Podcasts by Life in the Slow Lane

Coronavirus, Vicks, and Blue Hair from 2020-03-03T15:32:21

In this episode, Rebecca and Jason discuss the overly discussed Coronavirus in their hot topics segment which oddly leads to talks about blue-haired republicans. Can you dye your hair blue when ...

Under Oath, Blind Love, and Bad Dates from 2020-02-26T14:49:17

We didn’t plan to talk about dating and all the things that can go wrong, like farting with your significant other, but it just happened to work out that way in today’s episode. It doesn't stink...

Small Print, Gym Weirdos, and Airplane Etiquette from 2020-02-22T20:10:44

We are going to start reading THE SMALL PRINT now that a woman won over 7k. What is the weirdest thing you've seen at the gym. Rebecca couldn't answer because she really doesn't go.

Purse Fires, Bad Breath and Creepy Florida from 2020-02-13T12:25:42

Purse fires can’t get you fired but they can keep you from getting hired, Rebecca finds out first hand. Bad breath can also keep you from getting a foot in the door so before you head out, lick ...

Mr. Peanut Dies, Miami Quakes, and Beastiality from 2020-01-29T19:03:54

The end times are near folks. Miami feels the earth shake under its feet and word on the streets is Mr. Peanut is about to be killed off. Miami is the mark of the BEAST-iality…we didn’t know how...

Vagina Candles, Snobbiest, and Moon Affects from 2020-01-21T14:20:06

Don't we all wish we invited such simple things like the Post-it or you know, Vagina Candles. We'd be millionaires right about now. And when you are a millionaire you can do anything you damn we...

2020, Halfsies, and F**king Austria from 2020-01-07T16:14:10

Welcome to 2020. A new year. A new you…maybe. Rebecca proclaims to keep the same resolution she makes every year, not to resolute! If you’re making a resolution to save money this year, go halfs...

Overpriced Banana, Over-Served and Overachiever from 2019-12-21T18:33:21

Overpriced Banana, Over-Served and Overachiever

This whole episode is over. Rebecca has never over drank a day in her life according to new thought…she has always been over-served. A cert...

Thanksgiving, Low Places and Cheap Turkeys from 2019-12-05T21:20:29

Jason and Rebecca tell the tale of what happens when you bring your friends to Thanksgiving for the first time. Some people can’t cut a break whether they buy a cheap or expensive turkey. Some p...

Bears, Rugs and Paper Bags from 2019-11-22T15:31:22

Jason returns from California with a few stories to tell. Rebecca is horrified that he took a ride with a stranger despite the word “help” written on the back window. Car windows should only be ...

Rewind: Face App, Shakers, and Key West from 2019-11-19T11:00

Jason is still on vacation so while we wait for him to return, have a listen to another one of our favorite episodes. BOLO for a fresh new episode next week. 

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Rewind: Birthday Girl, Arranged Marriages & Signs from 2019-11-12T11:00

We thought we'd dig up an oldie but goodie. Have a listen to "Birthday Girl, Arranged Marriages & Signs" which happens to be one of our most listened to podcast. Enjoy!

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Dom, Perverse Reversal, and Operators from 2019-11-05T11:39:56

Rebecca and Jason relive a night of drinking and laughs. They learned a new phrase from the queen of crazy, Roseanne Barr, and now they can’t stop using perverse reversal. Rebecca stops Alexa in...

Ducked Up Pies, Thai Kings, and Funeral Pics from 2019-10-24T20:09:51

Rebecca bakes pies for her dad and really ducks up, ducks up, FUCKS UP! Damn autocorrect. Our phones should know us already like a Thai king knows his concubine. What is more awkward than your s...

Bingo, Cocaine and Pairs from 2019-10-18T13:20:05

Rebecca tries something new when she visits an assisted living facility to play bingo. She discovers that decorating walkers is a thing and nobody messes with $5 bingo! Do you know why things ar...

A good wife, poop stoops and cooter tics from 2019-10-10T17:13:29

Take a trip back in time with Rebecca and Jason as they learn about what a good wife was like back in 1955. Let’s just say it would have been better to be a cooter tic rather than a woman back t...

Our 50th Episode!! from 2019-10-01T23:11:37

50th Episode!

Jason and Rebecca made it to the big 5 OOOOO.  Not much has changed in 50 episodes as these two can’t move passed the paper straws and Jason’s continued fear of flying ...

The New Dic, Pokèmon Go, and Greta from 2019-09-25T00:50:20

Don’t got the time for some Life in the Slow lane? No worries. Webster gots your back. Soon there will be hundreds of new words that you can use to say the old words faster. Dic is short for dic...

Wipers, A/C Demands, and Baby Mixups from 2019-09-21T18:53:15

Wipers, A/C Demands, and Baby Mixups

To wipe or not to wipe is not the question. Our superfan Sandy poses the questions…do you fold? Crinkle? Stand or sit to wipe? Rebecca and Jason get p...

Relax, License-less Pilots and Emails from 2019-09-12T12:25:02

Want to know how to email like a boss? We got tips. Not the kind of tips you lose when you tell Rebecca to relax. And not the kind of tips you lose when you leave a foot mask on too long. We hav...

Coops, Movie Mistakes, and Favorites from 2019-09-06T09:58:07

What the COOP!!!! Jason and Rebecca “braved” Hurricane Dorian (by doing light yard work and movie night).  Jason can’t watch a movie without looking out for a “mistake” and Rebecca can’t de...

Hurricane, Fries, and Would You Rather from 2019-08-31T00:04:07

Jason & Rebecca get one more podcast in before Hurricane Dorian ruins South Florida. We can understand water and gas running out but Burger King not having fries? WTF, the world is ending. T...

Toilet Paper, Schools, and Whitewater from 2019-08-22T14:16:45

School cops thought they had a grip on after school pickups until Rebecca breaks the rules. Ain’t no badge gonna keep her mouth shut though. She’s not the only one breaking rules. On his way to ...

Diapers, psychics and trash Buddha from 2019-08-09T13:03:48

Do most of those hole-in-the-wall psychic places stay open late because they know you’re coming or is something else going on? Rebecca and Jason are tempted to find out but not enough so to stay...

Spray tans, foot cream & suicide drivers from 2019-08-07T11:00

Have you heard about that product on Amazon that has 500 5-star reviews? The one you didn’t buy because it has just 1 really bad review? If you’re like Rebecca and Jason, you listen to the compl...

Bridge Piss, Safe Words, & Tough Poo from 2019-08-02T11:23:34

Advice: (wo)man up and don’t rely on your bartender to bail you out. More advice: call for a life line whilst sitting on the shitter when you have one of those tough, coming out side-ways, poos....

Face App, Shakers, and Key West from 2019-07-31T11:08:33

40th EPISODE!!!

Who is your equal? It depends on what bathing suit you're sporting at the local water park.  Rebecca and Jason discuss people who answer phones when they have ZERO ch...

Sugar, Area 51, and Horror Movies from 2019-07-16T18:02:49

Rebecca doesn’t quite understand (nor does she like) the “no sugar” part of dieting. Jason brings her a coffee with no sugar and with just one quick look he sees the utter disgust on her face. Q...

Metal straw, public freak-outs, and clapping from 2019-07-12T02:07:38

You (clap) need (clap) to (clap) listen to (clap) this episode. Actually, you GET to listen to this episdoe according to Rebecca’s new outlook on life. You’re welcome. No matter if you like to b...

In and out of prison from 2019-07-10T09:53:21

A Tennessee boy would rather go to prison for stabbing his brother than ride in the car with him for 8 hours. Sorry kid, we hate 95 in Miami but prison isn’t peachier. While prison boy is settli...

Phones down, Escape Rooms, and Silent Parties from 2019-07-08T22:32:12

Phones down, Escape Rooms, and Silent Parties

The time has come for Jason and Rebecca to experience an escape room together, but first pre-drinks at her house. Surrounded...

Sandy, long hugs, and hairy apples from 2019-07-01T13:44:19

Knowing when to hold’em and when to fold’em doesn’t just apply to card playing anymore. We are talking about long awkward hugs. Being a Monday morning, Rebbeca and Jason talk about things that a...

Alarms, Password Hell, and Tooth Brushes from 2019-06-24T16:28:22

Wakey, wakey sweetpea….rang no alarm ever. Unless you’re a complete weirdo according to Rebecca, who also swears that brushing your teeth without first using water on the brush is a sin. Dead wr...

Birthday Girl, Arranged Marriages, and Signs from 2019-06-14T14:26:13

Here we go again! We’re like a bad rash, just when you think we’re gone we flare up for a special occasion. Got the itch? Well we got you covered. The driving-duo celebrate Rebecca’s birthday in...

Answering Bots, Air Fryers, and UFOs from 2019-05-29T10:23:25

Jason and Rebecca have no time for robocalls so they hand the phone over to their trusted assistant, Jon Snow. Yeah, they got it like that. Just kidding. We got Robokiller! Jason tries to convin...

Wigs, Pickups, and Mars Rover from 2019-05-24T13:08:12

Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Maybe this is why Jason just put his name on the rover going to Mars? Rebecca is left confused so the conversation switches to something she is well v...

Move over, Eargasms, and Uterus Rights from 2019-05-21T20:49:33

The driving-duo are back at it again. Jason dips into true crime (but just the headlines) after zipping through Puerto Rico. Rebecca vents about new laws that were old laws and the BS ...

Apps for that, Lazy, and Decaf Coffee from 2019-05-14T13:47:53

Rebecca discovers something better than whistling while you work. Whistling for some work, all at a push of a button! This app is a mother’s day game changer. Need to save your marriage? There’s...

Bacon, Wife Swap, and So-called Innocent Kids from 2019-05-09T13:58:42

Bacon, coffee and pancakes, oh my. Jason and Rebecca mix it up by cooking breakfast while they podcast. But let’s be real, Rebecca is the alpha in the kitchen. When two highly functioning people...

Silence of the Phones, Game of Coffee, and Golden in the City from 2019-05-07T11:47:47

Rebecca and Jason go down a list of weird things everyone does. Don’t play coy, Roy! You know you do these things, too. People who never turn their phone on silent are definitely weird, just lik...

Sapiosexuals, Porn Blocking and Fake Lashes from 2019-05-03T14:29:16

Sapiosexuals, Porn Blocking and Fake Lashes

What gets you saying oohhhh la la? Maybe fake lashes? A sleep apnea mask? Or that Mensa member? Haha we said member. Everyone has a fetish but ...

Beyhive, Piss, and Church Merch from 2019-04-25T13:50:59

Rebecca gets out from behind the wheel to have a face-to-face with Jason at home. Risking the wrath of the “Beyhive”, she criticizes Beyonce’s Netflix video. But hey, it could be worse. People b...

Cinnamon Rolls, Pimples, and Horoscopes from 2019-04-23T15:04:48

Rebecca and Jason are back! What does the canister of a Pillsbury Cinnamon Roll and a nose pimple have in common? They both are the work of the devil and a bitch to pop open. We’ll spare you the...

Dark Passengers, Wazes, and Mormon Gays from 2019-04-15T14:16:24

Rebecca and Jason decide to take on a dark passenger on their way home. He’s no stranger but he could be considering he’s much younger, doesn’t drink, and is an advocate for paper straws. Our ba...

Black Holes, Gifts, & Poetry from 2019-04-12T12:49:14

The common cold continues to haunt the laughs of the driving duo but it’s not going to keep them down. Rebecca and Jason discuss the oddly over-publicized black hole picture that is breaking the in...

Easter, catfish, and antibiotics from 2019-04-09T14:11:29

The common cold returns with the good old 1 2 punch, sending Jason into a TKO. Man down! But the show must go on so Rebecca visits Jason at home to record this episode in his kitchen. Jason, a s...

Magic 8 Ball, PB&J and crackhead Hitler from 2019-04-03T11:34:05

Jason and Rebecca cough their way through another day in traffic. They consult the good ole’ Magic 8 Ball and just like that they’re told it’s not gonna be a good day. Fuck you Magic 8 Ball. The...

Pegging, flat tires, and hotel breakfast from 2019-03-28T10:48:18

Rebecca and Jason dare to turn on the mics after a long day at work. The Miami sun game is strong even at 6pm so squinty eyed and gridlocked, Rebecca explains pegging and how to pronounce it. Sp...

Ikea, Redbull suicide, and resale crack from 2019-03-25T15:34:37

BFFs reunite after having a break last week. Rebecca proclaims her fascination with sister wives a/k/a polygamy a/k/a not in Rebecca’s house. She digs a traditional household, you know, the kind...

Mercury Retrograde, college scams, and ball clippings from 2019-03-19T11:00

Rebecca starts to think there might be something to Mercury Retrograde although she skirted around its influences so far. Perhaps she’s been spared because she can’t remember the name to save he...

About last Monday night from 2019-03-14T11:13:32

Jason and Rebecca try something new, podcasting on the way home, a daring move when all mental focus is needed on the South Florida streets at night! You can tell quickly that they are more hype...

Daylight savings, comfort food, and gay presidents from 2019-03-11T20:41:38

Daylight savings time is the straw that broke the commuters back (so did Rebecca’s sneeze). The driving duo are down right frustrated with adulting, and the kids who think they can parent the pa...

Lottery dreams, Christmas carols, and leg rubs from 2019-03-08T17:23:36

A potential winning lottery ticket sits at home while Jason & Rebecca sit their ass in traffic pondering if this commute may be in vain. They come to realize that talking about winning is ju...

Life hacks, radish thieves, and escalators from 2019-03-04T23:23:58

When you spend most of your day in traffic, cutting corners is a must! We ain’t talking about running over curbs and street corners. We are talking about home remedies (life hacks in millennial ...

Psychos, subscriptions, and classics from 2019-02-28T17:44:07

Another day, another dollar, and another mental checkup. Wait, what? The driving duo start to question if maybe they are psychopaths after discovering a checklist of signs. After all, Jason is t...

Pizza bots, public flossers, and read receipts from 2019-02-26T18:27:08

Faster than you can order a pizza from a bot, Rebecca and Jason are back from their break…meaning Jason is back from vacation. While he was away, Rebecca demonstrated her remarkable strength by ...

Hair dye from hell, massages, and ketchup meal prepping from 2019-02-19T17:01:18

Rebecca and Jason say good-bye to what is known as a unicorn in the workforce…a 3 day weekend. Now the day after Presidents Day, they recap their polar opposite weekends while driving back to wo...

Valentines, dreamers, and double dipping from 2019-02-14T16:15:57

Valentines Day….the day you are forced to think about just how important your significant other is. What will it be? Roses? Chocolates? Nothing at all? Ballsy, mate. While lovers do some strateg...

Adulting, crappy habits, and hall passes from 2019-02-12T05:00

Rebecca and Jason talk about horrible bathroom habits, adulting, and the Grammy's host, just to name a few. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. Listen

Window washing, dentists, and celebrations of life from 2019-02-05T17:00

Rebecca buys new glass cleaner and almost dies of a heart attack cleaning the windows. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. Listen

Drive-thru debacles, vitamin pushers, and genius posers from 2019-01-31T05:00

Rebecca and Jason talk about drive-thru problems, taking vitamins, and poor customer service. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. Listen

Tidying Up, Gender"less", and Goddamn road-rage from 2019-01-28T05:00

With sarcastic enthusiasm, Rebecca welcomes Jason back from his week-long vacation. His stress level quickly returns as they hit the usual 95 traffic with 3 lanes blocked and Rebecca goes on her...

Planes, trains, and storytellers from 2019-01-17T05:00

A frustrating start to a commute turns into some funny shared stories about the struggles of travel. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. Listen

Contact High, Bobbitt, and bumper stickers from 2019-01-15T05:00

Contact High, Bobbitt, and Bumper Stickers --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send i...

Shit attacks, word problems and wine from 2019-01-10T05:00

Rebecca skips her shower so she can pick-up Jason on time. You're sure to be entertained on your commute as this conversation quickly turns from talking about word problems with kids to asking t...

Martinis at Starbucks, boogers and beards from 2019-01-08T19:00

Rebecca tries to order a martini at Starbucks! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Se...