Podcasts by Mom Buns and F-Bombs

75. A Toddler's F*ck Yeah & The Most Fantastical Poopy Penmanship from 2021-05-24T18:56:33

We missed you guys! Come on in and listen to Jes & Lauren whine about life in general. Rate, review, subscribe! @mombunspod on ALL the socials!

74. Mani/Pedi/Mortuary & A Rock Based Condom from 2021-04-05T04:03:56

Hey listeners! We swear we will go back to weekly eps soon. It's been crazy here! Rate, review, subscribe, follow us on the socials! @mombunspod 

73. Polaroid Dick Pix & A Pinterest Leprechuan from 2021-03-22T13:45:51

@mombunspod on all the socials! Rate, review, subscribe!

72. A Vaginal Poreologist & Normal? Or Not Normal? from 2021-03-09T18:17:59

Welcome back to our show! Sorry this one is a tiny bit late, but we can't tell time. This week, Lauren and Jes talk farts, plastic surgery, trolls on Facebook and Ted Cruz, (R-Cancun). Catch us ...

71. Half A Sandwich & Half An Episode from 2021-03-01T06:54:04

This one is a wild ride, y'all, and we are sorry for the random shit we will put you through here. Come back next Sunday for a legit ep. Rate, review, subscribe! @mombunspod on ALL the socials!

70. You Moved Your Own Damn Cheese & A Skin Of Thick from 2021-02-22T12:42:24

All the stuff. Just do it. Five stars.

69. WD Paolo & Flower Crumbs from 2021-02-17T07:46:46

Follow us at @mombunspod on all the socials. Rate, review, subscribe! See ya next Sunday!

68. Infidelity, LOL! & A Valedictorian Of Bankruptcy from 2021-02-09T00:43:20

Let's flash back to last night when this should've posted properly. Delete that last one, y'all, the audio is messed up!!!! Sorry!! Here's us whining about some shit. Oil changes, car payments, ...

67. Madame Congresswoman Rustikunt & Whales, But Make It Unicorn from 2021-02-01T08:27:20

This week, Lauren and Jes talk whales, turkeys, chickens, oh my! Oh, and also, there's some tantrums. You guys know the drill by now! Catch us at @mombunspod on all the socials, and new episodes...

66. Oily Farts 2: Sharted Again & A Dazzling Death Deliverer from 2021-01-25T14:26:52

Hey fans & listeners! It's Monday. So, thanks for hanging with us. We have some tantrums and we have some what the fucks. We wanna hear from you, especially if you are a big fan! Hit us up a...

65. Salt Shaming For Professionals & A Congressman's Karen from 2021-01-18T11:56:13

Hey fans & listeners! It's Monday. So, thanks for hanging with us. We have some tantrums and we have some what the fucks. We wanna hear from you, especially if you agree with us about Tik To...

64. A Giant Hand & A Toddler's Martini from 2021-01-11T13:59:46

Listeners! It's Monday. We are good. We are all good! Thanks for listening and we hope you can relate with our tantrums of the week, although we hope your kids slept despite ours not doing that ...

63. A Surprise Stiff Peak & Cassavo, Cassava from 2021-01-01T08:16:06

Welcome back y'all! This week, J & L have a lot to say about 2020, viruses that won't stop virusing, gardening, sneezing, quarantining and these god damn kids. Follow us @mombunspod on all t...

Moving Forward from 2020-06-09T02:39:24

We appreciate you tuning in for this quick announcement regarding the future of this podcast. 

After The Blackout from 2020-06-05T04:23:21

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#podcastblackout from 2020-06-01T22:49:45

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62. Cheerleader Spanking Threats & An Adult Sized Hole from 2020-05-25T06:05:36

Is it really Monday again? At least it's time for a new episode! Welcome to Episode 62! This week, Jes and Lauren have a lot of shit to talk about our GD kids! Visit our patreon at www.patreon.c...

61. Beware Of Sam And Ella & Hashtag Lauren Facts from 2020-05-23T03:13:16

Hey guys! Sorry about those annoying issues with our FIRST attempt to post this ep. This pandemic has made our usual audio editor/recorder not so super awesome. Tonight, we bring you a very raw,...

60. @CellarStud & I Can't Be Chived from 2020-05-11T06:59

Happy Monday, guys! This week, Jes and Lauren talk plants and botanically speaking, shit, toilet time, toddlers who still lock sh*t even after being told not to! They have some SHIZ to say about...

59. What The Farkle? & Aquatically Speaking… from 2020-05-04T15:01:32

Happy Monday, guys! This week, Jes and Lauren talk dinner time, toilet time, naked dolls and husbands who can't mind their own business. Follow our Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook @mombunspod! ...

58. Pfree Plague Porn & The Mysterious, Heavenly Betsy from 2020-04-28T02:37:32

Happy Monday y'all! This week, Jes and Lauren talk porn, photographers, Peloton, and prying their eyeballs out while trying to work from home. Follow us on social media @mombunspod and email us ...

57. Stop Taking Me For Granite! & Master Of The House, Keeper Of The Buns from 2020-04-21T05:30:39

Welcome back y'all! Is this Monday? This week, J & L have a lot to say about shitting, potty training (lack thereof tbh), viruses that won't stop being annoying, gardening, sneezing, quarant...

56. Tomato Cervical Mucous & Make It Carrot! from 2020-04-14T05:53:54

Welcome back y'all! This week, J & L have a lot to say about sleep (lack thereof tbh), viruses that won't stop virusing, gardening, sneezing, quarantining and MUTHAFRICKIN RABBITS. Follow us...

Bonus Buns 1 from 2020-04-09T03:04:58

Happy Anniversary listeners! Enjoy our surprise treat to y'all for hanging around with us for a year! Catch us @mombunspod at all the socials and at mombunspod@gmail.com!

55. Tony? Tony. Tony! & HRH Cara Cara, Duchess of Citrus from 2020-04-06T02:55:51

Friends, listeners, family! It's Monday again, though honestly we can hardly keep track. Now, more than ever, we tots appreciate y'all tuning in, and we hope you can relate with our tantrums of ...

54. The Lieutenant Parent & Caca Loa Coffee from 2020-03-30T06:32:01

Listeners! It's Monday. We are good. We are all good! Thanks for listening and we hope you can relate with our tantrums of the week, although we hope your kids slept despite ours not doing that (no...

53. Karen's Daughter & Lance And Mariajose from 2020-03-23T03:37:11

Happy Monday! Join Jes & Lauren this week as they talk customer service fails, cardio that sucks, OUR VERY FIRST HATEMAIL and toddlers being jerks. Follow our Instagram, Twitter, and Faceboo...

52. Surprise! It’s A Tonsil Stone & Maybe It's RBF from 2020-03-16T02:22:24

Happy Monday! Join Jes & Lauren this week as they talk daylight savings, freebie beggers, and things you never thought you'd say to your kid. Follow our Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook @mom...

51. An AK Shitty-Seven & The Schmeg of Society from 2020-03-09T19:30:38

Happy Daylight Savings week! Isn't that some ridiculousness? This week, listen up as Jes & Lauren talk walking 15 miles, uphill, in the snow, government employees, doctors offices and dreams...

50. LiarStealAFoodia & Moms Lauren Show from 2020-03-02T10:54:49

It's our 50th episode y'all! Join Jes & Lauren as they discuss airplanes and the lack of changing tables, Lauren's horrific advice, missed YouTube opportunities and so much more. Follow our Instagr...

49. The Participation Trophy Of Life & Murderous Lullabies from 2020-02-24T05:00

It's Monday! Join Jes & Lauren this week to complain about people touching your babies, Facebook fights, nasty people in general and pick a side in the birthday present debate. Do you give a...

48. A Bacon Bread Bringer & Flakesbook Market Place from 2020-02-17T03:49:58

It's another Monday! Hope you all had an ahhmazing Valentine's Weekend but what is even more amazing is the fact that you get to listen to Jes & Lauren complain again! Yay! This week, they talk cel...

47. The Original VCR Girls & A 50% Ghost from 2020-02-10T05:00

Happy Monday, y'all! This week, Jes and Lauren talk family vacations, Facebook fights, shodenfroden (schadenfreude), Sea World's winter hours, reverse hype-men and GHOSTS. Follow our Instagram, ...

46. King Triton Let Himself Go & Southern Unhospitality from 2020-02-03T03:53:58

Happy Monday, again you guys! This week, Jes and Lauren talk snakes, diseases, Costco runs, cilantro and all the other things. Follow our Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook @mombunspod! New episod...

45. The Finest Pruno Noir & An On Air Crotch Rip from 2020-01-27T14:02:54

Happy Monday, guys! This week, Jes and Lauren talk sunshine, sleep, prison wine (super super important) and tea parties (because they are just sooo posh). Follow our Instagram, Twitter, and Face...

44. Diamonds Are Drunk Squares & A Chillable Red For A Chillable Blonde from 2020-01-20T06:00

Happy Monday, guys! This week, Jes and Lauren talk "herbs," sleep and lack thereof, daycare drama and Lauren has some sh*t to say about Big Food Delivery Company. Follow our Instagram, Twitter, ...

43. Two Girls, One Pup & Dayturnal Weaning from 2020-01-12T06:00

Happy Monday, listeners! This week, Jes touches on the horrors of weaning her almost one year old and Lauren is fired UP about people throwing showers for their fur babies. They have a lot to sa...

42. Teodora Bundé & Stripe My Cucumber, Baby from 2020-01-06T16:46:02

You guys. We made it 42 episodes without a single one being late! You know what though, it was bound to happen. THANKS FOR COMING BACK THIS WEEK ANYWAY! This week, Lauren and Jes talk shitting t...

41. Alexa, The Flake & A Toxically Co-Dependent Friendship from 2019-12-30T06:00

Happy Monday Y'ALL! Is it almost 2020?! Wrap up your December commiserating with Jes & Lauren while they talk ice, snow, flavorless carbs, elves that won't elf and a billion other triggers. Jes tel...

40. A Mulligan Of Obesity & "It's Called Boob Fucking!” from 2019-12-23T04:30:31

You guys, 2020 is so soon. This week Jes and Lauren talk tits, tots, bras, holiday parties and all the things. Follow us on all the socials @mombunspod and email us at mombunspod@gmail.com! --- ...

39. Two Inches Of Flaccid, Egg-Shaped Wine & Botanically Speaking... from 2019-12-16T02:10:43

Happy Monday y'all! This week, Jes and Lauren get down and dirty and talk hashtag me too, toddlers outsmarting their parents, non-cuss word cuss words and people getting in the way in the kitchen. ...

38. Dirty, Forty And Trying & Golden Hour, Golden Shower from 2019-12-09T04:17:21

Welcome back to another episode! This week, Jes and Lauren take on hospitals, medical billing and a whole lot of other shit they know zilch about. They even have their very first live tantrum, r...

37. Induced Chicken Labor & A Disappointingly Flaccid LOL Doll from 2019-12-02T04:25:35

Happy belated Thanksgiving and happy Christmas month listeners! This week, Jes and Lauren have a few tantrums and tales about turkeys, turkey cloacas, overpriced toys and people who don't unders...

36. Pumpkin Lobbyists & It's Hard Out Here For A Raisin from 2019-11-25T06:00

Welcome back! Tonight we bring you a very raw, very graphic set of tantrums, so prepare yourself! Jes and Lauren have more family holiday drama to share and even more crafting woes. Send us an e...

35. Jumper Cables For Nipples & Don't You Baby Bird Me! from 2019-11-18T06:00

This week's episode is sponsored by two special listeners, Sophie and Megan and they share a few sensational tantrums with the rest of us! Jes and Lauren have a lot of comments and concerns abou...

34. A PhD In Corn Chips & Flies Don't Land On Margarine from 2019-11-11T06:00

Is it really Monday again? At least it's time for a new episode! Welcome to Episode 34! This week, Jes and Lauren have a lot of shots to fire at Big Carseat Co., LLC & you're not going to believe t...

33. Princesses Don’t Spit & The Mystical Zach Galapagos Islands from 2019-11-04T06:00

Happy Fall Y'all! Welcome to Episode 33! This week, Jes rants about fires and phantom fires, Lauren talks princesses and spit, they both weigh in on snot (yuck) and wrap it up by talking opinion...

32. The Butter Knife Killer & You Can Melt Anything If You Try Hard Enough from 2019-10-28T02:00:14

Hola listeners! Welcome to Episode 3-2! This week, Jes and Lauren discuss melting down over the sheer thought of leaving the house and how freaking cute kids are when they know you're mad AF. Th...

31. The Party Pooping Tortoise & Listen, Stacey With An E from 2019-10-21T02:52:10

Hey you GUYS! Welcome to Episode 31! This week, we talk sleep again, tantrums, meltdowns, arts and crafts and why they are complete BULL SHIT., and so much more. Lauren wants to know why anyone ...

30. Head, Shoulders, Screams And Toes & Don't Eat A Tyler Enchilada from 2019-10-14T05:17:36

Welcome back to a sleep-deprived episode! This week, Lauren and Jes rant over potty training, kids in general, phantom crying, DID WE MENTION POTTY TRAINING? Follow our Instagram, Twitter, and F...

29. The Deathly Smell Of Sleep & Deliverance Gone Overboard from 2019-10-07T02:07:31

Y'ALL. Welcome back! This week, in honor of October, we bring you a very dark episode of Mom Buns and F-Bombs! Jes has a lot to say about toddlers and sleep (who doesn't?) and Lauren shares a ta...

28. A Criminally Robust Knock & An MLM Of A Tantrum from 2019-09-30T05:00

GUYS! Thanks for coming back for another tantrum-packed episode. This week, Jes and Lauren talk snot, drool, paranoia and that moment no one tells you about where your toddler only wears ONE out...

27. Pumpkin Space Pancake Panic & A 1950s Pinterest Mom from 2019-09-23T05:00

Happy Monday Y'all! This week, join us as we discover brand new, 2017 music and we talk poop, debt collectors, Dr. Seuss and affairs. C'mon, don't be a crappy person.

If you like us, foll...

26. A Misfired Single White Female & The Spinny Thing Is For Grown-Ups from 2019-09-15T20:09:30

It's a tantrum filled episode this week as Lauren recounts the time she mistakenly fed her toddler a margarita and Jes wants to know who the F taught her kid how to spin the spinny thing! They also...

25. Sperm Doth Runneth Over & No One Loves Lucy In 2019 from 2019-09-09T05:17:34

Welcome to Episode 25! This week, Jes & Lauren complain about high school reunions, Facebook groups, sleep??? (we know) and ALL OF THE THINGS. Lauren has a super fun story (honestly it's two) about...

24. An Entry Level Madame & Dynamite Behind The Wheel, Karen! from 2019-09-02T18:54:06

WELCOME BACK! This week, Jes & Lauren rant - yeah, we know, AGAIN - and Jes has a lot to say about crowds, strollers, carseats and Big Stroller Company makes another appearance! Lauren is a ...

23. Emotional Botox & A Legitimate Chomping Fish from 2019-08-26T05:21:27

This week, Jes & Lauren rant about how kids just destroy and take over your house, secret apartments and dream vacas. Lauren has a lot more to say about people who won't get the fuck out of ...

22. The Apocalypse Of Cutlery & A Double Vomit Saga from 2019-08-19T05:00

In this episode, Jes and Lauren tackle Target tantrums, parents who won't stop giving their unsolicited opinions, chips somehow? And pooping, in general and as a whole. Thanks to all of y'all th...

21. A Ted Bundy Downward Dog Of A Cellar & Diaper Rash Cocktails from 2019-08-12T04:30:47

Yo Yo YO it's Episode 21! Have you entered our contest yet? If you haven't, pause what you're doing and go. GO. GO. Details are in our insta bio @mombunspod. This week, Jes has more rants about ...

20. Sodium Bi-Crapatate & PTS-Bee from 2019-08-05T05:00

YOU GUYS! It's Episode 20! Holy crap! Thanks for sticking with us this long. We are SO excited to announce a special contest we are running through August 15, 2019. Details at the end of the sho...

19. 48 Hours Shitstery & The Messed Up Human Cake from 2019-07-29T04:53:44

Hey guys! This week, we talk sleep, obvi, diarrhea, spit up, attitudes and everyone's fave glam store, Target. Don't forget to follow our Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook @mombunspod! You can se...

18. D-D-D-Decaf & A Slipper Explicative from 2019-07-22T03:23:25

Y'ALL. We are so close to Episode 20! Be sure to come back, because we have a super fun, super EXCITING contest that is gonna rock your WORLD. This week though, Jes and Lauren talk sleep (yeah you ...

17. An Intentional Accident & Coloring Books For Serial Killers from 2019-07-15T05:00

Welcome back! This week, Jes and Lauren talk bedtime drama, potty training woes and then the episode takes a turn for the dark side as they discuss earthquakes and serial killers! Lauren has som...

16. A 78% Dick & "In The What, Bob?" from 2019-07-08T05:00

Happy middle of the summer, listeners! This week, Lauren shares a tale of an uncomfortable moment in a theatre and Jes can totally relate! They take it down a few notches by talking newborn fing...

15. The Pasta Pilfering Chronicles & Right Swiping For Moms from 2019-07-01T05:00

Hey, hey, hey! It's Episode 15! This week, Jes flips the script and pulls a fast one on Lauren with her tantrum of the week and the two discuss their feelings on husbands eating the last, well, ...

14. A Finless Baby Shark & Stop Trying To Make Samesies Happen from 2019-06-24T02:14

Happy middle of the summer listeners! This week, Lauren and Jes discuss Lauren's anxiety induced meltdown at her daughter's preschool's end of the year program and their mutual dread of potty tr...

13. Don't Be Flammable At Night & Some Other Exorcist BS from 2019-06-17T03:33:23

Welcome to CREEPY EPISODE 13!!! OooooooOoOOOoOoOOooOoooOO!! This week, Lauren tells us the tale of a battle between an iPad and a window, Jes revisits a tantrum her toddler had over the color of...

12. Postpartum Brain Loss & Friend-Zoned With A Dragon from 2019-06-10T05:13:07

Welcome back guys! This week, Jes and Lauren rant about being dumped, dragons, vengeance and fire! They also touch on night terrors, sugar, judgmental parents and even mimosas!

Don't forg...

11. Southerners of California & Brown Rum from 2019-06-03T05:00

This week Jes and Lauren talk toddler poop, potty training, teenagers and all the things that go with ALL OF IT. Thanks for tuning in for another week!

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10. Banana Boobs & Cardio With Jon Snow from 2019-05-27T05:00

Happy Memorial Day, listeners! This week, Jes and Lauren complain about Game of Thrones (spoiler alert!!!) forgetting to pay its light bill during one of the most epic battle scenes of the entir...

9. A Waiting Room Of The 80s & The Horrible Wonderful Hotel from 2019-05-20T05:00

Happy Monday listeners! This week's episode is a short one, which Jes and Lauren assume means they were incredibly efficient in their story telling. Lauren tries to pull a fast one on Jes with a...

8. 75 Days Of Easter & The Case Of The Phantom Cryer from 2019-05-13T05:00

This week, Jes and Lauren are getting down and dirty with some hashtag real talk about the elephant in everyone's room, SUGAR. As two moms who were totally 100% planning on feeding their kids no...

7. A Country Scott Can't Survive & Where Have All The B-Batteries Gone? from 2019-05-06T05:00

Hey guys! Thanks for coming back for yet another episode of Mom Buns & F-Bombs! This week, join Lauren and Jes as they vent about baby teeth, batteries, toys and even aliens! Jes has three b...

6. The Unsolved Bumblebee Murders & You Gotta Ciabatta from 2019-04-28T07:00

Welcome back to another week of our hashtag mom fails! This week, Lauren talks toddlers who bite and how it is equally as rough for the parents of the biters and the bitten. Jes has lots of feel...

5. A 3000 Square Foot Fire Hazard & The Night-Time Urine Sniffler from 2019-04-22T04:16:40

This week, Lauren and Jes discuss Lauren’s total hatred for the Best Children’s Book Ever and all of the WTFs that it elicits. Jes takes a stand against the cable company and Lauren is plum sick...

4. Westerosi Dental Armor & World War P from 2019-04-15T04:39:35

Welcome to Week 2 at Mom Buns and F-Bombs! This week, Jes takes her little soldier into the heart of the battlefield, which some may refer to as the dentist’s office. Lauren tells us what happen...

3. Car McGeggans & Not That Kind Of Creamery from 2019-04-11T14:04:09

Lauren had a rough week (and a half) with a repairman who couldn't repair her bad mood, and Jes goes on an outdoor adventure with her family! There's even a special pop quiz involving a mystery ...

2. Brought To You By The Letter P & A Polluted Womb from 2019-04-08T15:28:14

Lauren and Jes are all over the place in this episode, covering (complaining about) everything from Popular Cartoon Pig and paper towels to polluted organs and parenting books. There's even a sp...

1. Hashtag Mom Fail & No One Puts Baby On The Floor from 2019-04-06T16:51:31

Welcome to Mom Buns & F-Bombs! For our first episode, we discuss the challenge of staying calm when you have toddlers who toddle (and tantrum), and we fire some shots at Big Stroller Company...