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Ned

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Radio Show – Income Based Fines - 27/10/23 from 2023-10-26T23:11:54

  1. Newsical
  2. Do you think you could grab a spot at the US dinner?
  3. Ned wants to try a new fashion accessory
  4. The Taylors are having a case of confusion at the airport<...

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Radio Show – Millennials in Space - 26/10/23 from 2023-10-25T23:52:14

  1. What did you pitch for the family?
  2. Man wins $2 million and still mentions his day at work
  3. Josh agrees to drop something for the good of the country
  4. Baby doesn’t ...

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Radio Show – Forgetful Traveler - 25/10/23 from 2023-10-25T02:11:15

  1. Forgetting a handgun in the luggage
  2. Robert Irwin casting actually sensation
  3. Would you like a break during the movie
  4. The Rock has caused a bit of a kerfuffle
  5. ...

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Mini-Cast – Murray and Anthony of The Wiggles – 24/10/23 from 2023-10-24T01:44:12

Original Wiggles Murray and Anthony chat to Ned & Josh about the new Wiggles documentary ‘Hot Potato: The Story of The Wiggles’ now streaming on Prime Video.

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Radio Show – Car Park Battle - 24/10/23 from 2023-10-23T23:43:02

  1. Could we get a Canberra myth off the ground
  2. Buying birthday presents to shut the other kid up
  3. Mike ended up with the best shot of the day
  4. Ned pulled a shift yest...

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Radio Show – Strip Skeleton - 23/10/23 from 2023-10-22T23:52:35

  1. Remote control stupidity
  2. Faking a heart attack to get out of paying for dinner
  3. Emergency exception in the name of the law
  4. Insane as a nickname
  5. We are ab...

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Mini-Cast – Joanne on the 25th Anniversary of ‘Jackie’ – 20/10/23 from 2023-10-20T05:03:41

To celebrate the 25th anniversary of the Australian 90’s dance classic ‘Jackie’, the woman behind the song Joanne joins Ned & Josh to talk the anniversary, the new remix, her relationship wi...

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Radio Show – A Big Friday - 20/10/23 from 2023-10-20T04:16:43

  1. Newsical
  2. Child free flights is the way to go
  3. An apology to Ned
  4. Macca’s at your wedding?
  5. Camping out in  store should allow you access
  6. Arnott’s ...

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Radio Show – Jackie? - 19/10/23 from 2023-10-19T00:43:54

  1. Jackie for a Friday is something Josh wants
  2. Kazwhoo
  3. Would you turn the plane around?
  4. Wife divorces husband after one day
  5. Keeping sauce packets
  6. P...

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Radio Show – Scary Movie - 18/10/23 from 2023-10-18T00:56:05

  1. Worst food for a first date
  2. Producer Mike can’t tell our voices apart
  3. Could you just make up anything back in the day?
  4. Arnott’s is really in the danger zone
  5. ...

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Radio Show – New Enemy - 17/10/23 from 2023-10-16T23:53:44

  1. Arnotts have made a powerless enemy
  2. Have you forgotten your kids birthday?
  3. Hobart are having a little hissy fit
  4. Old mate with the $10 million bet is getting fire...

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Radio Show – Sore Heads - 16/10/23 from 2023-10-16T06:03:33

  1. Why on earth would you have this thing happen?
  2. Mystery Mention
  3. Ned would like to run errands professionally
  4. AI animal fights
  5. Coffee in the sky is a real...

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Radio Show – Moon Pie - 13/10/23 from 2023-10-12T23:34:24

  1. Newsical
  2. Ungrateful platypus is causing problems for a woman
  3. Amish phone going off is a bit of a giveaway
  4. Job game
  5. Guitar Hero could be back and is it t...

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Radio Show – Inherit Or Not - 12/10/23 from 2023-10-12T00:16:34

  1. Wacky retirement plans
  2. Josh has a total old man rant
  3. Sphere has something to teach us all about life
  4. Starlink is in the sky and need to remind ourselves
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Radio Show – Good Idea - 11/10/23 from 2023-10-11T00:09:33

  1. Milo really need to take a good hard look at themselves
  2. The ‘time is right’ to clear snake infested swamp in Gungahln
  3. Kmart are changing things up at the checkout
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Radio Show – Big Four - 10/10/23 from 2023-10-09T23:19:25

  1. Chip Chat
  2. Getting aliens on your product is a good step
  3. Towel change timing question is back up again
  4. Second Halloween is probably not on the cards
  5. Gett...

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Radio Show – Back 2 Skool - 09/10/23 from 2023-10-09T00:23:17

  1. Do you thank the glassies?
  2. Seat scooters are out and about
  3. Noise complaint for the rooftop pool
  4. Can you wash a window too well?
  5. Dining and dashing
  6. ...

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Radio Show – Hairy Coins - 06/10/23 from 2023-10-05T22:56:13

  1. Newsical: Our brand new game
  2. King Charles has coins now and they’re hairy
  3. Bad winners
  4. Orgies and why they’re important
  5. 104 year old skydiver
  6. Wh...

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Radio Show – Dock Arrangement - 05/10/23 from 2023-10-05T00:20:27

  1. What is the correct dock setup?
  2. Grandad shoots grandson, lets work out this situation
  3. How many times can your dog bite someone
  4. Ned and his issue with Selena Gome...

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Radio Show – Baby Nicknames - 04/10/23 from 2023-10-03T23:12:11

  1. Are you still rocking a nickname from childhood
  2. LAPD has been called out to the editor of Saw’s house
  3. Post Malone has dropped a diamond down the drain
  4. Ned has a ...

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Radio Show – Sea Planes! - 03/10/23 from 2023-10-02T23:39:53

  1. Taylor Swift is Miley Cyrus or the other way round
  2. Is the portaloo on the side of the road up for grabs
  3. Woolies had no internet which means what?
  4. AFL Medal or NR...

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Mini-Cast – Aussie WWE Superstar, Indi Hartwell – 29/09/23 from 2023-09-29T01:48:07

WWE is returning to Australia in 2024 for Elimination Chamber: Perth. Australian WWE Superstar Indi Hartwell joins Ned & Josh to talk about the big event and the big moments of her career th...

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Radio Show – Finding Time Travelers - 29/09/23 from 2023-09-29T01:47:32

  1. Cameo Friday: For one week only
  2. Taylor Swift tickets for AFL tickets
  3. Fall from grace of international travel
  4. Time traveler is a cyborg… Should be easy to check Listen
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Radio Show - Mike’s Choice - 28/09/23 from 2023-09-28T00:57:31

  1. Producer Mike has to make a very big choice
  2. Strike is over in a very specific way
  3. Billionaires are all in one place
  4. Millie Bobby Brown doesn’t want to hear from ...

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Radio Show – Holiday or Work? - 27/09/23 from 2023-09-27T00:34:54

  1. When did you get sick on holiday?
  2. David Attenborough has been shafted
  3. Making $1200 sound incredible isn’t a thing
  4. World Morning Host Day
  5. Taking a joke a...

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Radio Show – Ruined Surprise - 26/09/23 from 2023-09-26T00:55:10

  1. Cut while shaving allowance
  2. New Selena Gomez obsession for Josh
  3. Snakes at work are a problem
  4. Producer Mike was both right and wrong
  5. Lenny wasn’t happy w...

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Radio Show – Send Us Footy - 25/09/23 from 2023-09-25T00:54:23

  1. Parcel that has gone missing at work
  2. Strangest question of all time
  3. Sitcom cost of living crisis hit for Ned
  4. iOS blue line feature is not something that helps Listen
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Radio Show – Who’s Team - 08/09/23 from 2023-09-08T03:00:52

  1. Lolly jar is gone and we need to know why
  2. Kids at the movie actually helped Ned enjoy the movie
  3. Paltrow commercial is about how bad an ad could be
  4. Sick to death ...

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Radio Show – Bridge Buying - 07/09/23 from 2023-09-07T00:40:24

  1. We had a glow up occur in our lives
  2. Mike wants us to taste the future
  3. Paw Patrol recall is incredibly urgent
  4. America is giving you the chance to own a bridge Listen
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Radio Show – Upsetty - 06/09/23 from 2023-09-06T02:08:20

  1. Cameo Wednesday returns with another Disney legend
  2. Barbera Oppenheimer is having a living hell
  3. Would you look like an absolute idiot to be comfortable
  4. Guinea Pig...

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Radio Show – Ideas - 05/09/23 from 2023-09-05T04:27:43

  1. Needing to know something so we can be across it
  2. Did we hear a loud bang last night or not?
  3. Stealing money in the dodgiest way possible
  4. What is going on at your ...

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Radio Show – Twerking Pluto - 04/09/23 from 2023-09-04T01:26:07

  1. Prime Minister lurking around your work place
  2. John Cena is 100% sincere in everything he’s currently doing
  3. Is Lenny fat or is he fine?
  4. There’s been a noticeable ...

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Radio Show – Shop of Shame – 01/09/23 from 2023-09-01T06:18:29

  1. Josh admits to being a complete and total moron
  2. Hotel misplaces a hundred thousand dollars of product
  3. How long since you’ve been to the gym: home truths edition
  4. ...

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Radio Show – Lolly Jar - 31/08/23 from 2023-08-31T00:18:07

  1. Famous dogs should not be allowed to die
  2. Ned is celebrating a very special occasion
  3. Airport robbery is causing chaos
  4. Jason Mamoa has been in the pit of a rock sh...

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Radio Show – Let’s Go Hiking - 30/08/23 from 2023-08-30T01:25:46

  1. We have a brand new way to make Wednesdays more fun
  2. Tattoo check-in with our crazy friendan Brendan
  3. Your car is really dirty
  4. Worm in the brain that’s making inte...

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Radio Show – What’s That Sound? - 29/08/23 from 2023-08-29T00:33:20

  1. Scientists have been left completely flabbergasted
  2. Ned has a new scent for Producer Mike
  3. How do you distract your kids?
  4. Beg For You or Cry For You?
  5. Came...

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Radio Show – Eating Threat - 28/08/23 from 2023-08-28T00:40:46

  1. Our Costco renewal is up for grabs
  2. What do the tattoos look like
  3. Dream collaboration is on the way
  4. Tic Toc game
  5. Loch Ness monster is having a big moment...

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Radio Show – Mug Shots - 25/08/23 from 2023-08-25T01:05:22

  1. Are the tattoo lads actually serious?
  2. Fyre Festival Two has sold out
  3. Trump mug shot is the true equaliser
  4. Does Ed Sheeran just need to settle his farm
  5. J...

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Mini-Cast – Tommy Little – 24/08/23 from 2023-08-24T01:43:34

Tommy Little is in Canberra on Saturday and before he makes his way to Canberra, Tommy spoke to Ned & Josh about his stand-up and if Carrie & Tommy demand international trips.

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Radio Show – Tattoo for Cash - 24/08/23 from 2023-08-24T01:39:47

  1. Insane as a nickname
  2. Billie Eilish has just proven why private jets exist
  3. TikTok guy is the guy from our childhoods
  4. How long has your friend been on holiday
  5. ...

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Radio Show – Wind Ship - 23/08/23 from 2023-08-23T02:00:53

  1. Josh accidentally joined a cult
  2. Does your dog have a comfort show?
  3. First “ya mum” joke
  4. What would make sending tax money more palatable
  5. Can Lana Del Rey...

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Radio Show – Weird Goodbyes - 22/08/23 from 2023-08-22T03:53:13

  1. It’s Book Week and Josh needs to practice
  2. Isn’t it weird that we dress up for lawn bowls
  3. Eye doctor is not the expert of all
  4. People saying goodbye at trivia
  5. ...

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Radio Show – Flying PM - 21/08/23 from 2023-08-21T01:45:55

  1. Not on the side of the bottle-o at all
  2. Airbus Albo is getting a tad defiant
  3. Chef only washed his hands because of being caught
  4. Ripped jumper at the footy equals ...

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Radio Show – Snakes Are Back - 18/08/23 from 2023-08-18T03:02:24

  1. Could Ned hear Josh chewing?
  2. Ned’s doctor did not have a good reason to be late
  3. Blue light glasses actually do nothing
  4. We are a little bitter
  5. Tower jump...

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Radio Show – Parental Review - 17/08/23 from 2023-08-17T05:56:19

  1. Josh parenting review
  2. People switched off last night and that’s okay
  3. Budget for Space
  4. Tattoo game
  5. When you haven’t graduated
  6. Aliens terrorising...

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Radio Show – Swimming - 16/08/23 from 2023-08-16T03:23:27

  1. We are super rude as a city
  2. What have you cancelled for tonight?
  3. Kid going up to Tobin Bell is clearly completely fearless
  4. Mammal of the year is once again super...

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Radio Show – The Bestacon of Questacon - 15/08/23 from 2023-08-15T07:09:33

  1. Questacon Challenge – Pop Rockets
  2. Ultimate cringe moment
  3. Being honest with lost pet posts
  4. Questacon Challenge – Cyber
  5. Bunny in a Box
  6. Did Ned us...

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Radio Show – The Back Button - 14/08/23 from 2023-08-14T03:18:14

  1. Living at the hotel
  2. Where did you watch the Matilda’s
  3. Jarrod Croker is retiring
  4. Ned’s Tonsillectomy
  5. A kid’s own McDonald’s date
  6. Back button on ...

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Mini-Cast – Chief Minister Andrew Barr – 11/08/23 from 2023-08-11T02:38:33

All week Ned & Josh have been setting themselves reading challenges in an effort to get the attention of Chief Minister Andrew Barr. Well he’s in the studio for the final challenge, who will...

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Radio Show – Which Jocks? - 11/08/23 from 2023-08-11T02:12:15

  1. Most ridiculous charge we’ve heard of
  2. Hair insulation
  3. 13 year old soccer playing prodigy
  4. Air BNB was like a museum
  5. Job game
  6. Anti-Hero on repeat...

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Radio Show – Play School - 10/08/23 from 2023-08-10T01:44:14

  1. Train negotiations are underway
  2. Reading Challenge – Day Four
  3. How are we sorting Wendy’s?
  4. Kids getting named Barbie as we enter new era of names
  5. Kazzwhoo...

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Radio Show – Ticket Frenzy - 09/08/23 from 2023-08-09T01:56:25

  1. Smallest amount of money asked by your friend
  2. Future Ned has some issues that current Ned doesn’t care about
  3. Paul McCartney tickets going on sale
  4. There is a burp...

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Mini-Cast – Jimmy Rees Interview – 09/08/23 from 2023-08-09T01:54:23

Before Jimmy Rees arrives in Canberra for his ‘Not That Kind Of Viral’ tour, Ned & Josh chat to the man himself in this full unedited interview.

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Mini-Cast – The Draft: Fast Food Items – 08/08/23 from 2023-08-08T03:32:45

Ned & Josh will draft their dream team of fast food items. No item can be used twice, and Producer Mike will blindly pick the best team of items.

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Radio Show – Zoom Or Not? - 08/08/23 from 2023-08-08T03:32:42

  1. Chief Minister’s Reading Challenge – Day Two
  2. Princess Mary chooses Denmark over Australia
  3. Golf Cart hits little girl and the girl is fine
  4. Is Beyonce on the hook ...

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Radio Show – Can We Read? - 07/08/23 from 2023-08-07T00:42:07

  1. Chief Minister’s Reading Challenge
  2. Ned has a grey hair and that is cause for celebration
  3. Raiders changing logo
  4. Woman has had a truly awful start to the week with...

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Radio Show – Old Names - 04/08/23 from 2023-08-04T01:38:32

  1. How do we work for Taylor Swift
  2. Starting to realise why dads wear different fashions
  3. Free car for nothing more than exposure
  4. Slother House is proof as to why we ...

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Radio Show – Turtle Trouble - 03/08/23 from 2023-08-03T01:31:09

  1. Forgot the show was actually broadcast out loud for all
  2. Ned’s father the fat controller
  3. Chief Minister’s reading challenge is here for all of us
  4. Sexiest suburbs ...

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Radio Show – Neddd Are You Okay? - 02/08/23 from 2023-08-02T00:41:16

  1. Not ready for the doctor as an adult
  2. Watching the footy at the Logies
  3. Is it better to call it out as seedy
  4. Pest control’s cute rat
  5. Peppa Pig > Travis...

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Radio Show – Romantic Backfire - 01/08/23 from 2023-08-01T01:38:08

  1. Josh’s dog act
  2. Footy fights or Barbie
  3. Interest rate rise just not today
  4. Sleeping cold and not knowing what to do
  5. Today is a very odd national holiday Listen
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Radio Show – Got Milk? - 27/07/23 from 2023-07-31T02:11:45

  1. Ned got sick over the weekend
  2. Tic Toc game
  3. Do you owe someone money if you win big
  4. What is the best road trip snack
  5. Selling a plush toy on Facebook
  6. ...

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Radio Show – On Display: Day Two - 28/07/23 from 2023-07-28T01:17:22

  1. Here’s what you missed overnight
  2. Missing lottery winner
  3. Going to bed last night
  4. So… There are aliens?
  5. Someone watching over us all night
  6. Nut cr...

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Radio Show – On Display: Day One - 27/07/23 from 2023-07-27T02:27:50

  1. Josh brought something he does not need for this
  2. Mustard Skittles, why?
  3. No V8 for Canberra
  4. Being a super supportive partner
  5. Last minute thoughts before ...

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Radio Show – Last Day Not On Display - 26/07/23 from 2023-07-27T02:02:45

  1. Barbie News Round-up
  2. OC cast are reuniting in a really lame way
  3. Insane as a nickname
  4. 2000 year old curry recipe tastes like… curry
  5. When you know you’ve ...

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Radio Show – Meet Landlords - 25/07/23 from 2023-07-25T07:47:09

  1. We’re off to the zoo on Thursday and we met the landlords
  2. ACT looking at a four day working week
  3. Spotify is going up by one dollar
  4. Josh is losing face as a pilla...

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Radio Show – Joke Day - 24/07/23 from 2023-07-24T06:08:04

  1. A bit of an issue with Ken
  2. What did your parents throw out?
  3. How often should you shower?
  4. Tic Toc game
  5. Having to hand the torch over right in front of th...

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Radio Show – Dumb Ideas - 21/07/23 from 2023-07-21T00:35:25

  1. Netflix has not learned the lesson we were hoping for
  2. Some of the dumbest ideas in history
  3. Ned couldn’t say happy birthday to his cool cousin
  4. Job Game
  5. B...

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Radio Show – Expect - 20/07/23 from 2023-07-20T02:07:31

  1. Producer Mike is a Barbie Boy in a Barbie World
  2. Insane as a Nickname
  3. Cillian Murphy has some tips for us around not dieting
  4. Sad realisations about the current st...

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Radio Show – The Barbening - 19/07/23 from 2023-07-19T02:07:04

  1. Ned & Josh will be on display
  2. So you can just cancel the Commonwealth Games
  3. What are you still playing?
  4. 80% of people use their phone on the toilet
  5. ...

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Radio Show – Rental Clothes - 18/07/23 from 2023-07-18T00:04:57

  1. Getting the kids to care about a parents birthday
  2. Mystery Mention
  3. Wildlife signs are doing little to change driver behaviour
  4. Airline’s clothes sharing scheme is ...

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Radio Show – Smooookin’ - 17/07/23 from 2023-07-17T02:31:31

  1. Would someone staring at you stop you smoking?
  2. A-list or B-list
  3. Paying with just your hand is both good and bad
  4. Tic Toc game
  5. What is the naughtiest bree...

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Radio Show – Eggs On Our Face - 14/07/23 from 2023-07-14T01:26:59

  1. Josh has a new enemy
  2. What did you read wrong?
  3. The oceans are turning green
  4. Pete Murray
  5. What animal could Lenny take in a fight?
  6. Barbie is a hug...

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Radio Show – Bandit’s Blues - 13/07/23 from 2023-07-13T04:49:56

  1. Reserve Bank changes are a very good start
  2. What did your kids accidentally watch?
  3. What order do things drop off when in panic mode
  4. Emmy nominations are out today...

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Radio Show – Tesla Trouble - 12/07/23 from 2023-07-12T03:05:54

  1. What is the correct approach when you accidentally send all
  2. Canberra has a new iconic item
  3. What did you have to back track on with your kids?
  4. Ned is now starting...

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Radio Show – Toy Regret - 11/07/23 from 2023-07-11T02:59:54

  1. Being told about a birthday way too late
  2. Insane as a nickname
  3. Apparently no showering during storms
  4. 90 year old retires after 74 years
  5. AI have held a pr...

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Radio Show – Inspection Acting - 10/07/23 from 2023-07-10T07:15:42

  1. Ned getting nervous at the life drawing class
  2. What did you try to steal from your parents
  3. Does anyone think Elton is really done
  4. Acting during inspections
  5. <...

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Radio Show – Soccer Skills - 07/07/23 from 2023-07-07T03:47:39

  1. We need a rain code in the group chat
  2. Ned is a medical freak
  3. What’s happening with Threads?
  4. Josh wants an adult playroom
  5. What was your niche sport?
  6. ...

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Radio Show – Bad Fashion - 06/07/23 from 2023-07-06T02:39:54

  1. Partner committing to a fashion choice you hate
  2. Lenny has Dad back and is not a fan
  3. Deputy Mayor has been caught tagging
  4. Mystery Mention
  5. No-one is comin...

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Radio Show – Toy Movie Pitch - 05/07/23 from 2023-07-05T03:22:50

  1. Going out for dinner like a child has it’s perks
  2. Ned’s dad wants to buy in to a racehorse
  3. Adele is taunting her fans
  4. Ned’s goddaughter is letting her feelings be...

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Radio Show – We’re Back - 04/07/23 from 2023-07-04T01:22:55

  1. Travesties that occurred while gone
  2. What happens when they want to send a package back
  3. It’s time to talk about the lead singer of Imagine Dragons
  4. Insane as a nic...

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Radio Show – Last Day of School - 23/06/23 from 2023-06-23T00:44:47

  1. Julia Morris
  2. Ned’s Dad is engaging in a Josh fight
  3. Light from Jupiter is scaring all of us
  4. Cold as a frost bitten pooch
  5. Let’s do a little chocolate test...

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Radio Show – Going For A Swim - 22/06/23 from 2023-06-22T01:47:04

  1. We’re down at Yarralumla Beach
  2. Twisties are at it again
  3. Being giddy about dinner
  4. Peter Lindeman discusses why his brother started the nude swim
  5. Lifeline...

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Radio Show – Fantales Farewell - 21/06/23 from 2023-06-21T01:41:52

  1. Catching up with someone doing the nude swim tomorrow
  2. Are we already nailing murdering rats
  3. We have some dramas with Frozen windows
  4. Fantales are leaving shelves<...

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Radio Show – Nanna Ned - 20/06/23 from 2023-06-20T00:16:26

  1. Stinky feet on planes are now in need of a new social norm
  2. Ned has a cake to just nibble on
  3. The morning has been so cold that dogs are sad
  4. Ben Johnston – Lifelin...

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Radio Show – Stop Looking - 19/06/23 from 2023-06-19T01:07:34

  1. What did we think of the steamed paradise
  2. Our friend is trying to make their life better with deception
  3. Stopped looking for stuff because it’s too cheap on amazon
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Radio Show – More Time Off? – 16/06/23 from 2023-06-16T03:20:49

  1. Public holiday for everyone in the event of World Cup victory
  2. Obligations to getting presents from overseas
  3. Shirtless pic being used for no reason
  4. We need a meas...

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Radio Show – Shady’s Back - 15/06/23 from 2023-06-15T03:05:31

  1. Ned’s mate is keen to help out on one condition
  2. Raspberry Twisties just cannot taste good at all
  3. Could we stay focused as professional broadcasters
  4. Bunch of doug...

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Radio Show – Bottomless Brunch - 14/06/23 from 2023-06-14T00:23:42

  1. Josh’s turn to be out of action
  2. Famous hair game
  3. Bottomless brunch not actually bottomless
  4. Puppy actually a wolf
  5. Another summer of trolling brits
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Radio Show – Paid Parking - 13/06/23 from 2023-06-13T01:42:22

  1. We need to talk about rules in Japan
  2. Would you pay extra to park how you like
  3. Mystery Mention
  4. Does it count as famous to have 1000 followers
  5. Golfer has ...

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Mini-Cast – The Draft: Disney Movies – 13/06/23 from 2023-06-13T01:39:57

Ned & Josh draft a dream team of Disney movies and Producer Mike must judge which team reigns supreme

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Radio Show – Buy A Jewel – 09/06/23 from 2023-06-09T00:25:39

  1. Change the time and change the vibe
  2. Double demerits in effect and it could be worse
  3. Why would you want to buy this item?
  4. Light bulb went out at the movies last n...

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Mini-Cast – Would You Rather? – 08/06/23 from 2023-06-08T02:00:57

Ned & Josh swap ‘Would You Rather?’ scenarios. Which side do you land on?

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Radio Show – Bunk Beds – 08/06/23 from 2023-06-08T01:49:32

  1. Josh solved parenting
  2. Terrible lifehack involving banana’s
  3. Insane as a nickname
  4. Getting to every country on earth without a ticket
  5. Can we get a monocle ...

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Radio Show – Are You Rich? – 07/06/23 from 2023-06-07T03:40:28

  1. The Monocle Manhunt is underway
  2. Checking the phone plan should be a yearly situation
  3. Groom on his phone is a great reason to call off a wedding
  4. Apple are finally...

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Mini-Cast – Sequels That Never Were – 06/06/23 from 2023-06-06T04:18:38

Ned pitches sequels of movies to Josh to see which movies he would green light

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Radio Show – New Glasses – 06/06/23 from 2023-06-06T01:55:27

  1. Lenny’s charms are on the menu
  2. How many times can a pet go missing before no-one should care
  3. Young Pacino vs Young De Niro
  4. Mammal of the year is off and running<...

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Radio Show – Office Morale – 05/06/23 from 2023-06-05T00:34:18

  1. Food doesn’t count on a road-trip
  2. Fans are wearing nappies
  3. World Environment Day is in full swing
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Radio Show – Expensive Paste – 02/06/23 from 2023-06-02T00:10:15

  1. Today is Rotisserie Chicken Day
  2. Kim Catrell is back as Samantha
  3. Last day for two Australians today
  4. Is something more annoying the longer it goes
  5. $2k wor...

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Radio Show – Award Problems – 01/06/23 from 2023-06-01T01:13:15

  1. Award highs and lows
  2. Aldi copping it for self serve
  3. Sitting next to or across from at the table
  4. Sometimes it’s a good idea to say your dumb ideas
  5. How is...

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Radio Show – Award Problems – 01/06/23 from 2023-06-01T01:13:15

  1. Award highs and lows
  2. Aldi copping it for self serve
  3. Sitting next to or across from at the table
  4. Sometimes it’s a good idea to say your dumb ideas
  5. How is...

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FULL SHOW: Cat Walk from 2022-04-21T00:54:11

Should you have to give up your seat on a plane? Watching four episodes of ‘Ex on the Beach’ completely by mistakeFormal casual problems Ditching a friend is worth a discussionWould you rather know...

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FULL SHOW: Scary Thunder from 2022-04-20T00:32:32

Thunder last night was enough to scare Ned Did you let your kid eat something because it was funny?Does your friend make you act like their doctor The Queen is a new Jackass cast member?Ned has tau...

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FULL SHOW: Seat Drama from 2022-04-19T07:25:14

An issue with Ed Sheeran’s ‘Shivers’ Ned has fixed air travelA Covid scare for Ned is a solid reminder Cillian Murphy’s kids have very posh accentsMacca’s in The Netherlands is missing the point A ...

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FULL SHOW: Classy Notes from 2022-04-13T00:13:35

So Fresh still exists and how? Mystery MentionNed now gets himself manicures Would you believe a sword in a cane was a thing?Shocks to the junk Trains signs are changingAccording to Ned’s sister, P...

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FULL SHOW: Clean Up Game from 2022-04-12T01:22:04

Ned has gone to town on masks Tic Toc gameHaving an argument with an eight year old Changing your last name too early on socialsJosh got punched by his own clothing Police pulled over a driverless ...

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FULL SHIW: Easy Trivia from 2022-04-11T01:08:26

Everyone is off to Trivia tonight What have you been putting up with on your phone?Believing a dream will rock you to the core Time travel for the ages has a lady living largeRewards card tattooed ...

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FULL SHOW: Tech support from 2022-04-08T02:31:27

Josh has completely stuffed his tech support What movie did you sell to your friends that was rubbish?Positive thinking going too far for one man A recall problem for the Easter crowdSammy J The Jo...

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FULL SHOW: Suing the King from 2022-04-07T01:15:06

Is it rude to call in 2022 when a text would suffice?The Mustang of Majura Park A soft toothbrush is false advertisingBarack is back on the scene A gorilla is having his behaviour changed by screen...

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FULL SHOW: Glass Debate from 2022-04-06T01:33:08

Josh looks after Ned now Did you forget about an online purchase?Ned wants Volleys Josh has been connedNed has some new neighbours Being pre-emptively awkward stops you from making friendsWhich sid...

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FULL SHOW: Swooped from 2022-04-05T01:09:17

Scootering all over town Ned stole a car from his motherDo billionaires watch videos of little apartments? Is Josh dealing with the terrible twos?Why can’t we walk in drive-thrus? The Big Swoop kee...

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FULL SHOW - Ned the Rat from 2022-04-04T06:10:28

Incorrect pub etiquette, noticed or not? Nudes are being sent to space Ned looks like BrunoIt’s time to let go of April Fools Mike the big shotHas Boss Rod got a favourite show? Ned’s dad is living...

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FULL SHOW: Better Driver from 2022-03-25T02:45:54

Josh’s turn to have driving reviewed Stephen K AmosTurning pee into fuel Ned is waking up at 1:30am to watch a videoMarketplace in a new town Who was the Road Trip Snack King?Big Swoop has been van...

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FULL SHOW: All we could eat! from 2022-03-24T23:03

Staying at our cool cousins house Dangers of retirement memorabiliaWho will be the snack king? Golden BirthdaysCoin flip for the drive home Landlord referencesPizza recap part one Pizza recap part ...

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FULL SHOW: Pizza pandemonium from 2022-03-22T23:41:40

Where are we? Toothbrush etiquetteImpromptu coffee run Forgotten snacksDrive review Crime shows are educationalPizza trial We’re not fighting your Pizza Wars!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

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FULL SHOW: Cute or Annoying? from 2022-03-21T23:56:26

We are off to Orange for reals today CC’d in on your own rejection letterCitizen Kane has lost it’s perfect movie rating Tic Toc gameSandcastle rules should apply on your own land Measurements are ...

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FULL SHOW: Work paying for pizza! from 2022-03-21T00:07:03

We’re going on an excursion Harry Potter can’t also be SpidermanWe have a glitch in the Guinness book of records Farts locked in stomach causes hospital tripMystery Mention Josh is finding the busi...

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FULL SHOW: B’Day Lazy from 2022-03-17T23:24:42

Baby Shark shows us that we aren’t all good people The Job GameCinderella has some major plot holes Unruly price changes for the millionth timeThe office now has an air fryer A way to make sure tha...

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FULL SHOW: Crème Egg from 2022-03-16T23:14:05

‘The Big Swoop’ is now in Garema Place Armchair experts are more likely to be malesDaylights savings completely done in the US Ned is trying to train wild animalsEarly man’s most impressive inventi...

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FULL SHOW: Put it on loud from 2022-03-15T23:38

The most expensive tank of fuel so far Tic Toc gameJosh was manipulated in a big way 21 years young is not a thingThe most confident man in Canberra What exactly is a Crème EggBeing a little too ca...

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FULL SHOW: A Lie Was Told from 2022-03-09T23:02:53

Household chores you actually really enjoy doing Pickpockets are trying a new trickThe US government is getting in on Ned’s hobby Tale of the haunted houseWe could literally give you a ‘lost mail’ ...

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FULL SHOW: More Listens from 2022-03-08T23:51:38

Spotify was down across the globe Quicker ways to get to work still a work in progressKazwhoo How good are you with your decibels?A lady is in trouble for littering and it’s the ducks fault Andy Le...

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FULL SHOW: Baby Translator from 2022-03-07T23:04:02

Is there such a thing as a baby translator Best iPhone of all time has been decided (by Josh)Tic Toc game The Queen working from homeStealing stuff from work is a sliding scale indeed Josh lulled w...

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FULL SHOW: Puppy Problems from 2022-03-06T22:59:28

Canberra is the number one city at Wordle Ticket scalping crackdownSetting up the open home for free Cosmo the puppy is eating better than JoshScooters are being time and location blocked How long ...

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FULL SHOW: Tough day for Mike from 2022-03-03T23:18:47

1. Something Josh loves is constantly hurting him 2. Neighbours is cancelled and Mike is devastated3. Cardi B leaves what some are calling a generous tip 4. Stealing stuff from The Crown5. Judge ...

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FULL SHOW: Choc Top Loud from 2022-03-03T01:00

1. Would you push a button that dared you to? 2. Tattoo game3. Eating blu tack 4. Humming to the point of insanity5. Kate McKinnon saw an Ibis and thought it was beautiful 6. Hamster feeder for ...

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FULL SHOW: Fine Hotline from 2022-03-01T22:50:01

Getting COVID before Batman is the ultimate nightmare Fined in Civic with no way of explain what happenedWinning lotto twice in two years is unfair We have learnt nothing from Jurassic ParkHow seri...

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FULL SHOW: Blue Messages from 2022-02-28T22:49:26

Turns out a puppy is very similar to a human baby Hot cross buns… literallyTic Toc game ‘Hank the Tank’ plot thickensTikTok needs to help Ned be saved from himself Hair growth fountain of youth is ...

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FULL SHOW: Leftover Delivery from 2022-02-27T22:32:59

Leftover ideas for a new world of food delivery Are we officially done with ringtones?Being too serious in cinemas Misunderstood compliments are all too frequentJosh is now a dog dad and has some q...

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FULL SHOW: $120 Million from 2022-02-24T00:06:22

Outlandish lotto predictions Hank the Tank is a man after our own hearts40 nuggets is insane Your life really does flash before your eyes when you dieProducer Mike and the struggles of glasses in P...

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FULL SHOW: Internet shut off from 2022-02-23T00:23:17

The boss got done by Ned’s office prank Judith Lucy and Denise ScottA great new tourism campaign Can we lock in ways we say certain words?Could we go and find some treasure today? KazwhooSauce expe...

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FULL SHOW: Happy Twosday from 2022-02-21T23:44:48

Are you turning 2 or 22 this Twosday? Josh has a conspiracy theory about WordleFacebook need to take down ‘free to a good home’ quicker A guy’s junk has been frozen at the Winter OlympicsChanging u...

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FULL SHOW: Cluckin’ Good from 2022-02-20T23:41:23

Mike makes us feel better about the world Josh had a nightmare involving NedRueben from Peking Duk Moving a problem car in the car parkToilet block Mystery MentionThrowing the term Legend around to...

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FULL SHOW: Pump Show from 2022-02-17T02:30

Ned&Josh’s Pump My Ride Facebook employees are now Meta MatesJosh thinks the parking game at Civic needs to stop Balloons have ruined a gender reveal partyThe police tricking people like they’re fi...

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FULL SHOW: Tyre Pumpin’ from 2022-02-16T00:34

Wordle has been getting worse, it’s not just you Training to save a life that doesn’t want savingJosh is wearing a shirt that’s letting everyone down Two 90’s icons are now connected in a very stra...

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FULL SHOW: Award Winning Show! from 2022-02-14T23:41:46

Ned is completely done with Wordle Have you ever had to go with ‘you break it, you buy it’?Making the show ‘award winning’ with no actual award Is there a wrong number of people at the poolSnoop Do...

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FULL SHOW: Mullet Ned from 2022-02-11T00:15:04

Rockyn Robyn Maccas are getting involved in Valentine’s DayOldest man has been named but not verified Job GamePam&Tommy made us aware of strange Disney problem Chat with Tom Gleeson ahead of Hard Q...

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FULL SHOW: Dog poo kid from 2022-02-10T01:22:44

Anne-Marie has fallen on stage and it’s fine Could you only spend $200 a year on foodGoing to the movies by yourself isn’t for losers Training staff to be super human soldiersThe Tattoo Game Paying...

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FULL SHOW: Ticket Lottery from 2022-02-09T00:05

Speed ticket lottery Ned’s day got amped right up yesterdayThere’s actually a real life big red dog Marvin Gaye impersonator sent to the zooKazwhoo NSW new school day proposalValentine’s day early ...

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FULL SHOW: Funtervention from 2022-02-08T00:57:17

Ned’s mum needs a Funtervention Tic Toc GamePainting and Pino is only the beginning Worthy complaint for Ned’s food deliveryDo the scooters need indicators? Are you good at something you hate?The p...

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FULL SHOW: Bus Conspiracy from 2022-02-06T23:53

The great Canberra bus conspiracy Some baby names are dropping offFuture of Neighbours hangs in the balance The Earth is just not flat at allTroubling sign for weather predictions Mystery MentionCa...

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FULL SHOW: Enviro-Crows from 2022-02-04T01:20:48

Rockin’ Robyn Do you eat the same thing every single day?It was actually quite cold this morning Flamethrowers aren’t a great problem solverFrozen drinks have heaps of sugar, who knew? Something in...

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FULL SHOW: Who gets the song? from 2022-02-03T02:58:08

How much dog food would you eat for $150k Photo dump is a really odd termThe most reviewed places on earth Giving cops attitude based on TikTokPharrell is releasing a new song next century Ned went...

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FULL SHOW: Reality Office from 2022-02-02T00:03:17

Selling Sunset has left Josh with questions Has an animal taken over your house and you had to deal?Josh’s Dosh: Tent on Balcony edition Psychics get it wrong 80% of the timeHot cross buns as norma...

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FULL SHOW: Best Grade Ever from 2022-02-01T00:27:47

New undies check New shops added to Gungahlin flying delivery serviceTicToc Game What was the best school year?Stop dragging babies to exercise missions Punishment for setting off fire alarmEnglish...

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FULL SHOW: Butter Drama from 2022-01-30T23:59:04

Time to ask Ned a very important question High tech way to get flies out of your eyesA car so dirty you fail a driving test Mullets, hot or not?Butter dramas Back to school in a stunted wayMystery ...

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FULL SHOW: Wasting a Meal from 2022-01-24T23:19:15

Wasting a meal for just you J.Lo has started driving againTicToc Game Spice Girls are reunitingWalking in on a very bad surprise Swapping stores for no reasonWe’ve found the plot for a Pixar film C...

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FULL SHOW: Sleep Test from 2022-01-24T03:38:44

Uncontrollable need to brag about Wordle Why are men’s soaps named so aggressivelyArthur ending Sauce in a carboard box isn’t a good ideaACT is the longest living state Sleep problems goneTime for ...

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FULL SHOW: Nana Showdown from 2022-01-20T23:08:47

Is ‘Wordle’ about to become 2022’s first big trend? Breaking into your old high schoolThe Job Game Did Ned have a 10/10 experience?Grandma who nearly threw away $200k Chilli festival is on the way ...

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FULL SHOW: Credit For A BBQ from 2022-01-19T23:18:21

The ultimate throwback festival TicToc GameSocial ideas for when Covid strikes Dumbest thing to worry aboutSleep talking confessions The Rock has a T-Rex skullFailing the easiest driving test Is co...

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FULL SHOW: Bad Instructions from 2022-01-18T23:52:19

Ned’s milk substitute Floss left all over the placeDid you have to lie to keep a surprise going? Robbie Williams claims he was a targetUsing a Tesla incorrectly How impressive is a puzzle really?My...

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FULL SHOW: Petrol Problems from 2022-01-17T23:40

Petrol Problems need sorting out in 2022 Scientists are wasting timeFacebook Marketplace is for stolen goods All you can eat put to the testHolding Ned to account School lunch box brainstormKazwhoo...

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FULL SHOW: Tooth Fairy Trouble from 2022-01-17T03:22:12

Tooth Fairy systems are different for all The Mystery MentionBest way to decide on a tattoo Luxury keep cup to stun your baristaA nice email from a boss Does your dog go nuts for something on TV?Is...

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FULL SHOW: Improving Onions from 2022-01-13T23:53

1 What favours do you do because of your job? 2 The UK is ahead in Neighbours3 Rockyn Robyn 4 Snoop’s Dogs!5 Towels could be the end 6 Do we need to fix onions?7 Cockroach in the ear cannot be g...

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FULL SHOW: Movie Spoil Guide from 2022-01-13T06:00:43

Josh’s Wellness Corner People always ‘mean’ the punNed had a plant murder occur Uno is getting a change that will tear people apartKazwhoo When can we talk about No Way HomeHating dogs at a dog par...

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FULL SHOW: Rotting Watermelon from 2022-01-12T06:23:09

Is Ned objectively bad at driving? What did you forget to do before you left for holidays?Kids are learning too slow for some parents The Tic Toc GameWe are now actually living through a food short...

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FULL SHOW: Get the Grinch from 2021-12-16T01:52:45

Lady hires The Grinch, gets The Grinch Adding insult to injury after an accidentWere you born to nap? Offering vouchers to go buy elsewhereJacinda Ardern has a new classy term Dogs absolutely love ...

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FULL SHOW: Avril’s Movie from 2021-12-15T04:22:24

Did something go wrong at the wedding? How will Ned go not spoilingthe movie?Why fake Christmas Trees are the way to go Sk8er Boi: The MovieTerrible gift wrapping $1200 on ice creamKeeping stuff aw...

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FULL SHOW: Secret Air Balloon from 2021-12-13T23:15:55

Buying presents for landlords Downsides to being the spouse of an F1 starSkywhale is going on tour Out of control UberEats orderSuper offer for those who do the wrong thing How many legs are in the...

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FULL SHOW: Names of a Theme from 2021-12-13T04:50:09

A question for Ned ahead of Spiderman screening Elon Musk graded school papers worth huge cashAre siblings with themed names a thing? The Mystery MentionGuy receives 10 Covid jabs Getting obliterat...

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FULL SHOW: Chocolate Conspiracy from 2021-12-10T04:50:51

The biggest chocolate conspiracy The Job GameGood bagpipes or bad bagpipes? Sweden’s genius tourism moveYou can dig your way to China A man has gone to the doctors as a post-it noteChicken wing fes...

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FULL SHOW: Grim Signs from 2021-12-09T02:44:33

Grim road signs has made us question something Getting close to a world recordSolving problems with fire Kids having too many ideas for presentsDo you have a super weird hobby See omnystudio.com/l...

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FULL SHOW: Shoe Sock from 2021-12-07T03:25:29

Canberra made Jeopardy Is anyone getting ready Sock-shoe-sock-shoe?Tinder Wrapped wasn’t necessary Mystery MentionGold medal husband/dad skills UK Uni going through a tough time food wiseSchool of ...

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FULL SHOW: Remote Confusion from 2021-12-06T00:54:53

Misreading symbols on the remote What kid punishment actually sucked for you?A unique offer on the table for listeners The funniest joke ever has been revealedFood delivery should have a time limit...

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FULL SHOW: Foolproof Mood Test from 2021-12-02T00:35

Could you tell if the Queen offered you a cuppa? Ned has been tormented by a bird while he was sickKazwhooo Doctors are big fans of beardsNo longer allowed to be drunk on e-scooters Is there a corr...

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FULL SHOW: Plant Drama from 2021-11-26T00:25

Plant drama could be friend drama The million dollar questionNed is on the hunt for a new name Rip off karmaNew gimmick for the lake Life is hard enoughNed has some thoughts See omnystudio.com/lis...

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FULL SHOW: Ridiculous Tantrums from 2021-11-25T00:35:38

XMAS Buy Ban Must unreasonable tantrumsAlbatross divorce Grand theft eskyQuitting your job Scary story timeSkipping out on a test How long do you offer a story recap?See omnystudio.com/listener for...

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FULL SHOW: Expensive Presents from 2021-11-23T02:04:48

Surely you could get through an interview with Adele “Rise up lights” = “razor blades”Boris Johnson endorses Peppa Pig World Framing the dogMystery Mention Donald Trump has an honorary blackbeltSpe...

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FULL SHOW: Blunt Fines from 2021-11-22T00:32:52

Blasting James Blunt at an unacceptable volume Getting rejected by a dog is the worst… or is it?Weirdest things found in toilets A new way of doing our binsLawyer thinks like a criminal and gets ar...

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FULL SHOW: Classy Art from 2021-11-19T04:59:34

Looking for the next Spy Kids $676 million art divided in divorceEveryone is stressing about their Spotify Wrapped Lady Gaga has made an interesting choice for premiereAll you can eat has gone very...

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FULL SHOW: Dog Succession from 2021-11-18T00:25:09

A German Sheppard dynasty exists to depress us all Do we need a return of this mid-00’s craze?Getting a new name and knowing it won’t work How many mistakes can you make in one weekApple are going ...

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FULL SHOW: Help With Lemons from 2021-11-15T23:15:59

Let’s have a quick chat about regifting Small Talk SchoolRoyal Chef admits to phoning it in A mum has a good reason to not attend a weddingWhat Do You Know? 50% of people lie about having seen cert...

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FULL SHOW: Rock’s Bottle from 2021-11-14T23:53:21

Biggest indicator of life admin required Mystery MentionA magician to amuse a future king The girl from Suddenly 30 is now 30Your birthday is statistically a dangerous day Taylor Lautner is marryin...

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FULL SHOW: Bond Review from 2021-11-12T00:41:37

“Hello Lovely” is the reason we can rejoice about masks Richard Branson with an intense moment on the wayA big weekend for the nation’s dads Ferris Wheel sized is a bizarre way to measureThe Job Ga...

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FULL SHOW: Chocolate Choices from 2021-11-11T00:15:27

The Nutbush is not a thing for anyone but aussies Dating profiles now let you use voice memosHSC poet being reached out to by exam takers Richard Branson fell off his bike and why was he on it anyw...

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FULL SHOW: Hugh’s Reviews from 2021-11-10T00:22:15

Andrew Barr is no where near as old as he thinks he is Josh has waited too long to see ‘No Time To Die’Congressman talked for 9 hours to delay vote Kangaroo found on top of a roof and… how?Portugal...

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FULL SHOW: Presidential Pardon Me from 2021-11-09T00:15:34

Should the show buy Alvin and The Chipmunks? Raiders playing most of 2022 in the arvoTradies caught mocking customer’s home decor Presidential Pardon MeYou need to be excited if you win $1 million ...

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FULL SHOW: Mystery Monday from 2021-11-08T00:09:26

Canberra saw a massive spike in pollen Scared to date because of amount of siblingsA genius way to increase your speed at a marathon Mystery MentionAccidentally raising your pet wrong Put your hand...

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FULL SHOW: Brutal Birthday from 2021-11-03T22:57:32

Producer Mike’s Mum takes a course in birthday brutality Samsung Jeans are not a great idea at allThe most ‘Florida’ story of all time Reporting LIVE from… the wrong locationPolice have found and a...

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FULL SHOW: Pool Theft from 2021-11-03T00:00:56

Guy taking photo of Biden becomes the story The worst million dollar winner everSealed Super Mario game sells for $90k Different speeds for different lanes30 year old refuses to hand over hockey pu...

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FULL SHOW: Clock Career from 2021-11-02T00:10:51

We soon won’t be able to get our old recordings easily Guy has house stolen from under himCop a punch from Mike Tyson if you want an autograph Most right swiped woman on Tinder finds love elsewhere...

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FULL SHOW: Honest Kids from 2021-10-31T23:48:32

Travel is back today Kids being brutally honestFacebook have been screwed out of their own name Suing after 8 years of no engagementSurgeon has missed an appointment from sleeping Ned gave the Uber...

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FULL SHOW: A Stack At The Circus from 2021-10-28T23:31:31

Josh is the Circus warm up act Solid getting out of Christmas gift excuseFacebook have changed their name UberEats guy stuck in the cementThe Job Game $3200 cheese addiction is too muchGoing shirtl...

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FULL SHOW: Warm Up Act from 2021-10-28T01:39:29

New farting on plane science should not lead to free for all ‘We’ have officially bitten off more than we can chewInteresting baby vs boring baby ABCDEF as a kids name is both lazy and hardWe are t...

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FULL SHOW: Buying Spree from 2021-10-26T23:23:18

Scooter Snobbery is getting out of control Guy stuffs up trivia question, but did he really?Breaky is no longer 24 hours Swirling teeth dinosaur has been found in WAKid on a buying spree on Mum’s p...

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FULL SHOW: Feeling Old from 2021-10-26T02:36:42

iPods turn 20 What do you know?A kid might have gone too far with Halloween Alligator dragged away in cuffsThe Queen doesn’t mind a dry Martini Owning a home at young age is now a problemNot being ...

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FULL SHOW: Impulse Shopping from 2021-10-24T23:21:31

The Queen simply won’t go to bed The Mystery Mention returnsPlus one dating app is an interesting new strategy Impulse shopping is well and truly backSwearing on number plates has caused a recall C...

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FULL SHOW: PF Champion from 2021-10-22T00:24:51

Getting absolutely no money from your rich parents We shoppin’!China are doing their own Squid Game Guy runs from cops, ends up needing to call copsTwins swap spots to no avail Crab found in Amber ...

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FULL SHOW: Big Bikes from 2021-10-20T23:58:42

Have you destroyed something valuable Is thisgiant Kettle Chip a win orloss? Possible booze shortage on the wayChris Hemsworth is coming to Cowra Freddy Kruger mask is rubbishIt’s a very special su...

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FULL SHOW: Pawternity Leave? from 2021-10-19T23:16:25

Testing Josh on fine dining OG Wiggles are back for the adultsMore to the story than just kitty litter Death is the best motivator for the gymYou wouldn’t forget to mention you’re a Hemsworth Pawte...

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FULL SHOW: Light It Up from 2021-10-19T00:07:21

What do you still call your parents for help for? High tech ways to look out for Koala’sJosh thinks he fixed his car with love The Great Present ShowdownThrowing more Zebras at a Zebra problem Find...

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FULL SHOW: Squid Game Lite from 2021-10-18T00:51:35

Get yourself to acting school for your pet’s benefit What weird thing is our kid obsessed with?Sad stuff happening at the Belgian Embassy “Daring” ram raid sends the wrong messagePremium air for yo...

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FULL SHOW: Carpark Drama from 2021-10-14T23:12:29

Lockdown is officially over… sort of Colorado celebrating zero shark attacksAny statues worth $200k won’t be ours for a while Couple holding a car hostage is legally fineThere’s a new plant that ea...

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FULL SHOW: Shapes Sham from 2021-10-13T23:28:21

Chris Hemsworth does not have all the answers The trouble case of the illegal sprinklesThe Squid Game sign that’s freaking everyone out Entire town in the U.S for saleGreat, now we have Super Snake...

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FULL SHOW: Taped Over Wedding from 2021-10-13T00:11:01

We have a new villain for our Rogues Gallery What did you tape over?Our own Aussie Rover is going to Mars Waving to people on the way out of workMozzies do not like Skrillex at all The trials and t...

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FULL SHOW: Haunted Slugs from 2021-10-11T23:31:36

Ian Thorpe has a lot to lose on Celebrity MasterChef What’s the lamest thing that’s freaked you out?We are pronouncing IKEA wrong and frankly it’s too late for this Emergency services used to rescu...

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FULL SHOW: Picnic Peacocking from 2021-10-11T01:15:08

Canberra are sitting at number three in the world for innovation Are fart proof sheets a good idea or a really bad one?Picnic Peacocking isn’t the same as the beach Jam ChatLuckiest woman on the fa...

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FULL SHOW: Hero or Zero? from 2021-10-07T23:42

South Side vs North Side We should no longer be making classic movie mistakesThe Pennyfarthing dude is out there Lift Captain updateA Sherriff has tried to pull a fast one on criminals Feeding a Be...

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FULL SHOW: Lift Captain from 2021-10-06T23:29:20

Captain of the Lift is a not a thing but it should be Ned is tempting pizza makers to mess with his mealsKeeping TV show secrets are a very impressive Tradies that letting things go in a massive wa...

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FULL SHOW: We’ve Got This, Thanks Google from 2021-10-01T01:45:34

The one answer we don’t search for? Can you yell at a strangers dog?A classy stupid idea Joining your own search partyNo side effects over here The delivery hold upChocolate is on sale Nose picking...

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FULL SHOW: No Bond! from 2021-09-30T05:07:19

How we could be making $84k as a show easily Fake 4k rain has ruined the real rain experienceHow do you keep a great present as a secret? Wanting to be able to say you can’t come to the reunionRoll...

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FULL SHOW: Ned’s Tears from 2021-09-29T01:21:44

Ned tears up over an ad The most old guy thought Josh has ever had1 in 3 people think their partner is the most annoying The most aggressive magpie everElla Hooper from Killing Heidi Hungry Jacks a...

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FULL SHOW: Charcuterie Boards from 2021-09-28T00:38:31

Snack cupboard subtlety fail Ed Sheeran lookalike hates he looks like Ed SheeranPhone rendered unusable Eminem is opening a ‘Mom’s Spaghetti’ restaurantWhat makes a Charcuterie Board truly Instagra...

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FULL SHOW: Shiny New Shoes from 2021-09-27T00:26:42

Perfect luck on an empty tank Hobby check-in for month two of lockdownHow old were you when you got a nickname? Can’t believe we missed the Kangaroo in the lake storyAir Force One drinking session ...

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FULL SHOW: Suez Block from 2021-09-10T01:09

Ned got vaxxed Facebook is now in on the eyewear marketJacinda Ardern clears up a few basic rules Sleep insNew Roomba update should have happened sooner We haven’t had enough opportunities to wear ...

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FULL SHOW: Stingy Gift Practices from 2021-09-09T00:37:05

Flat bench is really not working as intended Magpie has been forever altered by botched swoopingA bit of a conspiracy theory that works has hit our desk Italian scratchie winner has been stolen and...

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FULL SHOW: Blinky Bill Live from 2021-09-08T00:29:40

We’re getting a Round The Twist Musical Cats are so sick of us being at homeA new hack to settle one of the biggest fears NASA are using actors again to help outMacca’s toys are getting to be too m...

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FULL SHOW: Karlos and Boomers from 2021-09-07T01:46:34

Getting in a tad too early on Dad’s Day Maybe just lay off on the Deer hunting this yearJosh’s parents don’t care about his job anymore. A new version of the baby boomers on our handsWhy do planes ...

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A nail biting journey to the finish for our Alphabucks winner today! from 2021-09-06T23:24:40

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FULL SHOW: Clock In from 2021-09-06T02:11:46

Do you need to say anything in response to “Ta”? We are being manipulated by natureOld people don’t know how to text while walking Why even pretend to lie about swallowing a phone?Ned is getting th...

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FULL SHOW: ABBA Are Back! from 2021-09-03T01:19:22

Canberra couple have won Lotto twice Nature is hating us this weekNo intermission on Broadway 1 in 4 people have been fired thanks to ZoomIs this dog talking? Maccas are being investigatedDogs can ...

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FULL SHOW: Next of Kin from 2021-09-02T01:46:18

Trump’s doctor used to hide veggies in his food Megan Fox/50Cent are now “classic action stars”? Who is your next of kin on vaccine forms?Doing a daily grateful check in Off the hook for Father’s D...

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FULL SHOW: The Future Is Here! from 2021-09-01T01:24:51

A great way to save the environment The bar has been set too high for outdoor exerciseCharging people for no-shows at your wedding Should you still get to run a Zoo if this happens?The future is he...

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FULL SHOW: Airlifting Bovines from 2021-08-31T00:51

Canberra: Home of the best night’s sleep Wine or a letter from The Queen?Are all dogs terrified of FaceTime? An inventive way to use a vehicles storage spaceVaccine Centres and situational awarenes...

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FULL SHOW: Perfect Morning Routine from 2021-08-30T00:27:28

Ned is sick of being teased by a song Tom Cruise can actually be stoppedThere is in fact a perfect morning routine People in Canberra are focusing on nice stuffTaking a cow through a Macca’s drive ...

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FULL SHOW: Cut Up Money from 2021-08-27T02:10:33

What expensive thing did your kid destroy for no reason? Animals are stealing packages from homesHonestly, I would probably do that: Fire Hose Edition The proposed Virgin Hyperloop is too fast!Dinn...

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FULL SHOW: Lockdown Fancy Dress from 2021-08-26T01:17:29

Putting in effort for leaving the house We nearly had a SpyWhaleCane Toads need studying right now Sweden does criminals a favourHotdogs are not good for you at all Ned invents a way to take Lockdo...

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FULL SHOW: Don’t Worry Drive Thru from 2021-08-25T00:49:27

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FULL SHOW: Pass The Test from 2021-08-24T04:35:54

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FULL SHOW: Smart Speaker Comedy from 2021-08-23T06:29

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Zara Got So Close During Friday Frenzy from 2021-08-20T03:41:04

Million Dollar Alphabucks continued today, but Ned and Josh decided to up Canberra's chance to advance to the Million Dollar round with Carrie and Tommy.  This meant Million Dollar Alphabucks was ...

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FULL SHOW: Home or Away? from 2021-08-20T03:13:08

A guy has pranked a town for 40 years Online shopping is making us miss going to the shopsHome or Away An easy way to change your name with no stressNo alcohol on flights is a problem Facebook have...

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FULL SHOW: Pollen Problems from 2021-08-19T01:17:13

We’re about to suffer through a pollen onslaught What boardgames are too complicated?Having to shop like an adult now The smartest way to trick kids into cleaning their roomsUK is going a bit bonke...

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FULL SHOW: Pet of the Week from 2021-08-18T01:04:31

Pet of the Week standards are slipping How to get in on the real estate market on the cheapFeeling for Daniel Craig’s kids Lady in tears over super efficient bagging processSuper lazy animal update...

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FULL SHOW: Ronald Isn’t Happy from 2021-08-17T00:15:22

Calling 000 for bacon and eggs
Magpies are back on the attack
Gamers burning heaps of calories
Peppa Pig problems
We need a show dress code
Boss Rod is tormenting Ned
Do you...

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FULL SHOW: Lockdown Dayze from 2021-08-16T01:00:35

Getting backyard jealousy
Rockin’ Robyn
The US needs to sort itself out
Fart rule might be out the window
Not taking shark attacks seriously
Boredom buster
ACT Health Minist...

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FULL SHOW: Weight Training Possums from 2021-08-11T23:57:19

Tip to keep the bin lids closed from Possums
Here’s how to feel like a VIP
Toothbrush or Cobra?
The bonus of an accidental Marketplace find
Missing rock on Mars
Mask mystery
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Suburb Reveal! Kaleen for As Canberra As. from 2021-08-11T01:22

As Canberra As is your chance to win $20k thanks to St. George. Well we had our first big reveal of Kaleen. Did you get it?

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FULL SHOW: Lonely Questions from 2021-08-11T00:28:10

Census made us feel lonely
NASA are making up excuses
Ned is having none of it with child interruptions
Groomsman speech goes badly
Kazwhoo!
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FULL SHOW: Dad Vibes from 2021-08-10T00:07:14

Macca’s facing a bag shortage
It’s Census night!
Ned up until midnight playing video games
No sport cooperation
Andy Lee
Dad vibes
House regret for Ned

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FULL SHOW: Wasted Outfit from 2021-08-09T00:45:41

Wasting an outfit
The final rap up of Tokyo 2020
Getting lectured by an adult
Loch Ness Monster spotted again
Billboards in space
Being rewarded with video game hours
The go...

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FULL SHOW: A Million Bees from 2021-08-06T01:21:01

What did you find in your food?
Ridiculous Macca’s order
Question you should ask in a job interview
Not everyone gets the ‘small town hero’ backstory
The Job Game
Josh’s mum sca...

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FULL SHOW: Robyn’s Reviews from 2021-08-05T00:30:39

Rockin’ Robyn
Payphones in Australia are now free
Overcharging for drinks
What did you cry over as a kid?
Watching Harry Potter as an adult
Sumo statue scaring the horses
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FULL SHOW: Titanic 2 from 2021-08-03T23:57:47

Could Ned tell if someone was dissing him?
Clever vax caption stress
Titanic 2: Iceberg Strikes Back
Shelley Craft Interview
What would you buy from a Qantas plane?
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FULL SHOW: Stingy Champion from 2021-08-03T00:07:45

Tom Daley is the World’s Sweetheart
31 point parallel park
The Mystery Mention
Obama’s COVID safe 60th
Million dollar empty house
Van Damme accidentally helped some thieves
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FULL SHOW: The Secret Soft Drink from 2021-08-02T00:33:53

Just look into it for yourself: Olympic Cupping Edition
Taking credit for UberEats delivery
Not the time to name someone Delta
Calling the police for eating too loud
Lost dog spotte...

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FULL SHOW: Wet Wipe Wrecked from 2021-07-29T00:56:44

Being very un-Olympic watching the Olympics
Accidentally calling someone the wrong name
The Job Game
Wet Wipe Wrecked
Finding missing birthday money
World’s biggest sapphire clu...

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FULL SHOW: Super Boat Battle from 2021-07-28T01:48:17

Important friendship question
Are you brainwashing your kids into liking your stuff?
Doomsday bunker for music
Synopsis Shuffle
Boris Johnson’s dog won’t stop humping people
Wor...

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FULL SHOW: Mystery & Sheep from 2021-07-27T00:09:05

Sophie Monk interview
Rural James Bond
Thinking you’d won, but weren’t even close
Sydney Olympic mascots are not the worst
Best age to get married
Sheep are being hired
The ...

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FULL SHOW: Sleep Hacks! from 2021-07-26T00:48:24

Bluey giving American kids Aussie accents
Skateboarding at the Olympics
Disappointing school camp
Pizza boy tipped with pizza
The Hat of Destiny
Did your partner make you get ri...

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FULL SHOW: Screen Time Slam from 2021-07-23T00:59:45

Ned might soon be taller than Josh
Screen Time Slam
Seeding clouds in Dubai
The Job Game
Echidnas committing crimes
Jeff Bezos’ evil laugh
Liquor Legends car has been stolen...

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FULL SHOW: Takeaway Privacy from 2021-07-22T02:04:02

Chris Hemsworth’s leaked takeaway order
Rockin’ Robyn
The new Bachelor is loaded
Drinking in public
Snoop Dogg accidentally streaming himself
Bad driving review panel
Corrup...

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FULL SHOW: Salt Lamp Tower from 2021-07-21T01:06:32

Telstra Tower talks
The Mystery Mention
George Clooney is hassling Ned
Are we at ‘watch a show together’ stage yet?
Sydney party could pave way for new quarantine model
Having R...

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FULL SHOW: Weddings in Space from 2021-07-20T02:20:53

American kids getting British accents
Weddings in space
The Ingredients Game
Seals on the road
Changing the Breaking Bad house
What is your kid better at than you?

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FULL SHOW: Unimpressive Snow from 2021-07-19T00:21:22

Stingy applause giver
The Hat of Destiny
A terrible genius idea
Snow don’t impress me much
Take the keys off the Queen
Breaking in to make dumplings

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FULL SHOW: A Zoom Room Boom from 2021-07-16T01:35:06

Old world meets new world
Zoom room boom
Aldi trying a brave new concept
The Job Game
Too busy to go to space
Ned or Josh’s Calvins?
Best bouncer ever
New wedding rules<...

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FULL SHOW: Rockin’ Robin Returns! from 2021-07-15T00:42:38

Rockin’ Robin returns
Sydney parking sign confusion
Worst house design choices
Weather warning cancelled again
What’s Your Age Again?
Delta Goodrem no more?
E-Scooter supply...

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FULL SHOW: Ruining Songs from 2021-07-14T02:25:17

Songs that have been ruined
Secret to a good nights sleep
The Mystery Mention
World’s most expensive fries
Ed Sheeran gave away millions
Tom Cruise has cloned himself?
Had B...

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FULL SHOW: Bigger Goldfish from 2021-07-13T00:16:16

Crap Property: Sydney Edition
The majestic horses of Kaleen
Josh nearly burning down the house
Taking pet names seriously
Snack suggestions update
New Bachelor actually will pic...

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FULL SHOW: Old School Rich from 2021-07-12T03:07

Jokes that are overdone
Can you do something with your body?
Doing a load of masks
Ex runs 49 red lights in boyfriends car
Pandas are not endangered anymore
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FULL SHOW: Saving Money at Weddings from 2021-07-02T00:36:02

Wedding money saving hack
Ned’s found proof ghosts are real
The Job Game
You can’t just make something bigger
Dan Andrews is in a Kath & Kim group
KFC social experiment
Olde...

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FULL SHOW: Pizza Robots to Rule from 2021-06-30T00:31:35

Jill Biden’s off to the Olympics
Being petty out of principle
Neighbours want Dinosaurs removed
Time to retire a retail lie
Peaking too early
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FULL SHOW: And His Name Is… from 2021-06-29T23:42:22

Name change fun
Another free 50 billion
Just a bad day at work
Naked sunbakers
37 year problem fixed
Snack sneakiness

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FULL SHOW: No Microwave Madness from 2021-06-28T00:18:31

Fart rage is a new type of problem
No spot for a microwave
Would you pay for a BBQ?
Scared of change?
Ed Sheeran is building
Dive team find an iPhone
Pretending to make brea...

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FULL SHOW: In Search of Bread from 2021-06-24T01:59:21

Travelling for bread
Monopoly money at the bar
What do you do with mail?
Spiderman rocks up
Weird road obstacles
The Mystery Mention
Hot showers are bad news

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FULL SHOW: Squid in Space from 2021-06-23T01:11

NASA are mucking around again
A ‘nice deed discount’
We have overcorrected
Cute or carnage?
50 Billion in debt is a shame
Bezos weirdness continues
Good news you wouldn’t wa...

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FULL SHOW: Napping in the Sick Bay from 2021-06-22T01:23:53

Looking forward to expansions
Taking advice from the wrong person
Con backfires in fairy-tale fashion
Napping in the Sick Bay
Strange wedding guests
Stealing heaps of something ...

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FULL SHOW: Free Scooter Problems from 2021-06-21T02:30:38

Free scooter can not be a good sign
Can you choose your present money
Getting scared looking for cards
Mistaken pet identity
The best Dad joke revealed
A death in the White Hous...

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FULL SHOW: The Riddles Three from 2021-06-18T05:20

Elon’s Riddles Three to work for thee
Clicking and collecting the wrong thing
Naked skydiving mathematics
The Job Game
The most predictable thing happened
Four day cleaning proc...

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FULL SHOW: What About Compost? from 2021-06-17T04:30:49

Josh’s Money Mockery
The hamper registry concept
Ned’s book of misfortune
People not keen on working
The Mystery Mention
Kicked off a plane
Wiping stock prices away with wat...

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FULL SHOW: Hurt Feelings and Free Tickets from 2021-06-16T00:46:03

The boss is playing favourites!
Ned is addicted to FB Marketplace
World’s most expensive dog
Human Nature have split up :(
The gym is not for everyone
"Park Anywhere" laws?
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FULL SHOW: Pet Privacy from 2021-06-15T00:37

How rich is just way too rich?
Protecting pet privacy
Radio bursts in deep space
A possible hangover cure
The elephants on parade
Airline food at home?
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FULL SHOW: Readings from the Mania of Toy from 2021-06-11T03:21:51

Rockin' Robyn returns with a Vengeance
Readings from the Toy Mania catalogue
The new Jurassic Park is completely done
House was hit by something gross
The Job Game
Do you ever d...

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FULL SHOW: Winter Wonder…ing Where? from 2021-06-10T04:34:38

It did snow... kinda?
Ned is the geese whisperer
New 'Lord Of The Rings' problems
Just cook it at home gang!
Overly optimistic telemarketing
When should you break office supplie...

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FULL SHOW: Magical Air Fryers from 2021-06-09T01:59:21

What cannot be cooked in an air fryer?
Ned took out a ‘transaction free’ after helping Josh
What was, or still is, your favourite catalogue?
We're worried about Tom
The Mystery Ment...

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FULL SHOW: Billionaires in Space from 2021-06-08T01:46:09

Jeff is off to space!
Misheard sayings are a ‘dine a dozen’
Snow better happen tomorrow
Don’t try to upstage Elton
Impressive world record Kudos
Pizza a little too fancy with to...

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FULL SHOW: Making Ned a Year Older from 2021-06-07T01:48:50

How does a meat raffle jackpot?
46% of people believe in dinosaurs
You never know when your house is on the news
World’s most expensive park
Having a punt going really wrong
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FULL SHOW: Snow Much Disappointment from 2021-06-04T04:21:38

The Job Game
Plane fart seats will be bad
Handling rude customers
There will be snow in town, apparently
A free beer for a vaccination
Promotional ideas already used
Fixing ...

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FULL SHOW: Weird Cake Requests from 2021-06-03T03:25:51

Did you get asked to make an odd cake?
Ned’s mid year miracle
What did you save your dog from?
Nans are getting discounts
Elephants causing us to feel lucky
Stuffing with snack ...

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FULL SHOW: Ned - Negotiator in Chief from 2021-06-01T02:23

Do people who can sing try harder?
Dexter is a cool name to Ned
Lisa and Jess, aka The Veronicas, join us!
14 year old starts a mine
Is any reward a good reward?
Negotiator in c...

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FULL SHOW: Could you beat a LION? from 2021-05-28T01:20:11

Fitting in to a holiday
Doing dumb stuff for science
Could you beat a lion?
Our friends were back
Kim is trying to pass the bar
Less Dylan's in the world
Do not speak in lif...

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FULL SHOW: The moon was... lame from 2021-05-27T03:20:56

The moon was very lame
Fancy couch moving style
A designated gift guy
The only way to blow out candles
Breaking your thumb trying to look cool
Pandas need our help too much
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FULL SHOW: Wolves and Pies… oh my! from 2021-05-26T01:12:38

Wolves are taking care of things
The Mystery Mention
We should all be able to vote!
Rehearsing a nude swim
The Chicken Shortage of 2021
How much is history worth?
Never livi...

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FULL SHOW: The Sickie Script from 2021-05-25T00:53

Could you fake a sickie?
The Synopsis Shuffle
The Wrong Song!
Can a calendar be lucky?
Grandfatherly Tik Toks
Finding five grand
Too many spam emails

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FULL SHOW: Abba Are Tax Geniuses from 2021-05-24T01:44:35

Ned is very much an old man
The Mega Mission to Rockyn Robyn
Fare the well Explorer
Abba are tax geniuses
Time to go back to satellite trucks
Bullet train problems
A lifesiz...

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FULL SHOW: The Rockin' Robyn Mission from 2021-05-21T01:59:35

Labels that give you additional questions
Disney viewing order is important
The Mega Mission to Wrangle Rockin Robyn
Funny neighbour prank
Finding random puppies
Are you dedicat...

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FULL SHOW: Yummy Money from 2021-05-20T04:15:21

There is a special robot in Charnwood
The plague mice are eating money!
Parking inspectors on strike could be a good thing
Kurt Cobain’s hair selling for heaps
Hangry alligator is c...

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FULL SHOW: Snacks for All! from 2021-05-18T01:01:57

The smartest marketing ever
Don’t snack shame
Josh is alone without Alexa
When is stingy just dangerous
Please wipe the phone
Anthony is scared of weird animals
Being cast a...

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FULL SHOW: A Fine for a Fine from 2021-05-17T05:13:08

Should you do a funeral rehearsal?
Maggots as food?
Ned wants in on Josh’s hobby
The least popular cutesy names
A burger that can change lives
A truly horrible house sitter
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FULL SHOW: Matt Damon at the Pub! from 2021-05-13T02:02

Matt Damon hanging out at the pub
The burger wars are back for 2021
Crows are too clever
Ned’s big housesitting question
Learning to skate in front of the world
Giving a bit of ...

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FULL SHOW: A Courtesy Laugh Test from 2021-05-12T01:41:08

How early is too early for a HB message
Naplan testing is on right now
The Job Game
Looking after a cheeky dog
Parking in every single spot
Not only Kookaburras laugh
Saving...

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FULL SHOW: IT’S A VHS GOLD RUSH from 2021-05-11T01:46:55

How much would a ‘Ned Original’ go for?
Do you still use VHS tapes?
Profile photo confusion
The Pet of the Week has some flaws
We need a great excuse for a lame injury
Jeff has ...

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FULL SHOW: Keeping it very trendy from 2021-05-10T02:47

A smile when customer service is bad
Mushrooms from Mars
Kate calls Wills dude
Space junk was way less exciting than we thought
Naughty dogs on TV
A balloon has defied the odds<...

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Ned and Josh chat to Mary about Pegasus from 2021-05-07T04:22:53

Mary's story is touching as we hear about how the Pegasus program has affected her daughter Abagail. 

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FULL SHOW: Rooster World Tour 2021 from 2021-05-07T00:44:32

Mother’s Day is Sunday, don’t forget
We are looking at a world record already
Statistically ‘cool’ kids?
There is a rooster going on a world tour
How long is an ‘ish’?
Mary tell...

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FULL SHOW: Muscle Based Honesty from 2021-05-06T04:26:51

The headline Hall of Fame
Parents friends with you ex?
Dream job that doesn’t pay enough
Big ol’ cow shouldn’t listen to us really
Do we need ‘real’ light sabers?
A truly awful ...

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FULL SHOW: Ned’s Mate Jason Bourne from 2021-05-05T02:15:07

Sliding in to Bill Gates’ DMs
Ever been stuck in a toystore?
Ned met Matt Damon
World records made to be broken
Sticking to the store policy
The Job Game
International farmi...

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FULL SHOW: The Lazy Burger from 2021-05-04T00:55:06

The Yumbo is the world’s laziest burger
Uncle running a hairdresser
Half effort mornings should be a thing
The Tattoo Game
The efficient one building town
No walk, there’s rain<...

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FULL SHOW: The Great Chicken Shortage from 2021-05-03T01:17:16

Ned is a learned gentleman of knowledge
Chicken shortage has us very worried
Trillons of cicadas are ready to go!
Spending most of your weekend in a virtual world
Clever way of draw...

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FULL SHOW: Living to 102 from 2021-04-29T23:27:54

The Queen is selling her Golden Wii
Mothers Day
How quick did you break something new?
Sisters give tips on living a long life
The most important scientific study on Earth
A lis...

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FULL SHOW: Age Warning Injury from 2021-04-29T01:05:46

Have you gotten a getting-old injury?
Hard rubbish questions no one answered
The most intense neighbour dispute in ages
Do you have a family rhyme?
Passive aggressive arguments in m...

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FULL SHOW: Not so Supermoon from 2021-04-28T00:59:31

Hospital accidentally names a kid after a heavy metal band
Cockatoos are cleaning out gutters
The Supermoon was not that super
Police having to deal with a case of mistaken identity
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FULL SHOW: Accidental Hobbies from 2021-04-27T03:05

What accidental hobby did you fall into?
Grandpa has a hidden money box
Can you just get a Gofundme going for no reason?
Having a little bit of a marketplace addiction
The Great Jos...

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FULL SHOW: The Fish Warden from 2021-04-23T01:57:41

The office “Fish Warden”
Tom Cruise needs to be stopped before he hurts someone
Old dog, new tricks – have you learnt something late in life?
Unhealthy office lunches are no good for mo...

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FULL SHOW: Family Sooking from 2021-04-22T02:00:28

Loading Zone Questions
Parents tricking Ned into thinking we don’t have Monday off
Getting mad at Alexa doesn’t make any sense
What is the dinner cooking point of no return?
The ear...

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FULL SHOW: Owing Friends Money from 2021-04-21T00:43:20

Owing friends money
Mystery Mention
Canberra could have a BIG thing potentially
The dumbest science test is being done – and it involves our undies...
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FULL SHOW: Button Pushing from 2021-04-20T01:29:38

When did YOU push the big red button?
The least fit story in the history of exercise
We need to be able to opt out of expensive ads
Feeling terrible for the fish on the way to work
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FULL SHOW: Robyn Returns! from 2021-04-16T02:11:19

Reverse parking when there is a line up should be punishable 
Can I borrow this thing for a party you aren’t invited to 
The Great Heinz IOU Exchange
How soon before Marketplace is just...

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FULL SHOW: Kids and Lunch from 2021-04-14T01:13:20

Power spike in the ACT
Lady decides honesty is the best policy to get rid of pooch
A kid free wedding is the way to go
Monkeys have been trained to help with crimes
Dominos are test...

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FULL SHOW: Selling Lunches from 2021-04-13T00:44:41

Another stupid world record could open us up for something
Did you sell your lunches in the schoolyard?
The shine Dome has had a very odd time capsule put on it
Guy who farted on cop ha...

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FULL SHOW: Ketchup Krisis from 2021-04-12T00:30:35

Mobster has been found in the dumbest way possible
Ketchup shortage in America & that has Josh panicked.
Do we have a state food & should we have one?
Canberra’s cold snap is really goi...

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FULL SHOW: No More Tech Support from 2021-03-23T23:37:59

Rewarding adults like they are children is very effective
The Mystery Mention
We did some cooking last night – the Sniff test is not effective at all
Best neighbour complaint story in h...

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Worst way to tell 'OFF' food from 2021-03-23T23:35:53

A lot of people have different tests they use when they cook. Ned's mum can work out how the steak is cooking by pressing on it. Amazing!

Ned has found that there is one hack that 75% of a...

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FULL SHOW : No Cheap Eggs from 2021-03-23T01:23:54

Ned almost burnt down his apartment in the pouring rain
We have a size requirement now for easter eggs
Millipede plague is what we’re dealing with
A snap decision earns a mum 50 million...

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FULL SHOW: Egg, Bacon & Disappointment from 2021-03-22T00:15:59

Wildest Toddler Demands
Kerser albums are the most stolen item at JB-HIFI
Tic Toc Game
Joe Biden has taken a bit of a stumble
Guy becomes a Salmon Dream and it ends up a nightmare Listen

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Joe took a bit of a tumble.. and handled it quite well from 2021-03-21T23:31:17

Over the weekend there has been some footage of Joe Biden taking a tumbling up the stairs on his way into Air Force One. 

If you haven't seen it, you have to check it out below. 

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FULL SHOW: Cake Errands from 2021-03-19T02:40:25

Jenny makes demands of Ned & he follows through
Zac has decided to rediscover Tassie
Cane Toads in Canberra need to be very very afraid
Really playing in to Ned’s irrational fears
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FULL SHOW: Top of the Morning from 2021-03-18T01:06:31

Ned’s a lawbreaker with a heart of gold
Returning a library book late
Ned & Josh’s Etiquette school: Forgotten Names
Property on the moon is going to be expensive indeed
The Cruise ...

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FULL SHOW - Ned; the Celebrity third-wheel from 2021-03-17T04:38:16

Can you claim social sport achievements like they’re real?
Has TikTokk lied to us or do you eat in the toilet?
Considering some weird holiday options moving forward
Giralang want the ri...

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Crushing the Olympics with nuggets? Is it possible? from 2021-03-17T02:19:06

Ned and Josh were shocked to hear that Usain Bolt said that he consumed over 1,000 chicken nuggets while he was at the Beijing Olympics. They were wondering if the athletes at the village got this ...

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FULL SHOW: Robo Artwork from 2021-03-16T01:17:51

The breakfast of champions involving nuggets
The TicToc Game
We’ve got a cold week on the way already for CBR
Robert Downey JR is still copping the slime treatment
String cheese hel...

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Alf Steward in Yass? from 2021-03-15T01:20

Ned and Josh are very excited that 'Home and Away' are in town filming close to Yass. They've been in the area since Saturday so there could be a lot going on. 

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FULL SHOW: Stealing a Slide from 2021-03-15T00:41:42

Chicken farming with absolutely no idea whatsoever
Home & Away is filming in Yass
Ned’s parents are getting a pool & what did your parents upgrade when you left?
Netflix is cracking dow...

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Winning big on antiques roadshow must feel good. from 2021-03-12T01:39:14

Ned and josh were blown away by this major win on the antiques roadshow. It got them wondering what currently normal things would be considered valuable in the future.

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FULL SHOW: Birthday Festivals from 2021-03-12T00:34:14

Should we just embrace our visible from space green lake
Guy buys a very pricey statue
Turning the birthday in to a bit of a festival
Matthew is running for Texas Governor
A submari...

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FULL SHOW: Crime Solving Sausage from 2021-03-11T01:17:08

What DIY injury did you get?
A laser devised to destroy the most dangerous thing
Netflix are really rubbing it in to Blockbuster
Ned is a genius
Getting 36million dollars worth of p...

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A very lazy pizza scam...that actually worked from 2021-03-10T01:11:13

Josh watched 'Coming 2 America' over the weekend and enjoyed it (so check it out on Amazon Prime).

One of the things he did do was order some pizza. Josh is a huge fan of delivery pizza - ...

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FULL SHOW: Josh- Car Genius from 2021-03-09T23:25:20

Knowing a car particularly well feels good
The Tic Toc Game
The Biden dogs have stuffed it up for each other
Guy using a fake name to steal pizza is a terrible shame
Just the lamest...

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FULL SHOW: Mission to the Moon from 2021-03-05T03:13:16

Ned can actually predict the future & we have proof!
Interview: Wil Anderson is Wilegal
The ‘Dear Moon’ program could be calling out for all of us
Cats have absolutely no loyalty to the...

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Mistake Buying Lotto Ticket Costs $320 Million from 2021-03-05T00:16:48

A couple in the UK almost won the lottery this week, when they entered all the correct numbers, but made one massive mistake that prevented them from being able to claim their winnings!

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FULL SHOW: Shoe Investments from 2021-03-03T23:27:17

A very special passenger is heading there at 200kph
Mystery Mention
Nike Exec’s son Just Does it, & they’re not happy
Lake Burley Griffin is looking for heritage listing treatment
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Ultrasounds for Cheesemakers from 2021-03-02T23:38:06

Ned and Josh were pretty surprised this morning to learn that scientists have developed a pregnancy test for cheese, which is meant to help cheesemakers test the quality of their cheese earlier! Listen

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FULL SHOW: Breakfast Pizza from 2021-03-02T22:49:26

Petflix is coming – what do you leave on for your pets?
New breakfast foods for 2021 are making their way to us
Queen has Zoom-called in & it’s weirdly relatable
First Space Hotel by 20...

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FULL SHOW - Hectic Hoodies from 2021-03-01T23:57:20

Lady Gaga’s dog theft case has gotten even more layered    
The Tic Toc Game           
Mum will not drop a guest faux par from seven years ago        
Ned’s toys are off to Coco’s mout...

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FULL SHOW - Doctor Zoom from 2021-03-01T01:46:31

Doctor has dialed in from surgery and into court   
Post Malone is really testing the limits of creativity          
Teacher saves a student from haircut embarrassment       
Tom Hollan...

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What do you keep in a $500k Bowl? from 2021-03-01T00:24:53

What would you use a 500k bowl for? A man in the US sold a Chinese ceramic bowl for $35 at a garage recently, and the person who purchased it had it evaluated, only to find out it was worth up to $...

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FULL SHOW - Crash Bandicoot at the Library from 2021-02-26T01:06:47

Having to do Quarantine with a stranger  
Mystery Mention         
Enlighten kicks off this year and Josh has a bit of an idea      
Ned and Josh's What About Them?    
Lady Gaga ru...

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He Lost $27Mil at a Casino...and Tried to Sue from 2021-02-26T00:51:21

The boys discuss how a guy who lost so much even had a case to sue!? WHAT!

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FULL SHOW - Donating to the Gym from 2021-02-25T00:50:15

Paying for the gym without going
Brisbane is set to get the Olympics by default        
Hungry Jacks burnout seems a little unjustified     
Rollerblading police are a sensational innov...

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FULL SHOW - Unacceptable Lotto Win from 2021-02-23T00:00:56

Powerball Winner has really taken the cake for us
The Oldest Koi Fish on Earth, what's the oldest pet in Canberra?       
Saving money on the McFlurry serves them right    
Random acts ...

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Mullets for History from 2021-02-22T00:56:34

Do you or someone you know love rockin' a mullet? Ned found out that Mullets aren't as recent of a phenomenon as you might think! When you think of a mullet you might expect that they've only been ...

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FULL SHOW: Nollsy Joins Us! from 2021-02-21T23:51:06

Very immature but sensational toilet news story
Interview with Shannon Noll - What About Them?       
The coat of arms for the ACT   
Takeaway store is creatively helping people steal  ...

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FULL SHOW: Rockin Robyn Returns from 2021-02-19T00:16:54

Rockin Robyn
We are having more restrictions eased this weekend
Fish patting kids to sleep & what’s your parenting hack?
A little concerned about click & collect laziness
E-Scooters...

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Guy Finds 'Real' Unicorn Remains from 2021-02-19T00:03:07

Ned found something interesting on Tik Tok. He found an archeologist who made an incredible discovery of a 16 million year old unicorn skull. 

Obviously, Ned and Josh don't believe this is...

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FULL SHOW: Presidential Mario Kart from 2021-02-17T23:49:02

Will Mars Bars help you remember things
Joe Biden plays as Luigi- what’s your Mario Kart player?
You can buy bits of Aussie advertising history
A bit of wonderful banking news for every...

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FULL SHOW: Mission to Mars Via Canberra from 2021-02-16T23:59:39

The Australian Lady & the Tramp moment
Josh’s Dosh: The New Oil
Kid is solidly committed to hide & seek – can you break his record?
Movie star has dreams telling him to travel
We ar...

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Lady and the Tramp Aussie Edition from 2021-02-16T23:20:21

If you grew up in the 90s and early 2000's, chances are you would have watched Disney's classic film 'Lady and the Tramp'.

Ned & Josh got pretty excited this morning, because recently 2 ko...

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FULL SHOW: Scooters are Toys? from 2021-02-16T00:04:15

Allen's have announced new lollies – what do you want back?
Country mice are smarter than city mice
The E-Scooters are being used as toys more than not
The list of shoplifters has been ...

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Is This The World's Richest Dog? from 2021-02-15T00:41:34

A man in the US unfortunately passed away recently, and curiously left 5 million dollars to his dog! This has Ned and Josh a little confused to say the least, and has them wondering what the dog is...

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FULL SHOW: Presidential Nikes from 2021-02-15T00:01:37

Travelling for Friend’s parties is financially troubling
People have been mispronouncing BMW
The Tic Toc Game
Dog has been left 5 million dollars by his crazy dead owner
Obama’s cus...

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Hyundai Made a TIGER? from 2021-02-12T00:19:04

Hyundai have announced their latest innovation - Transforming Intelligent Ground Excursion Robot or TIGER for short.

It is a new type of walking car that is made to get over obstacles, but...

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FULL SHOW: Hair Salon for Pets from 2021-02-11T23:58:23

Robots writing your Valentine’s day messages
Guy makes a guitar out of his uncle
Little boy complained to his mum’s favourite show.
Dogs are turning blue in Russia & it’s an idea
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FULL SHOW - Can your car walk the walk? Hyuandai's can! from 2021-02-11T00:24:56

Spotify have started trialling Live Lyrics
Mystery Mention 
Tuggeranong Parkway is about to get a new speed limit
Dating apps have had a massive V day upswing
Should you live up to ...

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103 and carefree! from 2021-02-10T00:18:46

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live to be older than 100? All the things you would have lived through and all the knowledge you would have gained?

A 103 year old lady in t...

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FULL SHOW: Overconfident Breakfast Foods from 2021-02-10T00:17:55

Getting knocked out straight away
NEW GAME: I didn’t see that coming!
Lily Allen turned down a serious amount of bitcoin
103 Year old is ready to live large after vaccine
Russia is ...

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FULL SHOW: Cookie Baby from 2021-02-09T00:11:03

Losing a pretty penny in showbags
The TicToc game
Dad goes for a run with his lazy cookie eating baby
Has food ever injured you?
Spare a thought for Chris Hemsworth’s body double Listen

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Forbidden Snacks: AirPods Edition from 2021-02-07T23:48:39

Are you someone that likes to go to sleep with headphones in, or more specifically AirPods? Have you ever woken up and asked yourself where they've gone after they fell out during the night?
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FULL SHOW: 53 Years Lost Wallet from 2021-02-07T23:47:19

Costco Petrol station should be a place of coming together
Does your dog hate going for a walk?
Man swallows an airpod!
Lost Wallet in Antarctica has finally been returned
Guy takes...

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FULL SHOW: Friend Test from 2021-02-05T02:03:27

La Niña is making our rabbits particularly rabbit-like
Taylor Swift is getting sued by a theme park
Joe Biden wants to come to Australia
The escalator friendship test is a great measuri...

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Josh Dion? from 2021-02-05T00:31:59

Have you ever made a decision while drinking on a night out and come to regret it the next morning? A man in England did exactly that when he legally changed his name to Celine Dion!

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FULL SHOW: Canberra’s Royal Couple from 2021-02-04T00:31:39

Skywhale is having a delay & this is not what we need now
Tokyo says NO to cheering at the Olympics
Mother doesn’t really like her kids & we are worried
Guy drunkenly changes name to Ce...

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Hot New Job - Candyologist from 2021-02-03T00:09:08

There's a hot new job on the market that pays $30 an hour to taste test candy! A company in Canada is giving people the opportunity to become a Candyologist. Though don't get too excited.. Josh thi...

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FULL SHOW: Food Quests from 2021-02-02T23:40:08

Ned’s epic food quest – can you beat it?
Kids taking over your birthday in terrifying fashion
6% of people are going to be watching Super Bowl naked!
Candy company is looking for Candyo...

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FULL SHOW: Statement Backdowns from 2021-02-02T00:24:35

Work are apparently trying to kill us
How long did you try to run away for?
Interview- Beau Ryan of The Amazing Race
Meeting a celebrity & getting let down
Jennifer Coolidge tricks ...

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Saving Money from 2021-02-01T00:57:39

This can sometimes be a little hard. 

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FULL SHOW: A Mouse in the House from 2021-01-31T23:46:25

30kgs of oranges & the pettiest point you’ve ever made
Interview with Jess Eva of I’m A Celeb
There have been 6 million trips on the Lightrail
Best birthday present ever for old mate in...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 10/8/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Cat drug crime is perfect for a netflix true crime docuseries What did you send through the wash? Trump wants to add some presidents to mount Rushmore. Betting on news events is not a good idea ...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 31/7/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Rockyn Robyn. Uber eats driver is only human. The ultimate dad prank. Scientist considering quitting the gym at 104 years young. Josh received a creepy email from a business. Snake dumping is ...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 30/7/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Don’t panic but we’ve been feeding ducks completely wrong. Worst No-Reason gift from your partner. Lake Burley Griffin water rats are risking their little rat lives. Using cherry pickers to watc...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 29/7/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The UK builder that has exploited child labour adorably. What did you love and overeat until you couldn’t stand it anymore? Tiered wedding invites are not at all a better option. The new 2020 Ba...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 28/7/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The politest way to uninvite people from the wedding. Meatbell causes the weirdest excuse ever. What would be a ‘house leaving’ offence for you? Stealing back something that was stolen from you....

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 27/7/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Bride slims down friend in wedding photos Black panther spotted outside of Sydney Officially what are we doing with the hand sanitisers gang Josh’s new fitness regime is out for all to enjoy tod...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 24/7/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Post Malone got a new tattoo Did you try to cut your own hair? The compact disc expose Finale The roughest tourist update from Italy yet Kangaroo on the loose… in Texas ABBA are looking to put...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 23/7/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

What is ‘non-cheating’ cheating for you? Qantas flew a giant kangaroo in to existence Strangest sleep talk you’ve heard Is there a NEW and IMPROVED fairy bread?!? The great compact disc expose ...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 22/7/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Woolies are really bringing the goods in the 70s Most expensive thing your kid has broken? Groom stuffs up the simplest part of being the groom The great compact disc explanation Sawing neighbo...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 21/7/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Knights are being used to warn people and we should try it Are penguin biscuits better than Tim Tams? Tom Cruise is really pissing off golf club members The great compact disc expose 911 calls ...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 20/7/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

An interesting way to get your Covid19 frustrations out Ned wants to be a dog baby sitter for his neighbours Has Scomo admitted to being a TikToker? Canberra put some clothes on Upon death Gerv...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 17/7/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Rockyn Robyn Why don’t we dress like they do in Hamilton in 2020 Seagulls are super doper high on ants Ned is experimenting with his facial hair and is in trouble Guy is beyond confident with h...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 15/7/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Hugh Jackman’s ass is preserved as a Disney legend Do you have Vintage Sydney Olympics merch Ned has beard oil and are we now impressed? The Hemsworths are getting themselves a holiday house We...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 14/7/2020 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The masked singer is getting realistic now Worst trampoline accident? Covid has taken this a step too far now Ned gets drilled & other kindness of stranger stories Tubs of Bubble O Bill are mak...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 13/7/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

KFC foils house party Ted the wombat is solving crimes & do you have a workplace pet?   Crime solves itself in the most action packed way ever Snoop Dogg’s plane incident Best son ever sails a...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 10/7/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Can we run some slang past an American? Demi Moore’s bizarre carpeted bathroom Palaces are re-opening around the UK Compliments from older people are the ultimate power Bidet consultant require...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 9/7/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Jurassic park is not a documentary How long did your pet disappear for? Josh’s Dad doesn’t quite understand the world Who wants to be a millionaire is getting harsh The pettiest neighbour issue...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 8/7/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Harry Styles has released a lullaby book but we can do better Weird pregnancy glamour shots Do you celebrate your 1 month anniversary? Do you have an actual hangover cure? Pretzel M&Ms are on t...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 7/7/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

E-scooters are on the way to Canberra! Guy has found the 11 secret herbs and spices The 2020 Sweepstakes : Day 2 predictions Did you  forget something important in public Bucks party mishap end...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 6/7/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Sweepstakes featuring Kanye for president Pubs in London are open and its chaos Bunnings little gardeners kit is perfect for all The beatles almost got back together Guys accidentally live stre...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 2/7/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

What did your dog eat in secret? KitKat boutique is making its way to Sydney for good. Italian airline is leading us out of darkness. Interview with Amy Shark about her brand new single! The 6y...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 1/7/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Doing your business in the Queen’s bushes Icecream and the cutest thing your kid ever did Only $187 for being a jerk with your shopping trolley The Spite Scratchie test Pub stays shut for a new...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 30/6/2020 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Golf on TV has an interesting moment. Is the AIS closing forever? Big Brother is coming back for 2021 and we wanna join. Seagulls are capable of swallowing rats whole in Rome. Millennials have ...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 29/6/2020 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The conclusion to Zac Watch – maybe What are you pronouncing wrong? Coke has pulled off the most amazing advertising yet Microwaving books doesn’t kill coronavirus $20k to whoever can keep thei...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 26/6/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Ned got approval from an old wise supermarket wizard What constitutes a ‘star’? Dr Fauci getting the call up Best selling albums in Australia Macaques gone wild Study disagrees with Ned’s ‘Hot ...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 25/6/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Josh’s mum threw out pokemon cards- one sells for $114,000 Is Josh the Old friend now?? How did your kid react to being a sibling? Someone is coming for Canberra’s tap water title Riley Hawk ma...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 24/6/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Canberra is the 4th biggest city for cyber cheating What colour is the Twenty Dollar note?? Zac Efron chilling in Byron bay? A great business model courtesy of Ned Donald Trump is roasted by a ...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 23/6/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Cadbury need to CALM DOWN with caramilk Winning lotto in the most wholesome way ever recorded Big brother has really evolved Spotify buffering is the new age CD skipping What was a  food you we...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 22/6/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Neds Car VS Birds. Supplies were stolen and we KNOW the culprit. Hug tunnel at a nursing home is creeping us out. Ned gets someone elses order. 6 million dollar guitar – how does your collectio...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 19/6/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This is not a sport show but we’ll die on this hill How quickly did you say “I love you”? The NBA is putting wacky Disney rules in place Crissy Tegan got a strange cake We are all worried about...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 18/6/ 20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Our pollies are throwing shade at towns that aren’t theirs Did a joke you made ever become fact? Rove is hosting a two hour life drawing class on SBS Real estate agent was secretly living in his...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 17/6/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Josh knocked out a kid at the shops Weird animal attacks You might be able to talk to your dog soon Lady gets perfect Maccas revenge The console that no one asked for Haunted playground but th...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 16/6/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

  Drive in movies are returning t Majura park this weekend Best sign you’ve ever seen? Ned leaves a negative review A landmark is scaring us all Rounded off keys are a great shopping trolley h...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 15/6/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Josh’s Dosh : Exploiting Your Friends What have you accidentally drop kicked? Why can people not spell the easiest three letter name? Looking to buy a $1400 hoodie? Do you have a go-to “embarra...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 15/10/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

1) Kid is testing his teacher’s diamond rings 2) Has an animal ever hurt your feelings? 3) Northbourne Avenue is finally going to be finished! 4) Ned’s very first magpie swooping 5) A guy from the ...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 14/10/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

1) What did your kid get stuck in their hair? 2) Rashays are taking it a little too far getting in on the Maccas v HJ action     3) Oprah is cold calling voters in the US to have a good ol' chinwag...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 13/10/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

1) Ned has picked a new hobby and is in misery     2) Can a nap cause you to lose a finger? Apparently yes! 3) Dog eats an engagement ring, what has your dog eaten?  4) Shiny Charizard Pokémon card...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 12/10/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

1) Rockin Robyn: The Happy Hour Sessions 2) Selling coffee in the bubble is a great way to make cash! 3) The best ‘hangover cure’ 4) Someone loves Ned and we don’t know who it is 5) Babies are bein...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 9/10/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

1) Gold nuggets found in WA leads to new gold rush 2) Happy meals are now $4 for a limited time 3) Not classy enough to be rich at all and that’s better 4) Slow blinking at cats is how you become f...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 8/10/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

1) There is an 11 million dollar Canberran! 2) Von Trapp family sanitisers 3) The VP debate is on today and a special critic has weighed in  4) The guy from The Bachelor should’ve gotten a pass 5) ...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 7/10/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

1) KFC clearly have a creative job opening for big thinkers 2) Interview with Osher Gunsberg – The Bachelorette 3) Ned saved a guy in Bunnings yesterday 4) Shaun Mendes won't sing in front of his p...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 6/10/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

1) ScoMo has become Chicken Dad in Chief 2) Kids accidentally getting hurt in family games 3) Guy ‘gets lost’ on the way to his own wedding 4) Jurassic Park is now possible, but the cowards won’t d...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 2/10/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

1) Burger king wants to get themselves a Michelin star! 2) When have you been caught out celebrating? 3) Peppa Pig Plate causes mum some issues 4) Year long leak in the international space station ...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 1/10/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

1) The Bunning Sausage Sizzle is back! 2) Some businesses can't do the green bread support  3) How many times have you fixed something? 4) Guy tries to pull a prank on his first date 5) Josh’s Dosh...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 30/9/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

1) Parrot gets kicked out of a zoo for swearing! 2) Something strange on your bucket list? 3) Josh freaked out some tourists at Parliament House 4) Biden and Trump are having their first debate tod...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 29/9/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

1) The Raiders can finally say “up the milk” again! 2) What have you accidentally stolen? 3) This is why you do NOT trust antiques roadshow EVER 4) Mariah Carey is apparently a judge on The Voice n...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 28/9/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

1) Have a canberra ‘staycation’ 2) What was veto’d at your wedding? 3) Kid suspended from school for something in his bedroom 4) Amazon making a Roomba version of a security camera 5) Sex crazed da...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 25/9/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

1) Ned is dogging us on the scooter front! 2) What was your kick ass wedding song? 3) The Bachelor went EXACTLY as anyone would expect 4) 747 Booze carts being sold by Qantas 5) Busta Rhymes was on...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 24/9/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

1) Cat news of the highest importance 2) Most popular dog names list 3) Getting holidays planned for you by your parents 4) Healthy sex life is the best after-heart attack care 5) Baby born on a fl...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 23/9/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

1) Millionaire hotseat is considered an 'essential service' 2) Interview with Michala Banas, Aussie TV Superstar! 3) Italian Couple fall in love in lockdown 4) Potentially the smartest signs in tow...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 22/9/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

1) Staggered wedding options 2) We are going to fry up jellyfish instead of fish from now on 3) Constant meal plans are just what adult life is 4) Woolies have ended the ooshies early 5) 60-year-ol...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 21/9/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

1) Barrack Obama has a finsta 2) The Rock fixes one problem with another 3) We don’t understand Tennis Tantrums 4) A slushie machine is NOT a hand sanitising station 5) Brumbies take away the big w...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 18/09/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Adult gifts are a delicate balance Spotify says old songs are best to make you feel good Qantas have a flight to nowhere selling out Is the guy from art attack actually Banksy? Apparently we ar...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 17/9/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

1) The whole ooshie thing is OFFICIALLY out of control! 2) Were you awkwardly ripped off? 3) Can we just give Melbourne a break now? 4) Baby koala needs a name! 5) Would you go back for this unclai...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 16/9/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

1) There’s a tiger on the loose in Tennessee 2) Josh’s parents officially do not love him at all 3) Counterfeit airpods worth $400k seized by Customs 4) The Great Toothpaste Debate 5) Interview wit...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 15/9/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

1) Canberra’s constantly evolving street art is what we NEED! 2) What pop culture house do you want to live in? 3) Hungry Jacks is doubling down 4) Chris Hemsworth has taken over a weather broadcas...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 110920 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Rockin Robyn on no longer keeping up with the Kardashians Wanting to be buried in a Juicy Fruit packet Ned the dog sitting champ & your sitting stories Boyfriend is hiding a cheese habit from his g...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 100920 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Dan Andrews is having to hold sex ed for his entire state Dumbest injury you’ve ever experienced? Ned's looking after a dog Zac Efron was in Thredbo and we are pumped Your phone will be able to tel...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 9/9/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Onion is a days long commitment of desire and regret. $350 fine for hands outside windows. Lady is rating dude’s lil dudes on social media for a small fee. You could get 15k for your Elsa Ooshie...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 8/9/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Rihanna falls off an electric scooter. What have you had to do in a towel? Hayfever is here for a whole new year. The queen is setting up a drive thru at her place for the peasants. A fly has m...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 7/9/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Scotty Cam is changing the game for the block. What did your kid learn super early? Ned side swiped his siblings out of father’s day glory. Customs destroy $19k handbag. Science proves its impo...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 4/9/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

We have worked out a way to make news more watchable. Pigeon break-in. Have we solved couple arguments forever? Elon Musk is now the third richest man on Earth. Guy tries to scam a restaurant i...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 3/9/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Boneless chicken wings and a call to action for humanity. The Fact Thunderdome. Ultra rare Ooshies are out in the wild for the masses. Telstra solved a problem no one needed solved. Guy has tri...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 2/9/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Full stops intimidate young people Guy potentially ruining an awesome new invention for us People who eat peanut butter are…better in bed? Woman in Turkey stretches her legs on the airplane’s wi...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 1/9/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Best pie in Australia has been crowned and its not Braidwood. What movie do your kids watch non stop? The oldest couple in the world are loving their record. Magician calls off stunt in 2020 and...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 31/8/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Promise to use the stupid purchase or else. Ned beeped his horn at a random new mother. We solve the swooping bird menace. Coughing on police could get you six months in the slammer. What's you...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 28/08/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Kevin Rudd roasted a guy for an unmade bed and it works… Guy joins zoom meeting mid-affair Ned is worried he will have to follow through with a raffle Committed to your job: Shelly Craft is a licen...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 27/08/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

What’s a better first word than “hello”? Nearly 500 grand found buried on the sunshine coast Diplomat sells his own embassy for a bargain price Penguin watches Pingu & your favourite kids show Sex ...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 26/8/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Americans say E-Moo and they’re stunned at the way we say it. World’s fastest limo is potentially a game changer. We had a super half-assed fire drill and we’re …. Suspicious. The mango morning ...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 25/8/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

KFC is no longer ‘finger lickin’ good’. What’s the most uplifting Disney song? Imagine not guessing your friend on the Masked Singer. The Emmys are just going to be a big all staff Zoom meeting....

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 24/8/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Do we need to fix that? Ski lift VS drone. Have you learnt something in these weird times? Josh has a new idea for an app that probably exists. The Masked Singer has been shut down over the Rona...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 21/8/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Rockin Robyn Has your cat just been super mean to you? Fake bird poo a genius idea to stop thieves taking bikes We’ll be prevented from throwing scooters into lake? Schapelle Corby has quit her...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 20/8/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Home and away have built their own beach for Summer Bay. Weetbix – how do you do? Painting eyes on the butt of a cow confuses predators. What’s the most extravagant cinema sneak? Apple is now w...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 19/8/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

What would your secret service name be? How many different animals do you have? The Tune Squad have a new kit for Space Jam 2 Texas nursing home moonlights as tattoo parlor & what tattoo mistake...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 18/8/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Guy makes wheelbarrow that can go 70km an hour Vegemite and who eats cold toast? Working on some super depressing news right now What did you get wrong about your pet? Machine Gun Kelly is “pro...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 17/8/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Shapelle Corby is going into the special forces What did you buy and never use? Restaurant weighs people on the way in Did you make a long term holiday friend? There is a pentagon task force fo...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 14/8/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Payday Panic is like toilet paper at the servo Actually cool cleaning hacks Jason Derulo was really jazzed about cats Weirdest thing you’ve heard from your neighbours Beanies & a  bit of Covid ...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 13/8/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Kmart have a brand new gizmo for heating water When was there an unwanted guest in your car? Ned is getting violently angry at children again Joe Biden had a script for Kamala Harris Woman's ID...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 12/8/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Josh’s car is a house cat forced to rough it Mark stole his Masked Singer costume – what did you accidentally steal? Hotel Food hack is actually find of gross A tale of gin and covid kindness T...

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Ned & Josh Podcast - 11/8/20 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Buzz Lightyear was nearly Lunar Larry Simon Cowell & Parent’s badass injuries Elton John has a $64,000 electricity bill Fighting in the snow feels very apocalyptic Dave Hughes – The Masked Sing...

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World's Nicest Neighbours? from 2021-01-29T00:05:56

Josh stumbled across a story this week about a man who decided to learn to play the trumpet during lockdown in the UK, and has been receiving nothing but support from his neighbours. Josh thinks th...

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FULL SHOW: Scratchie Scandal from 2021-01-29T00:00:10

Josh’s Dosh: Trade in system SHOULD be an option
Scratchies as a present are a terrible idea
The Stealth Fighters didn’t come to Canberra yesterday
Canberra man wins 4.8mil
When the...

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FULL SHOW: Carrie’s Shoes from 2021-01-28T00:29:51

Sex & The City shoes are found in Canberra!
Okay, but do your dreams have PRODUCTION VALUE?
Ned is the Bitcoin guy now
Pigeon news is TOO cute!
Would you get the COVID vaccine on TV...

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FULL SHOW: Wearing My Rolex from 2021-01-27T00:13:05

Snake in the engine & what animal passenger did you have?
Joe Biden’s boss watch is copping some flack
Just add more Murray Cod
Bit Coin guy is ‘at peace’ or so he says
Exotic now t...

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FULL SHOW: The Ajax Warning from 2021-01-21T00:06:24

Ned using colleague’s desk bins for nefarious purposes
Do you know someone who got their licence too easy?
The Zooper ‘leave a dooper’ pilot test reveal
Marketplace toys & an ethical di...

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New Technology feature we see an issue with from 2021-01-20T01:53

Woolworths have just created new trolleys with a phone holder. This quite possibly could be the greatest advancement in trolley technology in ages. The boys love this but see one new way Woolies co...

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Full Show: Shower Styles from 2021-01-20T01:02:53

The nervous ring & have you seen  a public proposal?
No farewell call for Scomo & The Donald
Do you shower facing frontwards to water or backwards?
Joe Exotic is still waiting for the p...

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FULL SHOW: Ned’s Toy Store from 2021-01-19T00:02:57

Ned tries to play it cool in the toy store
Woolies are changing something very dangerous
We’ve had our e-scooter fun. It’s time to settle down now
Worst excuse to get out of a Covid fin...

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Ned & Josh have an update on Joe the Pigeon from 2021-01-18T02:05

You know the pigeon that travelled from the US to Australia? Well it turns out all might not be what it seems. Ned and Josh investigate. 

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FULL SHOW: Frustrating Baking from 2021-01-18T00:00:57

Ned is ruining our cool friends cred
The Five dollar challenge & your money saving tips
The Biden/Harris playlist is a little too see through
There is a call to replace trump in Home Al...

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FULL SHOW: On set… Kind of from 2021-01-14T23:42:04

The creep Neeson latex mask pure nightmare fuel  

One Euro houses are up for grabs in Italy       

Did you see the filming yesterday?   

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FULL SHOW: Take a Zooper, leave a Dooper from 2021-01-14T00:08:29

Zooper Dooper exchange concept will change our lives.

Olivia Wilde is stealing Harry Styles’ pearls/ what have you stolen of your partners’?  

The oldest Australian has a secret a...

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FULL SHOW: Perform For Your Pet from 2021-01-12T23:01:03

Do you perform for your pets?

Email etiquette for 2021 in our office lives.

Brexit rules are starting to get quite strange.

We  are going to lose two seconds a year for t...

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FULL SHOW: The Airfrying King from 2021-01-11T23:34:09

Pool access is premium leverage for the next few days.

Sex & the City is returning to the small screen.

Ketchup is a scientifically perfect food.

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FULL SHOW: Komodo Dragons on a Tram from 2021-01-10T23:41:57

Peak stupidity over the holiday period

What’s your kid catnip?

Canberra is starting to shine with super rare animals

Nobody needs a 2020 time capsule

Are UFO rec...

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FULL SHOW: Last one for 2020 from 2020-12-18T00:16:23

The great Christmas bon-bon joke off finale;

The common Christmas Problems for couples;

We do not need to look back at 2020 at all;

Ned’s friend hasn’t locked his phone i...

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FULL SHOW: Celebrate Mediocrity from 2020-12-16T23:57:23

Kangaroos can communicate with us and that’s worrying.

Celebrating mediocrity has never been so sweet.

The Great Christmas Bon-Bon joke-off.

Mother in law takes over the ...

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Burrito Bandit from 2020-12-15T23:29

A man in the US has been arrested by the police after breaking into a building to microwave his burrito.

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FULL SHOW: Prince of Podcasting from 2020-12-15T23:10:57

Harry and Megan are stepping on our turf.

Interview: Hughsey.

A bit of petty neighbourhood revenge.

Is 40 handfuls of water enough hydration?

Santa has stopped a...

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FULL SHOW: The Internet is Broken from 2020-12-14T23:59:13

Can we function without google or no?

Going above and beyond at your job in the best way possible.

Australia is about to hit Peak Celebrity.

The strangest road safety dir...

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FULL SHOW: Flying Golf Clubs from 2020-12-14T01:05:21

The great Bon-Bon Joke off.

The billionaire making his staff millionaires.

The secret to the perfectly cooked bacon.

Playing a bit of a dangerous game while drinking.
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Double Story Xmas Decorations from 2020-12-13T23:29:57

A dad in England has "accidentally" purchased a Christmas decoration which is bigger than his house, however Ned & Josh aren't convinced that it was an accident.

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Rude Self Serve Checkout from 2020-12-11T00:36

A supermarket in the UK has decided that their self serve checkout machines weren't Christmassy enough, and have decided to implement a Santa voice over during the holiday season. 

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FULL SHOW: Petty Revenge from 2020-12-11T00:11:40

Telling the twins apart is hard or easy?
Interview: Amy Shark
Guy takes the floor to ‘get even’ with cheating partner
QBN Park makes a world’s best parks list
How we spent our after...

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FULL SHOW: Cut Loose…. Footloose from 2020-12-10T01:05:44

We are allowed to let the dance take over on Friday
Ned’s big fear is rising in potentiality
Apple are taking the piss now
Generous towns have been announced
The Philippines is now ...

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Nigella's Pronunciation of Microwave from 2020-12-09T01:29:27

Nigella Lawson was doing one of her shows and was talking about heating up some milk when she decided to have some fun with the pronunciation of microwave.

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FULL SHOW: Fancy Microwaving from 2020-12-09T01:24:25

Xmas shopping car park rules are now required
Madonna has a tattoo now, who else got one late?
Steaming vegetables in the dishwasher is either lazy or genius
Aliens exist and apparently...

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FULL SHOW: Seaplanes, Trains and Automobiles from 2020-12-08T01:47:25

We are about to have seaplanes in the lake... WHAT!
Does your pet love a certain song?
Dominoes are on the lookout for someone to give free pizza
There is a very sexy new movie making i...

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FULL SHOW: Cheeky Pasta from 2020-12-07T01:19:25

Prince George loves cheeky carbonara // what bougie food does your kid love?
Original Bachie mansion is for sale right now
Koala found hanging in Christmas tree
Russian millionaire take...

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THEY SOLD THE BACHIE MANSION from 2020-12-07T01:02:57

FOR A WHOPPING 9.5 MILLION!!!

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FULL SHOW: Drake Scented Candle from 2020-12-04T00:54:01

Drake has a candle of his own scent
Australia is home of chubby pets
Digging up the time capsule in Forrest is a gift for us all
Interview: Solo the Cheetah is a big boy now
Who is ...

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Kangaroo News Update from 2020-12-04T00:17:01

There have been a couple of bizarre stories involving kangaroos this week. One overseas and one close to home. So they boys thought they’d wrap it up in a brand new segment.

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FULL SHOW - Ned & the fantastical journey to the bookstore from 2020-12-03T00:04:47

We are actually brainwashing Natalie Portman’s kids

Tamagotchi returns to student 21 years later

Ned & the fantastical journey to the bookstore

South African lotto is bei...

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FULL SHOW: Tesla has it too good from 2020-12-02T00:55:59

Sacha Baron Cohen has been in Australia this whole time!
Ned has had a devastating case of unknown loss
Wrapping presents in tea towels is a great cover up for no skill
We simply cannot...

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PS5 or Air Purifier? from 2020-12-02T00:34:19

Have you ever gotten one item confused for something else? Well that is exactly what happened when this couple bought a PlayStation 5, thinking that it was an air purifier!

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FULL SHOW: Ned The Brave from 2020-12-01T00:21:40

Ned has been a very brave little boy with his moth housemate
There is a new monolith in Romania to scare everyone
I’m a celebrity can’t get one over on us
Another sinkhole has opened up...

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FULL SHOW: Aliens Are Real! from 2020-11-30T01:46:44

The big metal object is gone again and this can not continue
The ready to rumble was pretty sad last night     
The Bidens are adding a ‘weid’ addition to the White House  
 Winning $25...

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The Metal Thing Is Gone! from 2020-11-30T00:09:28

You may recall approximately 2 weeks ago, there were many reports of a strange monolith that appeared in the middle of the Utah desert. Now the metal pillar has mysteriously vanished by an unknown ...

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FULL SHOW: A Cartoon Education from 2020-11-27T00:50:08

Extreme heat is on the way for all of us this weekend
What’s your child’s cartoon education
Ned’s very sad night in watching Hook
UNO wants to change the rules AGAIN
Big Metal thing...

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Unhelpful Tips To Keep Cool? from 2020-11-27T00:43:26

The boys have noticed the forecast is hitting over 30 this weekend to kick off summer. Let’s see if they can help remember some tips on how to stay cool over the weekend.

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FULL SHOW: Justify The Pie from 2020-11-26T01:02:47

The Great Apple Heist: Do the ends justify the pie?
What dumb thing amuses your pet?
The way to keep flies away this summer that could kill people
A bunch of salmon made the big escape<...

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FULL SHOW: Does the thought count? from 2020-11-25T01:23:59

Faking being a little bit fancy with an imposter purchase
What did you have to ‘tech support’ with a relative?
Airlines making it all a bit too hard right now
At this time of year is it...

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74 Year Old Saves Man’s Best Friend from 2020-11-25T00:17:29

Josh has found pet owner of the year, after a 74 year old man fought off an alligator in order to save his dog!

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FULL SHOW: Chickens in Hats from 2020-11-24T01:39:29

Josh’s mum has a bit to answer for
Ned is feeling old thanks to Coolio
Making sinkholes the official enemy of the radio show
Mini Santa Hats for the chickens
Being bitten by a flea ...

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The Weirdest Directive in the History of Policing from 2020-11-23T04:10

Police in Canada have put up one of the weirdest road sign directives in history, asking motorists to stop letting moose lick their cars.

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FULL SHOW: Salty Moose on the Loose from 2020-11-23T01:12:43

The weirdest directive in the history of policing
Do you have an almost famous name?
Dining for everyone at the pool is a massive responsibility
We have invented a way to reverse aging ...

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FULL SHOW: A Meow Translator from 2020-11-20T00:48:16

Being the mate with a pool is a power play
What did the previous owners leave behind for you?
Translate your cat’s meows – or don’t.
New South Wales fixed speed camera signs are gone no...

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FULL SHOW: Ned is not Josh’s Cheerleader from 2020-11-19T00:57:19

Baseball is the new thing, trust me
Worst dog sitting stories
Putting sugar on cereal is not as normal as we think
We are having a competition to learn Spanish
Tim Tam candles are c...

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FULL SHOW: Picking a Tom Cruise Fight from 2020-11-18T01:43:51

We need a mediation session for the fast food industry NOW
The weirdest reason you’ve been able to stop work?
Prada have stuffed up and that’s nada our problem
We are sending too much w...

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Wilbur the Bulldog Town Mayor from 2020-11-18T00:39:02

The US town of Rabbit Hash has elected six month old French Bulldog Wilbur as it’s town’s mayor!

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FULL SHOW: Bears on a Plane from 2020-11-17T01:35

Josh’s Dosh: Get a pigeon
Six million dollars to mow grass & what’s your pocket money rates?
Birthday cake naming mishap is a lesson for us all
Ned is a true hero
Bird of the year r...

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FULL SHOW: $500 ice creams from 2020-11-16T00:39:44

Germany has made a ruling on a new kind of art
Weirdest midnight wake up moment?
The Magnum Ego that’s worth four Demerit Points
The ANU is officially going to be shiny now for the whol...

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A $500 Ice Cream? from 2020-11-16T00:26:38

A driver was stopped in Melbourne because police thought she was using her mobile while driving. She claims she was enjoying a Magnum Ego. Which begs the question, how much would you pay for an ice...

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FULL SHOW: Sore losers and popular birds from 2020-11-13T01:09:46

1) Bird of the year check-in

2) Monopoly small claims court and sore loser stories

3) Restrictions are easing up just a tad here in Canberra

4) Can an animal be gorgeous?...

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New Zealand Bird of the Year Election from 2020-11-13T00:31

New Zealand has had it’s own case of voter fraud in their Bird of the Year 2020 election. 1,500 votes that poured in for the humble Kiwi have been stricken from the record.

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FULL SHOW: Bird of the Year from 2020-11-12T07:40

 

What white lies do you tell your kids?

Falling asleep at the hairdresser is controversial

A logistical question for the show moving forward

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FULL SHOW: TV shows save lives! from 2020-11-11T01:22:19

1) When have you scored a cheeky upgrade? 
2) Little girl bitten by snake uses Russell Coight’s advice
3) Maccas release the McPlant
4) Would you let a robot….?
5) Joe Baiden is doi...

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Comedy Show Saves Life from 2020-11-11T00:05

A nine year old in Victoria was bitten by a tiger snake and used advice she learnt on All Aussie Adventures to help keep herself calm. Russell Coight has come through with some legit advice!
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FULL SHOW - Ned, the bad, bad dad from 2020-11-10T02:55:21

1) Ned is a bad, bad dad, and here's why!
2) Sizzler are giving us a goodbye present
3) Personalised milo tins are making this year worse
4) Zoom prices fall with vaccine announcement Listen

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FULL SHOW - Travelling overseas for fruit salad? from 2020-11-09T05:41:57

1) Josh has found the holy grail fruit
2) Book the four seasons – no the other four seasons
3) The water in Lake Burley Griffin is treacherous once more 
4) We’ve hit 100k scooter trips...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 06/11/20 from 2020-11-06T01:59:35

1) Ned is trying to lose Josh’s bike ON PURPOSE
2) Mother-Daughter Pilots & your learner driver mishaps
3) Potentially the worst robbery attempt ever on record
4) Skirting lockdown in a...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 05/11/20 from 2020-11-05T01:25:12

1) Josh’s Dosh: The sand investment for our times
2) Do you know a very spoilt pet?
3) US ELECTION UPDATE
4) Is Josh secretly trying to kill Ned?
5) Granny refuses to fly off the ha...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 04/11/20 from 2020-11-04T01:04

1) Imagine getting endorsements for your school elections
2) Woman gets swallowed by a whale and Ned is not ok with it
3) Lambos & ‘Job Keeper’- not everyone is cut out for crime
4) Mar...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 03/11/20 from 2020-11-03T00:56:54

1) Ned is a godfather now - what’s different?
2) Trump is organising a massive election night party
3) Josh nearly forgot his sister’s birthday
4) What did your parents not want and the...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 28/10/20 from 2020-10-28T03:13:59

1) A fish is lonely because he ate all his friends
2) Ned vs Instagram ads
3) Petty neighbour championships entrant for 2020
4) Drake has gone very childish with his food choices
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Ned & Josh Podcast 27/10/20 from 2020-10-27T00:17

1) VIC sold out of donuts to celebrate zero cases
2) A koala and a kangaroo have not gotten along at ALL
3) Dominos are turning pizza in to a thrilling game of death
4) Mystery holidays...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 26/10/20 from 2020-10-26T01:37:55

1) AFL and NRL Grand Final entertainment panned as always
2) Queen’s staff have changed back over 1000 clocks 
3) Interview with Scotty Cam
4) Fake Melania rumours are actually an idea ...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 23/10/20 from 2020-10-23T01:33:21

1) Canberra’s Dad lectures us on scooters
2) Grand Final grass relocation is just STUPID
3) Josh wants to pitch a party concept
4) Cake shields keep the party alive
5) Parental Soci...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 22/10/20 from 2020-10-22T02:26:17

1) NASA has landed a probe on an asteroid and it could be bad
2) Megan and Harry now need to worry about bears in the US
3) Police lecture on Scooters
4) The burger bustup continues
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Ned & Josh Podcast 21/10/20 from 2020-10-21T03:44:35

1) The Poshest Parmi (or Parma) in the world is gold plated
2) How long before you no longer ‘go to the gym’?
3) What makes a ‘rich Australian’ in 2020? 
4) We are in lotto mania in Can...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 20/10/20 from 2020-10-20T02:34:27

1) A SNAKE is on the loose in Weston
2) What did you use to be good at?
3) Nokia and NASA are teaming up to win the mid 90s
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Ned & Josh Podcast 19/10/20 from 2020-10-19T02:34:12

1) A shop in the UK is selling an invisibility cloak
2) Ned got airpods… and broke them the same day!
3) Kid sends nudes to mum’s entire contact list
4) Kmart is selling the perfect 202...

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Ned & Josh Podcast 16/10/20 from 2020-10-16T02:32:19

1) Rockin Robyn will not commit to the Raiders
2) Dead mosquitos and other strange collections
3) You can get your election sausage via drone
4) Days Of Our Lives is off air
5) MTV ...

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