Podcasts by No-Budget Nightmares
In-Depth examinations of the best (and worst) of microbudget cinema.
Further podcasts by Moe Porne & Doug Tilley
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EPISODE 130: BLOOD AND STEEL (1990) from 2023-09-08T02:07:14
HOT DAMN! No-Budget Nightmares returns.. AGAIN?! It feels like only a month ago when NBN returned from its THREE YEAR hiatus to J all over your Bs with meaty podcasting action, and now THE BOYS are...
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EPISODE 129: ZILLAFOOT (2019) from 2023-07-26T14:55:41
After three long years we're free! TIME TO CONQUER EARTH! Yes - improbably - it's the return of No-Budget Nightmares! Since March, 2020 the podcast has been laying in wait, but we're back to insert...
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EPISODE 128: CLOWNADO COMMENTARY from 2022-07-21T14:26:56
Miss us? NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES has - as you may have noticed - been taking an extended break during the ongoing end of the world, but we miss all of you SO much so we decided to release something sp...
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EPISODE 127: LISTENER SPECIAL from 2020-03-10T15:55:43
Your no-budget pals Moe and Doug have been at this since 2011, so we figured it's about time to let our listeners get a word in. On this VERY SPECIAL episode of No-Budget Nightmares we have letters...
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EPISODE 126: PLAGA ZOMBIE: ZONA MUTANTE: REVOLUCION TOXICA (2011) from 2020-02-04T22:58:50
A horrible plague threatening to destroy the earth? Only in the movies! On episode 126 Moe and Doug return to the greatest Argentinian zombie trilogy ever: PLAGA ZOMBIE! This time we're looking at ...
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EPISODE 125: RISE OF THE ANIMALS (2011) from 2019-12-18T00:31:56
On episode 125 of No-Budget Nightmares it's the apocalypse.. AGAIN! This time the animals have risen up to take out humanity, and we have an intrepid (and very cold looking) trio making their way a...
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EPISODE 124: THE ZOMBIE ARMY (1991) from 2019-11-23T06:58:36
I WANT YOU FOR.. THE ZOMBIE ARMY! On a brand new episode of No-Budget Nightmares THE LADS take on the 1991 SOV Delaware-lensed zombie classic THE ZOMBIE ARMY. Featuring: TWO head explosions, neck b...
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EPISODE 123: PANTHEON BLACK (2010) from 2019-10-05T18:56:07
In the arms of an angel! It's NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES #123, and we're getting RELIGIOUS with the apocalyptic green-screen sci-fi madness of Fabian Rush's PANTHEON BLACK. It's a bit like ALIEN, a bit l...
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EPISODE 122: METAL NOIR (1990) from 2019-08-20T23:42:50
This week on No-Budget Nightmares we're chatting about a true obscurity. It's the brand new (actually old) shot-on-video horror film METAL NOIR, originally directed by David R. Williams back in 199...
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EPISODE 121: SUDDEN FURY (1997) from 2019-08-02T17:56:56
WALKER! We've got another Patreon request episode, and this one is a DOOZY. 1997's SUDDEN FURY is full of explosions, full-body burns, gore, and incomprehensible accents. It also has the late David...
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EPISODE 120: THE SLASHER (2000) from 2019-07-17T22:54:40
On a BRAND NEW episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES we're watching Jim Haggerty's 2000 slasher film called, uh, THE SLASHER! It has bad acting, sound and dialogue, but what about the plot? That's bad to...
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EPISODE 119: THE AMAZING BULK (2012) from 2019-06-04T01:38:05
BULK SMOOSH! As you may have guessed 2012's THE AMAZING BULK is a mockbuster/parody of Ang Lee's THE INCREDIBLE HULK, except made in five days and shot entirely against a green screen using pre-ren...
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EPISODE 118: TERROR AT TENKILLER (1986) from 2019-05-03T03:13:24
HORROR! TERROR! SCARES! On this episode of No-Budget Nightmares we're discussing 1986's TERROR AT TENKILLER, which is so incompetent they forgot to record any audio while making it, so a different ...
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EPISODE 117: DEAD HUNT (2007) from 2019-04-18T22:38:20
A no-budget nightmares RETURN! And this time, thanks to a Patreon request, we're delving back into the work of Don Dohler! In fact, DEAD HUNT is Don's final film (co-directed by HARVESTERS'and STAK...
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EPISODE 116: VIOLENT NEW BREED (1997) from 2019-02-16T16:25:11
YES! No-Budget Nightmares returned with the movie that killed Monday, whupped Tuesday and put Wednesday in the hospital! It's Todd Sheets'VIOLENT NEW BREED. It's a ton o'faith-based fun, with a gan...
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EPISODE 115: IOWA–THE DIRECTOR’S CUT (2005) from 2019-01-19T18:44:58
And now for something EXTREMELY different. Thanks to a Patreon request from listener Tyler Sharp, we've been blessed with a one-of-a-kind item: a preliminary cut of Matt Farnsworth's IOWA that was ...
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EPISODE 114: BEYOND THE 7TH DOOR (1987) from 2018-12-11T20:02:56
We're back! It's a HOLIDAY MIRACLE! After a two month hiatus, No-Budget Nightmares returns with the 1987 Canuxploitation oddity BEYOND THE 7TH DOOR, starring the unforgettable (and unintelligible) ...
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EPISODE 113: OPERATION DANCE SENSATION (2003) from 2018-10-12T22:54:12
It's another NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES PATREON SPECIAL, and that means something WEIRD! And, in this case, something GERMAN! Thanks to listener LARS for forcing us to watch the 2003 action-satire-gore-c...
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EPISODE 112: PLAGA ZOMBIE: ZONA MUTANTA (2001) from 2018-09-15T22:56:29
It's a NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES *FIRST*! A SEQUEL! Moe and Doug return to ARGENTINA to check out the mid-point of the beloved PLAGA ZOMBIE trilogy, and they LOVE IT! In fact, there's some discussion ab...
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EPISODE 111: PHOBE: THE XENOPHOBIC EXPERIMENTS (1995) from 2018-08-14T23:09:29
Sgt. Gregory Dapp is a renegade space cop hunting down a deadly creature across the cosmos. The beast, called a PHOBE, makes its way to planet earth with DAPP hot on its trail, but soon comes upon ...
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EPISODE 110: CARDS OF DEATH (1986) from 2018-08-03T18:59:58
Does it get any better than a SOV horror that had a limited international release in the 80s finally getting released in North America 28 years later (thanks to Bleeding Skull)? No, it doesn’t! And...
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EPISODE 109: WHERE THE DEAD GO TO DIE (2014) from 2018-07-16T14:43:36
Look, I'm going to be straight with you. This is a rough episode of No-Budget Nightmares. We didn't like the movie, which is just an unending parade of empty misery, and talking about it was just a...
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EPISODE 108: DRACULA (THE DIRTY OLD MAN) (1969) from 2018-06-14T21:55:20
YOU ASKED FOR IT! YOU GOT IT! It's a Something Weird (and Moe Porne) favorite, 1969's DRACULA (THE DIRTY OLD MAN), featuring all manners of rubber bats, sexual assault, and a soundtrack full of lam...
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EPISODE 107: BLOODY MUSCLE BODY BUILDER IN HELL (1995/2012) from 2018-05-25T21:36:30
Take a splash of THE EVIL DEAD, a pinch of 1977's HOUSE (aka HAUSU), and a whole lot of BODY BUILDING and you have something resembling the Japanese microbudget horror comedy BLOODY MUSCLE BODY BUI...
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EPISODE 106: JESUS CHRIST: SERIAL RAPIST (2004) from 2018-05-02T20:25:58
Look, we get it. That title is pretty rough. Also, this is a Bill Zebub film, so you know it's likely going to be awful. We at No-Budget Nightmares understand that some will be rightfully put off b...
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EPISODE 105: THE TAINT (2011) from 2018-04-18T22:24:36
Exploding dongs. SO MANY EXPLODING DONGS. 2011's THE TAINT is a bad taste smörgåsbord, gleefully crossing the line at every opportunity with its unique mixture of quirky humor, bodily fluids, shock...
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EPISODE 104: WHO KILLED CAPTAIN ALEX? (2010) from 2018-04-04T01:33:36
MOVIE! MOVIE! MOVIE! MOVIE! No-Budget Nightmares is BACK with Uganda's first action movie WHO KILLED CAPTAIN ALEX?, featuring Ugandan Bruce Lee (aka Bruce U!),"Kissed By a Rose", helicopter attacks...
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EPISODE 103: SCHIZOPHRENIAC: THE WHORE MANGLER (1997) from 2018-01-31T19:52:08
After ANOTHER lengthy sabbatical, NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES RETURNS! For the first episode of 2018, Moe and Doug go deep on a film featuring murder, masturbation, necrophilia and ventriloquism! It's Ron...
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EPISODE 102: SAMURAI VAMPIRE BIKERS FROM HELL (1992) from 2017-12-20T20:36:33
HO HO HO! MERRY NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES CHRISTMAS! This year’s holiday special features Scott Shaw’s immortal SAMURAI VAMPIRE BIKERS FROM HELL, the film that brought the revolutionary concept of ZEN F...
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EPISODE 101: SOUL OF THE DEMON (1991) from 2017-11-30T17:04:26
It’s NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES: THE NEXT GENERATION! After crossing the 100th episode threshold, we’re back with 1991’s EXCEEDINGLY GORY SOV possession movie SOUL OF THE DEMON! Despite an interminable 4...
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EPISODE 100: 100TH EPISODE SPECTACULAR! from 2017-10-12T22:04:40
SIX YEARS. ONE HUNDRED MOVIES. It's been a long, strange, often baffling trip, but No-Budget Nightmares reaches episode ONE HUNDRED in STYLE with FOUR special interviews, a MYSTERY MOVIE for the ag...
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EPISODE 99: WOODCHIPPER MASSACRE (1988) from 2017-09-27T00:56:49
THE MARCH TO #100 CONTINUES! On this penultimate episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES we toss our ENTIRE HISTORY in the WOODCHIPPER for a good ol'fashioned WOODCHIPPER MASSACRE! Jon McBride's 1988 black...
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EPISODE 98: TARTARUS (2005) from 2017-08-22T02:39:35
The MARCH TO 100 continues with a return visit to the works of auteur DAVE WASCAVAGE, the director of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES classics SUBURBAN SASQUATCH, FUNGICIDE and MALEVOLENT ASCENT! This time Mo...
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EPISODE 97: TERROR AT BAXTER U (2003) from 2017-08-01T03:39:15
EVERYONE IN YOUR SEATS! On this episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES, Moe and Doug are like school in summertime... NO CLASS! Also, a vicious CHUPACABRA is on the loose thanks to some potent Mexican sor...
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EPISODE 96: BIG MEAT EATER (1982) from 2017-07-18T04:03:26
NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES returns with another Canuxploitation classic featuring ALIENS, ZOMBIES, NEW WAVE MUSIC, and LOTS MORE! It's 1982's BIG MEAT EATER and it's as crazy as a sci-fi/horror/comedy/mu...
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EPISODE 95: THE DEVIL ANT (1999) from 2017-06-23T18:17:55
It's the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES debut of DAVID"ROCK"NELSON! Moe and Doug hop in the wayback machine to check out his epic (2 1/2 hour!) monster classic THE DEVIL ANT featuring Tom Savini, Forrest J. ...
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EPISODE 94: MEAT MARKET (2000) from 2017-06-07T02:22:18
It's the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.. IN CANADA! Welcome to the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES podcast, and we're looking at the first film in Brian Clement's MEAT MARKET trilogy featuring ZOMBIES, BUTTER TARTS, LUCH...
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EPISODE 93: SPINE (1986) from 2017-05-17T02:47:41
He is looking for Linda.. AND THAT COULD BE ANYBODY!! It's 1986's SPINE, a SOV horror classic featuring a Hank Williams Jr./Ole Anderson/Barry Gibb lookalike murdering nurses while the cops struggl...
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EPISODE 92: HEAVY METAL MASSACRE (1989) from 2017-05-02T02:14:46
YOU CAN'T KILL NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES! Yes, after a TWO MONTH break fans feared it was the END OF THE LINE, but Moe and Doug are back and better(?!) than ever! Not only that, but they've got a ROCKIN...
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EPISODE 91: MONSTURD (2003) from 2017-02-25T07:34:25
Time to drop the kids off at the pool, because on this episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES we're plumbing the depths to bring you 2003's MONSTURD! Moe and Doug are up to their elbows in the brown stuff...
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EPISODE 90: SERIAL KILLER (2002) from 2017-01-31T05:20:25
Look, I'm going to be straight with you.. Ryan Cavalline's SERIAL KILLER kind of sucks. It's dumb, and cheap, and not entertaining. HOWEVER, there are no half measures on NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES so we...
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EPISODE 89: BASKET CASE (1982) from 2017-01-14T00:05:23
Time for another No-Budget Nightmares TREAT, and they don't get much bigger than Frank Henenlotter's microbudget bad taste sleaze horror classic BASKET CASE! Start off the new year right with start...
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EPISODE 88: JAN-GEL, THE BEAST FROM THE EAST (1999) from 2016-12-09T03:29:18
It's the HOLIDAYS! Almost! And that means it's time for the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES ANNUAL CHRISTMAS CRAPTACULAR, and what better way to say goodbye to this awful, awful year than with your good buddi...
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EPISODE 87: DOUBLE DOWN (2005) from 2016-11-26T18:44:53
It's the RETURN of the BREEN! Because YOU demanded it, we're diving deep into DOUBLE DOWN, and nothing's gonna stop us now! No-Budget Nightmares + Neil Breen = LOVE and DESIRE. We needed this, and ...
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EPISODE 86: THE BODY BENEATH (1970) from 2016-11-01T04:15:05
It's a No-Budget Nightmares FIRST! Thanks to a kind contribution from Something Weird Video, we're bringing you an AUDIO COMMENTARY for the Andy Milligan vampire classic THE BODY BENEATH! Even bett...
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EPISODE 85: TALES FROM THE QUADEAD ZONE (1987) from 2016-10-18T03:50:02
It's October, which means another SPOOOooooooOOOOOky episode of No-Budget Nightmares, featuring Chester Novell Turner's 1987 microbudget anthology film TALES FROM THE QUADEAD ZONE! It's filled with...
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EPISODE 84: 555 (1988) from 2016-09-24T22:20:32
POLICE AND THIEVES! IN THE STREETS! It's episode 84 of No-Budget Nightmares and we're doing another PATREON SPECIAL (thanks Adam Lounsbery!) featuring Wally Koz's legendary 555. Y'see, there's a hi...
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EPISODE 83: MY LOVELY BURNT BROTHER AND HIS SQUASHED BRAIN (1988) from 2016-09-05T20:07:49
Saluto! It's episode 83 of No-Budget Nightmares and this time we're heading to Italy, renowned for its black gloved killers, expensive wines and MY LOVELY BURNT BROTHER AND HIS SQUASHED BRAIN! It's...
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EPISODE 82: NECROVILLE (2007) from 2016-08-22T01:01:46
It's No-Budget Nightmares episode 82, and this time Moe and Doug are wasted away again in 2007's NECROVILLE, a buddy-comedy with vampires, werewolves, CHUPACABRAS, and zombies! Co-directed, co-writ...
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EPISODE 81: KILLING SPREE (1987) from 2016-08-09T21:32:20
Listen up you BIG ASS, it's time for No-Budget Nightmares to take another deep dive on the filmography of the immortal Tim Ritter with 1987's KILLING SPREE! It's rude, crude and full of'tude, and f...
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EPISODE 80: PLAGA ZOMBIE (1997) from 2016-07-25T14:44:13
Psst.. Ya like zombies? Yeah? How about ARGENTINE zombies? Well, you're in luck, buck-o, because on this week's No-Budget Nightmares we're taking a look at 1997's PLAGA ZOMBIE, which has all the sk...
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EPISODE 79: WNUF HALLOWEEN SPECIAL (2013) from 2016-07-08T19:20:41
Get ready, boils and ghouls! After suffering for their sins for the past few episodes, Moe and Doug get a brief respite from their usual deep hurting with Chris LaMartina's WNUF HALLOWEEN SPECIAL, ...
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EPISODE 78: WRATH OF THE SKUNK APE (1997) from 2016-06-24T04:22:39
SKUNKY! Mike C. Hartman's first film WRATH OF THE SKUNK APE is full of surprises: The acting is terrible, the plot is confusing, and most of it takes place in the dark, so good luck in figuring out...
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EPISODE 77: NIGHTMARE MUSEUM (2006) from 2016-06-10T22:44:35
On an unprecedented episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES, Doug and Moe are facing perhaps their greatest challenge: a movie that isn't a movie. Sixty straight minutes of Barbie dolls slamming against ea...
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EPISODE 76: DIE HARD DRACULA (1998) from 2016-05-28T02:51:27
YIPPEE KI-YAY BRAM STOKER! It's episode 76 of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES and this time our fiendish hosts are tackling DIE HARD DRACULA, a horror-comedy with a twist: it's neither horrific NOR funny! It ...
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EPISODE 75: SPLATTER: ARCHITECTS OF FEAR (1986) from 2016-05-13T21:10:14
Time to UNSUBSCRIBE from all other podcasts because NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES is BACK and it's WEIRD AS HELL. After a trademark hiatus, Moe and Doug delve deep into the behind-the-scenes Canuxploitation...
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EPISODE 74: WEASELS RIP MY FLESH (1979) from 2016-03-12T20:57:36
You lucky kids today can toss together a movie on your phone, but back in 1979 it took GUTS and BALLS and SOME SKILL. That's what 16-year-old Nathan Schiff did with just a dream, a Super-8 camera, ...
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EPISODE 73: JENNIFER HELP US (2014) from 2016-02-12T16:47:02
KILL YOUR DARLINGS and EAT YOUR MAKEUP, it’s time for Episoder 73 of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES featuring the Patreon-requested shot-on-iPhone exploitation throwback JENNIFER HELP US from 2014! Moe is sl...
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EPISODE 72: SLIME CITY (1988) from 2016-01-18T15:00:23
Oh don’t lean on me man/Cause you can’t afford the ticket/I’m back on SLIME CITY! NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES returns with the oft-requested, goop-covered, 80s low-budget classic SLIME CITY from director ...
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EPISODE 71: BAD TASTE (1987) from 2015-12-20T00:16:33
THE BASTARDS HAVE LANDED! It’s the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES holiday spectacular, and this year Moe and Doug are giving themselves a treat: Peter Jackson’s microbudget sci-fi splatter classic BAD TASTE!...
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EPISODE 70: HOBO WITH A TRASH CAN (2015) from 2015-11-24T19:20:17
IT’S HERE! Our rantiest episode EVER! It’s our look at the all-star microbudget anthology spectacular HOBO WITH A TRASH CAN, which is chock-full of aliens, radioactive condoms, murderous apples and...
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EPISODE 69: HAUNTED-WEEN (1991) from 2015-10-30T20:08:44
It’s our favorite time of the year! The time when ghosts, witches and goblins rule supreme! It’s.. uh.. HAUNTEDWEEN! So get your frat brothers together and slap a coat of paint on the ol’ Burber pl...
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EPISODE 68: KILLER KLOWNS FROM KANSAS ON KRACK (2003) from 2015-10-05T23:05:02
PT Barnum said it so long ago/There’s one born every minute don’t you know Just kidding. KILLER KLOWNS FROM KANSAS ON KRACK has absolutely nothing to do with KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE, though ...
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EPISODE 67: FEEDERS (1996) from 2015-09-11T19:24:02
KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES! No-Budget Nightmares returns to tackle the mid-90s SOV alien invasion classic FEEDERS directed by Mark&John Polonia and Jon McBride! It has it all: primitive CGI, gore, kne...
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EPISODE 66: THINGS (1989) from 2015-08-08T21:08:44
“D’you want to see some bloood?”. We’ve got ourselves in a TAILSPIN thanks to Pateron campaign contributor Jessica Garcia, who kindly suggested that Moe and Doug FINALLY tackle Canuxploitation clas...
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EPISODE 65: RETURN OF THE GHOSTBUSTERS (2007) from 2015-07-20T15:32:24
WHO YA GONNA CALL! The.. uh.. Denver Ghostbusters! No-Budget Nightmares takes its first trip into FAN FILM territory, and this one’s a doozy. RETURN OF THE GHOSTBUSTERS brings together a whole new ...
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EPISODE 64: NIGHTBEAST (1982) from 2015-06-22T19:53:20
It’s a few weeks later and WOMEN’S STUDIES still plague our host’s nightmares. Thankfully, there’s a Baltimore-lensed solution to their problems: Don Dohler’s sci-fi/action microbudget classic NIGH...
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EPISODE 63: WOMEN’S STUDIES (2010) from 2015-06-07T17:31:04
Uh oh! Something has Moe and Doug PEEVED. Yes, it’s the rantiest episode of No-Budget Nightmares EVER as the pair tangle with a viewer-picked movie that proves to be a blizzard of ignorance and thr...
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EPISODE 62: SLAUGHTER TALES (2012) from 2015-05-21T23:53:44
Johnny Dickie wrote, directed and starred in SLAUGHTER TALES when he was 14. In case you missed that, let me write it again: Johnny Dickie wrote, directed and starred in SLAUGHTER TALES when he was...
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EPISODE 61: VAMPIRE COP (1990) from 2015-04-30T20:38:27
Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account? A: At a blood bank Q: Why doesn’t anyone like Count Dracula? A: He’s a pain in the neck Q: When is a vampire movie NOT a vampire movie? A: When it...
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EPISODE 60: THE DEAD NEXT DOOR (1989) from 2015-04-15T22:52:26
DON’T KILL THE ZOMBIES! LEAVE THE ZOMBIES ALONE! Assemble your ZOMBIE SQUAD, ladies and gents, because it’s time to dip back into the J.R. Bookwalter tub and experience the delightful dose of Super...
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EPISODE 59: HOUSE OF FORBIDDEN SECRETS (2013) from 2015-03-23T14:26:31
Are you ready? CAN you be ready? TODD SHEETS is here, and Moe and Doug are about to enter his HOUSE OF FORBIDDEN SECRETS before ALL OF YOU SUCKERS! That’s right! It might not be available to the ge...
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EPISODE 58: FUNGICIDE (2005) from 2015-03-01T18:30:04
It’s a Wascavage FAMILY AFFAIR! That’s right! From the creator of SUBURBAN SASQUATCH and MALEVOLENT ASCENT comes FUNGICIDE, a “special”-effects packed horror comedy that’s fun(?!) for the whole fam...
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EPISODE 57: HI-8 (2014) from 2015-02-11T15:04:12
IT’S THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF SOV! The *BEST OF THE BEST* have assembled to form a VOLTRON of microbudget AWESOMENESS! HI-8 is an anthology film that brings together a WHO’S WHO of no-budget directors...
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EPISODE 56: MANBORG (2011) from 2015-01-23T22:57:41
Welcome to the FUTURE! Or, at least, to the first No-Budget Nightmares episode of 2015! And it’s not just ANY episode, it’s a super special treat for both the audience *and* Moe and Doug as our hos...
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EPISODE 55: I DREAM OF DRACULA (2003) from 2014-12-15T01:22:32
BORN IN THE USA! Yes, after a lengthy international excursion to Germany and Japan, No-Budget Nightmares is back on home (?) soil for our two eternally jetlagged hosts to enjoy Jim Haggerty’s 2003 ...
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EPISODE 54: GUINEA PIG–DEVIL’S EXPERIMENT (1985) from 2014-11-19T15:03
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. This episode is PLENTY late, due to some persistent sound issues meaning it had to be recorded TWICE. Yes, TWICE! That means that Doug and Moe had to extr...
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EPISODE 53: VIOLENT SHIT (1989) from 2014-10-21T14:54:06
It’s time for some CROTCH VIOLENCE! That’s right, Violent Shitters, on episode 53 of NBN Moe and Doug slip into the dark, German-y sewage of Andreas Schnaas 1989 ode to filth and depravity VIOLENT ...
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EPISODE 52: CATHOLIC GHOULGIRLS (2004) from 2014-09-29T00:49:41
CAN IT BE TRUE? Moe and Doug have returned to pleasure you aurally! But this time we have a special guest: CONFLICT! This is a rare episode where our two debonair hosts disagree on the quality of t...
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EPISODE 51: ODD NOGGINS (2000) from 2014-09-01T22:03:27
Yum! Pudding! Joe Sherlock’s ODD NOGGINS came at the end of the 90s SOV boom, and it’s PLENTY weird – packed with high-riding underwear, curvy ladies, bathtubs and a UFO plot that gleefully makes n...
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EPISODE 50: COMBAT SHOCK (1984) from 2014-08-13T01:27:30
HAPPY 50th, NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES! And what better way to ring in this anniversary than wallowing in THE MOST DEPRESSING MOVIE EVER?! Seriously. Buddy Giovinazzo’s COMBAT SHOCK is just a carnival of...
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EPISODE 49: ZOMBIE BLOODBATH (1993) from 2014-07-26T17:05:34
They faced down NIGHTMARE ASYLUM. They battled GOBLIN. They even boogied down with SORORITY BABES IN THE DANCE-A-THON OF DEATH. But now it’s time Moe and Doug to get serious with their Todd Sheets ...
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EPISODE 48: TALES OF THE DEAD (2010) from 2014-06-15T21:49:04
It’s time for some mildly disappointing ANARCHY in the UK! On episode 48 of the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES podcast we take a look at Kemal Yildirim’s 2010 anthology film TALES OF THE DEAD where almost no...
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EPISODE 47: TRUTH OR DARE? A CRITICAL MADNESS (1986) from 2014-05-24T18:36:40
Is it possible? COULD IT BE?! Is it FINALLY time for Doug and Moe to tackle Tim Ritter’s immortal 1986 gonzo-bonzo splatter classic TRUTH OR DARE? A CRITICAL MADNESS? Yes. It is that time. They sla...
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EPISODE 46: RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK: THE ADAPTATION (1989) from 2014-04-23T19:32:19
When you were a kid did you ever go into your backyard with a video camera and try to recreate scenes from your favorite movies? Well, RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK: THE ADAPTATION is sort of like that.....
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EPISODE 45: I AM HERE…. NOW (2009) from 2014-04-03T00:45:18
What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? OR.. what if he was real estate salesman/architect Neil Breen, who has spent the last ten years bringing his Hollywood dreams to life with a s...
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EPISODE 44: THE ABOMINATION (1986) from 2014-02-26T15:37:56
Hold onto your beers, ladies and gentleman, because you’re about to experience the goopiest, silliest, most drunk-drivingest piece of nonsense to crawl out of mid-80s Texas. It’s Bret McCormick’s T...
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EPISODE 43: VICTOR JULIET’S DIRECTOR’S CUT (2009) from 2014-02-02T02:30:40
You’re a winner! HA HA HA! Michael Fitzgerald STUFFED the ballot box for our recent NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARE poll and now he has to BEND OVER and receive his reward: a review of his 2009 no-budget horro...
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EPISODE 42: REDNECK ZOMBIES (1989) from 2014-01-16T01:16:24
There’s a bodacious herd of Redneck Zombies back there and they’re coming this way! It’s EPISODE 42 of No-Budget Nightmares, and Moe and Doug are continuing the trend of SOV classics with Pericles ...
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EPISODE 41: BOARDINGHOUSE (1982) from 2013-12-23T19:46:36
Our house! In the middle of our street! Our BOARDINGHOUSE! It’s the ORIGINATOR of SOV horror, and Moe Porne and Doug Tilley find themselves perplexed while trying to unwrap the mysteries of John Wi...
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EPISODE 40: VIDEO VIOLENCE (1987) from 2013-12-09T23:10:21
It’s a NEW BEGINNING on the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES podcast! Sure, it’s Moe and Doug breaking down your favorite microbudget wonders, but we have a *new* theme song! A *new* website! A *new* RSS feed!...
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EPISODE 39: KINDERGARTEN NINJA (1994) from 2013-11-25T16:55:02
Sweet sassy molasssy! The NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES PODCAST is *BACK*! And it’s packing HEAT! And for their triumphant return, Moe Porne and Doug “Sweetback” Tilley are covering an all time nutball clas...
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EPISODE 38: ORDER OF ONE (2006) from 2013-09-20T20:52:04
Wait! WHAT?! No-Budget Nightmares is BACK?!! Why didn’t anyone tell me?! Actually, the return of the NBN Podcast is imminent, but while you’re waiting why not check out this LONG LOST bonus episode...
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EPISODE 37: CANNIBAL CAMPOUT (1988) from 2013-05-20T15:21:18
We’re CRAZY FROM THE HEAT! It’s the 1988 Jon McBride/Tom Fisher SHOT-ON-VIDEO classic CANNIBAL CAMPOUT, and Moe and Doug get FIRED UP by the meaty bloodletting. This episode has it all: profane sou...
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EPISODE 36: NEKROMANTIK (1987) from 2013-05-03T18:31:05
It’s the classic love story. Boy meets girl. Boy shares corpse with girl. Boy loses girl to corpse. Boy… does some stuff that is difficult to describe. It’s episode 36 of the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES p...
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EPISODE 35: MALEVOLENT ASCENT (2010) from 2013-04-12T21:39:51
No-Budget Nightmares is back! Back in black! Due to a certain host’s incompetence, we’ve had to call an audible this week and feature another film by SUBURBAN SASQUATCH auteur Dave Wascavage. But...
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EPISODE 34: DEATHERMAN (2013) from 2013-03-17T18:23:18
Microbudget films can be EDUCATIONAL! For instance, in Bobby Keller’s DEATHERMAN we learn that a combination of radiation and acid rain can cause a recently buried weatherman to return to life and ...
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EPISODE 33: DEADBEAT AT DAWN (1988) from 2013-03-04T21:31:36
Grab your throwing stars and nun-chucks and head to the cemetery for a knock-down, drag-out brawl with episode 33 of the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES PODCAST featuring Jim Van Bebber’s cult classic DEADBEA...
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EPISODE 32: GOBLIN (1993) from 2013-02-12T21:28:18
Todd Sheets. TODD SHEETS. If you had told us all the way back in Episode #5 that less than 30 episodes later MOE PORNE and DOUG “SWEETBACK” TILLEY would be talking to the man himself, they would ha...
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EPISODE 31: SLEDGEHAMMER (1983) from 2013-01-30T20:51
You could have a steam train, if you’d just lay down your track. Or you could have a SLEDGEHAMMER to the freakin’ SKULL! No, it’s not Peter Gabriel, it’s David DEADLY PREY Prior’s early 80s shot-on...
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EPISODE 30: THE 30TH EPISODE SPECTACULAR! from 2013-01-10T20:48:25
OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER! No-Budget Nightmares returns with its 30th episode anniversary spectacular, and you’ve never heard ANYTHING like it. We have listener mail, recorded messages fr...
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EPISODE 29: SCIENCE CRAZED (1989) from 2012-12-15T20:35:31
You’ve never seen anything like SCIENCE CRAZED. That’s both a threat AND a promise. A Canuxploitation classic of the highest (lowest?) order, NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES hosts Moe Porne and Doug “Sweetbac...
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EPISODE 28: HOLY MOLY (1991) from 2012-12-03T20:23:20
You like vomit, right? No? Well, thrash metal legend Lance Ozanix LOVES vomit. And in 1991 he decided to turn his unique ability to vomit on command into a 40 minute, blasphemous spectacular! HOLY ...
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EPISODE 27: REANIMATOR ACADEMY (1992) from 2012-11-16T20:19:39
Move over Herbert West, EDGAR ALLAN LOVECRAFT (seriously) is here! Full of more panty-headed partiers than you can shake a syringe of “reanimating serum” at, REANIMATOR ACADEMY is an aquarium of la...
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EPISODE 26: THE BURNING MOON (1997) from 2012-11-08T20:15:56
GREETINGS, TRUE BELIEVERS! This week we have a film from GERMANY, or – I should say – GOREMANY, because this episode is jam packed with organ meat, decapitations and TEETH DRILLING. Splatmaster Ola...
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EPISODE 25: DEAD IS DEAD (1992) from 2012-10-18T20:02:24
Stop your grinnin’ and drop your linen, because it’s time for Mike Stanley’s immortal (GET IT) DEAD IS DEAD, starring the bearded, bowl-mulleted auteur as the hunky lead. THRILL! as Moe Porne and D...
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EPISODE 24: BLOOD CULT (1985) from 2012-10-08T19:48:20
Pull out your cleaver and slap on some greasepaint, because it’s time to dive headfirst into 1985′s BLOOD CULT, which is notable as (not quite) the first straight-to-video feature film – and not no...
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EPISODE 23: ROCK N ROLL SPACE PATROL ACTION IS GO! (1995) from 2012-09-21T19:43:53
Grab your laser gun and surprisingly large communicator pack, this week NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARE is featuring the 2005 Troma-distributed sci-fi comedy ROCK N ROLL SPACE PATROL ACTION IS GO! Featuring on...
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EPISODE 22: ANTFARM DICKHOLE (2011) from 2012-09-06T19:38:48
Antfarms! Dickholes! They go together like peanut butter and chocolate, and are FINALLY brought together in Bill Zebub’s WTF bizarro no-budget opus ANTFARM DICKHOLE. Featuring: Wedgies! Ants! Dickh...
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EPISODE 21: ZOMBIE RAMPAGE from 2012-08-26T19:33:48
Zombies. Zombies? ZOMBIES! Yes, the immortal TODD SHEETS is back on NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES, and this time our intrepid hosts are dumpster diving into his 1989 debut ZOMBIE RAMPAGE. It’s his goopiest,...
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EPISODE 20: VAMPIRE HUNTER (1997) from 2012-07-26T19:20:58
Grab your cross, garlic, machetes, throwing stars, and AIR BRUSHED TITTIES as this week on the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES podcast we’re covering Sean Gallimore’s ridiculous action/horror film VAMPIRE HUN...
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EPISODE 19: SUBURBAN SASQUATCH (2004) from 2012-07-13T22:09:16
I’ve seen fire, and I’ve seen rain, and I’ve seen a Sasquatch with drawn-on abs and big ol’ boobs! That’s right, this week on NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES is the modern low-budget classic SUBURBAN SASQUATC...
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EPISODE 18: THE HOLLYWOOD STRANGLER MEETS THE SKID-ROW SLASHER (1979) from 2012-06-16T21:59:13
HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE! This week NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES brings you a tender aw-shucks meeting between a demented HOLLYWOOD STRANGLER and the murderous SKID-ROW SLASHER as directed (sorta) by the leg...
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EPISODE 17: ROBOT NINJA (1989) from 2012-06-01T21:41:07
He’s a NINJA! But.. also a ROBOT. Actually, ROBOT NINJA doesn’t really feature a robot or a ninja, but it *does* contain a sociopath comic book writer inadvertently causing the death of many innoce...
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EPISODE 16: DEATH METAL ZOMBIES (1995) from 2012-05-06T21:13:34
Yes, after a brief, dramatic interlude your hosts Doug “Sweetback” Tilley and Moe Porne have returned to explore the depths and heights of ultra-low-low-low budget cinema. This week we cleanse our ...
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EPISODE 15: GORNO–AN AMERICAN TRAGEDY (2004) from 2012-04-18T20:59:54
HIP HOP LOCOS. BARELY LEGAL LESBIAN VAMPIRES. THE SUMMER OF THE MASSACRE. We’ve talked about plenty of terrible, no-good, very bad films here on NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES, but GORNO: AN AMERICAN TRAGEDY...
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EPISODE 14: SORORITY BABES IN THE DANCE-A-THON OF DEATH (1991) from 2012-04-12T20:42:53
Ah, Todd Sheets. So we meet again. NIGHTMARE ASYLUM pushed us to our limits, but that was a cake-walk compared to the BLOOD-CURDLING TERROR present in SORORITY BABES IN THE DANCE-A-THON OF DEATH. W...
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EPISODE 13: HUMAN BEHAVIOR (2006) from 2012-03-21T20:35:45
“There’s definitely no logic/To human behavior” – Bjork, “Human Behavior” Take a dash of murder mystery, a pinch of psychological thriller, and a twist of, um, a twist and you have 2001′s HUMAN BEH...
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EPISODE 12: KILL THEM AND EAT THEM (2003) from 2012-03-08T20:30:19
On this week’s No-Budget Nightmares podcast we look at the 2003 Canadian gonzo mutant film KILL THEM AND EAT THEM. Despite my sympathetic nature, and respect for the ambition of the filmmakers, eve...
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EPISODE 11: REDNECK COUNTY FEVER (199?) from 2012-02-23T20:31:17
Why does this exist? It’s a question I asked myself over and over while I was watching REDNECK COUNTY FEVER; an oddity from (possibly) the early 90s that constantly makes you wonder how it came int...
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EPISODE 10: ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS–FALL OF THE ORIGINAL SIX (2007) from 2012-02-09T20:23:01
And now for something completely different. This week’s No-Budget Nightmare was filmed between May and October 2006 in Peterborough, Ontario, Canada. It was written by Sean Bruce, Dan Kildey, and S...
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EPISODE 9: TERROR TOONS (2002) from 2012-01-26T01:17:13
On this week’s Daily Grindhouse Presents – No-Budget Nightmares, Daily Grindhouse contributors Moe and Sweetback discuss Joe Castro’s 2002 ultraviolent comedy TERROR TOONS. There’s Rage Against The...
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EPISODE 8: SO MORT IT BE (2004) from 2012-01-16T01:16:25
On this week’s Daily Grindhouse Presents – No-Budget Nightmares, Daily Grindhouse contributors Moe and Sweetback discuss Fabian Rush’s 2004 horror-comedy SO MORT IT BE. If you have a hankering for ...
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EPISODE 7: DUCK! THE CARBINE HIGH MASSACRE (1999) from 2011-12-30T20:06:46
On April 20, 1999 students Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold killed 12 of their fellow students (as well as a teacher) at Columbine High School in Colorado before committing suicide. The incident trau...
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EPISODE 6: BARELY LEGAL LESBIAN VAMPIRES (1999) from 2011-12-15T20:02:03
And now for something completely shitty. Part softcore vampire flick with sub-porno production and part jerk-off “tribute” to Ed Wood, BARELY LEGAL LESBIAN VAMPIRES is an insult to anyone expecting...
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EPISODE 5: NIGHTMARE ASYLUM (1992) from 2011-11-18T20:00:21
If you have any interest in no-budget film-making, you really must be aware of Todd Sheets – one of the godfathers of the entire shot-on-video genre. In just 15 short years (between 1985 and 2000) ...
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EPISODE 4: LAS VEGAS BLOODBATH (1989) from 2011-11-18T19:48:30
Feedback is appreciated. I apologize for my opinions on daytime whores, hot oil wrestlers, the quality of Nevada pizza, using the word “‘za”, and for swearing so much. Sorry, mom.
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EPISODE 3: THE SUMMER OF THE MASSACRE (2006) from 2011-11-02T19:41:15
Well, this is just terrible. A bafflingly misguided “tribute” to the grimy horror films of the 70s – most notably THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE – this British shot-on-video horror film starts out awf...
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EPISODE 2: SCARLET FRY’S JUNKFOOD HORRORFEST (2007) from 2011-10-19T19:30:30
Memorable quote: “You know every relationship has it’s problems. Take my wife for example, she used to drive me up the motherf*chin wall until I knocked her into the well…I tried to save her….OH WELL”
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EPISODE 1: HIP-HOP LOCOS (2001) from 2011-10-05T18:42
On the evening of Feb. 20, 2001, two latino rappers committed a murderous crime spree and filmed everything they did on a digital video camera. They had a plan to rob drug dealers for their cocaine...
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