Podcasts by Last Men On Earth

LMOE #174: Extremely Blurred Lines from 2021-10-07T22:30:29

Yes, it's true. Matt and I take more work vacations than the cackling chunksters on The View. Hopefully, those moments we do return to tape more shows we're not quite as stupid. Though that's cl...

LMOE #173: Megan Rapinoe in a Babydoll, Now We Have Your Attention from 2021-06-25T03:32:27

Matt came back from the week off he demanded for Juneteenth, which is interesting because he was definitely on the slaveowner's side. Every dance has two partners.

We reunited to discu...

LMOE #172: Hollywood Pays Big Woke Bills from 2021-06-11T22:05:49

The boys are back in town again. I think because we don't have vaccine passports we're technically not allowed to leave. But beside the point. Matt and I got together at my mountaintop lair and ...

LMOE #171: Bill Gates, Pussy Magnate from 2021-05-13T04:38:49

Don't call it an audio comeback!

We're back with a fully functional amateurish episode of Last Men on Earth.

This is the one where we discuss why billionaires like Jeff Bezo...

LMOE #170: The Sickly Covid Tapes from 2021-05-06T22:54:29

I'm not going to sugar coat this, we took a year off to hide under our couches with our various gendered fully-legal sex workers and came back and screwed up the audio recording on our very firs...

LMOE #153 - Deadnaming, Naked Professors, and Bezos Peen from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Do you ever look around this world and think to yourself, man, I'm glad Ol' Dirty Bastard died before he had to see all of this shit? No. Me neither. Though it's hard not to reminisce about a ti...

LMOE #147 - Rambling Into 2019 with Louis C.K. from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

If this were a Friends episode, it would be called The One Where Lex and Matt ramble on because it's the New Year and also drinking beer. Though we'd have to shorten that for the TV Guide recap....

LMOE #169 - COVID, Heard Dumps, and NBA SJW from 2020-07-13T07:23:03

There are heroes in this life, and then there are HEROES. Like Matt and I drinking beers and eating pretzels and violating many standing COVID restrictions by our mayor, governor, and almighty W...

LMOE #167 - The Internet Is For Porn from 2020-01-26T03:03:51

Now that Matt and I are shitting out content on a regular schedule, it's time to consider your patronage of this blessed audio work. Where would the world be without the De Medici family support...

LMOE #166 - Lizzo Needs The Lipo from 2020-01-19T07:25:11

After an extended break where Matt and I each had plastic surgery to look like the other, like Face/Off, only with less straight actors, we are back and fully recharged for 2020. Our commitment ...

LMOE #165 - Making a Mountain out of Katie Hill from 2019-11-05T08:07:36

Young people will always be idiots in the eyes of older people because older people were once young and have the hindsight to see what idiot assholes they were. It's the circle of life. This is ...

LMOE #164 - Greta Thunberg Scold-a-thon from 2019-10-01T01:56:38

It's less often that Matt and I have the chance to sit down and really talk out our feelings. Like who's a fucking moron, who deserves to be felled by a tetanus-ridden cleaver, and who is so hot...

LMOE #163 - Gay Balls, Straight Oppression, and The Miracle of Childbirth from 2019-09-01T06:19:35

You know how in every successive rap album Eminem spends half the record time apologizing for his last album being shitty and promises this one now is finally good -- that's our latest Last Men ...

LMOE #162 - Game of Moans from 2019-07-29T02:11:32

Matt and I get a lot of heat for our irregular podcast recording schedule of late. But if you knew the difficulty arranging venues and times between Matt's ankle bracelet and school and park dis...

LMOE #161 - Yang Gangs, Bang Gangs, and Chelsea Hooligans from 2019-07-01T02:10:49

Coming off my audio failures this week, I put extra effort into being profound, on-topic, and thoughtful -- or, none of the things that come naturally to me. Meh, too much work. It's like the fr...

LMOE #160 -- The Unbroken from 2019-06-23T22:43:35

One thing I've learned in life is to admit when you made a mistake, learn from that mistake, then beat your children to mask your feelings of shame. Everybody has their own plan. I did manage to...

LMOE #159 - Amy Schumer Pump and Dump from 2019-05-27T04:51:36

It's harder for Matt and I to get together these days, what with my running a shelter for runaway teen girls who are height-weight proportionate and hate their fathers, and Matt's multiple ankle...

LMOE #158 - Powerlifting T's and Burkini Arousal from 2019-05-05T05:49:14

Nothing says kiss-ass like a men's media outlet putting together a woman's edition. There's the obligatory celebration of Serena Williams and a chick in Pakistan who was murdered for trying to a...

LMOE #157 - The One With the Gay POTUS from 2019-04-08T07:33:58

America may now be evolved enough that we can have a completely immature discussion about what it might be like to have a sexually active gay President in the White House. Or would this ever hap...

LMOE #156 - Cardi B Robbing and Whoring from 2019-03-29T20:41:28

The better part of having a show like the Last Men on Earth podcast is knowing exactly how to respond to any app tool asking if your content contains explicit language. YES. Though you might thi...

LMOE #155 - Hollywood's Hot Women Rise Against from 2019-03-08T07:24:47

I don't know how your town or industry works, but here in Hollywood, a hot girl with an amazing body can't catch a break. Blonde beauties like Brie Larson and steamy hot busty L...

LMOE #154 - Transgender Sports Domination from 2019-02-28T09:47:03

When I used to play sports, people told me I ran like a girl. Little did I know that in the future boys like me would have a chance to dominate the Connecticut High School Girls Track finals. I ...

LMOE #152 - Andy King Going Down, Emily Ratajkowski Rising Up from 2019-02-08T07:13:55

I like to think of Matt and I as great detectives searching for real evidence in a worldwide case of fake news, bullshit, obfuscation, and misdirection. But, honestly, neither of us would pass a...

LMOE #151 - Jussie Smollett Unraveled from 2019-02-01T09:36:26

We have two cross purpose phenomena in the Jussie Smollett case. First the desire to be early and loudest about an obviously just outrage over a potentially vile and brutal attack on a minority....

LMOE #150 - Terry Crews Skins the Flute from 2019-01-25T07:33:19

You'd think after 150 episodes we'd rise above our sophomoric and juvenile antics and produce something of adult level quality and discourse. You'd think. Score one for consistency.

On...

LMOE #149 - Toxic Masculinity Don't Need No Razors from 2019-01-18T08:42:59

Here's an idea. Put out a tremendously simpleton and cynical sermon on social morality and when people label it simpleton and cynical, declare their defensiveness to be a certain sign that you w...

LMOE #148 - R. Kelly Sweet Smell of Relief from 2019-01-11T05:37:50

Today was the day I think we finally said something meaningful. I can't be sure. 147 practice runs and finally, there may be an ounce of wisdom in today's show. It's not as easy being profound a...

LMOE #146 - SMILF GILF and Merry Fucking Christmas from 2018-12-20T06:24:54

Before we get to our predictions for the coming year, Matt and I rounded out 2018 by dealing with some of the more profound issues facing our world. Dicks in thongs, Pete Davidson's cries for he...

LMOE #145 - Mouncey Trouncey Women's Handball from 2018-12-14T10:33:32

If you don't pay attention, changes in the world can pass you by without ever even noticing them. Though you're likely to notice the 6'2", 220 pound frame of Men's Handball Champ turned Women's ...

LMOE #144- Natalie Portman Denounces Jessica Simpson's Boobs from 2018-12-07T06:13:24

The term patriarchy now seems entirely invented by feminists to pretend it's men, not women, who are tearing down women. You know how men love to judge, gossip, and snipe about how women look or...

LMOE #143 - Who's Your Tranny? from 2018-11-29T22:21:10

This week's show as usual was dedicated to the outrage of the offended and the offenders as arbitrarily decided in this world by who shouts the loudest. Sometimes, you need to speak truth to pow...

LMOE #142 - Amazon Tease Fest and GQ Panty Waists from 2018-11-15T09:36:45

The world has turned upside down and all the Chinese people have fallen off. It's our job to fix what is rotten on this planet with semi-literate commentary on the week's events. It doesn't pay ...

LMOE #141 - #IAmSexist from 2018-11-08T16:31:57

The entire premise of this little 100,000,000 audience strong Last Men on Earth podcast is that men are under siege in these times of feminist planet hijackings. As if women can fly. Just kiddin...

LMOE #140 - Sarah Silverman Comes Up Spunky from 2018-10-26T09:50:33

Moral outrage is directly proportional to the general number of skeletons in one's closet. Normal people good with their soul compass don't feel a need to lecture others on right and wrong. Peop...

LMOE #139 - Liz Warren Go Whoop Whoop from 2018-10-18T07:36:52

Pro Tip of the Day: no matter how much you love your rub and tug masseuse, continue to use your fake name. This comes to us from a guy who just woke up in Bangkok with a rip-roa...

LMOE #138 - White Chicks Are Crazy Angry from 2018-10-10T07:24:57

This is no time for White Males to stand up and be counted. The stanzas of simplistic chants directed at your patriarchal domineering alone are enough to make you want to build a rocket ship and...

LMOE #137 - Ronaldo Steals Stink, Lindsay Lohan Arabic Kidnappings from 2018-10-04T08:42:56

It's easy to assume the world is going crazy, because it is. Not in that slow, stepped way either. Nope, like overnight, that woman you knew as the helpful town pharmacist for 40 years is on the...

LMOE #136 - Cosby Rape, Kavanaugh Rape Accused, Pete Davidson Rape Face from 2018-09-29T02:07:54

There's simply a ton of raping going on these days. Don't let the stats fool you. Cosby raped a bunch of women's toes and ears. Brett Kavanaugh raped his liver in high school, if not a girl with...

LMOE #135 - Brett Kavanaugh Raping the 80's from 2018-09-21T09:12:24

And now you find yourself in '82

The disco hotspots hold no charm for you

Yeah, this was bound to happen. The 36-year old career blocking sort of rape sort of r...

LMOE #134 - Serena Williams Muscle-Bound Brat from 2018-09-13T21:33:53

I always joke about how this episode is going into the Smithsonian. None of these episodes are headed for official government or museum archives. But somewhere I like to think Larry Flynt is bur...

LMOE #133 - Louis C.K. Untugged from 2018-08-30T18:14:57

The benefit of a modern digital and omnipresent media is the ability to know the sick and disturbing truths about anyone and anything we once held dear. Wait, I meant, that's the downside. The b...

LMOE #132 - Asia Argento #SheToo from 2018-08-23T15:51:04

Of course, certain stories just drop right into your lap like exotic dances on the make. When Asia Argento and her sisters armed with venom at the seedy Hollywood system and its even seedier pla...

LMOE #131 - Banana Hammocks and Women With Man Hands from 2018-08-17T07:41:53

I never thought this little podcast of ours would become the most profound and thoughtful take on the times we live in. And I was right. Not even close. However, if you listen regularly, and wit...

LMOE #130 - Roger Ailes Is Dead and Fat and In a Movie from 2018-08-02T02:09:47

There are days I don't want to get out of bed. But not podcast show days. Those are the times I raise myself by sheer force of will and find the strength to share the truth with the world. Also,...

LMOE #129 - Straight White Men, The Male Bashing Musical from 2018-07-26T01:16:19

Being a straight white male comes with tremendous privileges. The secret clubs come to mind where we hand each other the keys to the kingdom and recommit ourselves to denying access to all other...

LMOE #128 - Gay Conversion Sleep-away Camp from 2018-07-19T03:15:31

Sometimes I wonder if two half-breeds with poor work habits can actually save this gaseous spinning orb. Then I remember that's the precise winning character formula of every space opera ever. S...

LMOE #127 - Sexual Mummification from 2018-07-05T06:48:03

Neither the rockets red glare nor the illegal Mexi-fireworks bursting in air could sway Matt and I from our appointed recording rounds to knock out LMOE #127. America! You're far from perfect, b...

LMOE #126 - The Chrissy Teigen Breast Pump Dump from 2018-06-21T02:54:41

My grandmother once told me, there's a reason they don't have boxing in the Special Olympics. She left it at that. It took me nearly two decades to figure out what she meant. And no, I'm not tel...

LMOE #126 - The Chrissy Teigen Breast Pump Dump from 2018-06-21T02:54:41

My grandmother once told me, there's a reason they don't have boxing in the Special Olympics. She left it at that. It took me nearly two decades to figure out what she meant. And no, I'm not tel...

LMOE #125 - Gender Studies Breach from 2018-06-14T18:56:20

June is Offensive Podcast Appreciation month, I'm fairly sure, need to look that up. Matt and I were determined to add some nuggets of wisdom and truth to our crap salad of words this w...

LMOE #124 - Mocha Frappucino With a Shot of Overraction from 2018-05-24T21:00

Lex and Matt are back to talk about a gay conversion summer camp memoir that's probably automatically going to win Best Picture, Starbucks making themselves look worse by trying to fix their loi...

LMOE #123 - Feminist Dystopia from 2018-05-10T19:00

Lex and Matt sneak into Rocco's Tavern when there's no big soccer game on to talk about Amber Rose and Amanda Knox's weird discussion on sexual history and murderous tendencies, DJ Khaled's oral op...

LMOE #122 - Smallville Sex Cult from 2018-04-25T21:05:22

We discuss Allison Mack's role in Keith Raniere's NXIVM sex cult, how the media ignored a lesbian couple driving six adopted black kids off a cliff, Amy Schumer not being fat enough to be funny, ho...

LMOE #121 - High School Nipple Distraction from 2018-04-10T18:14:04

The boys probe into the depths of the Internet's reaction to Facebook's data collection and sales policies, and to Apu on The Simpsons for being a racial stereotype (after decades of silence on the...

LMOE #120 - #Enough About Parkland from 2018-03-28T21:03:54

Lex and Matt return to Rocco's Tavern for a rousing discussion on Stormy Daniels, the Parkland kids' prolonged media attention (and their lack of acne), the true meaning of Saint Patrick's Day, the...

LMOE 119 - The Rise of the Beta Males! from 2018-03-15T20:01:21

Is Hollywood trying to kill the idea of masculinity?  Can transsexuals legally force Tinder to make accommodations for their inclusion?  Should a fake prince make more than a fake queen?  And when ...

LMOE #118 - Fifty Shades of Seacrest? from 2018-02-28T20:36:56

Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston are back at it, this week diving into Texas' transsexual state wrestling champion, an African woman-only commune called Umoja, Funny Or Die taking the easy, safe route f...

LMOE #117 - The Shitholing of Africa from 2018-02-14T21:19:54

Princeton students walk out of a class after the professor teaches about hate speech...during a class on hate speech. Sharpie messages on Sports Illustrated's #MeToo Swimsuit models. "Black Panther...

LMOE #116 - Get your ass off the plane, Jen Selter! from 2018-01-31T17:24:49

Lex and Matt descend on Rocco's Tavern once again to discuss how Nicole Eggert changes her story about Scott Baio's alleged sexual misconduct from 30 years ago, sports and stage parents shoulder ze...

LMOE 115 - Iceland Solves the Gender Pay Gap! from 2018-01-05T20:22:32

We kick off 2018 chatting about CNN's big gay New Year's Eve party, Terry Crews' backfiring male #MeToo lawsuit, some guy suing Iliza Shlesinger for her girls only comedy night, Iceland's solution ...

LMOE #114 - #ESPNtoo from 2017-12-20T22:55:39

We wrap up this crazy year with ESPN's John Skipper departing the network due to substance abuse, and how they released the John Buccigross/Adrienne Lawrence texts, Anita Hill's new CASHEW gig, SI ...

LMOE #113 - Sarah Silverman's Flag Freakout from 2017-12-13T20:20:23

Journalist Ryan Lizza gets fired from The New Yorker for something unexplained but definitely not work-related. Mei Rui, "cancer researcher and pianist" kicked off Spirit Airlines plane for breastf...

LMOE #112 - UFC Sexism from 2017-12-06T22:06:57

Angela Magana claims she lost her UFC 218 fight due to a sexist male referee stopping the fight prematurely, MSNBC host takes flak for gay slurs in blog posts about Charlie Crist from a decade ago,...

LMOE #111 - Flakesgiving Week from 2017-11-22T18:12:38

We were stood up by another guest, but we press on to talk about Lena Dunham defending Murray Miller against teen rape allegations, Al Franken's groping history, Feminists wanting Johnny Depp remov...

LMOE #110 - Send Nudes to Facebook from 2017-11-15T23:12:19

Alex Rose Wiesel joins us as well as Lex's friend Mary Kate Gaffney to talk about George H. W. Bush's ass-grabbing allegations, Facebook's cunning plan to fight revenge porn, and the Scale Of Victi...

LMOE #109 - We Were Stood Up! from 2017-11-08T20:42:46

Opportunistic Rose McGowan's "Brave" memoir about the evils of Hollywood, where soon there might be nobody left to produce big projects, especially since the Weinstein scandal revealed how all the ...

LMOE #108 - Andy Dick: Licker (with Ali Levine and Amanda Lauren) from 2017-11-03T00:00:22

Ali and Amanda of the "Things We're Too Lazy To Blog About" podcast join us to talk about Hollywood's skeletons all coming out of the closet (as well as Kevin Spacey). Lex and Matt also tackle Mega...

LMOE #107 - Tantra and Weinstein (featuring Préity Üupala) from 2017-10-25T21:00:51

Préity Üupala joins us to talk about her background in spirituality, her views as a global citizen, and her thoughts on Harvey Weinstein, tantra and Kit Harrington's apology for his comments on sex...

LMOE #106 - #YouToo? w/ Scar and Irene from "Cholos Try" from 2017-10-18T23:49:26

Scar and Irene from the "Cholos Try" video series stop by to share their views on the #MeToo campaign and Mayim Bialik's opinion, Colin Kaepernick and active NFL kneelers, and P!nk withholding s...

LMOE 105 - Jerod Zavistoski from 2017-10-11T21:33:45

We're joined by LA's top dating coach Jerod Zavistosky this week for a rousing roundtable on Harvey Weinstein's harassment, Cam Newton's smugly smiling sexist reply to a female sports reporter, how...

LMOE #104 - Beth Bowen and the Boys from 2017-10-06T01:09:57

Beth Bowen of Bravo's "There Goes the Motherhood" brings a refreshing female perspective to the show, as Lex and Matt also talk about Tiffany Trump and when not to take a selfie, college basketball...

LMOE #103 - Dick Simmons from 2017-09-28T17:40:04

Richard Simmons loses in his slander suit against the Enquirer, NFL players kneel for...why, again? Hurricane Maria absolutely destroys Melissa Joan Hart's vacation, the media reports on Trump i...

LMOE #102 - Ariel Winter's Tits from 2017-09-19T23:39:01

Lex and Matt are back to talk about the death of Rolling Stone and what it means for legacy media and rock n' roll, and then they get into Tom Cruise's Scientological and parental problems, Scottie...

LMOE #101 - Ted Cruz Likes Porn from 2017-09-13T19:44:04

Hollywood is going all out for social justice films and TV, plus a Ruth Bader Ginsburg biopic, Fashion Week tries to be something it simply can't be, Matt hates people who ignore the bigger picture...

LMOE #100 - Hey Mickey, You're So Unattractive from 2017-09-07T19:48:21

For our 100th episode, Lex and Matt are back at Rocco's Tavern in Studio City to discuss Toni Basil's struggles as a one-annoying-hit-wonder, L'Oreal's transsexual former model's racist rant, Kate ...

LMOE #99 - Vagina Rejuvenation from 2017-08-30T22:43:52

Lex and Matt are back at Rocco's Tavern to discuss Colin Kaepernick's protestors, James Cameron's opinion on Wonder Woman, Amazon and Whole Foods, Matt's thoughts on why humanity is utterly doomed,...

LMOE #98 - Dicks from 2017-08-25T03:43:49

Joss Whedon's ex-wife says he's a serial young-actress-fucking dick, ESPN re-assigns an Asian football commentator due to concerns about dicks on social media, R. Kelly and his dick get away with e...

LMOE #97 - ESPN Fantasy Slave Auction? from 2017-08-17T21:34:36

We have a rare repeat guest, as Jessica Winther joins Lex and Matt to discuss how some people were uncomfortable with ESPN's Fantasy Football auction, Taylor Swift's ass grab lawsuit victory, erect...

LMOE #96 - More Usher Herpes Victims, featuring Jessica Winther (...our guest, not a victim) from 2017-08-10T22:46:44

Should one actually need to contract an STD in order to sue someone else for not disclosing that they were infected before nailing you? Lex and Matt are joined by special guest Jessica Winther to d...

LMOE #95 - Dio's Hologram Live (?) On Tour from 2017-08-02T18:53:02

Ronnie James Dio gets the hologram treatment so other living people can profit, Lil Duval defends his post-transsexual sex violence threats, Matt Explains Debbie Wasserman-Schultz's greasy-ass Jher...

LMOE #94 - Usher's 20 Million Dollar Herpes from 2017-07-26T19:26:15

Amber Rose says all Kanye West ever gave him was fame (AKA the only thing she has?), the lady who got herpes from Usher wants $20 million from him, Liev Schreiber takes his son to Comic-Con dressed...

LMOE #93 - R. Kelly's Sex Cult from 2017-07-20T20:59:35

R. Kelly claims he's not holding young women against their will in exchange for furthering their music careers, Disney's live-action Aladdin production, Matt laments how award shows have become lit...

LMOE #92 - Emily Ratajkowski's Tits from 2017-07-06T19:54:59

Emily Ratajkowski says her voluptuous breasts are holding her back in Hollywood, Disney puts the PC back in Pirates of the Caribbean, Matt discusses the potential problems regarding a Canadian tran...

LMOE #91 - Serena Williams cannot be serious! from 2017-06-29T20:13:26

Serena Williams' crazed fans think John McEnroe crossed a line, Shonda Rimes alleges obese-o-phobia, "Fearless Girl" wins an award for its courageous political correctness, Matt apologizes for s...

LMOE #90 - Wonder Woman's Pay Gap? from 2017-06-21T19:25:13

The Gender Pay Gap manifests itself in Wonder Woman, Harvard rescinds its acceptance of ten students due to racist memes, Carrie Fisher's inevitable toxicology report, Man Bun Ken dolls, Elizabeth ...

LMOE #89 - Dennis Rodman - Diplomat? from 2017-06-14T18:47:07

Lex gives Matt no time to prepare as the two dive face-first into Dennis Rodman's frat boy North Korea diplomacy, Alison Brie's horrifying forced partial-toplessness incident, Katy Perry's needless...

LMOE #88 - Donald Trump's Severed Head from 2017-05-31T19:54:57

Lex and Matt are back to Rocco's in Studio City after a week off as they tackle Kathy Griffin's Trump stunt, a sportswriter fired for a tweet about the Japanese Indy 500 winner, Jamie Foxx's high s...

LMOE #87 - Certificate of Facebook Live Birth from 2017-05-17T16:02:05

As if mommy bloggers weren't already the most annoying people on social media, one had to up the ante and give birth on Facebook Live. Lex and Matt head back to Rocco's Tavern in Studio City to pro...

LMOE #86 - Presenting "Exhibit D" to the Jury from 2017-05-11T19:50:30

Can a Florida man prove his innocence by whipping out his cock? If nobody cares about your public breastfeeding, are you really a hero? And did you hear about that shark attack on a porn star?  Lex...

LMOE #85 - Ashley Graham nude...no, wait, come back! from 2017-05-04T20:43:38

Who does V Magazine think the target audience for Ashley Graham's nude photos is? Lex and Matt dive deep into this and Rosie O'Donnell nakedly chasing her teen daughter around with a wine bottle, M...

LMOE #84 - When Tess Holliday says you're fat... from 2017-04-27T19:41:41

Fat Tess Holliday fat shames her fat Uber driver, Emmanuel Macron married the teacher who raped him and nobody cares, Brie Larson is full of shit, Abigail Breslin keeps talking about rape without e...

LMOE #83 - Jenner's Jettisoned Junk from 2017-04-13T01:32:47

Caitlin Jenner finally has "the surgery," Abigail Breslin opens up on social media about date rape in lieu of the legal system, Melania Trump is legally not a prostitute, Clay Adler joins the ranks...

LMOE #82 - Non-Denominational Egg Hunts? from 2017-04-06T19:09:56

Sound guy Brian somehow didn't save last week's amazing episode, but he's back and sober enough to remember to hit "save" at the correct time as Lex and Matt discuss that outrage-inducing Pepsi ad ...

LMOE #81 - Russian Raccoon Rentals? from 2017-03-23T19:23:23

Lex and Matt descend upon Rocco's Tavern in Studio City to hammer the week's most pressing topics: Kesha losing in court again instead of making good music, Scott Disick's sex addiction, how funny ...

LMOE #80 - Pam! Right In the Assange from 2017-03-15T19:32:54

Lex and Matt discuss Justin Bieber being a dick to his fans like we all wish we could do, Snoop Dogg's fake shooting of a fake Trump, Mama June's hotness, the Texas masturbation protest bill, Pamel...

LMOE #79 - A Podcast Without a Woman from 2017-03-08T19:17:01

It's the day of the Day Without a Woman protest, or strike, or walk-out, or whatever. Lex and Matt are back at Rocco's Tavern to explore this, Beauty and the Bestiality, why Snapchat is worth so da...

LMOE #78 - PricewaterhouseBloopers from 2017-03-01T07:33:27

Never mind that Best Picture fuck-up at the Oscars, what's with them bringing a three-strike felon on stage? Matt joins Lex and his gender-neutral child, Bobby, at Rocco's Tavern in Studio City for...

LMOE #77 - Playboy Remembers Their Roots from 2017-02-17T21:27:20

Are we supposed to pretend like that year-long stint of titless Playboy never happened?  Lex and Matt are joined by radio personality Jake Dill at Rocco's Tavern to discuss this as well as Beyonce'...

LMOE #76 - A Podcast Without a Woman from 2017-02-10T06:56:45

Women are mad as hell and they're gonna...well, do nothing, someday... Lex and Matt are back at Rocco's Tavern to make fun of this, as well as Lady Gaga's fake body shaming, lame Super Bowl commerc...

LMOE #75 - Don't Fight With Crazy from 2017-02-03T06:24:19

Lex and Matt are back at Rocco's Tavern to talk about Matt Barnes and Derek Fischer's hate-fest, the British Medical Association claiming it's discriminatory against trans and intersex people to sa...

LMOE #74 - Homeschool Shooter! from 2017-01-27T16:30:39

Some mom in Utah will be doing time for doing high schoolers, Shia LeBeouf's crazy performance art political protest something-or-other, Matt's lesson to us all on the meaning of intersex, Malia Ob...

LMOE #73 - Another All-Female Movie Remake? from 2017-01-20T07:59:17

Ocean's Eight is the latest installment in the all-female cast movie remake trend, Holly Sonders becomes golf's Anna Kournikova, Matt explains why the future is going to suck, Joss Whedon's violent...

LMOE #72 - Armpit Hair Female Empowerment? from 2017-01-13T05:25:06

The guys return to chat about Joseph Fiennes landing his dream role of...Michael Jackson?  Then Lola Kirke attends the Golden Globes without shaving her armpits because girl power or something, ...

LMOE #71 - Real Housewives of ISIS from 2017-01-06T19:59:24

Lex and Matt have finally suppressed their holiday hangovers are are back at Rocco's Tavern to talk about Superfly Snuka being too crazy to stand trial for murder, Ray Jay selling out or cashing in...

LMOE #70 - Florida (ft. Pitbull) from 2016-12-16T05:27:51

Pitbull apparently had partnered with Florida's tourism board, some women are convinced that not having kids constitutes environmental activism, and BuzzFeed holds an even "bigger" fashion show tha...

LMOE #69 - Sixty-Nine, Dudes! from 2016-12-09T20:35:31

Lex and Matt are back to talk about Johnny Manziel's career hurdles, Serena Williams' demands for equality in tennis, online virginity sales and whether the seller or the buyer is creepier, Sant...

LMOE #68 - Female Empowerment Calendars (For Men?) from 2016-12-02T21:29:10

Another year, another Pirelli calendar that doesn't seem geared toward its target audience. Then Lex and Matt look at Tom Cruise's likeability and authenticity, Amber Heard talking about domestic a...

LMOE #67 - Post-Election Drama from 2016-11-17T21:24:44

Lex and Matt's President-Elect Donald Trump hangovers have subsided long enough for them to talk about the protests, a christian blogger ending her marriage to come out as lesbian for Abby Wambach,...

LMOE #66 - The Light Beer Pay Gap? from 2016-11-04T04:34:27

Lex and Matt are back at Rocco's Tavern in Studio City to discuss Bud Light pulling their gender equality commercials in favor of more NFL ads, Ashley Graham's fat glorification, the sexist and/or ...

LMOE #65 - Should we be thanking Kim Kardashian? from 2016-10-28T19:06:05

Kim Kardashian makes millions selling herself; is this a symptom of the dumbing-down of society, or is she just gathering all the dumb people into one easily-recognizable place?  Lex and Matt probe...

LMOE #64 - Man Rules from 2016-10-21T20:12:27

Number 1, as Donald "Donnie" Trump Jr. says, don't say anything, or you'll be labeled a "hater." Number 2, as Leo DiCaprio has demonstrated, you just can't be a rich playboy and a good social activ...

LMOE #63 - Teen Beauty Pageant Locker Room Talk! from 2016-10-14T19:58:13

Lex and Matt return to Rocco's Tavern to discuss how Donald Trump should be the dividing line for your male friends from this point onward, Birth of a Nation's box office performance, the Bathrooms...

LMOE #62 - Kiefer Sutherland Walks Into a Bar from 2016-10-07T06:34:12

Special guest Retep of I Can't Believe This Shit Podcast (@ICBTS_Podcast) drops by as Lex and Matt talk about makeup oppression, Arnold Schwarzenegger and his bastard son, and Kiefer Sutherland's f...

LMOE #61 - Hot Chicks in Hijabs from 2016-09-30T20:02:11

We had to take a week off as our sound guy suffered a broken forearm in an incident he claims is curtain-related, but Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston are back to talk about Hillary Clinton and Donald T...

LMOE #60 - Hot For 4th Grade Teacher from 2016-09-16T19:14:55

Some people have a problem with a beautifully curvy woman teaching a class of fourth graders even if she doesn't show a lot of skin. Then there's the questions of Donald Trump's medical history and...

LMOE #59 - Gretchen's Millions from 2016-09-09T18:24:29

Former Fox News leggy talking head Gretchen Carlson snatches a $20 million settlement over Roger Ailes' sexual harassment, Megan Rapinoe takes a knee during the national anthem before nobody watche...

LMOE 58 - Weiner's Wife Walks! from 2016-08-31T20:23:17

Apparently sexting other people wasn't enough to get Huma Abedin to separate from her husband, Anthony Weiner (aka Carlos Danger), but sexting with their four-year-old son in the background crossed...

LMOE #57 - We called it! from 2016-08-19T20:31:19

Lex and Matt bask in the glory of successfully predicting Ryan Lochte's fabricated Brazil Rambo situation and Amber Heard walking away with $7 million for mere extortion. Then Kurt Metzger deals wi...

LMOE #56 - Chick Flick Reparations from 2016-08-12T06:22:52

The female version of Ocean's Eleven had to be cut down to Ocean's Eight, Cindy Crawford's young daughter is getting in to modeling, Malia Obama smokes weed, Martin Shkreli diagnoses Hillary Clinto...

LMOE #55 - Suicide Squad Safe Spaces from 2016-08-05T02:34:26

Suicide Squad fans want Rotten Tomatoes shut down for their poor review of the movie they've been anticipating, Caitlyn Jenner's TV show gets canceled due to poor ratings, Suge Knight tried to kill...

LMOE #54 - The Internet vs. Sarah Silverman from 2016-07-29T17:38:18

Lex and Matt kick back at the lush Rocco's Tavern to discuss Sarah Silverman's Anonymous Twitter hijacking, some crazy "independent" British family who depends on your crowdfunding help, Tobias Str...

LMOE #53 - Gay Sulu from 2016-07-25T22:35:10

Lex and Matt discuss Ashley Graham's weight loss angles, a water polo girl's touching story, Kobe Bryant's family financial advice, DNC leaked emails, Brandy suing her label for slavery, what Kim K...

LMOE #52 - An open podcast to Jennifer Aniston from 2016-07-18T02:23:05

Lex and Matt discuss Jennifer Aniston's open letter to pregnancy rumor starters, the honor killing of Pakistani Kim K, Peeping Playboy Playmate Dani Mathers (after an uncomfortably long and detaile...

LMOE #51 - Akron is so shitty, you tell people you're from Cleveland from 2016-07-06T16:06:30

Lex taps into Matt's fury about YouTube star Calum McSwiggan's fake hate crime, Kevin Durant joining the team that just ended his playoff run, John Cena's diversity ad, someone who willfully change...

LMOE #50 - First Abortion Free! from 2016-06-29T07:38:39

In the wake of a monumental SCOTUS decision, Chelsea Handler talks about getting two abortions in one year when she was a teenager. Kanye West releases a bizarre music video, and Black Twitter thin...

LMOE #49 - No, Canada! from 2016-06-22T08:06:15

Lex and Matt are back to talk aboot Canada's new gender-neutral national anthem, the girl who nailed 31 Oakland cops, Michael Jackson's vast porn collection, the possibility of a blood and/or sexua...

LMOE #48 - Back from our break! from 2016-06-15T06:37:44

After taking some time off, Lex and Matt are back to talk about that illegal immigrant valedictorian, a big fat victory for London people, celebrities making the Orlando attack about themselves, th...

LMOE #47 - Dead Vegans on Mount Everest from 2016-05-30T03:47:02

Some vegans died descending Mount Everest, surprising some people for some reason. The University of Georgia pays Ludacris $65,000 and magnum condoms to perform at their spring football game, manda...

LMOE #46 - Women Aren't Harsh Enough Critics from 2016-05-23T04:14:11

Some guy studied how men and women rate TV shows geared toward the opposite sex, Tess Holliday claims some doctor said she's healthy and totally not going to kill her baby with her own obesity, som...

LMOE #45 - The $15,000 Dildo from 2016-05-13T20:43:46

Yes, Gwyenth Paltrow is selling her gold-plated dildo, and it can be yours for the ridiculous price of just fifteen thousand dollars! Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston plunge deep into this, as well as O...

LMOE #44 - Caitlyn Jenner Nude in S.I. from 2016-05-06T20:26:48

If you're still reading this after seeing the title, thank you. 

This week, Lex Jurgen and Matt Ralston discuss Rumer Willis being bullied, Emma Watson's recycled plastic fashion and U.N....

LMOE #43 - Ted Cruz with boobs from 2016-04-29T19:29:36

Is Azealia Banks right about Beyonce using black stereotypes tosell records to white people, even if she's just a black stereotypeherself? Is Blac Chyna's purple Lamborghini gift from RobKardashian...

LMOE #42 - Good night, sweet artist formerly known as The Artist Formerly Known As Prince from 2016-04-22T20:45:54

Can Tess Holliday be fat-shamed and pregnant-shamed simultaneously? After Dax Shepard’s confession, is there anyone left in Hollywood who HASN’T been molested? And James Franco, who w...

LMOE #41 - Bye, Kobe. from 2016-04-15T20:42:32

The Lakers celebrate Kobe's retirement as they win the final game of the worst season in their history, Johnny Manziel and Lamar Odom seem to just want to drink themselves to death, Erykah Badu thi...

LMOE #40 - In which Matt ponders his dress size from 2016-04-11T20:35:39

Jennifer Lawrence says something about body image issues, Azealia Banks says something about Sarah Palin on Twitter, Jennifer Lopez says "produce my new single" to Dr. Luke, and Matt mentions a new...

LMOE #39 - White People Need Not Apply from 2016-04-02T04:50:25

No April fools here, just Lex and Matt talking about a Broadway production that put out a casting call preferring non-whites, Lamar Odom drinking again, the ethical implications of extorting money ...

LMOE #38 - Hogan's Millions from 2016-03-25T20:28:03

Lex and Matt are back to discuss Hulk Hogan's sex tape payout, Kesha's lamentations of "slavery," NFL baby daddy records, tennis pay equality, Ellen DeGeneres, HBO and a terminally ill comedian nam...

LMOE #37 - Son of a Star! from 2016-03-19T01:26:40

Lex and Matt discuss Madonna's meltdown over missing her son, Adam LaRoche's retirement from the Chicago White Sox because they wouldn't allow his son in the clubhouse all season long, and Charlie ...

LMOE #36 - Bearded Lady Bits from 2016-03-08T02:42:56

Who in the hell would hire a bearded woman as a model? What's the latest with Charlie Sheen, Brett Rossi, and HIV? And is any black actress truly "black enough?" Lex and Matt are back from a break ...

LMOE #35 - GRAMMYs So Black from 2016-02-17T21:37:12

It seems every award show is just piling on the blackness ever since the Oscar nominees were announced, but that unfortunately means we have to talk about Kanye West more. Lex and Matt are back to ...

LMOE #34 - #ClooneySoWhite from 2016-02-10T21:46:34

Peyton Manning says "this Bud's for me," after winning Super Bowl 50, after Beyonce shouts out to #BlackLivesMatter and the Black Panthers at the Halftime Show (does anyone still even watch that?)....

LMOE #33 - Kanye Reacts™ to Assplay Allegations from 2016-02-04T19:13:30

Who knew Kanye's ultimate weakness was assplay? Is high school wrestling the gayest sport ever invented? And is #SAGawardsSoBlack just a lazy, pandering repsonse to #OscarsSoWhite, or an actual vic...

LMOE #32 - Super Black Babies (w/ guest Pete Giovine) from 2016-01-27T21:07:34

How screwed up is Hollywood these days? The Academy announces affirmative action for their membership, straight celebrities are posing as gay couples for photos, and apparently no black baby is saf...

LMOE #31 - Go Fund Yourself from 2016-01-20T05:51:42

Why can't male teenage film bloggers make sexually suggestive jokes involving Amy Schumer when such jokes are basically her entire act? Is a memoir just a pretentious way of saying "autobiography,"...

LMOE #30 - Mansion For Sale; Old Guy Included from 2016-01-16T02:01:20

Well, none of us won the huge Powerball jackpot, so we're kicking off the new year with a ridiculous new episode. Lex and Matt discuss the merits of lotteries like Powerball, plus-size lingerie mod...

LMOE #29 - Ten in a Cage from 2015-12-17T19:20:35

How can The Edge (from U2) claim to be an environmentalist while building five mansions in Malibu? Has Wu-Tang Clan's $2 million album stunt reached its perfect conclusion with Martin "Pharma Bro" ...

LMOE #28 - ADA Compliant Pedestals from 2015-12-09T23:03:11

Media scrutiny is #literally crippling, right Kylie Jenner? And what's with all these women suing men regarding sexual relations? I mean, so what if James Deen made some lady's butthole bleed or Ch...

LMOE #27 - ISIS or Tebow? from 2015-12-03T08:30:16

Lex and Matt finished nursing their Thanksgiving hangovers just in time to discuss some important topics, like the 43rd Pirelli Calendar getting all serious and sophisticated, Kobe Bryant's poetry,...

LMOE #26 - Safe Zones and Tip Notes and Caitlyn! Oh, my! from 2015-11-18T10:31:14

I guess the only thing odd about Charlie Sheen having HIV is the fact that he went on The Today Show to announce it. But could you imagine if he just wrote that on a restaurant receipt where the ti...

LMOE #25 - The Big Gay Quiz! from 2015-11-12T03:35:27

Jeff Richards is our special guest this week as he and Matt Ralston try to pass Lex Jurgen's Big Gay Quiz! They also discuss the recent spat between Vivica A. Fox and 50 Cent, and whe...