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Episode 183: The New York Gothams from 2020-08-27T11:35:49
This week, the boys talk about what makes different sports different and appealing in Europe compared to the US [0:00], figure out who the top 3 NFL teams lost in mediocrity are since 2000 [18:00],...
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Episode 182: Unwritten Rules from 2020-08-20T00:47:30
This week, the boys talk about the best and worst shows to recommend to friends [0:00], we finally know why the Suns went 8-0 in the bubble, the Spurs miss the playoffs for the first time in 22 yea...
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Episode 181: Let’s Talk Sports from 2020-08-14T01:02:24
This week, Dom is back(!) to talk about watching sports, especially how much more hockey we should watch, how Giannis could win MVP but LeBron might win an NBA title, and it got out of hand at that...
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Episode 180: Phraseology from 2020-07-23T12:08:46
This week, sports are back! We can smile again for a moment! [0:00], Stratego, Yahtzee, and Scattergories. Monopoly is cold-hearted [8:00], Mookie Betts is going to be a Dodger for 12 years and wei...
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Episode 179: Everything is Cake from 2020-07-16T01:14:47
This week, the Mets sale is actually getting interesting [0:00], Aaron Rodgers is better than he gets credit for if we’re being honest [10:00], Philly has canceled their own fans [15:00], nothing i...
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Episode 178: Give Me The Cup from 2020-07-09T01:11:07
This week, there are 32 alcoholic drinks and a March-Madness-style bracket between you, us, and greatness. Here we go. [0:00].
If you’d like to lend your support to those fighting for justice a...
Episode 177: Sandwiches Tournament Finale from 2020-06-25T01:22:47
This week, apparently Rhode Island is changing its name and baseball is back! The sports are back! Hopefully, nobody gets sick and this goes well [4:00]. Also, Will Ferrell has confirmed Wedding Cr...
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Episode 176: Sandwiches Tournament Rounds 1 & 2 from 2020-06-18T01:59:58
This week, the sports are kind of sort of are coming back but also maybe not [0:00], how did the cavemen discover anything at all [4:00], the world has changed dramatically and it’s wild to see jus...
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Episode 175: Into The Void from 2020-06-04T00:43:53
This week, the NBA is coming back [0:00] and it seems like MLB is not [8:00]. Also, Google is being sued for watching us, duh [15:00], Joe Exotic—remember him?—has lost his zoo to Carole Baskin [19...
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Episode 174: Now…Is The Time from 2020-05-28T00:05:14
This week, we talk about MDW and the Match II featuring Tom Brady and Peyton Manning and now is the time for novelty sports shit [0:00], the MLB being so far from starting the season and the owners...
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Episode 173: Paralleloverse from 2020-05-21T11:48:50
This week, we talk about ringback tones [0:00], the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League that’s coming out on HBO in 2021 [4:00], the Last Dance is over and everyone is very upset with their portrayal...
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Episode 172: What’s Up, Ya Fruit Loop? from 2020-05-14T11:57:28
This week, we talk about getting back into video games and video chatting with your friends being tough [0:00]. Also, Earl Thomas got held up by his wife [10:30] and the Rams' new jerseys are stran...
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Episode 171: Yoga Toes from 2020-05-07T12:22:51
This week, we talk about feet and shoes [0:00], week 8 of quarantine life [11:00], murder hornets have entered our domain [19:00], Elon Musk and Grimes named X Æ A-12 [25:00], 2K is actually making...
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Episode 170: That Dude’s A Looney Toon from 2020-04-30T11:41:30
This week, we talk about getting the red ring of death and the Pentagon confirming aliens are real because we’re all stuck at home [0:00], the Packers drafted a quarterback and there is tension in ...
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Episode 169: Michael Jeffrey “MJ” Jordan from 2020-04-23T01:01:34
This week, we talk about the Gronk getting traded to Tampa Bay to play with Tom Brady [0:00], the state of the NFL right now and Brady’s long-term luck [12:00], and the NFL draft going virtual, Mia...
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Episode 168: Remember Tailgating? from 2020-04-16T00:43:18
This week, we talk about the energy being sucked from their bodies [0:00], the Browns have new jerseys (we think?) and they are supposedly trading Odell Beckham Jr. [10:00], the virtual NFL Draft i...
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Episode 167: Salsa Bars and Tiger King from 2020-04-09T11:02:04
This week, the boys talk about eating dinner, frozen pizza, and salsa bars (0:00), how absolutely everyone sucks in Tiger King (16:00), and movies they watched this past weekend including Ford v. F...
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Episode 166: Boondoggle from 2020-04-02T00:32:01
This week, the boys talk about developing a drinking problem during the social distancing life (4:30), buying a boat (9:00), we need to just go full-on shutdown, and continuing to live on COVID-19 ...
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Episode 165: You Got A Good Microbiome from 2020-03-24T09:27:09
This week, Matt and Rob talk about coronavirus getting crazier (0:00), and how it feels like the world is never going to be the same (7:00). Then, MLB should be about to start, doesn’t that suck? (...
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Episode 164: Coronavirus from 2020-03-18T01:30:42
This week, the boys talk about coronavirus taking over the United States and the world (0:00), Tom Brady is going to play in TAMPA BAY in 2020 (24:00), the rest of free agency including Cam Newton ...
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Episode 163: James Harden Pooped His Pants from 2020-03-03T05:30
This week, the boys talk about coronavirus coming to America (0:00), the Astros getting drilled a ton in spring training and mic’ing up baseball players is the best (6:00), Rob remembers what he wa...
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Episode 162: I Don’t Remember What We Were Talking About from 2020-02-19T01:35
This week, the boys talk about how weird this year has been for college basketball (0:00), where Philip Rivers is going to play next year and are the Lions moving on from Stafford in the draft (5:0...
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Episode 161: The Guy From Dragon Ball Z? from 2020-02-12T23:49:44
This week, the boys are joined by Nick Snyder to talk about tweeting at celebrities and athletes (0:00) and recap the first week of the XFL (6:00). Then, they talk about Phil Rivers, Tom Brady, Jam...
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Episode 160: Napoleon Dynamite is a Mormon? from 2020-02-04T10:42:17
This week, the boys recap the Super Bowl (3:30) and talk about the less than stellar commercials, the horniest halftime show in history, and Mormon celebrities (20:00). Then, long-time Chiefs fan T...
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BET THE OVER: The Big Game from 2020-02-01T05:00
This week, the boys talk about whether or not to drink during the Super Bowl (0:00), their favorite prop bets (6:00), and their thoughts on the money line, spread, and over/under for the matchup be...
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Episode 159: Mamba Forever from 2020-01-28T02:25:42
This week, the boys talk about things not working when they should (0:00), the tragic loss of Kobe, his daughter, and those aboard the helicopter that went down, and what he meant to each of them a...
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Episode 158: He Ate a Burger and Went to Bed from 2020-01-22T22:30:38
This week, the boys talk about brand loyalty and the evolution of the term “layman” (0:00). Then, they chat about the happenings in the NFL playoffs by recapping the NFC Championship and Richard S...
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BET THE OVER: NFL Championship Weekend from 2020-01-19T12:19:43
This week, the boys give their Locks of the Week for the AFC and NFC championships.
2019 Records
Team: 30-27-3 (including guest/bonus: 43-37-3)
Dom: 11-6 (overall: 13-8)
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Episode 157: Let’s Get the Monkey Out of the Room from 2020-01-15T04:00
This week, Dom and Matt talk about the NBA, including are the Jazz for real because they’re winning a lot of games (0:00), is this Giannis’ league yet (9:00), is AD going to leave the Lakers becaus...
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Episode 156: Today Is Phil’s Birthday from 2020-01-08T05:00
This week, Dom and Matt talk about the Patriots 2019 season and whether or not the dynasty is actually over (1:20). Then they talk NBA, including is LeBron still the best player on the planet (18:5...
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BET THE OVER: NFL Wild Card Weekend from 2020-01-04T12:05:20
This week, the boys recap last week’s picks and their overall records (0:00). Then, they give their Locks of the Week for the playoffs and talk a little about Jameis Winston’s incredible season (5:...
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BET THE OVER: NFL Week 17 from 2019-12-28T01:00
This week, the boys recap last week’s picks and their overall records (0:00). Then, they give their Locks of the Week and talk some shop (8:00).
2019 Records
Team: 27-26-3 (including ...
Courtesy Flush #53: Rise of Skywalker from 2019-12-24T01:00
Folks, we're back. Phil and Matt talkin' Star Wars for 90 minutes. May the Force be with you.
***SPOILERS***
LOCKS OF THE WEEK NOW SUNDAYS ON BET THE OVER!
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BET THE OVER: NFL Week 16 from 2019-12-21T01:00
This week, the boys recap last week’s picks and their overall records (0:00). Then, they give their Locks of the Week (4:30).
2019 Records
Team: 26-24-2 (including guest/bonus: 38-33-...
Episode 155: He Went Bye-Byes from 2019-12-16T04:00
This week, the boys talk Dom and Phil’s beef and the bet they have on the Jets season (0:00), and recap the Army-Navy game and Joe Burrow winning the Heisman (6:00). Then, they talk NFL Week 15, in...
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BET THE OVER: NFL Week 15 + Army-Navy from 2019-12-14T04:00
This week, the boys talk the Titans being the most efficient team in the league and recap last week’s picks and their overall records (0:00). Then, they give their Locks of the Week (10:00) and a c...
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Episode 154: Gerrit Cole Signed An Hour After We Recorded from 2019-12-11T15:37:14
So no, we did not talk about Gerrit Cole. Our bad. Matt and Dom talk NBA, including if Luka can actually win MVP with the season Giannis is having (5:00), and how good the top of the league is (22:...
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BET THE OVER: NFL Week 14 from 2019-12-08T04:00
This week, the boys talk Rob’s trip to Charlotte recap last week’s picks and their overall records (0:00). Then, they give their Locks of the Week (5:10) and a couple of bonus picks (22:00).
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Episode 153: Tanny Hill from 2019-12-05T04:00
This week, the boys talk about the Devils firing their coach and Rutgers hiring Greg Schiano (0:00). Then, they recap Week 13 of the NFL, including Kirk Cousins is 0-8 on Monday Night Football (8:3...
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BET THE OVER: NFL Week 13 from 2019-12-01T04:00
This week, the boys talk murdering one another and recap last week’s picks and their overall records (0:00). Then, give their Locks of the Week (6:00) and bonus picks (20:00).
2019 Record...
Episode 152: #FireHobbs from 2019-11-26T05:00
This week, the boys talk about how Rutgers is seemingly refusing to hire Greg Schiano as its head football coach and #FireHobbs (0:00). Then, they recap Week 12 of the NFL, including are the Jets a...
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BET THE OVER: NFL Week 12 from 2019-11-24T05:00
This week, the boys recap last week’s picks and their overall records (0:00), give advice for player props (6:00) and give their Locks of the Week and bonus bets (11:00).
2019 Records
Team:...
Episode 151: It’s Schiano! from 2019-11-19T05:00
This week, the boys talk about Baylor being frauds, Iowa being the upset kings of the Big 10, where things stand with the College Football Playoff, and who could make some noise (2:00). Also Rob hu...
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BET THE OVER: NFL Week 11 from 2019-11-17T10:09:07
This week, the boys recap last week’s picks and their overall records (0:00) and give their Locks of the Week (7:00).
2019 Records
Team: 14-16-2 (including guest/bonus: 23-20-2)
D...
Episode 150: What A Steal! from 2019-11-12T11:44:08
This week, the boys talk about LSU-Bama (0:00), the feud between Phil and Dom that is brewing (4:30), and what they expect the college football playoff to look like (7:10). Then, they talk NFL Week...
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BET THE OVER: NFL Week 10 from 2019-11-10T05:00
This week, the boys talk about making a bet for the St. John's vs. Wagner basketball game (0:00), recap last week’s picks and their overall records (4:00), and give their Locks of the Week, includi...
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Episode 149: You Need To See A Psychiatrist from 2019-11-05T06:00
This week, the boys talk about being wine drunk and bad weekends (0:00), the college football slate last weekend (4:30) and the lineup of games this weekend including LSU-Bama in a No. 1 vs. No. 2 ...
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BET THE OVER: NFL Week 9 from 2019-11-03T06:00
This week, the boys recap last week’s picks and overall records (0:00) and give their Locks of the Week for Week 9 of the NFL season (4:30).
2019 Records
Team: 11-12-1 (including gues...
Episode 148: Gardner Minshew, Oh My God from 2019-10-31T12:09:13
This week, Dom and Matt talk Kanye’s new album (0:00), and Phil returns to the show (18:20)!!! Then, they talk the favorites to win the college football national championship and who’s winning the ...
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BET THE OVER: NFL Week 8 from 2019-10-27T06:00
This week, the boys talk recap the rough week that was last week’s picks and their overall records (0:00) and give their Locks of the Week (6:30).
2019 Records
Team: 10-9-1 (including guest...
Episode 147: It’s A Barn Burner! from 2019-10-23T03:02:56
This week, the boys talk about the World Series and if the Nationals have the chops to take down the Astros in their first time on the big stage (0:00), what proportion of their division rivals the...
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BET THE OVER: NFL Week 7 from 2019-10-20T07:00
This week, the boys talk recap last week’s picks and overall records (0:00) and give their Locks of the Week (8:15).
2019 Records
Team: 9-6-1 (including guest/bonus: 15-9-1)
Dom: 4-2 (o...
Episode 146: Lick My Twitter Tip from 2019-10-16T07:00
This week, Matt is joined by Dom and Rob to talk about the Pope backing the Saints (0:00), are the Steelers good with a backup or are the Chargers just terrible (6:00), what do the Panthers do with...
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BET THE OVER: NFL Week 6 from 2019-10-13T06:00
Yankees-Astros ALCS Game 1 matchup and the Cardinals-Nationals (0:00). Recap last week’s picks and their overall records (5:00), and Thursday Night Football (10:00). Then they give their Locks of t...
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Episode 145: My Man, Pots And Pans! from 2019-10-09T07:00
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about recommending things that are just OK (0:00), and recap Week 5 of the NFL, including the Chiefs getting worked by the Colts (6:30), Jay Gruden losing h...
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BET THE OVER: NFL Week 5 from 2019-10-06T08:00
Welcome to BET THE OVER! This Sunday, Matt, Rob, and Dom recap last week’s picks and their overall records (0:00), talk the bad beat in the Friday night UCF-Cincinnati game (5:00), and give their L...
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Episode 144: Bustin’ That Autumn Nut from 2019-10-02T07:00
ANNOUNCEMENT: LOCKS OF THE WEEK NOW COMING SUNDAY IN A NEW, 15-MINUTE BONUS POD!
This week, Matt is joined by Dom and Rob to talk having that fall energy (1:30), Vontaze Burfict being a serial ...
Episode 143: Only So Many Hours In The Day from 2019-09-25T07:00
This week, Matt is joined by Dom and Rob to talk the ugly ass Packers throwback helmets (0:00), the absolutely insane Tulane backdoor cover on Thursday night and the heartbreaker that was UCLA-Wash...
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Episode 142: I’m Sick of These Jabronis from 2019-09-18T06:00
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the Jets season essentially coming to an end (1:00). Then, Roethlisberger is out for the year and Manning is benched for Daniel Jones (12:30). Speakin...
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Episode 141: …And Your Boy Hits The Under from 2019-09-11T06:00
This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about the dangerous nature of super soaking people with beer shotguns (0:00), Post Malone’s $3M apocalypse bunker home in Utah (8:00), Gabriel Jesus, profes...
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Episode 140: I’m Out On Pangaea from 2019-09-05T07:00
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the action this week from college football and Dom’s somehow first in-person college game (0:00), the Tennessee upset having shades of Appalachian Sta...
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Episode 139: That’s A Fact, With Cheese On It from 2019-08-21T05:30
This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about having to memorize friend’s home phone numbers (0:00), and remember when we didn’t have the Internet? What a time! (5:00). Also, the Patriots need to ...
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Episode 138: Rex Grossman Was The Original RG3 from 2019-08-14T06:00
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about how weird the Jets are as a team (0:00), celebrities sell their houses for millions and millions of dollars! (12:00), is Dak Prescott an idiot? Might ...
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Episode 137: Iron Mike Anderson Has Never Had A Losing Season from 2019-08-07T01:39:41
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about Baker Mayfield chugging beers (0:00), who’s better, the Steelers or the Browns breakdown (13:00), Did Le’Veon Bell make the right decision and Zeke E...
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Episode 136: This One’s On God from 2019-07-31T04:41:23
This week, Matt is joined by Rob and Phil to talk the possible Sopranos reboot and how the new 007 is a lady and we don’t know how to feel about it (6:00), their general thoughts on cults; hint: th...
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Episode 135: Your Grandma Makes Pizza? from 2019-07-24T04:00
This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about when the lights go out at the gym (0:00), why should we believe car alarms and fire alarms, they’re all liars! (7:00), you should have to pass a test ...
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Episode 134: Don’t Gummy Worm Your Way Through Life from 2019-07-17T16:41:35
This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk about Apple’s scams with iPhone and the thrill of running on low battery (2:40), ordering food in large groups (11:00), why are we making Bagel Boss guy fa...
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Episode 133: You’re Gettin’ Mouse Trapped from 2019-07-10T05:17:03
This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about drinking past age 25 (0:00), the Home Run Derby (4:00), Justin Verlander calling MLB “a fucking joke” for not admitting to juiced balls (12:00), the S...
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Episode 132: Who Wants Some Dawgs? from 2019-07-03T05:04:02
This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk about the *slow* South (0:00), hittin’ horns (5:30), golfing, beach towns, and is Phil retired? (9:30). Bro, Takeru Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut are gonna ...
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Episode 131: Secure the Bag from 2019-06-19T06:20:40
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about Kawhi Leonard vs. Kevin Durant (0:00), the national media vs. the local media for sports (9:00), league expansions and what to do when your team moves...
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Episode 130: Is Steve Nash a Super Star? from 2019-06-12T06:30
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk the NBA Finals, including Kevin Durant getting injured (4:00), Kawhi managing his own minutes (10:00), should the NBA add 3 guys to every roster? (14:00), i...
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Episode 129: Would You Sell Your Soul to the Devil? from 2019-06-05T06:47:37
This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about keeping up with their parents (2:15); the Yankees and the Red Sox (9:35); weird internet news including Jeopardy James losing, kissing frogs for half ...
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Episode 128: Rob’s Brain Melted from 2019-05-22T07:04
This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about Aaron Rodger’s Game of Thrones fandom (0:00), the Packers draft and was Mike McCarthy holding them back all this time? (6:00), Daniel Jones is literal...
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Episode 127: Ever Do a Chilly Willy? from 2019-05-15T03:00
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about hot sauce and poor eating habits (0:00), snorting vodka (9:20), the NBA playoffs and if the Raptors or the Bucks are for real, what’s inevitably going...
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Episode 126: You’re Gonna Make Me Puke from 2019-05-09T07:27:32
This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about Tiger Woods getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom, why presidents can’t put necklaces on without twisting them, and JFK (2:00); the weird ways peo...
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Episode 125: I Love You 3000 from 2019-05-01T06:06:06
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the NBA playoffs, their wrongness about the Nuggets, this matchup between the Warriors and Rockets, how good Dame Lillard is, if the Celtics will beat...
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Episode 124: But What If I’m On Sale? from 2019-04-24T04:41:39
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about James Holzhauer’s ridiculous Jeopardy run (0:00), the NBA playoffs so far, if the Celtics can beat the Bucks, and how the Nets have blown this series ...
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Episode 123: Tiger is Back! from 2019-04-17T06:06:25
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about Tiger Woods winning the Masters (3:15), the athletes with the best names and nicknames in sports (14:40), and the wild start to the NBA playoffs, whet...
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Episode 122: Dress Well, Test Well from 2019-04-10T06:50:29
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the final rounds of March Madness and UVA beating Texas Tech (0:00), the start of the NBA playoffs and if the Nets can make a run (29:00), if Antonio ...
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Episode 121: No Days Off from 2019-04-03T08:00
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to recap the latest from March Madness, including Duke being upset by Michigan State, Auburn and Texas Tech making their first Final Four appearances, if Virginia h...
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Episode 120: You Gotta Drink The Piss from 2019-03-27T04:55:33
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to recap the first two rounds of March Madness, including Duke almost dropping one to UCF and how awesome gambling has made the tournament. Then, they run through t...
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Episode 119: The Boss of Sauce from 2019-03-21T01:12:11
This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about the weird and disgusting human being that is Shane Dawson and his alleged feline coitus session. Then, they tackle the issue of anti-vaxxers and chat ...
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Episode 118: Odell Beckham Was Traded Mid-Episode from 2019-03-13T04:37:05
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the state of the NBA, Russ Westbrook being out for blood, and the East’s playoff picture, when they are rudely interrupted by the Giants trading Odell...
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Episode 117: It’s a Wisconsin Baptism from 2019-03-06T06:00
This week, Matt is joined by well-known Phillies fan Hoover to talk about the team’s signing of Bryce Harper. Then, Dom joined the show to talk about the NBA and LeBron Jame’s surprising antics thi...
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Episode 116: You’re Gonna Drop the Sandwich from 2019-02-27T06:00
This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk about how bad moving stinks, celebrities committing crime, PETA versus the Internet, and to answer some listener hypotheticals. Then, Pat of Awesome Sunday...
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Episode 115: You’re Fat, You’re Not Dying from 2019-02-20T03:35:35
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the closing days of the regular season in college basketball and an update on the Johnnies(!), the less-than-stellar NBA All-Star Weekend, and some of...
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Episode 114: He’s Like a Jacked Smurf from 2019-02-13T06:00
This week, Matt is joined by Hoover to talk about the wild trade deadline in the NBA, how things have shaken up in the Eastern Conference, if the Celtics are in the running for Anthony Davis, and t...
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Episode 113: One Time, On LinkedIn from 2019-02-06T06:00
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the Super Bowl, the Patriots' continued dominance, and what stood out to them from the game. Then, they talk about the ongoing drama with the Pelicans...
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Episode 112: You’re Making My Nipples Hard from 2019-01-30T13:17:01
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the Super Bowl and some of the storylines circulating around the internet, and they run through some prop bet science. Then, they talk about the Antho...
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Episode 111: Don't Panic from 2019-01-23T13:48:44
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the always crazy NBA season, the championship round and the upcoming Super Bowl, and a preview of some of the props. Then, Phil joins the show for the...
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Episode 110: We Suck, We Can't Win from 2019-01-15T06:00
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the Jets, the divisional round, what to expect from the championship round, and what’s going on with the Johnnies!. Then, the only Chiefs fan in NJ, Z...
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Episode 109: Welcome Back from 2019-01-10T02:00
This week, Matt is joined by Rob, who talks about the Packers new head coach, the College Football National Championship, dieting in 2019, and his thoughts on “Birdbox.” Then, Dom comes on to talk ...
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Episode 108: We’re Making Data-Driven Decisions from 2018-12-19T04:28:11
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about Drake and Kanye, and their favorite rap albums of the year (0:00), Week 15 of the NFL, including we still don’t know who's actually good and who's ac...
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Episode 107: Water is Delightfully Abundant from 2018-12-12T01:59:17
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about Week 14 of the NFL, including who's actually good and who's actually bad (0:00), guess some Week 15 lines (28:56), give their locks of the week (50:30...
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Episode 106: RIP in Peace Stan Lee from 2018-11-14T05:13:01
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about Week 10 of the NFL, including the God Damn Jets, Le'Veon Bell bailing on the season, and Dez Bryant tearing his Achilles (0:00), guess some Week 11 li...
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Episode 105: Foreplay is for Losers from 2018-11-07T03:28:18
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about Week 9 of the NFL (0:00), guess some Week 10 lines (36:50), and give their locks of the week (1:01:20). Then, Phil comes on to talk about the Marine C...
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Episode 104: Oh My God, Who Cares? from 2018-10-31T06:50:44
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the World Series (0:00), to recap Week 8 of the NFL (13: 28), guess some Week 9 lines, including some wild ones (26:05), give their locks of the week ...
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Episode 103: Beer Has Never Let Me Down from 2018-10-16T23:00
This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about the ability to speak other languages (0:00), season 2 of Ozark (13:00), the Yankees getting eliminated from MLB playoffs (38:40), and the Packers disa...
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Episode 102: The Icing on the Shit Cake from 2018-10-03T05:59:29
This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about Week 4 of the NFL, Earl Thomas flipping off the Seahawks bench, and who the top a nd bottom 3 teams are (6:20). Then, they talk about the USA's disapp...
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Episode 101: I Can't Wait for the 30-for-30 from 2018-09-26T06:00
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the 100th episode (0:00), Week 3 of the NFL and their top 3 teams (4:00), Dom tries his best at handicapping 5 games (27:20), Tiger Woods won a golf t...
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Episode 100: You're Really Peeing in My Cheerios from 2018-09-19T06:30:49
This week, Matt is joined by Dom for the 100th(!!!) time to talk about Week 2 of the NFL, the god damn Jets, the Pats losing a game but winning a trade, Fitzmagic running out of spells, and how ter...
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Episode 99: Ninety Six Sounds Like A Thousand from 2018-09-12T15:31:05
This week, Matt is joined by Nick to talk about their loser lives and Fantasy Football (0:00). Then, Rob comes on to talk about Week 1 of the NFL and whether or not Aaron Rodgers is a human being (...
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Episode 98: Brent Musburger Is the Man from 2018-09-05T03:47:32
This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk about Fantasy Football (0:00), Notre Dame beat Michigan and Nick Saban is the most powerful man in college football (4:30), it's the opening weekend for NF...
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Episode 97: Was That A Baby? from 2018-08-29T04:39:17
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about John McCain and how Dom loves "The Bachelorette" (0:00), Tiger vs. Phil is on like Donkey Kong and Phil can't stop shit talking (6:30), it's the openi...
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Episode 96: Chickens from 2018-08-22T05:52:31
This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about chickens of all shapes and sizes (0:00), their all-time snack foods (12:30), the optimal length of time for coitus aka bumping uglies aka sexual inter...
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Episode 95: Was He Stopped? Yeah, He Was Stopped from 2018-08-15T05:59
This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk some knees (1:20), the NFL is back(!) and so is Hard Knocks (10:00), the NCAA changed some rules for basketball and they might actually be good (30:30), an...
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Episode 94: Sometimes You Gotta be Jerkin' Your Gerkin from 2018-08-08T05:27:12
This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about eating in the dark (0:00), the Sox shit-canning the Yankees with a 4-game sweep (9:15), "Hey There Delilah" as a TV show (33:35), and what would be th...
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Episode 93: Rant Over from 2018-08-02T07:44:07
This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about how much they miss Rocket League, the addiction of FIFA, and video games (0:00), the possibility of a Sandlot prequel (6:50), major league baseball an...
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Episode 92: Two for Flinching from 2018-07-27T05:04:42
This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk about In My Feelings (0:00), how many waves of 2nd graders they could take (5:10) and what Mike Tyson's chances would be (12:50). Then, things take a turn ...
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Episode 91: Beware of Lava Bombs from 2018-07-18T04:44:56
This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about the mystic sport that is professional cornhole, the Home Run Derby, and why the designated hitter rule going to the National League is a good idea for...
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Episode 90: Don't Ask Me, I'm No C*cksucker from 2018-07-12T02:36:09
This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk about how IHoB are a bunch of losers too afraid to stick to their name, how much of a total animal and living legend Mickey "the Mick-man" Mantle was, and ...
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Episode 89: Beefy Bites from 2018-06-21T02:23:17
This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk about music festivals, live performances, and whether or not he's a video-at-concerts kind of guy. Then they talk about XXXTentacion's death and where you ...
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Episode 88: Our Ass Is In The Jackpot from 2018-06-14T06:23:23
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the NBA Finals, if the Warriors are ruining basketball, and what's in store for free agency. Then, they talk about if MJ's legacy holds up if Dennis R...
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Episode 87: I Don't Wanna Be Kanye from 2018-06-07T04:35:25
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the NBA Finals and give their (probably wrong) predictions for Game 3 just minutes before tip-off (watch their failures live!). Then they talk about t...
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Episode 86: Is That From His Degrassi Days? (ft. Dom) from 2018-05-30T07:25:27
This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the Pusha T and Drake beef and who's winning and also how this is really just a ploy to sell albums #StayWoke (plus they reminisce about Rap Genius). ...
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Episode 85: Pin the Tail on the Donkey from 2018-05-16T05:15:32
This week, Matt is joined by Phil and Dom to talk about #GraduationSzn and grad caps, whether it's more okay to cry about spilled milk or spilled gas, Nick Saban and the College Football Playoff, t...
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Episode 84: The Quinn-tessentials from 2018-05-02T07:00:18
This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk about the NFL Draft and their thoughts on the top picks and big moves, disagree about how stupid the Giants were by taking Saquan Barkley, talk how the Rai...
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Episode 83: There's Some Moral Turmoil About the Balls (ft. Rob Harzer) from 2018-04-25T04:06:18
This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about the world's first penis and scrotum transplant (0:00), Jay Feely's problematic prom pic (16:30), Gronk buying the Gronkowski horse (23:40), the NFL dr...
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Episode 82: Thank God, Not Again from 2018-04-18T06:25:22
This week, Matt is joined by Phil to catch up on his life in the USMC and how gross his knee injury is (0:00), who the best Colonel Sanders is (7:02), and how he looks at social media now, and how ...
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Episode 81: Let the People Booze (ft. Dom Luongo & Rob Harzer) from 2018-04-11T06:17:33
This week, Matt is joined by Dom Luongo to recap the Masters and Tiger's poor but sort of good performance (0:00), who the hell is going to win the NBA's Western Conference and if James Harden mayb...
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Episode 80: I Learned to Drive in My Grandma's Buick (ft. Dom Luongo, Tyler Zupan, & Rob Harzer) from 2018-04-04T05:07:47
This week, Matt is joined by Dom Luongo to recap the NCAA National Championship and the absolute walloping Michigan got (2:11) if the Rams can win the Super Bowl and Odell trade rumors (21:15). Aft...
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Episode 79: I Am Garbagio (ft. Dom Luongo & Rob Harzer) from 2018-03-28T03:00
This week, Matt is joined by old pal Dom Luongo to talk about what in Sam Hell happened for Loyola Chicago to end up in the Final Four, but here we are! They talk about Nova's dominance, Kansas's f...
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Episode 78: The Madness! (ft. Tyler Miller & Dom Luongo) from 2018-03-21T02:00
This week, Matt is joined by Tyler Miller of the Parkball Heroes podcast to talk the NCAA March Madness tournament and about how bad his bracket is shaking out, who definitely doesn't have a shot a...
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Episode 77: A Chat With Jon Weeks from 2018-03-19T02:00
This week, Matt is joined by Houston Texans long snapper Jon Weeks to talk about his time at Baylor, going undrafted, life after football, and making it to the NFL.
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Courtesy Flush #52: Black Panther (ft. Awesome Sunday Show) from 2018-03-02T06:08:11
This week, Matt is joined by Pat McNellis and Connor Hesnan of Awesome Sunday Show to talk about Black Panther. (SPOILER WARNING.)
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Courtesy Flush #51: Weird White Boys from 2018-02-23T06:00
This week, Matt and Rob to run through yet another plethora of would your rather hypotheticals.
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Episode 76: Fred McGriff (ft. Rob Harzer) from 2018-02-20T06:00
This week, Matt is joined by the urinal's biggest regular, Rob Harzer, to answer voicemails and texts about hypotheticals, how to fix the NFL Pro Bowl, the NBA trade deadline, and talk about what's...
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Episode 75: Vanilla Sky (ft. my dad) from 2018-02-13T06:00
This week, Matt is joined by his dad to talk about movies you just cannot figure out, great television and movies, Game of Thrones, and a whole bunch more.
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Courtesy Flush #50: Would You Rather... (ft. Rob Harzer) from 2018-02-09T06:03:01
This week, Matt is joined by Rob Harzer to run through a plethora of would your rather hypotheticals.
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Courtesy Flush #49: Two Defend You (ft. Rob Harzer) from 2018-02-02T06:00
This week, Matt is joined by Rob Harzer to discuss the hypothetical that's taking the internet by storm. You pick your 2 to defend you while the other 7 attack you. Your choices: 10,000 rats, 50 go...
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Episode 74: Super Bowl LII Preview (ft. Matt Hoover) from 2018-01-30T06:00
This week, Matt is joined by noted Philadelphia Eagles fan Matt Hoover to talk about the upcoming matchup between the dirty birds and the New England Patriots in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
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Episode 73: You Can't Beat the Prices (ft. Justin Fiscina) from 2018-01-23T06:46:34
This week, Matt is joined by Justin Fiscina to talk about the NFL Playoffs Championship Weekend and the upcoming Super Bowl (0:00), the complexities of using public restrooms (25:30), which three g...
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Episode 72: Lots of Poop Talk (ft. Awesome Sunday Show) from 2018-01-18T05:12:49
This week, Matt is joined from a remote location by Pat McNellis and Connor Hesnan from Awesome Sunday Show to talk about them recording their 200th episode (0:00) and their favorite movies of 2017...
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Episode 71: We're Talking Sports (ft. Tyler Miller) from 2018-01-09T05:48:43
This week, Matt is joined by Tyler Miller from the Parkball Heroes podcast to talk about the NFL playoffs, concussions, the NBA, and more.
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Courtesy Flush #48: The Gang Talks Always Sunny (ft. Tim O'Shea) from 2017-12-15T06:00
This week, Matt is joined by Tim O'Shea to mourn one week without It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia by reminiscing about It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
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Episode 70: I Don't Know What the Bang-Bang is (ft. Gordon Hill) from 2017-12-04T21:00
This week, Matt is joined by Gordon Hill to talk about Jaden Smith's new album and streaming services (0:00-21:23), Xbox vs. Playstation and video games (21:24-34:20), handshakes vs. dapping up (34...
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Deuce Drop #1 from 2017-12-01T02:22:17
Matt talks about Matt Lauer being a huge creep (2:48-9:45), the Bosnian war criminal suicide on the stand (9:46-12:41), Prince Harry and Meghan Markle getting engaged (12:42-18:33), bitcoin being w...
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Episode 69: Nice from 2017-11-28T13:23:08
This week, Phil is back and he and Matt catch up on his life as a marine (0:00-1:04:44) and answer voicemails and texts (1:04:45-1:18:58). Then, talk about the holidays (1:18:59-1:37:17), and close...
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Episode 67: The Red Cross is a Scam (ft. Pat McNellis) from 2017-11-20T21:00
This week, Matt's joined by Pat McNellis of Awesome Sunday Show to answer voicemails and texts about imitation as flattery (6:45-14:36), the use of social media during tragedies and charities scamm...
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Courtesy Flush #47: Time Top 25 from 2017-11-17T01:01:04
This week, Matt talks about how much TIME magazine's Top 25 Inventions of 2017 list sucked.
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Episode 66: You Gotta Stay Home With Mom, Kid (ft. Rob Harzer) from 2017-11-13T21:00
This week, Matt's joined by Rob Harzer to answer voicemails and texts about leaving your child at home because of superstition (2:30-12:53), being in love at a young age (12:54-33:11), sports fans ...
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The State of the Podcast from 2017-11-09T21:44:07
This week, a lot of things went down and some unexpected turns were taken. The podcast is quite possibly headed in an entirely new direction. We're going on a short hiatus because we're changing a ...
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Courtesy Flush #46: NFL Trade Deadline from 2017-11-02T22:00
This week, the boys talk about the crazy NFL trade deadline and recap Week 8.
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Courtesy Flush #45: Presidential Hangs from 2017-10-26T23:00
This week, the boys talk about whether or not they'd let a president crash on their couch.
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Episode 65: It's Already a Little Weird from 2017-10-24T02:11:49
This week, the boys answer voicemails and texts about being a bad person (3:54-17:40), being extremely drunk (17:41-25:00), naked celebrities (29:50-31:11), and getting a dick job (31:12-36:47). Th...
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Courtesy Flush #44: NBA Tip-Off from 2017-10-19T23:00
This week, the boys talk about the start of the NBA season and their thoughts on how things will play out.
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Episode 64: It's Not That Bad from 2017-10-17T03:05:05
This week, the boys answer voicemails and texts about which teams they'd want to party with (3:35-13:05), being wrong on the internet and great movies (13:05-19:25), the boobs or butts (19:25-26:56...
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Courtesy Flush #43: Celebrity Shit Talk (ft. @WTPFox) from 2017-10-13T02:44:53
This week, Dom's out, so Matt's joined by WTP Sports' Isaac Fox to shit talk some celebrities.
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Courtesy Flush #42: Paralyzed from 2017-10-10T02:22:14
This week, the boys talk about whether or not they'd stay with someone who became paralyzed.
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Courtesy Flush #41: TV Traps from 2017-10-05T23:00
This week, the boys talk about TV traps - movies that you just have to sit down and watch.
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Episode 63: Inside of a Dog's Mouth from 2017-10-03T02:25:18
This week, the boys answer voicemails and texts about super teams (3:44-16:50), fear of vaginas (16:51-23:20), how to wipe (23:21-30:08), and icebreakers (30:09-38:30). Then, they talk about Week 4...
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Episode 62: He Doesn't Have the Drip Problem from 2017-09-26T01:22:16
This week, the boys answer voicemails and texts about Penn State football and Adam Sandler (4:37-17:50), pissing your pants (17:50-28:20), and being a "straw guy" (28:20-41:30). Then, they ta...
Courtesy Flush #40: Break-Ups from 2017-09-22T01:11:34
This week, the boys talk about good old-fashioned break-ups.
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Courtesy Flush #39: Sunday Scaries from 2017-09-14T23:00
This week, the boys talk about getting the Sunday Scaries.
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Episode 61: Football's Back! from 2017-09-11T23:00
This week, the boys answer voicemails and texts about their favorite podcasts (7:59-28:40), Dom's family nickname (28:41-32:13), and which historical sporting event they'd wish to attend (32:14-41:...
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Courtesy Flush #38: Follow-Up Fe-mails from 2017-09-07T23:00
This week, the boys talk about following up with girls and in relationships.
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Episode 60: Have You Ever Held A Hockey Puck? from 2017-09-05T03:13:46
This week, the boys answer voicemails about changing the MLB (2:35-15:24), Long Island and books they've read (15:25-34:44), and getting into new TV shows and the social media generation (34:45-39:...
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Episode 59: The Tree is Mighty from 2017-09-01T01:12:20
This week, the boys answer voicemails about the weirdest place they've gone to the bathroom (2:05-10:30), some rapid fire things about New Jersey (10:31-29:45), if popping a zit hurts more than a s...
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Courtesy Flush #37: When Girls Aren't Around from 2017-08-29T10:16
This week, the boys talk about what guys are really like when they're not around girls. Prepare yourself for testosterone.
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Courtesy Flush #36: Anti-Nostalgia from 2017-08-24T23:00
This week, the boys talk about things from their childhood that just didn't hold up over time.
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Episode 58: Go Apologize To Scotty from 2017-08-21T23:00
This week, the boys get a Phil update (00:00-12:05) and answer voicemails about Dennis Rodman saving America (12:06-15:35), football being back (15:38-38:36), and Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGrego...
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Courtesy Flush #35: It's An Episode from 2017-08-18T03:09:36
This week, the boys talk about a whole buncha shit cause it's an episode! They answer voicemails about booty season (3:47-12:55), how racism is in fact not good (12:56-31:45), Pokémon cards and nos...
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Courtesy Flush #34: Your Ex On Instagram from 2017-08-10T23:00
This week, the boys talk about when to delete Instagram pictures of your ex.
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Episode 57: Your Reading Selection is Wonderful from 2017-08-08T03:58:17
This week, the boys catch up on adult softball and the 7th Floor Crew rap (00:00-4:29), and answer voicemails about Kelly Slater (4:30-8:55), porn websites (8:56-23:25), blacking out (23:26-31:00),...
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Courtesy Flush #33: Athlete Dominance from 2017-08-03T23:00
This week, the boys talk about which athlete dominated their sport more than any other athlete, comparitively.
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Episode 56: You Gotta Chew Quieter from 2017-08-01T03:36:08
This week, the boys catch up on their weekend (00:00-5:50), and answer voicemails about potentially killing their mom or grandma (5:51-16:02), how to talk to the attractive girl from the gym ...
Courtesy Flush #32: Male Grooming from 2017-07-27T23:00
This week, the boys bring back an old favorite from an episode long ago: male grooming.
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Episode 55: She Won an Oscar for that Role from 2017-07-25T02:55:11
This week, the boys get a check-in from Phil (00:00-9:30), and answer voicemails about Phil's accent (9:31-12:54), Kyrie possibly leaving the Cleveland Cavaliers (12:55-24:54), and about underrated...
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Courtesy Flush #31: Fear from 2017-07-20T23:00
This week, the boys are talking about their biggest fears.
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Episode 54: I Can Live With the Accent from 2017-07-18T03:25:34
This week, the boys answer voicemails about the worst kind of Instagram girls (0:00-13:00), about what contract Michael Jordan would get in today's NBA (13:01-23:35), about which country to travel ...
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Courtesy Flush #30: Game of Thrones Season Seven from 2017-07-13T23:00
This week, the boys talk about the upcoming premiere of Season 7 of the HBO show, Game of Thrones. It's official. #WinterIsHere. (Warning: limited spoilers).
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Episode 53: It's Like Rubbing Your Foot from 2017-07-10T23:57:41
This week, the boys talk about the NBA and sports dynasties (0:00-13:45), get an update from Phil and talk about North Korea (13:36-27:40), shitting their pants, and P and V stuff (27:41-45:0...
Episode 52: Rub It Like A Button (ft. Rosie Kelly) from 2017-07-07T02:11:12
This week, the boys bring on Rosie Kelly to talk about their 4th of July (0:00-13:35), and answer voicemails about picking a place to travel (13:36-22:45), how to end an argument (22:46-33:17), and...
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Courtesy Flush #29: Fourth of July Do's and Don'ts from 2017-06-29T23:00
This week, the boys talk about their do's and don'ts for the Fourth of July.
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Episode 51: Today's The Day from 2017-06-27T02:43:04
This week, the boys talk about the weather, and get an update from Phil (0:00-13:30), and answer voicemails about a buffalo eating a wallet (13:31-24:45), getting hit on at the gas station (25:46-4...
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Courtesy Flush #28: Pick-Up Lines from 2017-06-22T23:00
This week to send you into the weekend, the boys talk about whether or not pick-up lines actually work.
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Episode 50: You Wanna Lighten Up The Mood? from 2017-06-20T02:18:11
This week, the boys talk about getting to 50 (0:00-8:47), and answer voicemails about the "stop and chat" (8:48-14:57), having dinner with anyone in history (14:58-24:21), and being desensitized (2...
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Courtesy Flush #27: Tech Advancement from 2017-06-15T23:00
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, the boys talk about the good and bad of technological advanceme...
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Episode 49: If You Sneeze One More Time from 2017-06-13T02:53:19
This week, the boys answer voicemails about fights at sporting events and concerts (0:00-12:50), MLB and Aaron Judge's shot at MVP (12:51-27:59), and their weirdest experiences in the bathroom (28:...
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Courtesy Flush #26: Millennials vs. Baby Boomers from 2017-06-08T23:00
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, the boys talk about the difference between Millennials and Baby...
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Episode 48: It's Wild That You and I Are Friends from 2017-06-06T02:07:10
This week, it's the first episode without Phil, so the boys reflect on his absence (0:00-8:54). Then, they talk about the lack of summer weather (8:55-14:41), Game of Thrones and the Golden Age of ...
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Courtesy Flush #25: Peacocking Phil from 2017-06-01T23:00
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, the boys give Phil a send off to the USMC. (WE LOVE YOU, MAN!)<...
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Episode 47: Your Move, John Daly from 2017-05-30T01:05:03
This week, the boys talk Memorial Day Weekend (0:00-12:20). Then, they answer voicemails about songs reminding them of people (12:21-22:00) and life stats (22:01-33:40). Then they talk Tiger Woods'...
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Courtesy Flush #24: The Hot Seat (ft. Gordon Hill) from 2017-05-25T23:00
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, the boys are joined again by Gordon, who puts them on the hot s...
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Episode 46: That's Life (ft. Gordon Hill) from 2017-05-22T23:00
This week, the boys are joined by long-time friend of the show Gordon Hill to talk about his new book (0:00-14:00). Then, they answer voicemails about what type of structure they'd like to be named...
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A Middle Urinal Highlight Show from 2017-05-15T23:00
This week, the boys couldn't get together and the show's one-year anniversary is coming up, so they put together a highlight show. Whether you've listened for a long time or a short time, we're gla...
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Courtesy Flush #23: Parenting from 2017-05-12T10:42:30
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, the boys talk about parenting.
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Episode 45: Words Are Hard from 2017-05-08T23:00
This week, the boys answer voicemails about their favorite foods growing up (00:00-7:25), Major League Baseball (7:26-16:35) and about the age-old mom-girlfriend switcheroo (16:36-28:30). Then, the...
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Courtesy Flush #22: Kathie Lee and Bill Nye from 2017-05-04T23:00
Happy Cinco de Mayo! Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, the boys talk about Kathie Lee Gifford's t...
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Episode 44: That's a Long Ass Home Video (ft. Marissa Telerico) from 2017-05-01T23:00
This week, Dom is on vacation, but the boys are joined by friend Marissa Telerico (0:00-16:45) and they answer voicemails about changing things in their lives (16:46-20:56), about having one chance...
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Courtesy Flush #21: Major League Baseball from 2017-04-27T23:00
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, the boys talk the way too early state of MLB.
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Episode 43: And I'll Tell Yah Why from 2017-04-24T23:00
This week, the boys answer voicemails about sports knowledge (0:00-11:27), the NBA MVP race (11:28-27:57), and their experiences podcasting (27:58-30:30). Then, they talk about Kendrick Lamar vs. D...
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Courtesy Flush #20: 13 Reasons Why from 2017-04-20T23:00
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, Mike O'Neill once again joins the boys to talk about the new Ne...
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Episode 42: You're Telling Me the Flight was Simply Overbooked? from 2017-04-18T03:59:52
This week, Dom's out, so Mike O'Neill joins the boys to talk answer voicemails about whether or not LaVarr Ball is hurting Lonzo's draft status (0:00-15:18), about the Masters and their favorite sp...
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Courtesy Flush #19: Trivia Trough IV from 2017-04-13T23:00
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, the boys play Jeopardy for the fourth installment of the Trivia...
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Episode 41: You Can't Get Past Him from 2017-04-10T23:00
This week, the boys talk about Phil seeing John Mayer (0:00-4:05). Then, they answer voicemails about eulogies and exchanging a child (4:06-17:02); Phil's new deadline and announcement and how to c...
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Courtesy Flush #18: Movie Remakes & Sequels from 2017-04-06T23:00
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, the boys talk about movies that are getting remade and what mak...
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Episode 40: Crazy Eyes from 2017-04-03T23:00
This week, the boys talk about Phil's weekend at Marine Training Prep and their younger siblings growing up (0:00-5:20). Then, they answer voicemails about what Dom looks like and calling your pare...
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Courtesy Flush #17: Gettin' Frisky from 2017-03-31T10:36:01
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, Fact Checker Tim joins the boys to talk about when physical con...
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Episode 39: Don't Fall Asleep At The Roulette Table from 2017-03-28T03:03:24
This week, Phil's out, and Fact-Checker Tim joins the boys to talk about technology not working and going to casinos (0:00-7:33). Then, they switch it up and answer voicemails about shower habits (...
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Courtesy Flush #16: DMs from 2017-03-23T22:00
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, the boys talk about what goes down the in DMs.
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Episode 38: That's A Lot Of People Inside You from 2017-03-20T23:37:15
This week, the boys talk about the weather (0:00-5:20). Then, they talk about March Madness (5:21-22:37) and the craziness that is LaVarr Ball (22:38-29:30). Then, they discuss wearing another man'...
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Courtesy Flush #15: St. Paddy's Day from 2017-03-16T22:00
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, the boys talk about St. Patrick's Day parades.
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Episode 37: I Wouldn't Mind Being Taxidermied from 2017-03-13T23:29:56
This week, Phil's out, so fact-checker Tim joins in to talk about the whether or not a person could kill a wolf and if UConn Women's Basketball could beat a men's team (0:00-21:23). Then, they talk...
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Courtesy Flush #14: Females (ft. Rosie Kelly) from 2017-03-09T21:00
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, the boys talk about girls and online dating.
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Episode 36: #BoycottBuzzfeed from 2017-03-06T21:00
This week, the boys talk about the Oscars results and the fiascos that was Best Picture (0:00-17:46). Then, they talk about their feud with Buzzfeed (17:47-26:13) and if it's OK or not to pee in a ...
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Courtesy Flush #13: STDs from 2017-03-02T21:00
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, the boys talk about sexually transmitted diseases.
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Episode 35: Boogie & the Brow from 2017-02-27T21:00
This week, the boys talk about the discovery of Earth-like planets and space (0:00-6:25). Then, they talk about the first month of Donald Trump's presidency (6:26-18:21) and go over Mardi Gras, the...
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Courtesy Flush #12: The Oscars Pick 'Em from 2017-02-23T21:00
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, Matt and Dom talk about their picks for the Oscars based solely...
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Episode 34: Not My Dog Show from 2017-02-21T08:32:11
This week, Phil's out, so Matt and Dom talk about Derek Jeter, Jay Z, and George Clooney becoming fathers (0:00-9:50). Then, they talk about the NBA All-Star Weekend and take sides on Charles Oakle...
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Courtesy Flush #11: President's Day from 2017-02-16T21:00
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, the boys are joined by good pal Justin Fiscina to talk about wh...
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Episode 33: Tom Cruise Would Have A Better Chance With Snooki (ft. Justin Fiscina) from 2017-02-13T21:00
This week, Dom's out so the boys are joined by Justin Fiscina to talk about the Grammys in real time and late night television (0:00-18:04). Then, they talk about snow days as adults, friendships ...
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Courtesy Flush #10: Valentine's Day from 2017-02-10T09:46:56
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, the boys talk about Valentine's Day and whether or not it's a s...
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Episode 32: I Don't Care About Rejection from 2017-02-07T02:57:50
This week, the boys are back together to talk about Super Bowl LI and whether or not it was a great game (0:00-23:03). Then, they talk about the weirdest places you can masturbate, and how people w...
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Courtesy Flush #9: Super Bowl LI and F*ck Goodell from 2017-02-03T02:00
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, the boys talk about the upcoming Super Bowl matchup between the...
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Episode 31: The Bathroom is Still Dark from 2017-01-31T02:00
This week, Dom is out so Phil and Matt are joined by their friend and fact-checker, Tim O'Shea, as well as Kara Bradley, where they talk about their weekends full of awkward dates and ripped pants ...
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Courtesy Flush #8: Introversion from 2017-01-27T00:56:21
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, the boys talk about introversion and how extroverts are closet ...
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Episode 30: I'm Gonna Throw Scissors from 2017-01-24T02:00
This week, Dom recalls the time he got murdered on the streets of New York in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors (0:00-9:15). Then, they talk about the dominance of Boston sports and NBC's The Wall (9...
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Courtesy Flush #7: Inauguration Day from 2017-01-19T21:00
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, the boys talk about the inauguration of Donald Trump as the 45t...
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Courtesy Flush #6: Friday the 13th from 2017-01-12T21:00
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, the boys talk about Friday the 13th and the superstitions that ...
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Episode 29: It's Phil's Birthday from 2017-01-09T21:00
This week, it's Phil's birthday so he takes the week off, leaving Dom and Matt to talk about upcoming movies and health/auto insurance (0:00-25:06). Then, they get into the NFL Playoffs and their p...
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Courtesy Flush #5: Hypothetical No. 1 from 2017-01-06T02:00
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, Dom asks the group a hypothecial involving a blindfold, a blowj...
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Episode 28: Christmas is for the Kids from 2017-01-02T21:00
Happy New Year! This week, the boys get togther to talk about 2017 and whether or not 2016 was a good or bad year (0:00-20:43). Then, they get into their Death Pool idea, and talk about the upcomin...
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Courtesy Flush #4: Polygamy from 2016-12-30T00:00
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, the boys talk about the practice of polygamy and how it w...
A Middle Urinal Christmas (ft. Matt's Dad) from 2016-12-24T09:00
Merry Christmas everybody! Happy Hanukkah! Merry Kwanza! This holiday season, the boys are joined by the man, the myth, the legend, Doug Hoffman to talk about their plans for the holidays and their...
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Courtesy Flush #3: Weird Olympics (ft. Damian Daniello-Kramer) from 2016-12-23T03:00
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, Dom is out, so Damian comes back to talk weird Olympic sports.<...
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Episode 27: Is Kirby A Pokemon? from 2016-12-20T02:13:49
This week, the boys talk about their favorite childhood toys, the NFL's color rush jerseys, and Dom's trip to Seattle. Then, they discuss the possibility of World War III and the assassination of a...
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Courtesy Flush #2: Rogue One (ft. Nick Snyder) from 2016-12-16T05:12:41
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, Dom is out, so Nick joins Matt and Phil to talk about Rogue One...
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Episode 26: Hot Takes, Hot Cakes (ft. Damian Daniello-Kramer) from 2016-12-13T02:00
This week, Dom gets called away on business, so the boys are joined by their good pal Damian to talk about working two jobs at once. Then, they talk about Donald Trump being selected TIME's Person ...
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Courtesy Flush #1: The College Football Playoff from 2016-12-09T05:00
Welcome to the Courtesy Flush, a short, 15- to 30-minute episode released on Friday mornings to send you into the weekend. This week, the boys are talking the College Football Playoff and what migh...
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Episode 25: Hoffman, I Hate You from 2016-12-06T02:34:40
This week, the boys welcome Phil back from having pneumonia by talking about whether or not they miss him, and if they're port-a-potty users. Then, Dom talks about running into a listener in a bar,...
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Episode 24: RIP Phil from 2016-11-29T01:34:32
This week, Phil gets sick, so the boys are joined by Matt's roommate Tim. They talk about their weekends and a little on the current situation in the NBA. Then, they talk about broken bones, whethe...
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Episode 23: The Jumpman Episode from 2016-11-15T02:46:48
This week, the boys talk about how the NFL is back, but college football is still better, and Phil and Dom make a bet. Then, they talk about the election and the hilarity and craziness surrounding ...
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Episode 22: I Know A Few Things About Ducks from 2016-11-08T08:38:48
This week, the boys talk about Maryland, the election, and about how old they were when they voted. Then they talk about Game 7 of the World Series, Bill Simmons' show getting cancelled, and s...
Episode 21: The Zombie Apocalypse Starts in Florida from 2016-11-01T09:17:56
This week, the boys talk about voting booth selfies and what Dom eats at Applebee's. Then, they talk about their thoughts on sports talk radio, their ideal work environments, and how often the...
Episode 20: Dad, You Gotta Try This from 2016-10-25T03:46:49
This week, Phil gets a little tipsy, and the boys touch on the World Series, and talk about what it's like to move out of their parents' houses. Later on, Dom brings up going to the bathroom at th...
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Episode 19: It's Like 11O'Clock HBO (ft. the Gang) from 2016-10-11T00:57:29
This week, Matt and Phil are joined by a group of their friends: Robby, Justin, Tyler, Nick, and Dan. The guys talk about what music they'd bring with them to a desert island and their worst d...
Episode 18: Indisputably, Parmesan (ft. Matt Hoover) from 2016-10-04T04:35:56
This week, the boys are joined by Matt's college roommate Matt Hoover to talk about ruined rugs and favorite cheeses, and Mike O'Neill stops by as the group gets into the MLB playoff picture. They ...
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Episode 17: We're Gonna End It With An "Adrian!" (ft. Jess Genarie & Vin Calabrese) from 2016-09-27T10:25:12
This week, the boys are joined by two guests, Jess and Vin. The group starts off by taking some jabs at Dom, and then gets into how they pace out one of their favorite weekly activities. Later on, ...
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Episode 16: We Ain't Found Sh*t from 2016-09-20T04:27:55
This week, Dom, Phil, and Matt talk about telling strangers how they really feel, and what the funniest movies they've ever seen are. Then, Phil talks about his trip to Chicago, the guys answe...
Episode 15: I Didn't Turn the Porn Off from 2016-09-13T01:05:37
This week, the guys talk about hitting their heads, and Dom introduces his new persona. Then, they come back for the third round of the Trivia Trough, and Dom tells everyone what he needs to do to ...
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Episode 14: Quote, Unquote from 2016-09-07T10:47:04
This week, Matt, Phil, and Dom talk about their drunken weekend watching college football and why men should have spa days, and then Dom reveals his feelings about wearing watches. Later, the guys ...
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Episode 13: Unique New York from 2016-08-30T10:05:09
This week, the boys embrace the debate about the best temperature to eat pizza, and Dom forgets where a couple NFL players went to college. Then the boys shoutout Britney Spears and mispr...
Episode 12: Jameson, Johnny Walker, Jack Daniel's, and Jim Beam (ft. Nick Snyder) from 2016-08-23T03:03:38
This week, Dom, Matt, and Phil are joined by one of their oldest friends, brick town native and hang out guy Nick Snyder. The guys are then dropped in on by another friend, and they figure out who'...
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Episode 11: Your Twitter Game is Pretty Good (ft. Justin Fiscina) from 2016-08-09T02:21:02
This week, Dom goes on vacation, so Phil and Matt are joined by the show's first official guest, Justin Fiscina! The boys talk about their recent trip to the movie theater and give their ...
Episode 10: Something Happens from 2016-08-02T04:18:50
Thanks for sticking around with us for ten episodes! This week, Dom, Phil, and Matt get adjusted to the new format, talk double digits, and mourn Harambe. Then, they talk about Comic Con trailers b...
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Episode 9: Take Two from 2016-07-26T02:18:13
This week, Dom gets into why he's feeling so down in the dumps, and then the boys go back to school to talk about their fondest college memories, and all the classes they definitely didn't skip. La...
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Episode 8: Breaking the Seal from 2016-07-18T22:00
Holy crossover episode, Batman! This week, the boys are joined by fellow podcasters and friends of the show, Pat McNellis and Connor Hesnan, who host the Awesome Sunday Show. They join Matt, Phil, ...
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Episode 7: You Gotta Commit from 2016-07-12T02:49:37
This week, co-hosts Phil, Dom, and Matt talk about the trend that's sweeping the globe, the worldwide phenomenon that is "Rent-A-Friend," then they talk about the less-popular Pokémon GO. Later, th...
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Episode 6: Phil Has A Tee Time from 2016-07-04T15:26:58
This week, Phil gives Dom a lesson about punctuality, the trio talks about being in the workforce, and Matt pretends he has a good idea (he doesn't). Then, Matt pits Dom and Phil against each other...
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Episode 5: Brexiting from 2016-06-28T02:14:58
This week, Phil fangirls over "Finding Dory," and Dom gets a little excited about the 'Brexit' while Matt pretends he's not bragging about his ability to multi-task. Later on, the boys answer liste...
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Episode 4: #LittleDom from 2016-06-20T23:00
In this week's episode, Phil rants about "Open Letters," then joins Dom and Matt in talking about what they liked at E3. Then, the boys introduce a brand new segment called "The Trivia Trough," pit...
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Episode 3: It's Benghazi, Dom from 2016-06-14T00:34:04
In this week's episode, the guys answer more fan mail(!!!), talk about their favorite TV shows, and declare a winner in the Presidential Twitter Brawl of 2016. Meanwhile, Phil gets hype about The B...
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Episode 2: Bron Bron from Akron from 2016-06-14T00:26:49
In this episode, co-hosts Matt, Phil, and Dom talk about their favorite albums of the year so far, reflect on the passing of the Greatest of All-Time, doubt the LeBron James-led Cavaliers, and read...
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Episode 1: Pilot from 2016-06-14T00:25:15
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