Podcasts by Alan and Justin

Financial freedom and Adoption Woes. from 2023-12-11T01:10:35

In this episode we talk about Alan feeling very sad about adoption waiting as well as ganging financial freedom from the weirdest and most forgotten about places.

JoAnn Fabrics, Not being Appreciated and Dr Who! from 2023-12-04T12:30

In this episode of the Alan and Justin podcast we talk about how Justin is under appreciated at work, Alan is obsessed with the new Dr Who Season as well as Who in the Heck goes to JoAnn Fabrics...

Thanksgiving happened. We love Dr. Who. Casetify Controversy. from 2023-11-27T12:30

This week Alan and Justin talk about the controversy with Casetify stealing DBrands products as well as thanksgiving, that happened? didnt really celebrate.

Israel, Palestine, Religion & Self care. Oh & Christmas. from 2023-11-20T12:20

In this episode of "Alan & Justin, A Lazy Yet Successful Podcast", we talk about everything from religion, to Israel and Palestine to self care! It's a wild ride as we hinder o...

Is Alan Removing his Belly Button? from 2023-11-13T12:00

This week we talk about Alan wanting to remove his belly button and plastic surgery, Justin had an incredible stressful work week and what we did to make that better. All while also getting read...

Unfiltered Conversations: Exploring Life's Joys and Challenges from 2023-11-06T12:30

Breaking Free: Achieving Health, Wealth, and Freedom from Toxic People from 2023-10-30T11:00

Hey there! On the latest episode of Alan & Justin, we'll dish on our whereabouts, our house woes, and spill the tea on who's getting cancelled. Grab a seat and tune in!

Bread Maker, Babies, & Beyonce from 2023-02-05T19:13:43

Justin & Alan talk about their new bread maker, planning on having a second baby, and Beyonce’s new tour. Plus, why did somebody steal monkeys from the zoo and put them in the closet? And th...

George Santos, Brian, & Green Dinosaurs from 2023-01-21T21:15:06

Justin & Alan talk about Santos, the name Brian becoming a lot less popular, & Jethroe’s adorable green dinosaur. Plus Lisa Rinna is leaving the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? And Kan...

Shopping, Prius, & Vacation from 2023-01-07T21:16:16

Justin & Alan talk about their vacation in New York and the shopping they got to do, buying a Prius, and why crazy things always seem to happen when they go on vacation. Plus, how many round...

Pending Charges, the Resurrection, & VACATION from 2022-12-31T13:00:02

Justin & Alan talk about pending charges, Justin’s new book out on Amazon, and their VACATION to a place (and hey, we talk about where we’re going this time!). Plus, TikTok is banned in the ...

Two Jews, A Computer, Christmas, & a Peloton from 2022-12-24T20:19:06

Justin & Alan talk about being Jewish around Christmas, a new computer (ooh), Christmas, and something involving a Peloton that’s vaguely connected to, well, Christmas. Christmas Christmas C...

Airport, Trisha Pastas & Steven Twitch Boss from 2022-12-17T19:50:40

Justin & Alan talk about experiences going through the airport, rumors of Trisha Pastas (Paytas’s) newest child, and the sad news on Stephen tWitch Boss. Plus, when does Super Nintendo World...

Onlyfans, Britney Griner & Coffee. from 2022-12-10T21:53:57

Justin & Alan talk about Markiplier’s Only Fans, Britney Griner getting freed, & their hatred of coffee. Plus, there are beds at twitter? And what’s the latest with the midterm elections...

Balenciaga, Spice of Life, & Christmas from 2022-12-03T16:32:43

Justin & Alan talk about the Balenciaga scandal, learning to enjoy cooking again and finding the spice of life, and rocking around the Christmas tree as we prepare for the holiday season. Pl...

Twitter, Bristol, & Christmas from 2022-11-26T15:50:46

 Justin & Alan talk about Twitter continuing to fall apart, preparing for a move to Bristol (spoilers!), and how they celebrate Christmas. Plus, what’s going on with the World Cup? And ...

Slime Rancher, BBC Radio, & Peppa Pig from 2022-11-19T13:00:55

Justin & Alan talk about playing Slime Rancher, listening to the BBC radio, and Peppa Pig! Plus, we went blonde(r)! And why is Twitter falling apart? Find out all this and more on the latest...

Midterms, Tea, & Going UK Country! from 2022-11-12T13:00:19

Justin & Alan talk about the midterm elections, their tea addiction, and how to de-stress in life. Plus, how are book sales going? And what did we get from Balenciagia? Find out all this and...

Shane Dawson, Elon Musk, & Puppy! from 2022-11-05T12:00:59

Justin & Alan talk about Shane Dawson’s return to the world of documentaries, Elon Musk slowly burning Twitter to the ground, and a new family member coming next year. Plus, we talk about Ch...

Halloween, Nancy Pelosi, & I Wrote A Book! from 2022-10-29T12:00:37

Justin & Alan talk about no longer liking Halloween (or much about the U.S., honestly), something violent and horrible that happened to Nancy Pelosi’s husband, and the fantasy/horror book th...

Apple, Liz Truss, & US Vs. UK from 2022-10-22T12:00:50

Justin & Alan talk about new Apple Products, Liz Truss’s resignation, and get deeper on some of the differences between the US and UK. Plus, we’re regulars at Burberry?! And what’s the lates...

Vacation in London, Our Nutrition, & We’re Moving from 2022-10-15T13:00:06

Justin & Alan talk about their vacation in London, nutrition, and some moving plans. Where did we go in the UK and who did we see? What simple difference did we learn about nutrition in the ...

Finances, School Tour, and Malibu Barbie Paytas from 2022-09-22T03:23:07

Justin & Alan talk about changing their approach with finances, touring a school for their kiddo, and Trisha Pastas’s Baby!! Plus, the Queen’s funeral was live-streamed. And what are the bug...

Apple Event, Baby Proofing, & The Queen from 2022-09-12T15:35:19

Justin & Alan talk about the Apple event, getting ready for the newest member of their family (!), and being sad over major world events. Also, what changed in our fashion sense? And what’s our new...

Season 5 Trailer from 2022-09-04T21:11:46

Hey Y'all! Can you believe we have been around for 5 seasons now! Well! We are back! Starting a family and doing all things tech and baby related! Can't wait for everyone to tune in! :)

Amber Heard Trial, Summer Vacations & Mediterranean Diet from 2022-06-03T01:32:09

Justin & Alan talk about the Amber Heard trial, plans for their summer vacations to Florida and somewhere international (fancy), & eating healthier. Plus, what about the apple event next...

Private Schools, Porsche & Firing our Cleaners. from 2022-05-20T14:00:29

Justin & Alan talk about thinking through private schools, wanting a Porsche and firing our cleaners. Plus, what’s the latest with the Supreme Court? And who won the masked singer? All this ...

Supreme Court, Met Gala, & Kardashians from 2022-05-04T15:00:01

Justin & Alan talk about a leaked draft opinion from the Supreme Court that overturns Roe v. Wade, the Met Gala, and the Kardashians. Plus, we finished Pirates of the Caribbean! And what’s t...

Florida, Cleaning, & Vacation from 2022-04-27T15:00:19

Justin & Alan talk about what’s going on in Florida, cleaning their house, & getting ready for a vacation. Plus, Elon Musk is buying Twitter? And who won French’s presidential election. ...

Storms, Brooklyn, & Cat War from 2022-04-13T15:00

Justin & Alan talk about the terrible storms across the midwest this week, shots being fired in the Brooklyn subway, and the ongoing war between Misha and Mazz. Plus, we got a new chair and ...

Will Smith, Hazardous Materials, & Family from 2022-04-06T15:00

Justin & Alan talk about the Will Smith incident, the new kitchen cabinet, and some new family members. Plus, what happened at the Grammys and Oscars? And what terrible abortion law did Okla...

Sick, Tired & Dying from 2022-03-30T15:00

No podcast this week as we both have major allergies and are indeed, feeling like death. Be back next Wednesday! Love you all! BYE!

Gay Dog, Kitties, & Putin’s Yacht from 2022-03-23T15:00

Justin & Alan talk about a gay dog that was abandoned by its owner, some new family members coming to join the house soon, and a yacht found to be owned by Vladimir Putin off the coast of It...

Kanye West, Daylight Savings & Leggings from 2022-03-16T15:00

Justin & Alan talk about Kanye’s pointless feud with Pete Davidson, Daylight Savings time, & new leggings. Plus, Russia is about to run out of storage! And new sanctions come out against...

Mac Studio, Swift, & Freedom Convoy from 2022-03-09T16:00

Justin & Alan talk about the Apple event and the announcement of the Mac Studio, Russia being kicked out of Swift, and the Freedom Convoy in Washington D.C. Plus, the U.S. is refusing to buy...

Russia has invaded, Paying off Debt & Better Minecraft! from 2022-03-02T16:00

Justin and Alan talk about the Russian invasion of Ukraine, paying off debt, and their new streaming setup with Better Minecraft. Plus, when’s Kanye West’s court date? And what’s the latest hila...

House Renovations, Russia, & Record Player from 2022-02-23T16:00

Justin & Alan talk about changing up some rooms in their house, the ongoing tensions between Ukraine and Russia, and their new record player! Plus, what the heck is a Ba.2? And which beauty ...

Florida, Ranch Homes, & Cinnamon Buns from 2022-02-16T16:00

Justin and Alan talk about Florida, looking at ranch homes, and share some news about Cinnamon. Plus, why is Kanye posting about Pete Davidson? And did we see an alligator? All this and more on ...

Vacation, Quiet, & Kanye from 2022-02-09T16:00

Justin and Alan talk about their last but if packing before going on vacation, how strangely quiet the house is, and Kanye West’s Instagram escapades. Plus, what happened on the Mask Singer? And...

Joe Rogan, Minecraft & Vacation from 2022-02-02T16:00

Justin and Alan talk about Joe Rohan, their Minecraft escapades, and their upcoming vacation. Plus, there’s an HIV vaccine! And why have we been eating less bread? All this and more on the lates...

FedEx, BlackBerry & Vacation from 2022-01-19T16:00

Justin and Alan talk about waiting for FedEx, the new BlackBerry, and vacation. Also, what’s up with us going vegan? And is Hillary Clinton running in 2024? All this and more on the latest episo...

Death, Birkins & Xbox Series X from 2022-01-12T16:00

On this episode of Lazy Yet Successful, Justin and Alan talk about death, getting the Xbox Series X, and new Birkins coming their way. Plus, we have a new REI membership? And what’s the latest i...

Torrid, Swedish, & Birkins from 2022-01-05T16:00

Justin and Alan talk about their experiences at Torrid, learning Swedish, and some new bags coming their way. Also, what was Alan’s surprise Christmas gift to Justin? And what’s the newest on om...

Omicron, Scandinavia, and Coffee from 2021-12-29T16:00

On this episode of Lazy, Yet Successful Justin and Alan talk about the omicron variant of Coronavirus, planning a trip to Scandinavia, and their new coffee system. Also, are we getting a new car...

Fauci, Blood, and the Crown from 2021-12-22T16:00

Justin and Alan talk about threats to Dr Fauci, high blood pressure, and binge watching The Crown. Plus, did we get our new sofa? And what new in our kitchen? All this and more on the latest epi...

Couches, Amex Concierge & Tornadoes from 2021-12-15T16:00

Justin and Alan talk about getting a new couch, using a concierge to buy things, and a massive deadly tornado outbreak. Also when does OJ Simpson get off parole? And which of us has something in...

Tipping, Vacations, and Hanukkah! from 2021-12-08T16:00

Justin and Alan talk about when it’s appropriate to tip in restaurants, planning for vacations, and the end of Hanukkah! Plus, what’s wrong with Amazon? And is Roe v Wade going to survive the Su...

Charge Cards, Black Friday, and Thanksgiving! from 2021-12-01T16:00

Justin & Alan talk about about figuring out charge-card based finances, shopping on Black Friday, and Thanksgiving! Plus, Dr. Oz announces a bid for the Senate, and how’s Chanukah going? All...

Verdicts, JoJo Siwa & Black Cards from 2021-11-24T16:00

Justin & Alan talk about the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict, JoJo Siwa getting second place on Dancing with the Stars when she should have won, and our new cards.  Plus, what's the latest on ...

Thrifting, Chanukah, and Disk Is Too Slow from 2021-11-17T16:00

Justin & Alan talk about thrifting, preparing for Chanukah, and trying to record the podcast in midst of horrific technical issues. Plus, Twitter has a new blue subscription. And what’s this...

Holidays, Rhonda & Thrifting from 2021-11-10T16:00

Alan and Justin talk about their freshly-flocked holiday tree, their new friend Rhonda the vacuum, and going to thrift shops over the weekend to get new furniture. Plus, what’s this with a bipar...

Star Wars, Coffee & Bagels, and Better Soup from 2021-11-03T15:00

Alan and Justin talk about Star Wars (yes again), getting coffee and bagels on Sundays, and making a good hearty homemade chicken noodle soup. Plus, what’s this about the Virginia governor’s rac...

Star Wars, Hacking, & Good Soup from 2021-10-27T15:00

Alan and Justin talk about Star Wars, whether looking at HTML code is hacking, and cooking soup. Also, we’re watching Star Wars! And what’s this about Republicans being involved in dozens of bri...

Bones, Easy on me & MacBook Pro from 2021-10-20T15:00

Alan & Justin talk about Bones days vs. No Bones days, Adele's new single Easy On Me, and the announcement of a new MacBook Pro at Apple's latest event.  Plus, did we get our Apple Watc...

Apple Event, Tipping, & Cancel Culture from 2021-10-13T15:00

Alan and Justin talk about the upcoming Apple event, drama over tipping at a restaurant, and cancel culture in the wake of Dave Chapelle’s Netflix special. Plus, what is Gender? And what’s our f...

Catholicism, Facebook, & General Tso from 2021-10-06T15:00

ustin & Alan talk about controversy with the Catholic Church in France, the Facebook outage, and making General Tso’s tofu over the weekend. Plus, they talk about our experiences vlogging, J...

Tonys, iPhones, & A Murder from 2021-09-29T15:00

Alan and Justin talk about the Tony awards, getting a new iPhone, and the disappearance of Brian Laundry. Also, what’s going on with R. Kelly’s criminal trial? And what’s new with debt ceiling. ...

Anniversaries, Emmy’s, & Corn Mazes from 2021-09-22T14:00

Alan and Justin talk about their anniversaries, Emmy Awards, and going through corn mazes. Also, did Governor Newsom survive his recall election? And did Alan get the preorder for the new iPhone? A...

VMAs, Met Gala, & Apple Event from 2021-09-15T15:00

On this episode of Lazy, Yet Successful, Justin & Alan discuss the MTV VMAs, the Met Gala, and Tuesday's Apple Event.  Also, we discuss the California Recall election, interior design o...

Texas, Ikea & the Virus! from 2021-09-08T15:00

Justin & Alan talk about what's new on the internet, everything going wrong in Texas, their quest to go to Ikea, and what's going on with the Coronavirus as of late.  Also, there's a ne...

Filibuster, For the People act & Quirky Kyrsten Sinema from 2021-03-28T00:30:48

And we’re back! Democrats are trying to pass an agenda, and Sinema is blocking it. She’s trying to prove she’s not just any Democrat, she’s a cool unpredictable maverick! Or is she? Can she keep...

Almost Dying, Jesus Lunch & Midwest Nice from 2021-02-08T00:12:32

We almost got into two car crashes (on ice)!  We talk about what happened, our search for a new car, and Justin getting a license.  Also, there's a Jesus lunch at the local high school...

Season 2 , Apple Fitness & New Kitchen from 2021-01-18T16:00

Welcome back! We talk about what we’ve been up to since last time. Our kitchen has been fully renovated! We’ve been getting into Apple Fitness! What else have we been up to? Find out more on thi...

Water Heater, Spirit Orbs, and Christmas from 2020-10-28T02:04:35

And we’re back! Justin & Alan talk about our water heater being broken, some spooky scary house guests, and the impending joy of Christmas! Join us for fun, laughs, and dogs on this episode ...

Trump, Biden, and the Debate from 2020-10-23T03:59:57

The third debate is over, and none of this really matters. Biden won the debate, but that doesn’t really matter either. What matters is the depravity of Donald Trump that these debates continue ...

Town Halls, Apple iPhone & Oxford University from 2020-10-17T01:19:05

In todays episode of Lazy, Yet Successful. Alan & Justin talk about Donald Trump and Joe Biden Town Halls and how Joe Biden won the "Debate". Also! Alan is going to Oxford University for his...

Pence, Harris, & Fracking (For Some Reason) from 2020-10-08T04:22:22

The Vice Presidential debate is over! Who won (nobody), and what does it have to do with Fracking? Did Pence do enough to prove his worthiness as President SunTanCity’s successor (no)? Find out ...

Stimulus, Quarantine, & Reversal from 2020-10-07T03:52:27

Trump has officially stopped caring! The president is refusing to stimulus negotiations. His condition seems to be getting worse and worse, and by all indications he’s given up on trying to win ...

Dexamethasone, Delusion, & Donald from 2020-10-06T03:14:35

Trump has returned from the hospital, but there’s a catch. The president’s behavior over the past few hours has been odd, mired with delusional euphoria, and signs that he may be out of his righ...

Infection, Amy Coney Barrett, & Walter Reed from 2020-10-04T04:18:37

Mr. Orange Gremlin has Covid! Justin talks through the president's diagnosis, admission to Walter Reed Medical Center, and the others that have been impacted and infected by Trump. Also, what wi...

Interrupting, Integrity, and the Debate... Again from 2020-10-02T21:38:29

Justin talks about how people have been reacting to the debate, and digs into the net impact of Trump’s words. Plus, Melania hates Christmas?? All this and more in part II of the debate podcast!...

Furniture, Wine, & Jethroe from 2020-10-01T23:55:02

Our baby hurt his leg :(. Justin and Alan talk about buying furniture, an advent calendar from Costco, and Jethroe’s leg injury. Plus, trying to eat gluten free, and we talk about recent events ...

Interrupting, Integrity, & the Debate from 2020-09-30T03:37:17

“Will you just shut up, man?” Justin recaps the first Presidential Debate! Who won? Break-downs of Trump and Biden’s performances, comments on election integrity, and all manner of confrontation...

Donald Trumps tax returns leak! BREAKING POLITICS! from 2020-09-27T22:42:33

Trump's tax returns are leaked by the New York Times!  Justin talks about the details, what this likely means for Trump's re-election, and the impact it will have on the Supreme Court nomin...

Ballots, Courts, & the Election POLITICS! from 2020-09-25T00:51:01

Justin breaks down Trump’s comments on mail/in votes and the Supreme Court, and all the fun and exciting ways the president is trying to steal the election out of fear of indictment! Plus, break...

We got Married! THE WEDDING SPECIAL! from 2020-09-24T06:01:03

We got married over the weekend!! We share the deets about how it went, the last days of wedding planning, showing our guests around town and plans for the future! --- Support this podcast: Listen

Rage, Oxygen & Fire from 2020-09-17T01:34:53

Bob Woodward’s new book “Rage” is out and Trump is losing it! Blood oxygen level checking is in the new Apple Watch! The sky turns orange, and we talk about the California and Oregon wildfires. ...

Trump, Tuxedo & Soylent from 2020-09-07T02:12:51

Trump calls the troops "losers" and "suckers" and the veterans are annoyed!  We get a tuxedo in the mail only to find the box is empty (oh no)!  A switch to Soylent ends at 2AM in tear...

Apple , Election & Scrabble GO from 2020-08-24T15:00

in this episode of Lazy, Yet Successful, Alan & Justin talk about the current 2020 Election, The DNC (Democratic National Convention) and Scrabble GO! (Not Sponsored) :)

Wedding, New Bag & USPS from 2020-08-17T15:00

This week on Lazy, Yet Successful, Alan & Justin talk about the emancipation of MiMi... JK She Unalived. R.I.P Mariah Carey. JKJK. They actually talk about upcoming emergency wedding plannin...

Trump, Wedding Dress Nightmare & new furniture! from 2020-08-10T15:00

This week on Fraazledrip...just kidding! Lazy, Yet Successful, we talked about my wedding dress sizing nightmare, trumps many useless executive orders and renovating our home for when guests com...

Million Dollar homes, New Furniture and Ghislaine Maxwell from 2020-08-03T15:00

In this weeks episode of "Lazy, Yet Successful" we talk about our home value doubling, Wedding photographers and ghislaine maxwell! 

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Road trips, Dog sitter from hell and USPS Drama! from 2020-07-28T14:41:37

This week! Alan & Justin talk about there cross country road trip from Wisconsin to Long island! it was a mood! from getting tired, to 19 hours of driving and omg BAGELS! so good!  We a...

Political Entanglements and Apple Glasses? from 2020-07-13T15:00

Hey all you cool Kats and Kittens! Today, Alan and Justin talk about all things politics, Tech news and even crazy Hermes Birkin Life news! Join us for our longest and most intertwining episode ...

Its Cancel Week for BLM from 2020-07-06T15:00

This week, Alan & Justin talk about cancel week! Shane Dawson, Tati Westbrook & Jeffree star. Black Lives Matter movement in Madison Wisconsin is heating up more and you'll hear there th...

Cancel Culture within BLM, Our dog is Bisexual, and USPS Drama. from 2020-06-29T14:54

Alan & Justin Talk about Cancel culture within the BLM Movement as well as out dog Louis coming out as Bisexeual. A lot more including WWDC Recap and USPS losing a $52,000 Package in our 1 month ep...

Fathers Day, WWDC 2020 & Trump Tulsa Rally from 2020-06-22T15:00

In this episode of "Lazy, Yet Successful", Alan & Justin talk about Apple's WWDC 2020 as well as the Donald Trump Rally in Tulsa Oklahoma that was a major fail! Along with that they talk abo...

Not so fun in the sun! from 2020-06-15T15:00

in the third episode of Lazy, Yet Successful, Alan & Justin talk about a sun beam mishap while sitting out in the sun for almost 4 hours without proper sunscreen. As well as the conflict in ...

Grilling & Chilling with the News from 2020-06-08T15:00

Hey! in this episode of  "Lazy, Yet Successful", Alan & Justin talk about corporate donations,  more protesting , Nutrition as always and something really exciting! WE GOT A GRILL!...

Trump, SpaceX & Protests! from 2020-06-01T15:00

Hey! in the inaugural episode of "Lazy, Yet Successful", Alan & Justin talk about Donald trump, SpaceX, Protests and a lot of info of on who we be and what we are!

Lazy, Yet Successful (Trailer) from 2020-05-31T15:00

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