Podcasts by Local Anaesthetic Podcast (LAPodcast)

LAPodcast 418: A Collection of Motley Zoo Animals from 2023-12-08T18:00

Stories this week include:

• Escaped lion completely harmless says circus.
• Queue-line defecation on the rise in the Magic Kingdom.
• Police hunt suspect who took 'Kum ...
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LAPodcast 417: Horse Titty Fun Ride from 2023-12-02T18:00

Stories this week include:

• Kenny, Tasmania's big potato finally toppled.
• Cabin crew spot windowpane missing at 30,000 feet.
• Nudist asked to leave pub after bending...
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LAPodcast 416: Chris Packham Goshawk Chick Sniff Complaint from 2023-11-24T18:00

Stories this week include:

• Vicar gets stolen house back only to find it full of squatters.
• Elderly couple allegedly conned out of full rack of ribs.
• Somerset Gimp ...
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LAPodcast 415: A Black Backpack, Large Crossbow, Handheld Crossbow, Crossbow Bolts, Wooden Box Containing Glenlivet Scotch and a DeWalt Angle Grinder from 2023-11-17T18:00

Stories this week include:

• Man gets stuck in traffic cone after sheltering from the rain.
• Dad punched unconscious at Christening party.
• Ancient tradition of 'Misch...
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LAPodcast 414: The Sovereign Prince and the Mission to Zeta Reticuli from 2023-11-10T18:00

Stories this week include:

• Massive c*ck offers one billion dollars for unfunny joke.
• Secret ingredient of best-selling Chinese beer revealed.
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LAPodcast 413: A Basic Seat with Okayish Legroom from 2023-11-03T18:00

Stories this week include:

• Customer arrested after faking his twenty-first heart attack to avoid paying restaurant bill.
• Criminal 'masterminds' kidnap a...
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LAPodcast 412: Theft of a Major Artwork from 2023-10-27T20:00

Stories this week include:

• Man forced to protect terrified dog from Halloween sound effects.  
• Police decide to blame Satanists after failing to find mi...
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LAPodcast 411: An Alarming Inability to Locate Manchester from 2023-10-20T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Yvette Fielding claims Blue Peter producers forced her to live with dog against her will.
• EV car malfunctions and takes driver on 'terror ride'.<...
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LAPodcast 410: Dave Kennedy, A Local Space Enthusiast from 2023-10-13T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Russian officials correct dead soldier's fashion faux pas. 
• Florida man attacked by rabid otter whilst feeding ducks. 
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LAPodcast 409: Yokels Arguing Over Their Cousins from 2023-10-06T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Tories aim to fix NHS with army of robot penguins.
• 'Laziest Citizen' contest sets new record. 
• New podcast reveals one man's quest to pl...
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LAPodcast 408: Bird Matrimonial Ceremony (at the BBC) from 2023-09-29T17:00

Stories this week include:

• High-profile bird sniffer reported to police after One Show appearance.
• Builders create shortcut through Great Wall of China<...
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LAPodcast 407: A Manifestly Unsafe Voyage from 2023-09-22T17:00

Stories this week include:

• New York becoming infested with tourist rat tours.
• Floridian apprehended after trying to cross Atlantic in hamster wheel vess...
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LAPodcast 406: Noticeably Pale, Very Thin and Tired from 2023-09-15T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Burger King facing lawsuit for telling Whoppers.
• Jesus fails to save woman from simultaneous snake and hawk attack.
• Hotel serves half-na...
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LAPodcast 405: Twin Peaks and Big Baps from 2023-09-08T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Woman becomes stranded after trying to rescue scarred parrot from mountain.
• Florida man arrested for impersonating US Marshal.
• Mancunian...
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LAPodcast 404: A Momentary Power Cut from 2023-09-01T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Big cat spotted driving on the M180 near Doncaster Services.
• Man steal neighbour's front porch.
• Tuna sniffer ejected from coffee shop. Listen

LAPodcast 403: A Vague Dream of Becoming an Animal from 2023-08-25T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Essex mum rescued from swing.
• Manatee fatally injured after 'intense sex' with brother.
• Man claims to have irrefutable proof of blurry o...
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LAPodcast 402: A Kind of Turpentine-Flavoured French Toast from 2023-08-18T17:00

Stories this week include:

• American flag saved from man's skull. 
• Newly hired driving instructor crashes into driving school.
• AI meal planner app recommends bleach...
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LAPodcast 401: The Beloved Gorilla of a Gloucestershire Village (AKA Pinning for Alice) from 2023-08-11T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Well, that would be telling!

We take an in-depth look at significant world (i.e. UK) events since we started the podcast...

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LAPodcast 400: Unfounded Accusations Against Judges from 2023-08-04T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Well, that would be telling!

Also, we pull some gold from the old feature bin...

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LAPodcast 399: Asshole Tourist Carves Name into Colosseum from 2023-07-28T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Popular restaurant finally laid to rest.
• Creme Egg thief comes to sticky end.
• Burger King stop bothering.
• Moronic tourist issue...
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LAPodcast 398: Ocean Pollution by Heavy Industry and Industrialised Agriculture from 2023-07-23T17:00

Stories this week include:

• 'Professional' big cat hunters capture compelling footage of old boot.
• Cruise line quietly shelves whale slaughter tours of the North Atlantic. Listen

LAPodcast 397: Escape from a Mound of Polished Stainless Steel Balls of Varying Sizes from 2023-07-14T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Lunatic embarks on fruitless road trip to save egg.
• Police break up fight over possession of duck.
• Local councillor uses belly to push r...
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LAPodcast 396: The Use of Supposed Priests for the Confessions of Work-Related Sins from 2023-07-09T19:00

Stories this week include:

• Man performs sex act over captive seagull.
• Attempted robbery thwarted by brutal shunning.
• Cougar survives stoning by pensioner.
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LAPodcast 395: Sex Dolls in Transit Lanes from 2023-06-30T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Cardiff resident foots tax bill for 11,000 Chinese firms.
• Face of our Lord and Saviour spotted in gravy boot.
• Austrian train has Hitler-...
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LAPodcast 394: A Living Seagull Deterrent from 2023-06-23T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Fast food employee arrested after losing bag of cocaine in customer's hotdog.
• Business owner pays local teenage to act as personal bird of prey.<...
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LAPodcast 393: A Sociopathic Adult Pretending to be a Child from 2023-06-16T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Woman finds novel way to promote OnlyFans account.
• Missing cat wanders into Animal Rescue Conference.
• Man drains entire reservoir to ret...
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LAPodcast 392: Evil Dirty Bag Kids from 2023-06-09T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Knife-wielding chef spits on Benedict Cumberbatch's intercom.
• Man robs bank with Nintendo Duck Hunt pistol.
• Town mourns beloved swan fou...
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LAPodcast 391: The Theft of a Goat Donated to a Barbecue from 2023-06-02T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Penis-shaped iceberg seen floating past Dildo.
• Copious amounts of cooked pasta found in New Jersey woods.
• Court orders sperm donate to s...
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LAPodcast 390: Chip Seagull feat. Avian Harassment from 2023-05-26T20:00

Stories this week include:

• Police seize car containing baby lamb, £10,000 worth of Class A drugs and a bag of chips.
• Owner catches boy 'interfering' with family cat.
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LAPodcast 389: A Post-Crucifixion Press Conference from 2023-05-19T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Onlookers unsurprised as drunk women perform sex acts outside Iceland.
• Blackpool Zoo looking to recruit team of human seagull deterrents.
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LAPodcast 388: A Litigious Remark About Wotsits from 2023-05-12T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Stolen giant spoon recovered thanks to Pokémon Go.
• Arrested parrot linked to drug dealer remains uncooperative.
• Ex-guardman falls foul o...
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LAPodcast 387: Electric Fences, Motion-Sensor Alarms, Cameras, a Floodlight and a Fake Heron from 2023-05-05T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Visitor wearing clown mask leaves suspicious substance at testing lab.
• Naked man driving stolen school bus with dead deer inside leads police on ...
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LAPodcast 386: Horse Head in Your Bed Level Sh*t from 2023-04-28T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Work colleagues marry after Zoom pinning error.
• London restaurant refuses to be intimidated by rotten fish warning.
• Subway unveils frank...
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LAPodcast 385: The Festival of the Steel Phallus from 2023-04-14T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Mum barred from buying 100 cucumbers after raising suspicions.
• Couple engage in intercourse after discovering sexy bollard.
• Penis festiv...
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LAPodcast 384: The Blackface Mountain Sheep Breeders Association from 2023-04-01T09:00

Stories this week include:

• Father attempts to rob own son in Glasgow.
• Man celebrates failed driving test by nearly hitting four pedestrians and performing doughnuts in car ...
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LAPodcast 383: Willy Wonka&the Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) Fine from 2023-03-17T20:00

Stories this week include:

• Henry VIII revealed as new Greggs mascot.
• Endless amateur rendition of Frozen classic ruins celebratory meal.
• 'Ghost soldier' filmed sit...
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LAPodcast 382: The Bizarre Incident of the Lobster around Dinner-Time from 2023-03-07T12:00

Stories this week include:

• Man disguises himself as sheep to escape from prison.
• Winner of Mr Blobby costume auction immediately struck down with buyer's remorse.
• ...
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LAPodcast - An Extra Jab 42: The Dubious Death of a Beloved Vulture (Preview) from 2023-02-24T18:00

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 42: The Dubious Death of a Beloved Vulture.

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LAPodcast 381: An Army of Nesquik Drinkers from 2023-02-17T18:00

Stories this week include:

• Nursing home mistakenly declare woman dead.
• Doritos-eating monkey pervert found in empty church surrounded by cats and birds.
• Commuters ...
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LAPodcast - An Extra Jab 41: The Life and Times of Cocknose (Preview) from 2023-02-10T18:00

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 41: The Life and Times of Cocknose.

To hear the full episode and access the Extra Jab and Daft Talk back catalogues, subscribe to our Patr...

LAPodcast 380: A Supportive Online Community of Other Men Who Own Sex Dolls from 2023-02-03T18:00

Stories this week include:

• 45% of UK adults cannot tell their arse from their elbow.
• Stranded sailor survives on ketchup, garlic powder and stock cubes.
• Drunk woma...
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LAPodcast - An Extra Jab 40: A Door off Its Hinges and Two Confused Police Officers (Preview) from 2023-01-27T18:00

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 40: A Door off Its Hinges and Two Confused Police Officers.

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LAPodcast 379: Tragicomic Anecdote to Tell Your Friends and Relations from 2023-01-20T18:00

Stories this week include:

• Complaints about horny chatbot app continue to rise.
• US Airport Security finds live cat curled up in suitcase.
• Bolivian state airline en...
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LAPodcast - An Extra Jab 39: Human-Sized Emotional Support Bear (Preview) from 2023-01-13T18:00

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 39: Human-Sized Emotional Support Bear

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LAPodcast 378: An Army Tank Driven by Several Inebriated Santas from 2023-01-06T20:00

Stories this week include:

• Priest calls upon the Almighty to forgive his driving offences.
• Lifesaving dog rescues man from car footwell.
• 'Poobrew' takes parking di...
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LAPodcast - An Extra Jab 38: Posh People Taking Advantage of the Working Classes (Preview) from 2022-12-30T18:00

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 38: Posh People Taking Advantage of the Working Classes

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LAPodcast 377: A Rowdy Cramped Pub with No Obvious Exit from 2022-12-23T18:00

Stories this week include:

• Town council admits that woman on mobility scooter pulling sad dog was not suitable replacement for Santa Claus in annual Christmas Fayre.
• Pub fo...
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LAPodcast - An Extra Jab 37: Powerful but Misguided Telephony (Preview) from 2022-12-16T18:00

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 37: Powerful but Misguided Telephony

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LAPodcast 376: Tired and Tatty with a Rough and Ready Feel from 2022-12-09T18:00

Stories this week include:

• Man with Twix addiction decides to persist with habit.
• Study finds music of Cliff Richard hazardous to health.
• Royal Navy engineer resto...
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LAPodcast - An Extra Jab 36: A Philandering Doll (Preview) from 2022-12-02T18:00

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 36: A Philandering Doll

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LAPodcast 375: Episodus Horribilis from 2022-11-25T18:00

Stories this week include:

• Association of Allied Gimps calls for calm after reports of regional infighting.
• Missing canal boat man found on canal boat.
• Man gets sk...
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LAPodcast - An Extra Jab 35: Elephant-Sized Demon Cat (Preview) from 2022-11-18T18:00

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 35: Elephant-Sized Demon Cat.

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LAPodcast 374: An Odd Mix of Thoughtfulness and Classlessness from 2022-11-11T18:00

Stories this week include:

• Woman takes frustration out on unsuspecting bear.
• Freddy Krueger mistaken for house plant.
• Smoking...
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LAPodcast - An Extra Jab 34: False Hope and a Twenty-Pound Note (Preview) from 2022-11-04T18:00

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 34: False Hope and a Twenty-Pound Note.

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LAPodcast 373: Physical Actions for an Advantageous Scenario or to Cause Damage from 2022-10-28T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Nick Clegg nominated for prestigious 'Corporate Shill of the Year' award.
• Vintage 'gentleman's magazine' co...
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LAPodcast - An Extra Jab 33: Diving for Bin Laden (Preview) from 2022-10-21T17:00

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 33: Diving for Bin Laden

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LAPodcast 372: Many More Darker Conversation Topics from 2022-10-14T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Failed rapper dumps Ukrainian refugee girlfriend after four months.
• Vegan meat company executive quenches b...
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LAPodcast - An Extra Jab 32: Disgusting Sausage Meat Bap (Preview) from 2022-10-07T17:00

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 32: Disgusting Sausage Meat Bap.

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LAPodcast 371: False Mistreatment Allegations from 2022-09-30T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Man with gnome fetish erects blockade.
• Missing hedgehog found tapped to lamppost.
• Stripper hired b...
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LAPodcast - An Extra Jab 31: A Dick and Quite Possibly a Fascist (Preview) from 2022-09-23T17:00

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 31: A Dick and Quite Possibly a Fascist.

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LAPodcast 370: Frivolous Fish for Fountains from 2022-09-16T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Giant toilet brush sculpture erected in rural Scotland.
• Bored officials decide to categorise seagull covere...
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LAPodcast - An Extra Jab 30: Another Nutcase Trying to Earn a Few Quid (Preview) from 2022-09-09T17:00

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 30: Another Nutcase Trying to Earn a Few Quid

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A Prime Ministerial Welcome from 2022-09-05T17:00

LA Podcast welcomes the new Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, the Rt Hon Liz Truss MP!

LAPodcast 369: Horse Manure Smeared on a Wooden Wall from 2022-09-02T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Yorkshire woman electrocuted after hoovering grass.
• Groom picks horse as best man.
• Teddy bear arre...
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LAPodcast - An Extra Jab 29: A Community-Owned Data Mining Facility in Newport (Preview) from 2022-08-26T17:00

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 29: A Community-Owned Data Mining Facility in Newport.

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LAPodcast 368: Some Sort of Beige or Brown Meat from 2022-08-19T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Chess robot revealed to be sore loser.
• Vinyl record collector hits jackpot at car boot.
• CERN scien...
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LAPodcast - An Extra Jab 28: A Three Dimensional Eagle with a Six-Foot Wingspan (Preview) from 2022-08-12T17:00

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 28: A Three Dimensional Eagle with a Six-Foot Wingspan.

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LAPodcast 367: An Older Shaman-Type Lady Sat Watching University Challenge from 2022-08-05T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Local pastor discovers the alternative uses of a Henry hoover.
• Woman befriends potato.
• Man lauded ...
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LAPodcast - An Extra Jab 27: Columbian Vaginal Inflation Procedure (Preview) from 2022-07-29T17:00

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 27: Columbian Vaginal Inflation Procedure

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LAPodcast 366: The Logistical Challenges of a Fortnightly Bin Collection to the Polish/Ukrainian Border from 2022-07-22T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Gimp Man saves sleepy Somerset village from mundanity.
• Former Captain Scarlet voiceover artist finds compen...
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LAPodcast - An Extra Jab 26: Jemima the Asparamancer (Preview) from 2022-07-13T17:00

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 26: Jemima the Asparamancer.

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LAPodcast - An Extra Jab 20: Classification of Approaches to Technological Resurrection from 2022-07-10T17:00

Covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world since 2012.

Welcome to the twentieth episode of LA Podcast: An Extra Jab!

Stories this week include:

LAPodcast 365: A Random Rubble Wall with a Cock and Hen Finish from 2022-07-08T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Nuisance neighbour has drill and handmade signs confiscated.
• Accused shoplifter offers to show security gua...
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LAPodcast 364: The Depths of Delusion and Wrongness in the Heart of Man from 2022-06-24T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Jesus contemplates second coming to correct failed Georgia gubernatorial race candidate on several historical inaccu...
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LAPodcast 363: An Undercurrent of Homoeroticism from 2022-06-10T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Rishi Sunak unable to raise benefits payments as DWP typewriter runs out of ink. Listen

LAPodcast 362: A Now Defunct Chimpanzee-Breeding Facility from 2022-05-27T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Batsh*t crazy woman marries cat. 
• One Sh...
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LAPodcast 361: A Series of Vandal Attacks Including a Bizarre Shrine to David Jason from 2022-05-13T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Bus passengers fine with four-year-old buying slushie at 3am.
• 'Beloved' swan beheaded and dumped in sea. Listen

LAPodcast 360: A Victim of Paranormal Activity from 2022-04-29T17:00

Stories this week include:

• German man first to receive ninety-second Covid-19 vaccine booster.
• Cheating boyfriend concocts story about...
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LAPodcast 359: Aided and Abetted by Useful Idiots from 2022-04-15T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Lake District chip shop owner kindly offers to insert sausages up customers' back passages free of charge.
• ...
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LAPodcast 358: So-Called Educated Dogs From Across Germany from 2022-04-01T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Miserable old woman's fanboying of Vladimir Putin to continue until at least the year 5079.
• Florida man bla...
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LAPodcast 357: Dead Cows and Pieces of Dolphin from 2022-03-18T18:00

Stories this week include:

• Ukraine still safer than Birmingham says complete moron.
• Homeowner files completely legit insurance claim a...
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LAPodcast 356: A New Level of Pedantry Following a Spate of Faulty Baptisms from 2022-03-04T18:00

Stories this week include:

• Duck heard using fowl language during mating ritual.
• Man attempts to prune rose bush with length of cured m...
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LAPodcast 355: The Practical Uses of a Flamethrower from 2022-02-18T18:00

Stories this week include:

• The People's Republic of China's Lord of the Rings definitive edition sees Frodo finally punished for this crimes. Listen

LAPodcast 354: The Lying B*stard and the Three B*llends from 2022-02-04T18:00

Stories this week include:

• All meat diet leads to nipple clamps and growling in the bedroom claims polygamous sex doll frantic.
• RSPCA ...
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LAPodcast 353: A Bronze Goose Statue Alongside the Ancient Mariner and Yankee Jack from 2022-01-21T18:00

Stories this week include:

• Naïve customer shocked as infamous holiday camp stay turns into horror show.
• Woman stabs cousin over borrow...
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LAPodcast 352: Unfairly Trolled by a Very Very Small Minority of People That Have a Grievance from 2022-01-07T18:00

Stories this week include:

• Sessional attraction brings all the misery of Christmas.
• Father claims Indian restaurant ruined Christmas d...
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LAPodcast 351: Jesus Christ and the Blessed Tangerine from 2021-12-24T12:00

Stories this week include:

• Bean-lover Captain Beany celebrates Christmas.
• Jesus / Spiderman found inside tangerine.
• Curtain f...
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LAPodcast 350: Elite Airport Customer Service Experts from 2021-12-13T18:00

Stories this week include:

• Gloucestershire man 'slipped' and 'fell' on WWII mortar.
• Woman breastfeeds hairless cat on domestic flight....
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LAPodcast 349: A Selection of Breakfast Cereal Mascots from 2021-11-30T18:00

Stories this week include:

• Investigative journalism hits new low in Exeter.
• Big Bird unmasked as puppet of the state.
• Hired t...
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LAPodcast 348: A Woman on the Cusp of Turning 60 With No Criminal Record from 2021-11-12T18:00

Stories this week include:

• President Joe Biden caught on camera by large naked Scottish man.
• Fan collecting single chip from every Wet...
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LAPodcast 347: Dickensian Waifs, Ill-Conceived Children's Entertainers and "Pseudo-Mythological Creatures" from 2021-10-31T20:00

Stories this week include:

• Latest YouGov survey finds 3% of Americans are attention-seeking liars.
• Woman who breastfeeds boyfriend dur...
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LAPodcast 346: Attempted Distribution of a Psychedelic Mushroom from 2021-10-15T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Screenplay for 'Mutiny on the 14.19 to London Paddington' fails to secure backers.
• Clown shortage in Northe...
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LAPodcast 345: The Post-Brexit Wild West from 2021-10-06T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Journalist Phil McCann fails to heed own advice.
• Police have plenty to go on after arresting toilet-tossing...
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LAPodcast: An Extra Jab 1 - The Birdman of Norfolk from 2021-09-30T16:00

To celebrate International Podcast Day, we're delighted to bring you the first episode from our #Patreon exclusive series - LAPodcast: An Extra Jab!

Stories this week include: 

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LAPodcast 344: Excitedly Brandishing a Phallic Carrot from 2021-09-17T17:00

Stories this week include:

• The Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster goes to a disco.
• Scientists discover hotdogs unhealthy.
• C...
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LAPodcast 343: Stupid Legislation and Fraudulent Government Tyranny from 2021-09-03T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Snail mail takes on new meaning.
• Storming of Edinburgh Castle ends abruptly after outbreak of stupidity. Listen

LAPodcast: Patreon Announcement from 2021-09-01T17:00

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LA Podcast 342: Bigfoot in a Tutu from 2021-08-20T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Criminal takes calligraphy course after failed bank robbery.
• Police stamp out nuisance calls from foot feti...
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LA Podcast 341: Near-Fatal Orgasm Ordeal from 2021-08-06T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Iceberg threatens to sink Titanic attraction.
• London library shocked by outrage at new literacy-promoting c...
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Matt Hancock: W*nkerman (LA Podcast 340) from 2021-07-09T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Gigantic phallic-shaped cul-de-sac 'hilarious' say astronauts
• Alarming levels of stupidity threatens new or...
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LA Podcast 339: A Never-Ending Story of Dead Cat Madness from 2021-06-24T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Devious pseudo-'Sandwich Artist' fails to hide in roof with stolen deli meat.
• Photographer exchanges vintag...
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LA Podcast 338: One Long Biege Enterprise vs. the Yellow Winds of Capitalism from 2021-06-11T11:00

Stories this week include:

• The mullet is finally outlawed (in North Korea).
• Urban vigilante 'Trumpman' apprehended mid-defecation. Listen

LA Podcast 337: A Ten Pound Log of Pre-Packaged Meat from 2021-05-27T17:00

Stories this week include:

• Hilarious Daesh-themed prank falls foul of the PC brigade
• Meathead eats raw meat
• Birthday fanatic ...
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LA Podcast 336: My Australian Sh*tbox Journey (by Bryan Robson) from 2021-05-05T18:00

Stories this week include:

• NHS denies hiring medieval plague doctors as precautionary measure.
• Former England manager indebted to Beat...
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Daft Talk 27: Overrun With Far-Right Conspiratorial Garbage from 2021-04-15T21:00

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Alex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity that is Yahoo Answers (RIP).

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LA Podcast 335: Chocolate Rabbits with the Face of Benedict Cumberbatch from 2021-04-08T11:00

Stories this week include:

• QAnon-promoting Scientologist lands Farage for new 'legitimate' business venture.
• Police celebrating delect...
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Daft Talk 26: Archaic Agricultural-Related Reasoning from 2021-03-30T17:00

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LA Podcast 334: Donkeys Being Painted to Look Like Zebras from 2021-03-23T20:00

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Daft Talk 25: Confronting the Concept of Oblivion from 2021-03-16T21:00

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LA Podcast 333: The Feasibility of the Spontaneous Combustion Theory of Defense from 2021-03-07T18:00

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Daft Talk 24: The Quiet Dignity of Being a Postman from 2021-02-25T18:00

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LA Podcast 332: A Small Misunderstanding Involving a Courgette from 2021-02-12T12:00

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Daft Talk 23: Maggie Thatcher and the Unnecessary Trade Union Disputes from 2021-02-01T18:00

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LA Podcast 331: A Barbie Dream House and a Suitcase Full of Board Games from 2021-01-24T18:00

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• Grandmother, 80, pleads with authorities to gra...
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Daft Talk 22: A Racist Incel Dressed in Dead Squirrels from 2021-01-17T18:00

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LA Podcast 330: An Enormous Soviet-Style Mural of the Cookie Monster from 2021-01-07T20:00

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• Derbyshire police urge general public to stop embracing stupi...
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Daft Talk 21: The Mechanics of Intercourse from 2020-12-31T17:00

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LA Podcast 329: The Gospel According to St Christopher of Whitty from 2020-12-24T12:00

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• Fiber optic broadband network bested by elderly ...
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LA Podcast 328: Extra-terrestrial Beings of the Galactic Federation from 2020-12-15T18:00

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• Alleged restaurateur still denies running Japanese restaurant.
• Husband finally embarks on dream walking hol...
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Daft Talk 20: A Variety Pack of Mini Cheddars, a Working Pen and a Gift Voucher for Wetherspoons from 2020-12-07T21:30

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LA Podcast 327: The Potential for Turkey-Human Conflict from 2020-12-01T20:30

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• Monster robot wolves unleashed on unsuspecting Japanese town.
• Tiger King appeals for clemency from Donald o...
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Daft Talk 19: Straight Outta Freud's Casebook from 2020-11-24T18:30

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LA Podcast 326: Enough Faecal Matter to Completely Obliterate Kent from 2020-11-18T18:00

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• New app allows users to watch Matt Hancock regret life choices in real time.
• Exotic dancing bear terminated...
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Daft Talk 18: Not Just Another Spoon-Bending Tw*t (AKA The Birdman of Alcatraz) from 2020-11-09T18:00

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LA Podcast 325: Monkey Free Coconut Due Diligence Report from 2020-11-02T18:00

Stories this week include:

• Van Damme slams chihuahua sham(bles).
• Self-proclaimed captive educated on the concept of hotels.
• Q...
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Daft Talk 17: A Safe Space Containing Absurd Questions Without the Threat of Trolling from 2020-10-26T18:00

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LA Podcast 324: The Semi-Literate Macedonian Mystic from 2020-10-20T17:30

Stories this week include:

• Woman ghosted by spectral lover.
• Supermarket introduces zero-gravity infused food range.
• Human bat...
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Daft Talk 16: Divorces, Dysfunctional Families, Crimes and Ubiquitous Promiscuity from 2020-10-12T17:00

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LA Podcast 323: A Polite Controlled Intervention from 2020-10-05T19:00

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• KFC spokesperson finds perfect opportunity to launch stand-up c...
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Daft Talk 15: A Series of Supernatural and Mythological Happenings from 2020-09-29T06:00

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LA Podcast 322: A Meandering Anecdote about Butterflies and Spirit Orbs (AKA 24 Hours of Mongolian Nose Flute Music) from 2020-09-21T17:00

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Daft Talk 14: Rude Obnoxious Spiteful Poorly-Raised Cousins from 2020-09-15T16:00

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LA Podcast 321: Alleged Barnyard Crime Spree from 2020-08-30T16:00

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Daft Talk 13: Teenage Mutant Psychopathic Motherf*ckers from 2020-08-24T19:30

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LA Podcast 320: A Barrage of Anti-Swan Graffiti from 2020-08-17T20:00

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Daft Talk 12: Back Street Hamster Dealer from 2020-08-10T17:00

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LA Podcast 319: The Mysterious Case of the Occultist's Alcoholic Monkey from 2020-07-27T18:00

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• Pub adopts shocking new...
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Daft Talk 11: One Giant Ejaculation for Mankind from 2020-07-19T17:00

Alex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity.

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LA Podcast 318: An Unending Cacophony of Shrieks and Screeches from 2020-07-13T20:00

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• Canadian tyre company e...
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Daft Talk 10: The Constant Threat of a Turkey Uprising from 2020-07-06T16:30

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LA Podcast 317: A Bloody Pig Mask, a Box of Live Cockroaches and a Funeral Wreath from 2020-06-30T06:30

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• Evil possum saved from ...
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Daft Talk 9: The Seemingly Rampant Consumption of Caffeine in Society from 2020-06-19T17:00

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LA Podcast 316: A Systematic Campaign of Intimidation via Pizza Deliveries from 2020-06-12T18:00

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Daft Talk 8: Two Taut Ping Pong Balls from 2020-06-07T17:00

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LA Podcast 315: A Really Deformed Flamingo and a Broomstick Fetishist from 2020-06-03T07:00

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Daft Talk 7: The Obvious Pitfalls of Dressing Like a Pirate from 2020-05-29T16:00

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LA Podcast 314: Gassing, Shooting, Anaesthetic Overdose and Blunt Force Trauma from 2020-05-24T16:00

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Daft Talk 6: A Revelatory Journey into Furry Fandom from 2020-05-19T16:00

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LA Podcast 313: A Moment of Over-Enthusiastic Gardening from 2020-05-14T18:30

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Daft Talk 5: Low Level Interpretations of Dreams Involving Squirrels from 2020-05-10T08:30

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LA Podcast 312: An Attraction to Historic Light Fittings from 2020-05-04T20:00

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Daft Talk 4: The Well-Meaning Intentions Behind the Gift of a Hairbrush from 2020-04-29T07:00

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LA Podcast 311: A Rampant Act of Self-Destruction in Electing Donald Trump from 2020-04-24T20:31:05

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Daft Talk 3: Average-Sized Non-Vibratory Member from 2020-04-18T09:00

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LA Podcast 310: A Certain Kind of Bizarre Pseudo Machismo Sh*t from 2020-04-13T11:00

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Daft Talk 2: The Severity of the Shat from 2020-04-08T20:15

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LA Podcast 309: A Shining Beacon of Righteousness and Clarity in This Difficult Time from 2020-04-03T15:30

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Daft Talk 1: Psychotic Uneducated People from 2020-03-30T18:30

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LA Podcast 308: Dirty, Stinking, Flea-bitten, One-Night Holiday from 2020-03-25T17:00

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LA Podcast 307: Soiled Sanitary Pads, Used Condoms and a Decapitated Rat from 2020-03-20T18:00

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LA Podcast 306: An Odd Combination of Illegally Possessed Weapons Including the Ancient Sword of the Meth King from 2020-03-13T16:30

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LA Podcast 305: Several Days of Fear and Uncertainty from 2020-03-06T16:30

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LA Podcast 304: Possession of an Axe in a Public Place Without a Reasonable Excuse from 2020-02-28T16:30

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LA Podcast 303: The Perceived Existential Threat Posed by Badgers from 2020-02-22T10:00

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LA Podcast 302: A Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier from 2020-02-11T16:30

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LA Podcast 301: 12 Tons of Illegally Smuggled Beaver Genitalia from 2020-01-31T16:30

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LA Podcast 300: Vengeance in the Form of Poo from 2020-01-24T18:00

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LA Podcast 299: The Forgiving Nature of Sheep from 2020-01-14T16:30

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LA Podcast 298: A Heartbroken Aberdeen Pigeon Owner from 2020-01-03T16:30

Stories this week include:

• Prominent QC bludgeons fox to death in style.
• Hilarious practical joke results in schoolgirl eating catnip.
• Independent mobile crepe sta...
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LA Podcast 297: Merry Christmas, Les Dennis! from 2019-12-20T16:30

Stories this week include:

• Concrete enema sex game goes exactly as expected.

• Giant Christmas phallus unites neighbourhood.

• Woman in eggless m...

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LA Podcast 296: A Savage Punch-up and Thuggish Low Life Behaviour at Winter Wonderland from 2019-12-13T16:30

Stories this week include:

• Japanese man dials up restraining order.

• Budding escapologist throws yule log at police.

• Lightweight doppelganger ...

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LA Podcast 295: A Masked Gimp Terrorising a Sleepy North Somerset Village from 2019-12-06T16:30

Stories this week include:

• Ex-Babestation model helps restore faith in humanity. 

• Santa's sack captured in chocolate.  

• Giant statue of baby ...

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LA Podcast 294: Band of Kids with Greasy Hair and Black Clothes with a Liking for Death Metal Music (AKA The Pumpkin Film Production on Ebenezer Street) from 2019-11-29T16:30

Stories this week include:

• Questionable bed and breakfast opens in Norwich.

• Doctor takes the p*ss out of airline passenger.

• Suspicious sausag...

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LA Podcast 293: An Occasionally Eccentric Approach to Fried Chicken from 2019-11-19T16:30

Stories this week include:

• Police launch controlled demolition of family home to apprehend suspect.

• Faecal shower health craze reaches Los Angeles.

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LA Podcast 292: A Surprise Birthday Treat from KFC from 2019-11-08T16:30

Stories this week include:

• Romanian circus denies stealing drone operator's dog.
• Steven Seagal returns to the limelight.
• Entrepreneurial brothers launch door-to-do...
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LA Podcast 291: A Booklet of Food Bank Vouchers Signed by David Cameron from 2019-10-30T16:30

Stories this week include:

• Man threatens drastic action after horse given haircut.
• Flaming pillow extinguishes couple's lovemaking.
• Drunk passenger clingfilmed. Listen

LA Podcast 290: Dirty Protests, a Growing Influence from Gangs and the Continued Use of Weapons from 2019-10-18T15:30

Stories this week include:

• Brexit cruise of the United Kingdom runaway success.
• Suspect celebrates throwing table through window by emptying bowel.
• Drunk man caugh...
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LA Podcast 289: Clichéd Ritual Sacrifice Horror Scene from 2019-10-11T15:30

Stories this week include:

• Paranormal investigator stalks man walking dog.
• Marketing firm hires emotional support clown.
• Builder deposits smelly treat in homeowner...
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LA Podcast 288: A Troubled South West Holiday Resort from 2019-10-02T20:00

Stories this week include:

• SNARL splinters.
• Holidaymaker outwitted by claw machine.
• Harry Redknapp enjoys meatballs.
• Former children's TV star victim of r...
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LA Podcast 287: Armed with a Garden Rake and an Empty Bottle of Tequila from 2019-09-24T18:00

Stories this week include:

• So-called expert injured after tampering with sex robot.
• Missing dog last seen running off cliff.
• Waitrose customer upholds stereotype.<...
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LA Podcast 286: The International League for the Protection of Horses from 2019-09-11T15:30

Stories this week include:

• Couple experience miraculously visitation during celebratory meal.
• Emotional support panther seen boarding plane at Bournemouth Airport.
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LA Podcast 285: A Crucifixion Playset for Children from 2019-08-30T15:30

Stories this week include:

• DWP website signposts benefit claimants to jobs as village halls.
• Former fast food mascot believed to have amassed band of street urchins for cri...
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LA Podcast 284: The Pockets of a Greedy Bad Loser of a Gambling Conglomerate from 2019-08-23T15:30

Stories this week include:

• Lotto loser implicated in hot cauliflower cheese altercation.
• Mum celebrates son's 21st birthday by opening tin of vintage baked beans.
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LA Podcast 283: A £7 Bill for a Destroyed Inflatable Lilo from 2019-08-14T15:30

Stories this week include:

• Deviant refrigerates McDonald’s burger for later.
• Metallica prevents another cougar attack.
• Airline approves the use of miniature horses...
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LA Podcast 282: A Late Night Mass Brawl in the Buffet Area (Following an Alcohol-Fuelled Afternoon of 'Patriotic' Partying) from 2019-07-31T15:30

Stories this week include:

• Boyfriend forced to concoct fanciful excuse for disappearance of partner's dog.
• Paranormal investigator claims he was chatted up by haunted doll....
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LA Podcast 281: The Usual Little Englander Brexit Party Head Cases from 2019-07-19T15:30

Stories this week include:

• Banksy suspected of holidaying in Skegness.
• Westlife reveal beloved turnip gifted by fan.
• Massive phallus spotted exiting plane.
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LA Podcast 280: A Root Vegetable with the Face of Noel Edmonds (Mini Episode) from 2019-07-05T15:30

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LA Podcast 279: The Hyper-Regulation of Everyday Life (Mini Episode) from 2019-06-29T06:30

No headlines this week, so here's a lovely poem (courtesy of the Liverpool Echo's comment section):

'Bottle of Robinsons made up juice, 

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LA Podcast 278: A More Conventional Loaf from 2019-06-21T15:30

Stories this week include:

• Campanology competition ends in right old ding-dong.
• Customer becomes enraged after restaurant refuses iguana as method of payment.
• Infa...
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LA Podcast 277: A Hilarious Photo of Nicolas Cage Instead of a Covering Letter for a Job Application from 2019-06-14T15:30

Stories this week include:

• Remorseful thief writes to farmer to say strawberry sorry for fruit theft.
• Nation celebrates the lesbian pugs of Weston-super-Mare. 
• Pol...
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LA Podcast 276: Boules, Shuffleboard and a Covered, Solar-Heated Swimming Pool with Internal Seating Area from 2019-06-07T15:30

Stories this week include:

• Somerset man finally offloads the ol' war machine.
• Butcher banishes balls at vegan activist.
• Woodpeckers suspected of spying on nudists....
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LA Podcast 275: Face to Face with a Grinning, Inch-Thick, Disc of Sausage Meat (AKA Meat Face) from 2019-05-31T15:36:13

Stories this week include:

• Supermarket admits that Welsh language signage errors were result of 'mainly guesswork'.
• Turkey Cock Lane loses out to Fingringhoe.
• DIY ...
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LA Podcast 274: An Amalgamation of the Market Deeping Model Railway Club and the Plymouth Mermaids UK Group from 2019-05-27T17:46:50

Stories this week include:

• Trainee mermaids spotted off Devon coastline. 
• Man-made disaster befalls small Lincolnshire town. 
• Drunk men rescue terrified restaurant...
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LA Podcast 273: Fake / False / Misleading Stories Created by Idiots without a Shred of Journalistic Talent from 2019-05-14T15:59:08

Stories this week include:

• Terrified mother photographs tree.
• Truck passenger banishes pocket alligator at police.
• Drone operator captures adorable video of neighb...
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LA Podcast 272: A Banner Bemoaning the Impact of a Builder's Yard on a 'Depressed' Cat from 2019-05-03T15:48:29

Stories this week include:

• Pathological liar goes to extreme lengths to see Eiffel Tower.
• Lifetime supply of octopus and bi-annual barnacle removal fails to turn alleged sp...
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LA Podcast 271: Noel's Most Memorable Peculiarities from 2019-04-22T08:12:26

Stories this week include:

• Entitled child rejects grammatically incorrect meal.
• Unemployed fisherman spots deadly predator.
• Woman fails to sue Woolworths over shal...
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LA Podcast 270: Overpriced Sweet Frothy Shaving Cream from 2019-04-12T16:30

Stories this week include:

• Hostilities between Mr Softy and Mr Whippy leads south coast to brink of war.
• Julian Assange [REDACTED] in [REDACTED][REDACTED] for [REDACTED] du...
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LA Podcast 269: Spiny Barbel Protrusions and a Spicy Condiment for Chips from 2019-04-05T16:21:59

Stories this week include:

• Old banger spotted on the side of the A1.
• Essex shopper outraged after being mistaken for catfish.
• Company's refusal to change name is f...
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LA Podcast 268: An Irate Great-Grandmother's Absent Sofa from 2019-03-29T16:30

Stories this week include:

• Spoon bender attempts to stop Brexit.
• Psychic twins predict brothers' children will probably meet each other.
• Furious gran sits defiantl...
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LA Podcast 267: A Parliament of Idiots Governing a Nation of Fools from 2019-03-22T16:30

Stories this week include:

• Husband of former Peruvian beauty queen describes deaths of 500 animals as 'normal for a zoo'.
• Woman makes video of crisp packet grand opening. Listen

LA Podcast 266: Earthling Ed and the Protest Against Pork from 2019-03-15T16:30

Stories this week include:

• Homeowner fawns over doe-eyed intruder.
• Man admits adulterous tryst with saucy Mexican.
• Drunk woman loses keys (and grasp of spatial-awa...
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LA Podcast 265: Tubby the Rat and the Winterbacon Adventure from 2019-03-08T16:30

Stories this week include:

• Disturbed jogger maims malnourished lion cub.
• Ghostly apparition revealed to be map of the Sudan.
• 'Batman' sends fishmonger unwanted mer...
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LA Podcast 264: Joyce, the Malignant Toilet-Flushing Ghoul&Trevor, the World's Loneliest Duck from 2019-02-26T21:42:46

Stories this week include:

• Travelodge denies the use of necromancy to increase footfall.
• Roadside puddle becomes memorial to local hero. 
• Man fails to sell the vir...
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LA Podcast 263: The Beverly Hills Doctor of Peru from 2019-02-14T20:53:47

Stories this week include:

• Master of disguise steals thousands from blind pensioner.
• Novelty sex toy allows customers to f*ck themselves.
• Erotic encounter in natio...
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LA Podcast 262: A Bicycle and a Large Amount of Camping Gear from 2019-01-30T18:53:19

Stories this week include:

• Woman arranges lovely spread for children's party.
• Police straining for information in regards to portaloo theft.
• Rumours circulate that...
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LA Podcast 261 (Listener Special): A Dairy Farmer's Disappointing Son from 2019-01-21T21:41:55

Stories this week include:

• Suspected shoplifter gets the porking of a lifetime.
• Joyrider saves women from the horrors of Strictly Come Dancing: The Live Tour
• Son s...
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LA Podcast 260: A Pasty-Loving Pervert and the Thrill of Ejaculating onto an Old Ford Cortina from 2019-01-14T20:18:22

Stories this week include:

• Former restaurateur denies living in house-themed restaurant.
• Man arrested on suspicion of smuggling after transporting emotional support kittens...
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LA Podcast 259: Christmas Ornaments up the Rectum and a Radio in the Throat from 2019-01-07T18:58:29

Stories this week include:

• Reveller resolves to move in with canine lover.
• Spider takes hostage in stand-off with armed police.
• Papier-mache floral horse head left...
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LA Podcast 258: Santa's Chief Snowman and the Mystery of the British Egg Information Service from 2018-12-24T09:09:27

Stories this week include:

• Raging santa delights ravers.
• Local man has eggceptional breakfast.
• Unconfirmed rumours citing Les Dennis as true identity of Banksy qua...
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LA Podcast 257: A Poor to Middling Compo Claim from 2018-12-17T20:13:42

Stories this week include:

• Customer suspected of foul play.
• A taste of paradise invokes Christmas rage.
• Passenger whip-round raises money for replacement plane. Listen

LA Podcast 256: Just Another Tw*t and Other Associated Idiots from 2018-12-05T20:42:05

Stories this week include:

• Desperate woman milks cat.
• Hotel chain rues lack of trained dolphins.
• Existential crisis halts court case.
• Proud couple reveal ...
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LA Podcast 255: The Trojan Pumpkin and the Distended Scrotum from 2018-11-27T20:54:15

Stories this week include:

• Police apologise following complaints regarding 'obscene and offensive' advert for identity parade participants.
• Yukuza to host community-theatre...
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LA Podcast 254: An Agile Gibbon and A Pancake Tortoise from 2018-11-19T19:49:04

Stories this week include:

• Man with nine life-size dolls struggling to find love.
• Cyclist with newly purchased mattress seduces big cat.
• Dutch man wastes everyone'...
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LA Podcast 253: Of No Fixed Abode Heroin Addicts from 2018-11-11T20:35:09

Stories this week include:

• Good samaritan gets lost in pipe organ.
• Rural town experiences unprecedented humvee showers.
• Police build case against Lego thieves. Listen

LA Podcast 252: A Paparazzi Session with Chuckles the Monkey from 2018-10-28T18:31:40

Stories this week include:

• Woman involved in bee-zarre incident.
• Dilapidated holiday park blames customers for exposing shortcomings.
• City abandons artificial-moon...
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LA Podcast 251: Mexican Redknee Tarantula from 2018-10-22T20:40:47

Stories this week include:

• 'Exotic' zoo opens plastic lawn ornament enclosure.
• Galleria dell'Accademia banned from Facebook over pornographic depiction of David.
• U...
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LA Podcast 250: Mainstream Easy Listening B*ll*cks and Tedious Corporate Ads from 2018-10-13T07:27:39

Stories this week include:

• Recently discovered collection of vintage porn magazines takes some beating admits owner.
• Ryanair introduces first hail and ride domestic service...
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LA Podcast 249: Entitled Descendants of Supermarket Moguls from 2018-10-01T19:24:41

The main headline this week:

• The Croydon Cat Killer is unmasked.

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LA Podcast 248: Jesse Plumage and the Mountain Goat Relocation Project from 2018-09-23T15:38:45

Stories this week include:

• Adult-only playground overrun by sugar-addicted toddlers.
• Unparalleled increase in big cat sightings near houses valued at £750,000 and above.  Listen

LA Podcast 247: The Relative Hardiness of Stoats Compared to Other Animals from 2018-09-15T17:16:43

Stories this week include:

• Shoplifter gets testy after being apprehended by security guards.
• Supermarket demands victim pay for artisan ketchup used in distraction mugging....
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LA Podcast 246: A Bizarre and Increasingly Popular Habit of Having Half Naked Women Perform at Funerals from 2018-09-09T09:13:23

Stories this week include:

• Onion-eating contest ends in tears.
• Allo Allo cast members spotted in Gloucestershire sparks fears of a reunion.
• Interspecies gay love a...
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LA Podcast 245: A Vaguer Yet Darker Memory from 2018-08-15T11:50:05

Stories this week include:

• Vigilante with physics A-level shows journalist collection of severed limbs.
• Police make squirrel that terrorised man official mascot.
• F...
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LA Podcast 244: The Life and Times of Alfred Hitler from 2018-08-06T21:03:04

Stories this week include:

• Homeless man lands brand ambassador role with Wilkin & Sons Ltd.
• Long faces after woman refused service at drive-thru.
• Erotic bush gets ...
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LA Podcast 243: Questioning the Legitimacy of an Alleged Zebra from 2018-07-30T17:06:46

Stories this week include:

• Egyptian zoo unveils world's only zebracorn.
• Man attacked by rare churchyard-dwelling Pokemon.
• Police take convicted-criminal based sati...
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LA Podcast 242: Mr Gee’s Night-Time Raid from 2018-07-23T11:12:30

Stories this week include:

• Anonymous man fondles raw chicken.
• Royal Mail attempt to stop seagull going postal.
• New Happy Meal toy range proves extremely unpopular ...
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LA Podcast 241: A Shortage of Ice-Cream at a Marriage Party from 2018-07-11T14:44:46

Stories this week include:

• Drunkard tries to snatch woman's furry companion. 
• Bears allowed to sh*t in woods again. 
• Spurned groom finds happiness in nearby field....
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LA Podcast 240: On the Periphery of the Usual Route of Prevailing Winds from 2018-06-28T11:38:14

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• Man blames failed relationship on ghost of 7-foot circus ringmaster.

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LA Podcast 239: Busting the Octogenarian Mid-Masturbation from 2018-06-24T08:27:03

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• Heroic boyfriend defends partner by throwing pillows at fox.
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LA Podcast 238: A Full Box of Fruits and Two Buckets of Noodles from 2018-06-10T08:29:29

Stories this week include:

• Beloved family pet starts sh*tting in woods.
• Mastermind behind elaborate mail fraud finally unmasked.
• Drunken raver left feeling sheepis...
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LA Podcast 237: Remnants of Prawn Shells, Condiments, Meat Forks and Sharp Knives Combined with an Apparent Lack of Bunting from 2018-05-31T15:04:07

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• Woman takes photograph of literally nothing.
• Con artist ensnares elderly parents in lost car scam.
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LA Podcast 236: Magnetic Rice and Snakes with Medicinal Properties from 2018-05-13T16:26:36

Stories this week include:

• Peanut-addicted badgers lay waste to Scottish castle.
• Coconut arrested on suspicion of electoral fraud reduced to husk of former self.
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LA Podcast 235: A Little Slice of the More Sordid Side of Life from 2018-04-15T17:04:14

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LA Podcast 234: Absolute Low-Life Mindless Scum Coward from 2018-04-06T16:37:01

Stories this week include:

• Coleslaw sandwich eating burglar comes to sticky end.
• Honeymooning couple embark on once-in-a-lifetime trip to Torquay.
• Thug assaults ma...
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LA Podcast 233: Racist Offspring of a Canine from 2018-03-20T08:35:06

Stories this week include:

• Motorcyclist stopped for speeding informs police that he has transcended the constraints of Road Traffic Law.
• Mindless vandals target bug hotel. ...
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LA Podcast 232: A Personal Harem of Shaggable Swans from 2018-03-08T08:50:23

Stories this week include:

• Massive hologram of Vladimir Putin wins election by landslide.
• Thamesmead Swan Patrol disbands after failing their so...
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LA Podcast 231: Serious Safety Risks Involving Untrained Animals in Flight from 2018-02-20T08:46:15

Stories this week include:

• Country Park Assistant Ranger refuses to give up on the fairies.
• Romantic proposes to Pineapple in Greggs the Delicatessen.
• Joker brandi...
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LA Podcast 230: The Strange and Competitive World of Camel Beauty Pageants from 2018-02-09T09:49:35

Stories this week include:

• Jack Sparrow impersonator marries ghost of 300-year-old pirate.
• French police bring abrupt end to simian sightseeing trip.
• Man armed wit...
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LA Podcast 229: A Bad Spell of Human Befouling at Bus Stops from 2018-01-19T19:16:10

Stories this week include:

• Butcher wielding blood sausage facilitates release.
• Woman calls RSPCA over slipper welfare concerns.
• Equipped father heads to park for s...
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LA Podcast 228: A Flurry of Unqualified People Delivering Nonsense Sign Language at Important Occasions from 2017-12-24T10:59:04

Stories this week include:

• Thamesmead Swan Patrol (TSP) forced to reduce daily patrols due to lack of interest.
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LA Podcast 227: A Right Orange-Fingered Jabba the Hut from 2017-12-17T15:53:49

Stories this week include:

• The spectre of Robin Hood stages intervention for local UFO expert.
• Manhunt continues for crazed, pin-wielding fugitive.
• Travelodge to o...
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LA Podcast 226: The Devil's Cucumber from 2017-11-27T18:42:34

Stories this week include:

• Faecal connoisseur shaves dog.
• Pensioner discovers unexploded courgette.
• Newcastle man admits that pasty tattoo was a misteak.
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LA Podcast 225: Mock Effigies from 2017-11-13T14:20:04

Stories this week include:

• Welsh defeat hostile octopuses.

• Remote village burns sacrificial wicker van to the God of broadband speeds.

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LA Podcast 224: The Veneer of Textbook, Overdone Hipster Pretentiousness from 2017-11-03T08:28:54

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LA Podcast 223: A Penis and Testicle-Shaped Mass from 2017-10-13T06:56:30

Breaking News: Alex goes it alone...(Part 2)

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LA Podcast 222: The Buddhist Foreign Lobster Ritual from 2017-10-06T12:11:22

Breaking News: Alex goes it alone...(Part 1)

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LA Podcast 221: Severed Penis Air Ambulance Callout from 2017-09-27T07:01:46

Stories this week include:

• Deadly sock discovered in Coventry bedroom.

• Local hero to publish explosive diary charting the biodegradable properties of plastic...

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LA Podcast 220: A Penis from a Greek Statue, Thousands of Sachets of Sea Monkeys and a Suitcase Full of Mannequin Hands from 2017-09-10T17:42:30

Stories this week include:

• Welsh shopkeeper forced to admit that dogs cannot talk following extensive research.

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LA Podcast 219: Donald Trump and the Little Doll Hand Scratches from 2017-08-23T12:39:20

Stories this week include:

• Luddite uses petrol station.

• Possessed charity shop doll scapegoated for infidelity.

• Guinea pig 'deposited' in sho...
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LA Podcast 218: An LGBT Friendly, Organic, Knit Your Own Yoghurt Type Place from 2017-08-04T15:34:40

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