Podcasts by Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe
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Ep. 184 Ganja&Hess: “The Tale of Free Love and Free Blood” from 2022-02-23T08:01
Kim tells Ket about the 1973 art house film, Ganja & Hess. The girls are so excited to see their old friend, Duane Jones, without that pesky Barbler around (see Listen
Ep. 183: Candyman (2021) -- “The Tale of Trypophobia” from 2022-02-16T08:01
Ep. 183: Candyman (2021): “The Tale of Trypophobia”
Ket tells Kim about Nia DaCosta’s Candyman starring Yahya Abdull-Mateen II and Teyonah Parris. Did you guys ...
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Ep. 182: Scream (2022) “The Tale of Stolen Double Dings” from 2022-02-09T08:01
Kim tells Ket about the 5th installment of the Scream franchise starring all your favorites, plus some new faces like Jenna Ortega, Jack Quaid, and Melissa Barrera. Ketryn asserts that the histo...
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Ep. 181: Sugar Hill - “The Tale of #CRONEGOALS” from 2022-02-02T08:01
Ket tells Kim about the 1974 blaxploitation horror Sugar Hill, starring Marki Bey, in honor of Black History Month. This episode marks an historic moment. Kim… tells Ket… a story she’s NEVER hea...
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Ep. 180: The Night House -- “The Tale of Rebeccatha at Dawnsk” from 2022-01-26T08:01
Kim tells Ket about the thrilling tear-jerker The Night House, starring Rebecca Hall. Kim may or may not have been visited by a real life ghost while recording. Ketryn finds the scariest part of...
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Ep. 179: Scream 4: “The Tale of Kevin&Kevin” from 2022-01-19T08:01
Ket tells Kim about Scream 4 (2011) in preparation for Scream, the 5th installment! In this episode, Ketryn learns, and proceeds to reject, the correct definition of wizened. Kevin Williamson pu...
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Ep. 178: Lake Placid: “The Tale of How Bill Pullman Should Have Won America’s Next Top Model” from 2022-01-12T08:00
Kim tells Ket about Lake Placid starring Bridget Fonda, Bill Pullman, Oliver Platt and BETTY FRIGGIN’ WHITE! In honor of her passing, we’re feeding some giant sweet little baby crocodiles. We al...
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Ep. 177: New Year’s Evil: “The Tale Of The Band: Sounds Of Feet” from 2022-01-05T17:26:09
Ket tells Kim about the 1980 NYE horror, New Year’s Evil, starring Roz Kelly, Kip Niven and Chris Wallace. It’s 2022 and all is well… riiiight?? Dear god, please. Kim has a new job as a Lieutena...
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Ep. 176: Live Holiday Special: “The Tale of Last Year’s Christmas” from 2021-12-29T08:00
Recorded live for the Holiday Special last year, 2020, the girls take turns telling each other an episode from Christmas horror TV. Ket tells Kim about an episode of Monsters, called A New Woman...
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Ep. 175: P2: “The Tale of Christmas in Parking Lot Space” from 2021-12-22T08:00
Kim tells Ket about the Christmas classic, P2, starring professional hot creep, Wes Bentley, and Rachel Nichols. The girls become acquainted with an all new, but equally as terrifying, type of s...
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Ep. 174: Jack Frost: “The Tale of Science Tits” from 2021-12-15T14:05
Ket tells Kim about Jack Frost starring Michael Keaton… wait, what? Oh, no, it’s the one from the year before starring Scott MacDonald. Guys… the real story, though, is about that kid that is we...
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Ep. 173: Scream 3: “The Tale of Gewey, Dale and Doctortective” from 2021-12-08T08:00
Ep. 173: Scream 3: “The Tale of Gewey, Dale and Doctortective”
Kim stretches out her birthday by telling Ket about Scream 3 starring all our faves! Praise be to...
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Ep. 172: 30 Days of Night: “The Tale of the All-Inclusive Vampire Resort” from 2021-12-01T08:00
Ket tells Kim about 30 Days of Night starring Kim’s boyfriend, Josh Hartnett. Yes, that’s right. For her early birthday present to Kim, Ket told her about another JH joint that Kim wasn’t able t...
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Ep. 171: Motel Hell: “The Tale of the Official Meat Slogan Contest” from 2021-11-24T08:00
Kim tells Ket about the Thanksgiving (?) classic, Motel Hell, starring Grandzaddy Rory Calhoun. This was a Patreon pick and they did not disappoint. Kim bulks up her inanimate object impersonati...
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Ep. 170: THE FACULTY: “The Tale of Kim's Pantsless, Skinless, Boneless Body” from 2021-11-17T05:00
Ket tells Kim about the 1998 teen horror installment, The Faculty, starring everyone you've ever seen and Kim's #1 badboy heartthrob, Josh Hartnett. It also stars Ketryn's close personal friends...
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Ep. 169: Don’t Breathe: “The Tale of Doing the Crimes” from 2021-11-10T07:00
Kim tells Ket about Don’t Breathe starring Stephen Lang and Jane Levy. They quickly establish that Ketryn does not do “the crimes” and lament the bad day of the bank teller that had to cash out ...
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Survive the Cellar Season 1 Finale! Brea Grant, Graham Skipper, Jeremy Gardner from 2021-11-04T10:00
This week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, welcomed back some of Wendell’s favorite victims: Brea Grant (Lucky), Graham Skipper (Sequence Break) and Jeremy Gardner (<...
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Ep. 168: Society (1989): “The Tale of the NOT Hot Kind of Daddy” from 2021-11-03T09:00
Ket tells Kim about the bonkers Society starring Billy Warlock and Devin DeVasquez with effects by SCREAMING MAD GEORGE!!! And he is, in fact, mad. And probably screaming. And George. Ketryn ass...
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Ep. 166: Thir13en Ghosts: “The Tale of That Old Knight from Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade” from 2021-10-20T10:00
Ep. 165: The Mist: “The Tale of Hot Dog Measurement System” from 2021-10-13T10:00
Ep. 164: Book of Monsters: “The Tale of Gertrude Van Helsing” from 2021-10-06T10:00
Ep. 163: Malignant: The Tale of Dumb Dead Dickless Derek from 2021-09-29T10:00
Ep. 162: The Visit: The Tale of Movie Theater Bathrooms from 2021-09-22T10:00
Ep. 161: Tourist Trap: The Tale of Wet Diapey from 2021-09-15T10:00
Ep. 160: Tale from the Crypt: Demon Knight: “The Tale of Trying to Fend off Billy Zane (But Not That Hard)” from 2021-09-08T10:00
Ep. 159: Candyman (1992): “The Tale of That F#!$ing Baby” from 2021-09-01T10:00
Ep. 158: Live! Drunk Horror with Paige Taylor - Madame of Horror - THEY LIVE: “The Tale of Drinks in October” from 2021-08-25T10:00
Ep. 157: Live! Horrible Imaginings Campfire Tales: “The Tale of February in August” from 2021-08-18T10:00
Ep. 156: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter: “The Tale of the Terrible Trials of Climbing into a Raft Naked” from 2021-08-11T10:00
Ep. 155: Caveat: “The Tale of Very Expensive Itemized Invoices” from 2021-08-04T10:00
Ep. 154: Werewolves Within: “The Tale of the Longest Scarf” from 2021-07-28T10:00
Ep. 153: Live! Drunk Horror with Paige Taylor - Madame of Horror - Leprechaun: “The Tale of St. Paddy’s Day in July” from 2021-07-21T10:00
Ep. 152: Live! Horrible Imaginings Campfire Tales: “The Tale of Winter in Summer” from 2021-07-14T10:00
Ep. 151: Live! Horrible Imaginings Campfire Tales: “The Tale of September in July” from 2021-07-07T10:00
Ep. 150: Live! Horrible Imaginings Campfire Tales: “The Tale of October in June” from 2021-06-30T10:00
Ep. 149: The Babadook: “The Tale of the Accordion Womb” from 2021-06-23T10:00
Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 9: Chelsea Stardust and Hayley Griffith from 2021-06-21T10:00
Ep. 148: What Keeps You Alive: “The Tale of Relationship Space - The Scariest Space of All” from 2021-06-16T10:00
Ep. 147: Alien: “The Tale of SPACE Space” from 2021-06-09T10:00
Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 8: Mike Mendez and Sadie Katz from 2021-06-07T10:00
Ep. 146: Army of the Dead: “The Tale of SamArmy of the Dead” from 2021-06-02T10:00
Ep. 145: Blacula: “The Tale of Vampire Science” from 2021-05-26T10:00
Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 7: Matt Mercer and Graham Skipper from 2021-05-24T10:00
Ep. 144: Horror Express: “The Tale of ‘BrphBrphBrphBrph’” from 2021-05-19T10:00
Ep. 143: Lucky: “The Tale of ‘Blueberries’” from 2021-05-12T10:00
Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 6: Brea Grant and Natasha Kermani from 2021-05-10T10:00
Ep. 142: Club Dread: “The Tale of Holdin’ Dick(testines) to Save Humanity Part II” from 2021-05-05T10:00
Ep. 141: Anything For Jackson: “The Tale of Conversations with Dino Bones” from 2021-04-28T10:00
Barbara Crampton and Travis Stevens from 2021-04-26T12:00
Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 5: Barbara Crampton and Travis Stevens from 2021-04-26T10:00
Ep. 140: Lights Out: “The Tale of Reverse Peter Panning” from 2021-04-21T10:00
Ep. 139: Uncle Peckerhead: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Biopic” from 2021-04-14T10:00
Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 4: Maritte (Marty) Go and Hana Mae Lee from 2021-04-12T10:00
Ep. 138: Hunter, Hunter: “The Tale of Homonym Problems” from 2021-04-07T10:00
Ep. 137: Oculus: “The Tale of Personal Growth Mindset Work for Mirrors” from 2021-03-31T10:00
Ep. 136: The House on Sorority Row: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Assortment of Cane Toppers” from 2021-03-24T10:00
Ep. 135: Attack the Block: “The Tale of the Poor Man’s Peloton” from 2021-03-17T10:00
Ep. 134: Antebellum: “The Tale of How Racists Don’t Deserve the Moon” from 2021-03-10T11:00
Ep. 133: Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master: “The Tale of Sir Kotzwinkle the Emu” from 2021-03-03T11:00
Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar from 2021-03-01T11:00
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Ep. 132: Promising Young Woman: “The Tale of Nice Guys and Kumquat Liqueur” Plus! An Interview with Molly Henery from 2021-02-24T11:00
Ep. 131: Jennifer’s Body: “The Tale of Kim and Ket in 2009” Plus! An Interview with Caitlin Durante from 2021-02-17T11:00
Ep. 130: Raw: “The Tale of Forced Parties at Vet School” Plus! An Interview with Kyasia Fields from 2021-02-10T11:00
Ep. 129: Re-Animator: “The Tale of Spooky Trips in the Uppy-Downy” Plus! An Exclusive Interview with Barbara Crampton from 2021-02-03T11:00
13: Ep. 13 The Purge: Election Year: “The Tale of YOU BETTER HAVE EFFING VOTED” from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ket tells Kim about The Purge: Election Year, starring Elizabeth Mitchell and Frank Grillo… not Jon Bernthal. Depending on the results of OUR election, this telling will either be a tale of what we...
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Ep. 128: Gretel and Hansel: “The Tale of Smelling Kim Too Much and Now It’s Super Weird” from 2021-01-27T11:00
Ep. 127: Pyewacket: “The Tale of Sleeveless Turtlenecks” from 2021-01-20T11:00
Ep. 126: Cursed: “The Tale of Being Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs” from 2021-01-13T11:00
Ep. 125: His House: “The Tale of Being Underslept and Overhaunted” from 2021-01-06T11:00
Ep. 124: Freaky: “The Tale of Killer Daddy” from 2020-12-30T11:00
Ep. 123: Better Watch Out: “The Tale of Betting 100 Tampons on Jeremy” from 2020-12-23T11:00
Ep. 122: Misery: “The Tale of Ketryn Bates and Kim Caan” from 2020-12-16T11:00
Ep. 121: Texas Chainsaw Massacre: “A Thesis in Defense of Leatherface” from 2020-12-09T11:00
Ep. 120: Audition: “The Tale of Bulls in a China Shop” from 2020-12-02T11:00
Ep. 119: Escape Room: “The Tale of Puzzle Orgies” from 2020-11-25T11:00
Ep. 118: Ghost Ship: “The Tale of Aesop’s Fable of Ghosts and Gold” from 2020-11-18T14:00
Ep. 117: Friday the 13th Part III 3D: “The Tale of the Daughter of a Horse Girl” from 2020-11-11T11:00
Kim tells Ket about the third installment of their journey through Friday the 13th with part III in 3D starring Dana Kimmell, Tracie Savage, and Richard Brooker. And we finally get some hockey mas...
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Ep. 116: Idle Hands: “The Tale of the Messages of our Youth” from 2020-11-04T11:00
Ket tells Kim about Idle Hands starring the longest running dude on her wall: Devon Sawa. It also stars business mogul, Jessica Alba, along with Seth Green and Vivica A. Fox. Despite their decades ...
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Ep. 115: Christine: “The Tale of Honking Your Own Horn” from 2020-10-28T10:00
Kim tells Ket about Christine based on the novel by Stephen King. In honor of the season, the girls’ patrons got to vote on a flick from the Duke of Halloween himself: John Carpenter. Ket get’s “ju...
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Welcome to Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe! from 2020-10-28T05:30:45
Ep. 114: The Guest: “The Tale of a Very Sexy Stalk of Corn” from 2020-10-21T10:00
Ket tells Kim about The Guest starring Dan Stevens and Maika Monroe. Ket picked it to ogle Dan Stevens and that mission… was accomplished. You know what mission wasn’t accomplished? Filming the rig...
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Ep. 113: Ravenous: “The Tale of Creepin’ it Real Sexy” from 2020-10-14T10:00
Kim tells Ket about the sexual romp Ravenous starring Guy Pearce, Robert Carlyle and David Arquette. THEN our girls Bianca and Ashley over at the incredible podcast Creep it Real join the girls to ...
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Ep. 112: Spiral: “The Tale of Everyone Communicates Openly… JK!” from 2020-10-07T10:00
Ket tells Kim about the Shudder Original Spiral starring Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman, Ari Cohen and Jennifer Laporte. The girls argue over the use of the term diddy bag (YES - IT’S REAL!). They both rea...
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Ep. 111: Saw: “The Tale of Our Brain Houses” from 2020-09-30T10:00
Kim tells Ket about the OG Saw starring Cary Elwes, Leigh Whannell and everyone's favorite detective, Danny Glover. The girls announce that they'll be immortalized as Funko Pop dolls for one lucky ...
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Ep. 110: Soulmate: “The Tale of Kim’s Dating Secretary” from 2020-09-23T10:00
Chosen by our amazing patrons, Ket tells Kim about Soulmate in honor of Women Directors Month starring Anna Walton, Tom Wisdom and Tanya Myers. Ketryn applies for a new position that she created an...
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Ep. 109: 1BR: “The Tale of LA - A Documentary” from 2020-09-16T10:00
Kim tells Ket about the Netflix original 1BR starring Nicole Brydon Bloom, Giles Matthey and Taylor Nichols. The girls will determine that there are two types of people in this world: nightgown peo...
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Ep. 108: The Shed: “The Tale of Mob Sturgeon and The Knife Girls - One Night Only - Tix on Sale Now!” from 2020-09-09T10:00
Ket tells Kim about the shudder original The Shed, starring Jay Jay Warren, Cody Kostro, and Sofia Happonen. The girls are joining and opening for several bands and shan’t let their complete lack ...
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53: Ep. 107: Daniel Isn’t Real: “The Tale of the Lure of a Cheesy Gordita Crunch” from 2020-09-02T10:00
Kim tells Ket about Daniel Isn't Real starring Miles Robbins and Patrick Schwarzenegger. So come join our very exclusive cult that no one is allowed to join. The entrance fee is making Ketryn cry w...
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Ep. 106: The Frighteners: “The Tale of Kim’s New Ghost Dog BFF” from 2020-08-26T10:00
Ketryn tells Kim about The Frighteners starring Michael J. Fox (national treasure), Trini Alvarado (not Andi McDowell), Dee Wallace (ET’s Mom), and Jake Busey (Gary Busey’s kid). Kim has adopted a ...
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Ep. 105: Drag Me to Hell: “The Tale of Mary Ty and LerMoore” from 2020-08-19T10:00
Kim tells Ket about The Curious Case of Benjamin Button starring Brad Pitt! (Just kidding! What is our podcast?) It’s Sam Raimi’s Drag Me to Hell starring Alison Lohman and Justin Long. As always, ...
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Ep. 104: Host: “The Tale of a Refreshing Dip in the Baby Baptism Pool” from 2020-08-12T10:00
Ket tells Kim about the film taking Shudder by storm, Host (2020), starring Haley Bishop, Jemma Moore, Emma Louise Webb, Radina Drandova and Caroline Ward. Kim really changes her tune about a Cinq...
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Ep. 103: Child’s Play: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Questionable Parenting” from 2020-08-05T10:00
Kim tells Ket about Child’s Play starring Chris Sarandon, Catherine Hicks and Alex Vincent. The girls explore the benefit of putting kids on leashes and Ketryn warns against buying your children to...
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Ep. 102: Teeth: “The Tale of Vampire Doors - Front AND Back” from 2020-07-29T10:00
Ket tells Kim about Teeth starring Jess Wiexler. This is a pick from our Patrons over at Patreon and it was… a doozy. (Trigger warnings abound!) The girls explain vampire doors, dick vampires, and ...
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Ep. 101: Lyle: “The Tale of Chairs - The Podcast” from 2020-07-22T10:00
Kim tells Ket about Lyle starring Gaby Hoffman and Ingrid Jungermann (Bergman?). They unveil their new podcast all about the riveting world of chairs and they try to get to the bottom of what they ...
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Ep. 100: The Tale of Kim and Ket Stay Alive… 100 times! from 2020-07-15T10:00
Kim and Ket recount 100 episodes of laughter, friendship and staying alive… maybe. Thanks to their #Sammies, they’ve made it this far and have no intention of stopping! The girls recount their favo...
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Ep. 99: The People under the Stairs: “The Tale of Bedazzled Gimps” from 2020-07-08T10:00
Ket tells Kim about The People Under the Stairs starring Brandon Quintin Adams, A.J. Langer and Ving Rhames. This movie turned Kim into a straight-up wet robot (what???). We explore when it is and ...
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Ep. 98: The Final Girls: “The Tale of Rulesy V. McJudy” from 2020-07-01T10:00
Kim tells Ket about The Final Girls starring Malin Akerman, Taissa Farmiga and literally everyone else. Ket starts off the telling by offending their large Gertrude population. We also get to the b...
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Ep. 97: The Lighthouse: ”The Tale of Jesus and Cedric Diggory Bonin’ Shoes” from 2020-06-24T10:00
Ket tells Kim about The Lighthouse starring Willem Dafoe (Jesus) and Rob Pattinson (Cedric Diggory). We start off the episode with Kim’s harrowing journey to the Coachella for ants. Then we segue i...
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Ep. 96: The Invisible Man: “The Tale of The Patron Saint of Music and WWJD” from 2020-06-17T10:00
Kim tells Ket about The Invisible Man (2020) starring Elisabeth Moss. In quarantine, Ketryn has become a full blown goldfish with a 3 second memory. But they do coin a new phrase: The Sammarmy. The...
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Ep. 95: Slaughterhouse Rulez: “The Tale of Lactose-Induced Severe Bloating” from 2020-06-10T10:00
Ket tells Kim about Slaughterhouse Rulez starring Michael Sheen and Simon Pegg. It should have been Harry Potter meets horror. Instead it was confusion meets indigestion. Kim ends up having to carr...
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#PodcastBlackOut from 2020-06-03T16:54:58
Hi Sammies, we will not be releasing an episode today. This is our time to listen and to step up to support our black brother and sisters. Here are some links on ways we can engage and educate ours...
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Ep. 94: The Lodge: “The Tale of the Venn Diagram of Step Mom Horror” from 2020-05-27T10:00
Kim tells Ket about The Lodge starring Riley Keough. The girls find them in a purgatory-like, snow space yet again. We learn that Kim’s 80’s ghost has been cheating on her and is engaged. Speaking ...
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Ep. 93: The Ritual: “The Tale of Releasing the Krakaren” from 2020-05-20T10:00
Ket tells Kim about The Ritual starring Rafe Spall, Arsher Ali, Robert James-Collier and Sam Troughton. Kim teaches us all the British slang she’s learned over the years being a “right slag.” They ...
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Ep. 92: The Conjuring 2: “The Tale of Talking About Our Ghosts” from 2020-05-13T10:00
Kim tells Ket about The Conjuring 2 starring Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson. The girls discuss the Mandela Effect (which I could swear they’ve discussed before - but maybe that was in an alternate...
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Ep. 91: Porno: “The Tale of Be Careful What You Ask For” from 2020-05-06T10:00
Ket tells Kim about the Fangoria film, Porno, starring Jillian Mueller, Robbie Tann, Larry Saperstein, Glenn Stott, and Evan Daves. Welp, the girls wanted to see more dick. Man, did they get it. Ye...
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Ep. 90: Slumber Party Massacre: “The Tale of Snail Massacres in the Kimdom” from 2020-04-29T10:00
Kim tells Ket about Slumber Party Massacre (thanks to their amazing Patrons!) starring Michelle Michaels and Robin Stille. It starts off rocky. They forget to cheers and therefore have to start the...
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Ep. 89: Harpoon: “The Tale of Quarantine with a Speargun… or a Harpoon - HAHAHA” from 2020-04-22T10:00
Ket tells Kim about Harpoon starring Munro Chambers, Christopher Gray and Emily Tyra. The girls are still in quarantine and they’re gettin’ weird with it. Ket is buying too many pillows, getting we...
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Ep.88: Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: ““The Tale of People Named Chad and What to Do About It” from 2020-04-15T10:00
Kim tells Ket about Tucker & Dale vs. Evil starring Tyler Labine, Alan Tudyk and Katrina Bowden. The most important lesson we can learn is that being named Chad is not your fault… not changing your...
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Ep. 87: Repo! The Genetic Opera: “The Tale of Giles the DILF” from 2020-04-08T10:00
Ket tells Kim about Repo (not man)! The Genetic Opera starring Anthony Head, Paul Sorvino and Bill Moseley. It’s their first remote recording since that quarantine life began and they miss each oth...
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Ep. 86: Bliss: “A Tale of a Simpler Time on Bath Salts” from 2020-04-01T10:00
Kim tells Ket about Bliss starring Dora Madison, Jeremy Gardner and our buddy Graham Skipper. Let the girls transport you back to a far simpler time when we could leave our house and all we had to ...
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Ep. 85: A Tale of Two Sisters: “And Also A Tale of Life in the Time of Quarantine” from 2020-03-25T10:00
Ket tells Kim about our Patreon Pick, A Tale of Two SIsters starring Soo-Jung Lim and Guen-Young Moon. The girls begin to process the world-wide quarantine (WASH YOUR HANDS AND STAY HOME!) and brin...
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Ep. 84: A Quiet Place: “The Tale of ‘A Loud Place’, starring Arik Martin” from 2020-03-18T10:00
Kim tells Ket about A Quiet Place (FINALLY) starring Emily Blunt and John Krasinski. What better way to brave the apocalypse than by watching a movie about the apocalypse? The girls decide that the...
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Ep. 83: Friday the 13th Part 2: “The Tale of Jason Burpsmap” from 2020-03-11T10:00
Ket tells Kim about installment number 2 of the saga of Jason Voorhees starring Amy Steel and John Furey. We just gotta see how this whole “Jason thing” is playing out! Here are a couple things we ...
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Ep. 82: A Dark Song: “A Tale of Jerry Tooneytown” from 2020-03-04T11:00
Kim tells Ket about A Dark Song starring Catherine Walker and Steve Oram. There will be a shocking reveal about who is actually more in danger of being cultified. We’ll get to the bottom of Kim an...
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Ep. 81: American Mary: “The Tale of Arik Keeping our Stool from Falling Over” from 2020-02-26T11:00
Ket tells Kim about Arik’s Birthday pick by The Soska Sisters, American Mary starring Katherine Isabelle. So grab an extra turkey leg from your sutured turkeys and buckle up. It’s gonna be a bloody...
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Ep. 80: A Girls Walks Home Alone at Night: “The Tale of the 1956 Chevy… or Some Completely Other Car.” from 2020-02-19T11:00
Kim tells Kim about A Girls Walks Home Alone at Night starring Sheila Vand, Arash Marandi Marshall Manesh. It’s the third contribution to Women in Horror Month and our monthly Patreon pick! We’ll l...
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Ep. 79: The Love Witch: “The PSA for the Danger of Pheromones” from 2020-02-12T11:00
Ep. 79: The Love Witch: “The PSA for the Danger of Pheromones”
Ket tells Kim about The Love Witch starring Samantha Robinson. We’ve got a love-addicted witch, ren-faire cosplay, jars of tampons...
Ep. 78 ½: Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer from 2020-02-05T11:01
Ep. 78 ½: Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer
Did everyone do their homework? Kim tells Ket about the Netflix documentary Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer about the...
Ep. 78 ½: Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer from 2020-02-05T11:01
Ep. 78 ½: Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer
Did everyone do their homework? Kim tells Ket about the Netflix documentary Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer abo...
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Ep. 78: Tragedy Girls: “The Tale of Captain Hammerhands in the Wood Shop” from 2020-02-05T11:00
Ep. 78: Tragedy Girls: “The Tale of Captain Hammerhands in the Wood Shop”
Kim tells Ket about Tragedy Girls starring Brianna Hildebrand and Alexandra Shipp. Listen up, Erasers! Enrollment opens...
Ep. 77: Fright Night (1985): “The Tale of the Journey of Amy: Girl, You’re a Queen” from 2020-01-29T11:00
Ep. 77: Fright Night (1985): “The Tale of the Journey of Amy: Girl, You’re a Queen”
Ket tells Kim about our #Sammie Patrons' vote: Fright Night starring Chris Sarandon, Amanda Bearse, Roddy McD...
Ep. 76: Parasite: “The Tale of Big Grandma Energy 2020” from 2020-01-22T11:00
Ep. 76: Parasite: “The Tale of Big Grandma Energy 2020”
Kim tells Ket about the gut-wrenching, critically acclaimed and award winning Parasite starring Kang-ho Sung, Sun-kyun Lee and Yeo-jeong ...
Ep. 75: The Invitation: “The Tale of Code Red on the Kim Cult Alarm” from 2020-01-15T11:00
Ep. 75: The Invitation: “The Tale of Code Red on the Kim Cult Alarm”
Ket tells Kim about The Invitation starring Logan Marshall-Green and Tammy Blanchard. Kim revisits her budding career in the...
Ep. 74: The Evil Dead: “The Tale of Rickety Jickety Cream-Colored Turtlenecks from 2020-01-08T11:00
Ep. 74: The Evil Dead: “The Tale of Rickety Jickety Cream-Colored Turtlenecks
Kim tells Ket about Sam Raimi’s OG The Evil Dead starring the one and only Bruce mothereffin’ Campbell, Ellen Sandw...
Ep. 73: The Thing: “The Tale of Holdin’ Dicks to Save Humanity” from 2020-01-01T11:00
Ep. 73: The Thing: “The Tale of Holdin’ Dicks to Save Humanity”
Ket tells Kim about John Carpenter’s The Thing starring Kurt “Baby Blues” Russell, Wilford Brimley and Keith David. Ketryn braved...
Ep. 72: Anna and the Apocalypse: “The Tale of Dick the Halls with Zombie Love” from 2019-12-25T11:00
Ep. 72: Anna and the Apocalypse: “The Tale of Dick the Halls with Zombie Love”
Kim tells Ket about Anna and the Apocalypse starring Ella Hunt, Malcolm Cumming and Ben Wiggins. Kim’s little musi...
Ep. 71: SIlent Night, Deadly Night: “The Tale of Too Many Boobs” from 2019-12-18T11:00
Ep. 71: Silent Night, Deadly Night: “The Tale of Too Many Boobs”
Ket tells Kim about the winner of our Patreon poll: Silent Night, Deadly Night starring Robert Brian Wilson, Lilyan Chauvin and ...
Ep. 70: Friday the 13th: “The Tale of How The Hell Has Ketryn Not Seen This Before?” from 2019-12-11T11:00
Ep. 70: Friday the 13th: “The Tale of How The Hell Has Ketryn Not Seen This Before?”
Kim tells Ket about Friday the 13th starring Betsy Palmer, Adrienne King and Kevin Bacon. So, naturally, the...
Morbid Mini-Monday from 2019-12-09T11:00
Merrrrryyy Black Christmas Sammies! It's the end of the year and we're making some ch-ch-changes... Our Morbid Mini-Monday episodes will now be available over on our Patreon under our new $3 Jess ...
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Ep. 69: Dead Snow: “The Tale of Giraffe Birds in the Crevasse” from 2019-12-04T11:00
Ep. 69: Dead Snow: “The Tale of Giraffe Birds in the Crevasse”
Ket tells Kim about the Norwegian horror Dead Snow starring Lasse Valdal, Charlotte Frogner and Vegar Hoel. So deadbolt your inte...
Morbid Mini-Monday 30: Knives Out from 2019-12-02T11:00
Morbid Mini-Monday 30: Knives Out
Ket tells Kim about the (maybe) horror whodunnit, Knives Out, starring everyone you’ve ever heard of (including Queen Jamie Lee Curtis for whom Ket fucked up t...
Ep. 68: You’re Next: “The Tale of Some Home Alone Shit” from 2019-11-27T10:00
Ep. 68: You’re Next: “The Tale of Some Home Alone Shit”
Kim tells Ket about the (sort of) Thanksgiving horror classic You’re Next starring Sharni Vinson, Joe Swanberg and AJ Bowen. We’ll introd...
Morbid Mini-Monday 29: Antebellum from 2019-11-25T10:00
Morbid Mini-Monday 29: Antebellum
Kim tells Ket about the mini-MINI trailer for Antebellum. It’s just a teaser so your guess is as good as ours as to the full extent of the genius masterpiece w...
Ep. 67: American Gothic: “The Tale of Where’s Paul?” from 2019-11-20T10:00
Ep. 67: American Gothic: “The Tale of Where’s Paul?”
Ket tells Kim about the demented family horror, American Gothic starring Sarah Torgov, Rod Steiger and Yvonne De Carlo. We meet an ACTUAL mi...
Morbid Mini-Monday 28: The Grudge from 2019-11-18T10:00
Morbid Mini-Monday 28: The Grudge
Kim tells Ket about The Grudge trailer remake starring Betty Gilpin. And there is absolutely no way to know any other information about this film, at all, exce...
Ep. 66: House of the Devil: “The Tale of Huggin’ and Cuttin’ Pizzas” from 2019-11-13T10:00
Ep. 66: House of the Devil: “The Tale of Huggin’ and Cuttin’ Pizzas”
Kim tells Ket about House of the Devil starring Jocelin Donahue, Greta Gerwig and Tom Noonan. Kim has a date with truffle pa...
Morbid Mini-Monday 27: The Invisible Man from 2019-11-11T10:00
Morbid Mini-Monday 27: The Invisible Man
Ket tells Kim about The Invisible Man starring the girls’ other girlfriend, Elizabeth Moss. I don’t know what the big damn deal is! Let’s “Sheet ‘n’ Flo...
Ep. 65: The Taking of Deborah Logan: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Cure for Alzheimers” from 2019-11-06T10:00
Ep. 65: The Taking of Deborah Logan: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Cure for Alzheimers”
Ket tells Kim about the found footage film, The Taking of Deborah Logan, starring Jill Larson, Anne Ramsey and Mi...
Morbid Mini-Monday 26: The Turning from 2019-11-04T10:00
Morbid Mini-Monday 26: The Turning
Ket tells Kim about The Turning. We find out that Kim’s price for taking care of creepy crapbags in a haunted mansion is totally reasonable and affordable.
Ep. 64: Night of the Living Dead: “The Tale of Useless Barbler” from 2019-10-30T10:00
Ep. 64: Night of the Living Dead: “The Tale of Useless Barbler”
Kim tells Ket about the classic Night of the Living Dead starring Duane Jones and Judith O’Dea. It’s spooky Halloween and what b...
Morbid Mini-Monday 25: Eli from 2019-10-28T10:00
Morbid Mini-Monday 25: Eli
Ket tells Kim about Eli on Netflix and, for once, the kid is not the creepy crapbag. But the girls are going to have to put their foot down about medical facilities b...
Ep. 63: Orphan: “The Tale of the Revenge of the Creepy Crapbag Kid” from 2019-10-23T10:00
Ep. 63: Orphan: “The Tale of the Revenge of the Creepy Crapbag Kid”
Ket tells Kim about Orphan starring Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard and Isabelle Fuhrman. Art imitates true real-life horror as...
Morbid Mini-Monday 24: Rabid from 2019-10-21T10:00
Morbid Mini-Monday 24: Rabid
Kim tells Ket about the trailer for the Soska Sisters’ Rabid and it’s official. Ketryn would rather eat people than animals and, let’s face it, Kim is going t...
Ep. 62: Halloween III: Season of the Witch: “The Tale of Det. Thomas Jeanine Atkins Ph.D” from 2019-10-16T10:00
Ep. 62: Halloween III: Season of the Witch: “The Tale of Det. Thomas Jeanine Atkins Ph.D”
Kim tells Ket about Halloween III: Season of the Witch starring Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin and Dan O’Her...
Morbid Mini-Monday 23: The Lodge from 2019-10-14T10:00
Morbid Mini-Monday 23: The Lodge
Ket tells Kim about the trailer for The Lodge. Kim is confused for the entirety of the telling and Ketryn swears they know Grace from somewhere. Also, why snow ...
Ep. 61: Happy Birthday to Me: “The Tale of Killer Whiskey” from 2019-10-09T10:00
Ep. 61: Happy Birthday to Me: “The Tale of Killer Whiskey”
Ket tells Kim about Happy Birthday to Me starring Melissa Sue Anderson, Glenn Ford and Lawrence Dane. The episode begins with Ki...
Morbid Mini-Monday 22: #AllTheHorror with Frigay the 13th from 2019-10-07T10:00
Morbid Mini-Monday 22: #AllTheHorror with Frigay the 13th
It’s the most wonderful time of the yeeeeeeeear! Spooky season AND #AllTheHorror! In honor of this, Kim & Ket are teaming up with one o...
Ep. 60: Ready or Not: “The Tale of the 9-1-1 Seamstress” from 2019-10-02T10:00
Ep. 60: Ready or Not: “The Tale of the 9-1-1 Seamstress”
Kim tells Ket about Ready or Not starring their girl Samara Weaving, Andie McDowell and Adam Brody. Kim starts by talking about the shor...
53: Morbid Mini-Monday 21: “Candy Corn” from 2019-09-30T10:00
“Candy Corn”
Out on VOD and Blu-Ray now at Epic-Pictures.com
Kim tells Ket about the Candy Corn trailer. They discuss their fave ways to revenge haunt their murderers, the Cand...
52: Ep. 59: Hagazussa: “The Tale of the 63 Year Old Baby” from 2019-09-25T10:00
Ep. 59: Hagazussa: “The Tale of the 63 Year Old Baby”
Ket tells Kim about Hagazussa, Germany’s answer to The VVitch, starring Aleksandra Cwen, Celina Peter and Claudia Martini. Make sure you h...
51: Morbid Mini-Monday 20: “Gretel & Hansel” from 2019-09-23T10:00
“Gretel and Hansel”
Released January 31, 2020
Ket tells Kim about Gretel and Hansel. And just like the age old fairytale tells us… don’t eat food from a creepy crapbag Beverly ...
Ep. 58: House of 1000 Corpses: “The Tale of Seasonal Fruits and Fuckstorms of Murder” from 2019-09-18T10:00
Ep. 58: House of 1000 Corpses: “The Tale of Seasonal Fruits and Fuckstorms of Murder”
Kim tells Ket about House of 1000 Corpses starring Sid Haig, Sheri Moon Zombie and Bill Moseley. Let’s turn...
Morbid Mini-Monday 19: “Three From Hell” from 2019-09-16T10:00
“Three From Hell”
Released September 16/17/18, 2019
Kim tells Ket about Three From Hell. Ket relies solely on her neighbors and the kindness of strangers to try and survive… an...
Ep. 57: Night of the Creeps: “The Tale of Thrill Me with some ASMR” from 2019-09-11T10:00
Ep. 57: Night of the Creeps: “The Tale of Thrill Me with some ASMR”
Ket tells Kim about Night of the Creeps starring Jason Lively, Tom Atkins and Steve Marshall. They take a nice long trip to T...
50: Morbid Mini-Monday 18: “Mary” from 2019-09-09T10:00
“Mary”
Released October 11, 2019
Kim tells Ket about Mary. Umm… guys. Ketryn is just straight up throwin’ kids off boats now. Boats, ghosts and creepy crap bag kids are NOT her jam.
Wa...
Ep. 56: The Autopsy of Jane Doe: “The Tale of Thou Cannot Kill This Bitch” from 2019-09-04T10:00
Ep. 56: The Autopsy of Jane Doe: “The Tale of Thou Cannot Kill This Bitch”
Kim tells Ket about The Autopsy of Jane Doe starring Emile Hirsch and Brian Cox. So get the tommy hawk, Pod! Don’t fo...
Morbid Mini-Monday 17: “Artik” from 2019-09-02T10:00
“Artik”
Released September 10, 2019
Ket tells Kim about Artik. There are not one, but two, gentlemen that the girls are inappropriately attracted to. This is a new film from their friends ...
Ep. 55: Tales from the Crypt Episode 1 & 2: “The Tale of How I Get Me Gettins” from 2019-08-28T10:00
Ep. 55: Tales from the Crypt Episode 1 & 2: “The Tale of How I Get Me Gettins”
Happy Anniversary, Sammies! Kim & Ket each tell an episode of Tales from the Crypt at their very first live show t...
Morbid Mini-Monday 16: “Don't Let Go” from 2019-08-26T10:00
“Don't Let Go”
In theatres August 30, 2019
Kim tells Ket about Don't Let Go. They start off with their Monday headphones on and discuss their staying-alive control-freak issues.
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Ep. 54: Spring: “The Tale of Squid Love” from 2019-08-21T10:00
Kim tells Ket about Spring starring Lou Taylor Pucci and Nadia Hilker. But the greatest horror may be Kim and Ketryn attempting to beatbox and freestyle. We’re going to learn just how prevalent ARE...
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Morbid Mini-Monday 15: “Ready or Not” from 2019-08-19T10:00
“Ready or Not”
In theatres August 21, 2019
Ket tells Kim about Ready or Not starring our favorite babysitter, Samara Weaving. Ketryn asks the most important questions of all…
HOW CUTE I...
Ep. 53: Killer Klowns from Outer Space: “The Tale of the Death of Miranda Rights” from 2019-08-14T10:00
Ket tells Kim about this movie (?) called Killer Klowns from Outer Space starring Suzanne Snyder, Grant Cramer and John Vernon. Ketryn has challenged Pennywise to a duel and she’s tagging these ass...
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Morbid Mini-Monday 14: “The Lighthouse” from 2019-08-12T10:00
“The Lighthouse”
In theatres October 18th 2019
Kim tells Ket about Lighthouse in which Cedric Diggory and Jesus live in a lighthouse together… or something like that.
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Ep. 52: Jacob’s Ladder: “The Tale of the Return of 80s Ghost” from 2019-08-07T10:00
Kim tells Ket about another one of Arik’s favorites that she feels mediocre about: Jacob’s Ladder starring Tim Robbins and Elizabeth Pena. We learn that Ketryn’s 80’s kitchen ghost has returned wit...
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Morbid Mini-Monday 13: “Satanic Panic” from 2019-08-05T10:00
“Satanic Panic”
In theatres September 6th
Ket tells Kim about Fangoria’s Satanic Panic and the girls learn the most important survival tip of all: ALWAYS fuck Jerry O’Connell
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Ep 51: Midsommar: “The Tale of the Whole Baguette” from 2019-07-31T10:00
Ket tells Kim about the new release Midsommar starring Florence Pugh, Jack Reynor, Vilhelm Blomgren, Williams Jackson Harper and Will Poulter. Want to hear Kim laugh for an uncomfortable amount of ...
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Morbid Mini-Monday 12: “The Nightingale” from 2019-07-29T10:00
“The Nightingale”
In theaters August 2nd 2019
Ket tells Kim about The Nightingale and realizes right now that it takes place in colonial Australia, NOT America. NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU,...
Ep. 50: It (1990): “The Tale of #SaveBev” PART 2 from 2019-07-24T10:13
Part 2 :
Kim tells Ket about the OG It (in two parts because this bitch is long!) starring the late great John Ritter, Jonathan Brandis, and Harry Anderson (RIP to all), as well as alive Tim C...
Ep. 50: It (1990): “The Tale of #SaveBev” PART 1 from 2019-07-24T10:00
Part 1 :
Kim tells Ket about the OG It (in two parts because this bitch is long!) starring the late great John Ritter, Jonathan Brandis, and Harry Anderson (RIP to all), as well as alive Tim C...
Morbid Mini-Monday 11: “They're Inside” from 2019-07-22T10:00
“They're Inside”
Available VOD or blu-ray through Dread.
Kim tells Ket about They're Inside. We reminisce on some past podcast tales and Kim's awkward moments, and find that Ket's epitaph...
Ep. 49: The Perfection: “The Tale of Hearth Cross Buns” from 2019-07-17T10:00
Ket tells Kim about Netflix original The Perfection starring Allison Williams, Steven Weber and Logan Browning. Come join us in the Hearth Room and take a listen to a tale. Grab your travel meat cl...
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Morbid Mini-Monday 10: "Livestream for the Cure with The Epic Film Guys" from 2019-07-15T10:00
This is our segment from the 3rd Annual Livestream for the Cure with The Epic Film Guys Podcast. We bring out the ole 'Rolodex o' Death' and see if the guys can stay alive while simultaneously rai...
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Ep. 48: Unsane: “The Tale of BJs for the King” from 2019-07-10T10:00
Kim tells Ket about Unsane starring Claire Foy, Joshua Leonard and Jay Pharoah. Ket will remind you why you should just stick to Starbucks on your lunch break. If you don’t you will definitely be k...
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Morbid Mini-Monday 09: “Scream Resurrection” from 2019-07-08T10:00
“Scream Resurrection”
Broadcast on VH1 Monday, July 8 - July 10Ket tells Kim about the Season 3 trailer for Scream Resurrection and asks why in the eff is anyone in their dark school hallways a...
Ep. XLVII: Apostle: “The Tale of Root Face Burpsmap” from 2019-07-03T10:00
Ket tells Kim about Apostle starring Ketryn’s boyfriend, Michael Sheen and Kim’s boyfriend, Dan Stevens. We’ll be introduced to yet another Burpsmap. We’ll have a lesson in ordering cheesesteaks an...
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Morbid Mini-Monday 08: “Annabelle Comes Home” from 2019-07-01T10:00
“Annabelle Comes Home”
In Theaters June 26, 2019
Kim tells Ket about Annabelle Comes Home. Honestly, guys, if you don’t get it by this point, we don’t know how to help you with your haunted...
Ep. 46: Sleepaway Camp: “The Tale of the Eclectic and Marvelous Wardrobe of Short Shirt” from 2019-06-26T10:00
Kim tells Ket about the “classic” horror movie, that was surely nominated for several Oscars, starring Felissa Rose, Jonathan Tiersten and Karen Fields. In this film, boobs are VIP tickets to the B...
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Morbid Mini-Monday 07: “Child’s Play” from 2019-06-24T10:00
“Child’s Play”
In Theaters June 21, 2019
Ket tells Kim about Child’s Play starring, our girl, Aubrey Plaza. Once again, IF. YOU. HAVE. CHILDREN. THEY, OR THEIR TOYS, WILL BE HAUNTED. You’ve...
Ep. 45: Bad Samaritan: “The Tale of David Tennant Can’t Save Every Movie” from 2019-06-19T10:00
Ket tells Kim about Bad Samaritan starring David Tennant, Robert Sheehan and Kerry Condon. Ketryn learns a very important lesson: David Tennant, while a near perfect human, is only mortal, after al...
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Morbid Mini-Monday 06: "Doctor Sleep" from 2019-06-17T10:00
“Doctor Sleep”
In Theaters November 8, 2019
Kim tells Ket about the most recent installment of The Stephen King Universe from Mike Flanagan. Join the girls at the Overlook Hotel.
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Ep. 44: Poltergeist: “The Tale of the True Clown of Horror” from 2019-06-12T10:00
Kim tells Ket about Poltergeist starring JoBeth Williams, Heather O’Rourke and Craig T. Nelson. I know, I know! How has Ketryn not seen this? We’ll get into it. Chill out about it. Also, did you no...
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Morbid Mini-Monday 05: "The Dead Don’t Die" from 2019-06-10T10:00
“The Dead Don’t Die”
In Theaters June 14, 2019
Ket tells Kim about the newest “The Dead Don’t Die" trailer. The girls determine what kind of zombies they would be.
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Ep. 43: Ouija: Origin of Evil: “The Tale of Creepy Crap Bag Kids” from 2019-06-05T10:00
Ket tells Kim about Ouija: Origin of Evil starring Elizabeth Reaser, Henry Thomas, Lulu Wilson and Annalisse Basso. The girls need all #Sammies to know something: If you have kids, they WILL become...
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Morbid Mini-Monday 04: "Midsommar" from 2019-06-03T10:00
“Midsommar”
In Theaters July 3, 2019
Ket tells Kim about the Midsommar trailer. This doesn’t bode well for our Burnsie, as she is most likely to join a cult.
Watch the trailer here...
Ep. 42: Emelie: “The Tale of 'Gina Holes Out - Tits Up” from 2019-05-29T10:00
Kim tells Ket about Emelie starring Sarah Bolger, Carly Adams, Joshua Rush. Our episode opens with the girls catching a case of the giggles. Kim is still on low-key (high-key?) crack due to lack of...
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Morbid Mini-Monday 03: "The Odds" from 2019-05-27T10:00
“The Odds”
Arriving on VOD, Digital HD, leading Digital Platforms and DVD On June 4, 2019
Kim tells Ket about The Odds trailer. We learn that Ket is not super attached to her extremities.
Ep. 41: House of Wax (1953): “The Tale of Happy Corporeal Birthday, Sir Vincent Price!” from 2019-05-22T10:00
Ket tells Kim about House of Wax starring Vincent Price, Frank Lovejoy, and Phyllis Kirk. Ket begins planning the wedding of Kim and her new Ghost Beau that lives in Ket’s kitchen. They switch gear...
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Morbid Mini-Monday 02: "Brightburn" from 2019-05-20T10:00
“Brightburn”
In theaters May 27, 2019
Ket tells Kim about the Brightburn trailer. Picture Superman...but he’s a dick.
Watch the trailer here...
http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/mo...
Ep. 40: Summer of ‘84: “The Tale of Peek-a-Boobs” from 2019-05-15T10:00
Kim tells Ket about "Summer of ‘84" starring Graham Verchere, Judah Lewis, Caleb Emery, and Cory Gruter-Andrew. We’ll learn about when it’s appropriate to use binoculars. The girls will begin their...
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Morbid Mini-Monday 01: "It: Chapter Two" from 2019-05-13T10:00
We did a new thing!! We couldn't stay away from our Sammies for an entire week because we love you too damn much. Here's a lil Mini-Monday trailer episode to start your week off right...
“It:...
39: Ep. 39: Us: “The Tale of The Fitted Burpsmap” from 2019-05-08T10:00
*Spoiler alert - watch it first if you don’t want to hear the spoils!*
Ket tells Kim about the Jordan Peele masterpiece, Us, starring Lupita Nyong’o, Winston Duke, and Elisabeth Moss. We’ll lea...
38: Ep. 38: REC: “The Tale of -- Yo! I’m Reportin’ Here!” from 2019-05-01T10:00
Kim tells Ket about the 2007 Spanish horror REC starring Manuela Velasco, Ferran Terraza and Jorge-Yamam Serrano. The girls will explore which alternate universe they’re currently living in based o...
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37: Ep. 37: Let The Right One In: “The Tale of Big Milk” from 2019-04-24T10:00
Ket tells Kim about the creepy Swedish love story of Let The Right One In starring Kare Hedebrant, Lina Leandersson, and Per Ragnar. The girls will re-acquaint themselves with everyone’s favorite c...
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36: Ep. 36: Terrifier: “The Tale of the Warehouse of Requirement” from 2019-04-17T10:00
Kim tells Ket about the terrifying Terrifier starring David Howard Thornton, Jenna Kanell and Samantha Scaffidi. This one was a doozy, #Sammies. The girls added several entries to their survival gu...
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35: Ep. 35: The Forest: “The Tale of There Ain’t No S’mores in this Forest, Bitch” from 2019-04-10T10:00
Ket tells Kim about The Forest starring Natalie Dormer, Taylor Kinney and Eoin Macken. We’ll say “goodbye” to KKSAM podcast because the girls are starting a Funeral Moonbounce business that is goin...
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34: Ep. 34: April Fool’s Day: “The Tale of Muffy, Buffy, and Mary O’Reilly O’Shea O’Nikki” from 2019-04-03T10:00
Kim tells Ket about the classic April Fool’s Day starring Deborah Foreman, Griffin O’Neal, and Clayton Rohner. We’ll learn that Ketryn does not like April Fools pranks… unless she’s the one playing...
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33: Ep. 33: The Witch in the Window: “The Tale of Early 90’s Ghosts in Hammer Pants” from 2019-03-27T10:00
Ket tells Kim about the Shudder Original, The Witch in the Window starring Alex Draper, Charlie Tacker and Carol Stanzione.. Kim meets a KKSAM celeb from episode 10. Ket laments her inability to se...
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32: Ep. 32: Mandy: “The Tale of Your Formal Invitation to Kim & Ket’s Plaster of Plaris Craft Night” from 2019-03-20T10:00
Kim tells Ket about the acid trip that is the Shudder exclusive, Mandy, starring Nicolas Cage (Icolas Age) and Andrea Riseborough. Ket enlists The #Sammies to join the “Keep Kim Out of a Cult” miss...
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31: Ep. 31: Leprechaun 2: “The Tale of Marrying for Leppy Gold” from 2019-03-13T10:00
Ket tells Kim about Leprechaun 2 starring the charming and profesh Warwick Davis, Charlie Heath and Shevonne Durkin. The girls will find Bridget a little picky. I mean, the dating scene is a jungle...
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30: Ep. 30: Revenge: “The Tale of Killin’ Scrotes” from 2019-03-06T11:00
Kim tells Ket about Revenge starring Matilda Anna Ingrid Lutz, Kevin Janssens, and Vincent Colombe. As usual, they talk about the important things like what do ants eat? Are those Kim’s real legs...
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29: Ep. 29: Honeymoon: “The Tale of Pirate Porn and HoneyKim” from 2019-02-27T11:00
Ket tells Kim about Honeymoon (2014) starring Rose Leslie and Harry Treadaway. The girls will pay homage to the niche genre of porn known as pirate porn… that’s a thing, no? Ket will invite herself...
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28: Ep. 28: Angel Heart: “The Tale of Dick Porter and the Wife Respecters” from 2019-02-20T11:00
Kim tells Ket about Angel Heart starring Mickey Rourke, Robert DeNiro and Lisa Bonet in honor of Arik’s birthday. The girls will coin a new term for that incredibly hot piece of male accoutrement w...
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27: Ep. 27: My Bloody Valentine: “The Tale of FOMO at BoneCon” from 2019-02-13T11:00
Ket tells Kim about My Bloody Valentine (1981) starring Paul Kelman, Lori Hallier, Neil Affleck. The girls will recount their various reasons for Valentine’s Day-induced emotional scarring. They’ll...
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26: Ep. 26: Hellraiser: “The Sexy Tale of Goop Body and British Shoulder Pads” from 2019-02-06T11:00
Kim tells Ket about Hellraiser starring Ashley Laurence, Clare Higgins and Sean Chapman. Kim will barely be able to keep it in her pants over Skelefrank. Both Kim and Ket will try to say the name L...
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25: Ep. 25: Annihilation: “The Tale of Bechdel Tests on the Jurassic Park Toilet” from 2019-01-30T11:00
Ket tells Kim about Annihilation starring Natalie Portman, Oscar Isaac, Gina Rodriguez, Tessa Thompson and Jennifer Jason Leigh. Ket will educate Kim on what she’s been missing in terms of the hotn...
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24: Ep. 24: 47 Meters Down: “The Tale of MAJOR TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES Under The Sea” from 2019-01-23T11:00
Kim tells Ket about 47 Meters Down starring Mandy Moore, Claire Holt and Matthew Modine. Listen, sometimes the cables that hold the cage, protecting you from surrounding sharks, and preventing you ...
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23: Ep. 23: Exorcist III: “The Tale of Detective Burns” from 2019-01-16T11:00
Ket tells Kim about The Exorcist 3 starring George C. Scott, Ed Flanders and Brad Dourif. We’ll confront Kim about her budding schizophrenia… or possession. It’s unclear. Fabio will make an appeara...
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22: Ep. 22 CAM: “The Tale of Fancy Girls Live in the DVD Store” from 2019-01-09T10:00
Ket tells Kim about the Netflix hit CAM starring Madeline Brewer, Patch Darragh, and Melora Walters. We’ll learn about Kim’s history of dating baby ghosts and Kim will teach us the recipe for her k...
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21: Ep. 21 The Orphanage: “The Tale of Double Dings and Wooden Toys” from 2019-01-02T10:00
Kim tells Ket about The Orphanage starring Belen Rueda, Fernando Cayo, and Roger Princep. Kim will adamantly tell her that ‘double ding’ just isn’t gonna happen. Stop trying to make double ding hap...
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20: Ep. 20 Black Christmas (2006): “The Tale of Baltimore County Mansion Brothels” from 2018-12-26T10:00
Ket tells Kim about the 2006 remake of Black Christmas starring Lacey Chabert, Michelle Trachtenberg, and Oliver Hudson. We’ll learn about ancient pagan winter solstice rituals, the anatomy of eye...
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19: Ep. 19 Krampus: “The Tale of National Lampoon’s Christmas Bullm’n” from 2018-12-19T10:00
Kim tells Ket about Krampus starring Adam Scott, Toni Collette, and David Koechner. We’ll learn about how Ket unsuccessfully attempted to seduce Adam Scott and how Kim and Ket have every intention ...
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18: Ep. 18 The Babysitter: “The Tale of Intergalactic Cheerleaders in the Carport” from 2018-12-12T09:00
Ket tells Kim about The Babysitter starring Judah Lewis, Samara Weaving, and Bella Thorne. Ketryn will be betrayed by Kim when she learns something about Kim’s past she’d never heard before. The gi...
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17: Ep. 17 Happy Death Day: “The Tale of Having Been There” from 2018-12-05T09:00
Kim tells Ket about Happy Death Day starring Jessica Rothe, Israel Broussard, and Ruby Modine. We’ll take a walk of success through Kim & Ket’s college days and learn that babies are RUTHLESS! Ket ...
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16: Ep. 16 The Wicker Man: “The Tale of Icolas Age” from 2018-11-28T08:00
Ket tells Kim about The Wicker Man starring Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, and Leelee Sobieski. We’ll learn that there is a time limit on how long you can leave liquor with the girls before it done g...
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15: Ep. 15 Halloween 2018: “The Tale of Trespantsing on The Queen” from 2018-11-21T08:00
Kim AND Ket tell their special guest Maya Stojan about the NEW Halloween (2018), starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Judy Greer and Andi Matichak. Though she didn’t have experience with Halloween while grow...
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14: Ep. 14 Train to Busan: “The Tale of Baby’s 1st Zombie Apocalypse” from 2018-11-14T08:00
Kim tells Ket about Train to Busan, starring Gong Yoo, Jung Yu-mi, and Ma Dong-seok. Kim will try her hand, yet again, at scaring her cyber date, Adam. We’ll get a sneak peak at the girls’ new info...
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12: Ep. 12 Trick ‘r Treat: “The Tale of Burpsmap and Princess Wilkens” from 2018-10-31T08:00
Kim tells Ket about Trick ‘r Treat, starring Anna Paquin, Brian Cox and Dylan Baker. As usual, they will refer to exactly none of the characters by their correct names and they’ll focus ONLY on the...
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11: Ep. 11 Suspiria: “The Tale of the Velvet Walls” from 2018-10-24T08:00
Ket tells Kim about Suspiria (1977), starring Jessica Harper, Stefania Casini, and Flavio Bucci. We’ll get decorating tips like velvet’s not just for couches and how to give your houseguests seizur...
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10: Ep. 10 Halloween: “The Tale of Blue Oyster Tacos from 2018-10-17T08:00
Kim tells Ket about Halloween (2007), starring Malcolm McDowell, Tyler Mane, and Scout Taylor-Compton. We’ll find out how many times the girls can manage to bring up tacos while discussing brutal m...
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9: Ep. 9: Ginger Snaps: “The Tale of Helicopter Ketryn” from 2018-10-10T08:00
Ket tells Kim about Ginger Snaps. starring Emily Perkins, Katharine Isabelle and Mimi Rogers. We’ll find out how Ket can’t pick bad movies even when she tries and takes pity on Kim’s faulty picker....
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8: Ep. 8: The Killing of a Sacred Deer: “The Tale of a Sacred Sponge Bob” from 2018-10-03T08:00
Kim tells Ket about The Killing of a Sacred Deer, starring Nicole Kidman, Colin Farrell, and Barry Keoghan. We’ll find out how Kim faired as her own viewing partner. We’ll listen to Ket literally d...
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7: Ep. 7: Deliverance: “The Tale of Burt Reynolds’ Arms” from 2018-09-26T08:00
Ket tells Kim about Deliverance, starring the late Burt Reynolds, Jon Voight, Ned Beatty and Ronny Cox. We’ll find out if Kim murders a date that she thought was standing her up. We’ll learn about ...
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6: Ep. 6: The Open House: “The Tale of Horror from 2-5 on a Sunday” from 2018-09-19T08:00
Kim tells Ket about The Open House, starring Dylan Minnette and Piercey Dalton. We’ll find out if Ket has improved her staying alive skills. We’ll learn about Kim’s cyber date, with a Horror Movie ...
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5: Ep. 5: The Skeleton Key: “The Tale of How you do the Hoodoo that you do” from 2018-08-26T20:31:16
Ket tells Kim about The Skeleton Key, starring Kate Hudson, Peter Sarsgaard, Gena Rowlands and John Hurt. We’ll learn why Kim and Ket have brainwashed all their friends into mispronouncing the Fren...
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4: Ep. 4: I am the Pretty Thing that Lives in the House: “The Tale of the Hanging Chair” from 2018-08-26T20:31:05
Kim tells Ket about I am the Pretty Thing that Lives in the House, starring Ruth Wilson, Paula Prentiss, and Bob Balaban. We’ll also get Part 2 of Kim’s date with Batman and remain utterly confused...
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3: Ep. 3: An American Haunting: “The Tale of Sassy and The Patriarchy” from 2018-08-26T20:30:52
Ket tells Kim about An American Haunting, starring Donald Sutherland, Sissy Spacek, and Rachel Hurd-Wood. We’ll learn that Ket can always find a reason to get feisty about feminism, Sissy Spacek’s ...
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2: Ep. 2: The Boy: “The Tale of the Magic Towel” from 2018-08-26T20:30:41
Kim tells Ket about The Boy, starring Lauren Cohen, Rupert Evans, and James Russell. We’ll learn about Kim’s date with Batman and whether he was, or was not, a serial killer. Did she even watch the...
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1: Ep. 1: Green Room: “The Tale of Dirt Bag Band and Butt Boy” from 2018-08-26T20:30:26
Ket tells Kim about Green Room, starring the late Anton Yelchin, Patrick Stewart, and Alia Shawkat. We’ll learn about things like where their love of horror movies began, who their watc...
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1: Ep. 1: Green Room: “The Tale of Dirt Bag Band and Butt Boy” from 2018-08-26T20:30:26
Ket tells Kim about Green Room, starring the late Anton Yelchin, Patrick Stewart, and Alia Shawkat. We’ll learn about things like where their love of horror movies began, who their watc...
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1: Ep. 1: Green Room: “The Tale of Dirt Bag Band and Butt Boy” from 2018-08-26T20:30:26
Ket tells Kim about Green Room, starring the late Anton Yelchin, Patrick Stewart, and Alia Shawkat. We’ll learn about things like where their love of horror movies began, who their watching partner...
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