First Annual Arbitrary Awards - a podcast by KPC

from 2019-12-29T00:00

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Damn y'all, we might not show it, but this decade been REALLY giving us brain damage.

Today! We hold our Inaugural Annual Arbitrary Awards. We honor those who served tf out of this decade and those who annoyed tf out of this decade. Unfortunately, this is edited for time so we'll also be posting all nominees and winners on our social media. Argue with us then!Opening Music
11.12.29 SBS Gayo Daejun | SM OrchestraThe Categories for 2019's Arbitrary Awards
Most Iconic Boy GroupMost Iconic Girl Group
Rookie of the DecadeAlbum of the Decade
Comeback of the DecadeSongwriter of the Decade
Best Military ServeBest Trainee
Most Anti-blackMost Ethnic Hip
Most Silent on the TrackStylist with the Most Days Off
Strongest Scalp in KpopHM: Healthy Scalp Catfish
Oldest Man.Worst Discography
Best Fire Sign CatfishCorniest Cornball
Most Likely to be RobbedMost Likely to Rob
Most Likely to be a Cashier at a McDonaldsWeakest Scalp in Kpop
Most Likely to Hate MenMost Likely Lesbian
Whitest Man in KpopMost Spiteful of Company's CEO
Maknae of the DecadeMost Memetic
Misogynist of the DecadeMost Likely Company to be OK with Slavery
Most Likely to be a Dictator of a Small NationDancer of the Decade
Best Female and Best Male Pop VocalistBest Female and Best Male R&B Vocalist
Best LipsyncherSkinniest
Loudest Bones Cracking on the TrackMost Weathered by Kpop
Least Weathered by KpopMost Brainless Fandom
Worst SMTM BarsBest 6'0"and Above Catfish
Most Likely to Hate Kpop CriticalLeast Likely to Hate Kpop Critical
Motown of the DecadeHonorary Jackson Family Award

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