Podcasts by LIW Improv Theater

60: Explain Song Lyrics 14 (Google Translate's Pink Floyd's Time) from 2023-04-08T05:17:46

Phoenix’s favorite song of all time put through a translation blender. Only he could enjoy this episode. It did not work.

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59: Explain Song Lyrics 13 (ModEst's Melanie-Al) from 2023-02-25T04:39:42

This is the most boring, straight-forward episode of this series. Ignore.

58: Explain Song Lyrics 12 (Fetty Wap's Trap Queen) from 2023-01-28T06:02:16

Two white dudes discussing what we assume is rap. We are trying so hard to understand the mindset of everyone below 40.

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57: Explain Song Lyrics 11 (6ix9ine's Gine) from 2022-12-31T04:51:52

Our first live episode. Also, Dick didn’t know we were doing this. I barely did as well. Either way we ended 2022 the same way as 2023 so enjoy this rare e...

56: Explain Song Lyrics 10 (Cardi B's WAP) from 2021-12-29T17:40:57

A detailed step-by-step instruction on how to wash a cat in a bathtub. Strange subject matter but it works.

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55: Spooky Spooky Pastacast - 3 - The Poo-Ghost Part 3 from 2018-07-11T20:49:27

The thrilling conclusion to the Poo-Ghost storyline in which the end was already revealed but it's still going somehow. www.LIWstudios.com youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland loiteringinwonderland@g...

54: Spooky Spooky Pastacast - 2 - The Poo-Ghost Part 2 from 2018-07-11T20:47:49

The continuing saga of the Poo-Ghost and his many victims. www.LIWstudios.com youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com

53: Spooky Spooky Podcast - 1 - The Poo-Ghost Part 1 from 2018-07-11T20:42:54

Taken from a bit for The Podcasts Podcast in which we reviewed Creepypasta podcasts. I found them so terrible that I just had to make my own. I should also note that one of the stories involved a m...

2018 State Of The Studio Address from 2018-06-20T21:08:55

This is going out on all of our feeds from Loitering In Wonderland Studios. It's just letting you guys know what's happening with us right now and why podcasts have been delayed. If you guys are cu...

American't 11: Self Helpless Book from 2017-10-17T17:05:12

This is the audio track traken from American't 11: Self Helpless Book. This is an entirely improvised book reading/writing that Phoenix made for codependent people. To watch the video, go to: www.L...

52: Explain Song Lyrics 9 (ICP's Miracles) from 2017-09-11T02:56:40

This episode covers a lot. ICP. Miracles. Nature. Terrorism. Flat earth society. Plus Phoenix also gives a gripping scene about the forming of ICP that surely must have really happened. www.LIWstu...

51: Explain Song Lyrics 8 (ICP's Mr. Johnson's Head) from 2017-03-30T10:10:51

ICP is a band made up of Kabuki painted garbage bags. This song is a confusing mess. Does nobody see you or does someone sometimes see you some of the time but nobody else does? Are you dead? Are y...

Hack From The Future - 4 - "I Will Watch '2 Broke Girls' For The First Time." from 2017-03-29T21:35:53

This is the audio from the improvised video show Hack From the future. To watch this and future episodes, subscribe to: www.YouTube.com/LoiteringInWonderland In this video from the future, Phoenix...

Hack From The Future - 3 - "Now He's King Trump. Like King Koopa. But Orange." from 2017-03-23T08:12:14

This is the audio from the improvised video show Hack From the future. To watch this and future episodes, subscribe to: www.YouTube.com/LoiteringInWonderland In this video from the future, Trump h...

Hack From The Future - 2 - "I Got In ONE Little Fight..." from 2017-03-23T08:08:50

This is the audio from the improvised video show Hack From the future. To watch this and future episodes, subscribe to: www.YouTube.com/LoiteringInWonderland In this video from the future, Phoenix...

Hack From The Future - 1 - "Something About Weiner Emails?" from 2017-03-23T08:05:55

This is the audio from the improvised video show Hack From the future. To watch this and future episodes, subscribe to: www.YouTube.com/LoiteringInWonderland In this video from the future, Clinton...

American't 6: Customer Service (from video) from 2017-03-22T22:41:49

This is the audio from a video episode of American't. It is done in the style of an 80's VHS training video for new employees to learn the art of customer service. The episode is improvised so we t...

Bad Award Acceptance Speeches (uncut) from 2017-03-22T22:34:59

This is the uncut version of American't 9. This was released on YouTube as a LIW+ episode. It is the completley uncut and unedited version of the improv session. It's improvised so we figured we'd ...

Bad Award Acceptance Speeches (improv from American't) from 2017-03-22T22:26:10

This is the audio from a video episode of American't. It's improvised so we figured we'd share it here. To watch the episode in the way it is intended, subscribe to YouTube.com/LoiteringInWonderlan...

50: Explain Song Lyrics 7 (Alanis Morissette's Ironic) from 2016-11-16T19:54:34

In this ongoing series, Phoenix finally touches on the song he wrote about in his 2008 book '100 Things That Will Burn In Hell', Alanis Morissette's classic song "Ironic." It literally drives him i...

49: The Unreliables 2 from 2016-11-16T01:55:05

Tristan from The Unreliables is coming into the studio. Sometime. Soon-ish right? Phoenix is excited because he hasn't seen his best friend since last year when Tristan was on the show and drunkenl...

48: Explain Song Lyrics 6 (Creed's Higher) from 2016-11-14T21:27:18

It's been over a year since a new episode of LIW Improv Theater has been recorded/released so why not start off with the classic song "Higher" by God's amongst men, Creed. It... it isn't what Phoen...

47: LIW Gotham Review - 4 - Strike Force (204) from 2015-11-23T08:28

Original airdate 11.23.15 - This is the last of the failed LIW Gotham Review episodes. If you guys BEGGED me to pick it back up...I just might. But that's not going to happen. So, it was fun while ...

46: LIW Gotham Review - 3 - The Last Laugh (203) from 2015-11-23T08:23

Original airdate 11.23.2015. I must have been feeling great because I recorded 2 episodes of this Gotham review in the same day. But also, considering the episode before this was 21 days prior, it ...

45: LIW NBA Review - 3 - Post-Season Predictions (11.16.15) from 2015-11-16T07:55

The fuck was I making post-season predictions for in the middle of November? No wonder this show got pulled from the line-up. I did love the posters for this and the Chicago Sports Review but they ...

38: Phoenix Reads His Batman Fan Fiction from 2015-11-07T05:56:07

In this episode, Phoenix reaches into his heart and shares a piece of Batman fan fiction that he wrote. It won't be what you expect. It will be worse. Much worse. www.loiteringinwonderland.com Ch...

44: LIW Gotham Review - 2 - Knock, Knock (202) from 2015-11-02T08:19

Nothing clever to write here because I don't remember what this particular episode is about. I still watch Gotham as of this writing but it's basically just a soap-opera for nerds. Deal with it. Or...

37: Explain Song Lyrics 5 (ICP's Rainbows And Stuff) from 2015-11-02T07:00

Phoenix and Bri discuss the value behind the song lyrics "Rainbows And Stuff" by legendary artist ICP. Boy do these two look like insane clowns trying to describe the genius to their listeners, i.e...

36: Tristan Of The Unreliables Performs Monster Mash Live At LIW Studio from 2015-10-30T07:00

On Monday's episode, Phoenix was patiently waiting for The Unreliables to show up for a live studio concert. They didn't show. But the singer did! He felt bad so he performed Monster Mash to help P...

35: The Unreliables Live At LIW Studio from 2015-10-27T02:31:59

Phoenix is excited because his old band is coming into the studio! Phoenix used to be the lead singer and bassist for the band The Unreliables. They're in studio....soon....like today probably. ww...

34: The Charles Barkley And Shaquille O'Neal Show! from 2015-10-23T07:00

Phoenix West was out of town so he had his friends Charles Barkley and Shaquille O'Neal step in and record their very own show. Maybe next time they'll actually get to some basketball talk. www.lo...

33: Al Pacino Reads LIW Advertisements (Al Pacino 2) from 2015-10-20T02:30:15

Al Pacino attempts to pay back Phoenix for staying at the studio for weeks by doing the LIW live reads. He doesn't do well. Then he gets angry. Typical Al Pacino. www.loiteringinwonderland.com C...

43: LIW NBA Review - 2 - 10.18.15 from 2015-10-18T09:50

The second in a failed attempt at an NBA review show. Turns out, it's really boring talking to yourself about sports. You have nobody to argue with. Nobody to do what-if scenarios with. What was th...

42: LIW Gotham Review - 1 - Damned If You Do... (201)&Season 1 Recap from 2015-10-18T07:14

This failed show managed to get 4 episodes out of it. I had no problem continuing it but it wasn't the greatest show (it's fun) and they pump out over 20 a year so it was too many for my schedule a...

32: Jack And Jill 2 Pitch (Teddy Winchester 1) from 2015-10-16T19:00

Phoenix is fed up with having to do all the bullshit that comes along with managing his stand-up/acting career so he decides to call his agent, Teddy Winchester (who claims to be one of the best) a...

31: Explain Song Lyrics 4 (Beck's Loser) from 2015-10-12T07:00

Beck has been making music for 30 years. Literally. And until now nobody has been able to comprehend his lyrics because they are utter nonsense. Literally. But Phoenix West sees the meaning behind ...

30: Explain Song Lyrics 3 (Soulja Boy's Yahhh!) from 2015-10-09T07:00

Shakespeare. Faulkner. Frost. Steinbeck. Boy. Soulja Boy that is. Phoenix West is back in this third part of an ongoing series. He explains the genius behind the song lyrics Yahhh! by gifted deity ...

41: LIW Fargo Review - 1 - The Crocodile's Dilemma (101) from 2015-10-08T08:01

The show Fargo was awesome. It's currently 11.15.2016 and I've still only seen the first episode. Which means I clearly couldn't keep up with it. Too many shows to review. I didn't start another re...

29: Operation: Make Brent Cry from 2015-10-05T07:00

Brent wants to talk about his recent stand-up success but Phoenix wants to bring him back to reality by making him cry. For no good reason at all. Just because he's a horrible person. Phoenix gets ...

28: Phoenix 'Too Good For This' West from 2015-10-02T07:00

Brent is excited to talk about his recent stand-up success but he is no match for the majestic, shooting-star that is Phoenix. Phoenix doesn't quite understand how success works and wastes no time ...

40: LIW NBA Review - 1 - Teams Phoenix West Loves And Hates from 2015-10-01T07:50

LIW NBA Review didn't make it as a show. It has long been deleted from the world's eyes. But, we decided to put it on the feed of the show that doesn't matter. This episode has the exact same title...

39: LIW Chicago Sports Review - 1 - Teams Phoenix West Loves And Hates from 2015-10-01T07:18

We had 4 shows on the LIW line-up that just didn't last. LIW Chicago Sports Review was one of them. This episode is the only one to be made. You'll see why it didn't last. This episode originally a...

27: Sex And Love Advice 2 from 2015-09-28T07:00

Phoenix and Brent are back to offer up more sex and love advice. Last time they took their genius to the Periscope app, but this time they break down the advice of someone else. Brent found a list ...

26: Explain Song Lyrics 2 (Nicki Minaj's Stupid Hoe) from 2015-09-25T07:00

There are a lot of mediocre songs by mediocre artists. But every once in a while an artist is able to shape words and music into perfection to describe the way we all feel as a culture. Nicki Minaj...

25: Phoenix Offers Reparations (Explain Song Lyrics 1) from 2015-09-08T22:20:21

In this episode, Phoenix apologizes to all the gay, black, pedophiles he must have confused back in 1993 while singing out loud while his walkman played Salt-N-Pepa songs. Mostly for Shoop. Apparen...

24: Talk Only In Questions 1 from 2015-09-04T07:08

Phoenix West, Brent Puccio, Philip Thompson, Sterling Adams. Two comedians, two not. Trying to hold an improv game going for any amount of time proved to be impossible. Listening to them attempt it...

23: Johnny Depp 1 from 2015-08-31T07:00

Johnny Depp stops by LIW Studios. Phoenix attempts to interview him but gets enraged when JD refuses to speak at an acceptable volume. Plus the place was lousy with scarves. Phoenix ends the interv...

22: Improv Games 4 (Sterling) from 2015-08-28T07:00

We recorded 4 rounds of improv games with Phoenix, Brent, Philip and Sterling. This particular episode is full of the games that Sterling hosted. Each cast member will have their own episode. We pl...

21: Just Give Me Your Organs from 2015-08-24T07:01

In this episode, Brent is a total dick and refuses to give his organs to Phoenix. What a greedy man.

20: Improv Games 3 (Philip) from 2015-08-21T07:00

We recorded 4 rounds of improv games with Phoenix, Brent, Philip and Sterling. This particular episode is full of the games that Philip hosted. Each cast member will have their own episode. We play...

19: One Night Stand from 2015-08-17T07:00

Phoenix tells Brent a story about this one night stand the previous night. However, he was suspicious about some things. She kept texting Brent and hanging out in the bathroom all night. Then she d...

18: Improv Games 2 (Brent) from 2015-08-14T07:00

We recorded 4 rounds of improv games with Phoenix, Brent, Philip and Sterling. This particular episode is full of the games that Brent hosted. Each cast member will have their own episode. We playe...

17: Find The Upside 1 from 2015-08-10T07:00

In this episode, we (Phoenix, Brent and M) say horrible things and challenge another cast member to find the upside of it. It's harder than it sounds. Topics include the holocaust, 2 girls 1 cup, I...

16: Improv Games 1 (Phoenix) from 2015-08-07T07:00

We recorded 4 rounds of improv games with Phoenix, Brent, Philip and Sterling. This particular episode is full of the games that Phoenix hosted. Each cast member will have their own episode. We pla...

15: Sex And Love Advice 1 (Live On Periscope App) from 2015-08-03T07:00

In this episode, Phoenix and Brent took the the live airway to answer your uncomfortable burning sex and love questions. These two men are sex experts. Sexperts if you will. Your questions are easi...

14: Batman 1 from 2015-07-31T07:00

In this episode, Phoenix and Brent discuss their fear while watching the news. Brent transitions into a hero the podcast deserves.

13: Warren Christopher 1 from 2015-07-27T07:00

Warren Christopher records a secret episode to recruit for his group to build a spaceship to live with Zelron forever. He also doesn't call him Zelron in this episode for some reason so just preten...

12: News Show 1 from 2015-07-24T07:00

In this episode, we asked you, the listeners, for random sentences and questions and we the performers, Phoenix West, Brent Puccio and M would then work into an improv scene. The scene this time is...

11: Charles Barkley 1 from 2015-07-20T07:00

Charles Barkley showed up out of nowhere and demanded a ride to U.S. Airways where the Phoenix Suns play. Before the drive he recorded an interview with Phoenix. It didn't go well.

10: Are You Laughing At My Theme Song? from 2015-07-17T07:00

In this episode, Brent immediately starts laughing at the theme song that Phoenix worked hard on. Phoenix doesn't take it well and demands that Brent come up with an alternate song on the spot. The...

9: Listener Mail 1 from 2015-07-13T07:00

In this episode, Phoenix reads the Twitter mail for LIWIT. He attempts to answer your stupid questions. He succeeds despite the questions being borderline retarded.

8: Let's Commit Some Crimes from 2015-07-10T07:00

In this episode Brent's cheeriness is ruined when Phoenix is bored with his law-abiding life. Phoenix asks Brent if he wants to commit some crimes. They debate which crime is best for them.

7: Cult 1 from 2015-07-06T07:00

In this episode Phoenix attempts to save Brent's life by giving him the opportunity of a lifetime. It's not a cult. It's an opportunity. Wait...why does the episode title say Cult 1? Shit. Can we c...

6: Advertisements 1 from 2015-07-03T07:00

In this episode, Brent and Phoenix discuss the new Batman video game or something...you should go check out the game at GameStop and be sure to use your Power-Up card. But Brent beat the video game...

5: Boo!-bies from 2015-06-29T07:00

In this episode, Phoenix and Brent create a new show for HBO called Boo!-bies. Well, they workshop a pitch to sell HBO a show called Boo!-bies. What is Boo!-bies? Listen and find out.

4: Rap 1 from 2015-06-26T07:01

In an attempt to connect to a more urban audience, Phoenix is reduced to freestyle rapping for 7 minutes to a random YouTube beat. He is not very successful. We should mention that he is incredibly...

3: Al Pacino 1 from 2015-06-19T07:01

Phoenix was joined by legendary actor Al Pacino for a 1 on 1 interview that resulted in 2 blown eardrums and several blown microphones. Phoenix tried his best to get along with Pacino but ended up ...

2: Yes And...No from 2015-06-12T07:00

In this episode, Phoenix is joined by a 5 year old. It's not as creepy as it sounds. They discuss geography, math, the kid reveals why she doesn't care about the whole Bruce Jenner thing, books and...

1: Welcome To Orientation from 2015-02-15T05:42:29

In this episode, Phoenix breaks the fourth wall for hopefully the only time in the history of the show to explain what the premise of the show will be. These episodes will only be 10-15 minutes at ...