Podcasts by Lex: The Craigslist Whisperer

LEX - TCW Episode 137: The smart, laser projector. from 2023-12-12T05:07

Lex learns that scammer red flags and hints that suggest a lack of interest are true... until they're not.

LEX - TCW Episode 136: The original NES. from 2023-11-23T15:43

Lex gets an original NES - that has an apparently very exciting blue light - for $50.

LEX - TCW Episode 135: The Airpods Max again. from 2023-11-11T20:58

Lex's dumb luck prevents someone he just met from having access to his emails.

LEX - TCW Episode 134: The fancy couch and theater recliners. from 2023-10-06T22:20

Lex probably woulda lost more than $3 had he said what he was thinking to John.

LEX - TCW Episode 133: The junk bikes. from 2023-09-17T20:01

Lex causes marital strife for a buyer BEFORE selling him a junk bike.

LEX - TCW Episode 132: The Nintendo Switch and GameStop. from 2023-09-15T04:43

A buyer isn't creeped out by Lex's Wi-Fi after he finds out it’s just a coincidence.

LEX - TCW Episode 131: The massage chair and guitar. from 2023-08-07T11:33

After giving someone some store bakery cookies, Lex unfortunately learns that a broken nut is a thing.

LEX - TCW Episode 130: The counterfeit AirPods Max. from 2023-08-05T05:44

Lex wasn't sure what he was going to do with the bat he brought after buying counterfeit AirPods Max headphones.

LEX - TCW Episode 129: The diapers and formula. from 2023-07-11T22:02

After helping a refugee from Ukraine, Lex is confused by a North Carolinian.

LEX - TCW Episode 128: The folding treadmill. from 2023-06-12T01:52

Lex finally gets a fancy treadmill that can actually fit through his basement door.

LEX - TCW Episode 127: The AirPods Max. from 2023-06-12T01:41

After finally getting a pair of AirPods Max headphones, Lex turns down what surely woulda been a generous firearms offer.

LEX - TCW Episode 126: The massage gamer chair. from 2023-06-07T03:18

Lex thought he had a final piece, but is never afraid to make a mature, adult decision. 

LEX - TCW Episode 125: The Las Vegas Aces shirt. from 2023-05-12T01:59

After calling a casino, Lex deals with a flippant shirt seller.

LEX - TCW Episode 124: The mini projectors. from 2023-05-06T15:48

To watch stuff on his ceiling, Lex has to invent his own pillow.

LEX - TCW Episode 123: Nintendo New 3DS XL LL. from 2023-05-05T03:40

Lex doesn't make an unreasonable decision, despite how bot-like a hipster was acting.

LEX - TCW Episode 122: The Nintendo Switch Lite and Apple AirPods Max. from 2023-04-12T21:37

Lex wants to buy Animal Crossing and Apple AirPods Max, but no one wants to sell them to him.

LEX - TCW Episode 121: The French Quarter twin bed. from 2023-04-11T23:51

After explaining how he wasn't obsessed with his Volkswagen, Lex helps neighbors get a washer and dryer.

LEX - TCW Episode 120: The Nintendo Gary Lite. from 2023-04-05T00:14

After a lengthy back and forth with Maxwell, Lex at least gets to eat real pizza.

LEX - TCW Episode 119: The vintage Star Wars toys. from 2023-03-18T14:46

Lex never hears from a friend again, even after having the best Thanksgiving ever.

LEX - TCW Episode 118: The Google Stadia controller. from 2023-03-18T14:43

While Lex is disappointed that he didn't meet Heather Ito, getting a free Sega Genesis controller was a nice consolation prize.

LEX - TCW Episode 117: The OLED Nintendo Switch. from 2023-03-15T04:45

After selling a loft bed for the maximum allowable profit, Lex is disappointed that the weird van's model name doesn't sound like his name.

LEX - TCW Episode 116: The Atari 2600 Junior. from 2023-02-25T03:21

Lex's old job got him a weird van for cheap AND made him first in line for an Atari.

LEX - TCW Episode 115: The Beats Studio 3 wireless headphones. from 2023-02-22T05:22

Lex mentions Alternative Country for the second straight episode, but it's not why he turned down a $30 offer.

LEX - TCW Episode 114: The Xbox Series S part 2. from 2023-02-22T04:55

After getting flipped off and offered trades, Lex still isn't asked what Alternative Country is.

LEX - TCW Episode 113: The wood World Market coffee table. from 2023-01-26T23:18

Lex is much more real than Rich's stated interest in basketball.

LEX - TCW Episode 112: The MarioKart Double Dash. from 2023-01-26T02:12

Lex happily helps out a grandma, but won't deliver when Lucas is interested.

LEX - TCW Episode 111: The Xbox Series S. from 2023-01-26T02:11

After ripping someone off, Lex frightens a man AND his dog while in the bad part of town.

LEX - TCW Episode 110: The two, solid wood dressers. from 2022-12-18T04:48

After a wireless Nintendo controller was a bust, Lex shows his New Orleans Hornets shorts to a scammer.

LEX - TCW Episode 109: The white dresser. from 2022-12-15T02:55

Lex only has to move a white dresser out of the way of a Volkswagen Golf for a few months.

LEX - TCW Episode 108: The lacrosse bounce back and pass back football. from 2022-11-22T00:21

Lex finds that people would rather play catch with themselves than use a hockey goal for soccer.

LEX - TCW Episode 107: The Trek Lime. from 2022-11-15T02:57

Lex has to make do when both the weird van AND the Admiral are in the shop.

LEX - TCW Episode 106: The Schwinn Airdyne. from 2022-10-22T01:42

When an imbecile doesn't see his message, Lex sells an exercise bike before anyone else is awake.

LEX - TCW Episode 105: The IKEA bed and Nintendo Switch Joycons. from 2022-10-21T05:57

After finding Shania Twain lyrics very relatable, Hydrox cookies fandom gets Lex a free bed.

LEX - TCW Episode 104: The Wii U and the Zelda games. from 2022-10-20T23:12

Lex was going to have to drive to make a pick up, but ended up taking the Admiral.

LEX - TCW Episode 103: The antique buffet and super TV. from 2022-09-29T04:14

Before picking up on hints and social cues, Lex gets bonus lollipops AND ants.

LEX - TCW Episode 102: The treadmill and wine fridge. from 2022-09-20T02:19:41

Lex goes to a curb alert and should have just taken the skis.

LEX - TCW Episode 101: The garage clean out. from 2022-08-31T04:41:45

Lex doesn't hear back from two potential reel mower buyers, but DOES hear back from a previously uncommunicative neighbor.

LEX - TCW Episode 100: The microwaves. from 2022-08-25T00:00:26

Despite almost having a knife pulled on him, Lex gets the perfect microwave cart.

LEX - TCW Episode 99: The modems. from 2022-07-28T04:05:11

Lex learns that if you get the right sales representative, you can get higher internet speed AND talk about Jollibee.

LEX - TCW Episode 98: The gamer chair and side table. from 2022-07-28T04:02:26

Lex learns that social media doesn't make people as legit as they claim, especially if you joke about the Google voice scam.

LEX - TCW Episode 97: The IKEA twin beds. from 2022-06-23T00:00:19

Despite missing out on a sun bleached sandbox, Lex is NOT a confrontational jerk.

LEX - TCW Episode 96: The Star Wars toaster. from 2022-06-21T03:57:49

Lex makes toast while totally knowing who Captain Phasma is.

LEX - TCW Episode 95: The Pez dispensers and Honda Foreman 400. from 2022-06-19T04:23:54

Lex can't make heads or tails of what normal collectors will buy on ebay.

LEX - TCW Episode 94: The weight plates and the weight bench from 2022-05-29T05:09:50

Lex encounters a weight buyer who's nothing if not consistant.

LEX - TCW Episode 93: The solid wood dresser and Legos. from 2022-05-25T00:57:14

Lex only contacts a school AFTER he sent money to the wrong Tara.

LEX - TCW Episode 92: The cruiser bikes and tow bar. from 2022-04-28T04:34:03

Lex doesn't succumb to Bob's psychological manipulation when selling a cruiser with tow bar.

LEX - TCW Episode 91: The secretaries desk. from 2022-04-28T04:05:20

In an effort to protect himself from flakes, Lex schedules meet ups with three different buyers.

LEX - TCW Episode 90: The Jeep box. from 2022-03-19T04:29:13

Lex is jealous of Jeep Drivers, but not enough to want to keep a free box.

LEX - TCW Episode 89: The MacBook Pro and Mac Mini. from 2022-03-18T05:52:33

After Lex finds the ellusive Mac Mini with cord included, a buyer gives him their last $200 to buy the Macbook Pro it replaced.

LEX - TCW Episode 88: The office chairs. from 2022-03-16T05:11:31

Lex breaks even after he replaces the children's office chair he'd been using.

LEX - TCW Episode 87: The Apple eMac. from 2022-02-27T04:50:29

Lex's cynical assumptions are proven wrong, and he is very happy to admit it.

LEX - TCW Episode 86: The 2nd two for one weekend. from 2022-02-25T06:18:39

Lex wants to make Kizik shoes free, but people keep wasting his time instead of buying his Nintendo Gamecube.

LEX - TCW Episode 85: The Sega Genesis CDX. from 2022-01-30T07:08:20

Lex plays dumb in order to reject a convoluted plan that would technically adhere to Ebay's rules.

LEX - TCW Episode 84: The two for one weekend. from 2022-01-29T07:19:02

Lex makes $100 selling free things, but doesn't have to spend any of it at White Castle.

LEX - TCW Episode 83: The Gumball machine, hamster cage and bean bag filling. from 2021-12-30T06:14:43

Lex learns someone is a doctor before selling them a gumball machine and hamster cage.

LEX - TCW Episode 82: The Apple Power Mac G5. from 2021-12-29T04:44:28

Lex has a computer he thinks will be ideal for old video games, but ends up selling it to a guy who knows lots of apparently famous musicians.

LEX - TCW Episode 81: The dresser, night stand and Quest shirt. from 2021-11-30T03:52:19

Lex buys a woman Moxie soda while getting Hydrox cookies - leading him to sell his Seattle Supersonics outfit - but ends up having to do all the photoshop himself.

LEX - TCW Episode 80: The Kobe Bryant jersey. from 2021-11-27T06:24:01

With the sale of one Los Angeles Lakers jersey, Lex handles his gambling addiction AND an annoying buyer.

LEX - TCW Episode 79: The Xbox 360s. from 2021-10-25T04:06:18

After getting rid of 3 Xbox 360s, Lex won't stop trying to buy a PS3 controller.

LEX - TCW Episode 78: The mini basketball hoop. from 2021-10-21T04:21:58

Lex trades up to the best mini basketball hoop and makes a profit in the process, apparently due to divine intervention.

LEX - TCW Episode 77: The coffee table and desk. from 2021-09-29T01:56:35

After buying two Tushys, Lex delivers a coffee table to someone who'd forgotten about their unreliable, mutual friend.

LEX - TCW Episode 76: The Raspberry Pi. from 2021-09-23T22:47:06

Lex has to pay a small finders fee after selling lotsa video games.

LEX - TCW Episode 75: The elliptical. from 2021-08-25T11:07:43

Lex gives the gift of Hydrox cookies, even if it cuts into his elliptical sale profits.

LEX - TCW Episode 74: The tandem bikes and extension ladder. from 2021-08-25T00:48:19

After keeping one tandem bike and giving another one to a friend, Lex tries to give an extension ladder as a wedding gift.

LEX - TCW Episode 73: The treadmills. from 2021-07-29T00:45:25

Lex owes a friend Dairy Queen after several potential treadmill buyers flake.

LEX - TCW Episode 72: The compact treadmills. from 2021-07-27T01:15:37

After not wanting to lie about finding a second compact treadmill, Lex never speaks to a potential buyer again.

LEX - TCW Episode 71: The punching bag. from 2021-06-30T00:35:36

After getting a punching bag for $5, Lex is wrong about how much rain there was.

LEX - TCW Episode 70: The Corks part 2. from 2021-06-20T23:46

Lex gets more free corks and is constantly proven wrong.

LEX - TCW Episode 69: The Pottery Barn bed. from 2021-05-30T06:04:50

Lex is suddenly free on a Friday after not accepting a $10 holding fee.

LEX - TCW Episode 68: The dining room table. from 2021-05-29T16:06:32

After delivering a table across town, Lex drives on a closed road.

LEX - TCW Episode 67: The XBOX 1. from 2021-04-25T03:30:41

After astonishing someone with his address, Lex sells an Original Sony Playstation, Sega Dreamcast and XBOX 1.

LEX - TCW Episode 66: The Disney Cars bike helmet. from 2021-04-21T03:52:57

After striking out on several free items, Lex is lucky a curb alert had a terrible picture.

LEX - TCW Episode 65: The Playmobil Hockey Rink. from 2021-03-25T00:20:03

After buying some Winnipeg Jets figures from the weird toy store, Lex has to block people on Facebook.

LEX - TCW Episode 64: The HD projector. from 2021-03-18T01:28:46

After outsmarting Hulu for years, Lex gives up on an HD projector project.

LEX - TCW Episode 63: The karaoke microphone. from 2021-02-24T00:02:06

After finally getting a karaoke microphone for $10, Lex has a hard time getting people to talk about alternative country music.

LEX - TCW Episode 62: The Bionic Man. from 2021-02-16T05:34:26

Lex gets the wrong idea about a bionic man before enjoying some Pizza Hut breadsticks.

LEX - TCW Episode 61: The IKEA coffee table. from 2021-01-23T15:00:18

Lex misses out on a totally real red chair because he doesn't need delivery.

LEX - TCW Episode 60: The Microsoft Zune. from 2021-01-20T06:41:24

After seeking out a micro USB cord on a whim, Lex finally realizes that Mark isn't a serious buyer.

LEX - TCW Episode 59: The Google Voice scam. from 2020-12-20T15:27:11

After falling for a scam, Lex annoys someone who actually deserves it.

LEX - TCW Episode 58: The Russian ammunition box. from 2020-12-17T04:35:10

After trying to sell some IKEA wine racks, Lex realizes he's misinterpreted wine memes.

LEX - TCW Episode 57: The Joey Votto jersey. from 2020-11-28T05:25:32

Having a back up plan benefits Lex when a changing table dresser turns out to be junk.

LEX - TCW Episode 56: The two ellipticals and stuff by the side of the road. from 2020-11-23T02:36:35

Lex believes he's stuck with an elliptical that he was barely able to get home.

LEX - TCW Episode 55: The sissy bike. from 2020-11-19T15:03:02

Lex destroys another romanticized view when he finds a $5 sissy bike.

LEX - TCW Episode 54: The apparently scratched dresser. from 2020-10-30T17:32:01

After deciding not to drill holes in the back of a solid wood dresser, Lex is relieved when he doesn't get 5 extra dollars for it.

LEX - TCW Episode 53: The bicycle stuff. from 2020-10-25T00:54:56

Lex hangs on to a bike rack for 14 years before a bad trade finally pays off.

LEX - TCW Episode 52: The Wii and Wii U games. from 2020-10-21T04:42:52

After resisting some fraudulently presented Wii games, Lex sells some correctly presented Wii and Wii U games. 

LEX - TCW Episode 51: The Green Bay Packers stuff. from 2020-10-17T22:46

Lex starts to question his fandom when he happens upon a trash bag full of Green Bay Packers memorabilia.

LEX - TCW Episode 50: The Smart TV. from 2020-10-12T13:37

Though Lex meets with 3 buyers, only one dumps money on the garage floor.

LEX - TCW Episode 49: The Ohio State Buckeyes clock. from 2020-09-30T17:26:16

Lex sells a clock that's only right twice a day, but is nonetheless nice to look at.

LEX - TCW Episode 48: The Jimmy John's sign. from 2020-09-30T12:42:35

Lex keeps finding signs from Jimmy John's by the side of the road and returning them.

LEX - TCW Episode 47: The Pablo Picasso print. from 2020-09-19T20:36:14

As long as Lex doesn't have any washer and dryer delivery men in his room, he shouldn't have to move any more art.

LEX - TCW Episode 46: The Apple trackpad. from 2020-09-19T16:23:37

After proving he can quit buying pizza whenever he wants, Lex sells a trackpad.

LEX - TCW Episode 45: The Apple TV. from 2020-09-14T04:22:43

After his dreams of being a power lifting squatter are dashed, Lex sells his Apple TV.

LEX - TCW Episode 44: The Ohio State Football game from 2020-09-11T03:35:21

After trying to give it to a friend, Lex doesn't mail an Ohio State Football game to someone.

LEX - TCW Episode 43: The kids storage bench. from 2020-09-05T13:59:05

People are puzzled because Lex goes to tag sales every weekend, and then puzzled again when he stops going every weekend.

LEX - TCW Episode 42: The Super Mario Brothers figures and lacrosse goal. from 2020-08-30T05:10:04

Lex doesn't ring the doorbell as instructed, but still gets Super Mario figures and a lacrosse goal.

LEX - TCW Episode 41: The Black and Decker tools from 2020-08-27T12:24:35

After getting an amazing deal on tools, a corn hole set and a tool bag, Ryan asks if Lex has lost his mind.

LEX - TCW Episode 40: The Apple Oven to Table Set from 2020-08-22T04:22:19

After getting a used ice cream maker, Lex doesn't let his son take the blame for an orange, Tampa Bay Buccaneers purchase.

LEX - TCW Episode 39: The carousel horse and Legos. from 2020-08-10T04:03:58

Lex goes to Orient to see someone about a horse, and then brings joy to those around him when he returns.

LEX - TCW Episode 38: The television whatnot. from 2020-08-04T00:15:59

Lex finds a TV converter box without having to leave the state and an HDMI cable at his favorite thrift store, both of which allow him to give the gift of PBS to his friend.

LEX - TCW Episode 35.5: The spin bike, part 2. from 2020-07-26T01:56:17

Lex annoys a friend before and after delivering a spin bike to Ellie.

LEX - TCW Episode 37: The IKEA king bed. from 2020-07-24T04:23:09

After being insulted by a lowball offer, Lex tries to give a bed to the victim of a house fire.

LEX - TCW Episode 36: The wooden IKEA shelves. from 2020-07-22T03:16:11

Lex gets some IKEA shelves for free and then encounters some buyers who shoulda bought a weird van.

LEX - TCW Episode 35: The IKEA pictures and spin bike. from 2020-07-17T00:30:51

Lex is sure he's going to be able feed his Barnana habit after getting a spin bike for free... until he actually reads the rules of the freecycle group where he found it.

LEX - TCW Episode 34: The desk delivery for strangers. from 2020-07-13T01:10:20

After seeing someone wheel their free barrow, Lex helps strangers get a desk.

LEX - TCW Episode 33: The 6 person tent. from 2020-07-07T04:15:29

Right before selling a tent that he got for free, Lex gets a Lemonhead's song stuck in his head.

LEX - TCW Episode 32: The New York Knicks shirt. from 2020-07-01T03:08:49

Much anxiety is instilled in Lex when he can't get the new Knicks shirt he wants until Simo comes over to buy his old Knicks shirt.

LEX - TCW Episode 31: The Adidas, Feet you wear basketball shoes. from 2020-06-24T18:29:13

After selling a pair of basketball shoes on Poshmark, Lex is sure the buyer appreciates 5^th metatarsal bumps as much as he does.

LEX - TCW Episode 30: The toddler bed. from 2020-06-15T23:40:06

After making it clear that he has never been dumpster diving, Lex sells a toddler bed.

LEX - TCW Episode 29: The curl bar, rocking chair and picture of Venice, Italy. from 2020-06-10T13:59:05

In order to facilitate the sale of a framed picture of Venice Italy, Lex puts his clairvoyance skills to work.

LEX - TCW Episode 28: The TV wall mount. from 2020-06-07T05:48:13

Just in time for the Covid-19 stay at home order, Lex happens upon the perfect TV to affix to a wall mount that he bought AND installed before measuring anything.

LEX - TCW Episode 27: The Dallas Mavericks shirt. from 2020-06-01T00:37:58

Lex risks losing his Mavericks shirt for nothing when selling it, but ends up getting full price AND donuts.

LEX - TCW Episode 26: The Mountain Dew sign and Pokémon Legos. from 2020-05-22T05:30:50

After giving all of his soda to an artist friend, Lex sells a Mountain Dew sign and Pokémon Legos.

LEX - TCW Episode 25: The Cincinnati Bengals clock. from 2020-05-20T01:21:15

Despite no longer needing help with a hubcap and forgetting that Joe Burrow was getting drafted that day, Lex still gets a free clock by accident.

LEX - TCW Episode 24: The resistance band. from 2020-05-16T03:39:53

After not sending enough messages or being sufficiently excited about someone's interests to maintain a friendship... he guesses, Lex sells a resistance band.

LEX - TCW Episode 23: The Steph Curry, Golden State Warriors backpack. from 2020-05-09T01:03:23

After finding an apparently extremely rare, tube with lid, NBA backpack, Lex compares himself to Sam Hinkie, Steve Jobs and Steph Curry.

LEX - TCW Episode 22: The Nintendo Wii and PS3 games. from 2020-05-04T03:54:04

After getting some video games and accessories for free, Lex attempts to essentially trade them for Super Mario chess.

LEX - TCW Episode 21: The hand weights. from 2020-05-01T03:49:40

After consistent rowing renders them unnecessary, Lex is judgmental and unfair when selling his set of hand weights.

LEX - TCW Episode 20: The pop up coffee table that looked like a trivial pursuit wedge. from 2020-04-19T05:38:27

Lex pushes his children through a thrift store on a coffee table before destroying a romanticized view.

LEX - TCW Episode 19: The Sony HDMI sound bar from 2020-04-15T21:58:47

It's worth actual money to Lex to get a speaker the kids can't destroy.

LEX - TCW Episode 18: The folding exercise bike from 2020-04-14T01:43:12

Lex gets a folding exercise bike for free, leading him to explain the phenomenon that was Flow Society shorts.

LEX - TCW Episode 17: The mailbox from 2020-04-11T23:42:53

On a rare day NOT riding the bus home from work, Lex makes sure the thrift store and free random garage stuff are on his way home.

LEX - TCW Episode 16.5: The garden fork that’s totally NOT a trojan horse from 2020-03-29T06:21:42

Oh, you know.  Just a story about Lex getting as well as selling a garden fork and nothing more.

LEX - TCW Episode 16: The ab machines from 2020-03-25T04:08:45

On his way to getting shredded abs, Lex cycles through several ab machines.

LEX - TCW Episode 15: The grandfather clock from 2020-03-22T06:41:09

Terry imbues in Lex much Sturm und Drang over a grandfather clock.

LEX - TCW Episode 14: The gumball machine. from 2020-02-20T05:25:15

After finding some fuzzies at a thrift store, Lex is very happy with his free gumball machine.

LEX - TCW Episode 13: The corks. from 2020-02-13T03:11:05

After making things awkward at White Castle, Lex sells 179 corks.

LEX - TCW Episode 12: The huge M&M. from 2020-02-07T07:28:48

Lex uses profits from the sale of a huge M&M to pay for a Washington Wizards shirt.

LEX - TCW Episode 11: The coin sorters. from 2020-01-21T02:27:22

Lex find accidently finds a great handyman when trying to give away broken coin sorters.

LEX - TCW Episode 10: The flat screen TVs. from 2019-10-16T03:33:48

After getting a free flat screen TV, and then another one, and then another one, Lex is relieved people don’t box up racoons for the fun of it.

LEX - TCW Episode 9: The washer and dryer that came with the house. from 2019-09-30T02:45:13

Lex tries to sell a washer and dryer without the assistance of movers and financiers. 

LEX - TCW Episode 8: The TV cabinet. from 2019-08-02T00:33:08

After getting a cherry TV cabinet for free, Lex tries to get home on as many 4 lane roads as possible.

LEX - TCW Episode 7: The rolling shelf. from 2019-06-28T18:25:06

After getting a rolling shelf, Lexis declines to deliver to a place NOT close to a donut shoppe.

LEX - TCW Episode 6: The bag of sand. from 2018-02-16T07:56:15

Lex's dream of mastering the unicycle are dashed when he is instead given a bag of sand.

LEX - TCW Episode 5: The metal platform bed and rolling table. from 2017-11-06T04:59:53

After freezing and climbing through a Volkswagen, Lex assembles a platform bed.

LEX - TCW Episode 4: The huge bean bag chair and awkward futon from 2017-08-17T06:50:03

After taking his share of Nestea plunges, Lex (and his wife) have an observed New Year's Day miracle.

LEX - TCW Episode 3: The junk wood dresser from 2017-05-15T05:17:52

After selling a dresser in 30 minutes, Lex feels guilty about what accidental misleading occurred.

LEX - TCW Episode 2: The tablet from 2017-02-28T03:41:40

After getting a tablet for nearly $100 less than asking price, Lex worries that something has happened to the seller of an iPad stand.

LEX - TCW Episode 1: The Loveseat from 2016-12-14T07:30:50

After getting a leather loveseat for free and sitting on it during his garage sale, Lex tries his hardest to give it away.