Delanal. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay, Kyle, and Suzette all have some new TV recommendations! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Johnjay and Kyle review their spa day! ADD TRIVIA and SOmuc...
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Sorry if this is too late for you. DON'T @ ME, BRO. from 2019-05-20T18:56:58
Game of Thrones is over and so is the weekend. We're reviewing both! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Joey Bradfisch went to Vegas to see a taping of HELL'S KITCHEN and lived to talk about it! Delaney partied wi...
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Can someone please babysit Johnjay this weekend? from 2019-05-17T18:21:10
We're not worried about his kids... Just him. TODAY ON THE SHOW: 2nd DATE UPDATE! Delaney has cheap date ideas! Suzette gets emotional...AGAIN! Zodiac signs and soMUCHmore! Learn more about your ad...
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When having lunch with the Governor, ass-less chaps are a must. from 2019-05-16T18:04:05
But that's just MY opinion. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Rich's famous family! WAR OF THE ROSES! Suzette's morning ritual! The SEXIEST American accents! SINGALONG SONG CHALLENGE and SOmuchMORE!! Learn more a...
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I don't know that it's a great sign if your therapist hates you. from 2019-05-15T18:11:59
Poor Rich can't catch a break! What happened on Mothers Day?? TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're hungover from our first ever LIVE After Words podcast! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Delaney has a new skinca...
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OH NO DON'T BUY ME DRINKS BECAUSE I'D RATHER COMPLAIN. from 2019-05-14T19:00:42
Or something like that?? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's kids are in T.R.O.U.B.L.E! 2nd DATE UPDATE! We're playing REMEMBER THE TIME! We want to know where YOU snuck in to and SO MUCH MORE!!! Learn mo...
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You talk about butt paste like I'm supposed to know what that is. from 2019-05-13T18:26:38
YOU GUYS ARE TOO MUCH... TODAY ON THE SHOW: Bill asked Suzette an awkward question. She answered it, but it didn't make it any less awkward. HASH IT OUT! Delaney's not-so-healthy Download! Kyle thr...
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What do you do when you know your Mom's hot? from 2019-05-10T17:52:14
IT'S A REAL PROBLEM, GUYS. Happy Mothers Day, all! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle gets a Mothers Day surprise! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Delaney gets her picture taken...because that's a thing she does. Is Suzette...
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Johnjay is basically Whitney Houston. from 2019-05-09T17:48:21
And not only in his love of 1992 Kevin Costner. This story gets more and more wild. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle's new show! WAR OF THE ROSES! SOMEONE eats a live octopus and SOmuchMORE!! Learn more abo...
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NBC THIS SUMMER: Mr. Baby('s butt) Got Talent from 2019-05-08T18:03
LET YOUR LIGHT SHINE, Mr Baby! LET. IT. SHINE. Such significant talent should never go unnoticed. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette gets blocked! Johnjay's FitBit is running his life! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! We ...
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My Mom grounded my brother for peeing in the shower. from 2019-05-07T17:47:51
It's not that he did it. It's HOW he did it. TODAY ON THE SHOW: It's Mothers' Day Week! We want to know what you wish you didn't know about your Mom! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Kyle gets a special Mothers' D...
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If ordering $80 of Pizza Hut is wrong, then I don't want to be right... from 2019-05-06T18:49:42
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW DELICIOUS STUFFED CRUST PIZZA IS?!? Life-changing. TODAY ON THE SHOW: How did everyone celebrate Cinco De Mayo? Bill's kids terrorize the neighborhood! Delaney does something ...
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Dónde está el baño? from 2019-05-03T18:22
Cinco De Mayo is this weekend and we're celebrating early! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay is officially OBSESSED with his new FitBit! A brand new set of DELANEY'S DM's! 2nd DATE UDPATE! Suzette's horos...
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I wish someone would "influence" me free pizza. from 2019-05-02T17:52:05
SOMEBODY on this show is in a new relationship! Who is it? How can we tell? You'll find out pretty quick. TODAY ON THE SHOW: How did Delaney get free shoes? WAR OF THE ROSES! How's Johnjay doing wi...
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Rich's Chip Clip is at 1:27:49. from 2019-05-01T19:28:50
You're all welcome! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney tells us about how to deal if your parents don't approve of your significant other! Suzette and Grant are hosting VASTLY different Cinco De Mayo parti...
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Kyle drinks, Baby Shark plays. Nic drinks, he plays. from 2019-04-30T18:38:05
There's been an alcohol theme on the show recently. WE DON'T HAVE PROBLEMS, OKAY?!? WE CAN QUIT ANY TIME. The two stories today go very differently. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We've got a special #LOVEUP m...
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JOHNJAY! Timing! Come. On. from 2019-04-29T18:18:29
Johnjay had an exciting weekend at the Grand Canyon! Did he almost die? (Short answer... Yes.) TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney had a WILD weekend! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Johnjay claps inappropriately! ADD TRI...
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You can't spell awesome without me. from 2019-04-26T18:10:08
Or wes. Or awe. Or so. Or we. Or some. There's a whole bunch of letters. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Taylor Swift finally released some new music! What does everyone think? OF COURSE Johnjay thinks he's hea...
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Didja hear the one about the owl at the party? from 2019-04-25T18:40:14
It was a real HOOT! (Note: nothing to do with today's show.) TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay fell asleep...where? Kyle's unintentionally eavesdropping! WAR OF THE ROSES! Suzette has a big announcement a...
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You wear clean jeans? ARE YOU MADE OF MONEY?!? from 2019-04-24T20:07:18
I'm still trying to figure out what takes longer: AVENGERS: ENDGAME or Kyle's makeup routine? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Did Johnjay make it to the Trail Blazers game last night?? HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! Delaney ...
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We're in the Endgame now. from 2019-04-23T20:00
Today, the show is going to see a preview of AVENGERS; ENDGAME! We all have the feels. Some of us worse than others! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Producer Bill is one of the girls! Delaney tells us how she d...
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Interview: LIL' DICKY from 2019-04-22T20:58:45
Lil' Dicky joins the show and Johnjay is FREAKING out! Check out his new video for his song, "EARTH"! It's full of celebrity cameos and it's all for charity! Learn more about your ad-choices at Listen
What do Rich and Cardi B have in common? from 2019-04-22T13:47
You'll have to listen to find out! TODAY ON THE SHOW: LIL DICKY joins Johnjay, Rich, Kyle, and Suzette to talk his new song, "EARTH." Suzette's got your horoscopes! HASH IT OUT! A brand NEW game an...
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Everyone who works here is a special type of crazy. from 2019-04-19T14:00
That is not a joke. It is FACT. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Grant gets a...compliment? Joey's Scooter Club is PISSED. Nic takes issue with someone and SO MUCH MORE!! Learn more about your ad-choices at Listen
Count Cowardly Lion & Rich from 2019-04-18T13:57
Johnjay got a big suprise this morning courtesy of Suzette! The noise that came out of him is the more shocking part! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle's got a first world problem! WAR OF THE ROSES! Suzette ...
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Gotta use that DEO for your B.O. from 2019-04-17T20:19:19
Every time Delaney opens her mouth, the more we realize how much she hates cleanliness. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's crazy Starbucks trip! Kyle witnesses an accident! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY!...
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Next PROMPOSAL idea? Write it in Joey's hairless armpit. from 2019-04-16T13:18
Gold. Just pure gold. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Joey Bradfisch is taking on a new business venture! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Delaney has INCREDIBLE news! Suzette's got scopes! BEAT SHAZAM and so much more!! Learn...
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There's no place too sacred when it comes to poop. from 2019-04-15T20:06:15
SPECIFICALLY when you're coming off a juice cleanse. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Game of Thrones recap! Delaney's Downloads! MISSED CONNECTIONS! Rich calls the fire department and SOMUCHMORE!! Learn more ab...
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Johnjay's texts are like a box of chocolates. from 2019-04-12T20:14:04
You never know what you're going to get, but it's always going to be brown. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Producer Bill is ready to fire someone! WHO IS IT?!? 2nd DATE UPDATE! Blake got starstruck over someon...
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We're 5 seconds away from killing each other. from 2019-04-11T13:12
Juice cleanse day three is in full effect. We're all ready to eat ANYTHING, but it's been harder on some of us than others. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Joey joins an EXCLUSIVE club! WAR OF THE ROSES! Kyle m...
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I'd rather eat a live porcupine than watch a Grease prequel. from 2019-04-10T20:26:24
Yeah, I said it. TODAY ON THE SHOW: It's day two of our juice cleanse... Who is becoming the biggest juicehole? Delaney has advice for people with friends in relationships! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! Joey Br...
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Delaney. Wash your hands. You're an adult. from 2019-04-09T13:02
Johnjay & Rich and staff do NOT condone her disgusting habits. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Poor Rich was late today! Why? You have to hear it for yourself. It was not his day. 2nd DATE UPDATE! Suzette's 'Sc...
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Just because you can't hear her doesn't mean she's not there. from 2019-04-08T13:55
Poor, Kyle! She lost her voice this weekend and STILL came to work! Badass. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We've got a #LOVEPUP Family Fest review! The 5 Second Rule! BREAKING BAD NEWS and SOmuchMORE! Learn mo...
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If you're last in the buffet line, are you really buffet-ing at all? from 2019-04-05T12:29
Rhetorical question. I just didn't want to complain about it any more. TODAY ON THE SHOW: 2nd DATE UPDATE! Kyle's got a BIG secret! Johnjay meets Rob Thomas and SOmuchMORE!! Learn more about your a...
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Can Suzette just sing every Usher song? from 2019-04-04T20:41:39
Please! PUH-LEASE! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay lost a WHOLE BUNCH of money! WAR OF THE ROSES! Grant has a cat dream! SOMEBODY finds out how to download podcasts and SOmuchMORE! Learn more about your...
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Johnjay & Rich Present: WHAT'CHA WANNA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY from 2019-04-03T18:31:16
Becca wants an answer about prom. Cameron is her friend and said that he'd go to prom with her UNLESS Aiden, who she likes, asks her. AIDEN hasn't asked her yet and she doesn't know if he intends t...
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The True Crime Chronicles of Grant and Kyle. from 2019-04-03T12:48
(Stories unrelated.) TODAY ON THE SHOW: Does Delaney has a backup plan? (The answer is yes.) WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! A Hanna review! PLUS, so much more!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at...
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You can lick YOUR beard. Don't try licking your friend's. from 2019-04-02T20:14:09
Don't be gross, Bill. TODAY ON THE SHOW: 2nd DATE UPDATE! Avengers talk! How do you pronounce your favorite internet acronyms? PLUS, soMUCHmore! Learn more about your ad-choices at Listen
WHY DOESN'T ANYONE CARE ABOUT MY NIPPLES?!? from 2019-04-01T20:07:33
Oh, sure... Delaney shows hers off and the world stops. I take off my shirt and the attention I get is from people complaining! W!T!F! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette survived her weekend in Mexico! Kyl...
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For the last time, that's not cheese! Stop throwing it at my face! from 2019-03-29T12:08
Poor Rich can't catch a break at work OR at home! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney sees a psychic! Suzette has a new show! 2nd DATE UPDATE and SOmuhMORE!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at Listen
Watch out! Those flowers are going inside you! from 2019-03-28T19:12:32
Oh, Johnjay.... Risking our jobs for a quick giggle. Never change. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay is back from LA and has all KINDS of stories... Some he's not even supposed to talk about! Delaney's go...
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You want a picture of Katy Perry and NOT my thumb? from 2019-03-27T19:07:03
That makes no sense to me... TODAY ON THE SHOW: What TV shows are you watching right now? HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! Delaney has another download! Beat Shazam! PLUS, so much more! Learn more about your ad-ch...
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Dudes play girls?? WHAT?!? Also, oceans contain water. from 2019-03-25T19:12:17
Delaney is back from her LA trip and you will NOT believe what happened! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle goes to a golf event! BREAKING BAD NEWS! Suzette's Scopes! PLUS, soMUCHmore!! Learn more about your ...
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Sippy cups with alcohol in them gets me through a normal day. from 2019-03-22T19:54:40
IT'S NOT A CRY OF DEPRESSION I CAN QUIT ANY TIME I SWEAR. TODAY ON THE SHOW: What does "hooking up" technically mean??? 2nd DATE UPDATE! Grant catches a thief! The return of REMEMBER THE TIME! PLUS...
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Maybe consider a therapist BEFORE seeing a psychic. from 2019-03-21T12:08
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's...unique?...cold plunge experience! WAR OF THE ROSES! Kyle's fight with her husband! Delaney sees a psychic and SOmuchMORE!! Learn more about your ad-choices at Listen
You don't have to do anything as long as you do everything, okay?!? from 2019-03-20T19:31:26
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Bill struggles (AGAIN) with the 5 SECOND RULE! Delaney tells us about...something? Kyle's husband wants to get rid of her slippers, but she wants to get rid of something ELSE of ...
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DMX has 15 kids and I cry in the shower. from 2019-03-19T13:02
Both facts. Both crazy. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney ALMOST has her Downloads! Kyle's Dad visits! 2nd DATE UPDATE! A guy passes out and pees his pants at a wedding! PLUS, soMUCHmore!! Learn more abou...
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The best part about Italy? The car crashes. from 2019-03-18T19:30
It finally happened! Rich went to Italy and lived to tell us all about it! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney knows EVERYONE. Suzette's scopes! HASH IT OUT! Johnjay catches a cheater by accident! PLUS, soM...
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What's beautiful about The Human Centipede? from 2019-03-15T19:15
That question was rhetorical. The answer is nothing. NOTHING. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're bringing back an old game! An update on Kyle's friend! PLUS, we're talking Bill's nipples and SOmuchMORE!! Lea...
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Grant blue himself. from 2019-03-14T19:15
Poor guy. TODAY ON THE SHOW: A can't miss #LOVEUP moment! Grant's audition goes bad! PLUS, soMUCHmore! Learn more about your ad-choices at Listen
Pitching a tent, eh Bill? - 3/13/2019 from 2019-03-13T19:15
Please do NOT take that outside. I don't know if your neighbors would be super thrilled. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Somebody on the show had some REAL adventures babysitting! Joey saves a marriage! PLUS, s...
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You can't sit with us, Joey Bradfisch! - 3/12/2019 from 2019-03-12T19:15
Why is Joey being FORCED to leave his house?? TODAY ON THE SHOW: We get an update on Suzette's Pops! Bill works out EARLY! Kyle is living her best life and SOmuchMORE!! Learn more about your ad-cho...
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KYLE! Put those things away! - 3/11/2019 from 2019-03-11T19:15
You'll just have to guess what I'm referring to... TODAY ON THE SHOW: Bill's Thai massage! Johnjay sends a note! Something stinks! PLUS, so much more! Learn more about your ad-choices at Listen
INTERNATIONAL WOMENS' DAY 2k19! - 3/8/2019 from 2019-03-08T19:00
We're celebrating the incredible women of our show, and women everywhere today! TODAY ON THE SHOW: CHICK CHAT IS BACK! Suzette reviews CAPTAIN MARVEL! 2nd DATE UPDATE! PLUS, soMUCHmore! Learn more ...
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2nd DATE UPDATE - 3/8/2019 from 2019-03-08T19:00
Cameron met Farrah at his friend's apartment complex. He asked her out and they went out. Low-key date, but he thought everything went well. He's texted her since and she's SUPER short with him. Wh...
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Someone ripped out Joey's heart and ate it like an apple. - 3/7/2019 from 2019-03-07T19:30
AND it wasn't even his wife! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette and Delaney make a bet! WAR OF THE ROSES! Is Grant a stalker? PLUS, so much more!! Learn more about your ad-choices at Listen
WAR OF THE ROSES - 3/7/2019 from 2019-03-07T19:00
Did you know you could add close friends on Instagram? Savannah does, and that's what makes her think that her boyfriend, Zack, could be cheating on her. They were scrolling through their phones an...
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HUMPDAY DUMPDAY - 3/6/2019 from 2019-03-06T19:30
Marshall and Brittany have been dating for almost five months. One day, Brittany called Marshall and told him that he just wasn't as invested in her as much as she is in him and called it quits. He...
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Every time I lose my car, I'm positive I'm getting murdered - 3/6/2019 from 2019-03-06T19:30
Suzette is braver than I am. TODAY ON THE SHOW: HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! Grant dances! Kyle's restaurant issue! FIVE SECOND RULE and soMUCHmore!! Learn more about your ad-choices at Listen
Interview: GORDON RAMSAY - 3/5/2019 from 2019-03-05T22:12:45
The season finale of 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK is tomorrow night! We've got Gordon Ramsay to tell us all about it! PLUS, what is it like working with Johnjay? Do people ask him to go to dinner? Wha...
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Gordon... Gordon can you hear me? - 3/5/2019 from 2019-03-05T19:30
The season finale of 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK featuring *THE* Johnjay Van Es airs tomorrow night and we've got GORDON RAMSEY on the show today to talk about it! ALSO ON TODAY'S SHOW: 2nd DATE UPDA...
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2nd DATE UPDATE - 3/5/2019 from 2019-03-05T19:00
Demi and Clayton met at a dive bar, exchanged numbers, and texted for about a week before going out. Went to dinner, had some drinks, Demi had a nice time! BUT NOW Clayton won't return her messages...
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Delaney is never NOT yelling. - 3/4/2019 from 2019-03-04T19:30
Furreal. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay has a new TV show but kept it from Kyle! Joey's new doorbell! MISSED CONNECTIONS! PLUS, soMUCHmore!!Learn more about your ad-choices at Listen
Johnjay & Rich Present: MISSED CONNECTIONS - 3/4/2019 from 2019-03-04T19:00
Nick lives in Colorado and was going to Arizona for a gold tournament. Nick has a GIANT crush on Delaney and she was ALSO going on to the tourney. Things get wild from there....Learn more about you...
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My Break-Up Song Is "Shake It Off!" from 2019-03-01T18:57:39
We have a fun Friday show for you today that includes all of Taylor Swifts GREATEST break up songs as well Delaney's Downloads. We also play the singalong song Challenge and try to bring two peopl...
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Second Date Update 3/1/19 from 2019-03-01T17:54:28
Tanner & Tori talked online for the longest time, but all of a sudden Tori cancelled the date. Why? We find out on Second Date Update!Learn more about advertising on the HowStuffWorks podcasts at...
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WAR OF THE ROSES - 2/28/2019 from 2019-02-28T19:00
Clare's boyfriend, Justin, has been acting odd over the last month. They've been together for two years and all of a sudden he's spending all kinds of extra time at work and the gym. She thinks he ...
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Did You Know Johnjay is Bradley Cooper, Who is Also Sam Elliot? from 2019-02-28T18:34:55
Kyle is dealing with sink holes while Johnjay is dealing with being OBSESSED with A Star Is Born. Also, we play the Five Second Rule with Producer Bill, & War of the Roses!Learn more about adverti...
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Is it "holler" or "holla" in reference to a hollerback girl? - 2/27/2019 from 2019-02-27T19:30
If it turns out to be holla, then... I may be a hollaback girl. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney contacts an old fling! WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Kyle gets scared! PLUS, so MUCH more!Learn more abou...
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Johnjay & Rich Present: WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY - 2/27/2019 from 2019-02-27T19:00
Andre's best friend is Max. Andre went to repost a photo on Instagram, but Max had deleted EVERYTHING on his page related to Max. WTF? What happened? No explanation or anything? Give me a damn brea...
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2nd DATE UPDATE - 2/26/2019 from 2019-02-26T19:00
Taylor and Matt went on a date. They went to a party where both of them had friends. About 30 minutes in, Matt texted Taylor to see if she was ready to go. She wasn't, so he asked if she could find...
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Viagra? Yes. Partner to participate? No. - 2/26/2019 from 2019-02-26T12:53
Oh, Grant. Never change. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Why is Suzette FREAKING out about her health?? 2nd DATE UPDATE! Johnjay pitches a reality show! We want to know what you did when you blacked out and SOm...
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My favorite Oscar is green and is a grouch. - 2/25/2019 from 2019-02-25T20:00
We're reviewing EVERYTHING Oscars!! Do you think there's something going on between Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper??!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're getting to the bottom of the Dan (of Dan and Shay) and ...
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I go to Costco just for the whistling. - 2/22/2019 from 2019-02-22T19:45:41
Remember last week when Johnjay's wife, Blake, told us about her favorite Costco employee? Well, we've got a surprise for her today... TODAY ON THE SHOW: 2nd DATE UPDATE! Kyle's new TV show! What i...
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2nd DATE UPDATE - 2/22/2019 from 2019-02-22T19:00
Jason slid into Abbey's DM's. He took her out and went to the zoo and he thinks things went well! Abbey...apparently didn't. He texted her and she's been ghosting him. Let's figure this out!
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Oh, now we just make fun of everyone for everything. - 2/21/2019 from 2019-02-21T19:42:27
I HAVE FEELINGS, TOO, YOU GUYS!?! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Kyle's car issues! Delaney's Download! WAR OF THE ROSES! Beat Shazam and SOmuchMORE!!
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WAR OF THE ROSES - 2/21/2019 from 2019-02-21T19:00
April and Patrick have been married for about three years. They have a two-year old son. Patrick lost his job, so April found a job, but she has to be gone three weeks every month. Someone sent her...
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I have, like, a lot of, like, butt problems. - 2/20/2019 from 2019-02-20T19:30
Poor Delaney can't catch a break around here! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay gets a bill for Jake's insurance that's SHOCKING! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! Mr. Baby helping babies! PLUS, soMUCHmore!!
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HUMPDAY DUMPDAY - 2/20/2019 from 2019-02-20T19:00
Marie and Tyson were going out for four months. Then, things just kind of fizzled out and Marie doesn't know why. We're going to find out for her!
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2nd DATE UPDATE - 2/19/2019 from 2019-02-19T19:44:41
Josh and Falen met on our show on MISSED CONNECTIONS! They went out and everything was going great....until it wasn't. Let's see what happened!
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You can be drunk. You can be a baby. Mr. Baby can be both. - 2/19/2019 from 2019-02-19T13:14
Guys' night got sloppy! TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette and Kyle have different issues at the airport! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Johnjay's new TV shows! PLUS, Producer Bill has a game you CAN'T MISS! And SOmuchM...
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Producer Bill is a psychopath. We just deal with it. - 2/15/2019 from 2019-02-15T19:30
What happens when you go to Costco? If you're Bill, you just want to fight everyone. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Grant overshares! Kyle's car is not exactly "clean." A listener tells us an UNBELIEVABLE stor...
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The best part of Valentine's Day is the inevitable disappointment. - 2/14/2019 from 2019-02-14T19:30
EVERY. DAMN. YEAR. You'd think at some point I'd get it right. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We're quizzing our significant others! How are Kelly Clarkson and the BTK Killer related? Pizza Sundays are getting...
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Johnjay & Rich Present: #LOVEUP Moment - 2/14/2019 from 2019-02-14T19:00
Valerie has a son in the Navy. She's a member of a Facebook group for other Mothers of military members. Vicki, another Mom in the group, reached out to see what she could do to help. What happens ...
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Johnjay & Rich Present: WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY - 2/13/2019 from 2019-02-13T19:00
Bethany got flowers from someone named "J." The only person in her world with a first initial J is someone she works with named Jase. They have been flirting for a while, but when she asked the rec...
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The pizza guy kicked in a door and I was the drunk one, - 2/13/2019 from 2019-02-13T13:18
Come on, Bradfisch. You're better than that. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney coaches us on Valentine's Day... Kind of. WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! PLUS, we get some special visitors in the studio and...
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SECOND DATE UPDATE 2/11/19 from 2019-02-12T18:58:52
Mallory went on a double date with Christian and it was going well until she DESTROYED him in a game of bowling. Is that why Christian isn't calling back? We'll call him to find out!
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How Many Coats Does One Need!? Johnjay Needs All of the Coats. from 2019-02-12T18:29:03
Johnjay, along with all his problems, now has coat problem. Also today, we find out what Delaney can't watch all the way through. Plus, MISSED CONNECTIONS & BEAT SHAZAM!
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MISSED CONNECTIONS 2/11/19 from 2019-02-11T18:42:32
Josh was standing in line at Chipotle when he and Fallon had a great conversation. Josh never got her number, so now he wants us to find her!
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Someone gave Johnjay another obscenely offensive car, and EVERYONE wonders why. 2/11/19 from 2019-02-11T11:34
Johnjay gets a Rolls Royce for the weekend, because why not? Also, the Grammy's were on last night and we have the FULL recap. And, Missed Connections!
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2nd DATE UPDATE - 2/8/2019 from 2019-02-08T19:00
Anthony DM'd Victoria on Instagram. They went out, went to a farmers' market, were having a nice time until, all of a sudden, she just shut down. He has no idea why. They hugged goodbye and he hasn...
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We'll believe it when we see it, Rich. - 2/8/2019 from 2019-02-08T12:38
Seriously. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay discovers New Guy Nic's obsession! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Suzette's new TV show! Things we do because they're convenient even though we know they're bad for the envi...
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Drunk dialing a Blue Baby. - 2/7/2019 from 2019-02-07T19:53:05
WHO drunk dialed Suzette on Instagram?? And....why? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Delaney is going to a fancy party! WAR OF THE ROSES! Kyle's tax problems! PLUS, so much more!!
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