Podcasts by Mango Bae

254: Khalistanis on planes, Palimaxxing in New York from 2023-12-11T13:01

The bad poetry of Rupi Kaur, Khalistanis threatening Indian airliners, and when political thought transmutes into mass action you get r-worded results. Full content on our patreon, along with ea...

253: Desi Discourse on Israel-Palestine from 2023-12-04T11:03

Joe almost gets murdered, an anglophile Indian couple gets cancelled for Pali-maxxing on the UES, bonus content on Patreon--along with archived eps, bonus eps, and other goodies!

252: NIKKI vs. VIVEK! from 2023-11-27T12:00

Brown-on-brown violence in the GOP LET'S GOOOOOOOO!

251: Gaza-Maxxing on the TL and Regime Change in Bangladesh from 2023-11-20T11:03

Stalkers, fans, Zionist freaks and Pali-stans flooding the timelines, and the US plans for regime change in Bangladesh. Full ep on Patreon!

250: Hasan's Clapback and the Muslim Glass Ceiling in Media from 2023-11-13T11:03

We discuss Hasan's video clapback to the New Yorker hatchet job, conspiracize about Muslims in positions of media authority, Usama's epic bomb at a gala for doctors in Texas, and more!

249: 9/11 part two! Ft. Jaffer Khan from 2023-11-06T11:03

BONUS CONTENT ON PATREON!

We're joined by our good buddy Jaffer Khan (Tik Tok fame) to discuss the situation in Palestine, bad comedian responses to the conflict, and trump impre...

Bharat vs. India ft. Gus Tate from 2023-10-30T10:03

We got our buddy Gus Tate on the pod this week, discussing India vs. Bharat!

247: G20 Monkey Mayhem from 2023-10-23T10:03

Monkey Men of India, Carrom on ESPN, Indian Scammers enslaving Muslim-Hindu Couples?!

246: The TRUTH about Indian Street Food! from 2023-10-16T10:03

Gnarly indian street food, India locking down rice, old blind ladies being left on planes--it's a fun one! Full content on Patreon!

245: Indian Call Scammers and Racist Australians from 2023-10-09T10:03

Anand Wilder is back to talk Indian call center scammers, racist australians vs. "filthy" Indians, and more!

244: Hasan's Emo Truths, Khalistanis in Canada from 2023-10-02T10:03

Oh ya, we get into the Hasan thing! Also, Indian assassinating a canadian Sikh separatist on Canadian soil?!!! SPICY WEEK Patreon for the full ep!

243: Sikh Vigilantes! from 2023-09-25T10:03

Sikh Vigilantes in California, The Veerapan Documentary, Biracial Struggle Up.

242: Fake Biracial Struggles, Imran Khan from 2023-09-18T10:03

FULL EPISODE ON PATREON! We talk the fake stuggle of Indians and Biracial Indians in particular, Imran Khan being imprisoned, Tesla's desi CFO, and more.

241: Vivek Ramalamapajamamamaswamy from 2023-09-11T11:02

Chandrayaan-3 moon lander, Vivek Ramaswamy's debate performance, and lots of trump impressions.

Try That in a Small Gaon (town) ft. Neel Ghosh from 2023-09-04T11:02

We talk Ohio, growing up white when you're brown, Jason Aldean, and Neel's musical comedy stylings! Full ep on patreon along with archived episiodes, early acess, and more!

239: Is Bollywood Antisemitic?! from 2023-08-28T11:02

Is Bawaal anti-semitic? Oppenheimer in India, Barbie (not) in Pakistan, and more! Bonus content on our Patreon, including archived episodes and early access!

Rajakumari Reveals the KEY TO MANIFESTING HER SUCCESS from 2023-08-21T10:03

Rajakumari talks about her unique position as a desi rapper on the global stage, working wtih SRK, and her she manifested her dreams! Full ep on patreon--join us over there!

Slay! Taliban's Got a New Women's Magazine! from 2023-08-14T11:02

Usama's hajj haircut, the Green Mile, The taliban's new women's magazine! Bonus content on Patreon! Also: early access to episodes, archived episodes, discrod server, fame, riches, life everlast...

Indians are the New Jews from 2023-08-07T10:03

Vivek Ramaswamy on the Breakfast Club, affirmative action, east asians vs blacks vs south asians, Khalistan, and more--bonus content on the patreon!

235: Diwali Vacation and Gay Indians from 2023-07-31T12:01

Don't forget to soak up our bonus content, archived episodes, early access, and more on our patreon!

#234: Emil Wakim from 2023-07-24T10:03

We hanging with Lebanese-American comic Emil Wakim, a nationaly touring killer with an excellent Comedy Central special out now! Bonus content on patreon--along with archived episodes, access to...

233: Banned in Malaysia with Jocelyn Chia from 2023-07-17T10:03

This week we have Jocelyn Chia, a hilarious and hardworking comedian who is now wanted by INTERPOL for making a joke about MH370--the Malaysian airplane that disappeared mysteriously. We discuss...

232: Hajj Packin' from 2023-07-10T10:03

Usama has a spiritual awakneing when he goes on Hajj! Wil it last???

231: Indian Eunuchs and Corruption from 2023-07-03T10:00

Joe has an Indian marrying into his family, an idiotic agricultural inspector in INdia drains an entire reservoir of water to retrieve his phone, transgender rights in India, and more! Full cont...

Modi's Tight 5 from 2023-06-26T10:03

Modi does comedy for Biden, submersibles get submerged, and more!

Pranav saw a UFO from 2023-06-19T10:00

Bonus content on Patreon!! Also early access, archived eps, and more! Super cheap! Pranav saw a UFO; an Indian dude tries attacking the white house to institute a new global order, and lots more...

Brown Nazis from 2023-06-12T10:00

Brown nazis, latino nazis, Regular nazis, and the writer's strike! Check out our patreon for full and bonus content, early access, archived episodes, and more!

More Indian Plane Pissers WHY from 2023-06-05T09:55

Pranav warned you that this was going to become a new genre of Indian stereotype and he was RIGHT. Indians and air travel. Super junglee content on patreon--se ya there!

Mango Bae #226: The Rise of AI?! We're Scared from 2023-05-29T07:49

The mango boys talk AI this week - its terrifying and you should be scared!!!!!! We joke about tons of stuff in this one, truly fire - check it out!

Wilder-ing Out With Anand | Mango Bae #225 from 2023-05-22T08:32

SPICY BONUS CONTENT FROM THIS EPISODE IS AVAILABLE ON PATREON! We hang out with Anand Wilder (formerly of the band Yeasayer) and talk browns in the rock biz(he's a pioneer), parenting, his solo ...

Bad Son ft. Curtis Waters from 2023-05-15T10:00

We hang with Curtis Waters, pop sensation who blew up everyone's phones with his pando hit "Stunning" about how his life changed overnight, his itinerant upbringing, being Nepali, how he wants t...

EID MADNESS from 2023-05-08T10:03

EXTRA CONTENT ON PATREON!

Usama gets cancelled at an Eid party, fights in Jackson Heights, and lots of other wildness from Eid!

Lion With No Pride Ft. Yogi Paliwal from 2023-05-01T10:30

We bring on the hilarious comedian Yogi Paliwal to goof around! It’a fun one! Full ep on patreon and be sure to catch Yogi on his tour!!!

221: Catholic Dalai Lama from 2023-04-23T22:41

Extra content from this episode is on Patreon!

You know we had to go in on the DL doing DL activities! Plus some other junglee fun!

#220: We Pledge Allegiance to Kailas from 2023-04-17T11:30

FULL EP ON PATREON!

We talk the fake nation of Kailas basicaly trolling the sad city of Newark into a sister-city relationship, aBengali journalist who gets arrested for reporting on food...

Muay Bhai Kickboxing and Telegu Student in Need from 2023-04-10T10:00

FULL EPISODE IS ON PATREON!

The boys discuss their shared passion for muay thai and a telegu student in need of your help!

Beef Vigilantes from 2023-04-03T10:03

FULL EPISODE ON PATREON--also bonus content, spicy archived episodes, early access to episodes, and access to our discord server!

THIS EP: Joe has a junglee comedy story; Is Pranav scary?...

Browns on the March from 2023-03-27T10:03

FULL EPISODE ON PATREON! 

The boys ate a couple edibles. Desis loving basketball; Brown kids identifying as black; white astrology; pakistan woman's march; complicated feelings towards Pa...

Raquel Evita Saraswati and the Dolezal Pandemic from 2023-03-20T11:05

FULL EPISODE ON PATREON! Along with early access, bonus content, access to our discord server, our first 150 episodes, and more!

Uncle Taj For President! | Mango Bae #215 from 2023-03-13T10:03

FULL EPISODE ON PATREON

This is a hilarious episode where we make fun of the Indian republicans running for president--don't be a butthurt weirdo about this because it's fun and nothing m...

HINDU TERRORISTS IN MARYLAND?!!?! from 2023-03-06T11:03

FULL EPISODE ON PATREON

This week we talk Shemima Begum--the ex ISIS thot who's now fighting to repatriate herself back into the UK--and lots more! 

213: Taliban Boredom at the End of History from 2023-02-27T11:03

Taliban is Bored y'all! We unpack the latest reports about the Taliban being bored with the lifestyle of victorious bureacrats, and much more! Full episodes are on patreon now!

Mango Bae # 212 Self-Trafficking Bengalis! from 2023-02-21T11:03

Full Episode on Patreon!

Modi and the BBC, MIA Being a HOTEP, Pakistan Carnage from 2023-02-13T11:03

Full episode for Patreon subs! Here's a timecode braakdown of what we discuss:

00:00:00 - summary

00:00:22 - intro

00:00:56 - the south asian countries

00:03...

#210: Zubi's Getting Married! ft. Zubi Ahmed from 2023-02-08T17:21

The mango boys have on their bestie again, the hilarious writer-comedian Zubi Ahmed!! We talk her impending doom (a trip to Bangladesh where she has to get married). It's a goofy, fun, jungli AF...

208: Substance Abuse With Sujata from 2023-01-23T10:04

Sujata returns to tell us about her battles with addiction, Punjabis and alcohol, how it affected her life as a dancer, and how she got it all together and took control of her life, her own way....

207: Retail Abuse With Sujata from 2023-01-16T10:04

Pranav's childhood bestie--brilliant, beautiful, and hyper talented dancer Sujata--comes on to tell us her travails with retail workers, how it stems from her difficulties as a single woman in I...

206: Talibanned and the Indonesian Ban on S*x from 2023-01-09T10:04

The Taliban go wild and ban women from all aspects of public life, the Indonesian gov ban s*x altogether, and much more!

The Most Profound Conversation for the Shittest of Minds | Mangobae EP205 from 2023-01-02T15:00

In this week's episode, the boys have one of their most profound conversations.

A subject matter that connects us all. We talk about shitting.

We go into how having diarrhea during...

Pathaan, Caste at Brown University, Polygamy in India?! from 2022-12-26T15:55

We talk Caste at Brown University, the controversy around Shah Rukh Khan and Deepika Padukone's movie Pathaan, and Muslim women fighting polygamy in India!

Drunk Uncle Vibes w/ Karan Menon from 2022-12-19T10:04

We have a good old time with our favorite Tik Tok God, Karan Menon. We discuss drunk desi uncles, Karan's dad's comedy dreams, his own aspirations, Usama pretending to be vulnerable, and lots mo...

#202: Too Pajeet to Quit from 2022-12-12T10:04

The boys use a story about Pranav's adorable nephew as a jumpin goff point to discuss racial slurs directed at Indians!

Colonizing the Colonizer from 2022-12-05T12:40

This week we discuss the new census released int he UK showing the changing demographics of the country as well as it's "super diverse" cities, the decline of Christianity there and in the west,...

Qatari Corruption and Latinx Beatdowns from 2022-11-28T10:04

Usama gets assaulted by a horny Colombiana and we break down the absolute carnival of corruption that is FIFA and the overall badness of Qatar--a very fun one!

Antisocial Media in Leicester from 2022-11-21T10:40

This week we discuss a return villain--the same three-named white devil woman from before--as well as gay jamaicans, the islamist billy on the street, and the impact of social media on the Leice...

198: Karma's a Bloke, Innit? Rishi Sunak and India's Revenge from 2022-11-14T10:04

What a wild week. Pranav has a run in with bad craft services as he becomes a famous actor, then the hboys dive into Imran Khan getting capped, how he actually staged it himself, the down badnes...

Honorable Imam Andrew Tate from 2022-11-07T10:04

Pranav is down bad bad when his GF finds a scandalous search and he decides, following the inspo of Imam Andrew Tate, to convert to Islam. Sorry haters. Islam is the one true religion for bros. ...

Mango Bae #196 Unravelling Hijabs from 2022-10-31T09:04

Whose 'jab is it anyways??!! The boys this week talk about Usama getting a prosthetic boner on a film set and the Iranian hijba protests!

FOLLOW US : @yourmangobae 👉 https://www...

Mango Bae #195: Indians and Menstruation, Harrassment in Delhi, Breaking Records/Coconuts from 2022-10-24T11:09

#194: The Diary of Man Frank from 2022-10-17T09:04:03

Strictly for the boys.

#193: Hanging w Ramy Youseff from 2022-10-10T09:04

We hung out with our boy Ramy and talked Islam, his hit show, hijinx in comedy, Usama being a menace, prayer, and all kinds of fun, wild things!

Zarna's Back! from 2022-10-03T09:04:14

Zarna is back on Mango Bae to discuss her ascent in the world on entertainment, and how she used a whole lot of child labor to do it!

Arranged Marriage FTW! from 2022-09-26T09:04:02

Don't try this at home! Or do! Are we teaching the kids well? Someone tries to Cuck Usama in Spain; a very special DM from a woman who leaves her white boyfriend for an arranged marriage. We rul...

Mango Bae #190: 9/11 For Lunch :( from 2022-09-19T10:39

Our annual 9/11 episode what's not to like? 

Sore Thumbs and Soccer Hooligans from 2022-09-12T09:04:28

A wild, fiun one: Pranav has a sore thumb and a bad habit, Usama almost gets into a PHYSICAL FIST FIGHT IN ENGLAND with some soccer hooligans. 

Indian Matchmaking Season 2 from 2022-09-05T09:04:20

This week we attempt to satisfy the algorithm by talking Indian Matchmaking Season 2--Nadya's villain arc, keyed up Gujaratis, and how it's not really Indian matchmaking!

Mango Bae #187: Rice Deal Gone Wrong from 2022-08-29T09:04:06

We talk the Anti-Shia serial murders in Albuquerque and lots more fun stuff!

Mango Bae #186: Salman Rush D Stage! from 2022-08-22T09:04:20

The boys discuss the celestial vibes of the mango bae live show, the stabbing of salman Rushdie, Hindu violence vs Muslim violence, partition vibes, and lots more!Listen

Turnt off Bengali Rubber Juice from 2022-08-15T11:08:05

A truly wild one. We had an amazing live show and we wanna thank everyone who came out. Share Mango Bae with your friends, this podcast literally makes life better.

Bridezilla wallah with Subhah Agarwal|Mango Bae # 184 from 2022-08-08T04:45:55

The boys are joined by our guest Subhah Agarwal, they talk about marrying yourself marrying other people, white people marrying into the culture, and more!

00:00:00- summary...

White Girl Carnage, Uncle Ricky Martin, and Osho Madness | Mango Bae # 183 from 2022-08-01T08:33:42

We talk white girls acting up, Osho, Parsis in entertainment, Ricky Martin being a bad uncle, and lots more fun!

FOLLOW US :

@yourmangobae 👉 Listen

UK's First Indian Prime Minister? | Mango Bae # 182 from 2022-07-25T05:52:19

This week Pranav and Usama are talking about the heat wave hitting the UK, just another day in the office for the Mango Baes! The guys realize Indians are taking over and that they need to have ...

Lost Episode (On Acid) | MangoBae # 181 from 2022-07-18T09:00

This week the boys rift while on the greens. They talk about why they think the other person is a great comedian, FOB food moments, Forest Gump? They drive into what it is like dating European w...

Astrology with Elizabeth Aziz | Mango Bae #180 from 2022-07-11T14:02:38

This week the guys are joined by astrologer, comedian, Actress, Elizabeth Aziz AKA Liz! They talk about their childhood and how the Disney movie, Mulan was ahead of its time. Also how much effor...

Adam Waheed's Comedy TAKEOVER | Mango Bae #179 from 2022-07-05T04:00

This week we have comedic powerhouse Adam Waheed on to discuss online fame, early struggles in the content game, weird fans, going Hollywood, and bad pitches from brown uncles!

Elephant gets REVENGE on old Lady! (ft. Kaneez Surka) | Mango Bae # 178 from 2022-06-27T04:00

We have hilarious South-African-Indian comedic sensation Kaneez Surka on the pod! We talk elephant attacks, white women as a prize in diaspora dating, Radha Iyengar Plumb in the pentagon, the (b...

PROBLEMATIC Indian Body Spray Ad??| Mango bae # 177 from 2022-06-20T04:00

India needs a cultural firewall around it! From Jews to Ball-less Italians--this episode has it all! Broadway plays, Jews, Pranav's bad personality, a comic we talk about who has no name, bad in...

Al Qaeda in India! | MangoBae #176 from 2022-06-13T04:00

This week we discuss Usama getting heckled, the origins of some famous phrases, Al Qaeda threatening attacks in India, and much more!

Swedish Food is Terrible?! ft. Sameer "Dad" Naseem | Mango Bae #175 from 2022-06-06T04:00

This week we have one of our favorite people on the pod, Sameer Naseem of hte Halal Cartels podcast! We talk the Azov battalion rebranding, Swedengate, having twins and still living a party life...

Monkeypox, Trump in Uvalde, Gyanvapi madness | Mangobae #174 from 2022-05-31T06:16:03

On this week's episode: Usama gets groped (again), Chappelle’s attacker speaks, Monkeypox madness, more Hindu-Muslim grief in India, a Trinidadian standoff, a mass shooting (again).

#Come...

Dad Jokes, Shivlings, and Mosques | Mango Bae # 173 from 2022-05-23T13:41:17

This week we discuss transitioning (into a new studio), paternal approval in comedy(our dads hate our jokes), Usama’s awkward encounter with a famous comic, fashionable Korean racists, Sanjeev a...

Movie with New York Nico, Hairless cats, and Horny Jinns w Kareem | Mango Bae # 172 from 2022-05-16T11:01:19

We hang out w our boy Kareem (@kareem) and talk about his movie with New York Nico, ancient Egyptians, Osho, Jinns, how to get a hairless cat, and how he doesn't care about things anymore. Subsc...

How to Find Indians ft Adam Mamawala | Mango Bae #171 from 2022-05-09T11:23:27

In this episode the boys discuss Imran Khan’s ouster from power, cricket metaphors,getting defensive of our mother’s beating techniques, Adam’s half Indian upbringing in Jersey and the Midwest, ...

Pole dancing, blocking parents on IG, gigolo sons | Mango Bae # 170 from 2022-05-02T04:10:11

This week we're joined by Sonali, a pole dancer who breaks down the pole life, her unorthodox Bengali family, blocking her parents on IG, overly supportive Indian uncles in her comments, her bro...

Plantation Comedy, Spicy Eyes, 49 Reasons to Beat an Indian | Mango Bae # 169 from 2022-04-25T06:13:13

Our Patreon doomsday clock; hole: to show or not to show? Usama’s road gig on a Deep South plantation; hanging with MLK’s niece; Indian maternal justice in Telangana; eyeball achar; pepper punis...

Dubai, Mutton Curry, Domestic Strife | Mango Bae # 168 from 2022-04-18T04:32:50

Usama and Pranav talk about Usama's time in Dubai, desi slaves in the Arab world, Indians having no respect for personal space, an Indian guy in Telangana who called the cops on his wife for not...

Tinder in Kashmir ft. Bassam Shawl| Mango Bae # 167 from 2022-04-11T05:00

This week's episode is sponsored by Baked With Lori (@bakedwithloriny), providing the finest ...

Pepper Sprayed, Texas Terrorists, and ISIS Brides | Mango Bae # 166 from 2022-04-04T05:45:07

THIS IS A VERY ISLAMIC EPISODE!

Junglee Story: Usama gets pepper sprayed on the subway and lives through a three stooges moment; Our BoW is Tanya Joya, a former ISIS bride who had an affa...

Deep Fried Sharia ft. Ismael Loutfi | Mango Bae # 165 from 2022-03-28T05:26:01

We hang out with our good buddy Ismael Loutfi, a very funny comedian who has a special out on comedy central which you should all check out. We talk accents, how he's the Syrian Jeff Foxworthy (...

Pranav's Mom pt 2 | Mango Bae # 164 from 2022-03-21T04:00

Auntie keeps things sanitized: oh did I beat Pranav? Well, let me tell you both a time I protected him! We discuss her favorite profanities, and her denials, her career in espionage, her online ...

Pranav's Mom pt 1 | Mango Bae # 163 from 2022-03-14T05:00

Don’t listen to this episode. Pranav’s mom, who he loves, is on it. Does she love Pranav? Yes. Does she like him? Not really. But she insists that he’s a good boy. She’s not having a great time....

Moving Skin with Divya the Taxidermist | Mango Bae # 162 from 2022-03-07T05:00

This week we sit down with Divya Anantharaman of Gotham Taxidermy! Divya is an Indian goth maven who immortalizes the mortal forms of deceased animals not including humans, sadly :(. We talk abo...

Marx Brother ft Bhaskar Sunkara| Mango Bae # 160 from 2022-02-21T05:00

The boys hangout with Bhaskar Shankara l, editor and founder of @jacobinmagazine about: Subhah Chand...

Mango-Pilled Discourse | Mango Bae # 159 from 2022-02-14T07:12:23

0:00 start

2:35 Patreon love

3:40 A Sad Jamaican

9:50 BoW—Brahmdeo the Vax King

19:00 the state of covid today

27:00 Pranav deals with racism

32:00 shut up ca...

Pranav and Usama are Bored of Sex | Mango Bae # 157 from 2022-01-31T06:00

These week's episode we riff hard on the Taliban for some reason: Pranav has a book of their poems, destroying musical instruments and beheading mannequins; we talk about Usama's experience with...

Green Card Hacks ft. Moe Yaqub - Mango Bae # 156: from 2022-01-24T06:30

Today we're joined by Pakistani- (American???) comedian Moe Yaqub (@moeyaqubcomedy). Moe tells u...

Love is Bad | Mango Bae #155 from 2022-01-17T06:00

Pranav's nephew Sajel visits the pod briefly! Then quickly leaves. We make fun of Euphoria, which is definitely written by Christians. Usama gets detained by the TSA! Pranav shares his own TSA r...

Mango Bae #154: Anti-Social Media from 2022-01-10T06:00

Mango Bae goes viral! Our take on Vir Das set the internet ablaze - we talk some of the hilarious comments on both sides of the issue. Our Brown of the Week is the businessman Ramesh “Sunny” Bal...

Mango Bae #153 "Permanent Outsider ft. Vishnu Vaka" from 2022-01-03T06:00

Usama gets sexually harassed on the road! Our Brown of the Week is Parag Agarwal, the new Indian head of Twitter, and we discuss the racial backlash against Indians in positions of power. The ne...

Mango Bae #152: “Indian Americans" from 2021-12-27T05:00

This episode of Mango Bae starts off with a story about one of Usama’s crazy exes - was he in the wrong? Our Brown of the Week is Suraj Kumar, a man who killed his wife with a COBRA?!? Doesn’t g...

Mango Bae #151: “Talking Parents" from 2021-12-20T05:00

This ep's Brown of the Week is Srikesh Kumar--a guy who came miraculously back to life after being hit by a motorcycle. We talk about Nargis and her evolving obsession with Mango Bae. Our topic:...

Mango Bae #150: “The Artist’s Way ft. Mohuya" from 2021-12-13T17:30:21

Pranav gets a wild call from India. The boys discuss how every day growing up was a Tom & Jerry cartoon chase, then reflect on how racist Tom and Jerry actually was. Our BROWN OF THE WEEK is...

Mango Bae #149: Brown Enough? (Ft. Alingon Mitra) from 2021-12-06T05:00

Usama’s mom discovers Mango Bae and it’s nothing short of a miracle. We talk Vir Das at the Kennedy Center; Comedian Alingon Mitra (Conan, The Daily Show) joins us to talk about being brown enou...

Mango Bae #148: "Shomi’s Wild Life" (ft. Shomi Patwary) from 2021-11-29T05:00

This week we talk weird fans, Malala getting married, and our guest Shomi Patwary—director/producer/creative powerhouse for hip hop royalty—talks to us about coming up brown in black spaces. He ...

Mango Bae #147: “Muslims Vs. Hindus" from 2021-11-22T05:00

Pranav talks about life on the road, the boys then discuss PHOOLAN DEVI—badass bandit queen of India as the brown of the week, and then talk Hindu-Muslim tension. Advice for a (Patreon) girl try...

Mango Bae #146: “Pretty Fly White Guys (ft. Gracie Canaan)” from 2021-11-15T09:00

NEW FORMAT ALERT! This week, with special guest comedian Gracie Canaan, we roll out our new segments, and talk about Parisian mummies facing racism, Kal Penn coming out of the closet, and the allur...

Mango Bae #145: “Mangoes in Paris” from 2021-11-08T09:00

Usama zooms it in from France on this one where discuss French browns, comedy in Paris, alignment, and other good stuff. Thanks so much for all the love you’ve been sending in the DMs and on patreo...

Mango Bae #144: “Gujarati Privilege (ft Brown Privilege)” from 2021-11-01T08:00

The boys of Brown Privilege, comedian Saurin Choksi and DJ Sareen (musician Sareen Patel) have known each other their whole lives, creating great music and a bonafide NYC comedy institution, Brown ...

Mango Bae #143: “Problem Children” from 2021-10-25T07:30

Pranav and Usama talk the new couch and the formation of their identities as problem children while as navigating the pressures of immigrant expectations.

Mango Bae #142: “Pak Attack! Feat. Gibran and Farooq from 2021-10-18T08:00

This week we have on our two favorite Pakistani comics, Gibran Saleem and Farooq Hussain and it’s honestly just pure chaos and a mistake we’ll prob make again in the future—we talk biases and South...

Mango Bae #141: "Facial Recognition (ft. Fizaa Dosani)" from 2021-10-11T09:00

Actress and comedian Fizaa Dosani tells us about her mental health issues, her existentialist childhood in Florida, a mid-coital medical emergency, motel etiquette, her hustler's work ethic, and lo...

Mango Bae #140: All The Different Browns from 2021-10-04T08:00

Bengali’s, Punjabis, Gujaratis, Mallus, Tamils, etc etc the list of south Asian browns is almost never ending and thank GOD for that.

Mango Bae #139: "Mango Gae ft. Oscar Aydin" from 2021-09-27T11:58:54

Oscar is hilarious and one of our favorite comedians. We sit down with him and talk about his complex family history as an Azerbaijani/Iranian adopted child of a Turkish-Norwegian family, the wild ...

Mango Bae #138: "Our Friend Gandhi" from 2021-09-20T13:26:30

The mango boys Pranav and Usama talk the most famous Indian of modernity, Gandhi!!! Ok this ones a true banger folks get on it!

FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM:
@pranahaha
@usamastandsup Listen

Mango Bae #139: "Mango Gay ft. Oscar Aydin" from 2021-09-20T13:06:56

We sit down with one of our favorite comedians around, the ab-fab and hilarious OScar Aydin! Oscar talks us through his complicated background as a Tukish-Iranian adoptee, reconnecting with his roo...

Mango Bae #137: “Neel Nanda” from 2021-09-13T11:00

This week we hang with comedic Dynamo Neel Nanda (Late Night with Jimmy Kimmel). We talk to Neel about his comedic come up, his southern roots, his extreme distaste for Austin, pronouncing his last...

Mango Bae #136: “Tik Tok Superstar Karan Menon” from 2021-09-06T06:30

Karan blew up for his hilarious and informative videos on various social issues, where he slaps himself super hard, instead of studying hard for his neuroscience degree like a good boy! Kya badmaas...

Mango Bae #135: “Going Deep With Danish” from 2021-08-30T06:30

This week we hang with our boy Danish Maqbool. Danish has been undergoing some serious life changes, like marriage, getting passed at the Comedy Cellar, and more—then expresses to us how annoyed he...

Mango Bae #134: “I’m Not Political! (Feat. jaffer Khan)” from 2021-08-23T08:00

He really is though! We have our good buddy Jaffer Khan (Redacted Tonight on RT) as he takes us into his world of political ody while insisting he’s not political at all. He’s hilarious and we love...

Mango Bae #133: “Brown, Queer, and Happy (ft. Nikita Redkar) from 2021-08-16T06:30

Nikita talks about: Usama inspiring her to quit men and start comedy, coming out of many closets, writing a Bollywood screenplay, and lots lots lots more! Follow us on patreon and YouTube!

Mango Bae #132: “Follow Your Nightmares (ft. Subhah Agarwal) from 2021-08-09T06:30

Subhah has a reputation as one of the hardest working comedians around. In this episode we discuss whether “the grind” is even worth it at the expense of her mental health, family relationships, ha...

Mango Bae #131: “Usama’s Brother is on the pod!” from 2021-08-02T06:30

This week we have Usama’s little brother, Ornob, on the pod! We discuss their childhood antics, rivalries, awkward masturbation walk-ins, and much more as the two brothers reconcile certain things ...

Mango Bae #130: “G.O.A.T. Curry ft. Anik Khan” from 2021-07-26T06:34

Anik talks about: music, meditation, vibes, ooh-ooh ah-ah, his immigration travails, his upcoming double EP “Denied/Approved”, his badass father, his eclectic queens childhood, his favorite comedia...

Mango Bae #129: “Too Sweet Sabeen” from 2021-07-19T06:34

Sabeen talks about: her unorthodox, kind of bro-ey dad, Pashtun tribal justice in Chicago, her devout Islamic upbringing, moving to NYC, Pakistan stuff, how she basically made Usama’s career. Thank...

Mango Bae #128: “We Love White People!” from 2021-07-12T06:34

Mango Bhais talk racial politics, IDPOL carnage, the centering of race in one’s life, hypocrisy, love, hate, and everything in between! Thanks as always for tuning and remember to support us on pat...

Mango Bae #127: Alt Aunty feat. Fareeha Khan (Comedy Central) from 2021-07-05T06:34

Pranav and Usama hang with their funny friend, comedian Fareeha Khan (Comedy Central) about brown ppl in the so called “alternative” space of comedy and performance, her comedy as an outgrowth of h...

Mango Bae #126: “KC from the Block. (Feat. KC Arora)” from 2021-06-28T15:22:04

KC is an old Italian grandfather from Queens trapped in the lithe supple body of an Indian-American comedian…from Queens. We talk about all of his reactionary views and how they were shaped by his ...

Mango Bae #125: Uncancelled (feat. Bryan Yang) from 2021-06-21T06:34

Is cancel culture even a thing? We sit down with comedian-writer Bryan Yang to discuss his experiences as someone who has cancelled, and has been cancelled, why he doesn’t believe cancelling is a r...

Mango Bae #124: “Twitter Madness” from 2021-06-14T06:34

Twitter is evil. Here’s why! Thanks so much for all your support, bhais and behens. We love u. Subscribe to our patreon for hours of bonus gyan.

Mango Bae #123: “Xangin With Xazmin feat. Xazmin Garza” from 2021-06-07T06:30

This week we hang with one of our favorite comics Xazmin Garza—growing up Chicana in the weird ass white town of Salt Lake City, comedy, dating, almost boning Pranav, she’s the best! Thank you for ...

Mango Bae #122: “When The Honeymoon is Over” from 2021-05-31T06:00

In this episode Pranav and Usama talk about relationships, sharing their experiences of when love goes south, when sweet becomes sour, then salty, and when the honeymoon period ends and things get...

Mango Bae #121: “African Indians feat. Karmen Naidoo” from 2021-05-24T09:00

The mango bhaes talk about the African Indian experience with their beloved friend and South African engineer-turned-comedian Karmen Naidoo (Comedy Central) about her South African Indian upbringin...

Mango Bae #120: “Late Blooming with Amamah Sardar!” from 2021-05-17T07:00

Your baes go OFF in this hilarious episode with Pakistani-American writer/comedian Amamah Sardar as she talks about being a sexual late bloomer, her journey as a comedian, her years as a teacher in...

Mango Bae #119: “Indo-Caribbean Perspective w/Ayanna Dookie” from 2021-05-10T07:00

This week the boys get the long-awaited Indo-Caribbean perspective with one of NY’s best comics, the hilarious Ayanna Dookie! She talks about that Trini life, dating, and her hilarious and sweet co...

Mango Bae #118: “Hanging With Zarna Auntie” from 2021-05-03T07:00

This week we hang with the baddest b of all time, comedian, screenwriter, and Tik Tok sensation Zarna Garg. There aren’t really words to describe this episode and you should probably watch it on Yo...

Mango Bae #117: “Ritesh Rajan” from 2021-04-26T07:00

The boys sit down with dope actor and all around nice guy Ritesh Rajan of Russian Doll, Stitchers, and who does whiteface as the voice of Ken in the Ken and Barbie show! This one is wild fun! Thank...

Mango Bae #116: “Hangin w/Atheer” from 2021-04-19T07:00

Your favorite junglees hung out w Alabama comedian Atheer Yacoub who also happens to be Palestinian which is terrifying if you think about it, being Arab in Alabama and all, but we had a good time ...

Mango Bae #115: “Pakistani Menace Gibran Saleem” from 2021-04-12T07:00

@pranahaha and @usamastandsup talk comedy, life, and war with our fave Pakistani comedian (he’s hilarious check him out!!!) Gibran Saleem. Thank you guys for all your support on YT and in our DMs p...

Mango Bae #114: “Our Kama Sutra” from 2021-04-05T07:00

This week we talk about the highs and lows of (straight) male (straight) sexuality—the pursuit of pleasure, performance pressure, Porn, and sexual dysfunction! Subscribe to our patreon, it’ll get u...

Mango Bae #113: “Child Soldier Fun” from 2021-03-29T07:00

We talk desi food delivery work ethics and then go wild and deep on child soldiers this is quite possibly the funniest 45 minutes of comedy you’ll ever experience thanks so much for listening and p...

Mango Bae #112: “Brown Comedy!” from 2021-03-22T07:00

Exactly what it sounds like, we talk juicy smack on our brown comedy peers, and we do it from a place of love. Sub to our patreon where we dish hours of free junglee comedic content!

patre...

Mango Bae #111: “Being Thirsty” from 2021-03-15T07:00

You know what it issssss nonstop hilarity pls consider donating to our patreon! We love u

Mango Bae #110: “More Crazy Talk w/Hannah!” from 2021-03-08T08:00

Truly, insanely funny

sub to our patreon dude, it’s time and you know it

Mango Bae #109: “Crazy Talk With Hannah!” from 2021-03-01T08:00

We’re hanging with insanely funny comedian and host of the Disordered podcast, Hannah Boone. Hannah’s one of our favorite people and a real JAP (Jewish American Psycho). We talk her chaotic upbring...

Mango Bae #108: “The Art of Simplicity” from 2021-02-22T08:00

Why u gotta go make things so complicaaaated? Get on this one you’ll love it, and please consider helping us grow by subscribing to our patreon! We love u

Mango Bae #106: “Clean vs Dirty” from 2021-02-08T08:00

@pranahaha wishes he could be a cleaner comic until @usamastandsup goes all Krishna on him and tells him that c*m and d*ck jokes are in fact his sacred dharma—a truly special episode of Mango Bae. ...

Mango Bae #105: “Brown Pettiness” from 2021-02-01T09:00

Why are desis so petty? We unpack all the reasons why. But Seriously, Stop cutting each other’s throats! Show love by subscribing to the YouTube and get hours of hilarious bonus content on our pat...

Mango Bae #107: “Bollywood, Biryani, and Beatings” from 2021-02-01T08:00

Is this all desi culture is? We go deep and then very wild about what American desi culture amounts to. This ep is hilarious, pls consider joining our patreon for .23 cents a day, we love u <3

Mango Bae #6: 'Brown and Out" from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

@pranahaha and @usamabinlaughin talk SADNESS--depression and mental health in the diaspora community, as well as ayurvedic piss-drinking, sex, the inherently depressing nature of immigration, the c...

Mango Bae #5: "Gods Damn!" from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

@usamabinlaughin and @pranahaha talk desis and RELIGION, sex, ISIS holidays, 9/11 carrols, learning to beat off, etc.—in possibly the funniest episode yet. Follow @yourmangobae @pranahaha @usama...

Mango Bae #4: "Be a Doctor Or We'll Kill You" from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

@usamabinlaughin and @pranahaha talk BROWN JOBS--acceptable careers for diaspora desis aka, DOCTOR/LAWYER/ENGINEER. Other stuff: Tupac Shakur? Nah, Shakur Kapur. Usama's Mom thinks he can just w...

Mango Bae #104: “Brendan Sagalow is White” from 2021-01-25T09:00

We break the color barrier in a severe way with one of our favorite NY comics, Brendan Sagalow—it’s a very wild and fun episode and be sure to check out his debut album “Not Now More Than Ever”. Al...

Mango Bae #103: “Our Tech Overlords” from 2021-01-18T09:00

Donald Trump gets banned on Twitter which is awesome! Which is terrible! It’s revenge of the nerds out here—should social media platforms be treated as public utilities LOL? Subscribe on YouTube an...

Mango Bae #102: “Zubi is a Homeless Runaway!” from 2021-01-11T09:00

Zubi escaped an arranged marriage: good.

Zubi is now homeless: hilarious.

Zubi takes us through the drama of her daring escape from an arranged marriage—this is our best episode t...

Mango Bae #100: “Acid!” from 2021-01-04T09:00

Acid! Subscribe to our patreon to see what happens when it really kicks in!

Mango Bae #99: “We’re aliens” from 2020-12-28T09:00

Let’s probe each other—subscribe to our YouTube and our patreon where u can find hours of bonus content!

Mango Bae #98: “Ego Tripping” from 2020-12-21T08:00

In this one we reveal the secret to life. Subscribe to our patreon please. We love you.

Mango Bae #97: “Hangin’ With Fumi-Chan!” from 2020-12-14T07:00

we’ve got the daintier and more flexible half of the Asian, Not Asian podcast, famous and honorable Japanese/Ohioan comedian Fumi Abe! He’s super funny and he’s in any open relationship! Kawaii! Fo...

Mango Bae #96: “Why So Angry???” from 2020-12-07T08:20:53

Hoo Bhai are we MAD, subscribe to our patreon and our YouTube channel or we might eat some drywall!

Mango Bae #95: “Back at it with Nimesh!” from 2020-11-30T08:00

This week @pranahaha and @usamastandsup host comedian/writer/voice talent Nimesh Patel back in the Mango Studio to talk assimilation, Indians with “blaccents”, his comedic catchphrase, and his new ...

Mango Bae #94: “No, Thanks-giving” from 2020-11-23T08:00

Genocide, carbs, and being Indian on a pilgrim’s holiday!

Mango Bae #93: “Indian Restaurants Suck” from 2020-11-16T08:00

In this one we reveal how utterly terrible the state of representation is for Indian food in this country. Indian restaurants are mostly trash, catering to white ppl and taking shortcuts because pe...

Mango Bae #92: “Fetishization” from 2020-11-09T08:00

Mango Bae talks fetishization—how’s it different from preferences, white women fetishizing brown men, cultural baggage, stereotypes, and all that good bad stuff!

subscribe here, Patreon, S...

Mango Bae #91: “Stereotypes: Uber Driver (feat. Jatin Jani)” from 2020-11-02T08:00

This is the first of our “Stereotype” series where @usamastandsup and @pranahaha interview various “brown” stereotypes to go beyond the cliches. In this episode we interview Uber driver Jatin Jani....

Mango Bae #90: “Going Home” from 2020-10-26T07:00

@pranahaha and @usamastandsup talk GOING HOME—back to that place which never was, food as home, how it defines you, how we regress, old friends vs. new life, but I promise it’s not that serious, we...

Mango Bae 89: “White Indians” from 2020-10-19T11:37:57

Indians in India acting white, Indians in America acting too brown—we unpack it all in hilarious form!

Mango Bae 88: “Dog Owners” from 2020-10-12T10:06:28

We talk about cultural retention—Maintaining traditions and a desi identity in America and in a globalized world in general—Too brown Desis in the west and white desis in the subcontinent.

Mango Bae #87: “Zubi’s Back!” Pt. 2 from 2020-10-05T07:00

Part two of our banger with Zubi where we chop it up on body shaming desi moms, differing beauty standards for brown men vs women, parental martyrdom, their obsession with death, eternal disappoint...

Mango Bae #86: “Back at it With Zubi, pt 1” from 2020-09-28T10:53:31

Zubi’s back in the mangrove, come have fun with us!

Mango Bae #85: “Donald Trump” from 2020-09-21T07:00

Oh, you KNOW we’re talking the Don Don Da Da, @yourmangobae boys @pranahaha and @usamastandsup go OF on DJT, politics, and the 2020 election in ways unheard of—truly a special, don’t miss episode w...

Mango Bae #84: “Being Broke AF” from 2020-09-14T12:23:24

Mango Bae’s talk POVERTY—American poor vs Indian poor, their own bouts of poverty, and lots of hilarious, wild goodness. This episode will make you rich.

Mango Bae #83: “The Media” from 2020-09-07T06:00

@pranahaha and @usamastandsup talk THE MEDIA—all the dirty tricks employed by the mass media designed to influence public opinion, Usama’s experience on America’s Got Talent, mediating reality, and...

Mango Bae #82: “Aunties We F*****” from 2020-08-31T10:32:26

@usamastandsup and @pranahaha talk aunties—the ones we’ve loved, hated, and lusted after! Truly a great episode—write us a review and be sure to subscribe to our YouTube channel!!!

Mango Bae #81: “Embarrasment” from 2020-08-24T07:00

@pranahaha and @usamastandsup talk EMBARRASSMENT—the stories, the sensations, the causes (mothers)—a super fun one! Write us a review here, subscribe across platforms, and check out our patreon for...

MANGO BAE #80: “FOBs” from 2020-08-17T06:00

@yourmangobae talks that FOB life! @pranahaha and @usamastandsup talk what it means to be “fresh off the boat” tensions between native born desis and ABCDs, why FOBs deserve all our respect, and al...

Mango Bae #79: “Whitefoolery” from 2020-08-10T10:24:39

The Mango Baes talk WHITEFOOLERY—bad parenting, silly names, out of control artisanal infants, and much much more. A very special episode.

Mango Bae #78: “Too High” from 2020-08-03T12:06:05

We’re not really into weed so the title really says it all. @pranahaha is basically catatonic and @usamastandsup is full-on deranged. Pretty fun episode!

Mango Bae #77: “The Indian Matchmaking Episode” from 2020-07-27T09:00

@pranahaha and @usamastandsup go OFF on the hit Netflix Show “Indian Matchmaking”, one of our funniest eps yet as we dissect show, the characters, and the intricacies of traditional Indian “courtsh...

Mango Bae #76: “Video Games” from 2020-07-20T10:00

Your boys go OFF on one of their favorite things in the world—video games!!! We dish on the dark secrets of Super Mario, Video games and Hinduism, our favorite games of all times, and a bunch of wi...

Mango Bae #75: All Mixed Up (ft. Gracie Canaan) from 2020-07-13T10:21:57

Comedian Gracie Canaan joins Mango Bae to tell us what it’s like growing up white in a sort-of brown body; trying to connect with her Indian side, and failing; and gives us white lessons. She also ...

Mango Bae #74: “Everybody’s Cancelled!” from 2020-07-06T10:44:43

This week we talk so-called “cancel culture”—who, what, how, and WHY. Nonstop laughs layered over trenchant observations of our culture, aka an episode of MANGO BAE. Don’t cancel us homies! Write u...

Mango Bae #73: “style” from 2020-06-29T10:00

@usamastandsup and @pranahaha talk STYLE, what it means, for who, and and how it impacts us on a broader cultural level. We get wild on this one!

Mango Bae #72: “Boredom” from 2020-06-22T10:24:36

WE BACK BABAYYYYYY, off zoom and back on the couches, and oh what a time we had. @pranahaha and @usamastandsup chop it up on BOREDOM—what and why—and how the pandemic has us re-thinking the subject.

Mango Bae 71: “Karens” from 2020-06-15T10:27:44

We get into KARENS—the taxonomy, morphology, habits, and origins of one of nature’s most treacherous creatures. Honestly one of the funniest episode yet—hit us with those 5 star reviews and subscri...

Mango Bae #70: “Cops” from 2020-06-08T10:47:10

DEFUND THE COPS—in this episode we give you a million reasons why and yes it’s still hilarious. Write us a nice review and then go dismantle the institutional violence which oppresses us all!

Mango Bae 69: “Kinks” from 2020-06-01T11:01:14

(NOTE: This episode was recorded prior to civil unrest, please go donate to Campaign Zero ASAP) @pranahaha and @usamastandsup talk kinks and go wild with it. This episode is ideal for listening to ...

Mango Bae #68: “Getting Sick” from 2020-05-25T10:14:54

@usamadtandsup and @pranahaha talk about their adventures in health, Russians, mortality, the trauma of Usama changing is social media handle, working ourselves into exhaustion, and manage to make ...

Mango Bae #67: “Horsepowar Bonus ep” from 2020-05-18T09:58:17

The inimitable Horsepowar returns to talk about brown girl sexuality and the art of pleasure.

Mango Bae #66: “The One, Part 2” from 2020-05-11T11:30:01

The strangeness goes deeper as Usama and Pranav drunkenly discuss the concept of true love, the biological imperatives underpinning society as we know it, accents, beatings, the realness of our mom...

Mango Bae #65: “The One, Part 1” from 2020-05-04T12:04:36

Drunkenly, @usamabinlaughin seeks relationship advice. @pranahaha obliges, also drunkenly. An oddly serious conversation ensues, but not without the usual insanity.

Mango Bae #64: “Friendship, part 2” from 2020-04-27T12:07:24

Immortal soul brothers @pranahaha and @usamabinlaughin go way off in this drunken love fest—wild stories, hot riffs, wisdom, and they even call their moms!

Mango Bae #63: “Friendship, pt 1” from 2020-04-20T10:33:06

Hoooo boy it’s a wild one as @pranahaha and @usamabinlaughin DRINK TO THEIR FRIENDSHIP and talk about gang violence, making love with older ppl, and lots of other hilarious wildfire—you already kno...

Mango Bae #62: “Quarantine” from 2020-04-13T11:01:54

COVID-19 Porn, Indian-style social distancing, our germophobe moms, and lots more madness! Write us a review and subscribe to our YouTube channel, you already know this is the vital content you nee...

Mango Bae #61: “Zubi Ahmed pt 2” from 2020-04-06T11:40:09

We keep the good times rolling as we try to marry off our girl Zubi to a suitable suitor, she tries to refuse, and we talk to her about her struggles coming out as bisexual to her conservative Musl...

Mango Bae #60: “Zubi Ahmed (pt 1) from 2020-03-30T10:36:44

This week we chat with our buddy, director/writer/comedian/pseudo-Dominican Zubi Ahmed about her parents efforts to marry her off to some rando Bengalis in the NY Metropolitan/ Dhaka-metropolitan a...

Mango Bae #59: “The Corona Episode” from 2020-03-23T10:37:01

WASH YOUR HANDS.

Mango Bae #58: “Tajfoolery 2” from 2020-03-16T11:41:21

Whoa bhaiiiiiii it’s another journey off the rails, into the heart of true comedic Tajfoolery , where @usamabinlaughin and @pranahaha go off like a holi cracker on everything from the Carnatic “me ...

Mango Bae #57: “What’s a Man?” from 2020-03-09T12:10:18

We talkin BROWN MASCULINITY—dads, Indian Judge Judy, brown make beauty standards, and all the extraordinary wild s***!

Mango Bae #56: “Having Kids” from 2020-03-02T12:43:41

These pro-choice kings talk about having babies—why, but mostly HOW; social pressure to procreate; why kids are the worst idea; brown mom roasts; wildness, wildness, wildness!

Mango Bae #55: “Violence” from 2020-02-24T11:49:46

We’re talking VIOLENCE—school fights, masculine aggression, and lots of other fun, wild s**t!

“Death” from 2020-02-17T12:55:10

This one gets heavy—we talk about death, fear, mortality, religion, Butts, fluids, and stay wild with jokes galore!

Mango Bae #53: “Tajfoolery” from 2020-02-10T10:35:13

Our personal favorite ep—pure riffing and storytelling—indians on planes, trains, automobiles; ape terrorists; racial slurs from other cultures. Literally the most fun you’ll ever have. Write us a ...

Mango Bae #52: “Love” from 2020-02-03T13:06:23

We talkin LOVE—personal and impersonal, eros and agape, lust, too much and too little, and all kindsa wild stuff, you already know—now write that 5-star review.

Mango Bae #51: “Bad Jobs” from 2020-01-27T12:10:56

We do a very good job talking about our worst jobs, why working is stupid, and all kinds of hilarity including Yahtzee Germany, adolescent preoccupations, all manner of insanely funny riffage. We l...

Mango Bae #50: “Doing Comedy” from 2020-01-20T17:14:51

We’re talking that thing that we love the most, and much more. High key smart and funny come and get your love.

Mango Bae #49: “Safe Sex” from 2020-01-13T12:27:48

Prepare yourself for infectious laughter in an episode that burns hot and bright like an STD—a lot of really valuable info in this one, perfect for any Sex Ed curriculum.

Mango Bae #48: “Puberty” from 2020-01-06T12:10:44

Sweaty, moody, hairy, and all Caligula-ed out—we talking that puberty life. Warning: this episode may trigger a second puberty. Wall-to-Wall hilarity in here.

Mango Bae #47: “Online Dating” from 2019-12-30T11:17:37

Dating apps, blurry genitals, the pitfalls of love, ethnic apps, beatings—you already know what it is, that mango good-good.

Mango Bae #46: “Sex Fails” from 2019-12-23T13:09:27

The name says it all—come cry with us! One of our funniest eps to date, and super appropriate for Xmas!

Mango Bae #45: “Brown Christmas” from 2019-12-16T12:58:30

Mango Bae talks about what it’s like to be brown during the American holiday season(for about 20%of this episode, the rest is just pure comedic insanity and yes you will thank us).

Mango Bae #44: “Brown Weddings” from 2019-12-09T12:25:33

Brown weddings slap like a desi mom, we go deep into all things matrimonial—hilarious, wild fun!

Mango Bae #43: “The Crying Episode” from 2019-12-02T16:41:05

We’re talking crying, accents, life choices, fluids, beatings, beards, and more!!! Another wildfire episode!

Mango Bae #42: “Crazy Roommates” from 2019-11-25T12:14:32

You know them, you hate them, and you kind of love them—we talking roommate life with some wild wild tales of cohabitation and extreme cultural enrichment!

Mango Bae #41: “Family Vacations” from 2019-11-18T13:10:19

@pranahaha and @usamabinlaughin talk about the most tramautic (and hilarious) experiences of a desi-American upbringing, the family vacation. And a lot of other recklessness.

Mango Bae #40: “Stoned With Sameer” from 2019-11-11T17:02:54

Mango Bae sits down with one of our favorite NYC comics/storytellers, Sameer Naseem to rap about all that good shit: beatings, Sameer’s surfer voice, roadside sweets. Also, we’re really high!

Mango Bae #39: “Scary Ass Stories” from 2019-11-04T15:39:05

Right on time be just late for Halloween, Mango Bae regales you with some scary stories that actually happened. Scary AND funny—strap on your Depends for this one! (Or Pampers if u a freak)

Mango Bae #38: “Horsepowar pt. 2” from 2019-10-28T14:47:31

The party don’t stop with Horsepowar! We talk relationships, childhood trauma, race—pretty much everything you can think of!
Also—go to patreon for the bonus ep!

Mango Bae #37: "Break Ups" from 2019-10-21T14:43:32

This one gets sad--really sad and emotional. LOL JK you know we keep it live AF as we discuss the ins and outs of parting ways, conscious uncoupling, dumping and being dumped, the dos and definitel...

Mango Bae #36: “Horse Powar” from 2019-10-14T18:12:10

Mango Bae sit down with the super talented and super FREE rapper Horse Powar and chop it up about sex, tradition, trauma, and honestly a bunch of wild junglee shit—hilarious ep!

Mango Bae #35: “The Dylan Palladino Episode” from 2019-10-07T11:53:08

@pranahaha and @usamabinlaughin sit down with their good pal, diversity hire, comedian, and host of the “We’re All Psychos” podcast, Dylan Palladino! We talk whiteness, white guilt, white out, whit...

Mango Bae #34: “Back to School” from 2019-09-30T15:15

Back to school, still acting the fool. Mango Bae talks that school life, also: the Bangladeshi war of Liberation, superstition, chaos on the playground, and all manner of fun stuff.

Mango Bae 33: “Temples & Mosques” from 2019-09-23T13:47:08

Antics in the houses of the holy—we talk that temple/mosque life growing up. Good fun, wholesome fun, wild fun.

Mango Bae #32: “Drunk Advice” from 2019-09-16T16:08:50

Last time we were drinking, now we’re drunk—and here to offer some advice to our loyal listeners. Fun, reckless, smart—this is a must listen!

Mango Bae #31: “Drinking” from 2019-09-09T15:05:13

We’re drinking in this ep, and next thing you know our nipples are out.

Mango Bae #30: “Haters” from 2019-09-02T15:49:31

A wild one, will probably change you. We’re sorry, God!

Mango Bae #29: “F*** Politics” from 2019-08-26T17:24:30

We talk about why we don’t talk about politics, rewrite the Kama Sutra, and have reckless, loving fun!

Mango Bae #28: “Poop” from 2019-08-19T16:43:43

Wear a diaper for the one, as Mango Bae discusses the brown culture within us all. Truly our finest work yet.

Mango Bae #27: "The Nimesh Patel Episode" from 2019-08-12T13:10:59

Gujju fire coming your way! Mango Bae sits down with one of our favorite NYC comics, Nimesh Patel (@findingnimesh) to talk comedy, hip-hop, cancel culture, the quantity of Nimesh Patels, and other ...

Mango Bae #26: “Food” from 2019-08-05T12:55:04

Nourishment and punishment, spice and flavor, European “food”—Mango Bae chops it up on all things FOOD.

Mango Bae #25: “The Corrine Fisher Episode” from 2019-07-29T14:29:05

Usama and Pranav sit down with Corrine Fisher of the mega-popular podcast “Guys We F***ed” to talk about backyard hunting, sex stuff (a lot), inter-cultural/racial romance, and other fun stuff!

Mango Bae #24: "British People Steal" from 2019-07-22T11:20:53

The Mango Baes gert mad SMART and sit down with writer Aditi Natasha Kini (@nansequiturs) to discuss her NY Times Op-Ed piece about Indian artifacts stolen by the British; why Brexit doesn't go far...

Mango Bae #23: "Harolds vs. Kumars" from 2019-07-15T20:33:11

Pranav and Usama have a fun sesh rapping with Fumi Abe and Mic Nguyen of the excellent Asian, Not Asian podcast (@asiannotasianpod)--they talk pan asian unity, South Asian vs East Asian, beatings (...

Mango Bae #22: "Porn" from 2019-07-08T22:51:14

@pranahaha and @usamabinlaughin go WILD talking all things PORN--woke porn, first porn, good porn, bad porn. Straight junglee talk that is a must listen (maybe with headphones).

Mango Bae #21: "Failure" from 2019-07-01T21:23:59

@pranahaha and @usamabinlaughin drop some wisdom on the subject of FAILURE--what it means to south Asians, and what it means in reality. A must-listen for young South Asians living life under the g...

Mango Bae #20: "Bollywood" from 2019-06-24T23:00:23

It's time--@usamabinlaughin and @pranahaha talk about Bollywood--the good, the bad, and the ugly. It's all juicy and reckless and hilarious in this one. Subscribe here and on apple podcasts and spo...

Mango Bae #19: "Cheap" from 2019-06-17T12:11:39

Are desis actually cheap? Pranav and Usama discuss the concept of desis being cheap--haggling, coupons, tipping--along with all kinds of reckless fun. 

Mango Bae #18: "Zahra Ali" from 2019-06-10T17:16:28

@pranahaha and @usamabinlaughin hang with LA-based, Pakistani-American comic Zahra Ali (@reallyzahra). A must-listen episode exploring the pitfalls and tribulations growing up brown, female, and co...

Mango Bae #17: "Being an Artist" from 2019-06-04T03:18:08

@pranahaha and @usamabinlaughin discuss what it means to buck the professional expectations for diaspora desi kids to become artists (aka poor). Lots of good advice/reckless fun. Follow @yourmangob...

Mango Bae #16: "The Shrooms Episode" from 2019-05-28T01:44:44

@pranahaha and @usamabinlaughin eat shrooms and embarks on a hilarious and emotional journey.

Mango Bae #15: "Drugs" from 2019-05-20T23:16:04

@usamabinlaughin and @pranahaha go buck wild talkin' DRUGS--what, when, why, and how. Also: Jews, Islamic Blink 182, and a whole lot of other reckless beauty.

Mango Bae #14: "(Mis)Representation) from 2019-05-13T03:39:28

@pranahaha and @usamabinlaughin chop it up on how desis navigate and are represented in the world of western media. Also alot of reckless foolishness you shouldn't miss.

Mango Bae #13: "Colorisms" from 2019-05-06T01:50:43

@pranahaha @usamabinlaughin talk COLORISM

Mango Bae #12: "Teen Lovin'" from 2019-04-29T00:44:39

@Usamabinlaughin and @pranahaha talk boning as awkward, repressed, and oppressed 1st-gen desi teens. This one gets hot and sticky, unlike our teenage years, which were hard and dry. Follow @yourman...

Mango Bae #11: "Siblings" from 2019-04-23T14:56:39

A very emo Mango Bae where @usamabinlaughin and @pranahaha talk about 1st-gen sibling life--brawling and bawling, sibling placement, video game soundtracks, and desi onanism. Spread the love and re...

Mango Bae #10: "The Hasan Minhaj Episode" from 2019-04-15T03:48:45

@usamabinlaughin and @pranahaha welcome a very special bae--host of Netflix's "Patriot Act" and all-around fly human being, Hasan Minhaj! We discuss literally everything. This is an episode you don...

Mango Bae #9: "Uncle is Hot to Trot" from 2019-04-15T03:34:37

We talking DAWATS--desi parties, aunties and uncles getting TURNT on that ruhafza, scandals, and all kinds of hangama. Follow:
@usamabinlaughin
@pranahaha
@joerusscomedy

Mango Bae #8: "Hairy Pennies" from 2019-04-15T03:27:47

Funny-ass episode where @pranahaha and @usamabinlaughin talk about what it's like to visit India/Bangladesh, including some truly horrific/hilarious stories about pantsing, using cobras to mug peop...

Mango Bae #7: "Uncle Taj's Bungalow" from 2019-04-11T17:14:47

@usamabinlaughin and @pranahaha explore the finer points of UNCLE TAJing--caping for the white man, being unfair n lovely, and how this was a cruel necessity for some, and a seedy pleasure for othe...

Mango Bae #3: "Deranged Marriage" from 2019-03-23T18:11:41

@pranahaha and @usamabinlaughin chop it up on the ins and outs of desi love--marriages arranged and deranged, love and loveless unions, aerogramme dick pics, goat fortune cookies, the caste syst...

Mango Bae #2: "Taj Ma-Brawl" from 2019-03-23T18:09:05

@pranahaha and @usamabinlaughin discuss a topic dear to our hearts, and dear to our mothers' hands: GETTING BEAT. We talk our favorite beatings, the what, how, and why of immigrant ass-whoopings...

Mango Bae Episode 1: "Brown Lies" from 2019-03-23T18:04:54

On the first episode of Mango Bae, Baes Usama (@usamabinlaughin) and Pranav (@pranahaha) talk about the importance of lying for diaspora Desi kids--why to lie, how to lie, white lies vs. brown l...

Mango Bae Episode 1: "Brown Lies" from 2019-03-23T18:04:54

On the first episode of Mango Bae, Baes Usama (@usamabinlaughin) and Pranav (@pranahaha) talk about the importance of lying for diaspora Desi kids--why to lie, how to lie, white lies vs. brown l...

Mango Bae Episode 1: "Brown Lies" from 2019-03-23T18:04:54

On the first episode of Mango Bae, Baes Usama (@usamabinlaughin) and Pranav (@pranahaha) talk about the importance of lying for diaspora Desi kids--why to lie, how to lie, white lies vs. brown l...