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Millennial podcast is a weekly roundtable about our Generation Y experience. From news to politics and pop culture, a panel of friends digs in on why these stories matter and how they affect millennials. If you’ve ever wondered how to maneuver student loan debt, voting, relationships, careers, or just life in general, we feel that SO. HARD. And we’re here to share our stories, along with our greatest challenges and wins, along the way. Millennial podcast is about journeying through young adulthood together.
Further podcasts by Millennials Andrew Sims, Laura Tee, Pamela Gocobachi
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After Dark Archive Release: The Hosts Write Character Letters To Help Each Other in Court from 2023-11-22T18:50:02
We're off this week because of Thanksgiving, but today we're publicly releasing one of our favorites from our After Dark archives! In September, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis were canceled for writ...
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Dark Brandon Returns, Tumblr Admits Defeat, Our Favorite Early-Internet Websites from 2023-11-15T18:01:15
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk! Check out the newly launched #Millennial and MuggleCast store on Etsy! Grab extras of our awesome Patreon gifts while supplies l...
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High in Ohio, DoorDash and Tipping, The World of Good and Bad Dupes from 2023-11-08T17:49:05
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and some (real quick) election talk! We kept an eye on a couple of important races and ballot measures, but were excited to see Ohio enshrined ...
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The Hunger Games and Pop Culture Stage Adaptations, Teens Don't Like Sex on Screen, Vibrator or Vacuum? from 2023-11-01T17:11:15
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk! Buckle up for a slightly unhinged ep - in a historic moment for the show, we recorded this one in the MORNING!Andrew and Pat are...
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Death Doesn't Have to be Scary (feat. Lauren Carroll of Deathwives) from 2023-10-25T17:53
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real DEATH talk! This is your LAST chance to get this year's physical gift by signing up at the BAE tier over on our Patreon! Sign up today...
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Truths About Israel/Palestine, Concert Movies and Pam's Taylor Experience, Goodbye to Blu-rays from 2023-10-18T16:50:57
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk! Don't forget to subscribe and fill out our form to receive this year's physical gift - signed album art with a couple of *surpri...
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From Poking, to Paying, to Reaching Zen from 2023-10-11T17:11:22
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk! We're excited to announce our 2023 physical gift for BAE+ Patrons: signed album art with a super secret gift you can only get as...
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Was Dianne Feinstein's Death Bed Confession About Tupac? from 2023-10-05T17:34
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk! Need a primer on the House Speaker drama that has unfolded in the House of Representatives in the last week, but don't have the ...
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Pop Culture Courses at Universities, Dropping Out of College, 'Fourth Wing' Book Club (Spoiler Free!) from 2023-09-27T17:06
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk! Laura is off, but she’ll be back next week! In her absence, Andrew and Pam welcome their friend (and former Hypable staffer!) Ta...
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NSYNC Reunion Rumors, Rotten Tomatoes Gets Played By Hollywood, Cancel Culture in 2023 from 2023-09-20T17:59
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk! Off the top, we tune into the Senate Judiciary Committee's hearing on banned books and free speech, see the full clip HERE.We'll...
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Sorry Trumpers, You're All Dead and Gen Z is Legal from 2023-09-13T17:57
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk! Laura "wins" a longstanding "game," and Andrew toasts to the end of an era.LendingTree and Credit Karma have conducted surveys o...
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Police Using Drones For Surveillance, Noise Pollution, and What To Do About High Home Interest Rates? from 2023-09-06T21:36:59
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk! We kick off the show on a somber note as anotherone of Andrew’s death predictions comes true. The hosts reminisce on the legacy ...
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How To Make $18k Per Month, Tampon-gate Strikes Again, TikTok Tests New Music App from 2023-08-23T18:18
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk! Spotify has a $38 million white noise problem. They're paying ad dollars for their own algorithm to direct listeners to independ...
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Forcing a Friendship, Can 'I Love You' Come Too Soon?, Grappling With Friends Unfollowing You from 2023-08-16T16:40
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real friendship and romance talk! The Hot Indictment Summer hits just keep coming: TRUMP. IS. INDICTED. FOR. A. FOURTH. TIME!This week's ep...
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Date-Me Docs, Try That in a Small Town, Sundown Towns from 2023-08-09T18:00:14
Welcome to #Millennial, the home conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership! If you have federal student loans that will go into repayment this fall, be sure to check out the SAVE plan and e...
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Glitch McConnell and Aging Senators, New Alien Evidence, Managing Anxiety About the Warming World from 2023-08-02T18:28:25
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and REAL talk! In breaking Trumpdates: Orange Julius has had four new indictments dropped against him, this time, out of a Washington D.C. cour...
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How 'Barbie' Portrays the Human Experience, Girl Dinner, Trump's Bad News from 2023-07-26T17:59:51
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real BARBIE talk! Our resident Barbie expert and social media manager Chloé educates us on the history of Barbie, and delves into how her l...
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Reviewing Meta's Threads, Reviving '90s Hits For Millennials, Brands Pull Back On Loyalty Perks from 2023-07-12T17:48
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real THREADS talk! But first, Laura gives a 30 second blitz update about our fucked up student loan situation.Last week, Meta launched its ...
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Inside the Life of an OnlyFans Creator (feat. Tiara Melissa) from 2023-07-05T17:57:48
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real ONLYFANS talk! OF Creator Tiara joins us today to share her experience as a content creator on OF, and to help aspiring creators know ...
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Marine Scientist Mckenzie Margarethe on Deep Sea Exploration, Where Titan Went Wrong, and Orcas from 2023-06-28T16:59:07
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and REAL ocean talk! And it's REAL ocean talk because this week we're joined by Mckenzie Margarethe, a marine scientist and naturalist focusing...
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Tax The Rich, Save Their Lives from 2023-06-21T17:13:09
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real submersible talk! We're certainly hoping for good news for the five aboard the Titan submersible, but we can't help but marvel at the ...
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Authors Versus Reviewers, Monitoring Local Air Quality, Netflix Gains Members After Crackdown from 2023-06-14T17:14:58
As we record on arraignment eve, the crew brings some news for your consideration from the last week. Don't miss our Breaking News coverage of the indictment being unsealed -- activate a free Patre...
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Happy Pride?, Preparing For Student Loan Repayments, Gratuitous Scenes in TV from 2023-06-07T17:24
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk! The GOP was of course messy while we were off air, and unlike Marie Condo, we do not love mess.Happy(?) Pride. On top of anti-LG...
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Posing "The 36 Questions That Lead To Love" To One Another from 2023-05-31T13:00
We're off this week, but we're sharing a preview of what's available on our Patreon! In this recent installment of After Dark, we pop bottles (or boxes) of wine and review "The 36 Questions That Le...
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Making IRL Friends Through Apps, Millennial's Travel Advisories, Instagram Preps Twitter Rip Off from 2023-05-24T17:32
BREAKING NEWS: Andrew joins Bumble BFF! How is matching with new friends online similar to dating? Is it worse to be ghosted by a potential date or friend?As summer approaches, we look at other co...
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Orange Julius' Town Hall, Cell Phone Bans At Concerts, Therapy Speak Seeps Online from 2023-05-17T17:44
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk! Clusterfuck 2023 rages on with CNN platforming Orange Julius, Florida being a total Florida man, and George Santos living up to ...
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Tantalizing High-Yield Savings Accounts, and More Money Talk from 2023-05-10T18:08
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real money talk! This week's episode is all about money, honey!With continued concerns about inflation and the potential of a looming natio...
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Neighbor Paranoia, Texas and the Ten Commandments, Doxxing and TikTok from 2023-05-03T17:29
Andrew and Pam hung out over the weekend and bankrupted the show on coffee expenses. #rip As predicted, the Hollywood Writers Strike HAS BEGUN!Is it just us, or does it seem like neighbor paranoia...
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How Soon Is Too Soon For TV or Movie Reboots? (Feat. Eric Scull, Micah Tannenbaum) from 2023-04-26T17:52
Our friends Eric and Micah join us from MuggleCast for a discussion all about reboots, inspired by the recent news of a Harry Potter TV series and a Twilight reboot in the works. But first: TUCKER...
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Should Artists Cancel Concerts?, GOP Stuck in Electoral Corner, Hollywood Strike Has Big Implications from 2023-04-19T20:53
Is Andrew uncanceled this week? Only time will tell. It's protest week here at the show! What kinds of resistance are we seeing across the country and across industries?One of Andrew's faves, Orvi...
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'Barbie' is Hitting Us Right in the Nostalgia, Artemis II Moon Mission from 2023-04-13T14:40
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk! We're Andrew-less this week, but it's ok, Pam and Laura canceled him temporarily.We chat about the new Barbie trailer that took ...
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Listeners Confess Their Secrets, Trump (Finally) Gets Indicted from 2023-04-05T18:00:15
Uncork the champagne: we have a Trump indictment just in time for this week's show! Time to CONFESS! Listeners write in for this week's episode using our anonymous Confessional to detail their dee...
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The Best Ways to Protect Yourself Online, From 2FA to Deleting Public Info from 2023-03-29T18:06
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real cybersecurity talk! On this week's episode, we are joined by cybersecurity professional Voldimmoral!If you're looking for tips to remo...
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The Best Ways to Protect Yourself Online, From 2FA to Deleting Public Info from 2023-03-29T18:06
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real cybersecurity talk! On this week's episode, we are joined by cybersecurity professional Voldimmoral!If you're looking for tips to remo...
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The Stanley Quencher Is So Popular Yet So Ugly (And More on Brand Loyalty) from 2023-03-15T16:28
We unexpectedly had to take off from providing you with a full episode this week, so instead we're sharing this installment of After Dark! We discuss the popularity around the Stanley Quencher wate...
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The Stanley Quencher Is So Popular Yet So Ugly (And More on Brand Loyalty) from 2023-03-15T16:28
We unexpectedly had to take off from providing you with a full episode this week, so instead we're sharing this installment of After Dark! We discuss the popularity around the Stanley Quencher wate...
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Paid 'Blue Checks' Head to Instagram For Suckers Like Andrew from 2023-03-08T14:52
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk! In some airline news, the Justice Department is suing to stop the planned Jet Blue/Spirit Airlines merger, and multiple airlines...
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Why The Romance Genre Has Risen in Popularity (w/ Christine Riccio, Natasha Polis) from 2023-03-01T18:51
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk! We are joined this week by Christine Riccio and Natasha Polis from Those Forking Fangirls to discuss the significant uptick in i...
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The State of Podcasts, Lucky Girl Syndrome, Hacks to Escape From Caregiving from 2023-02-22T15:07
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk! After a few years of explosive growth, the podcast world seems to be cooling off. What does this mean for indie podcasters?As bi...
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Never Answer a Compliment With a Compliment, and More Etiquette Rules To Follow from 2023-02-15T18:56
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk! Happy Valentine's Day! The wine will be flowing this week!Just in time to prepare for your romantic activities around Love day, ...
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Delicious Dinner From the Dollar Store? It's a Big Thing (feat. Rebecca of Dollar Tree Dinners) from 2023-02-08T18:23
This week's episode opens with discussion of a rising trend: More people are turning to dollar stores to shop for food because of the guaranteed low prices and accessibility. To help us discuss th...
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ChatGPT is Incredible... and Coming For Our Jobs from 2023-02-02T18:40
Laura has an announcement: she has joined the ranks of Joe Biden, Mike Pence, and Donald Trump for having classified documents in her home. Who's next? Chat GPT, the new AI chatbot that has taken...
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I'm a Believer, You're a Belieber from 2023-01-25T17:49
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk! Should we have anxiety about the current egg shortage?"Classic" digital cameras are big with Gen Z - are we feeling old yet? So...
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Believing Memoirs, 'Dungeons&Dragons' Breaks Fan Trust, Stupid Dress Codes from 2023-01-18T18:10
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real FIRE talk! Stoves are apparently a hot button (lol) issue, and President Biden continues coming under scrutiny for his classified docu...
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New Year New Laws, Airline Mayhem, What To Do About Football? from 2023-01-11T18:29
New year same us! Welcome to #Millennial the home of pretend adulting and real talk. Get ready for some new laws y'all: decriminalization of jaywalking and cannabis cafés potentially coming near y...
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Penetrating PornHub's 2022 Year in Review from 2022-12-28T16:25
Special release! #Millennial will return January 11th with new episodes, but for now we're releasing the latest installment of After Dark to everyone! In this installment -- which also features Ma...
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A Merry, Self-Serving Secret Santa (Plus: 2022 in Review, 2023 Predictions) from 2022-12-21T16:21
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real holiday gift exchanges! Chloé, Marc, and Pat join us to make the gift giving experience more chaotic.Cookie flavored lube, onesies, an...
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Great Last-Minute Gift Ideas (Even For Boring Dads) from 2022-12-14T18:24
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk! Who else forgot that 'Avatar' was the biggest box office earner in history? Oops. Will we see the 3+ hour sequel?There may alrea...
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Gaslighting, Goblin Mode, and Millennial's Own Words of the Year from 2022-12-07T19:14
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of fake adulting and real talk! Polls closed for the Georgia Senate runoff shortly before we began this recording, and Raphael Warnock was declared the winner afte...
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Ticketmaster, Monopolies, and Biden's Promise To Tackle Junk Fees from 2022-11-30T18:49
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk! Of course Elon couldn't resist amping up Twitter drama during the Thanksgiving holiday, and we reminisce about the Twitter apoca...
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The Good, The Bad, The LOLs of the 2022 Midterm Elections from 2022-11-10T18:45
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real election talk! An unpleasant reality seems to be setting in for Republicans: while they will likely take control of the House, it seem...
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House of the Disturbingly Addictive Plotlines from 2022-11-02T17:38
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real Tiktok class action lawsuits. After months of speculation, Elon Musk has officially purchased Twitter for $44 billion (which is way mo...
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S8 Ep39: FMK The Hosts? Our Listeners Shock Us from 2022-10-26T17:46:34
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real shit talking phone scammers. Andrew provides a SPECIAL UPDATE on his recent COVID scare. Also, if you see a picture of his butt floati...
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S8 Ep38: We're In The Business of Canceling from 2022-10-12T14:50:02
We have a new sponsor who merge our two loves: Coffee and Pop Culture! Check out Expedition Roasters for delicious, pop culture-themed brews inspired by Harry Potter, Disney theme parks, Star Wars,...
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S8 Ep37: So Fresh, So Clean, So Healthy from 2022-10-05T18:00:47
Welcome back to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real talk. Andrew does his best impression of Westeros to start the show off, commemorating the ridiculously dark lighting present in ...
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S8 Ep36: Think Globally, Act Locally from 2022-09-28T20:31:45
We kick off the show this week with some TRY GUYS DRAMA. Pam is shook, Andrew is cackling, and Laura is clueless. We officially unveiled our 2022 Physical Gift for BAE level Patrons: The #Millenni...
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S8 Ep35: Don't Marinate Chicken in NyQuil from 2022-09-21T17:27:41
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend marinated chicken recipes and real NyQuil usages. WTF? Is it time to get your new (and improved!) COVID booster? This CDC quiz can help you find out! Th...
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S8 Ep34: The Queen, The New Prime Minister, and Fobbing Beetle-Headed Clotpoles from 2022-09-14T18:16:04
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and ROYAL talk! UK-born, Canada-based BAE Patron and Conservation Biologist Megan joins us this episode to keep the stupid Americans on track w...
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S8 Ep33: Squirting Through Fall, Posthumous Artist Releases, The Most Regretted College Majors from 2022-09-07T17:28:16
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and unprepared talk. Andrew's a coffee elite and wants YOU to try black coffee for a week.We're all enjoying Marvel's 'She-Hulk,' but the chara...
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S8 Ep32: Corn Kid's Set For College, The White House Wins the Internet, Quiet Quitting from 2022-08-31T17:47:47
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and CORN talk! Corn kid is precious and must be protected at all costs.We're pleasantly surprised by how much the Biden-Harris student debt rel...
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S8 Ep31: Student Loan Debt Relief Arrives, 'House of the Dragon' Impresses, Demi Lovato and Relationship Age Gaps from 2022-08-24T18:40:08
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of PRETEND adulting and real talk. Are we still on the Be Real train? Instagram is clearly getting on board.Amid news that Biden will be (finally) announcing his s...
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S8 Ep30: Instagram, TikTok, and the War for Pop Culture Dominance (feat. Christine Riccio) from 2022-08-17T18:33:39
We're joined by #Millennial’s social media manager, Chloé, and friend of the show Christine Riccio for a big discussion on social media! Christine is a published author (check out her books Again,...
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S8 Ep29: The Legality of Fanworks (feat. @OldMythos), ClusterF-YEAH: Good News Edition from 2022-08-10T17:35:28
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and FUN talk! We're joined this week by Yvonne Gonzales (aka @OldMythos on TikTok) who is a PhD candidate at USC. They join us to share how fan...
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S8 Ep28: How Can Politicians Reach Younger Generations?, WTF Internet News, Biden Gets His 'Big Deal' Moment from 2022-08-03T17:33:50
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of fake adulting and real breaking your soul! Despite the latest news about Lizzo opting to remove an ableist slur from her latest album, Queen Bey find herself in...
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S8 Ep27: ⚠️ Time to BeReal ⚠️, Bots Influence The Masses, Who Will Run For President in 2024? from 2022-07-27T17:50:18
Welcome back to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and BeReal talk. Friend of the show and fellow podcaster Eric joins us this week!Do we actually want our friends to know what mundane thin...
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S8 Ep26: Every Day Money Saving Hacks, and a Deep Dive Into Space with an Expert! from 2022-07-20T09:00
Because 9% inflation isn't enough, BMW has announced subscription services for heated seats. We may never be able to afford a BMW, but we're here to share some money saving tips and tricks that mi...
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S8 Ep25: Deep Space Blows Minds, Libraries Under Attack, Current Reading Trends (feat. A Librarian!) from 2022-07-13T18:11:21
Have you seen these amazing pictures from deep space? You don't even need to be a stoner to appreciate them! How the #gentleminions meme inspired teenagers to put on their best suits to attend scr...
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S8 Ep24: Laura and Pam's Eventful Vacations, Supreme Court Rulings, Scams We've All Grown Used To from 2022-07-06T17:38:09
Nothing like a shit week out of SCOTUS and more mass shootings the week of July 4th. Happy Independence Day to the 49% of the population that didn't lose rights to bodily autonomy in the last week!...
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S8 Ep23: Biden Tries Lowering Gas Prices, Double Decker Plane Seating, Tattoos and Generational Changes from 2022-06-22T17:55
Welcome to #Millennial, the home of fake adulting and.... breaking your soul? We're kicking off this week's episode with the latest updates from the January 6th Hearings: fake electors, and pardon...
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S8 Ep22: January 6 Committee Hearing Revelations, WTF News, Life Before the Internet from 2022-06-15T17:51:58
It's time for some #unhinged talk this week - so we kick it off with a new segment, Clusterfuck 2022! We give our initial reactions to the January 6th committee hearings, and while the new details...
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S8 Ep21: Coffee Addictions Pay Off, Johnny Depp v Amber Heard Reactions, Saving Less and Living More from 2022-06-08T17:49:57
A new study about coffee suggests that drinking moderate amounts of coffee may decrease chances of death. Today we learned our panel must be immortal! We know inflation is bad, but authors need to...
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S8 Ep20: LGBTQ+ Representation in Media (feat. Kacen Callender), Uvalde and What Happens Now, Andrew's Wild Weekend from 2022-06-01T18:06:16
#Millennial is back in time for PRIDE month y'all! Time for some pretend adulting, gay talk. To kick off Pride Month, we speak with Kacen Callender, author of bestselling novel 'Felix Ever After.'...
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S8 Ep19: Goodbye iPod, How Many Friends Does Science Say You Need?, Inflation Updates from 2022-05-18T17:53:11
It's the end of an era: Apple has announced it is discontinuing the iPod, and we pour one out for "1,000 songs in your pocket." Can the iPhone ever match the level of escapism an iPod provides?Wha...
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S8 Ep18: Abortion Rights and Religious Liberty, Speech Challenges From 'Womb to Tomb' from 2022-05-12T19:45:53
This week, our social media manager Chloé joins us, and we GO OFF about the upcoming decision on Roe vs Wade from the Supreme Court. What other 'settled law' could be next? The right to privacy an...
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S8 Ep17: The Rise of Workcations, Student Loan Debt Relief Approaches, Surgery to Make You Taller from 2022-05-03T17:54:04
Note: The news of the Supreme Court's Roe v Wade ruling broke as we were approaching the end of the episode recording, so our reactions are found at that point. Laura begins the show with an updat...
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S8 Ep16: CD Sales Rise, Netflix Suffers Big Loss, Why the Book Industry Loves Barnes&Noble Again from 2022-04-27T17:37:04
Why are CD sales on the rise? What year is it?! Fake philanthropist Elon Musk has secured the funding to purchase Twitter for $44 billion. Do we think Twitter will change much under his leadership...
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S8 Ep15: Hottest Gen Z Trends, Spam Texts Get Out of Control, Face Filters and Social Media from 2022-04-21T17:39:28
Our social media manager Chloé returns to #Millennial and she's once again bringing the "fire" as millennials may say! A Trump-appointed federal judge has struck down the public transportation mas...
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S8 Ep14: 'Moon Knight' Challenges Expectations, TIME's Bizarre 'Influential' Companies List, The High Cost of Attending Weddings from 2022-04-13T19:04:37
Ezra Miller is creating yet another headache for Warner Bros. and its major franchises - do we agree Fantastic Beasts is cursed at this point? We've got a single recommendation across the panel th...
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S8 Ep13: How Potter and Buffy Fans Are Dealing With Problematic Creators from 2022-04-06T22:22:43
In light of the upcoming releasing of "The Secrets of Dumbledore" we're discussing how Harry Potter fans are grappling with a very problematic author, and how to balance loving the Wizarding World...
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S8 Ep12: Exodus From The Big Cities, Netflix's Cut-Throat Judgement, Comedy and Social Expectations from 2022-03-30T18:07:25
Cities lost population in 2021, leading to the slowest year in growth in U.S. history. We've all had the experience of living in and subsequently leaving a major city. What were our motivations fo...
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S8 Ep11: Bizarre New Emojis, Why Are There So Many Cookie Warnings?, Stacey Abrams and Politicians on TV from 2022-03-23T18:11:06
Laura kicks off the show with an update about her screen time - has she been successful in spending less time staring at her phone? We chat briefly about how the current chip shortage may be exten...
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S8 Ep10: The End of Clock Changes?, Disney and Don't Say Gay, Faking Your Own Kidnapping from 2022-03-16T18:09:02
Is Daylight Savings Time about to become permanent? Does this mean Laura will stop bitching twice a year about the time change? As part of our biweekly check in on the war in Ukraine, we touch on ...
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S8 Ep9: Must Everyone Comment on Global Crises?, TikTok Heads For 10-Minute Videos, Unconventional Relationships from 2022-03-09T19:26:52
Who's feeling the crunch at the gas pump these days? We know this sucks, but we're here to provide y'all with some much-needed escapism! A PSA Andrew saw prompts a discussion for our panel - how ...
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S8 Ep8: The Mandela Effect, Are Movies Too Long?, Biden's Supreme Court Justice Pick from 2022-03-02T18:40:30
Before we get into the main show, we're giving the latest updates on the unprovoked, unconscionable invasion of Ukraine by Russia. #Millennial stands with Ukraine! Are you familiar with the term '...
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S8 Ep7: Kanye and Netflix Play Dirty, Debt Relief Tips, Lesser Known At-Home DNA Test Benefits from 2022-02-23T19:30:41
At the top of the show. we have an update on the developing situation with Russia and Ukraine. Check out our latest BREAKING NEWS benefit to hear more of our analysis! Looking to shell out $200 fo...
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S8 Ep6: Cleaning and Organizing with TikTok's @LenaCleansUp, Can OnlyFans Hurt Careers?, Farewell Magazines from 2022-02-16T19:58:20
UPDATE: Apple has announced plans to address AirTag stalking issues. We are LIVING for the 2022 Super Bowl half-time show. LIVING. FOR. IT.The Entertainment Weekly and InStyle publications will no...
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S8 Ep5: Inflation Explained by @BravelyGo, Book Bans Rise, Millennials Are Killing Wine from 2022-02-09T18:40:33
It has finally happened: Pam was mask shamed in public. We're shook that this happened in liberal California! We're joined this week by Kara, founder of Bravely Go, an award-winning financial educ...
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S8 Ep4: Farewell to Spotify and Wordle, The Case of Lauren Smith-Fields, TikTok Unfairly Pays All Creators from 2022-02-02T18:22:29
As usual, Laura starts out the episode complaining. Neil Young and Joni Mitchell have officially pulled their music off Spotify in response to Joe Rogan's vaccine misinformation. Are we going to l...
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S8 Ep3: 'When We Were Young' Fest, Pervasive Antisemitism, Neil Young Threatens Spotify Over Rogan from 2022-01-26T19:43:02
Exciting news! We've got a BIG panel this week - Chloe and Micah join us, and by the end of the recording, we decide we're having an emo party in Andrew's house?? More exciting news - #Millennial ...
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S8 Ep2: CBD Saves Us From COVID, Apple AirTags Secretly Tracking People, The CW Facing Closure from 2022-01-19T18:28:34
A new study has found that CBD users have a statistically lower rate of COVID infection. None of us have had COVID... JUST SAYIN' This week, all eyes are on the Senate as it debates voting rights ...
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S8 Ep1: Elmo v Rock is Goals, Interesting New Laws in 2022, In-Flight 'Entertainment': Holiday Edition from 2022-01-12T18:28:20
Welcome back! #Millennial begins its 8th season (Andrew still doesn't like using the term "seasons" for a podcast, but too late now!) What happened while we were gone? Elmo got into a fight with a...
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S7 Ep49: Bonus Episode: To Ghost Or Not To Ghost? from 2021-12-28T12:00
#Millennial is off this week, so instead we're releasing the latest installment of After Dark to everyone! To receive new installments of After Dark every week, pledge today at Patreon.com/millenni...
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S7 Ep48: It's Party Time For The Final Episode of 2021! from 2021-12-21T19:33:07
It's our final episode of 2021, and we'll be doing a year in review + making predictions for 2022! It's a crazy fun episode that goes in a ton of different directions as we wrap up the year. But fi...
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S7 Ep47: Why Movie Dialogue is Hard to Hear, Unusual Weather, Google's 2021 Year in Search from 2021-12-14T19:05:05
Andrew is trying to trigger Laura early in the show by reminding her of election night 2016, which she is yet to emotionally process. Our 2021 physical gift for BAE Patrons was delayed due to prod...
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S7 Ep46: Millennials Are 'Killing' Everything, Gerrymandering Check-in, Astroworld and Concert Control from 2021-12-07T17:39:04
Because you haven't seen enough Spotify Wrapped results, we're sharing ours to kick off the show this week? What on earth is an "angsty, silly" musical aura? Omicron check in: is panic necessary? ...
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S7 Ep45: America Gets Its First Female President, Does Anyone Enjoy Thanksgiving?, Holiday Travel Preview from 2021-11-24T18:53:39
We've got a lot on our minds in the lead up to Thanksgiving here in the states! Kamala Harris became the first woman President in the United States for a whopping two hours while Joe had a camera ...
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S7 Ep44: A Very Good Friday, Vaccine Mandates For Kids, The Woes of Working Retail from 2021-11-17T19:39:48
Andrew kicks off the show by sharing a recent instance where he was harassed for wearing a a mask. Listeners sound off: turns out plenty of our listeners' kids do still play with physical toys.We ...
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S7 Ep43: How We Save For Retirement, Neopets Make a Comeback, Disney+ Day Preview from 2021-11-11T19:16:15
Some good news to start off with this week: Congress finally passed Biden's $1.2 trillion infrastructure bill. Daily housekeeping in hotels may never come back, and Laura's gripe about people mess...
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S7 Ep42: Death to Daylight Savings Time, 'Wrap It Before You Tap It,' Why Facebook's Turning to 'Meta' from 2021-11-03T17:30:19
Andrew has established himself as the cool neighbor by giving out full-size candy bars on Halloween! Laura commemorates Election Day 2021 with some show and tell.Daylight Savings Time is ending so...
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S7 Ep41: Vaccination Requirements at Work, 'Eternals' Sparks Spoiler Policy Debate, Rise in Unruly Passengers on Planes from 2021-10-27T17:37
We kick the show off with an update from Laura about COVID booster shots!In the U.S. and wanting to find out if a booster is right for you? Check out the CDC's guidance. In bittersweet news, our S...
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S7 Ep41: Vaccination Requirements at Work, 'Eternals' Sparks Spoiler Policy Debate, Rise in Unruly Passengers on Planes from 2021-10-27T17:37
- We kick the show off with an update from Laura about COVID booster shots!
- In the U.S. and wanting to find out if a booster is right for you? Check out the Listen
S7 Ep40: The Popularity of True Crime Podcasts, Dave Chapelle and Netflix's Mistakes, Trusting Clergy on Vaccines from 2021-10-20T17:45:57
On this week's episode: why people enjoy the True Crime genre, Netflix's response to ongoing controversy around Dave Chappelle's latest special, and how houses of worship could turn the tides on va...
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S7 Ep40: The Popularity of True Crime Podcasts, Dave Chapelle and Netflix's Mistakes, Trusting Clergy on Vaccines from 2021-10-20T17:45:57
- On this week's episode: why people enjoy the True Crime genre, Netflix's response to ongoing controversy around Dave Chappelle's latest special, and how houses of worship could turn th... Listen
S7 Ep39: Pre-Emptive Defenses and Wrongful Assumptions, Rising Insomnia, Higher Shipping Rates and New Surcharges?! from 2021-10-13T18:03:59
On today’s episode, we discuss a viral TikTok that addresses a unique observation about how quick people are to attack others on social media, then we’ll talk about the increase in those experienci...
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S7 Ep39: Pre-Emptive Defenses and Wrongful Assumptions, Rising Insomnia, Higher Shipping Rates and New Surcharges?! from 2021-10-13T18:03:59
S7 Ep38: Goodbye to Hypable, SCOTUS Term Preview, Big Brother Contestants Push First Black Winner from 2021-10-05T17:42:23
On today’s episode, Laura’s got a SCOTUS term preview, Pam talks about Big Brother, which crowned its first black winner, and we speak more about the Sunday Scaries, including how to help calm them...
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S7 Ep38: Goodbye to Hypable, SCOTUS Term Preview, Big Brother Contestants Push First Black Winner from 2021-10-05T17:42:23
- On today’s episode, Laura’s got a SCOTUS term preview, Pam talks about Big Brother, which crowned its first black winner, and we speak more about the Sunday Scaries, including how to h... Listen
S7 Ep37: Major Hollywood Strike Cometh, Our Political Compass', Are Britney Spears Observers Hypocrites? from 2021-09-28T17:24:01
- On today’s episode we discuss a major strike that might happen in Hollywood, examine our ideologies through the Political Compass test, and discuss the renewed attention on Britney Spe... Listen
S7 Ep37: Major Hollywood Strike Cometh, Our Political Compass', Are Britney Spears Observers Hypocrites? from 2021-09-28T17:24:01
On today’s episode we discuss a major strike that might happen in Hollywood, examine our ideologies through the Political Compass test, and discuss the renewed attention on Britney Spears. Tiger ...
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S7 Ep36: The Mysterious Case of the Van Life Couple, Abruptly Quitting Jobs, Fall-Themed Hard Seltzers Reviewed from 2021-09-21T17:52:03
S7 Ep36: The Mysterious Case of the Van Life Couple, Abruptly Quitting Jobs, Fall-Themed Hard Seltzers Reviewed from 2021-09-21T17:52:03
On today’s episode we ask Judge Laura for her verdict on this case of the young Van Life couple who went missing, talk about when and how to leave a job as well as going back to the workplace right...
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S7 Ep35: Para-Social Relationships, TV Dramatizing Real World Events, 'Shang-Chi' Shunned From China from 2021-09-14T17:06:56
- It's a pop culture kinda week y'all! We dive into movies being shut out of China, reliving major events through dramatizations, and chat with our friend Chloe, who is a Director at a d... Listen
S7 Ep35: Para-Social Relationships, TV Dramatizing Real World Events, 'Shang-Chi' Shunned From China from 2021-09-14T17:06:56
It's a pop culture kinda week y'all! We dive into movies being shut out of China, reliving major events through dramatizations, and chat with our friend Chloe, who is a Director at a digital agency...
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S7 Ep34: Looking Back on 9/11, Texas Making All The Wrong Moves, Olivia Rodrigo's Originality Drama from 2021-09-07T17:38:03
- On today's episode, we discuss the 20th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, Texas making headlines in all the wrong ways, and some drama around Olivia Rodrigo's music.
- Pam an... Listen
S7 Ep34: Looking Back on 9/11, Texas Making All The Wrong Moves, Olivia Rodrigo's Originality Drama from 2021-09-07T17:38:03
On today's episode, we discuss the 20th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, Texas making headlines in all the wrong ways, and some drama around Olivia Rodrigo's music. Pam and Laura saw 'Shang-Chi an...
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S7 Ep33: Facebook Caught Hiding Embarrassing Data, Water Shortages Out West, States Allowing Mental Health Days from 2021-08-31T18:06:16
- On this week's show: the most popular post on Facebook in the first three months of the year, the U.S. government’s recent water shortage declaration for those of us out west, and new ... Listen
S7 Ep33: Facebook Caught Hiding Embarrassing Data, Water Shortages Out West, States Allowing Mental Health Days from 2021-08-31T18:06:16
On this week's show: the most popular post on Facebook in the first three months of the year, the U.S. government’s recent water shortage declaration for those of us out west, and new bills at the ...
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S7 Ep32: OnlyFans, Jeopardy Drama, Apple's Controversial Child Protection Features from 2021-08-24T15:56:13
- Andrew shares a cautionary tale about the consequences of not making a copy of your vax card.
- With full FDA approval for the Pfizer vaccine, Moderna is sure to follow. Pre... Listen
S7 Ep32: OnlyFans, Jeopardy Drama, Apple's Controversial Child Protection Features from 2021-08-24T15:56:13
Andrew shares a cautionary tale about the consequences of not making a copy of your vax card. With full FDA approval for the Pfizer vaccine, Moderna is sure to follow. Prepare for Team Comirnaty v...
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S7 Ep31: 'Disney Adults' Attacked, Does 'The Prince' Cross a Line?, Afghanistan Withdrawal from 2021-08-17T15:17:07
- Basic bitches rejoice: Dunkin has announced pumpkin spice season is beginning on 8/18 this year.
- Andrew notes that Disney adults seem to be taking a lot of hate because th... Listen
S7 Ep31: 'Disney Adults' Attacked, Does 'The Prince' Cross a Line?, Afghanistan Withdrawal from 2021-08-17T15:17:07
Basic bitches rejoice: Dunkin has announced pumpkin spice season is beginning on 8/18 this year. Andrew notes that Disney adults seem to be taking a lot of hate because they... like things?Britney...
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S7 Ep30: Happy Hour Bans, How Advertisers Track You, Using ASMR to Manage Anxiety from 2021-08-11T15:50:20
- A 4-decade ban on Happy Hours in Massachusetts may soon be coming to an end -- We didn't even know that some states didn't have Happy Hours! But are they as exciting as they used to be... Listen
S7 Ep30: Happy Hour Bans, How Advertisers Track You, Using ASMR to Manage Anxiety from 2021-08-11T15:50:20
A 4-decade ban on Happy Hours in Massachusetts may soon be coming to an end -- We didn't even know that some states didn't have Happy Hours! But are they as exciting as they used to be? Olympic wr...
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S7 Ep29: Laura Exposed, Switching Careers, Tumblr+ Fandom Drama from 2021-08-03T19:02:30
- Andrew and Publix have exposed Laura as a fraud.
- A listener asks for advice on how to counsel a friend who can never seem to get a break.
- Private companies ar... Listen
S7 Ep29: Laura Exposed, Switching Careers, Tumblr+ Fandom Drama from 2021-08-03T19:02:30
Andrew and Publix have exposed Laura as a fraud. A listener asks for advice on how to counsel a friend who can never seem to get a break.Private companies are building momentum around mask require...
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S7 Ep28: Simone Biles, Masks Back On in America, Millennial Retirement Survey from 2021-07-28T16:59:09
- Andrew is shook over his encounter with a rando in an elevator. Someone must have been having a REALLY bad day.
- Laura has some good news about her condo saga!
S7 Ep28: Simone Biles, Masks Back On in America, Millennial Retirement Survey from 2021-07-28T16:59:09
Andrew is shook over his encounter with a rando in an elevator. Someone must have been having a REALLY bad day. Laura has some good news about her condo saga!Andrew has developed a features list f...
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S7 Ep27: Freedom Phone, YouTube Rabbit Holes, An Unexpected Trivia Game from 2021-07-20T17:42:54
- Happy birthday Pam! We hope you're drinking a lot of good coffee and doing all the things you love!
- Since we're down to 2 hosts this week, we decided to keep it low-key an... Listen
S7 Ep27: Freedom Phone, YouTube Rabbit Holes, An Unexpected Trivia Game from 2021-07-20T17:42:54
Happy birthday Pam! We hope you're drinking a lot of good coffee and doing all the things you love! Since we're down to 2 hosts this week, we decided to keep it low-key and ask our BAE supporters ...
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S7 Ep26: Hobbies ? Side Hustles, Would We Fly To Space?, Student Loan Relief Updates from 2021-07-13T18:25:11
- We check in on the Great Billionaire Race to Space and discuss the implications of rich douches not paying taxes and funding space travel for themselves. Yay capitalism!
- L... Listen
S7 Ep26: Hobbies ≠ Side Hustles, Would We Fly To Space?, Student Loan Relief Updates from 2021-07-13T18:25:11
We check in on the Great Billionaire Race to Space and discuss the implications of rich douches not paying taxes and funding space travel for themselves. Yay capitalism! Laura's rage of the week: ...
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S7 Ep25: Freaky UFO Report, Black TikTok Creators Strike, Size Inclusivity in Women's Fashion from 2021-07-06T17:52:23
- Do you believe in aliens? Some mystery objects still defy explanation, and we wonder if aliens would actually care about what we're doing on Earth.
- Has anyone in the Inter... Listen
S7 Ep25: Freaky UFO Report, Black TikTok Creators Strike, Size Inclusivity in Women's Fashion from 2021-07-06T17:52:23
Do you believe in aliens? Some mystery objects still defy explanation, and we wonder if aliens would actually care about what we're doing on Earth. Has anyone in the International Olympic Committe...
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S7 Ep24: #FreeBritney (Despite Messy Remarks), Stunning New Vaccine Report, Toyota Supports Seditionists from 2021-06-29T17:05:40
- Pam's PSA: don't be dumb and shoot off fireworks if your area is undergoing a massive heatwave and/or drought.
- Andrew shares some neighbor drama and asks if we take part i... Listen
S7 Ep24: #FreeBritney (Despite Messy Remarks), Stunning New Vaccine Report, Toyota Supports Seditionists from 2021-06-29T17:05:40
Pam's PSA: don't be dumb and shoot off fireworks if your area is undergoing a massive heatwave and/or drought. Andrew shares some neighbor drama and asks if we take part in neighborhood Facebook g...
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S7 Ep23: Batman and the Fear of the Unknown, Anthony Mackie Calls Out Gay Head Canons, Juneteenth Education from 2021-06-22T18:32:02
- Let Batman live! DC thinks letting the grown man who dresses like a bat display a very normal sex life is a bridge too far.
- The United States Conference of Catholic Bishop... Listen
S7 Ep23: Batman and the Fear of the Unknown, Anthony Mackie Calls Out Gay Head Canons, Juneteenth Education from 2021-06-22T18:32:02
Let Batman live! DC thinks letting the grown man who dresses like a bat display a very normal sex life is a bridge too far. The United States Conference of Catholic Bishops is angling to prevent J...
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S7 Ep22: Rising Uber/Lyft etc Rates, Ellie Kemper and Jumping to Conclusions, SCOTUS and Roe v Wade from 2021-06-15T17:48:23
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S7 Ep22: Rising Uber/Lyft etc Rates, Ellie Kemper and Jumping to Conclusions, SCOTUS and Roe v Wade from 2021-06-15T17:48:23
Warning: The age of the Millennial Lifestyle Subsidy is over. Will we continue using Uber, Airbnb, and other convenience apps now that rates are going up?In some good news, the G7 nations have ple...
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S7 Ep21: Pride Pandering, Spotify Blends Friends, Listener E-mails from 2021-06-08T17:15:42
- HAPPY PRIDE FROM #MILLENNIAL!!!
- The brands are at it again - how do we know when a brand is sincere... Listen
S7 Ep21: Pride Pandering, Spotify Blends Friends, Listener E-mails from 2021-06-08T17:15:42
HAPPY PRIDE FROM #MILLENNIAL!!! The brands are at it again - how do we know when a brand is sincere in their allyship?Former government employee Donald Trump has given up on his blog after realizi...
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S7 Ep20: Laura's NOLA Highlights, How Politically Diverse Is Your Neighborhood?, 2020 Olympics In Limbo from 2021-05-25T18:21:14
- Post-pandemic to-go cocktails may be a new normal in a number of states!
- While we don't have answers or solutions, we address the latest news related to the Israeli-Palest... Listen
S7 Ep20: Laura's NOLA Highlights, How Politically Diverse Is Your Neighborhood?, 2020 Olympics In Limbo from 2021-05-25T18:21:14
Post-pandemic to-go cocktails may be a new normal in a number of states! While we don't have answers or solutions, we address the latest news related to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.Listener o...
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S7 Ep19: Becoming A Successful Author, The CDC's Maybe-Too-Soon Mask Updates from 2021-05-18T18:16:18
- This week we're joined by Andrew and Pam's friend Karen, who has successfully become a full-time freelance editor and author through the wonders of the internet.
- Does the ... Listen
S7 Ep19: Becoming A Successful Author, The CDC's Maybe-Too-Soon Mask Updates from 2021-05-18T18:16:18
This week we're joined by Andrew and Pam's friend Karen, who has successfully become a full-time freelance editor and author through the wonders of the internet. Does the "Karen" meme annoy a real...
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S7 Ep18: Can Trump Run Without Social?, Why Disney+ is Moving Shows to Wednesdays, Americans on National Identity from 2021-05-11T17:50:40
- Can Andrew finish this week's show preview before the music stops?
- Laura recounts her first weekend of semi-normality post vaccination.
- Are we notable enough ... Listen
S7 Ep18: Can Trump Run Without Social?, Why Disney+ is Moving Shows to Wednesdays, Americans on National Identity from 2021-05-11T17:50:40
Can Andrew finish this week's show preview before the music stops? Laura recounts her first weekend of semi-normality post vaccination.Are we notable enough to be listed in the notable alumni list...
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S7 Ep17: Andrew Returns To Normalcy, Biden's Dishonesty, The New All-Time Best Rated Movie from 2021-05-04T17:51:28
- Andrew sat in a dark room with a giant glowing screen for the first time in over a year!
- A vaccine confessional reminds us that some people need to consult with their doct... Listen
S7 Ep17: Andrew Returns To Normalcy, Biden's Dishonesty, The New All-Time Best Rated Movie from 2021-05-04T17:51:28
Andrew sat in a dark room with a giant glowing screen for the first time in over a year! A vaccine confessional reminds us that some people need to consult with their doctors before getting the CO...
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S7 Ep16: Surprising Recycling Facts, New Census Data Reveals U.S. Trends, 2021 Oscars Review from 2021-04-27T17:36:44
S7 Ep16: Surprising Recycling Facts, New Census Data Reveals U.S. Trends, 2021 Oscars Review from 2021-04-27T17:36:44
2020's US Census data has been published, and they specifically noted that Andrew of #Millennial is responsible for Illinois losing a House seat. How rude! With confirmation that Captain America 4...
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S7 Ep15: Andrew and Laura Get Shot #2, Villain Origin Story Fatigue, Police Misconduct from 2021-04-20T17:00:48
- Andrew and Laura are two for two on Moderna. Laura recommends taking advantage of Office Depot's Listen
S7 Ep15: Andrew and Laura Get Shot #2, Villain Origin Story Fatigue, Police Misconduct from 2021-04-20T17:00:48
Andrew and Laura are two for two on Moderna. Laura recommends taking advantage of Office Depot's free copy and lamination of your COVID-19 vaccine card. Dogecoin has been going insane, giving Andr...
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S7 Ep14: YouTube's 'Dislike' Debate, Andrew Needs an Internet Handle, Pro Tips For Sketchy Venmo Payments from 2021-04-13T17:58:44
According to the CDC, all the wiping down of surfaces we've been doing for the last year may not have had much of an impact on the pandemic. But when Laura reminds everyone that feces is everywhere...
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S7 Ep14: YouTube's 'Dislike' Debate, Andrew Needs an Internet Handle, Pro Tips For Sketchy Venmo Payments from 2021-04-13T17:58:44
- According to the CDC, all the wiping down of surfaces we've been doing for the last year may not have had much of an impact on the pandemic. But when Laura reminds everyone that feces ... Listen
S7 Ep13: Millennials Hit 40, 'Game of Thrones' spinoffs galore, Businesses Leaving Georgia: The Right Call? from 2021-04-06T17:42:32
- The oldest millennials are turning 40 this year, and we say BRING. IT. ON. BABY. (But maybe keep your shitty hot-take headlines to yourself.)
- The CDC says vaccinated indiv... Listen
S7 Ep13: Millennials Hit 40, 'Game of Thrones' spinoffs galore, Businesses Leaving Georgia: The Right Call? from 2021-04-06T17:42:32
The oldest millennials are turning 40 this year, and we say BRING. IT. ON. BABY. (But maybe keep your shitty hot-take headlines to yourself.) The CDC says vaccinated individuals can travel at 'low...
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S7 Ep12: Peeping Pam, A New Era For Streaming?, An AAPI Community Member's Lived Experience from 2021-03-30T17:34:05
Andrew has a bone to pick with SDCC over their decision to hold their convention over Thanksgiving weekend this year. Pam's neighbor drama made her an unwitting peeping Tom.Disney has announced th...
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S7 Ep12: Peeping Pam, A New Era For Streaming?, An AAPI Community Member's Lived Experience from 2021-03-30T17:34:05
- Andrew has a bone to pick with SDCC over their decision to hold their convention over Thanksgiving weekend this year.
- Pam's neighbor drama made her an unwitting peeping To... Listen
S7 Ep11: Our Vaccination Reviews, 'Falcon and the Winter Soldier' and 'Justice League' Reviewed, Instagram For Kids from 2021-03-23T17:45:45
- We kick this week's show off with some good news - our panel is beginning to get vaccinated! Laura provides her review of the first Moderna shot mere hours after receiving it.
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S7 Ep11: Our Vaccination Reviews, 'Falcon and the Winter Soldier' and 'Justice League' Reviewed, Instagram For Kids from 2021-03-23T17:45:45
We kick this week's show off with some good news - our panel is beginning to get vaccinated! Laura provides her review of the first Moderna shot mere hours after receiving it. Spring breakers are ...
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S7 Ep10: Laura's Vaccination Is Set, Biden Makes Bold Bets, Netflix Cracks Down on Password Sharing from 2021-03-16T18:07:02
- PSA / Rage from Andrew: No one wants to hear your music out in public, especially in peaceful settings.
- A couple of members of our panel have successfully signed ... Listen
S7 Ep10: Laura's Vaccination Is Set, Biden Makes Bold Bets, Netflix Cracks Down on Password Sharing from 2021-03-16T18:07:02
PSA / Rage from Andrew: No one wants to hear your music out in public, especially in peaceful settings. A couple of members of our panel have successfully signed up for vaccine appointments! Check...
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S7 Ep9: AAPI Hate Crimes, WandaVision Reactions, Internet Accessibility Across America from 2021-03-09T19:09:51
S7 Ep9: AAPI Hate Crimes, WandaVision Reactions, Internet Accessibility Across America from 2021-03-09T19:09:51
We recorded this latest installment on International Women's Day, and we kick off the show with a reminder of the importance of intersectional feminism. #Millennial has new artwork, courtesy of...
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S7 Ep8: Tipping Culture, Do We Like The New Vaccine?, Voter Suppression, Pandering At The Golden Globes from 2021-03-02T20:24:05
- Is tipping culture out of control? How do we handle situ... Listen
S7 Ep8: Tipping Culture, Do We Like The New Vaccine?, Voter Suppression, Pandering At The Golden Globes from 2021-03-02T20:24:05
This week we discovered each of us has a catch-phrase?! Listen to find out what they are! Is tipping culture out of control? How do we handle situations where it's unclear whether tipping is ap...
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S7 Ep7: Most Annoying Phrases, Fled Cruz and Winter Storm Uri, Clubhouse from 2021-02-23T19:04:14
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S7 Ep7: Most Annoying Phrases, Fled Cruz and Winter Storm Uri, Clubhouse from 2021-02-23T19:04:14
What's a phrase people say all the time that you hate? We "did a thing" and got feedback LIVE on air! And friend of the show Shane brings some Los Angeles sunshine to the panel this week! It's ...
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S7 Ep6: Bye Bye Tight Jeans, Bucket List Items, Gina and Joss Cancelled from 2021-02-16T18:18:25
- The gang reacts to the fashion trends Gen Z says make us "old." ?<... Listen
S7 Ep6: Bye Bye Tight Jeans, Bucket List Items, Gina and Joss Cancelled from 2021-02-16T18:18:25
A polar vortex has struck the southern United States and skinny jeans are out. The gang reacts to the fashion trends Gen Z says make us "old." 😂Pam is thankful to all the fast food joints for ...
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S7 Ep5: Super Bowl Reactions, Cutting the Vaccine Line, Olivia Wilde's 'No Assholes' Policy from 2021-02-09T18:37:31
- Laura prepar... Listen
S7 Ep5: Super Bowl Reactions, Cutting the Vaccine Line, Olivia Wilde's 'No Assholes' Policy from 2021-02-09T18:37:31
Did we all watch the Super Bowl? You know we didn't. But did we have some thirsty moments with those commercials? You know we did. 👀Laura prepares to ask Elon Musk if she can pay for a trip to Ma...
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S7 Ep4: Student Loan Forgiveness A Bad Thing?, How Our Relationship to Politics Has Changed, Netflix's Bad Recs from 2021-02-02T18:37:31
- Kicking off Black History Month right, Sta... Listen
S7 Ep4: Student Loan Forgiveness A Bad Thing?, How Our Relationship to Politics Has Changed, Netflix's Bad Recs from 2021-02-02T18:37:31
We're back-to-back with Micah appearances on #Millennial - he had more to say, so we're here to listen! Kicking off Black History Month right, Stacey Abrams has been nominated for a Nobel Peace...
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S7 Ep3: Biden's First Week, Laura Fights A Gas Station, GOT and HP Spinoffs Cometh from 2021-01-26T18:33:15
- Welcome back, Micah! Last time you were on, the pandemic was bad. This time... it's still really bad.
- Biden week 1 scandals: wears a rolex, has a Peloton, didn't wear a ma... Listen
S7 Ep3: Biden's First Week, Laura Fights A Gas Station, GOT and HP Spinoffs Cometh from 2021-01-26T18:33:15
Welcome back, Micah! Last time you were on, the pandemic was bad. This time... it's still really bad. Biden week 1 scandals: wears a rolex, has a Peloton, didn't wear a mask at a family-only event...
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S7 Ep2: Andrew's Bumble Scandal, WandaVision Reactions, WTF Trump News from 2021-01-19T17:53:49
- The Bumble scandal: Andrew believes his photo was stolen to make an imposter account. (L... Listen
S7 Ep2: Andrew's Bumble Scandal, WandaVision Reactions, WTF Trump News from 2021-01-19T17:53:49
The second week of 2021 wasn't... as bad? Maybe? The Bumble scandal: Andrew believes his photo was stolen to make an imposter account. (Little does he know...)CELEBRATE: your federal student lo...
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S7 Ep1: Free Speech, Burned Bridges, Misguided Star Wars Execs from 2021-01-12T18:24:41
- Over the last couple of weeks, 2020 was put behind us, the int... Listen
S7 Ep1: Free Speech, Burned Bridges, Misguided Star Wars Execs from 2021-01-12T18:24:41
We're back! 2021 is already a wash, so we'll see you next year. Kidding... kind of. Over the last couple of weeks, 2020 was put behind us, the internet fell in love with Bridgerton, Trump succe...
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S6 Ep47: Goodbye 2020, Cameo Gift Exchange, A Measly Stimulus from 2020-12-22T18:15:31
- Andrew reminds us... Listen
S6 Ep47: Goodbye 2020, Cameo Gift Exchange, A Measly Stimulus from 2020-12-22T18:15:31
It's the season 6 finale of #Millennial, and you know what that means! Secret Santa, a year in review, and a look ahead to 2021. Andrew reminds us that each year has been worse than the one tha...
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S6 Ep46: The Biggest (And Weirdest) Searches of 2020, Reboot Mania, Marvel's TV Announcements from 2020-12-15T18:37:18
S6 Ep46: The Biggest (And Weirdest) Searches of 2020, Reboot Mania, Marvel's TV Announcements from 2020-12-15T18:37:18
After six agonizing weeks, the election is finally over. We don't expect Orange Julius to admit it though, so let's gather 'round for some catharsis as we near the end of this dumpster fire of a ye...
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S6 Ep45: #6x45: Spotify Wrapped, Where We Are In Line For the Vaccine, Work / Life Balance from 2020-12-08T18:43:10
- Andrew makes his case for why sharing a Spotify account... Listen
S6 Ep45: #6x45: Spotify Wrapped, Where We Are In Line For the Vaccine, Work / Life Balance from 2020-12-08T18:43:10
We're back and over the turkey hangover, and boy, has a lot happened while we've been off! Andrew makes his case for why sharing a Spotify account is a bad idea.For once, they can't blame mille...
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S6 Ep44: Thanksgiving Plans, Trump Kinda Concedes, Movie Release Changes from 2020-11-24T18:16:21
Just in time for Thanksgiving: Twitter launches FLEETS, Rudy Giuliani melts on live television, and Barack Obama's A Promised Land drops. Taboo word of the week is back! This week's taboo word:...
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S6 Ep44: Thanksgiving Plans, Trump Kinda Concedes, Movie Release Changes from 2020-11-24T18:16:21
S6 Ep43: Gift Giving During COVID, Joementum 2021, Being Cordial with Trumpublicans from 2020-11-17T18:36:15
As we slowly transition away from needing to worry about what the President is tweeting every day, we've got a mixed bag of stories for you this week! Our "Greetings from 2020" shirts have begu...
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S6 Ep43: Gift Giving During COVID, Joementum 2021, Being Cordial with Trumpublicans from 2020-11-17T18:36:15
S6 Ep42: Joe Biden and Kamala Harris Win from 2020-11-10T18:40:01
CEEEEELEBRATE GOOD TIMES... COME ON! It's been a long four years and a long election week, but we are finally here! Join us for our post-election analysis and rejoicing! It started with a red m...
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S6 Ep42: Joe Biden and Kamala Harris Win from 2020-11-10T18:40:01
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S6 Ep41: Surviving Election Night, Superfluous Travel During COVID, Netflix Prices Rising from 2020-11-03T18:23:41
The big day is here. Election Day 2020 has commenced - whether you've already voted or are in line to vote, we're glad you're here. If you have any questions or concerns today, please call the Vote...
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S6 Ep41: Surviving Election Night, Superfluous Travel During COVID, Netflix Prices Rising from 2020-11-03T18:23:41
S6 Ep40: Live Tarot Reading, Final Election Thoughts, Chris Pratt Drama from 2020-10-27T17:52:07
It's our last episode before the election! We know this campaign has been exhausting, so we've got some lighter content to look forward to, along with our final thoughts about the importance of bei...
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S6 Ep40: Live Tarot Reading, Final Election Thoughts, Chris Pratt Drama from 2020-10-27T17:52:07
S6 Ep39: Bitchy Yelp Reviews, The Hum Game, Teaching During COVID-19 from 2020-10-20T17:52:23
As of this episode, we have all officially voted! Do you want us to be able to change out Trump's screaming face for sunglasses Joe? Get out and vote and make it happen! Laura became THAT paran...
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S6 Ep39: Bitchy Yelp Reviews, The Hum Game, Teaching During COVID-19 from 2020-10-20T17:52:23
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S6 Ep38: Our Voting Begins, The Best of the Pandemic, The Karens of Yelp from 2020-10-13T17:28:56
Happy "Fuck Christopher Columbus" Day everyone! We're kicking off the show with a focus on how we're voting, and the reveal that one of our panel has already voted! Can you guess who? Thankfull...
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S6 Ep38: Our Voting Begins, The Best of the Pandemic, The Karens of Yelp from 2020-10-13T17:28:56
S6 Ep37: POTUS Gets Infected, Texting For Biden, Hollywood's COVID Projects from 2020-10-06T17:44:36
The powers of science and karma combined last week to make Andrew think (maybe) there is a God. The toddler in chief has the 'rona, and we're here for some real talk on what this means for the coun...
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S6 Ep37: POTUS Gets Infected, Texting For Biden, Hollywood's COVID Projects from 2020-10-06T17:44:36
S6 Ep36: Reacting To The 2020 Presidential Debate from 2020-09-30T18:10:59
What the hell am I watching right now? This episode is dedicated to reacting to the first Presidential debate of the season, immediately after it ended. As Trump spent 99% of his (and everyone ...
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S6 Ep36: Reacting To The 2020 Presidential Debate from 2020-09-30T18:10:59
What the hell am I watching right now? This episode is dedicated to reacting to the first Presidential debate of the season, immediately after it ended.
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S6 Ep35: Virtual Emmys, 6 Feet Isn't Enough, Facebook Paying Users To Leave from 2020-09-22T17:38:38
In the wake of RBG's passing, we're encouraging you to check your voter registration status and make a plan to vote. May her memory be a blessing. Check out our latest Breaking News installment to ...
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S6 Ep35: Virtual Emmys, 6 Feet Isn't Enough, Facebook Paying Users To Leave from 2020-09-22T17:38:38
S6 Ep34: America's Dick, Teeth Grinding Surges, The Oscars' New Diversity Guidelines from 2020-09-15T17:22:24
"So, you accidentally leaked your nudes online." Even Captain America goofs up on the internet sometimes, so don't feel bad about the last drunk text you sent your ex. Welcome back, Micah!Along...
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S6 Ep34: America's Dick, Teeth Grinding Surges, The Oscars' New Diversity Guidelines from 2020-09-15T17:22:24
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S6 Ep33: Complicated Coffee, Early COVID Reactions Revisited, OnlyFans Drama from 2020-09-08T19:03:12
This week, Pam brings her shades to the show, and Andrew brings his too in solidarity. We'll also be holding our Black Panther watch party in celebration of Chadwick Boseman's life this weekend, op...
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S6 Ep33: Complicated Coffee, Early COVID Reactions Revisited, OnlyFans Drama from 2020-09-08T19:03:12
S6 Ep32: Chadwick Boseman, Fan Petitioning, Juggling Parenting and Work At Home Life from 2020-09-01T18:25:42
At the top of the show, we spend some time on Chadwick Boseman's legacy and the crushing blow that is the loss of a brilliant mind, creator, and humanitarian too soon. We'll be inviting listeners t...
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S6 Ep32: Chadwick Boseman, Fan Petitioning, Juggling Parenting and Work At Home Life from 2020-09-01T18:25:42
S6 Ep31: (With Too Much Alcohol): Dating Dealbreakers, DNC Review, RNC Preview, #FreeBritney from 2020-08-25T17:35:58
Buckle up everyone - we play Taboo Word of the Week again, and this time we slip up... a lot. 💀Pew Research has the latest data on dealbreakers and deal closers in potential relationships. Surpris...
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S6 Ep31: (With Too Much Alcohol): Dating Dealbreakers, DNC Review, RNC Preview, #FreeBritney from 2020-08-25T17:35:58
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S6 Ep30: Prank Calling Birthday Boy, Protesting the Postmaster, Controversial 'Black-ish' Finally Released from 2020-08-18T17:48:17
Kamala Harris was announced as Joe Biden's running mate last week. Listen to our thoughts on the selection in our most recent edition of Breaking News! It's a very special podcast host's birthday,...
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S6 Ep30: Prank Calling Birthday Boy, Protesting the Postmaster, Controversial 'Black-ish' Finally Released from 2020-08-18T17:48:17
- Kamala Harris was announced as Joe Biden's running mate last week. Listen to our thoughts on the selection in our most recent edition of Breaking News!
- It's a very special... Listen
S6 Ep29: Ellen and Other Mean Celebrities, Sweatpants Skyrocket, Mulan's Surprisingly High Price Tag from 2020-08-11T17:45:20
S6 Ep29: Ellen and Other Mean Celebrities, Sweatpants Skyrocket, Mulan's Surprisingly High Price Tag from 2020-08-11T17:45:20
We made a #Millennial Summer Rewind Mix of our favorite summer tunes. Check it out here! As Ellen DeGeneres and her show's producers face fire for multiple accusations of physical and emotional ab...
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S6 Ep28: Why TikTok Will Stay Open, Jobs We Took Out of Desperation, 2020 Song of the Summer from 2020-08-04T17:55:28
- What fate met TikTok while we were off, and... Listen
S6 Ep28: Why TikTok Will Stay Open, Jobs We Took Out of Desperation, 2020 Song of the Summer from 2020-08-04T17:55:28
Andrew is safe and sound in Vegas (despite a near-death experience in St. Louis), and we're back baby! What fate met TikTok while we were off, and why are people speculating about Taylor Swift'...
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S6 Ep27: Chicago Quiz, Dream Cities We'd Live In, Preparing Pets For The Future from 2020-07-21T17:21:45
- Pam celebrated a socially distant birthday, and Andrew bids adieu ... Listen
S6 Ep27: Chicago Quiz, Dream Cities We'd Live In, Preparing Pets For The Future from 2020-07-21T17:21:45
This week's episode runs the gamut on topics, so let's dive right in, shall we? Pam celebrated a socially distant birthday, and Andrew bids adieu to Chicago.We pay tribute to two civil rights i...
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S6 Ep26: Will The Stimulus Be Extended?, TikTok Privacy Concerns, Rating Local Karens from 2020-07-15T16:35:36
- Between Pam losing power, RBG being in... Listen
S6 Ep26: Will The Stimulus Be Extended?, TikTok Privacy Concerns, Rating Local Karens from 2020-07-15T16:35:36
Corona, and Karens, and TikTok, oh my! It's a mixed bag on this week's episode, but the same old real talk. Between Pam losing power, RBG being in the hospital (again), and another tragedy for ...
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S6 Ep25: Andrew Moving, Universities Plot Re-Opening, TV Shows Pull Controversial Episodes from 2020-07-07T16:24:48
S6 Ep25: Andrew Moving, Universities Plot Re-Opening, TV Shows Pull Controversial Episodes from 2020-07-07T16:24:48
The holiday weekend brought excitement to our lives with Hamilton on Disney+, but Andrew's got an even bigger life event hitting the airwaves this week! Apparently quarantine makes every day fe...
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S6 Ep24: King v Rowling, Meteorology in the Age of Climate Change, Misinformation Crackdowns from 2020-06-30T16:29:54
S6 Ep24: King v Rowling, Meteorology in the Age of Climate Change, Misinformation Crackdowns from 2020-06-30T16:29:54
JK Rowling is at it again, and this is just getting embarrassing. 🤦♀️Meanwhile, Jenna Marbles is seemingly self-aware and has decided to remove herself from Youtube. We really don't like this tim...
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S6 Ep23: Allyship and Call-Out Culture, 'Love, Victor,' Statewide Face Mask Requirements from 2020-06-23T17:50:06
S6 Ep23: Allyship and Call-Out Culture, 'Love, Victor,' Statewide Face Mask Requirements from 2020-06-23T17:50:06
Pam and Marc are back this week, and it's a good thing, because we have a lot of ground to cover. Welcome to the mid-season finale of 2020, where news ranges from Disney bleeping Hamilton to Trumps...
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S6 Ep22: Gen Z'ers Roast Millennials, Forever Changed By Quarantine, Work Crushes from 2020-06-17T19:22:30
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S6 Ep22: Gen Z'ers Roast Millennials, Forever Changed By Quarantine, Work Crushes from 2020-06-17T19:22:30
The Tik Tok Gods and Goddesses have decided it’s time to roast millennials. Let’s see how many generational stereotypes we can fulfill this episode! We welcome Marc back to the show, and he plu...
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S6 Ep21: Why JKR's Tweets Were Transphobic and Dangerous, Feel-Good Protests, Dating During COVID from 2020-06-10T17:27:31
S6 Ep21: Why JKR's Tweets Were Transphobic and Dangerous, Feel-Good Protests, Dating During COVID from 2020-06-10T17:27:31
Dr. Sarah Steelman, Ph.D. is a licensed marriage and family therapist, who specializes in LGBTQ+ affirmative practices. She joins us at the top of the show to discuss J.K. Rowling's latest tweets a...
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S6 Ep20: How to Fight White Supremacy, Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, Chromatica from 2020-06-03T13:21:31
S6 Ep20: How to Fight White Supremacy, Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, Chromatica from 2020-06-03T13:21:31
We thought the world had already hit rock bottom when we took a week off. We're back to give our take on the current state of affairs related to protests around the country demanding justice for Ge...
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S6 Ep19: Percy Jackson and Hamilton head to Disney+, President Hydro, Quarantine Bingo from 2020-05-20T17:22
- In their latest move toward world domination, Disney+ will be bringing us a ... Listen
S6 Ep19: Percy Jackson and Hamilton head to Disney+, President Hydro, Quarantine Bingo from 2020-05-20T17:22
This week's episode is dedicated to Charlie the cat - #ForCharlie! ❤️ In their latest move toward world domination, Disney+ will be bringing us a Percy Jackson TV series and... *drumroll*🎶Alex...
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S6 Ep18: Michelle Obama's 'Becoming' Doc, Adele Weight Loss Reaction, Do You Know The Hosts? from 2020-05-12T17:43:27
- Andrew's 80-year-old grandmothe... Listen
S6 Ep18: Michelle Obama's 'Becoming' Doc, Adele Weight Loss Reaction, Do You Know The Hosts? from 2020-05-12T17:43:27
In the time of COVID-19, life keeps happening. #Millennial is here to make sure you've got our take on the latest! Andrew's 80-year-old grandmother is getting her first smartphone, Michelle Oba...
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S6 Ep17: Shocking COVID-19 Projections, Movie Theaters Revolt, Having To Break Quarantine from 2020-05-05T18:55:09
- At the top of the sho... Listen
S6 Ep17: Shocking COVID-19 Projections, Movie Theaters Revolt, Having To Break Quarantine from 2020-05-05T18:55:09
On this week's #Millennial, Micah is back, Nicholas Cage is "back," and a new Twilight book is coming out. What year is it?! At the top of the show, we address the latest in Tara Reade's sexual...
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S6 Ep16: Crank Calling The Governor, The Stupidest Things Presidents Ever Said, Weird Dreams During COVID-19 from 2020-04-29T17:37:28
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S6 Ep16: Crank Calling The Governor, The Stupidest Things Presidents Ever Said, Weird Dreams During COVID-19 from 2020-04-29T17:37:28
This week's episode really shows our age, but we're here with our thrown-out backs and quarantine drama to cover the latest, so buckle up! Andrew threw out his back last week and was a total em...
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S6 Ep15: When We'll Go Outside Again, Celebrities Entertaining Fans, IRS Stimulus Delays from 2020-04-21T16:57:13
S6 Ep15: When We'll Go Outside Again, Celebrities Entertaining Fans, IRS Stimulus Delays from 2020-04-21T16:57:13
We're back on 4/20 to ask the question... is there a light appearing at the end of this coronatunnel? Yes, but let's not rush it, Republican Governors. A Confessional writer takes some heat fro...
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S6 Ep14: Never Shaking Hands Again, Mail-In Voting Drama, Quibi Review from 2020-04-14T15:41:46
S6 Ep14: Never Shaking Hands Again, Mail-In Voting Drama, Quibi Review from 2020-04-14T15:41:46
#Millennial is back, and we're playing "Guess Who's Drinking?" on this week's episode. Take a listen and decide who YOU think is hitting the sauce, and email us with your guess. Seriously thoug...
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S6 Ep13: Unpopular Opinion Challenge, Vinyl Rising in Popularity, New Unemployment Benefits from 2020-04-07T16:01:44
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S6 Ep13: Unpopular Opinion Challenge, Vinyl Rising in Popularity, New Unemployment Benefits from 2020-04-07T16:01:44
Laura's stupid Governor just realized how virus transmission works. Better late than never? We're back, and taking no prisoners when it comes to stupid people. We're making the most out of our ...
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S6 Ep12: New Ways To Entertain Yourself, Working Out From Home from 2020-03-31T16:15:34
S6 Ep12: New Ways To Entertain Yourself, Working Out From Home from 2020-03-31T16:15:34
Come one, come all, it's time for another edition of #Millennial! Where the adulting is pretend and the talk is real. Have you filled out the census yet? Don't forget to be counted! We'll be ho...
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S6 Ep11: Apps For Feeling Better, Politicians on Reality Shows, Keeping Distance from 2020-03-24T15:48:51
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S6 Ep11: Apps For Feeling Better, Politicians on Reality Shows, Keeping Distance from 2020-03-24T15:48:51
Well, there's no getting around it: the world is still cray. But we're here to talk about how we can get through it together, and try to find the positives along the way. In the last week: Laur...
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S6 Ep10: 'Rona Life, How To Work From Home, Easy Homebuying Tips from 2020-03-17T17:43:02
- As we navigate this crisis together, #Millennial recommends making don... Listen
S6 Ep10: 'Rona Life, How To Work From Home, Easy Homebuying Tips from 2020-03-17T17:43:02
Cooped up inside with nothing to do? So are we. We're all in this together! As we navigate this crisis together, #Millennial recommends making donations (if you can!) to the Center for Disaster...
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S6 Ep9: Drunk Shopping, 2020 Census Preview, Twitter's Fleets from 2020-03-10T17:51:33
- As COVID-19 (coronavi... Listen
S6 Ep9: Drunk Shopping, 2020 Census Preview, Twitter's Fleets from 2020-03-10T17:51:33
#Millennial is here to remind you to wash 👏🏼your 👏🏾damn 👏🏻hands 👏🏿, but also to tell you about our drunk shopping habits. As COVID-19 (coronavirus) spreads, the stock market plummets an...
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S6 Ep8: How To Avoid Germs, Super Tuesday, Disney's Lizzie McGuire Drama from 2020-03-03T16:56:14
- If Laura's student lo... Listen
S6 Ep8: How To Avoid Germs, Super Tuesday, Disney's Lizzie McGuire Drama from 2020-03-03T16:56:14
"And then there were... 5." #Millennial is here to tell you everything you need to know to cut through this week's bullshit. If Laura's student loan repayments aren't re-certified, do they even...
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S6 Ep7: Bernie Breakaway, Wild TikTok Videos, Service Animal Scam from 2020-02-25T19:28:38
- Feel the Bern: a decisive Nevada (Ne... Listen
S6 Ep7: Bernie Breakaway, Wild TikTok Videos, Service Animal Scam from 2020-02-25T19:28:38
Oh my #Millennial, there's so much to talk about this week! Crack open a cold one, light one up, and join us! Feel the Bern: a decisive Nevada (Nev-AAAH-duh) win propels Bernie Sanders to the h...
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S6 Ep6: Influencer Paydays, Justice Department Chaos, Birds of Prey from 2020-02-18T21:29:35
- Laura met with a personal trainer and is still so... Listen
S6 Ep6: Influencer Paydays, Justice Department Chaos, Birds of Prey from 2020-02-18T21:29:35
Your favorite friends are back, and unlike Mike Bloomberg, we're not here to buy your attention! Laura met with a personal trainer and is still sore, and Andrew and #Millennial Social Media Man...
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S6 Ep5: LA Romance, Oscars Review, Too Many Emoji, Cameo from 2020-02-11T20:16:05
- What happened while we were on break? Caucuses, acquittals, and viruses, oh my!
- While ... Listen
S6 Ep5: LA Romance, Oscars Review, Too Many Emoji, Cameo from 2020-02-11T20:16:05
Got primary season hangover already? Don't worry, we've got you, fam. What happened while we were on break? Caucuses, acquittals, and viruses, oh my!While we've been off, Andrew has had a brief lo...
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S6 Ep5: Variety Show: Endorsing a Candidate for President from 2020-02-03T22:00
S6 Ep5: Variety Show: Endorsing a Candidate for President from 2020-02-03T22:00
Andrew, Laura, and Pam take a test to determine which candidate we're REALLY for, based on where we stand on the various issues. By the end we come to a decision on who is getting our endorsement! ...
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S6 Ep4: Iowa Caucus Bets, Hunger Games Prequel's Big Reveal, Breaking Sad from 2020-01-29T00:32:39
- Basketball legend Kobe... Listen
S6 Ep4: Iowa Caucus Bets, Hunger Games Prequel's Big Reveal, Breaking Sad from 2020-01-29T00:32:39
Andrew's on a Breaking Bad tour across the Southwestern US, and #Millennial is here to stop him from adopting a meth habit! Basketball legend Kobe Bryant, his daughter, and several others were ...
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S6 Ep3: Side Hustle Success Tips, Micah Chairs, Wearing Dirty Clothes from 2020-01-21T18:15:54
- Micah j... Listen
S6 Ep3: Side Hustle Success Tips, Micah Chairs, Wearing Dirty Clothes from 2020-01-21T18:15:54
It's about to be a long week with the Senate's impeachment trial, but #Millennial is here to give you a reprieve from politics-heavy news! Micah joins us after a long hiatus (3 years, nbd) from...
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S6 Ep2: Sustainability Challenge, Best Ways to Cope With 2020, Royal Drama from 2020-01-14T18:41:32
- Think you’re using saf... Listen
S6 Ep2: Sustainability Challenge, Best Ways to Cope With 2020, Royal Drama from 2020-01-14T18:41:32
2020 already feeling 20 years long? #Millennial is back this week with some advice about staying vigilant and staying sane. Think you’re using safe passwords? Use Google’s Password Checkup to s...
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S6 Ep1: New Year New Us, If War Is Imminent, Golden Globes, Rise of Skywalker from 2020-01-07T18:24:05
- Is that a new theme song we hear? And a new tagline? We've been h... Listen
S6 Ep1: New Year New Us, If War Is Imminent, Golden Globes, Rise of Skywalker from 2020-01-07T18:24:05
Welcome back to #Millennial, where the adulting is pretend and the talk is real! Is that a new theme song we hear? And a new tagline? We've been hard at work putting together some fun changes f...
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Welcome to #Millennial Podcast! from 2020-01-01T22:18
The hosts of #Millennial introduce the show. New episodes are released every Tuesday. Subscribe today for free! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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S5 Ep47: Best Mistakes and Shows of the Decade, Word of the Year, Pop Culture Preview from 2019-12-17T18:57:08
- A couple of important reminders: The Affordable Care Act ... Listen
S5 Ep47: Best Mistakes and Shows of the Decade, Word of the Year, Pop Culture Preview from 2019-12-17T18:57:08
It's the #Millennial Season 5 FINALE holiday special! Grab a drink and get cozy with us. A couple of important reminders: The Affordable Care Act (ACA) deadline has been extended to December 18...
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S5 Ep46: A Date Gone Wrong, Copy Cat Podcast, Best Moments and Music of the 2010's from 2019-12-10T18:35:24
- Pam went on a date over Thanksgivin... Listen
S5 Ep46: A Date Gone Wrong, Copy Cat Podcast, Best Moments and Music of the 2010's from 2019-12-10T18:35:24
The latest #Millennial is hot off the editor and ready to relax your ears after Thanksgiving with your family! Pam went on a date over Thanksgiving break... and almost choked on her drink at on...
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S5 Ep45: The Apps That've Changed Our Lives, A Secret Podcast, Recognizing Yourself from 2019-11-26T18:05:32
- What are we thankful for this year? Marie Yovanovich and Fiona Hill.
- SCOTUS declines to review the famous case of Adnan Syed, which is credited with legitimizing podcastin... Listen
S5 Ep45: The Apps That've Changed Our Lives, A Secret Podcast, Recognizing Yourself from 2019-11-26T18:05:32
What are we thankful for this year? Marie Yovanovich and Fiona Hill. SCOTUS declines to review the famous case of Adnan Syed, which is credited with legitimizing podcasting as a medium.Laura "let ...
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S5 Ep44: End of the Decade Bragging, Trump's Weird Hospital Visit, Taylor Swift Drama from 2019-11-19T17:56:13
- That chill in the air isn't just the latest impeachment proceedings - it's getting cold af out here!
- We welcome BAE supporter Ryan to the show! He shares his love of Mayor... Listen
S5 Ep44: End of the Decade Bragging, Trump's Weird Hospital Visit, Taylor Swift Drama from 2019-11-19T17:56:13
That chill in the air isn't just the latest impeachment proceedings - it's getting cold af out here! We welcome BAE supporter Ryan to the show! He shares his love of Mayor Pete and has a uniquely ...
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S5 Ep43: Disney+ Released, Coming Clean to Husband, Consequences of Health Habits from 2019-11-12T18:17:17
- Happy Disney+ launch day! We're so overwhelmed.
- Instagram to start removing like counts in the US this week. Now that we can't #liveforthelike, what does life mean anymore... Listen
S5 Ep43: Disney+ Released, Coming Clean to Husband, Consequences of Health Habits from 2019-11-12T18:17:17
Happy Disney+ launch day! We're so overwhelmed. Instagram to start removing like counts in the US this week. Now that we can't #liveforthelike, what does life mean anymore?Please take our 2020 lis...
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S5 Ep42: One Year 'Til 2020, Millennial Sleeping Habits, Speeding Up Netflix from 2019-11-05T17:52:30
- We’re a year out from the 2020 election, and we’re already exhausted. #sendhelp
- The panel makes predictions about the Democratic ticket tin 2020 - do we really think Biden... Listen
S5 Ep42: One Year 'Til 2020, Millennial Sleeping Habits, Speeding Up Netflix from 2019-11-05T17:52:30
We’re a year out from the 2020 election, and we’re already exhausted. #sendhelp The panel makes predictions about the Democratic ticket tin 2020 - do we really think Biden will hold this lead?We h...
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S5 Ep41: Spooky Story Palooza, Uber Tipping, Katie Hill from 2019-10-29T17:20:54
- We get through the news quickly this week, and move onto #Millennial's Scary Stories PaloOoOoOoOoza to celebrate all things Halloween.
- Pam is ok, but has had to evacuate d... Listen
S5 Ep41: Spooky Story Palooza, Uber Tipping, Katie Hill from 2019-10-29T17:20:54
We get through the news quickly this week, and move onto #Millennial's Scary Stories PaloOoOoOoOoza to celebrate all things Halloween.Pam is ok, but has had to evacuate due to the fires in Northern...
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S5 Ep40: Pierre Delecto, A Therapist's Secrets, Our Own Confessions from 2019-10-22T17:27:17
- This week, we welcome BAE supporter and licensed therapist Morgan to the show! We hope she can fix us. (This episode does not serve as a therapy replacement, and we highly encourage
S5 Ep40: Pierre Delecto, A Therapist's Secrets, Our Own Confessions from 2019-10-22T17:27:17
This week, we welcome BAE supporter and licensed therapist Morgan to the show! We hope she can fix us. (This episode does not serve as a therapy replacement, and we highly encourage seeking out a t...
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S5 Ep39: Pam Goes Dark, Instagram Removes Stalking Feed, Confessional Palooza from 2019-10-15T18:03:26
- Pam has a bone to pick with PG&E over its planned blackouts that left hundreds of thousands without power for days.
- Instagram's removed the Following tab, and now the ... Listen
S5 Ep39: Pam Goes Dark, Instagram Removes Stalking Feed, Confessional Palooza from 2019-10-15T18:03:26
Pam has a bone to pick with PG&E over its planned blackouts that left hundreds of thousands without power for days. Instagram's removed the Following tab, and now the #Millennial hosts can like di...
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S5 Ep38: Forgetting Memories, Disney's Past, Social Media Privacy from 2019-10-08T17:38:09
- We’re so glad to see... Listen
S5 Ep38: Forgetting Memories, Disney's Past, Social Media Privacy from 2019-10-08T17:38:09
None of us got shot at our viewings of “Joker” this weekend, so your regular #Millennial experience can resume uninterrupted! We’re so glad to see the public has evolved from thinking Hillary C...
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S5 Ep37: Where To Get Laid, Spider-Man Returns, Latest Impeachment Developments from 2019-10-01T19:04:48
- For our first post impeachment inquiry announcement episode, you can expect an even balance of politics, entertainment, and juicy confessionals. (Hallelujah!)
- Andrew visit... Listen
S5 Ep37: Where To Get Laid, Spider-Man Returns, Latest Impeachment Developments from 2019-10-01T19:04:48
For our first post impeachment inquiry announcement episode, you can expect an even balance of politics, entertainment, and juicy confessionals. (Hallelujah!) Andrew visited the home of the US’s 1...
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S5 Ep36: Shane Gillis, Trump's Ukraine Call, Living in a Car Update from 2019-09-24T16:18:03
- The Emmys may have seen a ratings dive, but #Millennial has the “most. viewers. period.”
- We’re all feeling our inner Greta Thunberg after her stunning statements at the UN... Listen
S5 Ep36: Shane Gillis, Trump's Ukraine Call, Living in a Car Update from 2019-09-24T16:18:03
The Emmys may have seen a ratings dive, but #Millennial has the “most. viewers. period.” We’re all feeling our inner Greta Thunberg after her stunning statements at the UN Climate Summit: https://...
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S5 Ep35: Movie Trailer Onslaught, Felicity Huffman Sentencing, Volfefe Index from 2019-09-17T16:46:26
- Our favorite Democrats list is being whittled down based o... Listen
S5 Ep35: Movie Trailer Onslaught, Felicity Huffman Sentencing, Volfefe Index from 2019-09-17T16:46:26
If you’re mourning the loss of your vape like Laura, come get high on some #Millennial! Our favorite Democrats list is being whittled down based on who is least annoying in these debates.The ne...
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S5 Ep34: Pay Parity, Vaping Dangers, Carbon Footprints from 2019-09-10T17:28:16
- We welcome BAE supporter, environmen... Listen
S5 Ep34: Pay Parity, Vaping Dangers, Carbon Footprints from 2019-09-10T17:28:16
National Security Advisor John Bolton may be out of a job as of today, but #Millennial is still going strong! We welcome BAE supporter, environmental engineer, and Texan Jonathan to the show to...
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S5 Ep33: Song of the Summer, Apple Launching Tile Competitor, 'Joker' Gets Rave Reviews, Dragon Con Reactions from 2019-09-03T18:43:15
- What were the song and movie of... Listen
S5 Ep33: Song of the Summer, Apple Launching Tile Competitor, 'Joker' Gets Rave Reviews, Dragon Con Reactions from 2019-09-03T18:43:15
Bummed about the unofficial end of summer? #Millennial is here to mourn those dog days and welcome autumnal bliss. What were the song and movie of the summer? (Please no one say Old Town Road.)...
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S5 Ep32: What Trump's Hiding, Spidey Leaves the MCU, Disney+ Sets Weekly Episodes from 2019-08-27T16:45:07
- “I took out all of these student loans thinking I’d land a career in my field to pay them back. Welcome to #Millennial!”
- Pam had to wait for it, but she didn’t throw away ... Listen
S5 Ep32: What Trump's Hiding, Spidey Leaves the MCU, Disney+ Sets Weekly Episodes from 2019-08-27T16:45:07
“I took out all of these student loans thinking I’d land a career in my field to pay them back. Welcome to #Millennial!” Pam had to wait for it, but she didn’t throw away her shot to finally see H...
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S5 Ep31: Streaming Price Hikes, Student Debt Stats (Why Weren't We Warned?), WTF News from 2019-08-20T19:19:01
- Wilting in the August heat? Proceed to your nearest air conditioned space and chill with a new episode of #Millennial!
- The show kicks off with a round of Laura’s rage of ... Listen
S5 Ep31: Streaming Price Hikes, Student Debt Stats (Why Weren't We Warned?), WTF News from 2019-08-20T19:19:01
Wilting in the August heat? Proceed to your nearest air conditioned space and chill with a new episode of #Millennial! The show kicks off with a round of Laura’s rage of the week, beverage invent...
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S5 Ep30: Recommendation Palooza from 2019-08-13T13:52
- This week, we grow tired of all the bullshit in the news and do something different: a Recommendation Palooza!
- Spotify playlists are hit-and-miss, and we’re pretty sure if... Listen
S5 Ep30: Recommendation Palooza from 2019-08-13T13:52
This week, we grow tired of all the bullshit in the news and do something different: a Recommendation Palooza! Spotify playlists are hit-and-miss, and we’re pretty sure if white people knew what “...
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S5 Ep29: Impeachment Debate, GOP Moves to Ban Addictive Apps, YouTuber Revenue Strategies from 2019-08-06T17:32:59
- #Millennial is here, and unlike Moscow Mitch, we have more to offer than #thoughtsandprayers.
- A majority of House Democrats have decided that 10 counts of obstruction of j... Listen
S5 Ep29: Impeachment Debate, GOP Moves to Ban Addictive Apps, YouTuber Revenue Strategies from 2019-08-06T17:32:59
#Millennial is here, and unlike Moscow Mitch, we have more to offer than #thoughtsandprayers. A majority of House Democrats have decided that 10 counts of obstruction of justice, attempted collusi...
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S5 Ep28: Wedding Woes, K-Pop Creates A Category, Digital versus Physical from 2019-07-31T16:29:12
- Fresh off her Upper Left vacation, Pam offers some Portland tips for coffee and book lovers.
- Andrew and Pat go to a wedding with a few surprises, leading us to wonder: Why... Listen
S5 Ep28: Wedding Woes, K-Pop Creates A Category, Digital versus Physical from 2019-07-31T16:29:12
Fresh off her Upper Left vacation, Pam offers some Portland tips for coffee and book lovers. Andrew and Pat go to a wedding with a few surprises, leading us to wonder: Why do our parents make non-...
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S5 Ep27: Marvel's Phase 4, Lion King Reactions, Backpacking Through Europe from 2019-07-23T15:42:27
- This week’s #Millennial has a little bit of everything: politics, adventure, data, and getting some booty in Budapest!
- BAE Supporter Jemima joins us from her current locat... Listen
S5 Ep27: Marvel's Phase 4, Lion King Reactions, Backpacking Through Europe from 2019-07-23T15:42:27
This week’s #Millennial has a little bit of everything: politics, adventure, data, and getting some booty in Budapest! BAE Supporter Jemima joins us from her current location in Kosovo, and later ...
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S5 Ep26: Comic-Con Experiences, Smoking on Netflix, Cheating Confession from 2019-07-16T18:34:36
- #Millennial is back after a nice staycation to deliver some coverage on our favorite fandoms and… toilet talk?
- In this week’s Mailbag, we cover a teacher sexual assault ca... Listen
S5 Ep26: Comic-Con Experiences, Smoking on Netflix, Cheating Confession from 2019-07-16T18:34:36
#Millennial is back after a nice staycation to deliver some coverage on our favorite fandoms and… toilet talk? In this week’s Mailbag, we cover a teacher sexual assault case, feedback on pyramid s...
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S5 Ep25: LuLaRoe Pyramid Scheme, Taylor Swift Drama, Twitter to Hide Bullying from 2019-07-02T16:24:53
- Forgot the names of all 23 Democratic candidates? Don’t worry, we did too.
- The hosts reveal the disgusting bodies of water they’ve dropped their phones in AND THEN CONTINU... Listen
S5 Ep25: LuLaRoe Pyramid Scheme, Taylor Swift Drama, Twitter to Hide Bullying from 2019-07-02T16:24:53
Forgot the names of all 23 Democratic candidates? Don’t worry, we did too. The hosts reveal the disgusting bodies of water they’ve dropped their phones in AND THEN CONTINUED USING THEM.We highligh...
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S5 Ep24: #5x24: Goodbye Suckabee, America's Concentration Camps, E3 Highlights from 2019-06-25T17:23:04
- Got executive whiplash over the US and Iran’s ‘will they or won’t they?’ dance? Tune into the latest #Millennial for relief.
- Do all the Toys die at the end of Toy Story 4?... Listen
S5 Ep24: #5x24: Goodbye Suckabee, America's Concentration Camps, E3 Highlights from 2019-06-25T17:23:04
Got executive whiplash over the US and Iran’s ‘will they or won’t they?’ dance? Tune into the latest #Millennial for relief. Do all the Toys die at the end of Toy Story 4? Andrew and Pam leave Lau...
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S5 Ep23: #5x23: Hunger Games Prequel, Modern Libraries, Daddy Data from 2019-06-18T15:59:48
- Already got Democratic debate hangover? #Millennial is here to commiserate your feelings of exhaustion with the US’s campaign process.
- Is Taylor Swift’s “You need to calm ... Listen
S5 Ep23: #5x23: Hunger Games Prequel, Modern Libraries, Daddy Data from 2019-06-18T15:59:48
Already got Democratic debate hangover? #Millennial is here to commiserate your feelings of exhaustion with the US’s campaign process. Is Taylor Swift’s “You need to calm down” this summer’s gay a...
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S5 Ep22: #5x22: Obama Podcast, Impeachment, and Justin Bieber's fight from 2019-06-12T06:07:44
•Trump making the OG colonizers cringe at our reputation, Pam’s neighbors bring unwanted guests, a... Listen
S5 Ep22: #5x22: Obama Podcast, Impeachment, and Justin Bieber's fight from 2019-06-12T06:07:44
•We’re Andrew-less this week, but we won Pat in the divorce, so the show must go on. •Trump making the OG colonizers cringe at our reputation, Pam’s neighbors bring unwanted guests, and Pat reveal...
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#5x21: Passive-Aggressive Roommates, Everest Solutions, The End of Robocalls and iTunes from 2019-06-04T16:57:31
We return from Memorial Day to find our entire panel has officially entered our 30s. Happy birthday, Andrew! What did we do over the break? Andrew honky tonked, Pam low-key went to Italy, and Laur...
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#5x20: Adversity Scores, BatPatz, Moving More from 2019-05-21T18:06:28
It’s Andrew’s 30th eve here on #Millennial - we’re so glad he joined us for the final days of his youth! We kick the episode off with Surprise Bitch! and listener Irwin plays a fun game with us:...
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#5x19: GOT Baby Names(?!), Ranking World Issues, Organic Foods Exposed from 2019-05-14T17:20:36
We kick off this week’s episode by reviewing Detective Pikachu and Long Shot, and bitching about Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 5. We then quickly transition to prank calling Andrew’s scammer. ...
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#5x18: Andrew gets scammed, Sonic gets creepy, Right-Wing populism rises in Europe from 2019-05-07T18:35:10
Need a pick-me-up after the latest Game of Thrones? We can make you laugh through the pain! Andrew reveals he’s been the victim of a financial scam, and Laura immediately begins plotting ways to...
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#5x17: 'Endgame' reactions (spoiler-free), Twitter usage revealed, Amazon gets better from 2019-04-30T17:01:52
• Deep in your feelings about Avengers: Endgame and Game of Thrones? #Millennial is here to share in those tears with some spoiler-free reviews! • The hosts are so low on hope for our democracy t...
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#5x16: 'Homecoming' review, 'Endgame' prep, 8K?! from 2019-04-23T16:27:30
Happy 420! HE IS RISEN! Blaze it if you praise him (okay we’re done). We're all getting ready for Avengers: Endgame, and Marc and Laura are thinking of cheating on their friends.Queen Bey blesse...
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#5x15: Marijuana Tips and Tricks, Streaming Wars Heat Up from 2019-04-16T17:00:29
• File your taxes and hand over your cash to Uncle Sam - #Millennial is here to help ease your tax woes! • This episode was recorded as coverage of the Notre Dame Cathedral was active. Since reco...
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#5x14: GMO Myths, Creepy Airbnbs, What IS Country? from 2019-04-09T17:01:40
Need something to take your mind off filing taxes? Andrew’s pipes are haunted! Pat and Laura enjoy yelling at miscreants in movie theaters.Keep an eye out for an episode of BREAKING NEWS: Muelle...
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#5x13: Tesla Drives Us, Russia Launches New Meddling Tactics from 2019-04-02T18:05:51
Millennial is here! We may not know a lot, but we do know there is only one country called “Mexico.” Andrew and Pat spent their weekend with self-driving cars and flying elephants after being ...
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#5x12: How To Binge the MCU, Study Finds Parents Can't Let Go from 2019-03-25T21:21:53
DISCLAIMER: This episode of #Millennial was recorded prior to the release of Attorney General Bill Barr’s summation of the Mueller report. That said, check out our latest installment of BREAKING NE...
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#5x11: Inside Child Welfare, and Disney Jumps the (James) Gunn from 2019-03-19T16:34:03
Trump is “something from a cold McRib” according to this week’s guest. We’re going to get along great! Andrew provides some native advertising for Disney, Laura submits a dog surgery claim, and #...
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#5x10: Pound Taco from 2019-03-12T17:42:29
Not such a small world: Pat is going to Disney World for the first time next week. Laura’s saving a whopping $12 on her student loan repayments over the next year - what should she do now that s...
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#5x09: Now Boarding from 2019-03-05T14:15:58
Need a break from the Michael Cohens of the world? Look no further than the newest episode of #Millennial. • We’re joined this week by official airline correspondent James, who’s here to make sur...
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#5x08: The Context of Grindelwald from 2019-02-25T20:41:54
We’re thinking of launching an exploratory committee for a potential Presidential run in 2020, but in the meantime, tune in to hear our latest shenanigans. Who loves orange jumpsuits? Paul loves...
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#5x07: And The Worst Oscars Goes To... from 2019-02-19T16:56:42
The government lives to fight another day, as does #Millennial. Andrew’s HOA is too involved, Laura’s isn’t involved enough, and Pam has become a personal chef! (For her dog)“Uncle Joe, don’t ru...
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#5x06: Speed Finds A Way from 2019-02-12T22:02:17
Worried about the looming (potential) sequel to the government shutdown? Listen to the newest #Millennial instead! Andrew has an important day ruined by a food delivery driver, Laura is at war ...
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#5x05: Something From A Nut from 2019-02-06T19:44:18
Happy Black History Month! Stop asking for a White History Month. Pat is back this week, fresh off a urination tour around the Grand Canyon.Andrew and Pat definitely “don’t wanna be friendssss” w...
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#5x04: Ridin' Solo from 2019-01-29T11:57:58
The government may have been re-opened for three weeks, but #Millennial has always been here for you. We welcome #Millennial’s official gaming correspondent (and nothing else), Marc, back to th...
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#5x03: Arms Not Open from 2019-01-22T19:21:13
• Friend of the show and official #Millennial conservative correspondent Parker joins us again this week to talk about the government shutdown. • We also get Parker’s reactions to the growing lis...
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#5x02: No Cheese For You from 2019-01-15T19:46:08
It’s 2019, but we peaked in 2009 so don’t expect us to participate in your 2009 vs 2019 selfie challenge. Laura and Pam detail their weekend drama of cheese fries and Bachelor viewing parties....
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#5x01: Bubble Butt from 2019-01-08T17:13:15
We’re back for SEASON 5! (Sorry Andrew.) We recount our NYE experiences: little brothers, poopy plungers, and dogs shoving things into toilets. It gets weird.Announcing our new Patreon 2019 benef...
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#4x48: Star Struck from 2018-12-18T18:44:05
The #Millennial holiday spectacular is here! We’re live, on camera, and drinking! Patrons can watch video of our entire recording here. Our $5 and $10 Patrons gained access to a new benefit: an e...
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#4x47: Seasoned from 2018-12-11T18:32:36
We’re gearing up for the holidays! Andrew and Pat are baking cookies, Laura is nearly getting murdered by repairmen, and the deadline to sign up for healthcare is December 15th! Listeners sound o...
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#4x46: Fake It Til You OmgWait from 2018-12-04T18:05:51
We’re back this week with guest Jared, who works for a probation and parole department. Will we get through the episode without bring thrown in the clink? Jared schools us on the importance of ...
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#4x45: Satan Wins from 2018-11-27T17:56:09
Turkey hangover has passed, the world is still on fire, and #Millennial is back! What did we do when we were off-air the last two weeks? Partied like fucking rockstars, that’s what.Jk, we all sa...
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#4x44: Confused from 2018-11-13T16:58:25
We're joined by Rachel Ritlop, the owner of The Confused Millennial website and podcast! California has had a terrible week -- Pam and Andrew have stories relating to the Thousand Oaks shooting...
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#4x43: Blue... Something from 2018-11-08T16:33:09
Welcome to the 2018 midterms, which will never ever #%$&ing end. Light up a fat one in honor of the nation’s most reviled Keebler Elf, Jeff Sessions.Podcast friends! Check out the podcast Other...
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11 Minute #Millennial: Special Election Day Episode from 2018-11-06T11:00
It's Election Day in the United States, so we've created a special episode of #Millennial that is as long as the average wait time at the polls. Enjoy 11 minutes of fun, tears, and WTFness. Learn m...
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#4x42: VOTE from 2018-10-31T19:33:01
Pam and Andrew watched the LONG World Series, while Laura got heckled by a weirdo neighbor. We create a special 11 minute #Millennial minisode for when you wait in line to vote.Announcing the n...
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#4x41: Chicago Gangbang from 2018-10-23T17:15:40
Listener Josh joins us on the show this week to talk Star Wars, Trump supporting relatives, and to make Andrew envious of his silky radio voice. Laura gives a review of Chicago, Hamilton, and a n...
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#4x40: 23AndLookSeeImNativeAmerican from 2018-10-16T16:16:14
Elizabeth Warren, like many white people before her, is cleaving to trace amounts of Native American ancestry in her DNA results. Which brings us to the point of who gives a fuck? The Confess...
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#4x39: Dumblevers from 2018-10-09T17:42:10
Want your first month of #Millennial bonus content for free? Confirm your voter registration status and we’ll happily oblige. Click here for more details. UPDATE: Fan Bingbang has been released -...
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#4x38: Kavanope from 2018-10-03T19:20:29
Andrew's feeling a love for Patagonia this fall, but appears to be the only brand whore on the panel #Millennial PSA: If you know a white man being denied an opportunity because of his history as...
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#4x37: So Sexy from 2018-09-25T18:03:43
Live from the #Millennial Pulpit this week, we are joined by Alex, who is both a listener and a pastor. We’re shocked that such a good person listens to THIS show. Offensive Halloween costumes ...
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#4x36: En Garde from 2018-09-20T16:04:43
Hurricanes, mushrooms, and homeowner woes abound in this week’s #Millennial. The Emmys were a snooze fest for viewers and presenters alike.Brett Kavanaugh gets the Anita Hill treatment: Dr. Chr...
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#4x35: All of the Dairy from 2018-09-13T20:41:19
Pat is back with some big news: His fam won Best Cow at the county fair. #BumpkinLife Shockingly, Pat was uninterested in dating Show Andrew but came around once he met Real Andrew.Important Ann...
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#4x34: Red Panda Surprise from 2018-09-06T16:33:38
Welcome to the (shit)show, Angel! Do furries dress as red pandas?BREAKING: A senior White House official wrote an anonymous op-ed for the New York Times confirming the Republic’s dumpster fire ...
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#4x33: Pumpkin Spice Laura from 2018-08-28T16:30:40
It’s a full show this week: remembering John McCain, a victory in Georgia, and PSL is comin’ back baby! Actress and creator Mariana Novak joins us to talk acting life, voiceover work, Jason Bat...
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Episode #4x32: Uhhh from 2018-08-21T16:47:40
This week, listener Kelsey joins the show to give us public speaking advice (gulp)! Pam is back from Vegas with an explanation of how she met a Backstreet Boy and why she bought $20 avocado toa...
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Episode #4x31: Podcast Married from 2018-08-14T11:33:56
One of our hosts spent $20 on avocado toast, so we fired her and warned that she’ll never be able to afford a home. Marc sits in, promoting Andrew to ask a barrage of personal questions as one ...
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Episode #4x30: On The Road from 2018-08-07T18:16:19
Welcome to the end of 420 jokes - it’s episode 4x30 maaaaaaan. Welcome Roshni! This week, we kick off a new $10 Patron benefit where we’ll be bringing on listener guest hosts. This week marks ...
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Episode #4x29: James Gunt from 2018-07-31T14:31:04
We chose avocado toast over paying the bills, but we still managed to return from our summer break as promised. Where do we stand on Disney’s firing of James Gunn? How false equivalencies and a...
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Episode #4x28: From The Right from 2018-07-17T18:38:26
On this week’s episode, we take a walk on the conservative side. Listener Parker joins us to talk hot button topics like immigration, funding, healthcare, and abortion. If con is the opposite of ...
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Episode #4x27: Milkshake from 2018-07-10T17:51:13
We’re joined this week by Andrew’s paramour, Pat! Pat fills us in on that dairy farmer life: tariffs, and hormones, and nut juice, oh my!Speaking of milk, the US delegation to the UN made waves t...
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Episode #4x26: Hillaryland from 2018-07-03T16:56:18
Happy 4th of July! The US still has over 2,000 children in cages. This week in more ‘America is fucked’ news, justice Anthony Kennedy resigns from the Supreme Court, leaving a second vacancy fo...
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Episode #4x25: Cannibisda from 2018-06-26T17:20:32
Andrew and Pam kick off the show with a spoiler free review of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Speaking of fallen kingdoms, we provide this week’s update on the US border detention situation. T...
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Episode #4x24: Who [Thinks They'll Be] A Millionaire? from 2018-06-19T18:23:34
Welcome back, sycophants. Marc rejoins us this week to tell us what nerds should be excited for after E3. (The answer is ALWAYS Pokémon, duh.)Just in case you missed it… THE US GOVERNMENT IS PU...
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Episode #4x23: A Quarter's The Charm from 2018-06-12T16:16:51
Who did it better? IHOP marketing their “name change” to “IHOB,” or Agent Orange marketing his summit with Little Rocket Man? All this in this week’s #Millennial and much more! We call Kate, a ...
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Episode #4x22: Happy Pride from 2018-06-05T17:10:01
Happy June, Happy Pride! We welcome Dr. Sarah Steelman to the show to discuss her research on same-gender pairings and degrees of “outness.”Sarah informs us on a number of topics, including que...
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Episode #4x21: Marcah from 2018-05-29T18:46:21
“Bless me #Millennial for I have sinned. It has been 3 days and 12 hours since the last time I threw my garbage on a movie theater floor.” - Andrew Marc (aka Micah?) joins us and gives us his E...
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Episode #4x20: Worse Than War from 2018-05-22T17:12
Welcome back to #Millennial! it’s 4x20 maaaaaaaaaaan. We kick off the show with a new segment, #MilleniHelp. With almost a third of the US population not putting away enough for retirement, wha...
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Episode #4x19: Trivia Night from 2018-05-15T20:27:34
“Happy Mother’s Day to everyone! I don’t want to see any more pictures of your mom!” – Andrew Please take this survey so we can help create the best Patreon possible!A Chicago bar stole our log...
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Episode #4x18: Love At First Poke from 2018-05-08T17:20:09
#Millennial is back for another packed episode, and Hawaii is turning into Mount Doom! Is Roe vs. Wade in trouble, and is the anti-choice argument really about the sanctity of life? (Spoiler: N...
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Episode #4x17: Smokey Eye from 2018-05-01T20:11:42
North and South Korea: are they or aren’t they? Speaking of couples who deserve each other, T-Mobile and Sprint are creating one network to rule them all (with shitty reception). Michelle Wolf w...
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Episode #4x16: BFF or BBF? from 2018-04-27T21:07:26
Uncle Andrew lets us peek behind the curtain of MuggleCast headquarters. Let's play a LoveGame, a LoveGame: Laura battles to the death to retain her BFF status, and things get heated.America's ...
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Episode #4x15: Better Call Cohen from 2018-04-17T19:39:15
Is there even a 1% chance our boyfriends think we have a pee tape? Find out live, just like we do. This message brought to you by grad school: fuckin everyone over, one podcast at a time.We dig...
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Episode #4x14: Dirty Dancers from 2018-04-10T22:18:56
Laura introduces us to her slampiece and Andrew is erect. The Number takes on a decidedly ominous tone.Hawaii puts itself on the short list of states that allow medically assisted suicide. Ther...
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Episode #4x13: Self Driving, Self Care from 2018-04-03T23:29:07
A warm welcome to Zach, who brings a touch of sincerity and thoughtfulness to the episode. Fuel efficiency standards are being rolled back and we fuckin rampage.Uber fucks up bigly as one of it...
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Episode #4x12: A Stormy Spanking from 2018-03-27T17:17:46
A Stormy's comin, 'Arry. And you best be ready when she does. The Journal of Sex Research has released a comprehensive list of reasons (and remedies) for dead bedrooms in long-term relationship...
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Episode #4x11: People Are Stupid from 2018-03-20T16:59:18
The new intro is here! RIP Matt, you'll live on in our earbuds. The Stormy Daniels saga is about to be put on steroids by a new interview.From bikes to trains to video games, it's the biggest t...
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Episode #4x10: Long Distance BFFs from 2018-03-13T23:57:44
RIP Andrew. The show assumes its final form as the girls take over. We vouch for the wholesomeness of a long lost host."North Korea meeting? What North Korea meeting?" -The White House, probabl...
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Episode #4x09: Ha Ha Ha from 2018-03-09T17:23:50
Hidden from the Headlines: a new and troubling trend of governors refusing to hold special elections when they fear their party might be on the losing end. This is NOT what democracy looks like. ...
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Episode #4x08: Our Dungeon Master from 2018-02-27T20:53:46
A tapestry of photographs flash before the screen. The collage ends on a glowing photo of Matt, smiling, looking serene atop a mountain of clouds. We feel his presence even as the picture fades to ...
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Episode #4x07: HomoHomeowner from 2018-02-20T20:24:08
Black Panther is a crazy good success story. One might say... almost too successful. It's happening. Slowly, but surely. Mueller's investigation is inching closer to conclusion, starting with ...
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Episode #4x06: I Love You from 2018-02-13T22:25:36
Time for a feel trip. We wish Matt the worst of luck, and hope he falls flat on his face. "LOOK AT ME. I'M THE POACHER NOW." -LionsOmarosa returns to her reality television roots and immediatel...
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Episode #4x05: Lady Doritos from 2018-02-06T18:38:06
The Eagles win the Superbowl and MLK rolls over in his grave. Memo Schmemo. Who needs the FBI anyway?! LolzStop trying to make the Olympics happen. They're not going to happen. The Larry Na...
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Episode #4x04: nOprah from 2018-02-01T17:35:36
Andrew recalls a horrific dream he had recently. ~What does it mean??~ We share our thoughts on Trump's SOTU.. the parts we watched, anyway.Oprah has announced she's not running for President. T...
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#4x03: Step At A Time from 2018-01-23T20:07:11
-The government shitdown unfolds as we speak, and we all pray that pinky promises are legally binding. -An Irish woman finds love in the arms of her new husband: the 300 year old ghost of a Hait...
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Episode #4x02: Mountains, Gandalf from 2018-01-16T20:04:32
-Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream, and we are it. Let's act like it. -MOUNTAINS, GANDALF!!! takes on a decidedly different meaning.-President Trump refers to particular, mostly people of co...
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Episode #4x01: Nurse Maura from 2018-01-09T20:17:12
Welcome back! It's officially season 4. Time to jump the shark and disintegrate into a heap of failure. Highlights from our break include a Rated R coffee mug, a tropical trip from hell, and an a...
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Episode #3x47: The Good Things in 2017 from 2017-12-19T18:54:32
-Happy birthday to the heart and soul of this show, our dear Laura. Champion of the downtrodden. Warrior for the underrepresented. Purveyor of the sex. -We finally unwrap our Secret Santas and fin...
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Episode #3x46: The Last Gay Cake from 2017-12-12T22:14:51
-The Force is strong with us as we get hyped THE FUCK UP for Star Wars: The Last Jedi. -Surprise, bitch! takes us to Florida, where grandparents and presidential campaigns go to die.-Transgender mi...
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Episode #3x45: A Merry Mueller Christmas from 2017-12-05T17:08:47
We kick off with a graphic update on our Thanksgiving sex lives. #blessed Surprise again, bitch! welcomes back a sly motherfucker who somehow figured out how to con the system.It's beginning to l...
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Episode #3x44: Surprise from 2017-11-28T15:50:35
We're back from break and recap our -- Thank God -- smooth Thanksgivings with the family. This discussion prompts some memories of our closeted pasts. Dictionary.com reveals their Word of the Year...
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Episode #3x43: Lord Of The Amazon from 2017-11-15T19:22:59
Australians show us how voting is done. Congrats to the LGBTQ community down under! Literal. Fucking. Nazis. show up to protest in favor of a "white Europe" -- 60,000 of them, to be exact, because ...
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Episode #3x42: Benched from 2017-11-07T21:11:32
We say goodbye to Kevin Spacey as he says goodbye to his career. The stomach-turning shooting in Texas has us grieving yet again. But we have reason to hope. Popular conservative Twitter accounts, ...
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Episode #3x41: Enlightful from 2017-10-31T18:39:10
Kevin Spacey fucks up bigly. (Since recording, HOC has now halted production) November 1st: be there, or be stuck with whatever health coverage you currently have. New voicemails prove that regret...
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Episode #3x40: Cool As A Cucumber from 2017-10-24T14:03:55
Andrew goes full fuckin fanboi, Laura signs up for NaNoWriMo, and we all warn against the dangers of cucumbers. PSA: FOOD DOES NOT BELONG IN YA SNATCH Surprise, bitch! takes us to the scorching hel...
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Episode #3x39: Founding Daddies from 2017-10-17T14:58:13
Take a step back into time in lovely Pennsylvania, where sewing machines and malt shakes still = viable business model. Oh and btw 3 million Americans in Puerto Rico still don't have power or water...
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Episode #3x38: Bump Potato from 2017-10-11T16:47:07
Welcome to a special edition of The LANDY Show. Our other two bitches have lives, and we have podcasts, so who’s the real winner? Rape culture is insidious and present at all levels of of culture. ...
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Episode #3x37: Docket Delight from 2017-10-04T16:06:48
Our hearts ache for Las Vegas right now. And we would send them our thoughts and prayers, but thoughts and prayers are worth approximately nothing. We need gun control. Now. Help us, Justice Kenned...
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Episode #3x36: FYI Puerto Ricans Are U.S. Citizens from 2017-09-29T20:33:03
Andrew witnesses casual sexism up close and personal in a hotel elevator. Ruh roh. Surprise, bitch! digs into the uncomfortable dynamic between family, politics and Facebook. #triggered America's ...
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Episode #3x35: Rocket Man [Repost] from 2017-09-21T15:38:20
With two more natural disasters this week, Andrew predicts The Big One is finally upon Los Angeles. West Coast Patrons: Please make sure your credit cards are up to date. Surprise, Bitch: Detroit a...
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Episode #3x34: So Fresh, So Clean from 2017-09-14T18:58:11
Introducing... the LANDY Show! Happy birthday to our favorite national tragedy. Where were you when Matt turned 16? Surprise, bitch! Can... can you hear us? We lament the end of the summer and all ...
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Episode #3x33: Surprise, Everyone from 2017-09-08T17:39:46
-FUCK IT. WE'L DO IT LIVE. But seriously we're doing this live, buckle up. -We've completely revamped our Patreon benefits so that they're simpler, but better, than ever before. Example: personaliz...
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Episode #3x32: Ladies Night from 2017-08-30T18:27:23
It's ladies night! And the girls outline a newly-revamped Patreon. MuggleFuck: A History. Coming to a theater near you. Hurricane Harvey breaks records as the largest and most intense hurricane in ...
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Episode #3x31: He Was Blinded from 2017-08-24T18:14:36
BLIIIIIINDED BY THE LIGHT, wrapped up like a douche you know the rumor is you're tight. (Nailed it.) BANNON. IS. OUT! But T-Swift is about to be back in. Bigly. Remember that place "Afghanistan"? ...
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Episode #3x30: Not Silent from 2017-08-17T16:35:28
"In the end, we will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." -Martin Luther King Jr. imparted wisdom that still speaks to us today. So let's not stay silent. Charlo...
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Episode #3x29: Repent from 2017-08-10T15:16:52
Who the hell gets married over Facetime? After only dating for 3 weeks? Well, let us tell you. It's the end of the world as we know it, and we feel like it's a good time to cleanse our souls. We di...
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Episode #3x28: OUT! from 2017-08-04T15:01:08
Pay for Bae: how should couples split things like dates and bills? Is it okay for that dynamic to be lopsided? How are trends (and gender norms) affecting this discussion? AP Choice asks us how to ...
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Episode #3x27: Nine from 2017-07-28T18:02:52
Hey what's going on guys? Anything new? Been a pretty slow news week? NOT. But first, listener feedback spends some time sucking Laura's dick. Trump announces... via tweet... a ban on transgende...
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Episode #3x26: United from 2017-07-21T19:50:14
ANDREW. MEETS. KYLE!!! And the crowd roars. (See photo below) Ten years after the release of Deathly Hallows, Laura reflects on her life choice. Andrew airs those life choices for all to see on Pat...
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Episode #3x25: Covfefe Party from 2017-07-14T10:53:04
America is all "ain't no party like a covfefe party cause the covfefe party don't stop" or some shit like that.- The found footage nightmare of our favorite haunted house is coming soon to a Patreo...
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Episode #3x24: Safe, Not Sexy from 2017-07-06T15:56:34
We're live streaming the episode on Patreon! Throughout the episode our supporters chat with us. The next iPhone will be getting rid of the fingerprint scanner. We wonder what this experience wi...
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Episode #3x23: Daily Mix 1 from 2017-06-29T21:29:37
Patrons are in for some sleepless nights next week. Brace yourselves for a ghost tour. Voicemails makes a triumphant return with a hilarious drunk message for the hosts. "3 kisses are demanded upon...
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Episode #3x22: Bobby Newport from 2017-06-21T20:39:19
Introducing: #Millennial voicemails. A way for you to harass us and an even better way for us to laugh at you. Not in my house: liberals get a' talkin' to for some blatant, disturbing hypocrisy th...
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Episode #3x21: Theresa Mayyyyyybe I Shouldn't Have Done That from 2017-06-14T18:38:57
Breaking personal, family-related news sends the hosts into shock... and pride. The Confessional asks for advice on a Friends With Benefits situation. Step one: don't live with your ex's family. So...
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Episode #3x20: We're Still In from 2017-06-07T17:19:17
Women and girls across the globe shout COME AT ME BRO into the night, emboldened by the power and mystique of Wonder Woman. Associate Producer's Choice - topics submitted by our rockin' sockin' $1...
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Episode #3x19: Growin' Up from 2017-05-23T16:53:14
Happy birthday to our own Founding Father, Andrew Simsjefferson, without whom none of us would be here. (He is our literal dad.) Getting an IUD is like entering the Gates of Hell and your doctor is...
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Episode #3x18: Slow News Week from 2017-05-18T22:24:34
What's been going on this week, guys? Nothing? Yeah, same here. EXCEPT WHAT THE FUCK. Someone at the FBI leaks a memo former Director James Comey wrote wherein he describes Trump pressuring him to ...
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Episode #3x17: Loyalty from 2017-05-14T00:11:57
Andrew, Laura, and Matt recap their recent adventures: Andy's back on the east coast, Laura is about to own a home, and Matt's saying bye to his parents. All of this is good news, it seems. Andre...
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Episode #3x16: Why Civil War? from 2017-05-05T15:10:43
Goodbye, Andrew. Hello, Fuher Laura. YOU get manipulated! *YOU* get manipulated! EVERYONE. GETS. MANIPULATED!!! -Oprah if she worked for Facebook. Why was there a Civil War? What was slavery? Is t...
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Episode #3x15: DO IT LIVE!!! from 2017-04-25T18:42:55
Et tu, Brute? Laura betrays the sisterhood and someone gets salty AF. 13 Reasons Why Not to Watch This Show, and the Unicorn Frapp: a monster of our own design. THERE'S NO WORDS ON IT. FUCKIN THING...
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Episode #3x14: Seize The Moment from 2017-04-18T16:21:26
Welcome to #Millennial where the hosts are all in the midst of quarter life crises. In Hashing It Out: Andrew is picking up and moving across the country. Things he doesn't have space for: standing...
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Episode #3x13: Coming Clean from 2017-04-12T20:35:59
An update to ButtGate: someone is forced to tell their boyfriend the truth. "I'm just going to gently spread your labia," said the stranger named Gale. And we let them. The Confessional asks us a...
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Episode #3x12: The Power of Pepsi from 2017-04-06T15:03:13
The prodigal son returns: welcome back, Matthew. The city of Atlanta has decided to become a literal dumpster fire; meanwhile, the DC dumpster fire rages on as Steve Bannon is yanked from his NSC p...
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Episode #3x11: Girthy Man Snake from 2017-03-28T22:36:31
United Airlines: Fly the Unfriendly Skies. Three women - including a 10 year old girl - are kicked off a United flight for wearing leggings. Yes. Seriously. Hidden from the Headlines takes us to Br...
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Episode #3x10: Fwd: Andrew Wants British Penis from 2017-03-20T18:57:53
#Millennial comes back from Spring Break with a bang. And a lot of embarrassment for Andrew. Speaking of our star host: 80 years later, Andrew finally went to the dentist. What sordid diseases di...
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Episode #3x09: Public Space from 2017-03-02T17:53:55
Rabbit rabbit ya'll! Whatever the fuck that means. Andrew reveals his deep jealousy of the girls' friendship. We welcome Ian and Zee to the show to discuss last episode's Confessional from a ...
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Episode #3x08: TS (No) A from 2017-02-22T21:52:31
To anal, or not to anal? What you've all been waiting for: the answers to what happened in Aruba. Columbia University accepts, then unaccepts, 277 applicants. In related news: 277 teenagers are sp...
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Episode #3x07: Shades of Single from 2017-02-14T18:25:03
1/4 of our panel is celebrating Valentine's Day in Aruba, so the rest of us are here to talk shit on her. We're not jealous or anything. The Grammy's were just asking for #GrammysSoWhite to trend,...
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Episode #3x06: That's My Boy from 2017-02-07T19:43:47
There may be big changes coming for one of us over Valentine's Day. Stay tuned. Listener feedback takes a dump on Andrew and weaves a tale of panties and bushes. We guarantee we're the only podca...
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Episode #3x05: Long Distance Lovin' from 2017-02-03T19:38:14
In Good News, the Boy Scouts are now cool with transgendered youth joining their organization. Hollywood no longer hates Mel Gibson, which is SAD! Will Facebook's latest News Feed changes have a po...
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Episode #3x04: Alternate Facts from 2017-01-26T01:31:22
With Andrew missing in action, we decide to display some of our own #alternatefacts. Tourists. Good for the economy. Bad for literally everything else. Listener Feedback asks for our advice on how...
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Episode #3x03: Lit from 2017-01-22T00:12:46
Note: This episode was recorded before the Presidential Inauguration. The Women's Marches are going to be YUGE. Trump's inauguration probably won't. AP Choice makes a comeback with questions abou...
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Episode #3x02: SimSeed from 2017-01-13T19:49:09
We reminisce on our favorite Obama qualities and the changes he's enacted over the past 8 years. Surprise, bitch! goes terribly awry because of fucking course it does. We welcome Kid Rock to the sh...
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Episode #3x01: Third Time's The Charm from 2017-01-08T20:04:09
Welcome to 2017. Welcome to season 3. Please manage your expectations for both. Happy New Year, sycophants. Two truths, one lie reveals which of us is the loser that stayed home and got drunk wi...
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Episode #2x47: Farm Girls Have Great Calves from 2016-12-18T23:05:34
In our last show of the year, we streamed LIVE for Patrons and welcomed back a long-lost host. Happy birthday, Laura. We hope this embarrasses you, Laura. News jumps off with a report from Aleppo, ...
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Episode #2x46: Amazon Go-ing To Kill Jobs from 2016-12-07T20:36:29
In our penultimate “fuck this year” episode, all of our hosts return! Except the other chick “Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games - we got volcanoes exploding.. right in your face.” T...
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Episode #2x45: Won't Let Go from 2016-11-30T17:52:07
It's the Andrew and Matt show on this week's #Millennial, so we're doing things a little differently! Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Giving Tuesday: We recap these four… uh… holiday...
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Episode #2x44: Beautiful Disaster from 2016-11-24T00:15:18
Buckle up, minions: we’re so deep in the Dumpster Fire the theme music is no longer audible. What are we thankful for? Nothing (except Bruce Springsteen).Trump was shocked to learn that the le...
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Episode #2x43: Beauty and the Fantastic Beasts from 2016-11-15T18:32:38
Well, we’re back from our election trip, and everything is terrible. But we’re kicking this episode off with a soothing meditation session to help you ugly cry those election woes out. Speaking of ...
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Episode #2x42: President Elect from 2016-11-10T00:57:20
We're sad y'all. What does this mean for the future of the country? We offer our early reactions and how to cope with such a devastating vote. In the next episode we'll discuss the GOOD parts of ha...
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Episode #2x41: Duel Of The Fates from 2016-11-02T20:31:42
Halloween was an identity crisis for one of us, who faced the toughest Harry Potter quiz of her life. We've got 99 problems and Anthony Weiner is literally all of them. Dumpster Fire: The Penultim...
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Episode #2x40: The Selfie Felony from 2016-10-26T20:06:53
#Millennial reporting live from the end of the Republic, with only two more weeks left before the next - and depending on how it goes, maybe the last - presidential election. -Is Wonder Woman an e...
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Episode #2x39: Perfect Illusion from 2016-10-20T20:05:47
Welcome back to the show, Pam! Note: This episode was recorded BEFORE the debate. This week's After Dark will have our thoughts on the third and final brawl!Shit is real now in the fight against...
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Episode #2x38: Everything from 2016-10-12T03:09:58
Haiti's death toll from Hurricane Matthew has soared past 900 -- and thousands more are suffering from the rapid spread of cholera. Donate whatever you can spare to Unicef's Haiti mission or Hope ...
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Episode #2x37: Wanna Get Pregnant? from 2016-10-07T00:37:09
Andrew met Bruce Springsteen and died from exposure. RIP. But he'll be resurrected in time for election night - where we'll all be hanging out in D.C. to watch the results roll in. Think you might ...
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Episode #2x36: Laura's Son from 2016-09-30T13:55:39
Americans: You're running out of time to register to vote. Get on that NOW if you haven't already! Shout out to our friend Sarah at the HP-Alliance - their most recent campaign is called Wizard Roc...
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Episode #2x35: Lucky Seven from 2016-09-21T16:56:51
The FBI director says it's a good idea to cover up your camera. Pumpkin Spice EVERYTHING is back. And Laura confesses to being a white girl.In Dumpster Fire 2016, we discuss a Bush's vote for Hi...
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Episode #2x34: Overheatin' Hillary from 2016-09-14T16:14:22
Some MVP listeners ask Andrew why he thinks "a hole is a hole." Andrew digs his grave deeper. HAPPY 9/11 MATT!!! The birthday boy reminds us two national tragedies were born that day. Dumpster Fi...
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Episode #2x33: Taco Emissions from 2016-09-07T19:27:55
Andrew isn't here, so we answer all your burning questions about him. Warner Bros' legendary failure of the week has us asking: if company slogans were 100% honest, what would they be? This week ...
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Episode #2x32: McChicken from 2016-09-01T18:09:41
Bienvenido a Jacob, nuestro último ganador del Boleto de Oro! We bring a little culture to the show with a story from Mexico. But we don't steep in our newfound intellectualism for long. Mayo or...
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Episode #2x31: Mook Me from 2016-08-25T18:09:36
It's Britney, bitch. Burning to ashes in this week's Dumpster Fire: the GOP-black community relationship. Then again, what do they have to lose? Clinton's hashtag!emails are back in the news cycl...
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Episode #2x30: His Own Worst Enemy from 2016-08-17T19:29:08
Golden ticket winner Claire toughs out a packed show about Trump's downward spiral. But first: Bucket Lists: what's on ours, and why do they all entail the same thing. Trumpster Fire 2016: furthe...
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Episode #2x29: Hear Hear from 2016-08-10T23:19:38
Golden ticket winner #2 hails from Australia and brings her pet wallaby onto the show! Not really, but you fucking believed it for a second. Team USA is dominating the Olympics right now, so whe...
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Episode #2x28: Dissing The Baby from 2016-08-03T19:33:44
This week's episode welcomes guest host Zach to the program, because Zach was unlucky enough to win a Golden Ticket from our t-shirt sales. Sorry Zach. Andrew realizes the fate of his sister's mar...
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Episode #2x27: Fill That Core from 2016-07-27T22:41:27
This week's episode of #Millennial will just be Michelle Obama's DNC speech on an eternal loop. Thank you and goodnight. Harry Potter and the Cursed Fan Fiction comes out this weekend - only one o...
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Episode #2x26: Anyone Can Ride Andrew from 2016-07-19T21:44:27
This episode brought to you by Monday Afternoon: a great time to record if you want to make your convention coverage as dated as possible. The night is always darkest before the dawn, and this wee...
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Episode #2x25: GO-ing Nowhere from 2016-07-13T00:40:47
Bitch we're back. By popular demand. Brave new world: a lot has changed in two short weeks and we're still working to process it. Dumpster Fire 2016 is upon us, and #Millennial has some live Googl...
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Episode #2x24: What's Your Status? from 2016-06-22T18:12:49
It's our last show before a two week summer break, so eat it up sycophants. Andrew is, officially, an Uber driver. Welcome to the jungle. The Department of Justice is editing the Orlando shoote...
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Episode #2x23: Orlando from 2016-06-15T15:18:27
A major tragedy in the United States calls for a special episode of #Millennial. We discuss the horrific Orlando shooting in-depth. The facts as we know them so far.What issues were at play? And ...
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Episode #2x22: Director Despot from 2016-06-08T17:43:55
Andrew survives his flight across the Atlantic, eliminating any hopes we had of being on CNN. Primary season sings its swan song as California and five other states go to the ballot box. If I c...
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Episode #2x21: Welcome, Summer from 2016-06-01T17:50:20
Trash ass alcohol. Melancholy music. Gays. Welcome, summer. Two new confessions ask for our advice about coming out of the closet and online dating, and we handle the quandaries with the grace of ...
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Episode #2x20: Simming from 2016-05-26T18:07:43
Celebrate Andrew's birthday with us and a Dunkin Donuts near you. Golden Ticket winners won't get a lifetime supply of chocolate, but they will get a lifetime supply of embarrassment. News summons ...
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Episode #2x19: Detached from 2016-05-20T17:39:44
If a host turns her hair green, but no one sees it, does it still make a sound? A new oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is trashing shit up -- and no one even knew it was happening until a random hel...
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Episode #2x18: Our Watch Begins from 2016-05-11T16:10:45
Performers who don't show up on time SUCK. Obama hates how the media is covering Trump, but loves bison.The Political Minute: Goodbye Kasich, hello President Trump. Goodbye endorsements from pa...
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Episode #2x17: Cruz'n For A Bruisin' from 2016-05-04T19:37:11
The Podcast Where It Happens celebrates Hamilton's slew of Tony nominations! Too bad we'll never see it live. Andrew plugs the new Hypable, but if you're like Micah you won't be visiting it. We off...
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Episode #2x16: To Bey Or Not To Bey from 2016-04-27T17:55:46
Stop doing things, people. We can't keep up with all this shit. Harriet Tubman was a baller way before she was a $20. "Can you move to the right a bit, I need a clear shot of this for my blog." -...
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Episode #2x15: Below Average from 2016-04-20T17:39:16
Andrew returns from last week's stint in prison to find his world has collapsed. "I've got transparent pandering in my bag. Swag." -Hillary Clinton News kicks off with a brand new study that reveal...
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Episode #2x14: Dragon My Balls from 2016-04-13T21:28:54
Fuck Off, Cupid: introducing a new segment for singles, by singles. Best and worst experiences, lessons learned, and real online dating interactions -- submitted by you, dramatically read by us. Vi...
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Episode #2x13: Buddy from 2016-04-06T17:07:19
Andrew talks about visiting the Grand Canyon and throws this show off the rails 3 minutes in. Hidden from the Headlines gets our heads out of the U.S.'s ass and into a complicated international con...
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Episode #2x12: Candy Wrapper from 2016-03-30T17:32:07
Welcome back, sycophants. • We’re joined this week by comedian Liz Magee for our first “Ask Me Anything” style interview! Check her out on Twitter: @JokesMagee• Our LOTR movie commentary is comin...
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Episode #2x11: Give Me Sad from 2016-03-23T16:28:04
We begin with a message about recent, horrific attacks around the world. Andrew has an issue with his upstairs neighbors he needs help on. This is war.In Quickfire News, we tackle an update on th...
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Episode #2x10: The Drop Bear Conspiracy from 2016-03-15T17:27
What does a year in space do to your body, besides deprive it of sex? Astronaut Scott Kelly holds the answers. Listener Feedback is best described as, "You're all idiots," but we know that, so at l...
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Episode #2x09: Problematic from 2016-03-09T16:57:04
Our assholes are lubed up for your furious emails. But first: check out our band new #Millennial t-shirts, brought to you by the letter "p" -- please clap. All shirts are $20 and come with one fr...
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Episode #2x08: Super White from 2016-03-03T15:37:16
We’re back this week with a SUPER packed election episode. But first, Chris Rock took on the Academy for #OscarsSoWhite. Leo finally won an Oscar though, so… #progress? The #Millennial Confessional...
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Episode #2x07: Exceptional from 2016-02-24T19:14:15
If it looks like an asshole and talks like an asshole, it's probably Sony. #FreeKesha gains some much-needed momentum as the embattled singer struggles to ditch a binding contract with her alleged ...
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Episode #2x06: What Constitution? from 2016-02-17T18:03:46
Welcome back, sycophants, and enjoy this week's dose of gluten-free headlines. Associate Producer's Choice wants to know in what ways is the U.S. worse off because of Obama, or in spite of him. T...
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Episode #2x05: Better Halves from 2016-02-10T16:58:05
Episode 5 starts by revealing episode 4's secrets, ideas for Valentine's Day, and thoughts on the Super Bowl non-controversy controversy. News kicks off with questioning… the news. What makes N...
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Episode #2x04: Of Caucuses and Kings from 2016-02-03T16:45:19
Andrew humbles himself before God and man over last week's poor audio quality. We forgive you, Andrew, but Jesus doesn't. "Freedom" is spelled c-a-u-c-u-s if you're an Iowan or clinically insane pe...
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Episode #2x03: We're Doomed, Part II from 2016-01-26T19:49:12
Note: There is an issue with Andrew's voice on this recording that we were unable to correct. We apologize for the issue and promise it won't happen again! Andrew was almost murdered by a serial ...
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Episode #2x02: Burn It Down from 2016-01-20T16:02:50
Andrew is gearing up for an awful storm in New York. Alan Rickman has passed away. It makes us wonder: How many people are hiding their cancer? And why? The Iowa caucus is getting close! We look a...
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Episode #2x01: But WHY? from 2016-01-13T16:01:15
Season 2 of #Millennial has arrived! The four hosts survived their New Years celebrations (thanks in part to staying home), and one of us became a mage. What’s a mage?Speaking of partying, someo...
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Episode #46: Bath Bomb and Chill from 2015-12-23T16:07:12
It's the end of the year and the end of our first season -- so it's time to celebrate! The hosts all have drinks to enjoy… but some couldn't resist starting to drink before we hopped onto Google...
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Episode #45: #FreeLaura from 2015-12-15T16:57:17
DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUN DUUUUUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN!!! If you knew that was the Star Wars theme song, congratulations on reaching Level 10 Master Nerd status. Seriously, we're PUMPED to be visiti...
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Episode #44: Notorious MG from 2015-12-09T15:30:07
As the season finale gets closer and closer, we get a little nostalgic and invite ex-host Micah to join us for a very Trump-filled episode. The holiday season is about gift-giving (and nothing el...
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Episode #43: Wake Up! from 2015-12-02T17:31:24
Are we still doing this? Yes? Okay. This week's episode kicks off with a Secret Santa announcement that's going to have all four of us at the top of this year's Naughty List. Quickfire News takes...
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Episode #42: Clear Air from 2015-11-25T16:28:57
It’s a holiday week here in the United States, so the hosts are thinking less about ISIS and more about FUN in the 42nd edition of #Millennial. Congratulations to our raffle winners who’ve won a...
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Episode #41: Vas Te Faire Encule, ISIS from 2015-11-18T17:34:28
To our French listeners and friends: we know you've heard so many condolences over the past week, so we hope ours don't sound rote or insincere. We hope you believe us when we tell you that our hea...
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Episode #40: Hotline Bling from 2015-11-11T17:13:36
#Millennial turns 40 (weeks) in this mid-life crisis of an episode. Shooting the Shit opens the show with a new raffle opportunity for anyone who wants to leave an iTunes review and win a month o...
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Episode #39: Chainsaws on a Plane from 2015-11-04T15:05:04
It’s an Andrew-less episode this week. Buckle up, this is gonna be a rough ride. Our friend John Thrasher joins us - check out his podcast, Currently! And in this week’s After Dark: A viral vid...
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Episode #38: The Cursed Bush from 2015-10-28T13:18:02
Welcome back, sycophants. Episode 38 opens with a quick recap of the presidential election, wherein we bemoan the loss of both Joe Biden's and (probably) Jeb Bush's campaigns. Murdering toddler...
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Episode #37: The Force Is Out from 2015-10-21T16:42:18
The new Star Wars movie is on the way, and Andrew reminds us all why it's important to stick a light-saber up your butt. Also: Congratulations on your hot new Prime Minister, Canada! Speaking of...
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