Podcasts by Legends Of The Painty Men

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 60: Cape Knife from 2023-11-21T03:44:49

Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another e...

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 59: Ork Living Conditions from 2023-10-31T21:27:28

Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty ...

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 58: Something Old, Something Cute from 2023-10-01T04:42:10

Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty ...

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 57: Cities of Sigmar Leak from 2023-08-26T23:19

Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty ...

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 56: Crotch Pain Wizardry from 2023-07-26T00:03

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, on another hilarious episode of Legends of The Painty Men! On this episode they talk about a new for of...

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 55: Andrew’s Ludicrous Destruction Faction Pitch from 2023-06-20T00:46:39

Comedians Andrew DeWitt (Misery Index, Jimmy Kimmel) and John Roy (Star Search, Late Night) send up their favorite table top war game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode John makes Andrew come up wi...

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 54: Cities of Dripmar from 2023-05-31T18:06:50

On this episode of Legends of The Painty Men, comedians John Roy (Star Search, Late Night) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, Kimmel) talk about the absolute drip for some very fashionable Cities of Sigmar...

Legends of The Painty Men 53: Drooling Over Cities of Sigmar from 2023-05-03T02:29:15

One this episode of Legends of The Painty men comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy toast the new miniatures for Age of Sigmar, particularly the new Cities of Sigmar C...

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 52: Roasting The Realms from 2023-03-28T21:38:22

One this episode of Legends of The Painty men comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy roast the insane setting for Age of Sigmar, which they otherwise love, realm by rea...

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 51: Pimp Vampires and Overheating at a Medieval Reenactment from 2023-03-04T01:56:38

One this episode of Legends of The Painty men comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy talk about old school DnD, Andrew training for SCA fighting by jogging in full armo...

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 50: Gloomspite Gitz and The Curse of Too Many Rulebooks from 2023-01-26T21:31:01

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about the new Gloomspite Gitz Battletome, the pain of buying new rules in...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 49: The Space Marine Dirty Diaper Dance from 2022-12-26T21:58

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys adress Henry Cavill and his Warhammer 40K project at Amazon, talk about Richar...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 48: AOS Game Recaps and Temporarily Retiring a Bit from 2022-11-30T20:15:43

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about their latest in person game that Roy won! They talk skirmish rules ...

Legends Of The Painty Men Bonus Episode: We Actually Play Warhammer Again! from 2022-10-27T20:14

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys live play and actual game! Slaanesh vs Daughters of Khaine. They have to relea...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 47: Blood and Plunder and Warhammer for DnD from 2022-09-28T02:26

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about Andrew's first gaming event, Blood and Plunder (with a few sneaky G...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 46: A Warcry For Help! from 2022-08-09T05:15:04

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about how John is too scared to fix his Imperial Guard army by himself, A...

Legends Of The Painty Men Bonus Episode With Garage Hammer’s Dave Witek! Squat Squawking! from 2022-07-31T22:30:47

While John Roy is on tour Andrew DeWitt (Misery Index, TBS) and Dave Witek (Garage Hammer) join forces to be positive about something Gamesworkshop does! This is a bonus episode about how much t...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 45: One Page Shills from 2022-06-25T02:42:36

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys talk about paints John has to order to finish his Stormcast, Andrew falls back...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 42: Prime Hunter Special Little Boys from 2022-03-30T01:58:23

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode the boys roast the concept of "Prime Hunters" as the "Participation Award" of gaming. They...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 41: Chaotic Neutral Hobby Complaints from 2022-02-03T23:45:40

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar in another ridiculous podcast. Roy talks about his frustrations with rulebook prices, expanding his Stor...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 40: Fun Armies And Azyrian Toilets (with special guest Dave Witek from Garage Hammer) from 2021-12-23T20:55:27

Dave Witek (@garagehammer) joins comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt as they send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode Andrew tries to have a theme of “fun armies” b...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 39: Includes Rules For Solo Play! (HeroQuest Edition) from 2021-11-23T07:15:13

Painty Man Andrew DeWitt is here with another solo podcast while John Roy shows his cute baby off to his relatives. This episode Andrew drops way too many f bombs and goes in depth with his love...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 38: Lay Low The Nerd Rage from 2021-10-01T00:08:03

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the new “Roman” look for Stormcast, rule change fatigue, Gamesworkshop ...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 37: AOS 3 Point Oh! from 2021-08-31T05:53:54

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about some of the new AOS 3.0 rules changes, horrific Stormcast PTSD painting...

Legends Of The Painty Men Solo Bonus Episode! Gamma Wolves, Gundam, Centerpiece Models Galore! (in YOUR face, John!) from 2021-08-10T07:06:02

Comedians John Roy (not pictured) and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode Andrew flies solo while John recovers from dad duty (doodie) and answers...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 36: AOS 3.0 Part 1 from 2021-06-08T00:26:52

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about some of the new AOS 3.0 Minis, and how Orks love to party! Zoom audio s...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 35: Belly Button Lady Demons from 2021-04-29T02:33:58

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the hot new Slaanesh demons, John is a grouch about everything again an...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 34: Theater Bongo King and The Cursed City from 2021-03-01T20:45:25

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about new model releases for Warhammer Quest Cursed City, high school theater...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 33: Wondrous Powers from 2021-01-31T19:44:29

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about the new Lumineth Kangaroo Mounts, the Slaanesh Fat Gay on a Parade Floa...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 32: The Gambler from 2021-01-05T18:34:02

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Late Night, Historical Roasts) and Andrew DeWitt (Jimmy Kimmel, Misery Index, Tv Land) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 31: Windmill Eating Buffoons from 2020-11-30T05:59:10

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they riff on giants being hilariously stupid, Sigvald being hot and helmet plumes. Roy ...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 30: The Fluff is The Crunch from 2020-10-29T03:18:04

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they riff on fluff vs. crunch, the misnomers and pitfalls of this thinking as well as s...

Painty Men Episode 29: The Best Players from 2020-09-23T06:40:55

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they riff on everything from X-Men to the very best armies of all time and the players ...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 28: Battleline Boats from 2020-07-30T19:59:31

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. This episode they talk about Kharadron Overlords finally being the pirate army it deserves.

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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 27: The Game That Started The Podcast from 2020-07-01T06:42:01

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. This episode they reveal the game that started the entire podcast. 

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Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 26: Sigmar DnD from 2020-05-31T06:14:46

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop war game, Age Of Sigmar. On this episode John explains the new Age of Sigmar rpg to Andrew, gets most likely ripped off by a ...

Legends of The Painty Men Bonus Episode May/April from 2020-05-01T20:33:25

Our post paint and chat bonus episode, we answer some listener questions (if you didn’t have a chance to ask do t worry we’re doing another round soon!) and talk about the new AoS giants! Sound ...

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 25: Yak Attack from 2020-04-02T23:44:08

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about the bovine, beauties or beasties (depending on your point of view) of th...

Legends of The Painty Men Bonus QnA from 2020-03-14T23:34:45

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt take listener questions and answers about their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar.

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 24: Ogroid Rage from 2020-02-21T00:13:43

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about new miniatures, that totally aren’t a Sphinx and a Minotaur cause you ca...

Painty Men Bonus Episode Questions, Andrew Can Kill A Grot, and Warbar, Half Warrior, Half Barbarian from 2020-02-13T18:34:03

John Roy and Andrew DeWitt (From Hollywood! Ooooh) answer fan questions about Age Of Sigmar, including what models they could actually kill in one on one combat.

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 23: High Falutin Aelves from 2020-01-31T08:34:11

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about elf hats. Music by the way too talented @fluxpavilion. 

Legends of The Painty Men Bonus Question And Answers ! from 2019-12-30T20:31:21

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Historical Roasts) and Andrew DeWitt (Tru Tv and The Misery Index) send us their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode, they start a new tradit...

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 22: Hot BBW Ogors and Redneck Chaos from 2019-12-20T02:44:36

Andrew misplaced one of his mic cords so they ran the audio off his iPad, there’s a bit of echo from the table but otherwise, it’ll do! In this episode John Roy and Andrew DeWitt talk about ever...

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 21: Ogors, Everybody Eats (People), and Sigmar’s Catch Phrase from 2019-11-12T20:10:12

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up their favorite table top game in the stupidest fashion. This episode they talk about cool new Ogor models, the Venn Diagram of Sigmar cannibalism, an...

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 20: Bleeding For The Hobby from 2019-10-29T05:44:42

Comedians John Roy (Historical Roasts, Late Night) and Andrew DeWitt (The Misery Index, Sundance) send up their favorite table top game, Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. On this episode they answer fan...

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 19: Bone Reaping That High Fructose Khorne Syrup from 2019-09-23T06:39:35

Comedians Andrew DeWitt (Jimmy Kimmel, The Misery Index) and John Roy (Star Search, Historical Roasts) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk Bone Reaper...

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 18: Sigmar Saturday Morning 80’s Cartoon from 2019-08-22T19:51:57

Comedians Andrew DeWitt and John Roy send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar! On this episode they talk about what an 80’s cartoon of AoS would look like, do a MFK of the Chaos Gods...

Episode 17 : The Untamed Beast Tale Of Beast Skull Lord Brian (reupload) from 2019-08-04T21:31:58

Temporary reupload to slightly address an audio level mishap. Andrew will investigate the wave on PC when he is back in town. With that out of the way, BEHOLD! Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWi...

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 16: Contrast Paints, DMT, And Warhammer Memes from 2019-07-01T05:46:47

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top miniature game, Age of Sigmar. On this episode they talk about the new contrast paints, their uses, and what John and Andrew...

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 15: Fan Questions And Dumb Answerssv from 2019-05-28T17:59:06

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt talk about their favorite table top game, Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. On this episode they dive in on fan questions ranging from favorite point size battle to ...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 14: Rematch Time! from 2019-04-07T05:51:44

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt hilariously send up their favorite table top game, Warhammer: Age Of Sigmar. On this episode they talk old school breakfast cereal, a rematch between John's ...

Legends Of The Painty Men Bonus Road Trip Episode from 2019-03-29T06:17:20

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt are back in action with a bonus episode as Andrew drives John to one of their favorite local gaming stores and get a quick rematch in. They talk about Triump...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 13: Stoned Endless Spells, New Slaanesh Army For Andrew and Paint Pot Conspiracies from 2019-02-16T07:30:43

On this episode of Legends of The Painty Men, comedians John Roy (Star Search) and Andrew DeWitt (Jimmy Kimmel) send up their favorite table top game: Warhmammer: Age Of Sigmar. On this episode ...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 12: Big Breasted Troggoth Beauties from 2019-01-25T19:52:23

Comedians John Roy (Star Search) and Andrew DeWitt (Kimmel, Sundance) are back again with more irreverent takes on their favorite table top game Warhammer: Age Of Sigma...

LOTPM Episode 11: Rationalizing Daughters Of Khaine And Taco Bell from 2018-12-17T19:45:37

Disclaimer! This episode had to be recorded on Andrew's cell phone due to technical difficulties. It's listenable but lower quality than we'd like. The issue has been resolved and we'll be back ...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 10: What Ironweld Arsenal And Killer Sound Design from 2018-11-14T07:27:02

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt riff on their favorite table top game: Age Of Sigmar. This episode they talk about what Ironweld Arsenal looks like to regular people and Andrew makes an idi...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 9: Slaanesh In The Clowns from 2018-10-24T04:43:48

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt riff on and skewer their favorite tabletop game, Age Of Sigmar with insane bits and nerdy tangents. On this episode, they talk about the best way to fix meta...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 8: Andrew Actually Plays Age Of Sigmar Skirmish! from 2018-10-10T06:31:05

Comedians John Roy (5 Stars on Star Search, Google it!) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Jimmy Kimmel, TV Land) join forces to talk and riff on their favorite hobby of all time: Gamesworkshop's Warh...

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 7: Froggy Went A Flesh Eater Courtin from 2018-09-14T16:05:39

Los Angeles comedians John Roy (Star Search, Late Night TV) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Action Figure Therapy, Kimmel, TV Land) join forces to geek out and roast their favorite game: Age Of Sig...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 6: Brayheards Gonna Bray from 2018-08-30T06:22:31

Los Angeles Comics John Roy (Late Night, Star Search) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Jimmy Kimmel) riff on their favorite tabletop game, Age of Sigmar. This episode they talk about what Beastmen l...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 5: What Beastclaw Raiders Look Like To Normal People from 2018-08-14T07:38:15

Comedians John Roy (Star Search 5 Star Stand Up Comic, Copious Late Night TV Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Jimmy Kimmel, Action Figure Therapy) join forces once again for more NSFW i...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 4: Fan Questions, Daughters of Khaine Vs. Stormcast Eternals, and What Kharadron Overlords Would Look Like To Normal People from 2018-07-26T07:28:48

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Multiple Late Night Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Showtime, TV Land and Jimmy Kimmel) send up their favorite tabletop game: Age Of Sigmar with bits r...

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 003: What Deepkin Look Like To Normal People, Coffee Ground Basing, Daughters of Khaine vs. Khorne And More! from 2018-07-14T04:46:19

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Multiple Late Night Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Showtime, TV Land and Jimmy Kimmel) send up their favorite tabletop game: Age Of Sigmar with bits r...

Legends Of The Painty Men Episode 002: AoS 2.0, Game Recaps, Green Stuff and Night Haunts from 2018-06-28T03:46:16

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Multiple Late Night Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Showtime, TV Land and Jimmy Kimmel) recap a recent game of Triumph and Treachery, talk AoS 2.0, New...

Legends of The Painty Men Episode 001: Introducing John Roy And Andrew DeWitt And What They Love About Age Of Sigmar from 2018-06-20T01:32:26

Comedians John Roy (Star Search, Multiple Late Night Appearances) and Andrew DeWitt (Sundance, Showtime, TV Land and Jimmy Kimmel) nerd out about what drew them into Warhammer: Age of Sigmar, Ga...