Podcasts by Ricki-Lee, Tim and Joel

'My Dog Ate My Passport Before The Wedding!' from 2023-12-13T06:59:37

Happy Wednesday, betchhhhh! We're back liiiiive January 22nd but here are our best bits:

• Deep heat disasters! A woman was so distracted by a Netflix doco, she ended up brushing her ...
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'Mum, My Girlfriend Reckons Your Car Is Embarrassing!' from 2023-12-12T07:00

Happy Tuesday, betchhhh! We're back liiiive January 22nd... in the meantime, here are our best bits:

• Names names names! Macaulay Culkin has asked people to give him a new middle nam...
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'Human Centipede' Actress Reveals If She Ever Got FARTED ON! from 2023-12-11T08:12:34

Hey betch!!! We're back live January 22nd, but enjoy our best bits!

• Banned 4 lyf! These Aussie lads cop a banning from FIVE Las Vegas casinos!
• What happened with headies on...
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Full Show: Our Year In Review! from 2023-12-08T07:56:51

Hey ya betchhhh!!! It's our last live show of the year!!!

• Who did you flip off? A BBC newsreader was caught giving the finger live on-air!
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We Sat Next to Music ROYALTY At Christmas Drinks! from 2023-12-08T05:41:01

OMG bettttchhh, let us fill you in on what happened during our end of year dinner and drinks last night! We went to Totti's in Bondi... and the person sitting next to us got us all a bit starstr...

Full Show: What's The Best Song of 2023? from 2023-12-07T08:00

Happy Thursday, betch!

• It's our final Quick Draw of the year... and we have the BIGGEST QUICK DRAW GUESTS IN SHOW HISTORY. Name Quick Draw guests starting with 'R' and 'J'...
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Our Final Quick Draw of 2023 with the BIGGEST GUESTS EVER! from 2023-12-07T07:20:15

It's our final Quick Draw of the year... and well, don't we have the BEST GUESTS IN SHOW HISTORY to compete with us! Name two guests starting 'R' & 'J'....

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The Restaurant Photo Horror Story! from 2023-12-07T06:14:07

You might wanna think twice when taking pictures at a restaurant. This woman in China took a picture of her meal and ended up being charged $60,000 for the bill! Hear why not!

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Full Show: Ornithophiles! from 2023-12-06T08:00

Happy Wednesday, you little betch!

• What animal freaks you out? Joel found the most HORRID photo of the inside of a frilled shark's mouth!
• Sneezers unite! An American girl h...
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The Girl Who Sneezes 12,000 Times A Day! from 2023-12-06T06:30

Are we jealous or sad for this girl? There's a rare condition that an American girl has - which causes her to sneeze 12,000 times a day!

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We're Getting ROASTED Online By The Rock Fans! from 2023-12-06T06:01

Okay holllld up... wait a minute! We posted a video showing The Rock doing chest flys with little weights - and people are ROASTING us... even TikTok influencers. Wait 'til you hear about what t...

Full Show: Get Your Achilles Out! from 2023-12-05T08:25:16

Hey you DINK! What's goin' on, Tim! Let's get into Tuesday's show, ya lil betch!

• DINK brags... let's hear it! A couple in a 'DINK' relationship are getting backlash after telling pe...
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115-Year-Old Woman Shares The Secret To Her Long Life... from 2023-12-05T06:07:41

What bean are you keen on?! A woman celebrating her 115th birthday shares her secrets to what she eats to stay alive for all these years!

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Are You A 'DINK' Couple? from 2023-12-05T05:43:47

Now's your chance to hear your DINK brag! A DINK is couple that are 'double income no kids'... something that Joel & Ricki-Lee share. We get into that, and wanna hear your DINK brag!

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Full Show: 'I'm A Slave For The Clock!' from 2023-12-04T07:32:46

TGIM, you betch!!!! It's our last week for 2023!! Let's get into it:

• Are ya ready, booooots? Louis Vuitton is selling fake human legs now for almost $4000!
• We go through yo...
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Louis Vuitton's WILDEST Creation Yet! from 2023-12-04T06:09:45

Got a spare $3,860? Maybe a pair of FAKE HUMAN LEGS could spice up your wardrobe! Hear us chat facts about Louis Vuitton's latest creation...

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Ricki-Lee Got TOLD OFF At The Beyonce Screening! from 2023-12-04T05:52:02

Over the weekend, Ricki celebrated her birthday by watching Beyonce's new movie 'Renaissance' at Gold Class... and in usual fashion, maybe danced and celebrated a bit too hard for other movie-go...

Full Show: Welcome To My House! from 2023-12-01T07:18:34

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, you lil betch!

• Let's talk age gaps! Jade Fonda says she wouldn't date anyone older than 20!
• What do you do when your book gets so many negative review...
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How Much Did Taylor Swift Earn on Spotify This Year? from 2023-12-01T06:23:33

In today's Glossys:

• Taylor Swift was Spotify's most streamed artist of 2023 with 26 billion streams. How much did she earn from the streaming giant alone?
• Beyoncé surprise ...
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The Skydiver Whose Parachute Didn't Open! from 2023-12-01T06:22:36

We're talking tales of survival here! A skydiver fell over 14,000 feet after her parachute didn't open! This story is wild!

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Full Show: It's A Me-Mario! from 2023-11-30T07:37:05

Happy Thursday, betch!

• After the sad axing of Studio 10.. Angela Bishop joins us live in the studio to chat about the show and to verse Ricki-Lee in a game of Quick Draw!
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Quick Draw with Angela Bishop! from 2023-11-30T06:50:13

We are so devastated to hear about the axing of Studio 10, but all G in the hood... Angela Bishop has joined us live in studio to chat about the show and then to verse Ricki-Lee in a game of Qui...

'We've Been Drinking Loo Water For 6 Months!' from 2023-11-30T06:35:48

What are your plumbing nightmares? This couple went left MORTIFIED after they discovered they were drinking toilet water for SIX MONTHS after they didn't pay their water bills. Grotty!!!

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Sydney Police Looking For Krispy Kreme Thief! from 2023-11-30T05:37:44

What's your dream heist? Sydney police are hunting for a woman who stole a Krispy Kreme van that was filled with 10,000 doughnuts! 

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Full Show: Tim Pulls A Sophie's Choice on Ricki-Lee&Joel! from 2023-11-29T07:46:45

Happy Wednesday, ya betch!!!

• What do you eat every single day? A woman eats more than 8,000 Christmas dinners after one every day for 23 years!
• Supermodel Linda Evangelista...
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Harry&Meghan 'Didn't Expect' Rejection From Spotify! from 2023-11-29T06:13:10

So much happening in today's Glossys...

• Michael Jackson fans are left FURIOUS after Forbes crowned Bad Bunny as the new 'King Of Pop'.
• Toni Collette's ex was spotted kissin...
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This Woman's Been Eating Christmas Dinners Every Day For 23 Years! from 2023-11-29T05:49:07

What do you eat every day? A 68-year-old Christmas dinner fanatic from the UK has been demolishing Christmas dinners every day since her kids moved out of home! We throw it out to callers to hea...

Full Show: Ricki-Lee Touches A Vinyl For The FIRST Time! from 2023-11-28T07:19:29

Happy Tuesday, betch!!! Ricki-Lee is gearing up pre-orders for her new album and has no idea how to play the vinyl of her new album! What?!?!

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Most Commonly STOLEN 5-Star Hotel Items! from 2023-11-28T06:32:53

You can steal those little soaps and the sanitary packs... BUT not the towels, robes and... TV sets?! A German hotel and luxury guide of the most commonly stolen items from 5-star hotels and it ...

The 2023 Words Of The Year Are... from 2023-11-28T06:12:49

What are your abrevos? Macquarie Dictionary have released the list of the 2023 Word Of The Year. Among the list are 'Angry Water', 'Bopo', 'Doof Stick' and 'Rizz'. What else made the list... and...

Full Show: What'd Ya Fake You Little S**t? from 2023-11-27T07:49:31

The Second last TGIM of 2023, Betch!

First, did you fake something crazy and actually get away with it?

• Ricki was in tears after watching a woman attempting to fake her own h...
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The New Shower Trend Gen Z Is Hooked On... from 2023-11-27T07:41:09

Let's talk about showers! How many showers is TOO many? Tim sheds a light on 'Nothing Showers', the new shower trend he's not sure he can get around. Ricki shares her thoughts on 'Everything Sho...

Has This Woman Taken Christmas TOO Far? from 2023-11-27T06:18:50

One woman has taken extreme measures to ensure she can wrap her Christmas presents in peace but has she taken it too far?! The guys also paint us a scene of what Christmas morning looks like at ...

Full Show: There's A 'Right' Way To Eat Pringles?! from 2023-11-24T07:32:12

Here's to another Jacuzzi Friday, betchesss. Let's get you ready for the weekend! 
Should the *iconic* Young Divas have a 10-year reunion tour? Tell us what you think...

• I was to...
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Piss On A Plane!!! Where Did You Have To Go? from 2023-11-24T07:12:07

A passenger on a flight from Florida has sparked outrage after she dropped a squat mid-aisle on a flight to 'urinate'. The team reveal when they've been in their most desperate moments to use th...

The Food Blow-Up That MIGHT Just Cancel Your Wedding!! from 2023-11-24T06:14:17

Blow-ups... Over Food? A bride-to-be has considered calling off her wedding after her vegan partner made the executive decision to ban a certain food for guests. What blow-ups have you had?

Full Show: The World's Longest Hangover Recorded! from 2023-11-23T09:37:55

Happy Thursday, betchhh.... and a big Happy 100th Birthday to Australian radio today! 

• What's your condition? There's an eye condition which causes 'tiny glittering particles' that ...
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Guy Spots BRUTAL Text From Date's Phone! from 2023-11-23T06:11:18

What did you see that you shouldn't have? This one's a bit brutal. Imagine going on a blind date and your date shows you a video on their phone, then you spot the most HORRID four worded text me...

The Eye Condition No One Knows They Have! from 2023-11-23T05:32:36

What's your condition? There is an eye condition with creates tiny glittering particles inside your eyes... and the funny thing is not a lot of people know they have it!

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Full Show: Barbecue Sauce On Titties! from 2023-11-22T20:27:04

Happy Wednesday, betches! FYI, Jermaine's taking Friday and Monday off to go see Christina Aguilera in Melbourne on Saturday. Make it make sense...

• Kids search histories... an 8-yea...
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Ricki-Lee Details Her Time at the Gym with The Rock from 2023-11-22T07:35:09

The Rock is currently getting roasted online - known being an absolute beast with the muscles of a God... it seems he doesn't lift as heavy as we all expected. Video have been released of the gy...

The Bridezilla Who Literally Gave Her Friend The Shits! from 2023-11-22T07:32:25

Who gave you the shits... literally or metaphorically? This absolute bridezilla was such a stressbomb that she gave her good friend - the bridesmaid - irritable bowel sydrome AND acne!

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Full Show: Ess-Eee-Ex! from 2023-11-22T03:24:41

Happy Tuesday, ya betch! We're a little thrown off because Ricki-Lee is wearing khaki and a necklace today.

• How did your parents mess with you? This Dad shares a GENIUS parenting ha...
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How WFH Employees Are Having Sessions On The Clock! from 2023-11-21T07:21:27

What have you done on the clock? A September 2023 report has found that 1 in 4 employees working from home are having sex on the clock and using emojis to hide it!

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New Drink Promises To END Hangovers! from 2023-11-21T07:21:12

Ummmm.... is this the drink of the century? There's a new drink about to drop by Christmas that could do what we are dreaming about! A drink that promises to ends hangovers and reduces blood alc...

Full Show: Lewis Hamilton, Baby! from 2023-11-20T07:50:45

TGIM, Betch!

• Let's talk about weird family dishes! This influencer is showing off her family dish, mashing potato chips and creating a face hamburger out of mince!
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A Napping 600kg Seal Made Me Late To Work! from 2023-11-20T07:21:12

What made you late to work? This Tasmanian woman couldn't get to work because a heavy seal was napping in front of her car!

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Laziness Can Be A Sign Of High Intelligence! from 2023-11-20T06:39:17

How lazy are you? A study undertaken by a university in Florida found that people with higher IQs are less physically active than those at the lower end of the scale!

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Full Show: We're In The GC!!! from 2023-11-17T07:21:18

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, betch. We're coming to you liiiiiive from the Gold Coast!

• Listeners dial in and give us their BEST Gold Coast story!
• Who made the trip all about thems...
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Full Show: Laughing Can Kill You? from 2023-11-16T07:59:20

Happy Thursday, bettchhhh!

• Aussie comedian from CNNNN and The Chasers War on Everything, Chris Taylor joins us live in-studio to verse Ricki in a game of Quick Draw!
• People...
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Quick Draw: Ricki-Lee vs Chris Taylor! from 2023-11-16T06:58:27

Our next guest is an Australian writer, performer and broadcaster! Part of the team that brought us CNNNN and The Chasers War On Everything. And he's back with his a musical-comedy documentary s...

The 5 Key Signs YOU'RE A People Pleaser! from 2023-11-16T06:09:52

People pleasers... step right up! Psychologists have revealed the 5 signs that all people pleasers share!

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Full Show: Joel's Dream Comes True! from 2023-11-15T07:16:45

Happy Wednesday, you betch! A big congratulations to the People's Prince who just announced he will be playing in the Rocky Horror show! His dreams of being in a musical has finally come true! Listen

The ONE Flirting Technique That Always Works! from 2023-11-15T06:23:34

Norrr-way! What’s shocked you the least? This one flirting technique almost always works, according to psychologists!

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How This Tradie Nearly Lost His Peen! from 2023-11-15T06:22:10

Was the tool a tool? A tradie nearly lost his peen after an angle grinder broke loose and hit his pants!

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Full Show: 'Stunt&Pranks, No Thanks!' from 2023-11-14T07:26:50

Happy Tuesday, betch!

• The X-mas grinch... do you know one? A family was forced to take their Christmas lights down due to their Grinch-like neighbours!
• Do you force your ta...
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Rollercoaster Dangles Woman Upside Down! from 2023-11-14T06:41:09

Adults on rides... we have our stories. A woman in Paris had the most HORRIFYING experience when she was left dangling upside down on a ride!

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'My Neighbours Shut Down My Christmas Lights!' from 2023-11-14T06:03:28

The Christmas Grinch... do you know one? Two Grinch-like neighbours in Queensland have forced a family to shut down their $90,000 Christmas lights display!

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Full Show: 'My Arm... Went Dead' from 2023-11-13T07:46:43

TGIM, betchhhhh!

• Shoes on or off? What's the rule in your home?!
• Saturday Night Live is back now that the SAG-AFTRA strike is over... we debrief the first episode!
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Joel's Nation-Wide Apology from 2023-11-13T07:20:53

Joel did something wrong. And we think he should be apologise for it. So, here it is.

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Call The Docs If You Get THESE Hangover Symptoms! from 2023-11-13T06:39:40

Ever had a hangover soooo bad that you're thinking maybe hospital is an option? Well, here are the symptoms that actually do require medical attention!

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Full Show: Ricki, You Birthday Giiiiiiiirl! from 2023-11-10T08:25:52

Hey betchhhh, it's Ricki's birthday!!!!! Happy Birthday, you betch!

• Songs that made you cry. Don't be shy - let's give them out!
• What did you climb? Tim found the MOST HILA...
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Customers Caught Putting Hair In Food! from 2023-11-10T08:18:06

Talk about doing the dodgy! Customers at a diner were caught planting hair in their food and then asking for a refund. Um, ruuddde!!!

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Snake Bit My Peen! from 2023-11-10T08:16:40

Ow! A snake bit my peen! Wait til you hear about this Aussie 'session' star who let her partner playing around with her snake while in the nude... No thanks!

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Full Show: Pink Passes, Handsome Boys&Pooing In Line from 2023-11-09T10:20:23

Happy Thursday, ya betch!

• Hall passssss!!! British media personality Amanda Holden has revealed she's given her husband a 'pink pass' for TV host Rachel Riley!
• Turned off b...
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Quick Draw: Joel vs Eddie McGuire! from 2023-11-09T07:00

Aussie media legend Eddie McGuire gets off the hosting chair and jumps into our Hot Seat to battle it out with Joel in a game of Quick Draw!

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Disneyland Guests Are Pooing In Line! from 2023-11-09T06:36:04

What's the worst thing about your job? Guests at Disney theme parks are pooing in life! Ewwwwwwww!

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Top 6 Signs You're A Borderline Alco! from 2023-11-09T06:33:25

After hearing that Adele is back on the booze, Ricki takes us into the Top 6 signs you're a borderline alco!

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Full Show: Orcas Being Dicks, The Cool List&Dog Eats Passport! from 2023-11-08T07:13:51

Happy Wednesday, betchhhh!

• Which animals are dicks? Orcas sink a yacht after a relentless 45-minute attack! 
• Did your dog actually eat it? A dog ate its owner's passport pu...
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'My Sister-In-Law RAIDED My Wedding Leftovers!' from 2023-11-08T06:37:48

Let's talk about people who loot leftovers! A woman revealed she is angry at her sister-in-law who 'raided her stuff' without her permission and ate all of her wedding leftovers!

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Dog Ate My PASSPORT Before Italy Wedding! from 2023-11-08T06:34:24

Did your dog actually eat it? A dog ate its owner's passport putting their Italy wedding in jeopardy!

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Full Show: Melbourne Cup Drunkenness, Angry Neighbours&Nicknames! from 2023-11-07T08:21:41

Happy Melbourne Cup day betchessss! Ricki's in Perth saaaanging a bit of MJ!

• Car park combats! An angry neighbour covered her violating neighbours' cars in messages AND cling wrap!<...
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Darts Player Nickname is 'The Master Bates'! from 2023-11-07T06:17:17

How fun's your nickname? This darts player has been forced to change his nickname because it is too 'rude'. 

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Angry Neighbour Covers Car in Cling Wrap! from 2023-11-07T06:14:52

Let's talk about angry neighbours! Imagine living next to this one... a neighbour has wrapped cars in cling wrap and with big messages to let her neighbourinos know that they've parked in the wr...

Full Show: Barbenheimer, Jeans&Hotel Showers! from 2023-11-06T07:28:12

TGIM, ya betch!

• The CEO of Levi's warns us to never wash our jeans! Eeeeeew!
• Fan of both Barbie & Oppenheimer? We have the best news for you!
• What does Taylor ...
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'Barbenheimer' Movie Announced! from 2023-11-06T06:29:45

Big fan of both Barbie and Oppenheimer? Well, don't we have the news for YOU on this one!

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Levi's CEO Says DON'T Wash Jeans! from 2023-11-06T06:27:22

Eeeeeew but okay, we'll get the advice from you, mate! Hear more about WHY the CEO of Levi's warms people against washing jeans!

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Full Show: It's Tim, PM Dawn&Cock-And-Eyed Joel! from 2023-11-03T07:25:10

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, betchessss!

• Macaulay Culkin has asked people to give him a new middle name!
• What did you downright refuse to do out of embarrassment? A son’s new girl...
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The Wiggles Song Is Being Used To Deter Homeless People! from 2023-11-03T06:28:22

In today's Glossys, Taylor Swift fans are lining up for LITERALLY MONTHS to see her live... North West is casually eating onions and...

The Wiggles find out that their 'Hot Potato' song i...

Girlfriend Says 'Your Dad's Car Is Embarrassing!' from 2023-11-03T05:53:11

What did you downright refuse to do out of embarrassment? A son's new girlfriend refuses to get in his dad's car because it's embarrassing!

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Full Show: Dumb Moments, Win Brags&Life Mottos! from 2023-11-02T07:55:28

Happy Thursday, ya betch!

• Lucy Durack joins us live in-studio to play Joel in a game of Quick Draw!
• Dumb dumb moments! Former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson 'asked scienti...
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Lucy Durack vs Joel in Quick Draw! from 2023-11-02T07:00

This is Joel's world and we're just living in it! Singing sensation and Aussie actress who played Glinda in Wicked... Lucy Durack joins Joel live in-studio to play a game of Quick Draw!

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Delivery Driver Served Man 'Warm Urine'! from 2023-11-02T06:28:58

Where did you go when you had to go? A man drank 'warm urine' after a delivery driver confused the cups in a food order!

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Full Show: Bats In Bed, Rainbow Truths&Deep Heat Disasters! from 2023-11-01T07:46:49

Happy Wednesday, lil betch!

• Bats discuss! Airbnb guests sue after finding bats in their bed!
• When were you shut down by oldies? Tim shares a story from his time at the Paul...
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The SHOCKING Truth About Rainbows! from 2023-11-01T05:51:51

You think rainbows are in an arch shape? Well, YOU THOUGHT WRONG! An aircrew office has revealed something about the shape of rainbows which has blown our mind!

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Full Show: It's Pumpkin Carving Day! from 2023-10-31T09:59:42

It's Halloween, betchesss.... so you know what that means! It's pumpkin carving day!!! Let's go!

• We chat to Prime Minister Anthony Albanese about his visit to the White House. Was t...
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Asking Albo What The White House Food Was Like! from 2023-10-31T05:27:37

In the midst of our Halloween banter, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese dialled in to have a chat about his time at the White House, his upcoming trip to China and encouraging people to become tea...

Full Show: 'That's Opius Prime!' from 2023-10-30T07:22:13

TGIM ya betch!

• The moostache debate! How in the world do you say it?
• Halloween decorations! Some dude has made his neighbourhood very concerned after he made his house look...
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Top 5 Professions to AVOID in a Husband! from 2023-10-30T07:21:42

According to a divorce lawyer, theses are the top 5 professions you should avoid in finding a husband.

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Full Show: TICKETEK TICKETEK TICKETEK from 2023-10-27T08:57

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, you lil betch!

• Deliveries... A woman fumes after a postman leaves her parcel in some random area on a 800-acre plot!
• Tim - the recently converted Swif...
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🔍'Am I Gay?' Searches Have Increased By 1300%! from 2023-10-27T05:59:10

When did you know? Google searches for 'Am I gay?' and 'Am I a lesbian?' have increased by 1300% since 2004.

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Full Show: Fo Shizz! Fo Shizz! from 2023-10-26T09:45:46

Happy Thursday, you betch!!!

• Aussie international children TV legends THE OG WIGGLES join us in-studio to play a game of Quick Draw!
• How extra are you with your pets? A Sou...
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🤠Quick Draw with The OG Wiggles! from 2023-10-26T07:05:26

Yes! The OGs are here!!!! Greg, Murray and Jeff join us LIVE in the studio to play a game of Quick Draw!

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💦Scientist Tastes OLDEST WATER IN THE WORLD! from 2023-10-26T07:03:36

What's the oldest thing you've put in your mouth? A scientist discovered the oldest water in the world that was about 2 billion years old! 

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Full Show: 'Are You Calling My D*ck A Sloth?!' from 2023-10-25T08:29:24

Happy Wednesday, ya betch! Ricki's away and Joel's back!!

• The biggest news today is the release of Britney Spears' brand new book 'The Woman In Me'. We go through all the saucy bits...
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🧠3 Ways To Tell You're NOT A Narcissist! from 2023-10-25T05:52:28

Are you a mad narcissist? A TikToker who specialises in diagnosing narcissism has revealed three ways to tell that you're NOT one.

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Full Show: Who Are Ricki-Lee's IG Quotes About!? from 2023-10-24T09:11:18

Happy Tuesday, ya lil betch! We're one team member down today... Joel Creasey has a migraine so it's just Ricki and Tim today. Hey Ricki... we think your IG quotes are directed at someone.... Listen

👰‍♀️ Bride's BOOB Popped Out At Wedding! from 2023-10-24T07:15:23

When did ya boob pop out? We go back to when Janet Jackson's boob was popped out by Justin Timberlake at the Superbowl!

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💰Lotto Winners REFUSING To Tell Family! from 2023-10-24T06:09:41

Family bombshells! Let's talk about it...

This couple is REFUSING to tell family that they've won $34 million on the lottery! Do you agree?

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Full Show: Joel Has A Private Chef? from 2023-10-23T07:49:33

Hey betchhh!!! So today, Ricki-Lee & Tim might have uncovered something that Joel outright denies... does he have a private chef? Apparently, his name is Gomez....

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🤢Blokes Admit To Still Owning 'Yellow Pillows'! from 2023-10-23T07:40:30

Let's talk about pillows for a second! Blokes around the world are admitting to still owning YELLOW pillows that they've had since childhood. GROSS!

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🕷️ HUGE SPIDER Found In Vacuum! from 2023-10-23T07:36:02

What did you find? A woman was left HORRIFIED after she find a giant spider in her vacuum! The conversation then goes to a strong accusation that Joel has a secret chef that we don't know about!...

Full Show: Carrrrritas!!! from 2023-10-20T07:45:48

Oh hey you lil betch! It's Jacuzzi Friday and Joellll's coming to you live from Orange... you should the set up behind him! I mean, diva much?!

• What did you find in your food? A sup...
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🎵This Song Named BEST POP SONG OF ALL TIME! from 2023-10-20T07:14:14

In today's Glossys, Billboard has released their list of the best pop songs of all time - have a good guess at what the best pop song of all time could be!

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❓ The Most Hectic Kylie Quiz Ever! from 2023-10-20T07:14

We're sending one lucky listener to Vegas to see Kylie Minogue live in concert and compiled some real tricky questions for fans to answer... and Tim has never worked THIS hard before!!

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Full Show: "PENIS!!!!!!!" from 2023-10-19T08:34:05

Happy Thursday, ya beeetttchhhhh!

• Tramp stamps!!!! Ricki-Lee saw Marcia Hines'... let's talk about it!
• What have you seen in your hood? Shoppers are split on 'disgusting' a...
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🤠Quick Draw: Joel vs Kate Langbroek from 2023-10-19T07:22:34

Host of Channel 9's My Mum Your Dad and radio legend Kate Langbroek joins us live in-studio to play against Kate in Quick Draw!

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💆‍♂️ AirAsia CEO Blasted For Topless Massage During Meeting! from 2023-10-19T06:47:16

What do ya think about this? The CEO of AirAsia is getting BLASTED for having a topless massage during their meeting!

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✨ Marcia Hines Has A TRAMP STAMP! from 2023-10-19T05:28:18

Now that we know Marcia Hines is the judge of the next season of Australian Idol... Tim NEEDED confirmation of this one rumour. And because Ricki-Lee is the host of the show, she saw Marcia bend...

Full Show: Ranger Dashwood! from 2023-10-18T09:29:38

Happy Wednesday, betches! Ricki-Lee's having a 'day off'... hope she's enjoying it. Booooop!!!

• Silly snaps! What do you mean there's no Crunchwrap Supremes left?! A Taco Bell employ...
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🗣️ Whisper Challenge: Joel vs Chrissie Swan from 2023-10-18T06:48:44

Love ya! To celebrate the launch of Guzman Y Gomez's new Crispy Chicken Tenders, we're playing a game of Whisper Challenge with our very own Chrissie Swan! This one's hilarious!

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🌊Woman Sues Bondi Sauna After Being 'Leered' by Creepy Men! from 2023-10-18T06:41:01

Where does it happen for ya? A woman is suing Bondi Icebergs for getting banned after complaining to management about being repeatedly 'leered' at by creepy men in the sauna!

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Full Show: 'Alright, Chatty McChatterson!' from 2023-10-17T07:46:52

Happy Tuesday, betchessss!!! Ricki-Lee rocks up this morning with a very special guest after filming 'Australian Idol'... and remember her jar hack? Yeah, well Pat Benatar continues with another...

🛞Driver Hit With $2.2M Fine For Speeding! from 2023-10-17T07:36:05

What's the largest fine you've had? This American driver got hit with a $2.2 million fine for going over 55km over the speed limit!!!

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💄Hack Benatar: Milk As Makeup Remover! from 2023-10-17T07:35:14

Our continuation of Hack Benatar is here! We've moved on from Ricki's Jar Hack and now go to a woman who used MILK to remove makeup!!

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Full Show: Tim's Taylor Era from 2023-10-16T08:50

TGIM betchessssss!

• Awkward emails! A woman is dreading to start her new job over a very awkward email!
• We go through your messages and comments with Mailbag!
• Tim's...
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🤯Tim's A Swiftie Now! from 2023-10-16T06:36:59

WTFFFFFFF, hell has froze over! Blackers just watched Taylor Swift's The Eras Tour movie over the weekend - and has nothing but positive things to say!

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💨People With Awkward Work Emails! from 2023-10-16T06:34:22

Awkward work emails, let's talk about them... A woman named Samantha Hart is nervous to start her new gig at work because the email is so awks!

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Full Show: De Kock! from 2023-10-13T08:58:52

Biiiig show today! Let's do it, betches!

• Prime Minister Anthony Albanese joins us live on the show ahead of tomorrow's The Voice referendum!
• What would you eat 48 of? An At...
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🦪'My Date Ate 48 Oysters For Entree!' from 2023-10-13T05:44:11

What would you eat 48 of? An Atlanta man snuck away from a restaurant after his date ate 48 oysters as an appetiser!

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🇦🇺Albo Dials In! from 2023-10-13T05:27:46

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese joins us live in the studio before the country votes on The Voice Referendum tomorrow!

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Full Show: 'I'm Just Gonna Go Make A Wee!' from 2023-10-12T08:58:59

Happy Thursday, betches!!!!

• Which celeb did you meet in the bathroom? Troye Sivan talks about the first time he met Harry Styles!
• What pointless thing did you try and achie...
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🤠Quick Draw: Tim vs Christian Wilkins! from 2023-10-12T07:00

Model, actor and now children's book writer Christian Wilkins joins us live in-studio to talk about his debut children's book 'Princess Mitchell' and verses Tim in a game of Quick Draw!

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🐸Faking Death To Avoid Sex! from 2023-10-12T06:34:38

How do you avoid sexy time? Female frogs are faking their death to avoid having sessions!

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Full Show: 'Nan In My Mouth!' from 2023-10-11T07:47:42

Happy Wednesday, betches!

• SAS Australia superstar and now 'Head Game' podcast host Ant Middleton joins us live in the studio to play 'Age Game'!
• Kids homework discuss! A mu...
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💪Age Game with Ant Middleton! from 2023-10-11T07:28:41

SAS Australia superstar Ant Middleton joined us live in the studio to talk about his brand new podcast 'Head Game' and to verse Joel in a game of Age Game!

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📚Mum Does Her Kids Homework! from 2023-10-11T07:25:01

Let's chat homework. This mum does her kids' homework so they don't get stressed! 

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❤️ Comedian Cal Wilson Passed Away from 2023-10-11T05:36:02

Earlier today, New Zealand comedian Cal Wilson passed away at the age of 53. Joel and Tim share their memories of the late comedian, who was also a former host of multiple shows at Nova. 

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Full Show: Strike!!!! from 2023-10-10T09:29:21

Happy Tuesday, betchessss! It's the Tackle Shack on this week!

• Rules at your work? The requirements in this job ad are a bit hectic!
• Tidy blokes! David Beckham's wardrobe i...
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😈Which Countries F**k The Most?! from 2023-10-10T07:11:46

A survey conducted by the world population review has released the countries that get it on the most - based on the amount of 'sexual partners' they have!

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🍴This Man Made A Buffet Change Their RULES! from 2023-10-10T06:20

A pub in Wales 'The George IV Inn has had to change its rules after an individual attempted to take advantage of their self-service 'carvery'.

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Full Show: THE TACKLE SHACK! from 2023-10-09T09:16

TGIM, betchhesss!!! It's just the boys this week.... and welcome to the TACKLE SHACK!

• Off Broadway Celebs! Joy Behar begrudgingly celebrates her 81st birthday on The View!
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🧀The World's LARGEST Charcuterie Board! from 2023-10-09T06:08:34

Who's the king and queen of the Chacutes?! The world record of the LARGEST charcuterie board ever has been broken! 

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Full Show: 'Don't Tell Me to Zip It, I'm Not A Pencil Case!' from 2023-10-06T08:34:01

Happy Friday, betches!

• Shoutout to your fave servo! The best servo in the UK has been announced!
• Joel had a flirty encounter with a flight attendant!
• Arnie reckons...
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🛩️ Joel's Flirty Encounter with a Flight Attendant! from 2023-10-06T06:47:02

Jack, if you're listening... maybe have a chat! Joel's flight to Perth was full of flirty remarks!

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👩‍👦Joel's Mum Clears Up All Our Questions! from 2023-10-06T05:55:04

Joel's in Perth ready to meet his baby niece - the first addition to the family! And he surprised us by bringing his mum, Jenny Creasey in!!!

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Full Show: Did You Pawk In The Safari Cawpawk?! from 2023-10-05T08:29:23

Happy Thursday, betches!!!

• Jerk shark alert! A great white shark came and ate this chick’s HUGE tuna right after she caught it and was devastated!
• Joel came across this twe...
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🎸🔮Quick Draw with Ben&Jackie Gillies! from 2023-10-05T07:01

Fresh from The Amazing Race, Silverchair’s Ben Gillies & The Real Housewives of Melbourne’s Jackie Gillies join us live in studio to play the most CONFUSING game of Quick Draw!

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☕️ Caffeine Doesn't Count When It's Cold? from 2023-10-05T06:45:06

Joel came across this tweet about caffeine and it’s blown his mind... apparently, caffeine doesn't really count when it's cold. 

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🦈'This Jerk Shark Tried To Steal My Tuna!' from 2023-10-05T05:55:49

Jerk shark alert! A great white shark came and ate this chick’s HUGE tuna right after she caught it and was devastated!

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Full Show: Wild WALKS!!! from 2023-10-04T09:15:44

Happy Wednesday, betches!

• How into your air-fryer are you? Check out this 23-layer airfryer nachos!
• How much did you pay? Sydney cafe is getting roasted after charging $18 ...
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👨‍✈️ Secrets of Partying Pilots EXPOSED! from 2023-10-04T06:52:29

Which job parties the most? A bunch of people have shared secrets on what it's like being with a pilot and their partying nature... this stuff is a bit shocking!

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🍞Sydney Cafe ROASTED for Expensive Banana Bread! from 2023-10-04T06:49:50

How much did you pay? An anonymous person has put a Sydney cafe on blast for selling a takeway banana bread slice for a COLOSSAL price!

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Full Show: Fuggo! from 2023-10-03T07:36:26

Happy Tuesday, betches!

• Off broadway sports! Ricki’s come across these odd sports and is obsessed!
• Monk mode! This social media trend could actually be a good thing!
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💵The Cost to Advertise on the Vegas Sphere! from 2023-10-03T06:09:54

Tim did a little bit of sleuthing and found out the costs to advertising on the brand new MSG Sphere in Las Vegas!

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🎄'No Stress' Mum Already Made Christmas Meals! from 2023-10-03T06:07:37

How prepared are you? A mum has already prepared her Christmas meals for a 'no stress' holiday!

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Full Show: It's Magic Monday! from 2023-10-02T07:39:40

TGIM betchessss!

• Best Vegas experience! Ddi you see that new Sphere that u2 performed in?
• Most painful surgery ever! This guy undergoes it so he can get taller!
• We...
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💦Woman Suing Disney World From Copping 'Serious Wedgie' On Waterslide! from 2023-10-02T06:46:04

We're not big on the legal talk, but we definitely can make comment on huge wedgies! Get a load of this woman.... suing Disney World because she copped a 'serious wedgie' on their waterslides! Listen

🎥Beyoncé 'Renaissance' Tour Film Coming to Cinemas! from 2023-10-02T06:32:18

In today's Glossys, Ricki-Lee's fave Beyonce just announced her concert film 'Renaissance: A Film By Beyonce' will come to cinemas this December!

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Full Show: Toot Toot Joel! from 2023-09-29T09:30:51

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, betchessss! Let’s get into this:

• What went down at the Aths? An impromptu visit from doing control officers sparked a mass withdrawal of competitors at Athleti...
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🚨Anti-Piracy Ad Has PIRATED Music! from 2023-09-29T07:12:06

Remember that anti-piracy 'You Wouldn't Steal A Car' ad before the movie that was a lil scary?? Turns out the music in that ad was STOLEN!

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Full Show: Unrattattable! from 2023-09-28T08:18

Happy Thursday, betchhhhh!

• What did you trade? Two Collingwood fans are offering to swap Taylor Swift tickets for AFL Grand Final tix!
• Funny clerical errors! A man buys 540...
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🤩Quick Draw: Ricki-Lee vs Guy Sebastian from 2023-09-28T07:59:31

Two idol legends in the same room! Whoa betch! Guy Sebastian - our future tech guy - dropped by to verse Ricki-Lee in a game of Quick Draw!

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🏉Tim's MINDBLOWING Footy Prediction! from 2023-09-28T07:35:48

As the AFL grand final approaches, Tim has a stat that will BLOW YOUR MIND!

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🎟Collingwood Fans Swap Taylor Swift Tix For Grand Final! from 2023-09-28T07:33:55

What did you trade? These two Collingwood fans are willing to swap their Taylor Swift Eras Tour tickets for AFL Grand Final tickets!

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Full Show: No Ankle Socks! from 2023-09-27T09:39:34

A little bit of chicken fry! Happy Wednesday, betchessssss!

• How do you blow off steam? Usher loves going to strip clubs, gardening and smoking cigars to blow off steam!
• Who...
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💪Virgin Couple Who Are Training For Their First Session! from 2023-09-27T08:26

What's on for 2025? A virgin couple are currently training for their wedding night... in 2025!

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🍗You WON'T Eat Chicken Kiev After This! from 2023-09-27T07:40:09

People are vowing to make their own chicken kiev after watching this video!

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🐀Football Fans Are Throwing DEAD Rats! from 2023-09-26T20:00

Danish ultrafans have been slammed by their own club after they threw rats on the pitch during their derby with FC Copenhagen – which they also lost! 

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Full Show: Did Usher Write A Song About Tim?! from 2023-09-26T08:53:14

Happy Tuesday, betchesssss!

• Where'd you get stuck? People have been left hanging upside down for 30 minutes from a malfunctioning rollercoaster!
• We realised something about...
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📺The US Season of 'The Office' to Reboot! from 2023-09-26T07:59:35

In today's Glossys:

• Britney Spears is now dancing with knives!
• Alicia Keys is doing Alicia Teas!
• The US season of The Office is set to reboot!
• SNL is retu...
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🎢Rollercoaster Left People Upside Down for 30 Mins! from 2023-09-26T07:24:03

If you're a thrillseeker, maybe don't listen to this! Ride passengers in Canada were left upside down after a ride malfunctioned for 30 minutes!

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Full Show: Tim Talks to Jesus! from 2023-09-25T09:02:09

We're back betchessss!

• We go through the Things We Missed over the break!
• Self-driving cars are causing traffic jams!
• We go through your comments and messages with...
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🤩Ricki's Beyoncé Experience! from 2023-09-25T07:58:08

Over the break, Ricki-Lee went all the way to Dallas to see Beyoncé live! Here's how it all went down!

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🏈Usher Announced As Superbowl Halftime Performer! from 2023-09-25T07:49:24

R&B superstar Usher has been announced as the performer of the Superbowl Halftime Show. We all have our opinions on this...

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🧠You're NOT An Adult Until You're THIS Age! from 2023-09-25T07:38:33

According to neuroscientists, even if you're 18, you're not a fully-fledged adult... until you're THIS age! Tbh, this turns into a massive pivot at the very beginning! Enjoy!

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Best Bits: Ruining An Engagement, Going to the Pub Naked, Mum Hiring Strippers! from 2023-09-22T09:32:49

Hey betch! We're back Monday, so enjoy our best bits:

We'll talk about a woman who inadvertently ruined a couple's dream engagement proposal, a hotel guest's shocking discovery, and a hea...

Best Bits: Snakes In Toilets, Foreign Things Up The Bum, Chinese Zoos! from 2023-09-21T08:56:36

Hey betch! We're back 25th September so enjoy our best bits...

We go through startling encounters like finding a snake in a toilet, explore when lies go too far with a billion-dollar lott...

Best Bits: Bread In The Fridge, Stealing Icebergs, Strange Addiction! from 2023-09-20T08:15

Hey betch! We're back September 25th! Enjoy our best bits so far....

We go through a man's unusual addiction to the smell of tuna, the eternal debate of whether to store bread in the frid...

Best Bits: Lame Weddings, Manatee Dies From Sessions&Divorcing Ghosts from 2023-09-19T08:16:06

Hey betch!!! We're back 25th September, so enjoy our best bits so far...

We begin with the heartwarming revelation that 'The Pope Loves Cookies!' – a charming glimpse into a well-loved fi...

Best Bits: Cooking In Hotels, Worms In Salmon&Cabin Crew Revenge! from 2023-09-18T08:15

Hey betch!!! We're back 25th September, so enjoy our best bits so far...

Join us as we explore a farmer's touching gesture of planting sunflowers for his 50th wedding anniversary, the con...

Best Of The Week: Breastfeeding Husband, Eating AirPods&Fattening Bridesmaids! from 2023-09-18T04:44:18

Exactly what it says on the tin!

• What were you paid in? Tiffany Haddish wasn't paid a dime for her first movie!
• Worst brides ever! A bride secretly fattened up her bridesma...
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Full Show: Keep Your Undies On! from 2023-09-15T08:00

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, betchessss!

• How do you start your day? Scissor Sisters star Jake Shears starts his with EIGHT shots of espresso!
• Case of mistaken identity! Let's talk...
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✈️ Man's Mile High Video Goes Viral&Mum Found Out! from 2023-09-15T07:40

Mile hiiiigghhhhh!  A mum is mortified after learning her son joined the Mile High club on his 23rd birthday!

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Full Show: You Are Beautiful, Ricki! from 2023-09-14T09:16:26

Happy Thursday bettchhessss!

• Fresh from MKR, Colin Fassnidge joins us live in the studio to play a game of Quick Draw!
• What did you lose and want back? Joel wants to make a...
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🤠Quick Draw: Joel vs Colin Fassnidge from 2023-09-14T08:00

Fresh from MKR, Colin Fassnidge joins us live in the studio to verse Joel in a game of Quick Draw!

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😢Ricki-Lee Was Sad Today... from 2023-09-14T07:02:33

We just came back from our commercial shoot today and Ricki did something today that made her very sad. Someone give her a hug.

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🥛The Woman Who Breastfeeds Her Husband! from 2023-09-13T20:01

What's ya flavaaaa? A woman who breastfeeds her husband says it's made their marriage stronger!

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Full Show: Blackers On The Fads! from 2023-09-13T08:47:18

Happy Wednesday, betchessss!

• What'd ya swallow? A woman accidentally scoffed down an AirPod and had no choice but to let it pass naturally!
• What's the weirdest thing you at...
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🏆Let's Talk About The VMAs! from 2023-09-13T07:08:52

Missed the VMAs? We got all the best bits to talk about in today's Glossys!

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🎟Venice's Entry Fee to Visit The City! from 2023-09-13T06:52:34

Joel's here to educate and break the news! Visiting Venice anytime soon? Prepare to pay up!

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👰‍♀️ 'I Secretly Fattened Up My Bridesmaid!' from 2023-09-12T20:01

Worst Brides Ever! Let's talk about them. This one secretly fattened up her bridge so she didn't look plain at her wedding!

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Full Show: Meat For Breakfast! from 2023-09-12T09:07:41

Happy Tuesday betchesssss!

• Posh people problems! A dad was left furious after his daughter is sent home from school wearing Vivienne Westwood shoes!
• What would you like a r...
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🏳️‍🌈Grindr Staff Mass Exodus! from 2023-09-12T09:07:14

Nearly half of Grindr's employees have quite their jobs following the company's decision to end 'remote work'!

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💰The Celeb Who Got Paid in DVDs! from 2023-09-11T22:00

What were you paid on? Tiffany Haddish wasn't paid a dime for her first movie and got 10 copies of her DVD instead!

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🎙Slipping In Words Jermaine Has To Say On-Air! from 2023-09-11T08:21:07

Bing bang bong!!!! On Friday, we slipped in words that our digital guy Jermaine HAD TO SAY on-air on his Sunday night shift. Did he do it?!

Follow us @rickileetimjoel!

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Full Show: Bing Bang Bong!!!! from 2023-09-11T08:19:45

TGIM betchessss!

• Calls from the crowd? Tim & Ricki debrief on their time at the UFC game yesterday!
• We go through your messages and comments with Mailbag!
• Seat...
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🎸Nickelback Speaks Out on Why Everyone HATES Them! from 2023-09-11T06:39:26

Nickelback are releasing a new doco and they speak out on the public ridicule they endured through over all these years!

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🧻'I Haven't Wiped My Bum In 2 Years!' from 2023-09-09T22:00

Are you a dirty animal? An American woman admits to not wiping her bum for the past two years!

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Full Show: Who's Spooning Who? from 2023-09-08T08:44:48

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, betchesssss!

• Joel's an uncle!!!!
• Who's spooning who?!
• What has Rihanna named her new baby? Find out in the Glossys!
• Are you a dirty ...
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👶Joel's an Uncle!!! from 2023-09-08T06:37:39

Love you Charlie Rose!! Joel's an uncle! Hear all about it now!!!!

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😈Why Married Man Lets Wife Have 10-Person Group Sesh! from 2023-09-07T22:00

When did your husband let you shine?! This married man let his wife fulfil her dream of having a group session with over 10 people!

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🧼Gross Stats About Men&Handwashing! from 2023-09-07T21:00

Survey shows the percentage of men who DON'T wash their hands... and it's disgoostang!

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Full Show: Babadee-boopie?! from 2023-09-07T08:37:24

Happy Thursday betchesssss!

• Give us your home-made contraption! A man was arrested for trying to cross the Atlantic in a hamster wheel!
• There's an update with the cop that ...
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🥊UFC's Bam Bam plays Quick Draw! from 2023-09-07T08:00

Aussie UFC heavyweight Tai Tuivasa joins us live in studio to play a game of Quick Draw!

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🚔Cop Caught Kissing Woman in Squad Car! from 2023-09-06T22:00

Did you get frisky on the clock? A cop was caught kissing a woman before climbing into the back of a squad car!

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Full Show: Tim's Brand New Game REVEALED! from 2023-09-06T08:23:47

Happy Wednesday betchessss!

• How did you mask the smell? A flight was forced to turn back after a passenger had diarrhea along the aisle!
• Lost in translation! Turkey acciden...
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✈️ Plane Forced Back After Passenger Had Diarrhea! from 2023-09-06T06:36:20

How did you mask the smell? A flight was forced to turn back after a passenger had diarrhea along the aisle!

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💥Turkey Accidentally 'Declares War' on Russia! from 2023-09-05T21:00

Lost in translation alert! Turkey accidentally declared war on Russia in a translation blunder!

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🏠'Home-Blocking': The New Gen-Z Term! from 2023-09-05T21:00

Home-Blocking: the new Gen-Z term that is being used for people who want to have sessions but live at home. Joel lives to educate so here is he to tell you more about it!

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Full Show: Big Rizzo Energy! from 2023-09-05T08:26:13

Happy Tuesday betchessssss!

• Darren Criss joins us live in-studio to play a game of Joel Jivin'!
• Backyard Blitz! How'd ya spice up ya yard? A woman uses her backyard to pay ...
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🎵Darren Criss plays Joel Jivin'! from 2023-09-05T08:01

Glee superstar, singer-songwriter and Emmy-award winning actor Darren Criss joins us live in the studio to play a game of Joel Jivin'!

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❤️ The Dating App That Bans GHOSTING! from 2023-09-05T06:41:33

Even been ghosted? This is the app for you!

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🎧Trying Spotify's New AI DJ Feature! from 2023-09-04T22:00

Blackers has got the new AI DJ feature on his Spotify app and the result was a little embarro! 

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🔥Inside The Burning Man Festival Disaster Right Now! from 2023-09-04T21:00

Madness in the mud! It's raining hard at this year's Burning Man Festival right now... and we go through what's going on there. Wait til you hear the callers for this one!

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Full Show: Selma Kayaking! from 2023-09-04T08:32:53

TGIM betchesssss!

• Big foot! A man spent 50 years tricking an entire town into believing Big Foot lived there!
• The world record for the longest female mullet ever has been b...
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☕️ Joel's Coffee Enema Experience! from 2023-09-04T06:16:37

He finally did it... and he feels EMPTY! Hear all about this experience right now!

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💍Sex Therapist Sleeps With Clients To Save Marriages! from 2023-09-03T22:00

Let's talk about peculiar professions... a sex therapist reveals she sleeps with clients to save marriages.

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👊Hectic Brawl In The Portaloos! from 2023-09-02T20:00

Stories from the Porta-loo! Let's talk about it. A hectic fight happened in the portaloos at a Morgan Wallen toilet!

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Full Show: Nonna Terry! from 2023-09-01T08:32:35

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, betchessssss!

• Stories from the Portaloos! A huge fight happened at the girls portaloos at a Morgan Wallen concert!
• Are they a big mummy's boy? A 26-ye...
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👩‍👦'I'm 26 And I Sleep With My Mum!' from 2023-09-01T06:52:38

Are they a big Mummy's boy? A 26-year-old man loves sleeping with his mum when she comes to town!

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👮Prison Guard&Inmate Romances Exposed! from 2023-08-31T20:00

Let's talk about forbidden romances. Dozens of female prison guards have been exposed for affairs with inmates!

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Full Show: Vinegar Tits! from 2023-08-31T09:49:03

Happy Thursday, betchessss!

• Feet feet feet! Kanye and his wife were spotted walking around Italy barefoot. Alsoooo have you heard of mermaid tail feet? 
• Joel has an Alexa h...
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📺David Campbell Explains His Bizarre Kourtney Kardashian Interview! from 2023-08-31T08:27:24

Today Extra host and Smooth FM talker David Campbell joins us live to play Quick Draw and explains the weird mishap that happened that time with Kourtney Kardashian on the Today show!

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🥊Joel's Feud with Russell Crowe! from 2023-08-31T07:29:51

In today's Glossys....

• Katy Perry is suing Katie Perry again!
• Bardot bandmate explains who made the group implode!
• Russell Crowe has bought an iconic Sydney pub! Listen

📦'I Keep My Son's Foreskin In A Box!' from 2023-08-30T22:00

What did you keep of your kids? This UK presenter still has her son's foreskins in a box!

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🙋‍♀️ Independent Woman Gets Trapped Under Sofa! from 2023-08-30T21:00

Do you not need no man?! A woman got pinned under a sofa after she tried to move it herself because she didn't need no man!

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🗣Michael Jackson's Real Voice EXPOSED! from 2023-08-30T20:00

When did your friends throw you under the bus? Michael Jackson's real voice has been exposed for faking his iconic high-pitched tone!

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Full Show: Of Cords! from 2023-08-30T10:12:52

Happy Wednesday, betches! Oh yeah, here we go:

• What'd ya nick for what? Martha Stewart took a small bit of 'iceberg' from Greenland to use for a cocktail!
• When did your fri...
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🎙Your Favourite Late Night Hosts Are Doing A Podcast! from 2023-08-30T07:06:44

In today's Glossys:

• All your favourite Late Night hosts are doing a podcast together!
• Kanye West was spotted out with his Melbourne wife!
• Daniel Radcliffe is RIPPE...
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🍑Why Rectal Hospitalisations Are On The Rise! from 2023-08-29T21:30

Doctors and nurses... share what you've seen! There is a rise in hospitalisations on foreign objects up the bum. Some of these callers will make you wanna sit down.

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🔥Ellie Goulding Got Hit In The Face with Pyrotechnics! from 2023-08-29T20:00

Today on the Glossys:

• Lord Of The Rings is getting some attention!
• Ellie Goulding got hit in the face with pyro!
• Miguel is doing some insane stuff to promo his new...
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Full Show: Show Us Your Fingos! from 2023-08-29T09:10:49

Happy Tuesday betchessss! Thanks for making us the NUMBER ONE drive show in Australia!

• Do you have a speical sense? A woman was warned she was in danger after showing an innocent ph...
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Python Poo On Spinach Gave Sydney Woman a Brain Worm! from 2023-08-29T07:21:15

Medical experts found a LIVE 8cm-long worm from a python inside a woman's brain in NSW! Hear more about it!

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Joel's Nessy Update! from 2023-08-29T06:09:07

Has Nessy AKA our girl The Lochness Monster been found yet?! Joel has your update!

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Kid Wears The Most Annoying Thing On A Plane! from 2023-08-29T06:08:26

Most annoying thing ever! Go! This kid wore the most annoying thing ever on a plane!

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Full Show: Do Not Come! from 2023-08-28T08:27:03

TGIM betchessssss!

• What is the most annoying thing ever? This kid takes the cake for taking the MOST ANNOYING THING ever on a plane!
• We go through your messages and comment...
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Adele Collapsed Backstage In Vegas! from 2023-08-28T07:12:21

Adele has revealed that she collapsed backstage during her Las Vegas residency... find out more in the Glossys!

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How To Perfectly Ruin A Proposal! from 2023-08-28T04:31:57

How did someone ruin your special moment? This couple's proposal got completely ruined by a nosy bystander at the beach!

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The Spice Girls To Reunite For 'Musical Movie'! from 2023-08-28T04:26:35

Got some news in the glossys! The Spice Girls are in negotiations for a musical movie! Hear all about it now!

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Best Of The Week: Private Planes, Epic Line-Ups, Holy Biscuit Trinity! from 2023-08-27T20:00

Exactly what it says on the tin... here's our Best Of The Week!

• I Was Today Years Old!

• Leeds 2000 Epic Line Up
• Ever Flown Private?
• Holy Trinity...
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Full Show: The BCG! from 2023-08-25T10:23:45

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, betchessss!

• What quote do you live by? Trump said 'Never surrender!' after posing his mugshot!
• How did someone ruin your special moment? A woman ruins...
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Stupid Adult Injuries! from 2023-08-25T07:41:39

Stupid adult injuries... let's talk about it! Kevin Hart's now in a wheelchair from doing a dumb bet with a football player!

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Full Show: Joel's Big Call! from 2023-08-24T10:14:08

Happy Thursday, betchhesssss!

• What's ya biscuit holy trinity? The Pope loves cookies!
• Is your partner a little bit annoying? A man tips on behalf of his wife's annoying res...
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Quick Draw with Mel Tracina! from 2023-08-24T08:17:25

Fresh from her Logie win for 'Cheap Seats', Nova's own Mel Tracina joins us live for Quick Draw!

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Full Show: We've Been Doing Hydralyte Wrong! from 2023-08-23T10:02:51

Let’s get this Wednesday going, betch!!!

• Edinburgh Jokes! The ‘best gags’ of Edinburgh have been decided!
• How epic was the line-up? People can’t get over the Leeds 2000 lin...
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Top 5 'Best Gags' Of Edinburgh Have Been Decided! from 2023-08-23T08:13:58

Let our resident comedian Joel Creasey walk you through the Top 5 best gags of the biggest comedy festival in the world...Edinburgh fringe! Prepare!

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Full Show: Schtoop It! from 2023-08-22T09:17:18

Happy Tuesday, ya betch!

• Crowd surfing discuss... a woman passed her baby to crowd surf at a Flo Rida concert!
• What did you put on the work credit card? The deputy PM racke...
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Deputy PM Racked Up $3.7 Million In VIP Flights! from 2023-08-22T07:05:53

Ever been on private?! The Deputy PM has been found to have racked up about $3.7 million on VIP flights! One caller looked after Kerry Packer... you gotta hear this one!

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Full Show: P.I.P. from 2023-08-21T09:33:55

TGIM, betchesssss!

• Ricki was today years old... the toilet edition!
• We go through your messages and comments with Mailbag!
• Themed restaurants... this one's a goodi...
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Why Matlidas Are The GAYEST! from 2023-08-21T08:29:08

Do you have the most lesbians? Here's why our girls the Tildas have been named one of the GAYEST teams at the World Cup and we say this with love! ❤️

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Full Show: Meal Deal! from 2023-08-18T10:08:35

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, betchesssss!

• What freaky shit do you do? A couple's sleeping habit is taking the world by storm online!
• Joel's got some fun elephant facts!
• W...
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Joel's Fun Elephant Facts! from 2023-08-18T07:17:32

The segment of all segments, presented by Joel Creasey... Joel's Fun Elephant Facts. Prepare to have your mind BLOWN. Call us now on 1-3-2-4-1-0.

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Full Show: We Spoke To A Bullet Train! from 2023-08-17T09:09:22

Happy Thurrrrsday, betches!

• What did you cook for the occasion? Jenny Morrison made a pav for the game last night!
• Alone time... discuss!! Everyone in this office eats lunc...
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Quick Draw with Matt Moran from 2023-08-17T08:07:10

Aussie chef Matt Moran joins us live in-studio to play a game of Quick Draw!

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The Most Common Session Question Kids Ask! from 2023-08-17T07:45:44

It's not what you think...

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Full Show: Say 'Thick' Again! from 2023-08-16T08:16:25

Gooooo the Tildas! Here we go:

• Posh people problems! A millionaire has 23 maids and hasn't cleaned in 24 years!
• Twin problems! 17 set of twins start school in one Scottish ...
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Worms In Your Raw Salmon Is NORMAL? from 2023-08-16T07:57:24

Things that make you go BLURGHHHH!! Someone found a worm in their raw salmon.... and apparently it's NORMAL! What?!

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Full Show: Soccer Sisters! from 2023-08-15T09:05:03

Tuesday, let's go betchesssss:

• Great escapes! A little boy escaped his cot and trekked over to Maccas!
• What are the most annoying things people say? We read out sentences t...
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Research Suggests Men Say 'I Love You' After How Many Days? from 2023-08-15T07:55:34

How quick was the Love-Bomb? Research suggests men do it after 69 days... hear more about it now!

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Full Show: You're Saying Aesop Wrong! from 2023-08-14T08:53:39

Thank God it's Monday betchhhhhhh!!!!

• Weirdest Injuries… how’d you do it? A man was hospitalised after holding in a sneeze and blew a hole in his throat!
• We go through our ...
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Dad Kicked Son Out For Cheating On His Pregnant Wife! from 2023-08-14T07:35:27

How'd your parents teach you a lesson? A man kicked his son our after learning he cheated on his pregnant wife!

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Best Of The Week: Lame Weekends, Sleeping with Your Ex&Smelling Tuna from 2023-08-14T04:38:13

Exactly what it says on the tin!

• What's the one thing you wanna do before you die? This woman's wish is to sleep with her ex before she goes!
• Lame weekends!
• What d...
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Full Show: Happy Birthday Joel! from 2023-08-11T09:01:41

Happy Birthday Joel!!!!!

• Big fat liars! Let's discuss!
• Animals that left you in shock... a two-headed snake was discovered in Texas!
• Sacha Baron Cohen is reviving ...
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Sellers Catch Real Estate Agent Having Session at Their House! from 2023-08-11T08:45:30

After a viral video of a man hiding the other woman in his car boot, we ask where someone you knew hid the other woman? These callers were great!

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Full Show: Happy Birthday Blackers! from 2023-08-10T08:39:46

It's Blackers' Birthday today!!!!

• Ridic charges! A tourist in Italy got a hectic sandwich charge... wait til you hear why!
• Are you the O.G. prankster? This man's prank on h...
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Quick Draw with Rhys Nicholson! from 2023-08-10T08:00

Aussie comedian and RuPaul's Drag Race: Down Under judge Rhys Nicholson joins us live in the studio to play a game of Quick Draw!

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Horrifying Discovery After Woman Uses Mum's Adult Toy! from 2023-08-10T07:39:48

Are you sitting down? Because you have NOT heard a story like this. Lesson learnt: do not use Mum's session toy - even after a wash!

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Full Show: How To Look Like Tom Cruise! from 2023-08-09T09:03:07

No Joel today! Get better soon betch!

• How'd ya deal with the heartbreak? A man's car gets written off... which was his lover!
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A Snake Fell Onto My Arm Just Before a Hawk Attacked It! from 2023-08-09T08:32:06

Have you had a bad day? Probably not as bad as this lady, when a snake fell onto her arm and a hawk went and attacked it!

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Full Show: What Is Elmo? from 2023-08-08T09:28:02

Tuesday's here betchesssss! Here we go:

• Let's have a chat about the names of Rebel Wilson's siblings!
• Zoom is encouraging their workers to come back into the office?
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Why Now Is The Best Time To Manifest! from 2023-08-08T08:56:12

Joel did some research and apparently today is the best day to manifest what you want. To be honest, Joel had a real lengthy description - we'll let you hear it from him!

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My Last Dying Wish Is To Sleep With My Ex! from 2023-08-07T08:37:32

What's the one that you want to do before you die? This terminally-ill woman asked her husband if she could have sex with her 'physically compatible' ex for one last time!

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Full Show: Ughhh Mondays, Am I Right?! from 2023-08-07T08:20:32

TGIM betches.... or UGH, Mondays, am I right?!

• Lame weekends!
• We're get into Mailbag. People loooove our bootleg merch!
• Some deets behind the most viewed photo eve...
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Best Of The Week: Session Injuries, Crop-Dusting&Human Bears! from 2023-08-07T03:21:52

Exactly what it says on the tin!

• Session injuries! A manatee died in a zoo!
• Worst tourist attractions! This chinese zoo defends its bear that everyone thinks is a human! Listen

Full Show: What Did The Cake Say? from 2023-08-04T08:57:53

Gotta get down on Jacuzzi Friday! Let's do this!

• What don't you leave home without? Beyonce can't tour without fresh toilet seats!
• More deets into the Lizzo allegations! Fi...
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"I'm About To Bust My Fiancee With Another Girl!" from 2023-08-04T07:07:05

While we were taking callers regarding a Liam Payne situation, 'anonymous' called up about to bust her fiancee with another woman!

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Full Show: Big Deal Energy! from 2023-08-03T08:53:27

Happy Thursday, betches! Can we shower at yours?!

• Fresh from her Logie win, Aussie pop star Amy Shark joins us live in the studio to verse Joel in a game of Quick Draw!
• The...
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Quick Draw with Amy Shark! from 2023-08-03T08:00

Fresh from her Logie win, Amy Shark joins us live to take on Joel in a game of Quick Draw. DON'T BLAME THE DELAY, JOEL!

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Full Show: Too Much Head Is A Thing from 2023-08-02T08:39:56

In the naaaavvyyyyyy! Happy Wednesday betchesssss!

• What's the best thing anyone's done for you? A farmer planted a HEEEAAAPP of sunflowers for their 50th wedding anniversary!
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Introducing Jim Blackwell from 2023-08-02T08:17:46

Wait... you haven't met Tim's twin yet?! Ohhhh our bad!

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Full Show: Hall Pass! from 2023-08-01T09:49:33

Happy Tuesday, betchessss! We're NOT hungover today, so here's a great show:

• Worst tourist attractions! A Chinese zoo is defending their bear that looks a little too much like a hum...
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What Cabin Crew Secretly Does To Rude Passengers! from 2023-08-01T08:22:58

Wanna know what the cabin crew staff do to rude passengers? You might be a little disgusted once you hear this...

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Full Show: Banjo Strings! from 2023-07-31T08:33:23

Thank God it's flaming Monday!!! Although we're feeling a bit rough after the Logies last night... let's get this over and done with:

• Does someone have your name on their body? Harr...
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Zoo Manatee Dies After 'High Intensity' Sex with Brother! from 2023-07-31T08:27:22

Banjo stats! A popular manatee at a Florida zoo has died after having an intense session with his brother! Hear how we react to this!

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Best Of The Week: Marrying A Ghost, Snake Fright and Being Nude! from 2023-07-31T04:21:25

Exactly what it says on the tin... here's our Best Of The Week!

• What did ya find in the loo? 
• How short was the marriage?
• Do you love being nude?
• When did...
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Full Show: 911! from 2023-07-28T09:24:19

It's Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuuys!

• What's your perfect Friday night?
• Kids do the darnest things! This kid got arrested for a fake kidnapping!
• Which popstar has announc...
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Drake's Bra Thrower Now Playboy Model? from 2023-07-28T08:21:22

When did you get momentarily famous? The Drake fan who threw her 36G bra at him is now a Playboy contributor!

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Full Show: Joel Gets His Revenge! from 2023-07-27T08:21:18

Happy Thursday, betchesssss!

• What do you let your kids do that's frowned upon? Kristen Bell lets her kids drink non-alcoholic beer!
• Guest who? Joel finally get his revenge!...
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Guest Who?: Lucy Lawless Dials In! from 2023-07-27T08:06:36

Joel's revenge has been served.... Lucy Lawless dialled in to prove she's Joel's mate!

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Quick Draw with Sam Pang! from 2023-07-27T08:05:47

Ready to host the 63rd TV Week Logies Awards, former Nova royalty and comedy extraordinaire Sam Pang joins us live in studio to play a game of Quick Draw!

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Full Show: Joel's Best Friend, Lucy Lawless! from 2023-07-26T09:40:17

Hey betchhhhhh, let's do this Wednesday show:

• Joel's had the WORST luck with autocorrect and got him in trouble with a producer!
• Bear Grylls! Why don't you eat your veg? Listen

Full Show: No Trespassing! from 2023-07-25T08:51:07

Happy Tuesday betchesssss!

• From RuPaul's Drag Race and up for a Logie, drag entertainer Kween Kong joins us live in studio to play Joel Jivin'!
• All conspiracies ar...
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Joel Jivin' with Kween Kong! from 2023-07-25T08:28:22

From RuPaul's Drag Race and up for a Logie, drag entertainer Kween Kong joins us live in studio to play Joel Jivin'!

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'I Married A Ghost... And Now We're Getting A Divorce!' from 2023-07-24T08:42:34

How short was the marriage?! A woman who married a ghost ditched her husband after less than a year of marriage... wait 'til you hear the story from an ANONYMOUS caller!

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Full Show: 1-3-2-4-1-0! from 2023-07-24T08:14:40

TGIM betchessssss! Here we go:

• What gave you the fright of your life? This lady peed over a snake in her toilet!
• In today's mailbag, a listener sent through Tim's worst nig...
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Full Show: Crrrreme Egg! from 2023-07-21T08:52:20

Happy Jacuzzi Friday!!!!

• Dumb dads! This story will get all you FUMIN'!
• Who do you think is totally overrated? Noel Gallagher reckons that's Adele!
• Creme eggs! A t...
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Noel Gallagher Finds Adele 'Overrated'! from 2023-07-21T07:13:21

Who do you think is overrated?! This might leave some fuuuuuming! Noel Gallagher reveals he finds Adele's entire discography 'offensive and overrated'. What do we have to say about this?!

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Full Show: Today I Feel.... from 2023-07-20T10:28:01

Happy 'Point Of No Return' Release Day! 

• Straight from Joel's doggumentary, Laura V joins us live in the studio to play Quick Draw!
• We celebrate the release of Ricki-Lee's ...
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Harry&Meghan's Request DENIED! from 2023-07-20T08:32:05

Today in the Glossys:

• Harry & Meghan's request to fly with Biden from the Queen's funeral DENIED!
• Ryan Gosling could be up for an Oscar for his role of Ken!
• Be...
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Lady Caught Having A Big O on Morning TV! from 2023-07-20T08:25:49

What did you do on television? This woman was caught moaning during a segment on a UK morning TV show!

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Quick Draw with Laura V! from 2023-07-20T08:20:07

Straight from Joel's doggumentary, A New Leash On Life, Laura V (Joel's dog wife) joins us in the studio to play Quick Draw.

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Full Show: I'm Leavin', Y'all! from 2023-07-19T10:44:14

It's Wednesday betchesssssss!

• What is your actual worst nightmare? These Taylor Swift break out to a singalong on a plane!
• What have you snuck into? These fans snuck into a...
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Mum Awkwardly Hires Stripper for Son's 18th Birthday! from 2023-07-19T08:52:53

When did you just have to 'Oh Mummmmm!'?! This mum booked a stripper for her son's 18th and it's SO awkward!

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Ricki-Lee Gets 'Vampire' Wrong Again! from 2023-07-19T02:48:39

It's the debate of the century... Is Ricki-Lee STILL saying 'Vampire' wrong?!?!

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Full Show: 'Salads Shouldn't Be Cold!' from 2023-07-18T08:28:38

It's Tuesday, betchesssssss! Happy Caviar Day:

• How quickly did they move on? Ariana's moved on quite quickly!
• Where do you keep things? Apparently you shouldn't keep bread ...
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Snoop Dogg and His Big 'Gooch'! from 2023-07-17T08:24:35

US rap star Snoop Dogg told fans that he once had a seriously unusual pet for six or seven months that he christened 'The Gooch'... hear more about it now!

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Full Show: Statistics Yup! from 2023-07-17T08:19:51

TGIM, betchessssss! Here we go:

• What have you given up? This is what happens to your body when you give up caffeine!
• We answer your questions and read your comments with Ma...
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Full Show: Put 1&1 Together! from 2023-07-15T01:55:25

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guyyyyysssss! Let's do this:

• What city did you hate? This guy haaaaated Paris!
• Ricki's Book Club! She's only read one... guess which one?
• Ple...
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Ricki-Lee Has Only Read ONE Book In Her Life! from 2023-07-14T07:08:22

It's for Ricki's Book Club! And yes you saw right... there is no plural in 'Book' because she's only read ONE book! Can you try guessing what it is?

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Full Show: Just A Day Of Ad-Libbing! from 2023-07-13T08:44:13

Happy Thursday, guuuuuuuysssss!!!! Let's do this:

• News extraordinaire Peter Overton joins us live in the studio to play a game of Quick Draw!
• Who did you pay to meet? Peopl...
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Bonus: Quick Draw with Peter Overton! from 2023-07-13T08:05

Just before he pops over to do the 6PM news, anchorman kind Peter Overton drops by to surprise Ricki-Lee in the studio to play a game of Quick Draw!

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Bonus: The "Mathematically Kid-Friendly" Swear Word! from 2023-07-13T07:07:07

It's been revealed what the most mathematically kid-friendly swear word is... wait 'til you hear what it is!

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Full Show: Hath!!!! from 2023-07-12T08:56:48

Happy Wednesday, guuuuuuys! Let's get into it:

• Ricki reckons cleaning your ears is the best feeling in the world. Period. Let's discuss!
• Are you sleep divorced? Apparently ...
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What's A 'Sleep Divorce'? from 2023-07-12T08:40:21

Reports show that 1 in 3 American married couples have 'sleep divorce' to save their marriage. What's this all about?!

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The Medical Disorder That Makes Women Orgasm 90 Times An Hour! from 2023-07-12T08:40:10

Not quite a big O if you ask us, but there is a woman who suffers from a disorder that makes her orgasm up to 90 times an hour! Hear all about it here.

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Full Show: BLACKERS DROPPED THE F-BOMB! from 2023-07-11T09:38:30

BLACKERS DROPPED THE F-BOMB, GUUUUYS!!!!:

• What have you just discovered? Can't believe Kim K has only just now discovered Hummus & Veg!
• When did the text get you in tro...
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Full Show: That Was The Worst Route! from 2023-07-10T08:35:29

We’re back, bettttchhhh!!!! Let’s get into it:

• Things We Missed! Everytime we come back from our break, we recap all the stuff that happened while we were gone!
• We read you...
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Best Of: Hold My Baby While I Brawl! from 2023-07-07T08:15

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuuys! We're back live Monday 10th July, so here are our best bits:

• What'd ya film? This lady was filmed handing her baby to someone before she went in on a...
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Best Of: 'I Bring Condoms To Funerals' from 2023-07-06T11:10:10

Happy Thursday, guuuuuys! We're back live Monday 10th July, so here are our best bits:

• Who were you shocked to see? Schapelle Corby visited a jail in WA!
• Partner pet peeves...
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Best Of: Vengeful Orcas! from 2023-07-05T10:44:34

Happy Wednesday, guuuuuys! We're back live Monday 10th July, so here are our best bits:

• What's the dumbest thing you've seen on the road? This woman doesn't know how to use a rounda...
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Best Of: Drugs Found In A Hot Dog! from 2023-07-04T10:42:10

Happy Tuesday, guuuuuys! We're back live Monday 10th July, so here are our best bits:

• Sore losers! A husband rages after his partner loses a beauty pageant!
• Did yoghurt F-U...
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Best Of: A Career In Selling Your Spit! from 2023-07-03T09:16:08

TGIM, guuuuuys! We're back live Monday 10th July, so here are our best bits:

• Notable Alumni! Lewis Capaldi was honoured with a bronze statue at school!
• What did you waste y...
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Best Of: Finland's PM That Loves Clubbing! from 2023-06-30T09:08:03

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuuys! We're back live Monday 10th July, so here are our best bits:

• Toe Rings unite! Rihanna loves rocking one!
• Dumb dumb moments! We take a look a...
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Best Of: The 77-Year-Old Lady Who Married Herself! from 2023-06-29T08:31:42

Happy Thursday, guuuuuys! We're back live Monday 10th July, so here are our best bits:

• Childish habits! Warren Buffett has the eating habits of a 6-year-old!
• What was the h...
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Best Of: The Woman Who Fake Tanned Her Baby! from 2023-06-28T04:08:59

Happy Wednesday, guuuuuys! We're back live Monday 10th July, so here are our best bits:

• Crimes against food! Check out this bizarre food combo!
• Are you mad for a fake tan? ...
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Best Of: The Wedding That ONLY Served Water! from 2023-06-27T08:51:26

Happy Tuesday, guuuuuuys! We're back live Monday July 10th, so here are our best bits:

• What's your worst nightmare? Maybe a wedding that only serves water!
• How long did you...
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Best Of: Influencer Cuts Her Tongue To Kiss Better! from 2023-06-26T09:05:33

TGIM, guuuuys! We're back live Monday 10th July, so here are our best bits:

• What did you never give up on? A woman finally passed her driving test after 960 attempts!
• Backh...
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Best Of The Week: Leo's Wolf Pack, Plane Clipping&Diahorrea! from 2023-06-25T20:00

Exactly what it says on the tin... here's our Best Of The Week!

• What did ya clip? A plane clipped another plane on the runaway!
• When did the Big D strike? 
• Who's t...
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Full Show: Love Ya Queensland! from 2023-06-23T09:29:57

It's Jacuzzi Fridayyyyy!!!

• Let's talk about pennies! This mad employer paid his worker $40,000 in pennies!
• Are you mad for Queensland?! People are getting spooked out at th...
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Full Show: Domino's Now Deliver By Jet Suit?! from 2023-06-22T08:44:08

Happy Thursday, guuuuuysss!!

• The French man, Manu joins us live in the studio to play Quick Draw!
• Bro town! How do you celebrate your friendship?
• Which other pop s...
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Full Show: Taylor Has A Raunchy Lyric! from 2023-06-21T08:50:10

Let's get into this, guuuuuuuyyyyys:

• Who stole your booking? Taylor Swift just announced new dates around the world and it looks like she stole the venue from Eurovision for their g...
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We're Sending YOU To Taylor Swift! from 2023-06-21T07:08:03

Taylor Swift - The Eras Tour, Presented by Crown, is headed to Australia in February 2024, playing multiple shows in Sydney and Melbourne. Amex presale starts Monday, with Frontier presale next ...

Full Show: Gay Penguins&Mutant Pigeons! from 2023-06-20T08:46:16

Hey betchhhh! Let’s get into Tuesday’s show:

• Who’s the worst cook you know? This man lives and cooks in hotels and it’s DISGOOSTANG!
• How do you relax? There’s a major red f...
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Full Show: Joel Used To Boogie-Board! from 2023-06-19T08:17:46

TGIM guuuuuys! Let's get into it:

• What did ya clip? A plane clipped another plane on the runway!
• We got into your messages with Mailbag! Roy-sister-sheree sauce chips, dolp...
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Best Of The Week: Purchasing Pubes, Rise Nation&Ridic Fights! from 2023-06-17T00:00

Herrrrrre's the Best Of The Week, guuuuuys! Exactly what it says on the tin:

• What are you better 'better than all the rest at'?
• Whose pubes did you purchase?
• What ...
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Full Show: Padam Padam In Parliament! from 2023-06-16T09:53:34

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuys! 👋 Here’s what’s on the show today:

• What’s your current obsession? Seems like a lot of gays can’t get enough of Kylie Minogue’s Padam Padam!
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Full Show: Betoota Boys Join Us For Quick Draw! from 2023-06-15T08:39:29

Happy Thursday guyyyys! Here’s what’s on the show:

• Exclusive access to Tim’s Rule Book!
• Falcon bits! How far did it fly?
• Craig David announces he is celibate!
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Bonus: Do Ya Looooove Being Gay?! from 2023-06-14T08:23:17

After hearing what Miriam Margolyes said in her British Vogue article about being gay, we find out from listeners what they loooooove being gay!

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Full Show: We Saw Something Sexy In Larry Emdur’s Lounge Room! from 2023-06-14T08:23:03

On the show today, guuuuuuys!:

• Do you loooooooove being gay?!
• What was in the pic? Something a lil sexy was found in Larry Emdur’s lounge room!
• Pub Trivia!
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Full Show: Have You Ever Been Clubbing? from 2023-06-13T08:58:58

Hey Beeetch!! Welcome To Tuesday:

• OMG... Rise Nation's announced it's closing
• Ricki's Australian Idol Announce.
• We ask you to name and shame
• Amish have ne...
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Full Show: When Pigeons Invade! from 2023-06-12T09:24:03

TGIM!! Why can't it be Monday every day?! 

• What are you 'better then all the rest' at?! There's a 14 year old Space Graduate!
• Let's open up the Mailbag and spread that boot...
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In Case Ya Missed It... The Computer Broke! from 2023-06-11T00:00

When finishing up our show in Melbourne the other day, Tim's computer broke and we were STUCK ON-AIR! In case you missed it, here's the mishap in FULL!

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Best Of The Week: Mistaking Superglue for Eyedrops! from 2023-06-10T00:00

Exactly what it says on tin!

• How brutal was the dutchie?
• How'd ya give yourself permission to shine?
• Did the F-up send you the ER?
• How do you like to smoo...
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Bonus: Naked At The Pub! from 2023-06-09T10:31:58

Let's talk about being naked at the pub! A couple were saddened after finding out the pub they visited got bad reviews purely because of their naked presence!

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Full Show: Planes Could Soon Track Your Drinking! from 2023-06-09T10:10:34

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuuys! Here we go:

• Do you know a climate criminal? 
• Unexpected couples!
• Worst news ever!
• Glossys: P!nk, Taylor Swift, Rebel Wilso...
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Full Show: ‘She Punched My Chicken!’ from 2023-06-08T10:16:10

Happy Thursday, guuuuuuys!

• Two young divas in the room! Paulini joins us live in the studio for Quick Draw!
• Brawls in the supermarket! This lady handed her baby to someone ...
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Full Show: We Couldn’t End Our Show Because The Computer Broke! from 2023-06-07T09:50:53

Happy Wednesday, guuuuuuys!

• What'd ya line up for? We're gonna talk about our croissant experience in Melbourne.
• Off-Broadway chats!
• Which famous rapper's card dec...
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Bonus: Joel Jivin' (The Vajune Edition)! from 2023-06-06T08:44:16

We're celebrate Vajune in style with these female power anthems for the Vajune Edition of Joel Jivin'!

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Bonus: Crackcoon! from 2023-06-06T08:44:07

If you thought Cocaine Bar was funny, wait until you hear the next installment!

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Full Show: Wax Attacks, Superglue Eyedrops&Adding Inches! from 2023-06-06T08:44:01

Happy Tuesday! The whole team is here and we're in Melbourne!

• How'd ya let off the steam? Taylor Swift apparently only dated Matty Healy to 'let off some steam'.
• When wax a...
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Bonus: Disgusting Reason You Shouldn't Sleep Naked! from 2023-06-05T09:16:23

Experts have revealed ONE GROSS THING about sleeping in the nude. You gotta hear this before you consider wearing your bedsheets to bed!

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Bonus: The 5 Signs You're Super Attractive! from 2023-06-05T09:16:08

How annoying is it being so hot? According to an expert, these are the five signs you're super attractive!

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Full Show: Being Super Hot, Sleeping Naked&Drugs In Hot Dogs! from 2023-06-05T09:11:54

TGIM guuuuuys!

• How annoying is it being so hot? A dating expert reveals the signs you're super attractive!
• What have you never done? Let's talk about Noel Gallagher's speed...
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Best Of The Week: Men Are The Worst! from 2023-06-03T20:00

Hey guuuuuuyssss!! Here's our Best Of The Week - exactly what it says on the tin!

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Full Show: Woman With Extreme Body Modifications! from 2023-06-02T09:19:12

Happy Jacuzzi Friday! Let's do this:

• What are you sick of people asking? For Harrison Ford, it's about Indiana Jones vs Hans Solo!
• Weird housemate rules... let's talk about...
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Bonus: Tim Ross' 'Erection' During Quick Draw! from 2023-06-01T09:27:19

Nova royalty, radio legend and TV personality Tim Ross joins us live in studio to play Quick Draw!

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Full Show: "Hi, Howwwrree You?" from 2023-06-01T09:14:24

Happy Thursday, guuuuuysssss!!! Let's get into it:

• Are you the biggest fan?! This Taylor Swift fan wore a nappy to her Eras tour!
• How long's the beef been? We wanna know be...
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Full Show: Sore Losers, Dumb Drivers, Quirky Bathers from 2023-05-31T09:35:11

Happy Wednesday guuuuuuys!

• Sore losers! A husband rages after his partner loses a beauty pageant!
• Dumb drivers! A woman doesn't know how to use a roundabout!
• Quirk...
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Bonus: Men Who Bring Condoms To Funerals! from 2023-05-31T09:34:07

How's this!!! Studies show 8 in 10 men have brought a condom to a funeral 'just in case'! What?!

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Full Show: Albo, Ghosts, Secret Weapons&Stone Cold Hustlers! from 2023-05-30T09:35:17

Happy Tuesday, betchesssssss! Let's get into it:

• Prime Minister Anthony Albanese joins us live to chat about his footy state of choice and The Voice To Parlimament
• Octopus ...
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Bonus: Albo Chats Footy State Of Choice, The Voice To Parliament from 2023-05-30T09:30:21

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese dials in live to chat with us about The Voice to Parliament.

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Full Show: Schapelle Visits Jail, Sick Burns&Smurf Prank! from 2023-05-29T09:12:50

TGIM guuuuuuys!

• Who were you shocked to see? Schapelle visited a WA jail!
• We go through this week's Mailbag!
• Sick burns! Did you hear a good one? Listen to this on...
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Bonus: Bucks Party Prank Leaves Groom Blue In The Face! from 2023-05-29T09:10:11

How did the boys getcha? You gotta hear about this bucks party prank that's doing the rounds all over the socials!

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Best Of The Week: Sit Down, Stand Up from 2023-05-28T20:00

Hey guuuuuuyssss!! Here's our Best Of The Week - exactly what it says on the tin!

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Full Show: Animals Are D*cks! from 2023-05-26T08:40:16

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuys! Let's get into it:

• Ridic rules! A former sorority girl reveals some insane rules she lived by.
• Which animals are d*cks? A killer whale has te...
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Bonus: Joe Hildebrand Vs Joel In Quick Draw! from 2023-05-25T08:28:30

Aussie journo and TV presenter, Joe Hildebrand joins us live in studio to play a game of Quick Draw! Let's go, betchhh!

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Full Show: Toe Rings Unite! from 2023-05-25T08:25:35

Happy Thursday guuuuys! Let's get into it:

• Joe Hildebrand joins us live in the studio to play Quick Draw!
• Toe rings discuss! Rihanna rocks a diamond one!
• Rich peop...
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Bonus: Man Spends $2M To Look Like His Son! from 2023-05-24T08:29:01

What's your ultimate age? This man uses his son's blood to look younger! Find out more here!

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Full Show: Do Men Sit Or Stand On The Loo?! from 2023-05-24T08:21:19

Happy Wednesday, guuuuuys! Here we go:

• What's your ultimate age? A man is spending $2 million a year to have a body like his 18-year-old.
• As a man, do you prefer standing o...
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Bonus: Joel Moves Melissa McCarthy To Tears! from 2023-05-23T09:29:08

Celebrating the release of Disney's The Little Mermaid, Joel went on the 'junket' to chat to Halle Bailey & Melissa McCarthy about the movie. What Joel showed Melissa moved them both to tear...

Full Show: Is A Lap Dance Cheating? from 2023-05-23T09:25:15

Happy Tuesday guuuuys!

• Who's your notable alumni? Lewis Capaldi was greeted by his school with an awful state of himself!
• Joel had a chat with Halle Bailey & Melissa Mc...
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Bonus: Woman Fake Tans Her Baby! from 2023-05-22T21:43:57

Are you mad for the fake tan?! A woman got called out for fake tanning her baby. Hear all about it here!

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Full Show: Stats On Infidelity During A Bucks Night! from 2023-05-22T08:27:47

TGIM guuuyssssss!

• Mad for the fake tan? A woman's being called out for fake tanning her baby!
• Maccas are changing the recipe of their most iconic burgers! What?!
• I...
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Best Of The Week: How Do You Distract Your Opponent? from 2023-05-21T00:00

Hey guuuuuuyssss!! Here's our Best Of The Week - exactly what it says on the tin!

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Full Show: How To Erase Ex's In Your Photos App! from 2023-05-19T09:05:45

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuuys! Let's crack open a tin and get in:

• How far did you go to erase the ex? There's an iPhone setting that allows you to hide your ex in your Photos app!<...
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Full Show: Scammers, Horny Grandparents&Miguel Mastere! from 2023-05-18T09:17:34

Happy Thursday, guuuuuuuys! Here we go:

• Scammers! What’d ya do for the dosh? These UK scammers are offering cash to pose as dads for immigrants!
• How many wonders have ya do...
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Full Show: Boogers On The Steering Wheel! from 2023-05-17T10:12:26

Happy Wednesday, guuuuuys! Let's get into it:

• Was the fight a family affair? A brawl broke out at Disneyworld!
• What's the last thing you googled? A Dad at a Taylor Swift co...
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Full Show: Using Fake Boobs To Distract Opponents! from 2023-05-16T08:54:55

Happy Tuesday, guuuuys! Joel’s back from Liverpool - yaaaaaas betch! Let’s get into it:

• Kayaking Bits! A man was doing just that until a Tiger Shark tried to attack his kayak! Whaaa...
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Full Show: Gay, Straight Or Bi-Carb Soda! from 2023-05-15T08:53:33

TGIM, guuuuuys! Here we go:

• LOL DAD! It’s Karl’s last day being Joel’s understudy and you have to hear what Karl’s backup plan was when he lost his phone!
• Inmate negotiatio...
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KFC Mashies Are Back! 🍗 from 2023-05-15T08:52:39

🚨 VERY IMPORTANT PSA! 🚨

After almost 12 years, KFC are bringing back their iconic Mashies to their menu for a limited time. Joel's understudy Karl Stefanovic is soooo keen about it! Lis...

Full Show: 'A Fox Shat In My Drink!' from 2023-05-12T08:36:26

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuys!:

• Pub tales! Let's hear them. A fox shat in someone's drink!
• Who's giving you the shits? Beyonce was an hour late to her show and had to pull ...
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Full Show: Sunrise&Today Show In One Room! from 2023-05-11T10:01:55

Happy Thursday, guuuuys! Let's do this:

• Morning show rivals Sunrise's Nat Barr & Today's Karl Stefanovic are in one room and they're versing each other in a game of Quick Draw!<...
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Full Show: She Put Her Cartilage In The Spaghetti! from 2023-05-10T09:13:17

Happy Wednesday, guuuuys! Let’s do this:

• Sibling age gaps! Robert DeNiro’s in his 70s and still having babies!
• Tight dads! This guy uses ONE lightbulb for the whole house!<...
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Full Show: 'Only Women Should Go To Mars!' from 2023-05-09T08:57:18

Happy Tuesday, guuuuys! Let’s do this:

• What are the girls better at? Apparently they’re more efficient to go on the Mars mission, hear why!
• Side hustles! Wait til you find ...
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Full Show: He Was Sucking My Toes! from 2023-05-08T09:52:55

TGIM, guuuuuys!!! Joel’s currently covering Eurovision so his understudy, Karl Stefanovic is with us liiiiiive!

• Coronation Chat! There’s a lot here to unpack: from his glove, fake s...
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Full Show: Peen-Shaped Icebergs! from 2023-05-05T09:19:34

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuuys!

• Did you break protocol? Here's why Russell Crowe wasn't invited to the King's Coronation!
• Joel goes through all his Eurovision tips before j...
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Full Show: There’s An Underwear City! from 2023-05-04T08:29:36

It’s Thursday, guuuuuysss! Let’s do this:

• Celebrity chef Khanh Ong joins us live to verse Joel in Quick Draw!
• Did your wish come true? A 92-year-old woman’s wish to see som...
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Full Show: Man Drilled Head To Always Stay High! from 2023-05-03T08:59:53

Happy Wednesday, guuuuys! Let’s get into it:

• Dumb dumb moments! Witness Elon Musk’s epic fail at the presentation of his Cybertruck!
• What gives you a high? A man drilled hi...
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Full Show: It’s MET Gala time, betchessss! from 2023-05-02T08:36:43

Hey betttttch, let’s get into this Tuesday:

• MET GALA!! Oh yes, we’re going through the looks and what went down on those steps!
• Bad Tatts! Let’s hear about them. A man got ...
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Full Show: Man With Micropenis Explains His Dating Game! from 2023-05-01T09:50:10

TGIM, guuuuys! Let’s get into it:

• Childish habits… what are yours?! Warren Buffett has eating habits of a 6-year-old!
• We get into your messages and comments with Mailbag! Listen

Full Show: James Corden Is Done! from 2023-04-28T08:15

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuys! Let's do it:

• What do you want to celebrate today? We're celebrating the end of James Corden on The Late Late Show!
• Inappropriate costumes! Th...
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Full Show: Spider In My Ear! from 2023-04-27T09:01:49

We’re across the country today…. LITERALLY! Here we go:

• Sheppard joins us live in the studio for a game of Quick Draw!
• What’s ya weird food combo?! Check out this weeeeiiir...
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Full Show: Fatboy Slim Is Right Here, Right Now! from 2023-04-26T08:49:51

Back from the public holiday… it’s Wednesday, guuuuys! Let’s do this:

• How long did you last on the job?! Apparrently Gen Z’s are the most difficult workers according to employers! Listen

Full Show: Man Killed By Flying Cow! from 2023-04-24T08:29:58

Thank God it’s Monday, guuuuuuys! Let’s do this:

• How out of the loop are you? A fan shazams Tiny Dancer at an Elton John concert!
• We go through your messag...
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Best Of The Week: Things We Missed! from 2023-04-23T20:00

Exactly what it says on the tin, guuuuuys:

• Things we missed!
• Worst Gig Ever?
• What do you love to watch?
• Gnarly Smells!
• Wasting Time!
• Wee...
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Full Show: School Hosts A Licking Competition! from 2023-04-21T08:54:51

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuuuys! Let’s end the week well:

• We start it off with a Karaoke edition of the Rave Cave!
• What did you get away with?! A convict strolled out of pr...
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Full Show: Got That Unhinged Energy! from 2023-04-20T09:13:47

Happy Thursday, guuuuuys! Let’s do this:

• Standup comedian Becky Lucas joins us for a game of Quick Draw!
• What unhinged thing happened today? Eclipse season...
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'The White Lotus' Season 3 Location CONFIRMED! from 2023-04-20T06:38:12

Blackers' got some gooood goss! His mate is working for The White Lotus and let the official location slip through... you'd wanna hear this!!

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Full Show: Fanny Chmelar! from 2023-04-19T08:53:40

Happy Wednesday, guuuuys!

• How’d ya get em?! A woman gets revenge by planting a smelly trap for ex using an octopus!
• Gamers, where you at?! Listen