Podcasts by Nic Cage Cast

58: Butcher's Crossing (2022) vs. The Retirement Plan (2023) from 2023-11-25T03:12:24

The old west vs the old island. Butching vs Retiring. Crossing vs. Planning.

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57: Sympathy For The Devil (2023) vs. The Flash (2023) from 2023-11-11T03:18:45

What’s better? A movie where he’s a Boston mobster ripping off History Of Violence or the one he’s technically in if you count CGI de-aging?

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56: Renfield (2023) from 2023-04-22T03:12:26

Can’t believe I’m about to write this. Nic Cage play Dracula and it’s awesome.

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55: Inconceivable (2017) vs. Grand Isle (2019) from 2023-04-01T04:01:26

Why not watch 2 bad movies where Cage is stuck at home while arguing with his wife?

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54: Time To Kill (1989) vs. Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001) from 2023-03-25T02:24:14

Italy. WWII. The only difference is if the sex he has is consensual or not.

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53: Matchstick Men (2003) from 2023-02-25T03:00:13

I haven’t seen this since theaters so I really don’t know what to say here. I remember really liking it.

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52: Vampire's Kiss (1988) vs. The Old Way (2023) from 2023-01-28T03:56:22

1988 vs. 2023. This is a 35 year gap and by far our biggest gap for a vs. episode. Which one will win? How does one win? Find out here as it’s vampire come...

51: History Of Swear Words (2021) from 2023-01-07T02:30:31

This will go down in history as a TV show that Nic Cage hosted. Maybe in a 100 years someone will make a show about the history of History Of Swear Words. ...

50: It Could Happen To You (1994) vs. 211 (2018) from 2022-12-10T02:40:02

This one is obvious. Two Cage movies in which he plays cops. One is an action movie. One is a….romance movie without comedy.

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49: Kill Chain (2019) from 2022-11-11T02:16:25

Nic Cage starts a chain of kills in this movie called Kill Chain from 2019.

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48: Sonny (2002) from 2022-10-08T03:15:27

When The Nawlins Whores Come Marching In.

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47: Wild At Heart (1990) from 2022-10-08T03:14:13

The Elvis Of Oz in his squeaky snake skin jacket.

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46: The Family Man (2000) vs. Trespass (2011) from 2022-08-27T03:43:35

Two movies where Cage plays a family man. One of them quite literally named after that fact. The other one is a home invasion movie by the same guy that ma...

45: Amos&Andrew (1993) (Live) from 2022-06-19T05:27:23

This movie is the good version of Trapped In Paradise. Swap out the mental deficiencies jokes for racist ones and you strike gold.

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44: 8MM (1999) vs. Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans (2009 (Live) from 2022-06-05T04:39:26

Pick your favorite vice and you have your winner for today’s episode of Nic Cage Cast’s versus. Porn or drugs? Apparently Dick and I have different vices b...

43: Bringing Out The Dead (1999) vs. Running With The Devil (2019) (Live) from 2022-05-29T06:33:23

One movie is directed by the best director of all time? Or it’s up to debate. The other is what happens if you spill white out on the scripts for a whole s...

42: The Unbearable Weight Of Massive Talent (2022) (Live) from 2022-05-01T06:44:34

For the first time in a looooooong time we were excited for a Cage move in the theater! We both watched it there! We both paid money! Enjoy, Cage.

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41: Kiss Of Death (1995) (Live) from 2022-01-31T06:03:37

“The best crime movie since Scorsese’s Goodfellas,” says the dvd box. Nope. David Caruso is experiencing a walking coma and has many confusion conversation...

40: Prisoners Of The Ghostland (2021) (Live) from 2022-01-31T05:44:14

This was a movie that had moving images joined by sound. It was pretty to look at but not to follow as a plot. End of review.

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39: Snake Eyes (1998) vs. Looking Glass (2018) (Live) from 2021-09-27T04:42:15

Well this was an easy choice. Cocaine Cage or Thorazine Cage? Which do you prefer? We somehow talked for almost the length of the second movie about these ...

38: Valley Girl (1983) vs. Valley Girl (2020) (Live) from 2021-09-20T04:21:46

Remember the 80’s? Now you’re forced to. Please don’t make me go back. It’s Nic Cage in his first starring role as a ‘punk’ who loves a Valley Girl. The re...

37: World Trade Center (2006) (Live) from 2021-09-12T06:11:37

He came, he got crushed, he lived. We’re talking about Napoleon Dynamite here. Nic Cage in this movie is solid. That’s all you can really say here.

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36: Honeymoon In Vegas (1992) vs. Leaving Las Vegas (1995) from 2021-09-06T05:07:51

A quirky 90’s comedy versus a super depressing 90’s alcoholic character study. Seems fair… Which will win? It’s obvious but let’s go!!!

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35: A Score To Settle (2019) (Live) from 2021-08-23T21:57:30

If this movie made several major changes it really could have been…. mediocre. Why does this movie need a Fight Club twist? It didn’t earn it. It didn’t ne...

34: Lord Of War (2005) (Live) from 2021-08-16T05:10:24

This is audio from the video show We TRIED to talk about this movie but kept getting distracted. I didn’t even get to my Cage rankings. It...

33: The Croods (2013) vs. The Croods: A New Age (2020) from 2021-08-13T21:05:31

Yes, we already covered The Croods on this fine program….but not really. It was part of the 7 episode Cagemated montage and none of it was really clear. So...

32: Adaptation. (2002) (Live) from 2021-08-09T05:11:14

Audio only from the live video show A double fisting of Nic Cage in this awesome movie. The only question to ask….where does this movie fa...

31: Pig (2021) (Live) from 2021-08-02T05:21

*This is the audio taken from a video episode.* Well…. We wanted to make fun of this stupid premise but…. I mean…. How do we continue? Just watch Pig and e...

30: The Rock (1996) (Live) from 2021-07-26T15:43:58

This is just the audio from a video show. I asked the group which Cage movies they want to cover and Adam Wilcox chose The Rock. He never ...

29: The Weather Man (2005) (Live) from 2021-07-09T20:44

**This is just the audio taken from a live video YouTube show. Check out Loitering In Wonderland on YouTube to see the whole video.**

28: Willy's Wonderland (2021) (Live) from 2021-06-10T19:08:55

**This is just the audio. Loitering On Wonderland on YouTube to see the video.**

Why hire Cage if you’re not g...

27: Season Of The Witch (2011) (Live) from 2021-06-01T18:51:01

*THIS IS JUST THE AUDIO. SEE THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE.COM/LOITERINGINWONDERLAND*

Yet another Nic Cage movie. Yet a...

26: Between Worlds (2008) (Live) from 2021-04-22T08:55

This episode was shot in June of 2020. Now you’re getting it 10 months later. It takes a while to prepare yourself for editing an episode about Between Wor...

25: Bangkok Dangerous (2000) Vs. Bangkok Dangerous (2008) from 2021-04-19T23:17:24

There are a lot of visuals in this one so maybe check out the video on YouTube.

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24: Raising Arizona (1987) from 2020-05-23T03:09:44

Raising Arizona is great. What else can you really say about it? Remember that awesome scene that made you laugh really hard? Yeah, me too. (it’s a terrible film and I hate Cage. I hate...

23: Color Out Of Space (2019) (Black Edition) from 2020-05-21T19:15:20

In this Black Edition of Color Out Of Space, Phoenix talks slightly less about the movie while still going way too into detail. This movie doesn’t deserve to have two episodes about it ...

22: Color Out Of Space (2019) (White Edition) from 2020-05-21T19:09:01

In this White Edition of Color Out Of Space review, Phoenix goes way too into detail about the movie. He then did the Black Edition a couple days later to talk about it slightly less. Listen

Chapter 11: Lush Finger Jungles from 2020-05-10T07:10

In this chapter we learn about the different races that live within the thick forests of Travolta’s hands. Plus Phoenix discovers it’s not about ice cream, it’s about conspiracy. Is Tra...

Chapter 10: Unlimited Human Flesh Food from 2020-05-06T07:09

We arrive at the Malcolm Walsh Ice Cream Parlor or something like that. Travolta is finally told of the face-offing aspect of the film Face/Off but he doesn’t seem too interested. Casto...

21: The Humanity Bureau (2017) from 2019-06-15T14:00

Part Mad Max part X-Men boring parts. Nic Cage is in this movie whose plot is held together with Scotch tape. Cage is basically an IRS agent if taxes were life and death. A world where the ultimate...

20: Cagemated from 2019-06-01T14:00

What's the best way to celebrate the 20th episode of Nic Cage Cast? By watching 7 movies at once. All animated. All Cagemated, that is. Phoenix watches A Christmas Carol, G-Force (semi-animated), T...

19: The Cotton Club (1984) from 2019-04-01T14:00

So many names were butchered in the making of this review. Let's just say it: this movie needed 10 times more Cage. He was barely in this movie and it was a mistake. If you love deafening jazz note...

18: Vengeance: A Love Story (2017) from 2019-03-01T14:00

Watch this movie knowing that the first 20 minutes is possibly the worst bit of cinema released in quite a while. Then the rape. All the rape. But then after that it becomes a decent movie. Also in...

17: Joe (2013) vs. Mandy (2018) from 2018-12-30T21:03

The ping pong balls chose Joe and for once didn't fuck me. Then I forgot I watched it and went to review Mandy. Thus was born the first versus of the NCC series. Which will win? Does it even matter...

NyQuil&Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 9: Dainty Pinky Wave from 2018-09-26T03:53:29

This chapter covers a whopping 36 seconds of Face/Off between a secretly recorded therapy session between Phoenix and his psychiatrist, Dr. Libari. Let's get this conspiracy train on the tracks. #f...

NyQyil&Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 8: Command O: Case Closed from 2018-09-20T04:18:58

The FBI needs some serious organizational help. This chapter also covers the Kennedy magic bullet that managed to hit Sean Archer and his son both in their chests despite anything logic and physics...

NyQuil&Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 7: Gay Conversion Camp from 2018-09-20T04:16:37

Despite the pleas to stop doing this show... this chapter covers Travolta going home to argue with his terrible family, Travolta going to work to be terrible to his coworkers and that's about it. ...

NyQuil&Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 6: Time-Bending Witch from 2018-09-20T04:14:55

This chapter covers the mysterious backstory of the Troy brothers, the hangar shootout and the death of Castor Troy which makes Travolta cry? It looks like he's sad as hell over it. www.LIWstudios...

NyQuil&Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 5: Weekend At Bernie's Scenario from 2018-09-20T04:13

We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of the greatest tongue-sucker in a generation. She is gone but not really because Travolta's partner is keeping her around in a classic Weekend At Berni...

NyQuil&Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 4: Low-Rent Captain America from 2018-09-20T04:11:43

This episode covers a whopping 1 minute and 22 seconds of the movie Face/Off in which we cover a jeep playing chicken with a jet. The movie also attempts to give a real name to Tongue-Sucker Jones ...

NyQuil&Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 3: Fruit Eating Stamina from 2018-09-20T04:10:05

This chapter covers the confusing FBI labeling of their phones, the run-down Southern California International Airport, Castor and Pollux Troy's outfits and the best character so far: Tongue-Sucker...

NyQuil&Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 2: Sinclaire Isn't THAT Hot from 2018-09-20T04:09

Since iTunes won't accept the actual show because of the title, I'll post the episodes on different LIW Studios feeds. This chapter covers Travolta's suicide contemplation, verbal abuse of his co-...

NyQuil&Cocaine: A Face/Off Novelization Audiobook - Chapter 1: A Murder Of Horses from 2018-09-20T04:03:27

Since iTunes won't load the actual show because of the title: I'll just post the episods on different LIW Studios feeds. Face/Off was the subject of the first episode from Loitering In Wonderland ...

16: Mom And Dad (2017) Redux from 2018-09-09T02:55

**Audio only. To see the video go to the YouTube link below.** While recording Loitering In Wonderland episode 75 about Mom And Dad, we talked about the movie for an hour. It was simply too long t...

15: Guarding Tess (1994) from 2018-09-09T02:43

**Just the audio version. To see the video go to the YouTube link below.** The ping-pong balls are back again and they're angrier than ever. This time they force Phoenix into watching possibly the...

Bonus: Mom And Dad (2017) from LIW Movie Review from 2018-09-08T02:47

**Just the audio. To see the LIW Movie Review video go to the YouTube link below.** Phoenix West and Jansen Carlin are back to discuss the almost movie Mom And Dad. A movie about parents that kill...

14: Left Behind (2014) from 2018-09-02T21:41

Just the audio version from the YouTube video show. Check the link below to go see the video. Another stupid game chose another stupid Nic Cage movie. This time Left Behind was literally in the ca...

13: Mom And Dad (2017) from 2018-08-23T05:08:59

Just the audio version from the YouTube video show. Check out the link below to see the video. Imagine a world where your parents actively want to kill you instead of just ignore you emotionally o...

Bonus: Face/Off (1997) Redux from LIW Movie Review video from 2018-06-13T17:09

**This is the audio version. To see the video go to the youtube link below.** This review is too long for you. Just go ahead and turn away now. If you're into Nic Cage or this amazing and severly f...

12: Face/Off (1997) from 2018-06-12T18:38:54

**Just the audio version. Visit the youtube link below to see the full video** This review is too long for you. Don't bother. I'm aware. And this is only part 1. Part 2 is under Loitering In Wonder...

Bonus: Outcast (2014) from LIW Movie Review from 2018-01-08T21:39:21

The second and final (so far) of the Nic Cage movies we did for LIW Movie Review. We brought back the original cast for a second helping of Cage. Phoenix, Mario and Brad are back to discuss this fl...

Bonus: Face/Off (1997) from LIW Movie Review from 2018-01-08T21:33:56

This is the very first episode of LIW Studios and therefore the very first episode of Loitering IN Wonderland Movie Review. It debuted 12.13.2013 and I've decided to re-release it on this feed beca...

11: Con Air (1997) from 2018-01-08T07:41:16

Someone delivers some packages for Phoenix. Creepy packages with vague threats. Does he listen? What do you think? He takes to the sky aboard Con Airlines along with the 20 celebrities on board. Ph...

10: National Treasures (2004-2007) from 2017-08-28T02:11:46

We knew we would eventually have to watch both National Treasure movies but that doesn't mean we can't watch them both at the exact same time. Side by side, Phoenix watches both movies at once. Wil...

9: The Wicker Man (2006) from 2017-07-16T18:09:55

The Wicker Man is the lamest superhero story ever told. His only super power was the abilities to yell at school girls and punch women in the face. Don't get us wrong, those are both great powers b...

8: USS Indianapolis: Men Or Courage (2016) from 2017-06-04T17:33

Nic Cage Cast has merged with Shitty Movie Showdown! This is the last episode shot before the merger. It was edited afterward. This is another very visual episode of Nic Cage Cast. To get the full...

7: Industrial Symphony No. 1: The Dream Of The Brokenhearted (1990) from 2017-06-02T17:32

Nic Cage Cast has merged with Shitty Movie Showdown! This episode was recorded before the merger but edited afterward. Warning: this is a very visual episode of Nic Cage Cast. To get the full expe...

6: Zandalee (1991) from 2017-03-22T10:36:46

Nic Cage Cast is different now. Gone are the long reviews about the movie. Now the show has more variety to keep in line with the Shitty Movie Showdown! reviews. After all, Phoenix IS kidnapped and...

5: Pay The Ghost (2015) from 2017-02-02T10:28:10

What happens when you cast Nic Cage in a movie where his child is stolen by a ghost witch? The answer is: not much. He doesn't scream at strangers for his child enough. He only gets in ONE fist-fig...

4: City Of Angels (1998) from 2016-11-27T17:15:40

There is a god. And he's a huge dick. In this Nic Cage classic, Nic plays a literal angel named Seth that falls in love with pre-surgery Meg Ryan. Then he has to murder himself to be with her. He g...

3: Trapped In Paradise (1994) from 2016-07-07T08:40:02

Nic Cage Cast - Episode 3 - Trapped In Paradise (1994) The internet chose Trapped In Paradise as the next Nic Cage movie for Phoenix to watch. A movie starring three legends of SNL: Dana Carvey, J...

2: Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance (2011) from 2016-06-22T20:31:38

Now, let's be clear. Phoenix is NOT reviewing the movies but instead reviewing Nic Cage's performance in the movies. Also, this is a video show. This podcast is the audio track only so for the full...

1: The Trust (2016) from 2016-06-17T06:24:41

Welcome to the first episode of Nic Cage Cast. Now, let's be clear. Phoenix is NOT reviewing the movies but instead reviewing Nic Cage's performance in the movies. Also, this is a video show. This ...