Podcasts by Neither Funny Nor Original
For five years Bridget and Brittney searched for a “handbook”, a plausible outline on how to navigate coming out as gay while still heavily involved in their churches and attached to their intolerant, homophobic family. The idea of a healthy romantic relationship between two women who are capable and deserving of a successful life was exactly that, an idea. A beautiful yet foreign concept that they learned to accept and believe. The only problem was they couldn’t see their lives apart from each other and they were convinced they shouldn’t be forced to either.
A Note from Bridget and Brittney:
This podcast is for anyone who has ever felt alienated because of their identity, shamed for who they loved or just fucking confused and gay as shit. Chances are we might have been in your shoes before, or if we haven’t we want to listen to your story and support you in the only way we know how, through love and empathy. Our coming out story isn’t unique. There’s nothing particularly special about us; Some might say we’re neither funny, nor original, but we are here today because of the choices we took towards reaching our happiness. We may not know you yet, but you, yes you reading this, we’re here to remind you that you’re deserving of love and happiness too.
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EP 72: Black Elbows Are The Least Of My Worries from 2023-09-23T00:38
Originally published 9/7/23, rereleased due to technical issues.
This week we get into all the little things SOMEONE might be fretting over (not saying Bridget specifically, but yeah, it'...
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EP 71: I Only Want What I Want from 2023-08-30T12:00
Last weeks "Low Energy Lesbians" are this weeks "Revitalized Minimalist Wannabes". Tune in this week as we discuss character building, digital purging and definitive wanting.
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EP 70: Low Energy Lesbians from 2023-08-23T12:00
Taking calculated risks is essential in curating the life we envision for ourselves, but trying to map out "forever" in the "right now" is challenging. Stop worrying about having the next 10 yea...
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EP 69: Just Post It And Never Look At It Again from 2023-08-16T12:00
Today we're joined by the oh so talented, Eva from Anders design! Eva is the talent behind our amazing website and everything you love about our branding/packaging. In this episode we had the op...
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EP 68: Butthole Epiphanies from 2023-08-09T12:00
Ever had a life changing revelation while doing what one does in the shower? While so have we! Tune in this week to find out what great epiphany we pulled from our asses. Soap bar not included. ...
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EP 67: Dried Cilantro Doesn't Belong In Salsa from 2023-07-26T12:00
This week we talk:
Hollywood's beauty standards
Nostalgia
Pissing off your Hispanic ancestors
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EP 66: Unhinged and Topic-less from 2023-07-19T12:00
We won't sugar coat it, this episode is chaotic. What started off as a catch up episode quickly turned into unexpected and completely necessary heated debates over makeup, homemade lattes and bu...
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EP 65 : Sashay Your Way from 2023-07-05T20:42
Birthdays have a way of stirring up all sorts of philosophical ponderings and encouraging the release of our inner wild child. Are you the type to celebrate all month long or ignore the day all ...
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EP 64: New York Changed Me from 2023-06-21T12:00
The streets of NYC left us feeling brand new but mostly because these bodies weren’t prepared for the 10k+ steps each day. Your favorite wives have returned from the ...
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EP 63: Summary Nights - Jonas Brothers 'The Album' from 2023-06-07T13:00
Welcome to Summary Nights! A new segment for the times we feel inspired to deep dive on the latest content we've been consuming. Sometimes it's a win, other times a miss, but always a laugh in b...
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EP 62: Recovering People Pleaser from 2023-05-31T13:00
In this episode we ask the life changing question that we don't ask ourselves enough, "is this meant to grow me or make someone else more comfortable?". Whether it's for something as trivial as ...
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EP 61: If Something Moves Me, Then Bitch I've Been Moved. from 2023-05-24T13:00
In this episode Britt gets a "choose your own adventure" option that takes us on a ride of discussing feeling in between in life, being in a reading slump, smut vs romance, showing the jo bro's ...
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EP 60: Reaction Culture is Very Basic from 2023-05-18T04:00
If it feels like all you’ve been seeing lately is recycled content, that’s because you have. Despite the trending form of entertainment, reaction videos / culture? leaves much to be desired.
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EP 59: Coming Out With Colton from 2023-05-10T22:30
Does letting go and letting God mean that one day you’ll suddenly wake up and not be gay? Can you let your guard down with God or will he take advantage of that vulnerability? Colton ...
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EP 58: More On Why Gay Relationships Are Hard from 2023-05-03T17:00
This week we attempt to answer YouTuber Mark Miller’s latest question - “Listen
Am I a Burden or Just Burdened? from 2023-04-26T16:31
This episode we talk sourdough starters and starting to speak up. In case no one's told you yet, it's okay to take up space.
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Why So Blue Darlin? from 2023-04-19T12:00
In this episode we dive into our current mental health status and share what we've been struggling with. It's a heavy one but we encourage you to grab a cup of coffee, tea, or whatever floats yo...
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If You're New, Start Here from 2023-04-13T12:00
Guess who's back! It may have been a long break but your favorite wives are here to whisper sweet nothings to you. We promise we've missed you just as much as you've missed us. Lots has changed ...
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Hello, Can You Hear Me? from 2022-08-11T12:00:39
After an impromtu month long vacation we're back baby! We definitely wish we had been on actual vacation, instead we've been doing life. Do we cover any of it in this episode? Nah not really, th...
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The One Where We Ramble from 2022-07-07T12:00:02
This is the part in the description where we say something compelling to draw you in but the truth is, this one is just a ramble. There's no real map of where we're headed but come along if you ...
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Tea Time With Tyson ASMR from 2022-06-23T16:07:46
It's been 3 years since Tyson first graced NFNO listener ears and he's back baby! In this episode we talk about everything from YouTube to friendship to making big life changes. It's a long epis...
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The One Where Bridget Turns 33 from 2022-06-17T05:43:12
It’s Bridget’s birthday month and it wouldn’t be right to go without an epsiode dedicated to one half of the heartbeat behind this show. This week we celebrate Bridget by discussing her most che...
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Flexibility Isn’t Just for Yoga from 2022-06-09T12:00:05
We survived our first craft market and by golly, everything that could go wrong did. This week we share what challenges came up and what we can do better in the future.
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We're Back...Kind Of. from 2022-05-26T12:00:04
Did we take a week off that turned into 2 months? Yes. Did we tell ourselves we'd record a quick episode but it turned into an hour long episode? Also yes. Did we miss you all dearly? ABSOLUTELY...
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Older and Ostensibly Wiser from 2022-03-24T12:00:19
Sometimes you just need something short and sweet to break up your week, that's where we come in! This week we recap Britt's birthday week and share our feelings on getting older and (hopefully)...
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Dirty Thirty from 2022-03-10T13:00:06
All good things must come to an end and for Brittney, that means her roaring 20s. Tune in this week to see a low budget Vogue worthy 30 questions in 30 minutes (we couldn't afford the other 43 q...
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Rooting (for) Thyself from 2022-02-24T13:00:22
"To know thy self is the beginning of wisdom" -Socrates, who obviously didn't grow up having to culturally assimilate just to fit in. It's confusing AF to "know thyself" when you know close to ...
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Does Religion Help or Hurt Our Marriage? from 2022-02-17T13:00:21
When you grow up so deeply involved in religion, it’s easy to get lost in where religion ends and where your marriage begins. This week we talk about the ways we had to rewire our relationship from...
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BYOH: Bring Your Own Horse from 2022-02-10T13:00:34
We’re back from our impromptu vacation! This week Britt reveals she’s a horse girl, Bridget explains her reasoning for always choosing sorbet and we discuss how we can make our dreams a reality....
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Consecrating Concrete Definitions from 2022-01-27T13:00:28
You won’t know if something isn’t a right fit if you haven’t determined what “right” even is. With January nearly over, and our “new year, new me”high running low, we’ve fallen into a slump stew of...
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Post Launch Pep Talk from 2022-01-20T13:00
We all love a good motivational speech but sometimes it’s to our own detriment. This week we talk about the shop launch, Jon Snow and how to achieve success.
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The One Where We Open a Store from 2022-01-14T17:00
The NFNO shop is here and it’s VERY queer! We’ve kept you guys waiting long enough and we’re so proud to show you what we’ve been working on. We hope you love it but even if you don’t, we sure a...
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New Year, Better Me from 2022-01-06T10:00
The new year is here and so are all of the resolutions! This week we catch up on where we’ve been the last few weeks and where we’re headed in 2022.
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Say No to SAD from 2021-12-16T10:00
The holiday cheer is hard to come by these last few days but we’re determined to push through the lows regardless. We don’t have a solid agenda this week but you can still tune in for some good ...
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Extinguishing Emotional Dumpster Fires from 2021-12-09T10:00
If you're anything like us, you're finding it more and more difficult to come across decent people. This week we share how being kind and understanding towards others isn't always reciprocated a...
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Self-Care for the Weary Hearted from 2021-12-02T10:00
Turkey Talks, BS Walks from 2021-11-25T10:00
If you're like us, holidays usually bring a bag of mixed emotions and unwavering commitment to plow right through it without any family drama. Whether you're surrounded by loved ones or having a...
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Grand Gestures And Cheap Sex from 2021-11-18T10:00
Did you love and live for The L Word (before things got weird of course)? Did you have high expectations for The L Word Generation Q? Do you have thoughts and feelings about season 2 of Gen Q? S...
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Vulnerability Isn't My Strong Suit from 2021-11-11T10:00
Do you have an aversion to vulnerability while also wearing your heart on your sleeve? The good news is, you're not alone! Whether you've built a bad ass armor of pride in yourself or turn into ...
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You’ve Got a Friend in Me from 2021-11-04T09:00
It’s one thing to be a good friend and another to find one. This week we talk about what it’s like being grown women and having little to no friends. If you find yourself struggling to make and ...
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What Haunts the Most from 2021-10-28T09:00
If you’re anything like us, reflecting on the past can be a frightful thing. After doing a hard dive through our old social media accounts, we stumbled across the terror-able days of ...
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Is Imposter Syndrome Treatable? from 2021-10-21T09:00
We’ll gladly take a booster shot to fight the most notable confidence criminal, aka Imposter Syndrome. It’s a virus that runs deep and this week we chat up all the ways we feel inept ...
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Resolving Conflict with Your Partner from 2021-10-14T09:00
We regret to inform you that contrary to popular belief, we still DO have disagreements. This week we suffer through an uncomfortable conversation involving a recent fight and how we ...
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The Hard Truths of Coming Out from 2021-10-07T09:00
In celebration of National Coming Out Day we thought it was fitting we provide a list of reasons to not come out. JUST KIDDING. But we do think it’s important to remember some key tru...
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Burnt Out On Burnout from 2021-09-30T09:00
The good news is our vision board is manifesting hard AF; the bad news is we’re also tired AF. Is there such a thing as balancing burnout or are we forever doomed to this sick cycle o...
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Hello, My Name is Anxiety from 2021-09-23T09:00
In case you haven’t met yet, allow us to introduce you to our no-good friend, Anxiety, and its not-so-distant relative, Existential Crisis. Tune in this week to see how we manage our low points ...
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The Artifices of the Church from 2021-09-16T09:00
Can you be gay and also have a relationship with God? Is there a place for the LGBT+ community within the church? Is the word ‘artifice’ a verb or a noun? This week we ask the hard qu...
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We’re Wives, Not Sisters You Sicko from 2021-09-09T09:00
If we had a dollar for every year we’ve been together then we’d have ten whole bucks. Hey, we may not be rich, but we’re definitely rich in love! Tune in this week to hear how we’ve l...
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“I Hate My Job” Said Everyone in 2021 from 2021-09-02T16:08:14
If we had a dollar for every time we daydreamed about storming out of the office & giving our bosses the bird then we’d be in a better financial situation than we are now. But hey! At least one ...
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Live, Laugh and Please STFU: A Love Letter to Our Parents from 2021-08-26T05:00
Do you ever just sit back with a cup of tea and reflect on how terrible your parents can be sometimes? Well, we sure do! This week we discuss what it’s like watching our parents celeb...
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Lovin Your Loved Ones Or Lovin Yourself from 2021-02-26T17:48:20
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney share their recent experience with reestablishing boundaries with loved ones.
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Lovin Your Loved Ones Or Lovin Yourself from 2021-02-26T17:48:20
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney share their recent experience with reestablishing boundaries with loved ones.
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Vision Boards For The Visionless from 2021-02-10T16:55:43
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney share how creating a vision board inspired them to grab 2021 by the balls.
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Vision Boards For The Visionless from 2021-02-10T16:55:43
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney share how creating a vision board inspired them to grab 2021 by the balls.
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What’s Got You Down? from 2020-10-02T17:13:18
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney chat about mental health and what you can do when having an existential crisis.
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What’s Got You Down? from 2020-10-02T17:13:18
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney chat about mental health and what you can do when having an existential crisis.
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We're All In This Together from 2020-09-16T17:45:36
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney reflect on the past year and discuss what can be expected for the future of their podcast. Hint: They still got a whole lot of shit left to say....
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We're All In This Together from 2020-09-16T17:45:36
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney reflect on the past year and discuss what can be expected for the future of their podcast. Hint: They still got a whole lot of shit left to say....
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Bugging Out With Reve from 2019-07-31T12:00
In light of recent CA earthquakes, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney learn how to assemble their own bug out bags in preparation for the next zombie apocalypse aka earthquake.
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Bugging Out With Reve from 2019-07-31T12:00
In light of recent CA earthquakes, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney learn how to assemble their own bug out bags in preparation for the next zombie apocalypse aka earthquake.
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{THE AND} Tells All from 2019-07-18T02:58:32
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney connect over a fun card game and learn some new shit about each other.
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{THE AND} Tells All from 2019-07-18T02:58:32
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney connect over a fun card game and learn some new shit about each other.
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Persistent Pride from 2019-07-01T04:55:16
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney share their thoughts on what Pride means to them.
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Persistent Pride from 2019-07-01T04:55:16
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney share their thoughts on what Pride means to them.
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Dreaming On Whiteboards from 2019-06-07T11:00
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney prepare for a new season of life with a change in careers on the horizon.
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Dreaming On Whiteboards from 2019-06-07T11:00
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney prepare for a new season of life with a change in careers on the horizon.
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Tingles With Tyson ASMR from 2019-05-31T11:00
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney converse with YouTube legend and ASMRtist Tyson Hamblin about Mormonism, porn, and a ton of other deliciously inappropriate shit.
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Tingles With Tyson ASMR from 2019-05-31T11:00
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney converse with YouTube legend and ASMRtist Tyson Hamblin about Mormonism, porn, and a ton of other deliciously inappropriate shit.
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Sister Sister, the Gay Edition from 2019-05-08T11:00
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney interview Brittney's sister Reve and find out how farting led to finding her wife.
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Sister Sister, the Gay Edition from 2019-05-08T11:00
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney interview Brittney's sister Reve and find out how farting led to finding her wife.
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Paycheck vs. Passion from 2019-04-24T12:00
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney drop some tea about how a random Target encounter made them question their future jobs.
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Paycheck vs. Passion from 2019-04-24T12:00
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney drop some tea about how a random Target encounter made them question their future jobs.
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Death Sucks from 2019-03-23T14:00
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney discuss the recent loss of a great grandparent and how grief suddenly shocks you into recognizing the relationships that matter.
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Death Sucks from 2019-03-23T14:00
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney discuss the recent loss of a great grandparent and how grief suddenly shocks you into recognizing the relationships that matter.
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I Just Called To Say I’m Sorry from 2019-02-14T11:00
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney share their Apology Language results and discover who is the perfect one in their relationship.
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I Just Called To Say I’m Sorry from 2019-02-14T11:00
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney share their Apology Language results and discover who is the perfect one in their relationship.
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Love You So Good from 2019-02-06T11:00
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney discuss the importance of knowing when to lean on your partner for support and how to let go of preconceived expectations.
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Love You So Good from 2019-02-06T11:00
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney discuss the importance of knowing when to lean on your partner for support and how to let go of preconceived expectations.
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We Good, We Back, We Ugly from 2019-02-05T04:14:16
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney reveal why they went MIA and what can be expected for 2019.
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We Good, We Back, We Ugly from 2019-02-05T04:14:16
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney reveal why they went MIA and what can be expected for 2019.
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Love Language/Thirsty Feels from 2018-11-15T15:55:58
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney reveal their thirsty techniques for saying "I love you".
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Love Language/Thirsty Feels from 2018-11-15T15:55:58
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney reveal their thirsty techniques for saying "I love you".
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The Haunted Hustle from 2018-10-31T04:49:33
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney question what hustling looks like for their lives and how to avoid burning out.
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The Haunted Hustle from 2018-10-31T04:49:33
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney question what hustling looks like for their lives and how to avoid burning out.
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Post Coming Out Feels from 2018-10-25T03:43:31
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney get into the nitty gritty of all the feels that comes after coming out.
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Post Coming Out Feels from 2018-10-25T03:43:31
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney get into the nitty gritty of all the feels that comes after coming out.
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Bountiful Boundaries for Bette from 2018-10-15T03:51:11
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney offer the best advice money can buy and share why boundaries are necessary in building stron...
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Bountiful Boundaries for Bette from 2018-10-15T03:51:11
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney offer the best advice money can buy and share why boundaries are necessary in building stron...
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National Coming Out Gay from 2018-10-12T04:46:36
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney cry like little beeyotches as they recount their experiences of what it was like coming out to their parents....
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National Coming Out Gay from 2018-10-12T04:46:36
In this episode, hosts/wives Bridget and Brittney cry like little beeyotches as they recount their experiences of what it was like coming out to their parents....
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To All The Gays Who've Ever Loved from 2018-09-27T04:00:14