Podcasts by Melrose Sheltering in Place

S4 Eps 19-20 from 2023-03-21T02:42:16

Enjoy what is probably the last episode of this podcast.

S4 Eps 16-18 from 2023-03-21T02:41:20

It's been so long since we recorded this I have no idea what happened.

S 4 Eps 13 - 15: A Hook Flew Over the World from 2022-06-30T23:01:06

It's been a while! As in it's literally been months since we recorded this episode. Join us, won't you? 

El Kimmy Does LA from 2022-05-05T22:43:02

GUESS WHAT?!?! Melrose Sheltering in Place is officially two years old! And we bet you figured we wouldn't make it -- especially since we haven't posted in what feels like almost two years. Anyh...

S 4 Eps 7-9: Let the Dial M for Unplugged from 2022-03-09T05:59:04

Tired of the Chelsea/Lance situation blowing up your TikTok? Need to escape to a different kind of drama? Well Nan and Christopher are here with another episode of Melrose Sheltering in Place. I...

S 4 Eps 4 - 6: The Shocking Henry Mutiny from 2022-01-28T17:31:17

Nan writes the descriptions for these episodes, and Nan will be honest -- it's taken them so long to post this since recording that they only have a vague memory of what's going on. Brooke uncov...

S 4 Eps 1 - 3: Melrose Place is Like Madness Ambition from 2021-12-23T18:59:26

Happy Holidays! We have a very special gift for you -- that is, we are posting the next episode of Melrose Sheltering in Place. As Omicron rages, join us in a place that just might make you happ...

S 3 Ep 30: WE MADE IT! from 2021-11-20T21:29:23

Well folks, we made it to the Season 3 finale! What a season it's been. Nan is posting this a whole month after we recorded it, so they can't remember what actually happened -- but boy was it a ...

S 3 Eps 27 - 29: A Horse Bangs the Shrews from 2021-10-16T21:54:53

Time is an illusion in Melrose Sheltering in Place. 

This episode, literally everyone is getting tricked by someone and falling for it even though it seems kind of obvious. A fiance ...

S 3 Eps 24 - 26: To Live the Impossible Brooke from 2021-09-25T23:53:11

The highlights: Michael gets dumped, and Dan Cortese is hot. 

S 3 Eps 21 - 23: Breakfast at the Winner's Love Death from 2021-09-25T23:44:18

In this episode we have Gay Cop John, Dan Cortese, Kristin Davis, and a very exciting scene involving a lamp and a hot tub. Also Nan took so long to post this episode that they cannot remember a...

S 3 Eps 19 & 20: Boxing Valentine's from 2021-08-22T21:00:54

What is time? Here at Melrose Sheltering in Place we don't know what day it is -- but luckily, time doesn't really seem to exist in the Melrose Place universe, either, really. Let's find out how...

S 3 Eps 16 - 18: They Shoot Babies In Hell, Don't They? from 2021-08-15T04:10:07

This week, Nan learned how to edit around some technical difficulties. We finally find out how they land the baby plotline. And we get some exciting guest stars! 

S 3 Eps 13 - 15: Rock the Cradle of No on Ice from 2021-07-15T02:49:48

We wish we were in Vegas. Instead we get to watch Sydney get kidnapped by Chris to Vegas. Sigh. Allison goes to rehab and becomes friends with The Hulk. The Great Baby Game continues. And Amanda...

S 3 Eps 10 - 12: Justice for the Cradle of Vodka from 2021-07-04T20:37:54

And here we are, no audio problems this time. Let's see, what happens this week...

Allison's drinking problem is getting out of control. A baby is born! And also a switcheroo happens that...

S 3 Eps 7 - 9: Audio Meltdown from 2021-07-04T20:12:26

WARNING WARNING: The audio on this one is alllllll messed up. But we figured we'd post it anyway because what the heck. But just know that if you skip to the next episode we won't hold it agains...

S 3 Eps 4 - 6: WE'RE BACK! from 2021-06-18T22:11:43

Hey y'all! Melrose Sheltering in Place is BACK! We needed a little vacation, but we return this week with an episode we actually recorded like 6 weeks ago. Which means we also cannot remember ex...

S 3 Eps 1 - 3: SEASON 3 PREMIERE! from 2021-04-28T01:39:56

It's officially season 3 of Melrose Sheltering in Place, and we're definitely in soap opera land. Can't wait to meet an evil twin or something. 

S 2 Ep 31: Till Death Do Us Part from 2021-04-15T05:07:16

Well we've come to the season 2 finale of Melrose Place. It's kind of a runaway bride situation. 

S 2 Eps 28 - 30: The B**chy Stranger is Back in a G String from 2021-03-20T18:17:20

This week we FINALLY GET THE BIG KIMBERLY REVEAL and...it's a little underwhelming? Join Nan and Christopher for Melrose Sheltering in Place. 

S 2 Eps 25 - 27: In Bed with Two Psycho Mancinis from 2021-03-06T19:56:33

This time on Melrose Sheltering in Place...Allison's family is weird and probably bad, we don't know why BILLY AND ALLISON ARE GETTING MARRIED, Sydney and Michael are honestly made for each othe...

S 2 Eps 22 - 24: Otherwise Engaged to a Ball and Chain, Mancini Style from 2021-02-28T18:25:20

Wondering why we're talking about the Super Bowl?! Because of many technical difficulties, this episode is getting posted more than 4 weeks since it as recorded. Oops. Anyway, welcome back to Me...

S 2 Eps 19-21: Swept Away by the Parting Glances of Young Seamen from 2021-01-28T04:08:31

Well it's another episode of Melrose Sheltering in Place, one of a multitude of Melrose Place Podcasts because what the eff else are we going to do with the rest of our lives? This week, no one,...

S 2 Eps 16 - 18: An Arousing Game of the Blues from 2021-01-13T02:00:21

Happy New Year! Meet the new boss, so far same as the old boss. Anyway, Nan and Christopher are back! This week at Melrose Place we have: scheming, infidelity, Don't Ask Don't Tell, a change of ...

Season 2 Episode 13 - 15: A Duet of Mistletoe Bedfellows from 2020-12-24T04:24:53

Happy Holidays! This episode of Melrose Sheltering in Place we talk about what a worthless POS Billy is, Allison's mom jeans and hella 90s hair that's growing by the second, and crying in the sh...

S 2 Eps 10 - 12: Cold Turkey on a Collision Course with a Tangled Web from 2020-12-06T04:02:17

This week we add a new feature to Melrose Sheltering in Place: JORTS CORNER! Wanna know what's happening in Jorts Corner? Guess you'll have to listen. We also talk about the fact that sex work i...

S 2 Eps 7-9: Flirting with Marrying a Bed of Roses from 2020-11-26T17:23:39

Welcome back to Melrose Sheltering in Place. Things are really heating up around here: Michael is sleeping with Kimberly AND Sydney and mad that Jane is sleeping with Robert. Jane is sleeping wi...

S 2 Eps 4 - 6: Of Bikes and Ladies, AMIRITE?! from 2020-11-08T05:03:54

Well today is a historic day. We decided to celebrate Trump's defeat and the first woman of color vice president by recording a podcast talking about Melrose Place. We literally found out the re...

S 2 Eps 1-3: A Long Day's Journey Into Much Ado About Revenge from 2020-10-24T23:13:42

We're FINALLY AT SEASON TWO!!!!!! Ten minutes in and it's already much improved from season 1. Honestly, Hulu should just delete season 1 and call it the lost season, just like Drag Race. Anyway...

A Very Special Unauthorized Melrose Place Story from 2020-10-13T01:28:14

As a reward for FINALLY finishing season 1, we're talking about The Unauthorized Melrose Place Story, a Lifetime movie from 2015 that tells the story of the first 3 seasons of Melrose Place in a...

S 1 Episodes 17 - 32: THE MELROSE MEGA MIX! from 2020-09-29T02:30:11

Welp, we did it. We recorded a 2.5 hour episode about the entire second half of the first season of Melrose Place. If we can do it, you can do it. So grab some snacks, take a quick pee break, ge...

S 1 Ep 15: Are we there yet? from 2020-09-20T20:27:07

Heads up: Some slight technical difficulties this week. Very slight. But Nan is not a savvy enough editor to do much about it. 

Anyhoo, this week we have a stock storyline featuring ...

S 1 Ep 14: Sometimes boring is better? from 2020-09-03T15:08:49

This week, stuff happens but it feels like not much happens? Join Nan and Christopher as we continue to shelter in Melrose Place. Matt makes some progress on his lawsuit, we definitely get the f...

S 1 Ep 13: Matt Finally Gets A...oh. from 2020-08-24T14:37:47

Sandy gets herself off this sinking ship that is Melrose Place. Also, Matt finally gets his storyline from the storyline closet. 

S 1 Ep 12: This episode owes us from 2020-08-04T23:57:47

Can't get enough of your own student debt? Well here's a whole story arc dedicated to someone else's! 

S 1 Ep 11: Don't perform with dogs or children from 2020-07-23T22:51:50

Just know that at some point in the middle things go a little haywire but we get it back on track. Which is more than we can say for Melrose Place. Anyway, this time around, Billy and Allison ha...

S 1 Ep 10: The One About Race from 2020-07-16T04:30:32

This week we have a very timely episode (of Melrose Place, the show we're watching -- stuck that in there for the search), full of awkward dialogue that was clearly written by white people. ...

Season 1 Episode 9: Thing are slightly looking up around here from 2020-07-05T18:49:29

This week, Nan and Christopher talk for 5 minutes about our Lost Episode, which was really the universe doing y'all a favor. Then we talk about Responsibly Yours, possibly one of the best Melros...

S 1 Ep 7: Long day's journey into night. from 2020-06-22T21:59:46

Somehow this show is getting worse. If it were a patient of Dr. Mancini, it would be flatlining. But we use the time to get a little personal with you. Oh the horror. 

More like SNOOZE FEST from 2020-06-14T19:09:02

Join us for yet another week of making fun of Melrose Place, complete with Fuck 12 energy and a call to donate to bail funds. Also pardon the interruption in the middle -- someone had to po...

Take the Plunge from 2020-06-12T05:01:25

This week we have an abortion storyline and the hot 90s craze of bungee jumping. Take the plunge with us. 

This would NEVER happen! from 2020-05-24T16:52:32

This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. 

Melrose Place is NOT Burning from 2020-05-16T18:59:43

Jane, for the love of god, get a life. 

Season 1, Ep 2: Bitches be clingy from 2020-05-10T18:57:39

This week, Nan and Christopher try not to bore you to death while talking to you about an episode of Melrose Place that bored them to death. Jane, get a hobby. PLEASE. 

This is the place... from 2020-05-02T20:58:11

Join Nan and Christopher as we shelter together in Melrose Place. 

When Melrose Place originally aired in 1992, Nan was a 13-year-old book nerd and Christopher was 18, traveling the ...