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Neck of the Woods

Hosted by Black Twitter's favorite cousins, blogger Freshalina and Xtian Emiliano Neck of The Woods is a hilarious weekly wrap-up of everything ranging from ratchet to righteous.

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Miss WandaVision from 2021-05-17T15:11:43

After a brief hiatus, your favorite cousins Freshalina and Xtian Emiliano are here to check in and update your on their lives and share commentary of all things important them; mostly Miss Wanda fr...

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Hard To Kill from 2019-12-17T23:13:57

They really tried to kill your favorite, famous bitch. Hi cousins, look who is back just time for the holiday season. We dissect the assassination attempt on the hottest female rapper, Saucy Santan...

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Cheapening The Brand from 2018-11-13T01:26:18

White people discover that Idris Elba is a zaddy, an auntie finds out what happens when you run up on James St. Patrick for a picture, KeKe Wyatt's crazy ass ties the knot again, Future can't stop ...

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Nivea SZN from 2018-10-22T18:00:04

Episode Title: Nivea SZN

Episode Description: Grab your favorite wig with an asymmetrical bang -- your favorite cousins are back to collect child support!

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Thug Motivation 101 (Minisode) from 2018-01-06T17:35:44

Patty cake, patty cake, microwave. Time to collect back child support -- 2018 is finally here. Fresh is flying solo this week (and postponing her dinner plans) to offer fellow creatives a few words...

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Without Warning from 2017-11-23T01:46:30

Your favorite cousins are back like cooked crack. Nothing further needs to be said, enjoy!

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Puts Soda In Free Water Cup from 2017-01-17T16:18:52

@Freshalina and @SirRatchettness have been gone for a minute but are back with the jump off. It took for Kordell Stewart lost audition tape to Vibe Vixen, Bow Wow reminding Funk Master Flex just ho...

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Mandingo Effect from 2016-09-29T22:56:52

This week episode @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness break down the beef between Meek Mill and The Game, laugh at the coonery that Mary J Blige has subjected us to again and try to keep a level head ...

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No, My Name Is Juicy from 2016-09-07T06:33:43

This week episode we play tribute to the baddest bitch Young Thug aka Jeffrey and Yung Joc killing the hair game one swoop bang at a time. Future leaked rant going off on Diddy's old ass, and try t...

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Counterfeit Monie from 2016-08-20T19:01:33

This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness are literally drained from all the extraness that has taken place. From Blac Chyna legendary mother Tokyo Toni allegedly being homeless and forced to driv...

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Shade Of Honor from 2016-08-12T21:06:01

This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness make sure to spend ample time roasting emotional scammers Minnie from Little Women ATL and Rob Hill Sr, Karlie Redd isn't acting her age (like always), R....

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Ten Piece and a Ranch from 2016-07-29T17:14:23

This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness are literally left speechless after all of the L's that Atlanta are experiencing this week. Tiny fighting T.I. side bitches, Toya Wright divorcing Memphit...

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Insert Title Here from 2016-07-25T17:47:55

Flops on top of flops. @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness talk about Vh1's Hip Hop Honors, Tamar allegedly cheating on Vincent Herbert, Marques Houston being a door to door Jehovah witness, and catch...

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Major Tea Alert from 2016-07-08T19:41:35

@Freshalina and @SirRatchettness are always here to provide the laughs when you need them most. This week they talk about Blue Ivy's frustrations with Jay-Z getting older, Mr. Steal Your Grandma us...

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Hennything Is Possible from 2016-06-24T20:01:02

J.R. Smith finally has a legit reason to hit the club, Gucci Mane isn't a clone (but still still needs to stay the hell away from Drake), NeNe Leakes and Peter Thomas go into business together, Pum...

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Gumbo Party from 2016-06-17T21:11:24

After wasting time preparing for Birthday Bash only to see the horrible line up, Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness catch up over how draining Ayesha Curry has become, OJ Simpson asking Khloe Kardashi...

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Laura's Lawn Service from 2016-06-10T14:26:03

This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness have a Deb Antney Power Panel on the importance of investing in real online coaching. Freshalina breaks down exactly you will get from one of her online c...

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Everything's Gucci from 2016-05-27T15:55:33

This week Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness are over come with joy that Gucci Mane has finally been released from prison and is back in their lives. The lives of Juvenile, Foxy Brown, and scammers of...

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Thirfty Bitches from 2016-05-13T14:55:47

This week Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness plan Blac Chyna's baby shower and give Tokyo Toni career advice, reflect on their "run up and get up" mentality, break down reality rewind for this week in...

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Memoirs of Blue Ivy from 2016-05-06T12:36:41

This week @SirRatchettness and @Freshalina give their take of the #MetGala red carpet, come to the defense of Khia's opinions of Beyonce's Lemonade video, and offer marketing advice to personal fav...

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Lemon Pepper Wings and A Freeze Cup from 2016-04-29T13:32:23

@Freshalina and @SirRatchettness are still on the search of Miss Becky, can she please raise her hand? Lemonade and good hair aside, they catch up over the one of the baddest bitches Elgin Charles ...

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Filler Episode from 2016-04-22T14:04:25

Trying their best to deal with the celebrity deaths of this week, @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness cover who they would cast for the new season of Love and Hip Hop Miami, celebrate Harriet Tubman m...

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Testicle Difficulties from 2016-04-15T15:11:45

Dropping that ass like they wifi, Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness are fed up with the scammers of the world. Having no problem throwing on their #FutureHive capes, they address the pettiness that C...

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Two Hennessys and A Coke from 2016-04-08T12:00:56

Your two favorite cousins Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness are back to salute TokyoToni and all her #BlackGirlMagic, dive into the numerous criminals that Mona Scott Young have hired on this season ...

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April Foolishness from 2016-04-01T12:00:54

Guess who's bizzack?! After dodging your phone calls on Christmas, New Years and Easter, your favorite absentee fathers have finally retuned -- and this time they're here to stay. This week, Fresha...

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The Percocet & Aretha Joint from 2015-11-12T23:40:31

Go big girl what you gon' do! Fresh and Sir Ratchettness remove the focus (and dingleberries) from Black Twitter's current ass eating obsession to pay homage to the members of Team Chunk. Now, swal...

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What A Time To Record A Podcast from 2015-10-23T20:53:24

Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness try to make sense of the BET Hip Flop Awards, Wale's menstrual cycle, Jadakiss breakdancing for likes, Tami Roman's ill-fitted Men's Warehouse suit, Ginuwine's newfo...

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You're Welcome from 2015-10-02T23:58:09

Your favorite absentee fathers @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness return this week to discuss the greatness that is Future Hendrix and the flop that is Ciara, pitch ways to ease racial tensions by br...

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Petty Is The New Black from 2015-06-24T22:28:55

This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness talk the relationship status of hood favorites such as Fantasia, Future, Brittney Grimer, and the Govan sisters. Diddy spending the night in jail, the Rac...

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Taxi Cab Confessions from 2015-05-02T17:44:09

Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness select their cast picks for the 'Good Times' movie, attempts to make sense of 'Blood, Sweat & Heels' cast member Geneva Thomas skipping out on her taxi cab fare, wei...

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Sweet Pwussy Saturdays from 2015-04-11T12:00:41

Lil Webbie gives his life over to the Lord, Tamar Braxton is skipping out on checks all over town, Plies get body slams at by a fan at a concert, and Rich Homie Quan is becoming the real life vers...

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Run Them Pearls from 2015-03-22T19:00:05

SirRatchettness and Freshalina gives their review of Kendrick Lamar's new album, discuss Suge Knights' $25 million dollar bond, Fantasia's newest business venture, Lil Wayne's tell all book, and ca...

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GoFund My Edges from 2015-03-06T20:22:23

Chris Brown is a (allegedly) a new father, Keyshia Cole and estrange husband Daniel Gibson trade insults via social media, Mo'Nique is still unconvincing and more. Plus, Freshalina and Sir Ratchett...

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Fish Fry Friday from 2015-02-21T20:30:44

This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness discuss the online fade that Amber Rose issued to Khloe Kardashian and the rest of the family, Erykah Badu politely declining being apart of Azealia Banks...

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Happy Skeet Away Day! from 2015-02-14T14:15:31

This week,
Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness take on night stands, House Mother Kanye's latest stunt, Bruce Jenner's journey to becoming a bad bitch, Lil Mo's wigs and more.

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Hello Boo Boo Kitty from 2015-01-29T20:44:45

Lil Wayne is suing Birdman for $51 million and custody of the kids, Bow Wow shades a future 'Unsung' episode on Facebook and TLC kicks off a crowd funding campaign to complete their next album. Plu...

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This P*ssy Be Pri-yankin' from 2015-01-21T21:32:26

Black Twitter's absentee father Freshalina is finally back in good health and spirits! Listen in as she and Sir Ratchettness chew the fat (plantation translation: catch up) on the latest in enterta...

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It's A Onederful Life from 2014-10-23T16:50:56

This week @SirRatchettness and @Freshalina weigh in on Tyga's beef with YMCMB, Migos still fighting people like fight night, Iggy Azeala and Snoop Dogg's beef over Instagram memes, and rappers like...

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Selfies With Kordell from 2014-10-03T21:56:34

Aretha Franklin and Cissy Houston take over the world before the lunch hour rush, Lil Kim finally brings in web traffic in 2014, Fantasia's first baby daddy wants to snatch the kid back and 'The Re...

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Cuffing Season from 2014-09-26T18:02:28

Keyshia Cole catches a charge for assaulting a woman at Birdman's crib, Wiz Khalifa, Amber Rose, Jordan Sparks and Jason Derulo all calls it quits and decided to take part in Cuffing Season 2014, T...

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Monistat 1 & Heartbreak from 2014-09-19T21:02:07

Iggy Azealea's ex threatens to put her Hot Pocket on blast via sex tape release, Mathew Knowles is indeed the pappy, K. Michelle gets Lil Kim together and Love & Hip Hop hits Hollywood.

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Bottle Service from 2014-09-12T20:45:19

Apollo Nida turns himself into the feds to begin his 8-year sentence, Ciara and Future's relationship is back on, August Alsina continues to go against the grain and Floyd Mayweather extends his re...

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Iyanla, Fix My Wifi from 2014-08-29T22:46:31

Iyanla Vanzant visits #Ferguson, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon call it quits, Mathew Knowles uses his Destiny's Child members-only jacket to troll for attention, the Beyhive comes for Karrueche, Joe...

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Dirty Sprite and Tossed Salad from 2014-08-15T19:05:10

CiBandz are fighting back against the haters, Akon has become a victim of Repo Season, Derek J is accused of stealing expensive weaves, and we celebrate national Eat A Booty Day.

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Swedish Fish For Breakfast from 2014-08-07T20:37:55

Akon adds his two cents on Beyonce and Jay-Z's relationship, Ciara and Future's body party may be coming to an end soon, Trinidad James was dropped from Def Jam, Remy Ma is home from jail, and Lil ...

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Best Week Ever from 2014-08-01T23:57:50

The conversation about Nicki Minaj's ass continues, Soulja Boy gets caught flexing for social media likes, Lauryn Hill is still draining, Kim Kardashian gets Adrienne Bailon together, a Johnny Rock...

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Bend Over Like I Told Ya from 2014-07-24T16:34:28

Apollo Nida realizes he blew his chances of being Phaedra's lifelong house boy, Farrah Franklin shows by she wasn't meant to be a child of Destiny, The Baby Mothers Club of Lil Wayne have banned ag...

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Apology Party from 2014-07-17T11:48:42

This week Tiny and T.I. decides to play house for the queen's birthday, Wale needs a good Maya Angelou poem and a hug, Trey Songz isn't here for the August Alsina comparisons, Lil' Kim gives the wo...

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Wake Up now from 2014-07-10T15:02:15

K. Michelle finds beef in a hopeless place, Meek Mills continues to block his blessings, Rich Homie Quan is slapping bitches like Rick James, Prince is not pleased with Lil' Mo opinion on him, and ...

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Back To Africa from 2014-06-24T19:21:32

K. Michelle travels to the motherland for inner peace, Keyshia Cole finalizes her divorce from Daniel and then writes song about having a lesbian experience, Rick Ross is run up out of Detroit, Aal...

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Flop Season from 2014-06-18T21:37:12

Trina is fed up with the disrespect over the internet, Tiny and T.I. are still living as a Facebook couple, Azealia Banks re-hashes beef with T.I., Eve is off the market, Robin Thicke pulls ultimat...

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That's Just My Baby Daddy from 2014-06-12T16:12:31

Lil Kim gives birth to royalty, Stevie J gets arrested for owing more than $1 million in back child support, Kelly Rowland (sorta) confirms pregnancy Terrio comes to Hollywood and more.

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Saving Our R&B Daughters from 2014-06-05T00:56:40

These R&B hoes be acting up. August Alsina queens out during a live performance, Ray J gets arrested over an alleged ass grab, Chris Brown is finally a free man and more.

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For Better Or Worse from 2014-05-27T23:54:45

Kim and Kanye tie the knot, Tiny is unbothered with T.I. following his FatBurger fight with Floyd Mayweather, and Kenya Moore pulls yet another stunt. Plus, Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness put empt...

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Fried Catfish from 2014-05-21T06:48:48

This week's special is an artery clogging order of fried catfish! Jay-Z and Beyonce are on the run . . . away from answering questions, Chris Brown makes beautiful music behind bars with another ex...

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Elevators (Me & Solange) from 2014-05-15T19:23:36

Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness share their thoughts on the series of Mortal Kombat fatality moves performed inside of an elevator that turned the world of hip hop on its head. Also: T.I. runs up o...

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It's My Dawg Birthday from 2014-05-09T17:15:32

It's Freshalina's 29th birthday! The cake and ice cream? Shade for your faves, of course. Columbus Short's wife hands are bisexual (they hit men and women), T.I. airs out his own dirty laundry, Ric...

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Eat-A-Booty from 2014-05-09T16:57:12

Porsha Stewart continues to tug on Kordell's tutu, Kaylin Garcia wants to sing, and Plies releases the only Donald Sterling diss song that matters. Plus, we offer Trina an Edible Arrangement since ...

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No New Flops from 2014-05-09T16:38:06

This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness vent about their frustrations with over involved twitter users, sound off about Columbus Short latest actions, Diamond from Crime Mob talking about Lil Sc...

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Against The Grain from 2014-05-09T16:33:22

This week, Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness (Crunk + Disorderly contributor) sound off on unsolicited nudes, Trick Daddy's latest mugshot, The Kardashian Kurse, T.I.'s new rumored bachelor pad, and ...

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Come And Get Your Aunties Please from 2014-05-09T03:57:11

Fresh shares a cautionary tale, Migos has a shoot out in Miami, Mase's church members are fed up, and much more.

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Gettin' To The Bread from 2014-05-07T15:54:59

From complex carbohydrates struggles at Jimmy Johns to toothaches, the month of March was a complete and utter disaster for Freshalina. A few celebrities came out as winners though.

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Touchdown To Cause Hell from 2014-05-07T15:49:23

Freshalina gives honor to her lord and savior Lil Boosie while discussing the hype surrounding his recent prison release on the premiere episode of Neck of The Woods.

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