Podcasts by NCNC - No Cash No Code Podcast

To the Max from 2023-12-09T13:05:11

As the weeks fizz by we see who is going flat, who is bubbling to the top and who's weeks were sweet. Two household names slug it out in a Pepsi taste test of a weekly award

Taylor made from 2023-12-05T18:00

Swift(ly) on to another gameweek but before we shake the last one off, we break down week 14 and see which Manager is knock, knock, knocking on Heavens door.

Kudos to Colin from 2023-12-02T13:30

Only one podcaster, luckily the one you want to listen to, as the show must go on before the games start to come in Thick and Fast.

A tough week is recapped with a controversial manager o...

Fiskal Crisis from 2023-11-25T11:00

We take a look at who is balancing the books, with Mr. Moneybags and who is going broke. This pod gives a key insight to the thinking of an award winning NCNC great

Palmer Ham from 2023-11-11T10:59

A pig's ear of a week 11 is rounded up along with the previously high scoring 10. We discuss which melons benched their top scorers, who had the charcuterie of a team and who is wafer thin. ...

Mic Check from 2023-11-10T17:05:03

We see what's going Brown at the top of the table whilst covering the Wild world of Gameweek 9, a week where few were hurt but only a couple grabbed the Mic and let their voices be heard

The curse of the pod from 2023-10-28T05:30

A pod for the Salah and Son (c)'s to bask and relieve a "great" week while several unfortunate managers inch towards the traded MOTM.

We get a lesser spotted century and a c...

Wake me up before hugo-go from 2023-10-07T10:00

Wham! While some of us are sleeping at the bottom of the table, others are going up and down like a yo-yo. October saw a battle for the ages for MOTM. Founding fathers faced off with fresh new f...

TOM TOM, Show me the way to... from 2023-10-01T13:26:25

...points where all around. Its a tale of Toons, Tom's and to many bad decisions to mention. Plus we set the table for a tight MOTD

I am sorry...Miss? Jackson! from 2023-09-23T12:30

You may not want to relive gameweek 5 but we have a special treat on the pod as we discuss which players had their swan song and who grabbed the Mic

Ade cuppa Rice from 2023-09-16T12:00

The league was tighter than a Garnacho offside but wildcards, wilder picks and some plain Rice shake the league up in week 4.

Rob'd from 2023-09-02T05:30

Week 3 pod and we cover the rise of Sterling, cash payouts and those who went broke (sic).

The most predictable pod of the year from 2023-08-24T14:41:12

Week 2 is thankfully over and we can all look forward...to the end of the season. MysticMe and NostraThomas attempt to tell you, where you will finish this season with the usual categories inclu...

THE ACTUAL END OF SEASON POD!! from 2023-08-19T14:48:57

A tech error on the last release, have fun with a MUCH better pod featuring the historian and a proper recap of 2022/23 to get you in the mood for 23/24 (tinker, tinker, tinker).

Taking the Mick in week 1 from 2023-08-19T14:42:45

Who got the squad to match the work put into the team name? How to spend 6.5 mio? Can we go without Salah? One man has all the answers and Nicks a lead in week 1.

No "cash" no code end of 2022/23 from 2023-07-09T12:16:25

In keeping with the season that was, this episode is late, patched together and not my best...But the winners get there deserved time in the son (if not their prizes)

It is all to play for from 2023-05-28T14:53:56

At the end of a long season, there are so many talking points to be covered and many all important end of season ranks to be decided today. This super mini pod is however just a quick note out o...

Mini Double with Chips from 2023-04-06T17:02:01

A bumper episode covering two gameweeks. Cast your mind back to a week where all eyes were on the south coast to see if March could march in March.

The next gameweek ensured we asked the ...

He's Caning it! from 2023-03-04T14:07:39

In a week of doubles creating poor choices, with Darwin selected, naturally, a few managers survived, a few struggled and a select few thrived. We revisit week 25 and discuss some OG's of NCNC.&...

'The more Rash, the better’. from 2023-02-15T15:30:21

A midweek pod, before a media lockdown, that covers triple captainers, 100 pointers, shed a tear for the transfer errors and uncover the worst of benches 

Surprising Prizing from 2023-02-03T18:31:43

Times up, pens down. Did you do the KDB/Bruno hockey cokey? Have you disrespected Hattrick Haaland with a triple captain from another part of Manchester? While we wait for a long week to see wha...

Same, same...but different? from 2023-01-05T18:44:55

After unlimited transfers in week 17, we review how obviously similar the teams in NCNC are…while at the same time shining a light on the few managers who are Kaneing it and those needing a very...

Backslapping and Recapping from 2022-12-24T14:00:30

To set up for the reboot, we look at the good, the bad and the ugly of the season so far. Some preseason predictions are finally revealed, which should provide some additional motivation for man...

He'll be Singhing from 2022-10-09T13:23:21

As the league heats up we prepare you for an upcoming, much-needed mammoth pod (later this week?!) with a short sharp pod. The reliable podcaster gets through the talking points of a high-scorin...

They think it's all over... from 2022-08-30T16:00:24

A one-man pod (not the one you want, sorry) for the quick turnaround. The big questions are answered: Who is the manager of the month? Who's captain didn't dodge all the points? Which manager al...

Time to pop the cork? from 2022-08-27T13:55:35

The Champ and the Commissioner reunite for the "eagerly" anticipated first pod of the new season. We cover early celebrations, post-tinkering blues and a couple of trollers gain the attention th...

NCNC 2022 Predictions Reviewed from 2022-08-02T03:33:04

Recorded at the end of last season and released at the start of another, we revisit the 2021/22 season to discuss the winners and er winners of the year that was. Were you correctly prejudged? W...

A Book of Eli from 2021-12-11T13:39:04

We put November to bed and give a disproportionate amount of attention to the wrong end of the table. Dennis proves to be a menace, Mason's points mount and a man not named Salah wears the armba...

MOTM. Who's Bryk-ing it? from 2021-12-01T15:14:57

A rapid pod to cover GW13 where Arsenal wing-backs came to the fore, Son and Kane got lost in the snow and the manager of the month award comes down to the wire

King of the Hill from 2021-11-29T17:00:25

A much-needed pod as we throwback to October in a disjointed, mishmash of a pod. We touch on the past and focus on the present. This episode includes century scores, wasted wildcards, consistent...

King of Hill from 2021-11-29T17:00:25

A much-needed pod as we throwback to October in a disjointed, mishmash of a pod. We touch on the past and focus on the present. This episode includes century scores, wasted wildcards, consistent...

Dash Bros and their Goalkeeping Woes from 2021-10-02T16:27:36

A barely mentioned manager gets more time than he wants, a rookie gets all he deserves and a veteran gets a monthly dose of pain, just.

Monthly praise, yearly predictions and rookie redemptions from 2021-09-25T14:10:03

We look back at a week where benches came to the rescue, differentials delivered and captains led from the front. There is finally some love for a rookie manager, we also look through the first ...

Captain, my captain from 2021-09-18T16:10:45

A pod that somehow barely mentioned CR7. Not a single Siuuu was given, as we wade through wildcards, grudgingly respect a differential and mispronounce multiple names

Stop! Hammers nine from 2021-09-06T17:13:13

Transfer woes, bench keepers and dodgy captains picks feature in hurt of the week, followed by a quick catch up with a guest who didn’t have any of those issues last season. There's Antonio appr...

Hammer time from 2021-08-28T11:51:01

We make a Dash through week 2 and see if any managers didn’t captain Salah or Bruno.

There's also a fairly rude introduction to a new member of the league in hurt of the week.

How do you pronounce Tsimikas? from 2021-08-22T11:59:12

Today's meze of a pod has all the usual favorites. For those new to NCNC, we cover the best selections, most well-constructed team's and the managers whose decisions left a taste in the mouth li...

Im Coming Up So You Better Get This Party Started from 2021-08-10T21:52:03

The first pod of the almost season has some celebrity tips and your hipster picks to aid the search for this year's Dallas, Lord Lundstrum or, erm, Pukki?

The Damien Appreciation Pod from 2021-06-18T13:55:26

Better late than never.

Fast and Loose from 2021-05-15T06:37:15

The team whistle through 3 game weeks, covering doubles, blanks and regulars. We are on zombie alert as we discuss a dead team that are very much alive. 

PSA: The Cupdate! from 2021-04-30T19:33:32

Special PSA Cupdate.

Lucas, I am a bad father. from 2021-04-17T10:44:48

Revaltions galore. Someone has been lobbying André for a warm humble dedication. We have the ballad of Lucas Maura and Tom reveals who is in fact, a bad dad.

Same Names Different Gameweek from 2021-04-07T12:38:53

The team cover game weeks big and small but everything remains familiar.

Free-hitting Leads to Centuries from 2021-03-23T20:37:23

If only NCNC opened the batting for England. Tons galore. This week the team discuss some legends and some gaudy scores.

aMAYzing scenes Jeff!! from 2021-03-02T21:57:27

A man down, a rising star and a frantic month-end. The boys put themselves to the task like any team would when they go down a man, covering more ground than you would think possible including t...

Mount Everitt from 2021-02-14T17:02:12

Three the easy way. This week a shout-out to little brother, a truckload of hurt and we review marvel's latest antihero - Differentiator Man aka Corkie. 

Would You Like Chips With That? from 2021-02-03T20:46:49

Hmm. Creativity is not my strength. Regardless, it is a duet for you this week. André and Tom running wild and free through GW19 and 20. A couple rising stars get well earned spotlights and we f...

Blankity Blank from 2021-01-30T17:14:29

Anyone for a game of Boggle while we bogle? What even is a Bogle?! How do you pronounce Guaita or croissant for that matter? All will be revealed listener. 

New Years Revolutions from 2021-01-12T14:50:19

The world turns and so too did the league scores if only for one brief week. Back covering three game weeks, we find out who had Saka before he was cool, who went for a strikerless system, and w...

A Festive Rip Snorter from 2020-12-24T09:00

Back on the same call at the same time, we take a look back over the last two games weeks to welcome a couple of centurions into the club. Records are there to be broken and May we all get award...

2019 A Throwback from 2020-12-23T18:07:11

A semblance of order restored. Big scores from big scorers. Something warm and familiar about it all. A simpler time. A slightly disjointed pod but we have A *sports channel voiceover voice* Bat...

Will the Son Ever Set? from 2020-12-05T18:40:53

It was bound to happen sooner or later. We managed to turn the pod into a backslapping event. However, it is not all-out us. We make ample time to dish out hurt to a couple other managers and even ...

Bonus Quarterly Update from 2020-11-20T22:33:38

Tom takes the big chair for this international break special. Its time to look back at the preseason predictions and which managers were fuelled by our pessimism. Also an in-depth look at the ri...

Look Man, this is Eze! from 2020-11-12T13:43:37

Mr October strikes again! Time to crown another MOTM. We cast our eye over a rollercoaster couple of game weeks. The message we all learnt is that you should not fly too close to the sun just li...

Tricks and Treats from 2020-11-03T22:32:57

Its a patchwork of a pod this time. Many delays and rescheduled zoom calls ultimately meant we could not record together. That does not mean we have cut corners  - from the Bam-trick to the...

Show Time from 2020-10-14T01:00

Remember when the circus came to town? The improbable, the spectacular, the disturbing. The stars of this big top were GW3 and GW4. We also make time to offer our thoughts on the big debate - do...

Preseason - Part 2 from 2020-10-13T07:13:13

The second part of the preseason predictions. We continue to sort through the managers from former champs to cup contenders and of course, lots of Tom's.

And they are off! from 2020-09-28T07:00

GW1 and 2 in the bag - we take a look over the good, the bad, and the ugly of the first two game weeks. 

Preseason Part 1 from 2020-09-27T11:22:21

A new season and lots of new challenges. Season 2 of the NCNC pod starts as it should with the first part of our preseason predictions. 

The Lost Tapes from 2020-09-04T14:55:32

The lost tapes from the inaugural season of the NCNC podcast.  Big thanks to all of you for listening and supporting this pod.

Pipped At The Post from 2020-08-08T05:10:05

Once again we explore just how great football is through the drama of the final day of the season. And just think how great you would be if you hadn’t tinkered.

Top Seeds and Bottom Grades from 2020-07-23T20:03:18

Ever wonder what it’s like to be a virtual Sammy Lee? Join us on a journey down memory lane to find out where it all started for one manager. We review the cup semi finals and the race for MOTM app...

Sweet 16 from 2020-07-22T09:52:01

The 16th seed rolls on into the semi finals of the NCNC Cup to face the moneyball team. We also look back at a big week for late goals and a man called David.

Chapaaaartay All The Way from 2020-07-18T11:14:09

This week we turn our attention to the vast, empty wilderness of the league - where nothing grows and nothing dies - mid table. Plus we give one manager reason to party hard.

Goalkeeping Woes from 2020-07-11T12:46:07

The greatest hurt ever captured on amateur audio. A modern classic. Sit back and enjoy.

Back to School from 2020-07-08T14:29:47

Joined by Tom this week to review a high scoring game week. As term draws to a close, we start to review preseason predictions and dish out some slightly harsh grades.

Saint By Numbers from 2020-07-03T17:56:37

The century club welcomes another member. It’s MOTM time again and a saint goes marching past the end of the pod.

Century Boys from 2020-06-28T08:18:50

You’ll want to give this episode a listen. Never before seen two century scores battle for top of the GW. Walk into the commissioners office for some serious hurt. Alone on the bench with Button, m...

Beautiful Symmetry from 2020-06-23T12:02:39

Chips Ahoy! Back in the swing of NCNC. Some are up, some missed opportunities and a couple never stood a chance. Nothing matters because we are all living in a Freddie wonderland.

Thick and Fast from 2020-06-17T09:21:11

The plus weeks are finally here. A (new) normal service resumes as we take a quick look around the NCNC league ahead of the return.

Gold: The Teams and the Chips from 2020-04-12T16:09:37

Spotlight on ToTW from GW27, 28 and 29. We look back over the highs and luck Of the last few weeks including a slightly controversial award.

NCNC Gold: The Picks and The Hurt from 2020-03-30T21:19:39

We focus on two awards as we assess the damage and try to find hope in the last three game weeks.

PSA from the Commish from 2020-03-14T12:53:40

Update from NCNC towers.

Differential Strokes from 2020-02-21T21:48:12

GW26 saw lots of value squandered on benches... but not at NCNC Pod HQ. We subbed off the Commish and brought in the ultimate differential.

Beware the Wild Wagons from 2020-02-08T10:17:45

We swerve the wagons this week and cast an eye over the another bag of chips. Look out for a cupdate and did our commissioner really send for a rival?

Triple The Fun from 2020-01-31T17:58:41

Strap in for a Special Cup edition. Fittingly for a double game week, we have played our triple captain and brought in a special guest host to bag some extra points. Plus the January MOTM sheds som...

Pull your socks up from 2020-01-23T14:46

While one podcaster is at the seaside, we discuss fishy scores and dodgy chips. Keepers get much love as we reminisce unprofessionally about gameweek 23, before the pressure of the cup began

Up for the Cup from 2020-01-18T05:10:14

Extended episode this week. The cup draw is finally here. Plus we look back over a ‘stinkfest’ of a game week.

Tight at the Back from 2020-01-11T16:22:04

The rookies are chipping away but which one can last the distance? We look over GW21 when it was definitely better to be lucky than good.

Joy From The Demise Of Others from 2020-01-03T21:32:50

We discuss a pivotal week in the season and gain insight into the motivation for the manager of the month.

Dashing Through The Awards from 2020-01-01T02:15:07

A No Cash No Code First and a Christmas family feud.

Danc-Ing up the Table from 2019-12-29T19:16:38

The game-weeks come thick and fast over the holidays. We pick apart the bones of GW18 from the land down under (partly).

Who Used Him Best? from 2019-12-20T11:35:49

Another bumper episode looking back over the GW16 and GW17 highlights and lowlights. The local crowd lend their support to a legend of NCNC as the veterans start their march up the table to chal...

Back On It from 2019-12-13T13:50:46

It has been a while but we are back! Amidst the Christmas party "celebrations", we catch up on weeks gone by. An award and interview with out Manager of The Month for November, early bandwagons,...

Second Place Duality from 2019-11-30T11:40:37

GW13 in review. We look back on a high scoring week, visit the crowded Vardy bus and wonder why the stragglers at the Pukki Party refuse to leave. 

Hit Me Baby One More Time from 2019-11-18T08:30:57

We look back over GW12 as the league takes yet another pause for the internationals. Big scores and even bigger hits. 

A Free Hit Down Memory Lane from 2019-11-08T17:06:12

Strap in for another bumper episode! This week a trip down memory lane - we are joined by a very special guest looking back at the NCNC early days. A monster week of scoring means it's Gotta Hur...

Post Apocalypse from 2019-11-01T11:19:17

Special bumper episode covering GW9 and GW10. We take a look back on a couple of brutal game weeks to try and reassure ourselves that this is still an elite league. Plus we have a special guest ...

They All Went To Market from 2019-10-12T12:25:34

The interlull is here. We reflect on a busy week in the markets for NCNC managers, a massive leap for one manager and we are  joined by the  Manager of the Month for a look back on a s...

Let Your Garden Grow from 2019-10-04T18:20:59

A first birthday to celebrate, the Manager of the Month for September finally announced, and the streak continues for one unlucky manager.  Apologies in advance for the poor sound quality, ...

Vices, we all have them. from 2019-09-28T08:21:44

The week 6 round up and its hard to avoid the elephant in the room. 

The Fall of the Wildlings from 2019-09-21T08:43:48

The leagues lowest ranked team showing everyone else how it's done. Whats happening to wildcards? And an interview with the August Manager of the Month.

All about Chips from 2019-09-19T19:10:10

Chips, chips, chips galore. Hipster picks, swinging for the fences and the first Manager of the Month.

The Battle of Tokenhouse from 2019-08-31T12:00

Wildcards, a new leader and the first what promises to be a long battle for Tokenhouse supremacy!

Welcome To The Big Leagues from 2019-08-24T12:00

I guess this is now a thing. Early season promise rapidly fading for some. Weekly update on the NCNC League.

Preseason Predictions from 2019-08-17T12:00

New season, new format. Preseasons predictions and the single season all time top scorer.