Podcasts by My Momma Told Me

My Momma Told Me

Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

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Freaks&Sweets (with Rob Haze) from 2023-12-12T10:00

Does "freaking" a Black & Mild make it healthier? Langston and David sit down with returning MMTM guest, Rob Haze (The Inconsistent Podcast) about this conspiracy theory. Questions arise aro...

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CTBooty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-12-07T11:00

Langston and David answer an email from someone speculating the link of CTE to R&B artists. Plus, Langston and David exchange K-Ci & Jojo videos.

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Get In Them Guts (with Carl Foreman Jr.) from 2023-12-05T11:00

If you mention you're an "organ donor" on your driver's license, does that mean doctors won't save you? Langston and David dissect this conspiracy theory with Carl Foreman, Jr. (Search Party). C...

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Case of the X: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-11-30T08:00

Langston and David respond to MMTM's most infamous listener in the latest installment of their email series. 

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24Carrot Tragic (with Tahir Moore) from 2023-11-28T08:00

Are carrots genetically modified in order to help the optometry industry? Langston and David take a look at this conspiracy theory with comedian Tahir Moore (Damn Internet You're Scary Podcast)....

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Lil' Mommas...MERCH IS AVAILABLE! from 2023-11-23T08:00

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6 Degrees of Ray J (with Keith Johnson) from 2023-11-21T08:00

Is Ray J the "Godfather of Culture"? Langston and David get into a deep conversation with comedian Keith Johnson about how Ray J has been at every pivotal point in cultural moments. We may even ...

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My Momma Told Me Live from NYC! (w/ Sam Jay, Yamaneika Saunders, Zack Fox, and Gary Richardson) from 2023-11-17T11:00

Hey Lil Mommas! My Momma Told Me live episodes are available on the first Friday of every month on Diamond Bonus. Live episodes will become available to the public two weeks later. 

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The Deebo Dilemma: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-11-16T11:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the character Deebo from the Friday franchise. 

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Black Culture-Spiracy Talks (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) from 2023-11-14T11:00

Langston and David sit down and go off format this episode. They talk about LL Cool J, the movie "House Party", and much more. Yeah, they are taking a little break from conspiracy talk, but don'...

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Gangster Army: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-11-09T11:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the US Army using videogames to recruit Black youths.

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The Rumor Gill (with Jamel Johnson) from 2023-11-07T11:00

Did Johnny Gill and Eddie Murphy have a secret affair? Langston and David talk with D.C.'s finest, Jamel Johnson, about this conspiracy theory from growing up. While our world is becoming more f...

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Certified Actor Boy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-11-02T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener’s email about Drake’s rap career being an actor endeavor. 

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Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) from 2023-10-31T10:00

Welcome to MMTM's Halloween episode, Lil Mommas & Gentiles! Langston and David ask the question...can Black people be ghosts? We always hear about tales of colonial boys and such haunting ma...

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Simon Says Shut the F*ck Up: Motherf*kin Mini Episode from 2023-10-26T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about white people not being able to follow directions. Also, we have some thoughts on Eminem. 

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Dance Till You're Dead (with Mandal) (RE-RELEASE) from 2023-10-24T10:00

Did a girl die when she did the "Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It" too hard and snapped her neck? Langston and David break it down with Atlanta comedian Mandal (Don't Tell Comedy) about this 2007 dance ...

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My Momma Told Me Live from Chicago! (w/ Skyler Higley, Marilee Williams,&Felonious Munk) from 2023-10-20T15:53

Hey Lil Mommas! My Momma Told Me live episodes are available on the first Friday of every month on Diamond Bonus. Live episodes will become available to the public two weeks later. 

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H2O-mosexual: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE) from 2023-10-19T10:00

Hey Lil Mommas! Langston and David will be back with more motherf*ckin mini episodes next week. Listen to a classic mini-episode from our collection. Bye, bitch! 

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A Splash of Vas for that Ash (with Candice Thompson) from 2023-10-17T10:00

Is Vaseline better than lotion? Langston and David hang out with Candice Thompson (Nosy Neighbors Podcast) to talk about this skin care conspiracy. The three get into a shiny conversation about ...

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Blinded By The Lights: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-10-12T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about not flashing your headlights at cars who don't have them on. Plus, after years of searching, we finally have a name for our listeners.

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DNAnnoyed (with Marilee Williams) from 2023-10-10T10:00

If a baby looks like a family member, does that mean the person got on the mom's nerves? Langston and David sit down with Marilee Williams (South Side) to discuss this conspiracy theory. They ex...

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BONUS: Langston Kerman and David Gborie on "The Amber&Lacey, Lacey&Amber Show!" from 2023-10-05T10:00

Hey there Lil' Mommas!

We will be returning to Motherf*ckin Mini Episodes next week. Please enjoy this FULL episode of Langston and David being guests on "The Amber & Lacey, Lacey &am...

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WolfGANG GANG (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) from 2023-10-03T10:00

Was Mozart Black? Langston and David take listeners down through this musical rabbit hole. Discussions of more composers like Beethoven being Black along with conversations about Chevalier de Sa...

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In My (Walmart) Projects: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-09-28T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about housing "communities" being built by big corporations near distribution facilities.

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KhlO. J. (with Xosha Roquemore) from 2023-09-26T10:00

Is Khloe Kardashian's biological father O.J. Simpson? Langston and David chat with actress Xosha Roquemore about Brentwood's best kept secret. They discuss Kris Jenner's multiple marital affairs...

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Interview With a Vampire in a Shiny Suit: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-09-21T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Steve Harvey being an energy vampire.

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Sweet Homing Device Alabama (with Papp Johnson) from 2023-09-19T10:00

Was the Alabama Riverfront brawl a cover-up for aliens? Langston and David hang out with Papp Johnson (Timeless on YouTube) about this conspiracy theory he brought up at the Los Angeles live sho...

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My Momma Told Me Live from Seattle! from 2023-09-15T16:01

My Momma Told Me live episodes are available on the first Friday of every month on Diamond Bonus. Live episodes will become available to the public two weeks later. 

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White Nonsense Makes No Sense!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-09-14T10:00

Langston and David roast a listener's email about the white perspective of Black men wearing the dress. 

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White Aliens Can't Jump (with Skyler Higley) from 2023-09-12T10:00

Are white people aliens? Langston and David talk with recent My Momma Told Me live guest, Skyler Higley (Conan), about this wild conspiracy theory, the connections between Mormonism and extrater...

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The Coon Is YOU: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-09-07T10:00

Langston and David answer an avid listener's email about Crispus Attucks and encourages demonstrations at future tours.

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Snitchy Itchy Titty Committee (with Punkie Johnson) from 2023-09-05T10:00

When your left titty itches, does that mean your man is cheating on you? Langston and David talk with Punkie Johnson (LOL Network: Love Thang Podcast) about this Black conspiracy theory she hear...

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Weather Machines Don’t Care about Black People: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-08-31T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Hurricane Katrina being controlled by a weather machine. Plus, talks of Jackie Chan take over the chat.

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Half Past Black (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) from 2023-08-29T10:00

Is there such thing as "Color People Time"? Langston and David sit down for the first time together in the studio. They answer a listener's email about this conspiracy theory. They discuss the w...

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BONUS: David Gborie on "Bombing with Eric Andre" from 2023-08-24T10:00

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Black Man in a Little Dress (with Devon Walker) from 2023-08-22T10:00

Do Black men in Hollywood have to put on a dress to succeed in Hollywood? Langston and David try on different ideas with Devon Walker (Saturday Night Live) about this popular barbershop conspria...

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Madea Goes to the Multiverse: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-08-17T10:00

Langston and David use this mini episode to dive into the conspiracies of Black films. They kick off with Diary of a Mad Black Woman and explore the "Black Girl Magic" of it all. Lots of questio...

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My Momma Told Me LIVE at The Elysian Theater! (with Garrick Bernard, Sydnee Washington, Yassir Lester, and Laci Mosley) from 2023-08-15T10:00

Langston and David would like to gift the listeners the FIRST live show of the pod at The Elysian Theater in Los Angeles. Guests include Garrick Bernard, Sydnee Washington, Yassir Lester, and La...

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Milk Milk Lemonade On Your Face a Beard is Made: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-08-10T10:00

Langston and David answer an email about urine being helpful when it comes to growing facial hair.

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NBC to National Bill Cosby (with Bridget Todd) from 2023-08-08T10:00

Did Bill Cosby try to buy NBC? Langston and David chat with Bridget Todd (There Are No Girls On The Internet Podcast) about this conglomerate of a conspiracy. They discuss being a "Cosby" family...

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Baby, You Got What I Weed: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-08-03T10:00

Langston and David answer an email about smoking weed during pregnancy leaves babies with dark lips. Dates and special guests are announced for the Fluoride and Barbicide Tour.

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That Ex Is Made For Walkin' (with Sequoia Holmes) from 2023-08-01T10:00

If you buy your romantic partners shoes will they walk out of your life? Langston and David are joined by Sequoia Holmes (Black People Love Paramore Podcast) about this old wives tale. The quest...

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A Sick P*ssy Detector: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-07-27T07:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about putting earwax on vaginas in order to detect STIs.

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Puff Puff Pass That Ass (Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams) from 2023-07-25T10:00

Is Diddy turning our hip hop heroes into sex slaves? Langston and David disuss with Ariel Leaty and Justin Williams (Fraudsters on Last Podcast Network) about this popular Internet conspiracy th...

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It's All Grecian To Me: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-07-20T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Medusa being a Black woman.

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Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a B*tch (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) from 2023-07-18T10:00

Do butterflies in your stomach mean you're in love or is your body warning you about that person? Langston and David talk are extra lengths about a fan's conspiracy theory and what our brain is ...

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The Michael Blackson Paradox: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-07-13T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Maya Angelou's voice being performative in the public eye.

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Mississippi Burning of The Third Kind (with Khari Johnson) from 2023-07-11T10:00

Did the Pascagoula alien abductions happen? Langston and David make contact with Khari Johnson (Pause with Sam Jay) to talk about this Southern conspiracy theory. Boy scout stories are bound to ...

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Back That Gazz Up: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE) from 2023-07-06T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about gas prices being cheaper in the hood. Math and the state of Wyoming get involved in this mini episode.

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Devil Coons (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE from 2023-07-04T10:00

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Republic of the Quantum: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-06-29T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener’s very confusing email about spiritual dimensions, or something vaguely George Clooney related.

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Devil In a Sundress (with Lisa Beasley) from 2023-06-27T07:00

When it rains and the sun is shining, does that means the devil is beating his wife? Langston and David speak with Lisa Beasley (South Side) about this classic spiritual Black conspiracy theory....

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Boom Goes The Neighborhood: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-06-22T07:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about fireworks being placed in Black neighborhoods to cause chaos in the community.

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Burnt&Turnt (with Sydnee Washington) from 2023-06-20T07:00

Should you burn your own hair, so people can't cast a spell on you? Langston and David invite MMTM’s most chaotic guest Sydnee Washington (Inside Amy Schumer) back on the podcast to discuss this...

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chatGPT vs. Everybody: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-06-15T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about A.I. and chatGPT has replaced the podcast.

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Churches ChicKKKen (with Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar) from 2023-06-13T10:00

Is Churches Chicken owned by the KKK and trying to sterilize Black men through their food? Langston and David are joined by sibling duo Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar (The Amber & Lacey, Lacey...

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Pimp My Church: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-06-08T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about pimps moonlighting as pastors.

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Sad to the Bone (with Jordan Temple) from 2023-06-06T10:00

Do Black people get depressed? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory with former MMTM guest, Jordan Temple (Abbott Elementary). They are entertained by "freestyle" therapy, crack the...

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Too Hemmitt Too Furious: Motherf*ckin Mini-Episode from 2023-06-01T10:00

Langston and David discuss another theory from Bobby Hemmitt that black people originally settled in Ireland, France, Russia, and Bosnia-- but not Herzegovina. Also, we invented Riverdance. That...

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What Happened to Lil Bow Wow? (with Langston and David) from 2023-05-30T10:00

Happy birthday Hip Hop! Langston and David go through the Lil Bow Wow timeline, and his evolution from being a rapper no one could admit liking to the hilarious, successful black man he is today...

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Catcalling is for Cannibalistic Savages: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-05-25T17:03:49

Langston and David respond to a listener's email about black men who catcall women sound like cannibalistic savages.

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Pedo Mustaches (with Steelo Brim) from 2023-05-23T10:00

Are mustaches always associated with white pedophiles? Does the lack of a mustache imply the same thing for black men? If anything, either situation is questionable. Langston and David sit down ...

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Cauliflower Rear: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-05-18T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about backshots making your butt big. 

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Emission Impossible (with John and Tyler from The Jenkins&Jonez Pod) from 2023-05-16T10:00

Does EVERYTHING kill your sperm count? Langston and David sit down with John and Tyler of The Jenkins & Jonez podcast and chat about a range of things that can impact your sperm count from M...

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Gesundheit or Die!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-05-11T07:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about saying "bless you" when a person sneezes or they could die.

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Sippin Some Head (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) from 2023-05-09T07:00

Are African leader's heads being kept in jars in Europe? Langston and David go down the TikTok rabbit hole on this viral Black conspiracy theory. They talk about the history of body parts being ...

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Biracial Booty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE) from 2023-05-04T10:00

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12 Inches or Less (with Brandon Kyle Goodman) (RE-RELEASE) from 2023-05-02T10:00

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CrazySmellyCool: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-04-27T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the female body repelling men if they are incompatible. 

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We Got Dem Dawgs in Us (with Katrina Davis) from 2023-04-25T10:00

Do dogs form packs at night and attack people? Langston and David yap it up with Katrina Davis (Figuring It Out on Amazon Prime) about her dog saving days and all sort of wild Florida antics. Ar...

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Birth Markie: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-04-20T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about having a birth mark makes you an old soul.

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No Full House in God's House (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) from 2023-04-18T10:00

Is playing cards on a Sunday a sin? Langston and David lay their cards out on the table and explore a listener's conspiracy theory. Was the "Last Supper" a Texas Hold'em Game? Whether you're int...

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Get On Your Disease: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-04-13T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about sucking d*ck giving you cancer. Plus, Langston unleashes a new evil on the mic.

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My Momma, Ya Arm! (with Skye Townsend) from 2023-04-11T10:00

If you have skinny arms, does that mean you can't cook? Langston and David gather around the table with Skye Townsend (HBO's A Black Lady Sketch Show) and talk about this popular meme conspiracy...

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Zzz Diddy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-04-06T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about P.Diddy not sleeping or eating and getting his nutrients through an IV and micro-dosing molly.

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Tris N' Chips (with Tristen J. Winger) from 2023-04-04T10:00

Does the flu shot have tracking chips? Langston and David sit down with Tristen J. Winger (So Help Me Todd) about this conspiracy theory, or should we say FACTS?! Software updates, Bluetooth, an...

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Bleeding Yellow: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-03-30T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about lightskinned people getting more nosebleeds.

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The Nutty Confessor (with Jonathan Giles) from 2023-03-28T10:00

Did George Washington Carver really not invent peanut butter? Langston and David get sticky with Jonathan Giles (Black Mitzvah Comedy) about Mr. Carver and his multiple intentions with peanuts a...

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Salty Souljas: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-03-23T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about "Salt Peter" being used in the military to reduce men's sexual urges.

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P*ssy Still Running&Ringing (with Dulcé Sloan) from 2023-03-21T10:00

When you hear a ring, does that mean people are talking about you? Langston and David sit down with Dulcé Sloan (The Daily Show, The Great North) about this southern superstition. The guy, along...

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Big DiXX Energy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-03-16T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about genetically inheriting penis size from the mother’s side.

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Outies are for Lovers (with Brittany Carney) from 2023-03-14T10:00

What happens if you don't cover your belly button? Langston and David sit down with Brittany Carney (That Damn Michael Che) to talk about this Japanese superstition. We dive into talk about crop...

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Bobby Hemmit&The Multiverse: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-03-09T11:00

Langston and David take a deep dive into the most hotep person on the Internet: Bobby Hemmit.

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Dark Crackers (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) from 2023-03-07T11:00

Are white people buried right away, so their bodies don't turn Black? Langston and David explore this listener's conspiracy theory and get to the bottom of bodies post mortem, Quora "facts", and...

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Red Pill Black Pill: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-03-02T08:00

Langston and David answer a listener’s email about The Matrix and Terminator being created by a Black woman. 

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Yertle the Racist Turtle (with Carl Tart) from 2023-02-28T08:00

Are turtles racist? Langston and David break out of their shells and talk to Carl Tart (NBC's Grand Crew) and talk about this TikTok viral video. Were turtles complicit in an act of racism? Are ...

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EPISODE TEASER: "Remember Scooby-Do?" Will Ferrell Guests on How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa Bayer and Jonah Bayer from 2023-02-24T11:00

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Your Man from the Congo: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-02-23T11:00

Langston and David answer an angry listener's email about their Black Hebrew Israelites episode. Surprisingly this episode is not sponsored by CashApp.

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Pon de Satan (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) from 2023-02-21T11:00

Was the Super Bowl half time performance demonic? Langston and David take the stage to address Rihanna pentagram rumors, A$AP Rocky being bamboozled by dark energy, and why she's wearing so much...

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My Moment Told Me: Mothef*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-02-16T11:00

Want to get your Thursday motherf*ckin mini episode fix? You can if you buy tickets thru Moment. You will not want to miss out on this live virtual event featuring guests like Laci Mosley (Scam ...

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NFinaL Draft (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) from 2023-02-14T11:00

Is the NFL scripted? Langston and David move the chains on the possibilities of this viral conspiracy theory. Discussions arise when we revisit the NBA being rigged and what rappers Langston and...

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Monthly Periodt: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-02-09T11:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about women being on their periods and why they should not hold a newborn baby during that time. Plus, Langston tears white people apart and David an...

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Tales from the Curl Keeper (with Joelle Monique) from 2023-02-07T11:00

If you cut a girl’s hair before her 1st birthday, will she be cursed with bad hair? Langston and David take a seat with Joelle Monique (Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald) to discus...

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Organ Trail: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-02-02T11:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about organ donor and harvesting speculations in the Black community. MILF Manor is discussed and we all are devastated by the world.

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Turd-Course Meal (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) from 2023-01-31T11:00

If you keep food in your mouth for too long, will it will turn into poop? Langston and David take on this conspiracy theory and get to the bottom of this smut. Conversation goes all over the pla...

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Cool S, If You're Nasty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-01-26T11:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the "Cool S" and it's rumored association with gangs. Fulfilling the show producer's life long obsession with the letter tag and Michael Jordan...

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I Wet My Hair Back and Forth (with Jay Jurden) from 2023-01-24T11:00

Can you get sick if it's cold outside and your hair is wet? Langston and David talk with Jay Jurden (The Problem with Jon Stewart) about this classic old wives tale and David's infatuation with ...

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YTLiens: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-01-19T11:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the origins of white people and if they truly are aliens.

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Ex Meghana (with Niccole Thurman) from 2023-01-17T11:00

Is Meghan Markle a robot? Langston and David sit down with comedian Niccole Thurman (Tooning Out the News) and spill the royal tea about this conspiracy theory. They talk about the monarchy, the...

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The Janelis J Show Presents: LEGAL ISSUES (Episode 2) from 2023-01-12T08:00

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See You Later, Alligator (with Langston Kerman + David Gborie) (RE-RELEASE) from 2023-01-10T08:00

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Don't Pass The Dutchie: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2023-01-05T11:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the evil doings of Dutch people with their cigars and paint. They received a DM from a listeners to confirm more Black Pete rumors.

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F*ck Black Pete (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) from 2023-01-03T11:00

Langston and David continue the conversation of Black Santa and dive into other holiday traditions that focus on one mission: exploiting a workforce. The conversation moves from a lucky Italian ...

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The Janelis J Show Presents: Janelis is Back! (Episode 1) from 2022-12-22T11:00

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Black&Mild Santa (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) from 2022-12-20T11:00

Is Santa Black? Langston and David bring you a two-part episode just in time for the holidays to discuss the idea of Black Santa and if it's just another tool to feed capitalistic goals. We lear...

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Legends of the Hidden Messages: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-12-15T11:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about artists placing hidden messages in their music, specifically Candy by Cameo is about cocaine. 

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Crack to the Future (with Kaseem Bentley) from 2022-12-13T11:00

Are Black people more prone to crack addiction than their white counterparts? Langston and David dive deep with Kaseem Bentley (White Slavery Podcast) about this conspiracy theory. They weigh in...

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Mix U A Drank (Shawty Sippin'): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-12-08T11:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about mixing brown and clear liquor and the outcome of this concoction.

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Stand Behind Your Man (with Jessica Clemons) from 2022-12-06T11:00

Are you supposed to let a man walk through the door first on New Year's Day? Langston and David chat with Jessica Clemons (New Rockstars YouTube) about this holiday conspiracy theory and others ...

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Magic's Killer Johnson: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-12-01T11:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Magic Johnson's infamous penis and why he truly retired from the NBA.

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The Gayfather (with Ian Lara) from 2022-11-29T11:00

Is there a gay mafia in hip hop? Langston and David discuss with Ian Lara (HBO Max's Ian Lara: Romantic Comedy) the influential power in the music industry - Black, gay, or straight. Plus, how w...

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Biracial Booty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-11-24T11:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about knowing which biracial parent is Black based off their booty.

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Passing Gas (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) from 2022-11-22T11:00

Is there a difference between regular and premium gasoline? Furthermore, do our cars need luxury gas to make them run better? Langston and David drive thru a passionate and tumultuous discussion...

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That Girl Is Poisoned (by Lead): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-11-17T11:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about lead paint contributing to the rise of serial killers in the 70s and 80s.

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My Racism 'Tis Of Thee (with Byron Bowers) from 2022-11-15T11:00

Is the United States a racist country? Langston and David talk with comedian Byron Bowers (Hulu's Spiritual N*gga) about the socio-economic factors and problems that cultivate discriminiation am...

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Flapjacks All The Way Down: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-11-10T11:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about "flat earth" being a gateway to other conspiracy theories on the Internet.

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Light Brown n' Country (with Shalewa Sharpe) from 2022-11-08T11:00

Was country singer Patsy Cline white passing? Langston and David hang out with Shalewa Sharpe (The War Report Podcast) to discuss the reasoning behind "flying under" the racial identity radar an...

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Ni**as in Paris (Being Antisemitic): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-11-03T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the relations between Black and Jewish people. Take away: Antisemitism is dumb, and so is Ye.

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12 Inches or Less (with Brandon Kyle Goodman) from 2022-11-01T10:00

Do Black men have big dicks? Langston and David discuss with Brandon Kyle Goodman (Netflix's Big Mouth) about the greatest and most talked about rumor across all races. We get to the bottom of w...

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Ash Wednesday: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-10-27T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the need to put on lotion to avoid being ashy and refused services.

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Dance Till You're Dead (with Mandal) from 2022-10-25T10:00

Did a girl die when she did the "Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It" too hard and snapped her neck? Langston and David break it down with Atlanta comedian Mandal (Don't Tell Comedy) about this 2007 dance ...

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How Many Licks? (feat. Mom): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-10-20T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about their Eritrean mom's disapproval of licking spoons.

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Children of the Cornspiracy (with Stephen Agyei) from 2022-10-18T10:00

Is the government kidnapping Black kids for experiments? Langston and David talk with comedian Stephen Agyei (Bojack Horseman) to discuss the purpose of these abductions and brainwashing the you...

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Flint Murder Crisis: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-10-13T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the lack of coverage on the Flint stabber on popular true crime podcasts because the victims were Black.

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Dr. Dolittle OBGYN (with Yamaneika Saunders) from 2022-10-11T10:00

Do animals know when you are pregnant? Langston and David chat with comedian Yamaneika Saunders (Life & Beth) about animal survival instincts and knowing the changes in their human counterpa...

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Krispy Kreme&Konfectionary Int'l: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-10-06T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about speculations about Krispy Kreme being associated with the KKK. 

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The DeBarge Effect (with Kevin Avery) (RE-RELEASE) from 2022-10-04T10:00

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Food Pyramid Scheme: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE) from 2022-09-29T10:00

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Right Thurr with You (with Will Miles) from 2022-09-27T10:00

Did rapper Chingy get exiled from the music industry because he knew the truth about ISIS? Langston and David hang with Will Miles (SouthSide) to talk about the days of Chingy and where exactly ...

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The Kids Are All White: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE) from 2022-09-22T10:00

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I Like My Coffee How I Like My Israelites (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) from 2022-09-20T10:00

Were the original descendants of Israel Black? Langston and David take on this controversial conspiracy theory and want to remind everyone that they are NOT Nick Cannon. 

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A Passion for Bad Fashion: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE) from 2022-09-15T10:00

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Let's Get ReINcarnation (with Jackie Fabulous) from 2022-09-13T10:00

Do people come back as insects or animals after they die? Langston and David examine this spiritual conspiracy theory with comedian Jackie Fabulous (Menoplause on Amazon) as they explore reincar...

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No Gifts No Problems: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-09-08T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about people becoming Jehovah’s Witnesses to scam their way out of Christmas and birthday gifts 

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My Milk Conspiracies Brings All the Boys to the Yard (with Curtis Cook) from 2022-09-06T10:00

Are white people purposely making milk and dairy products more dangerous for people of color? Langston and David shoot the cheese breeze with Curtis Cook (Hulu's This Fool) to explore the startl...

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Back That Gazz Up: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-09-01T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about gas prices being cheaper in the hood. Math and the state of Wyoming get involved in this mini episode.

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Devil Coons (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) from 2022-08-30T10:00

Is all secular music a sin? Langston and David dive deep into this listener-submitted conspiracy theory that explores homemade documentaries on Facebook about the group Earth, Wind, and Fire, ta...

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Spitting Brooms (The Uptown Remix): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-08-25T10:00

Langston and David break down an old wives tale sent in by a listener about needing to spit on a broom if it accidentally sweeps across your feet.

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Ethiopia Jones and the Lost Ark (with Biniam Bizuneh) from 2022-08-23T10:00

Is the Ark of the Covenant buried underneath a church in Ethiopia? Langston and David start their adventure with Biniam Bizuneh (FX Dave) to uncover the truths behind this ancient and sacred box...

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H2O-mosexual: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-08-18T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the government putting Atrazine in the water supply to make Black men gay.

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We Gotta Make More Episodes than "Martin" (100th Episode!) from 2022-08-16T10:00

Langston and David have reached the 100th episode of the podcast. They walk through unreleased and past Black conspiracy theories and they try to work to prove that these are still hilarious and...

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Lucious Lyin' 2 Me: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-08-11T10:00

Langston and David talk about Terrence Howard inventing new flight technology for Uganda and what's up with these Chicago men and their antics.

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Hairline Switch (with Janelle James) RE-RELEASE from 2022-08-09T10:00

Check out an old episode of My Momma Told Me with friend of the pod Janelle James (Abbott Elementary)! Rate and review on Apple Podcasts or send your Black conspiracy theories to Listen

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Don Saldivar Presents: Cash Trunk (Episode 2) from 2022-08-04T10:00

Disgraced entertainer Don Saldívar hosts this Cash Cab rip-off in which he picks up unsuspecting passengers, shoves them into his trunk, and forces them to play a game.

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Barbershop Quartet (LIVE with Alonzo Bodden, Hoodo Hersi, + Jay Jurden) from 2022-08-02T10:00

My Momma Told Me goes LIVE for the first time at Montreal's Just For Laughs Festival. Join Langston and his guests Alonzo Bodden (Stupid Don't Get Tired on YouTube), Hoodo Hersi (Late Night with...

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Introducing Don Saldivar Presents: The Weakest Loser (Ep. 1) from 2022-07-28T07:00

Introducing Clown Parade, an anthology comedy podcast series presented by Matt Rogers & Bowen Yang and Will Ferrell featuring new talent with a 4-episodic series. This week's perfor...

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See You Later, Alligator (with Langston Kerman + David Gborie) from 2022-07-26T10:00

Are there alligators living in the city sewer system? Langston and David go underground on this conspiracy theory where there are some truth to the matter and how exactly alligators are getting ...

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Congofied Titty Milk: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-07-21T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about baby formula companies purposefully tricking African women not to breastfeed, so they could sell them baby formula.

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Flashing Lies (with Nimesh Patel) from 2022-07-19T10:00

Is Kanye West's feud with Taylor Swift fake? Langston and David along with Nimesh Patel (Thank You China on YouTube) present a bevy of award theories and insider knowledge of what goes on behind...

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Birth 'N Out: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-07-14T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about Nick Cannon having a lot of kids only for future bone marrow transplants and other "spare parts".

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Alien, Are You Okay? (with Sultan Salahuddin) from 2022-07-12T10:00

Did crazy stuff happen in Roswell, New Mexico? Langston and David climb aboard with Sultan Salahuddin (SouthSide) and take a wild ride through the twist and turns of the Roswell incident.

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Boyz II Jail: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-07-07T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about various industrial complex partnerships to to promote gangster rap while killing off socially acceptable boy bands. 

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Southpaw, Hell Naw (with Maggie Maye) from 2022-07-05T10:00

Are left-handed people considered bad? Langston and David chat with Maggie Maye (Conan, The New Yorker) and get "right" to examining this historically sinister myth. 

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Food Pyramid Scheme: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-06-30T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about how the food pyramid was racist and how it intentionally overlooked and missed America’s minorities. 

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The DeBarge Effect (with Kevin Avery) from 2022-06-28T10:00

Are light skinned people good at R&B? Langston and David hit the studio with guest Kevin Avery (The Great North) and get to the bottom of this farfetched and colorful conspiracy theory.

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The Kids Are All White: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-06-23T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about if you have kids with a white person and deny your Blackness, then the white genes win.

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The Injection Song (with Felicia Folkes) from 2022-06-21T10:00

Did the C.I.A inject cancer into Bob Marley? Langston and David poke around with guest Felicia Folkes (Comedy Central) about the injection theory and more around what really happened to the icon...

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A Passion for Bad Fashion: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-06-16T10:00

Langston and David answer a listener's email about gay stylists intentionally dressing rappers bad as revenge for their homophobic lyrics.

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I Kissed a Monkey and I Liked It (Introducing Co-Host David Gborie) from 2022-06-14T10:00

Was HIV the result of a human having sex with a monkey? Langston and his new cohost David Gborie take a stroll through the forest of this very yucky conspiracy.

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When You Fish Upon A Star (with Danielle Pinnock) from 2022-06-07T10:00

If you dream of fish, does that mean you're pregnant? Langston and guest Danielle Pinnock (CBS Ghosts) swim into this conspiracy theory and unravel what our dreams are really trying to tell us.<...

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Mega Mini Episode&Important News! (with Langston Kerman) from 2022-05-31T10:00

Langston revisits the My Momma Told Me inbox answering listeners emails and has some very important and exciting updates to share!

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Rigged&Basketball (with Tone Bell) from 2022-05-24T10:00

Is the NBA rigged? Langston and guest Tone Bell (Can't Cancel This on Showtime) make a slam dunk on this conspiracy theory and get to the bottom of who and what's at stake during these games. Listen

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Brainwash and Repeat (with Bianca Cristovao) from 2022-05-17T10:00

Was hair relaxer invented by white people to brainwash black people? Langston and guest Bianca Cristovao (Loving in America) talk about the science of hair relaxers and how the chemicals seep in...

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Algo-Rhythm Is A Bad Dancer (with Michael Christmas) from 2022-05-10T10:00

Is TikTok secretly making Black people bad at dancing? Langston and guest, Boston rapper Michael Christmas delve into the truth behind trending TikTok dances and how they affect Black culture. Listen

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Black Like Me, Crack Like Me (with Nicole Byer) RE-RELEASE from 2022-05-03T10:00

Does Black, in fact, not crack? Langston and his guest Nicole Byer (Nailed It! on Netflix) do their best to piece together the truth on this timeless rhyme.

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The Holy Ale (with Laci Mosley) RE-RELEASE from 2022-04-26T10:00

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Wakanda Life You Wanna Live (with Solomon Georgio) from 2022-04-19T10:00

Is Wakanda Real? Langston and his guest Solomon Georgio (Hulu's Shrill, The Juice Podcast) illustrate this conspiracy theory and look behind the scenes of this Marvel-ous country. 

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No Cell in the Wild (with Jermaine Fowler) from 2022-04-12T10:00

Do cell phones towers disguised as trees emit frequencies that make Black people want to kill each other? Langston and his guest Jermaine Fowler (Amazon's Coming 2 America) climb up this conspir...

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You Ain't Got No Alibi-No (with Ify Nwadiwe) from 2022-04-05T10:00

Does sex in the day time give you albino kids? Langston and his guest Ify Nwadiwe (NBC's Grand Crew) absorb this outrageous conspiracy theory and dissect Albinism in Africa. 

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Jab It Like It's Hot (with Madison Shepard) from 2022-03-29T10:00

Are anti-vaxx propaganda being targeted towards Black people? Langston and his guest Madison Shepard (Single Drunk Female) are boosted and ready to review this conspiracy theory.

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Talk That Ship To Me (with Troy Walker) from 2022-03-22T10:00

Did slavery not exist because Black people were already in America? Langston and his guest Troy Walker (Jimmy Kimmel Live) navigate this wildly debunk-able conspiracy theory.

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Black Card Declined (with Zainab Johnson) from 2022-03-15T10:00

Can you truly lose your Black card? Langston and his guest Zainab Johnson (Amazon's Uploaded) swipe through this challenging conspiracy theory and it's origins.

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Eat Me, For Real: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-03-10T11:00

Langston answers a listener's email about being tricked into eating humans.

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These Sheets Feel Like Booty (with Chris Redd) RE-RELEASE from 2022-03-08T11:00

Check out the re-release of My Momma Told Me with special guest Chris Redd. ALSO check out their new show BUST DOWN on Peacock March 10th! BUST DOWN stars Jak Knight, Langston Kerman, Sam Jay an...

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A Gift for Seal (with David Gborie) RE-RELEASE from 2022-03-01T11:00

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Chemtrails and All That Jazz (with Ayo Edebiri) RE-RELEASE from 2022-02-22T11:00

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Big Brotha Is Watching (with Amanda Seales) from 2022-02-15T11:00

Is all your technology watching you? Langston and his guest Amanda Seales (Small Doses Podcast and Insecure) observe this digital age conspiracy theory.

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Dasani is Caucasian for Slavery: Mothaf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE) from 2022-02-10T11:00

Langston answers a listener's email about the secret racism of the bottled water industry.

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Hard Myth to Swallow (with Kofi Thomas) from 2022-02-08T11:00

Did Lil' Kim go to the hospital to get her stomach pumped after a night with the Wu-Tang Clan? Langston and his guest Kofi Thomas (Pause with Sam Jay) go down and pop open this classic hip hop u...

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The Last Whistle On The Left: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-02-03T11:00

Langston answers a listener's email about whistling in the house bringing bad luck.

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The Ballad of J.Hoova (with Jordan Carlos) from 2022-02-01T11:00

Was J. Edgar Hoover Black? Langston and his guest Jordan Carlos (First Wives Club on BET+) interrogate this wildly speculated conspiracy theory.

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Get Your Shine On: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-01-27T11:00

Langston answers a listener's email about a Folklore supernatural character named Shine.

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Not a Black Man's Best Friend (with Brian Simpson) from 2022-01-25T11:00

Do Black people not like dogs? Langston and his guest Brian Simpson (Netflix The Standups) chase down this not so pet-friendly conspiracy theory.

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Mutant Foot Fetish: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-01-20T11:00

Langston answers a listener's e-mail about whether a woman having a long second toe means they're going to rule their husband.

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N*ggas With Hope (with Idris Goodwin) from 2022-01-18T11:00

Was there a secret meeting where the owners of private prisons encouraged record executives to prioritize gangster rap to put more Black people in jail? Langston and his guest Idris Goodwin (Hyp...

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White Devil Booty: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-01-13T11:00

Langston answers a listener's email about the porn industry inventing the search category PAWG (Phat Ass White Girl) to compete against Black women in porn.

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Freaky Fly-day (with Zeke Nicholson) from 2022-01-11T11:00

Did Malaysia Airlines Flight 370's disappearance involve aliens? Langston and his guest Zeke Nicholson (A.P. Bio on Peacock) take a layover to unpack this conspiracy theory.

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Barrel Full of Sexies: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2022-01-06T11:00

Langston answers a listener's email about whether attractive people can be funny.

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Pole Goals (with Zuri Salahuddin) from 2022-01-04T11:00

Is splitting a pole bad luck? Langston and his guest Zuri Salahuddin (South Side on HBO Max) take a walk down the road of this oddly specific conspiracy theory.

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Best of My Momma Told Me 2021 Part 2 from 2021-12-28T11:00

Welcome back to part 2 of Best of My Momma Told Me! These are the best moments of My Momma Told Me which include the best homemade hoteps, white lies, and original games from all our wonderful g...

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Best of My Momma Told Me 2021 Part 1 from 2021-12-21T11:00

Join Langston as he goes through the best moments of My Momma Told Me which include the best homemade hoteps, white lies, and original games from all our wonderful guests including Laci Mosley, ...

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Cherries&Cream: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-12-16T11:00

Langston answers a listener's email about President Zachary Taylor's mysterious death.

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I'll Be Your Private Cancer (with Prentice Penny) from 2021-12-14T11:00

Are the government and big pharma secretly hiding the cure for cancer? Langston and his guest Prentice Penny (Insecure on HBO) take a close look at this dastardly conspiracy.

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Zero Shades of Red: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-12-09T11:00

Langston answers a listener's email about not wearing red or being by something that's red during a rain storm.

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I Ain't Afraid of No Ghosts (with Jamilah Lemieux) from 2021-12-07T11:00

Do Black people not see ghosts? Langston and his guest Jamilah Lemieux (Mom and Dad Are Fighting podcast) see right through this conspiracy and encourage listeners to talk to their owns ghosts.<...

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Milk Murders: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-12-02T11:00

Langston answers a listener's email about a Rwandan conspiracy theory that says if you don't finish your milk the cow who made it dies.

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Destiny's Surrogate (with Joyelle Johnson) from 2021-11-30T11:00

Did Beyonce fake her pregnancy with Blue Ivy? Langston and his guest Joyelle Johnson (Love Joy on Peacock) take a swat at this buzz worthy conspiracy.

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Introducing: How Did We Get Weird (with Langston Kerman) from 2021-11-25T11:00

Hey My Momma Told Me listeners! Check out this episode of How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa Bayer and Jonah Bayer where they talk to Langston Kerman and his nostalgia fascination with AND1 Mixta...

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White Gravies Only (with Rob Haze) from 2021-11-23T11:00

Is white gravy for white people and brown gravy for Black people? Langston and his guest Rob Haze (Sneak This on B/R Kicks) honor Thanksgiving and serve up this not so tasty conspiracy theory. Listen

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The Banana Trap: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-11-18T11:00

Langston answers a listener's email about self-checkout scanners being racist.

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Momma Knows Best (with Wade Allain-Marcus) from 2021-11-16T11:00

Do moms really make everything better at home? Langston and his guest Wade Allain-Marcus (Insecure) get familiar with this mother of a conspiracy theory.

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Introducing: The Frankie Quiñones Show from 2021-11-12T16:00

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Bumping Uglies Vol. 2: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-11-11T11:00

Langston answers listeners' conspiracy about two ugly people making a pretty baby. Realizes he already covered this topic and has more to say.

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Queer&Now (with Aida Rodriguez) from 2021-11-09T11:00

Was Luther Vandross secretly gay? Langston and his guest Aida Rodriguez (Fighting Words on HBO Max) clean out the closet on this old school conspiracy.

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The Water Works: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-11-04T10:00

Langston answers a listener's email about fluoride in water and reminds listeners he isn't a researcher.

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We Invented The Assassination (with Nore Davis) from 2021-11-02T10:00

Is Diddy secretly responsible for the murder of Biggie Smalls? Langston and his guest Nore Davis (The Half Hour on Comedy Central) dance carefully around this dangerous conspiracy.

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Amazon Prime Suspect: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-10-28T10:00

Langston answers a listener's email about Amazon starting COVID-19.

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Mind Tap Water (with Aisha Dee) from 2021-10-26T10:00

Does the government add fluoride to our water as a tool for mind control. Langston and his guest Aisha Dee (The Bold Type on Freeform) take a swim through this high pressure conspiracy.

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Babe 3 — AIDS in the Piggy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-10-21T10:00

Langston answers a listener's email about HIV being transferred by eating pork.

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Good Man Bad Balls (with Gary Richardson) from 2021-10-19T10:00

Are girl babies made through the power of a good man? Langston and his guest Gary Richardson (Shrill on Hulu) pull back the layers of this country ass conspiracy.

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My White President is Black: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-10-14T10:00

Langston answers a listener's email about the legend of secret mixed race US Presidents. 

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Math-Mayne-Tician (with Radha Blank) from 2021-10-12T10:00

Is there any legitimacy to Terrence Howard's "universal math" theory? Langston and his guest Radha Blank (The Forty-Year-Old Version on Netflix) try to add up all of Terrence's transformative te...

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Must Hate Crime Dogs: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE) from 2021-10-07T10:00

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Getting Some Hairy Head (with Reggie Conquest) from 2021-10-05T10:00

Does performing oral sex make a man's mustache grow? Langston and his guest Reggie Conquest (That Damn Michael Che on HBO Max) take a deep dive into this messy conspiracy theory.

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Introducing: How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa Bayer and Jonah Bayer from 2021-10-01T14:00

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Devil May Slap: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-09-30T10:00

Langston answers a listener's email about sun showers being a sign of the devil beating his wife.

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Swim Shady (with Aminah Imani) from 2021-09-28T10:00

Are Black people incapable of swimming? Langston and his guest Aminah Imani (Comedy Central) take a dive into this timeless conspiracy theory.

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Get Back Hellcat: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-09-23T10:00

Langston answers a listener's email about cats able to steal human souls.

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Cry2K (with Monroe Martin) from 2021-09-21T10:00

Was the Y2K scare something we should've actually been afraid of? Langston and his guest Monroe Martin (Last Comic Standing) reboot the modems of this wild conspiracy theory.

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Breathing All The White Man's Air: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE) from 2021-09-16T10:00

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I Just Called To Say I See You (with Felonious Munk) from 2021-09-14T10:00

Has Stevie Wonder been lying about being blind all of these years? Langston and his guest Felonious Munk (For Life on ABC) take a good hard look at this touchy conspiracy.

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Sexual Killing: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-09-09T10:00

Langston answers a listener's email about Marvin Gaye being a secret serial killer.

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My Carpenter is Black (with Chloé Hilliard) from 2021-09-07T10:00

Is Jesus Christ actually the begotten Black son of God? Langston and his guest Chloé Hilliard (F*ck Your Diet: And Other Things My Thighs Tell Me) dig up the truth on this heavenly conspiracy th...

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Driving Me Racist: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-09-02T10:00

Langston answers a listener's email about Pontiac cars and their secret racist acronym.

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Dallas Liars Club (with Wyatt Cenac) from 2021-08-31T10:00

Is the legend true of a Dallas woman who was tormenting the local men with the threat of intentionally giving them AIDS? Langston and his guest Wyatt Cenac (Problem Areas on HBO) explore the hor...

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N.W.AIDS: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-08-26T10:00

Langston answers a listener's email about Eazy-E being secretly given the AIDS virus by Suge Knight.

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The Legend of Ann Marie Lastrassi (with Rae Sanni) from 2021-08-24T10:00

Is Beyoncé secretly Italian? Langston and his guest Rae Sanni (A Black Lady Sketch Show on HBO) wash off the makeup on this spicy conspiracy theory.

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Pika-choose The Devil: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-08-19T10:00

Langston answers a listener's email about Pokémon and it's association with demonic influences.

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Pu**y on the Hip (with Yassir Lester) RE-RELEASE from 2021-08-17T10:00

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I Want You Back (The Testicles Remix): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-08-12T10:00

Langston answers a listener's email about Michael Jackson being castrated as a child.

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Not My Cup of Pee (with Ms. Pat) from 2021-08-10T10:00

Does baby pee cure acne? Langston and his guest Ms. Pat (The Ms. Pat Show on BET+) whizz around and soak up this conspiracy theory.

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Introducing: This Is Americans Live (with Miles Gray) / Episode 8: Confidence from 2021-08-05T10:00

We think you'll love this episode of the new show Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network, "This is Americans Live" featuring former My Momma Told Me guest Miles Gray from the 420 Special. Chec...

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SlaverWee (with Robert Hines) from 2021-08-03T10:00

Was Kanye right when he said slavery was a choice? Langston and his guest Robert Hines (Lockdown Detroit on YouTube) entertain this unhinged conspiracy theory.

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Ginger Superheroes: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE) from 2021-07-29T10:00

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Lice Lice Baby (with Jamel Johnson) from 2021-07-27T10:00

Do Black people not get lice because of the hair grease they use? Langston and his guest Jamel Johnson (NBA Storytime) comb through the truth of this tangled conspiracy theory.

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Keeping Up With the Witchkraft: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-07-22T10:00

Langston answers a listener's email about The Kardashians being witches.

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Close Encounters of the Third Reich (with Chinedu Unaka) from 2021-07-20T10:00

Is the government secretly teaching aliens to be racist before they introduce them to the public? Langston and his guest Chinedu Unaka (The Nosy Neighbors on Spotify) look to the bigoted stars f...

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Undercover LaBoy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-07-15T10:00

Langston answers a listener's email about Justin LaBoy being an undercover plant for the Fraternal Order of Police.

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Mountain Don't (with Hannibal Buress) from 2021-07-13T10:00

Does drinking Mountain Dew lower your sperm count? Langston and his guest Hannibal Buress (Miami Nights) take a microscope to this extreme conspiracy theory.

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Getting Some Head: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-07-08T10:00

Langston answers a listener's email about whether rubbing a Black person's head is good luck.

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What Booties May Come (with Sasheer Zamata) from 2021-07-06T10:00

Does having sex make women's butts get bigger? Langston and his guest Sasheer Zamata (Woke on Hulu) raw dog this timeless conspiracy.

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Say Yes to the Oppressed: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-07-01T10:00

Langston answers a listener's email about Hollywood intentionally emasculating Black men by putting them in dresses.

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Yabba Dabba Voodoo (with Kevin Iso) from 2021-06-29T10:00

Is Nigerian jazz/juju real? Langston and his guest Kevin Iso (Flatbush Misdemeanors on Showtime) charm their way to understanding this magical and spiritual belief.

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Introducing: This is Americans Live from 2021-06-25T12:00

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The Legend of Jazz Edgar Hoover: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-06-24T10:00

Langston answers a listener's email about J. Edgar Hoover being secretly Black.

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Color Me Sensitive (with Propaganda) from 2021-06-22T10:00

Are light-skinned people more sensitive? Langston and his guest Propaganda (Hood Politics Podcast) shine a light on this colorful conspiracy.

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Billie Jean, You Are The Mother: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-06-17T10:00

Langston answers a listener's email about Michael Jackson secretly being the love-child of Diana Ross and Smokey Robinson.

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Billion Year Boys Club (with Affion Crockett) from 2021-06-15T13:06

Is Pharrell secretly an undead vampire? Langston and his guest Affion Crockett (Affion Crockett: Mirror II Society on Peacock) take a bite of this haunting conspiracy.

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Dasani is Caucasian for Slavery: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-06-10T10:00

Langston answers a listener's email about the secret racism of the bottled water industry.

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A Clown By Any Other Name (with Eve L. Ewing) from 2021-06-08T10:00

Is there an evil clown in a white van driving around Chicago kidnapping and murdering children? Langston and his guest Eve Ewing (Electric Arches) hold on tight as they ride through this very lo...

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Gynecology Charts&Black Women's Yummy Parts: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-06-03T10:00

Langston answers a listener's conspiracy about the secret truth hidden in gynecology charts.

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All White Tommy Genes (with Alex English) from 2021-06-01T10:00

Did Tommy Hilfiger declare that his clothing was only meant for upperclass white people? Langston and his guest Alex English (That Damn Michael Che on HBO Max) try on this vintage conspiracy the...

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All Eyez On Sammy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-05-27T10:00

Langston answers a listener's conspiracy about the secret behind Sammy Davis Jr.'s glass eye.

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Them Doggone Aliens (with Yedoye Travis) from 2021-05-25T10:00

Did the Dogon Tribe of Mali discover the secrets of alien life? Langston and his guest Yedoye Travis (Comedy Central) travel deep into the truth of this interstellar conspiracy.

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Bumping Uglies: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-05-20T10:00

Langston answers listeners' conspiracy about two ugly people making a pretty baby.

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The Chicken or The Egg or Something Else (with Marie Faustin) from 2021-05-18T10:00

Is the chicken at Chinese restaurants not what it claims to be? Langston and his guest Marie Faustin (The Unofficial Expert Podcast) grill up and serve this problematic conspiracy on a messy lit...

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High Fructose Corn Fascist: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-05-13T10:00

Langston answers listeners' conspiracies about Operation Paperclip and the secret Nazi history behind Fanta.

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Take Yo' Broke A$$ to Outer Space (with Bashir Salahuddin) from 2021-05-11T10:00

Are billionaires investing in space exploration, so they can kick poor people off the Earth? Langston and his guest Bashir Saladhuddin (South Side) blast off into this cosmic cold-blooded conspi...

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Must Hate Crime Dogs: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-05-06T10:00

Langston answers a listener's conspiracy about white people having racist dogs.

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Five-Finger Dismount (with Nick Chambers) from 2021-05-04T10:00

If you point at a cemetery do all your fingers fall off? Langston and his guest Nick Chambers (Tawanda's Live Request) scratch the surface and more exploring this Jamaican superstition.

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Breathing All The White Man's Air: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-04-29T10:00

Langston answers a listener's conspiracy theory about the positioning of Black people's noses.

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Twin Freaks (with Comedian CP) from 2021-04-27T10:00

Is Gucci Mane a clone? Langston and his guest Comedian CP (Detroiters) examine this conspiracy theory along with other hip-hop artists that could possibly be clones.

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Satanic Household Brands: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-04-22T10:00

Langston answers a listener's conspiracy theory about Procter & Gamble and its history with Devil worshipping.

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Yummy, Yummy Drugs in My Tummy: A 420 Special (with Miles Gray) from 2021-04-20T10:00

Is drug free truly the way to be? Langston and his guest Miles Gray (The Daily Zeitgeist) take a huff of the truth behind America's infamous anti-drug campaigns.

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Ginger Superheroes: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode from 2021-04-15T10:00

Langston answers a listener's conspiracy theory about Hollywood replacing its redheaded characters with Black actors.

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A Barrel of Laughs, A Scattering of Slaves (with Michelle Buteau) from 2021-04-13T10:00

Do Black people scatter when they laugh because it’s what slaves would do to avoid causing commotion? Langston and his guest Michelle Buteau (Welcome to Buteaupia and The Circle on Netflix) trac...

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But The Kid is Not My Son, or My Victim (with Diallo Riddle) from 2021-04-06T10:00

Is Michael Jackson actually innocent? Langston and his guest Diallo Riddle (South Side on HBO Max) lay down with this challenging conspiracy to see what they can find.

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Whites Only Anal Probes (with Ashley Nicole Black) from 2021-03-30T10:00

Do aliens exclusively abduct white people? Langston and his guest Ashley Nicole Black (A Black Lady Sketch Show on HBO) probe deep into this out of this world conspiracy.

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If Someone Else Did It (with Shaun Diston) from 2021-03-23T10:00

Is OJ Simpson actually innocent of murder? Langston and his guest Shaun Diston (Wrecked on TBS) take a stab at proving OJ might not be as guilty as he seems (still a terrible guy though).

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Make It Make Sense (with Michael Harriot) from 2021-03-16T10:00

Do white people not have any damn sense? Langston and his guest Michael Harriot (Writer at The Root) try to make sense of the sense white people supposedly don't have.

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Finger Lickin' Dead (with Will Miles) from 2021-03-09T11:00

Are fast food restaurants strategically placed to kill Black people at a faster rate? Langston and his guest Will Miles (South Side on HBO Max) try to keep their blood pressure down as they dig ...

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Queer as Folklore (with Open Mike Eagle) from 2021-03-02T11:00

Does Hollywood have a gay agenda? Langston and his guest Open Mike Eagle (Anime, Trauma and Divorce) clean out the closet of this classic barbershop conspiracy.

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The Last of the Moeshas (with The Lucas Bros) from 2021-02-23T11:00

Is superstar Brandy secretly cursed and inadvertently causing the deaths of anyone who comes close? Langston and his guests The Lucas Bros (Judas and The Black Messiah on HBO Max) never say neve...

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Timbs for My Hooligans in Broo-Klan (with Nate Marshall) from 2021-02-16T11:00

Are Timberland boots secretly produced by the KKK? Langston and his guest Nate Marshall (Finna) dip their toes into this heavy secret. Later, they find themselves on a wild journey as they try t...

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Bed Bugs&Beyond (with Clark Jones) from 2021-02-09T11:00

Did mattress companies intentionally plot a recent bed bugs outbreak as a plan for selling more mattresses? Langston and his guest Clark Jones (Run The World on Starz) try to pick apart what's r...

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A Closet Full of Robert (with Dewayne Perkins) from 2021-02-02T11:00

Is R. Kelly actually innocent of his terrible, terrible crimes? Absolutely not, but Langston and his guest Dewayne Perkins (The Amber Ruffin Show on Peacock) consider all of the evidence in this...

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The Holy Ale (with Laci Mosley) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Are ginger ale and crackers truly the perfect cure to all of our ailments? Langston and his guest Laci Mosley (Scam Goddess) take a healthy bite out of this age old treatment. Learn more about you...

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Like a Hurricane (with Clayton English) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Are hurricanes actually the ghosts of slaves lost in The Middle Passage? Langston and his guest Clayton English (Last Comic Standing on NBC) take this wild legend for a spin. Learn more about your...

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Plan B Kill (with Tawny Newsome) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Are there secret birth control trials forcing African women into sterilization? Langston and his guest Tawny Newsome (Space Force on Netflix) try not to cry as they unpack this traumatizing conspir...

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Prison B*tch Syndrome (with Garrick Bernard) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Does sagging your pants make you gay? Langston and his guest Garrick Bernard (Solar Opposites on Hulu) tighten their belts and dig into this timeless barbershop scuttlebutt. Learn more about your ...

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Harder, Better, Faster, Extra Tendon (with Jordan Temple) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Do Black people have an extra tendon in their legs to help them jump higher and run faster? Langston and his guest Jordan Temple (Atlanta on FX) kick in the problematic door of this age old conspir...

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Six Feet from Poverty (with Petey DeAbreu) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Do the challenges of poverty actually make the world a better place? Langston and his guest Petey DeAbreu (Comedy Central Stand-Up) take a philosophical look into how culture is actually formed and...

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Chemtrails and All That Jazz (with Ayo Edebiri) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Are chemtrails real, and are they leading to riots and population control? Langston and his guest Ayo Edebiri (Big Mouth on Netflix) take a big old huff of some very scary stuff floating out in the...

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Tupac Lives! (with Jay Ellis) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Is Tupac still alive and still dressed like 1996 in Cuba? Langston and his guest Jay Ellis (Insecure on HBO) take a trip through all of Tupac's possible survival tactics and hiding places. Also, th...

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"Hairline Switch" with Janelle James from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Do Black men with bad haircuts get more opportunities in white America? Langston and his guest Janelle James (Black Monday on Showtime) cut through the bullsh*t to find out why so many rich Black m...

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"May The Best Roaster Win" with Zack Fox from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Were white people created by an ancient Black scientist? Langston and his guest Zack Fox (Jesus Is The One on Spotify) explore the science and the religion behind this devastating claim. Learn mor...

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"Electromagnetism and All That Sh*t" with Baron Vaughn from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Is 5G truly the downfall of humanity? Langston and his guest Baron Vaughn (Grace & Frankie on Netflix) do a heavy download on the invisible enemy some people say is radiating our insides and killin...

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"I am AIDS" with Sydnee Washington from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Is the government secretly responsible for giving AIDS to black people? Langston and his guest Sydnee Washington (Comedy Central) fall deep into this legendary black conspiracy theory. Also, they t...

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"Anti-Brusher" with Ego Nwodim from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Do ants crawl in your mouth when you're sleeping if you forget to brush your teeth? Langston and his guest Ego Nwodim (Saturday Night Live) try to swallow the truth behind this stunning claim. Also...

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"Cold in Their Bones" with Naomi Ekperigin from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Are white people actually immune to cold temperatures? Langston and his guest Naomi Ekperigin (Mythic Quest: Raven's Banquet on Apple TV+) unpack the truth on this conspiracy, and what they find mi...

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"Put a Root on You" with Carl Tart from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Is it possible to curse a man by putting menstrual blood in his spaghetti? Langston and his guest Carl Tart (Brooklyn Nine-Nine on NBC) make a meal of this country ass conspiracy. Learn more about...

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"It Could Be a Crackhead" with Eric Andre from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

What treasures does the Crichton Leprechaun still have to offer? Langston and his guest Eric Andre (Legalize Everything on Netflix) find out where the gold is really at on this very special episode...

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"The Booty Doo" with Jak Knight from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Is there a correlation between single moms and gay men? Langston and his guest Jak Knight (Big Mouth on Netflix) pull back the hate on this dangerous conspiracy. Also, they dream of a world of hote...

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"Darkskinned Karate Brothers" with Roy Wood Jr. from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Did Wesley Snipes intentionally trick Billy Blanks into missing his Passenger 57 audition, thus securing Wesley the role and cornering Billy into a career of producing workout tapes? Hard to say, b...

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"Don't Fumble the Bag" with Quinta Brunson from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

If you put your purse on the floor, will you go broke? Langston and his guest Quinta Brunson (A Black Lady Sketch Show on HBO) clutch their purses to their chests as they open up the bag on this cl...

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"Too Much Sauce" with Shalewa Sharpe from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Is there more seasoning on the chips in Black neighborhoods than there is on the chips in white neighborhoods? Langston and his guest Shalewa Sharpe (The New Negroes on Comedy Central) take a dip i...

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"A Gift for Seal" with David Gborie from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Is there such a thing as a Black Illuminati? Langston and his guest David Gborie (The Half Hour on Comedy Central) uncloak the truth on the secret organization and its members. Spoiler alert: Gary ...

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"Don't Drink the White One" with Sam Jay from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Is the KKK responsible for Mistic Juice Drinks? Langston and his guest Sam Jay make some phone calls to get to the bottom of things. Also, they call for independence from the white nation. Learn m...

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"These Sheets Feel Like Booty" with Chris Redd from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Is it possible to run out of cum? Langston and his guest Chris Redd (Saturday Night Live) have no idea, but they definitely say cum way too many times. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://...

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"Pu**y on the Hip" with Yassir Lester from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Are Ciara and Usher intersex? Langston and his guest Yassir Lester (Black Monday on Showtime) work to figure it out. Also, they do their absolute best not to get canceled. Learn more about your ad...

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Introducing: My Momma Told Me with Langston Kerman from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Comedian Langston Kerman and his guests take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll cover silly conspiracies, scary conspira...

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Black Like Me, Crack Like Me (with Nicole Byer) from 2021-01-26T11:00

Does Black, in fact, not crack? Langston and his guest Nicole Byer (Nailed It! on Netflix) do their best to piece together the truth on this timeless rhyme.

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Introducing: My Momma Told Me with Langston Kerman from 2020-08-10T17:44:17

Comedian Langston Kerman and his guests take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll cover silly conspiracies, scary conspira...

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