Podcasts by Nearly Beloved

Nearly Beloved

It's our Season 3! Join us as we chat The Bachelor Australia 2020. Nearly Beloved is a pod about dating shows, for the feminists who love them.

We discuss dating shows as a way of thinking about our whole culture’s obsession with romance, coupledom and the idea of “the one"... and occasionally squeal over actual sweet things. Oh, also: the DRAMAH!!!1!

Dig into our earlier seasons about the delightful clusterf*cks of Married At First Sight Australia and Bachelor In Paradise!

Your co-hosts are Lucy May (reality dating TV tragic) and Karen Pickering (Noted Public Femmo, Bachie newbie and lol-bringer). We've been hailed as one of the funniest female podcasts out there, according to Lucy's mum. See you in the mansion!

Send memes to us on Twitter: @nearly_beloved, Insta: @nearlybelovedpodcast, Email: nearlybelovedpodcast@gmail.com

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Episodes 11&12! The Bachelor Australia 2020 - TikTok Stars In My DMs&Climbing Everest from 2020-09-19T13:00

It's Date Time! Let's visit an office block and put nappies on dolls! Let's have an Intimacy Coach watch us paint things on a large man! Let's drive in a Kombi van and lie in...

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Episodes 9&10! The Bachelor Australia 2020 - Ronda Taps Out Plus Buy These Products from 2020-09-13T13:00

WouLd aNyOne liKE a Starb*cks CoFfee?? Somehow Lockydown is over already so it's back to the Mansion to discover Bella and Irena hate each other, Roxi's introducing Ronda, Juliette&apo...

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Episodes 7&8! The Bachelor Australia 2020 - LOCKYDOWN from 2020-09-05T17:00

"Who likes motorbikes?", asks Locky and take a guess whether Karen Beloved does. But actually forget all that because COVID-19 is here to force us into awks Zoom dates! Plus we say a s...

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Episodes 5&6! The Bachelor Australia 2020 - Playing Chest With Sexy Beekeepers from 2020-08-30T17:00

"Is this a joke?", asks Areeba, and pretty much same. More tears and whispered conspiracies during cocktail parties that never end, Roxi melts down over... ??, and Charley steps into a...

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Episodes 3&4! The Bachelor Australia 2020 - Cliffs, White Leggings&That Letter from 2020-08-22T13:00

"Do you like me Y/N", asks Juliette, and when it comes to cliffs Nicole says NOPE (we say fair enough). Join us as we discuss two episodes that seemed to comprise largely of tears and ...

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Season Premiere! The Bachelor Australia 2020 - Penguins&Dads For Life from 2020-08-16T17:00

Zip up your penguin suits and get Sincere! The Bachelor Australia is back for 2020. We chat about the most important people in the show AKA all the women, our predictions for the rumored Love Ob...

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Season FINALE! Bachelor in Paradise Australia 2020 - Goodbye Our Lovers from 2020-08-10T13:00

Our summer fling is over, Beloveds! But before we say goodbye, let's enjoy Glisha, Cary and Menee pledging their troth to one another on our TV screens and two out of three doing the same o...

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Episodes 9-10-11-12! Bachelor in Paradise Australia 2020 - All The Mums from 2020-08-08T14:00

How good are Mums?! We splash ourselves in their amazingness during family Fiji visits: Donna thrills over Glenn, Elaine connects with Mary and Mary-Anne rips Ciarran to pieces. Plus the best Ba...

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Episodes 5-6-7-8! Bachelor in Paradise Australia 2020 - In Praise of Bread from 2020-08-01T13:00

BRO CODE IS BULLSHIT! Hurricane Keira arrives, so does Kiki, and we lose Jess & Helena & Niranga and a Cleanskin (nope) plus Jamie. We discuss Cass's textbook mean girl #casslightin...

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Episodes 3&4! Bachelor in Paradise Australia 2020 - Horny For Greg from 2020-07-25T13:00

Wheee Alisha is here! She's sprinkled her magic on Greg and has us looking at him v. differently. Join us as we discuss the Bula Banquet from hell, Renee's Reveal, the episode that nev...

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Episodes 1&2! Bachelor in Paradise Australia 2020 - Shocked And Also Not Shocked from 2020-07-19T11:00

Wowee the first two eps of BIP 2020 came in hot, "moist" (sorry) and also somehow spent a long time on Jamie? We discuss the shock elimination, a now-confirmed Fall From Grace, why we ...

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Season Preview! Bachelor in Paradise Australia 2020 from 2020-07-11T16:00

Slap on your self tanner and grab a fruity cocktail, Beloveds! We're rebounding into the arms of Bachie in Paradise Season 3, complete with discussion of our fave cast members, what old-lad...

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MAFS Australia 2020 THE FINALE, Finally from 2020-04-07T13:00

School's out! We say Goodbye My Lover to our MAFS faves AKA most of the women and Seb. Find out whose couch reacts brought us most joy and what amazing print Karen wore to show Lucy up duri...

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MAFS Australia 2020 Episodes 33-34-35 All Hail Queen Mishel plus The Atomic Dinner Party from 2020-04-04T15:00

SHE DID IT! Mishel bloody did it. We squeal gleefully. Plus find out what fave snack of Lucy's Karen disparages, and enjoy our cackling over the dinner party we've all been waiting (fo...

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MAFS Australia 2020 Bonus Ep - ASHLEE - Tash's amazing bridesmaid chats with us from 2020-03-28T16:00

#freetash Bonus Ep! We speak to MAFS 2020 Icon, Ashlee - Tash's amazing bridesmaid, who stood up for her friend and got thrown under the bus in true reality TV fashion. Spoiler: she's ...

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MAFS Australia 2020 Episodes 29-30-31-32 The Return of Big Hayles! from 2020-03-28T15:00

We discuss how Hayley, that great brazen breath of quotable air, sweeps in to razz up Gels'/Lads' Nights with some light cheating scandale. Plus enjoy Dismal Final Dates with Connie &a...

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MAFS Australia 2020 Episodes 25-26-27-28 - Let's All Write Leave plus Wife Home Visits from 2020-03-21T14:00

As we limp to the end of this godforsaken season, discover what Karen would do to avoid quarantine with Stichael, the breakout star of these episodes and who needs to take his top off and leave ...

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MAFS Australia 2020 Episodes 21-22-23-24 WTF Ivan&Aleks plus Husband Home Visits from 2020-03-14T19:00

Insert Keyser Soze quote here re. MAFS, knock us over with a feather etc. WTF JUST HAPPENED. Karen explains. Oh and various wives go to various husbands' shitty homes.

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MAFS Australia 2020 Episodes 17-18-19-20 Hi Lizzie&Seb, KC&Drew, Bye Hayley&David, Mikey&Natasha from 2020-03-07T17:00

Welcome Lizzie & large animate scarecrow Seb (jk we think he is sweet), plus KCLA and... the other guy. Drew? Then join us as we farewell two true giants of #MAFS in Hayley and David, and wh...

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MAFS Australia 2020 Episodes 13-14-15-16 ToothbrushGate&Bye Tash Amanda Vanessa Chris from 2020-02-29T11:00

Gross. We finally arrive at #toothbrushgate and it's as awful as New Idea said. Join us as we gag along with Mel Expert and also say goodbye to Lucy's visual Valium!

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MAFS Australia 2020 Episode 9-10-11-12 Intimacy (Ugh) Week&Dinner Party 2 from 2020-02-23T10:00

It's Intimacy (vom) Week! Join us as we discover what Mikey adorably thinks is intimate (fishing?), when Lucy felt personally attacked, and who needs to be sent back to the factory, stat. Listen

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MAFS Australia 2020 Episodes 5-6-7-8: Jonethen&Connie, Ivan&Aleks, Stacey&Michael, Mishel&Steve from 2020-02-15T13:00

#CONETHEN Join us as we discuss Karen's MAFS safe word, who is Lucy's visual Valium, and what we think Tash did with those bleak honeymoon keyrings. Plus: The First Dinner Party *omino...

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MAFS Australia 2020 Episode 2-3-4: Amanda&Tash, Mikey&Natasha, Hayley&David, Vanessa&Chris from 2020-02-09T14:00

Join us as we chat about That Hallway, who 100% needs new friends, get giddy about Experiencing Privacy and cover several key #MAFSlessons

Your co-hosts Lucy May (reality dating TV trag...

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MAFS Australia 2020 Episode 1 - Luke&Poppy's record scratch, Josh&Cathy's twinning love from 2020-02-04T17:00

Make sure you don't bail like a dropped sandwich! Holy DOOLEY! Ep 1 of MAFS Australia 2020 is here and it's as sweaty as a limo full of regretful bridal parties.

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