Podcasts by No More Whoppers

S15: A Rough Nine Years from 2023-11-26T08:00

One in-person wedding and global pandemic later, we're back to our NMW holiday tradition: the Pittsburgh call-in! Alex reports on food ate, backs hurt, and Mario games played. And will they ever...

240: Crane-ohazard from 2023-11-12T08:00

240: No longer just a Frappuccino calorie count! This time it's all about the infeasible pasta bowl; Japan's jobs drying up; Halloweirdos; the soothing sounds of Killer Kuts; Resident Evil Zero ...

239: Porno Trigger from 2023-10-15T07:00

Get spooked or die trying! This episode, vaccines all around; a veritable dental bloodbath; haircuts outsourced and otherwise; higher education plods along; cool visitors to the bar; so long, Zu...

A Game Site About Nothing: Prologue II: Hi and Goodbye from 2023-09-24T07:00

(This episode is a free public preview! Catch the rest of the series at our Golder Subscriber tier on Patreon! patreon.com/nomorewhoppers)
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238: Nankai Trough Megathrust from 2023-09-17T07:00

If you're a fan of ours, you'd be home by now! For the occasion of the 238th episode, we have good cop/bad cop at the government off...

A Game Site About Nothing: Prologue I: Officially Unofficial from 2023-08-20T07:01

(This episode is a free public preview! Catch the rest of the series at our Golder Subscriber tier on Patreon! patreon.com/nomorewhoppers)

The early years of internet game media and "semi...

237: Neverending Bug Bowl from 2023-08-20T07:00

Summer is cancelled?! This month, Ray's repeated bouts with disease; Alex's visa anxiety leads to a panic party; the boys' own respective tax miasmas; positive discussion of no fewer than THREE ...

236: Dork Goes Hearing from 2023-07-16T07:00

Still here and still sleep deprived! On this one: A new segment that asks "What's Your Problem?;" Alex's body is not yet fixed; Ray...

235: Yukichan's Papa from 2023-06-11T07:00

Don't touch that dial of destiny! This episode, Alex struggles with audio AND video production; Ray wraps up another semester; school spirit and lack thereof; a brief bout of Drink Food Copy; Al...

234: The Mixed-Up Files of B.D. Wong from 2023-05-14T07:00

Dry those tears, kingdom: NMW is here to save the land. Inside this issue: Cocktails pre-canned and funnily-named; this year's medical foibles; fixing RPGs; R-rated Saturn games; SPOILERS and pl...

233: Murphy Broundtable from 2023-04-16T07:00

We've broken the smell barrier!! This episode, sip some coffee talk; 911 calls both real and fake; sending the kid off to daycare; Spring Break Spring Sucks; video games to pass the time; the pr...

232: Department Af Defense from 2023-03-19T07:00

Are we having fun yet? No? Sorry, was it rude to ask? OK, well, it's time for a new No More Whoppers, and we *did* have fun! In thi...

231: Doo-Doo Inflation from 2023-02-19T08:00

It's snacktime for your brain's mouth! This time around, Alex's whirlwind week and eyewear woes; Ray's job hunt continues; it's cool to stay in school!!; the deceptive breakfast; running down th...

230: B is for Balibi from 2023-01-22T08:00

New year, old men! On this podcast, we cover goose news (it's not good!); the Christmas report featuring glasses, bricks, and more customer service follies; how does a restaurant work?; Alex's v...

229: Preformatted Bride from 2022-12-18T08:00

We're rolling credits on 2022! This month, we recount Ray's internet saga; Alex gets the jabbo cuatro; the first Pixies show in Nagoya; how to sleep-train your child; the spectacle of the Game A...

228: Clang-Bong Bullshit from 2022-11-20T08:00

It's No More Whoppers, the holiday gourd of podcasts! This time around: a rousing start with all the bad things that happened; our pivot to video; mini Geneses and phantastic stars; revisiting V...

227: Bokuvist from 2022-10-23T17:52

October, the tenthest month of the year! In tonight's episode, Ray gets boosted even further; evangelizing the Bokuverse; return to Eataly; developments in The Great Seinfeld Rewatch; deep withi...

226: Big Tourism from 2022-09-18T07:00:14

You'll just have to accept it: there's another new episode of No More Whoppers. On the docket this time: electric cars; VERY high-speed DSL; your favorite website; the latest baby bloopers; the ...

225: J.D. Scaresem from 2022-08-14T03:10:16

Come melt with us! This month, Ray's trip to Eataly; Tales From Birthscene; Toyotal Recall; medieval malarkey; Alex's very normal brain; real estate, real problems; RPGs all around; a visit from...

224: The Eatalian Job from 2022-07-17T07:00:25

Like a rally car navigator, we're telling you this is a very long easy ep! Maybe! Talked about this time: tiny people; stress headaches; plenty on la pizza and la pasta; Al's new adventures in r...

223: Listerine Total Sarcophagus from 2022-06-12T07:00

We're lean, mean, and full of bream! This month, the mystery of Soundplant; Osaka and the chamber of sound editing; Ray's Math Munchers; good grief, yet another health check; Tonari no Subtitles...

222: Lousy Bloodletter from 2022-05-15T07:00

It's us two ones for this three twos! This ep: hiding the thunder; dudes are *so* dumb; you can't spell "health" without "Al" and more medical follies; staring down real estate hell in Japan; Ra...

[PREVIEW!] Gold in 16 Seconds Episode 1: Sprint Paramount Edward from 2022-04-29T07:00

We've launched our patrons-only bonus show, but not without giving you a tantalizing taste! If you'd like to join the upper echelons of Whopperdom, subscribe to our Patreon at the $5 level! Or d...

221: Party Jar from 2022-04-17T07:00

April GHOULS! This month, streams are back, baby; who owns whom; digging into the E3 swag bin; Alex: Origins; the ornery Switch; FFVII talk; Alex's booster concerns; a visit from the Australian con...

220: TTYLNTT from 2022-03-20T07:00:24

It's Month Marchness and we're paying off! This time around, old man yells at school; our new "keebs" (don't worry we don't actually say that); loving the purps; the eggcellent Egret Mini; so ma...

219: Chocoplasmosis from 2022-02-13T08:00

Celebrating a decade of delight! This year, Ray runs down the ins and outs of home ownership; marking ten whole years with Drink Booze Copy; Alex's empathy curse; the mystery of the ocarina; bit...

218: The Bell Helped Me from 2022-01-16T08:00

It's 2022 and the Age of Whopperius is upon us! We ring it in with discussion, complaints, and arguments about: watching other people play D&D; the almost-new house for Ray; a new batch of insan...

217: #ReleaseTheAlexCut from 2021-12-19T08:00

O Holy Smokes!! This month, Ray disposes of a body; the landmark case of dogs v. cats; collegiate discourse; the ongoing quest to discard negativity; Japan locks the door; discarding the smugnes...

216: Tales of Diphtheria from 2021-11-28T08:00

Congratulations, you're the proud new owner of an episode of No More Whoppers. Only you can enjoy this content: video games in string form; more Pixel Remasterings; why DO salarymen drown their ...

215: Big "E" Emerald from 2021-10-31T07:00

It's the spookiest possible Sunday! This week, the death of Cokey "Sug Knight" Sugiyama; Alex returns to regular hours; an impromptu trip to a cartoon doctor; vax facts; an Atsugiri update; Ray ...

214: Good Golly Miss Malroth from 2021-10-03T07:00

Storm's a-brewin', but it's just NMW, so it's more like a gust of air. This time, we discuss the fallout of the FFIV pixel kerfuffle; Al goes chair shopping; fever dreams on tape; plenty more on...

213: Bonnie Wraith from 2021-09-05T07:00

We're on shore leave and in your neighborhood! This week, drink food copy right out of the gate; a brief exploration of sugar; unexpected Twitch guests; the games of summer; revisiting the bigge...

212: Behind the English Box from 2021-08-08T07:00

What kind of japes are you in for this time? Well, we've finally found a third subject to talk about on this show: "wacky foreigner" characters from Japan! The classic "Mr. James" returns, but f...

211: Truck Can Be Stakes from 2021-07-04T07:00

Lengthy podcasts in your area! This week, stimulant discussion as we hunt for raw, unadulterated Pepsi; Discord discourse; Atsugiri Jason update 2021; booze returns to Critical Hit as Japan cont...

210: Bluegrass Slow from 2021-06-06T07:00

Fortune finds you with a gift of a new ep! You get a big helping of chat about bank-like marriage; movin' moms; streamin' Rays; RE Eightage; and of course, our report on the recent Dragon Quest ...

209: Deep Dishcount from 2021-05-09T07:00

We're half vaxed and fully taxed! This week, finally, a new rig; Alex steams over a Steam SaGa saga; Ray perfects his personal computing space; adventures in vaccination; Japan still pluggin' aw...

208: Loto's Day Out from 2021-04-18T07:00

From our mouth to yours, it's the latest in Whopperisms! We're both changing computers and soundboards, which is just one of our problems; we updated our merch?! (Mostly just stickers, buy some ...

207: Answer Collation from 2021-03-21T07:00

Coming at you live from the NoMoWo Dawgg Ppoundd! This week, a bevy of news from 7-11; Alex stumbles on stimulus; an echo from SCROLL history; Problematic Fighter II; FFXIV or Perfect Strangers?...

206: Captain Natsuyasumi from 2021-02-28T08:00

No one is safe from this almost-three-hour chat-em-up! Lots to discuss, including Ray's new podbunker; a Fraioli DNA update; moving trucks and eating sammies; Ray attains Sega enlightenment; Ale...

205: Chime Off from 2021-01-17T08:00

2021, year of the aux cable! This week, a return to stately Barnholt Manor; musings on the legume father and podcast theme songs; Ray’s big move and the dream of the recording room; Alex wrestle...

204: Meme Gene Okerlund from 2021-01-03T08:00

The only way out of this podcast is through! Ray's still up north, so it's another phone-tastic episode. Listen to us discuss the always-engaging audio settings; a very localized coffee shortage...

203: Vitamin Sea from 2020-12-13T08:00

Literally phoning it in! This week, Ray calls in from the happeningest beach house on the coast; the art of saying no; snagging the elusive PS5; FFXIV is not ideal for streaming; low-key Thanksg...

202: Retun to Tale Area from 2020-11-22T08:00

You can't spell "ZOZ" without 202! On this go-around, following up with Fraiolo; Will Ray manage to buy a PS5 live on-air?!; we MONITOR Alex figuring out how to buy a display; the lease is loose...

201: 26.zip from 2020-11-01T07:00

Just in time for your baby shower! This week, a look back at our inaugural stream; Alex's troubles in Cheevland; the perks of Miruhako!; Ray suffers more classroom idiocy; the eventual acquisiti...

200: Luigi's Manse from 2020-10-04T07:00

We're finally 200 episodes old, and we don't look a day over 199! Please enjoy our favorite moment from the recent past, wherein we did an episode about other memories from the recent past; how ...

199: Hylian Likely from 2020-09-06T07:00

The $1.99 special! This week, the VO gigs keep rolling in; a double dose of snack food copy with deep Asian flavor; Ray’s back to school special and the best and worst of college professors; The...

198: Coke Filter from 2020-08-16T07:00

Your favorite pacific rimmers are back! First, a piece of lost media is recovered and changes our lives; Al patches FF14 and wants friends; Ray shares Suikoden by the seashore; pushing the bould...

197: ASMR for Colors from 2020-07-26T07:00

July, what a country! This week, the wild world of streaming; Ray wraps up the semester early; it wouldn’t be a show without FFXIV talk; Ray’s GPU thinks outside the box; hardware aesthetic and ...

196: Quiz Dollar Millionaire from 2020-06-28T07:00

How much can we pack into this one? Well, let's take a look: today it's all about the relationship between wind and microphones; Alex has another dream with a staggering new segment name; the mi...

195: Red Herring Brand Chips from 2020-06-07T07:00

Buckle in, boyo! This week, more unconscious brain antics from Alex; sweaty VR; Ray’s miraculous mic mods; zen and the art of motor oil maintenance; the state of stimulus in Japan; Ray knocks an...

194: Lust in the Dust from 2020-05-17T07:00

Hey, where ya goin'? It's a new NoMoWo! Yeahhh get back here. This ep: a newfound kinship over murder hornets; Ray is a microPHONY; what time IS it in Japan?; Alex heads back to work, somewhat, ...

193: Blood Chess from 2020-04-26T07:00

Welcome back to the Neverending Pasta Bowl of podcasts! This week, reminiscing about our late-90’s homepages; requisite quarantine updates; Alex’s Small-Dream Mini-Corner; the discord within Dis...

192: Atsugiri Vader from 2020-04-12T07:00

We're here for the taking, and here for the TALKING! This ep: the masks we wear; postponed bar quizzes; good times for the new version of a game called All of Them!; Alex stars in Relic Hunter; ...

191: Adequate Strangers from 2020-03-22T07:00

We’re out of beta! This week, life disrupted by that darned virus; Alex dives into YouTube; Ray stocks up on jugs; unpacking Dragon Quest: (Y)our Story; road trip!!; NoMoPho(ne games); honoring ...

190: Civilian Popcorn from 2020-03-01T08:00

It's March Month at your local calendar dealer! This time around, Ray moves to a familiar locale; a very apologetic dental adventure with Alex; the boys unleash True Sass; sandwich roleplay; hir...

189: Frog&Toad from 2020-02-09T08:00

Still uncompromised by Shadow, Inc.! This week, mourning a Doug; Ray continues his adventures in academia; dealing with insufferable personalities; a stressful move on the horizon?!; Japanese fu...

188: Ultima Pension from 2020-01-19T08:00

NMW enters 2020 with bells on! (The bells were left on after Christmas.) We chat about our new place on the Greenlit Podcast Network, but it's largely business as usual, which of course means......

187: God's Films from 2019-12-15T08:00

Closing out the decade in style! We start things off with an extreme energy drink kampai; Alex’s Mini Dream Corner; Ray wraps up his Fall semester; we cover Ray being blue over a Blu-ray cover; ...

186: Brituation Comedy from 2019-11-24T08:00

Mute your TV and sync this up to Disney Plus! Some things happen this time: A new recorded Alex dream; we plan an epic Japan trip; game talk including Death Stranding, Yakooza, and Pokoomon; Nor...

185: Nomowalk from 2019-10-06T07:00

Back to business after a vivacious vow renewal! This week, Ray is relaunched as the Ray Slim; taking a leisurely DQ stroll with Al; the new version of a phone called iPhone; Mario Kar...

H11: Homeland Week III A-Spec from 2019-08-22T07:45:10

It's like getting TWO episodes in one! Several NMW milestones are in the mix, as this year, Ray visits Alex in Pittsburgh for a week of wedded bliss (well-- no, it-- Alex has a wife). Join us li...

184: Josuke of Nazareth from 2019-07-21T07:00

Oh, were we NOT releasing episodes? Well, here's one. We catch up on some gamin' news (Smash Bros. with THAT character!); the wide world of Ray's magazines; one more month until Al's fake-real w...

183: Motel Roku from 2019-05-12T07:00

We’re back after boycotting April! This month, we cover our respective Golden Week adventures, including the CH Pub Quiz and Operation Retrieve Games; podcasts and the Canadian accent...

182: Four Guys from Eureka from 2019-03-24T07:00

Back with spunk, whatever that is! We open big with Alex's wrestling injury; the new version of a... yeah, that, and some other RPGs; Ray is *finally* a true retro gamer; new tales from the secu...

181: Snow More Whopper from 2019-02-10T08:00

Ringing in the Year of the Bore! In another exciting return, Alex samples a new Burger King offering; Ray continues the mod lifestyle; video game talk; Alex’s sad new...

180: Egotism from 2018-12-09T08:00

We’re young, dumb, and full of FUN! This week, some final DQXI thoughts; Smash Ultimate is upon us; Critical Hit is Critical BACK!; Alex’s Dream Corner; what the hell is a Jingle Bell...

S14: Golem? Damn Near Killed 'Im (Or: XI in 120) from 2018-11-11T08:00

"Hot" on the heels of our Dragon Quest retrospective podcast seven years ago, we return for a SPOILER-filled conv...

179: P90Lex from 2018-10-14T07:00

It’s more of this, it seems! This month, west coast vs. east; streams are happening; tax troubles; a segment without media talk?!; Ray’s tire issues; scooters are weird; Japan’s issue...

178: Gasoline Igai Nai from 2018-09-23T07:00

Back in the swing of things! Get ready for tales of Aladdin the musical; the new version of a game called etc.; a long-awaited Critical Hit update; Alex misunderstands the Cola Wars; ...

S13: Homeland Weak from 2018-08-26T07:00

Ring ring! Time to chat with Alex on another American adventure! You can bet we talk about new wedding plans; the reliable motherness of moms; the best little mobile game gets its best little up...

177: Rakuten's Modern Life from 2018-08-05T07:00

This week's episode is a real... recording! On deck: extremely Californian adventures; Alex has stories of Foot, Phone and Fun, specifically: a foot destroyed by sandals; a new phone and a less ...

176: Greater Access to Burritos from 2018-07-22T07:00

A bulky boffo box of bodcasting! This time, we chat about Ray's loss of teeth; Biohazard bumbles; what 10x10 Tetris is; and exploring the bullshit surrounding video game bars WRT Alex! This podc...

175: Original Grimace from 2018-06-03T00:09:10

The episode centers on Raven and Chelsea attempting to use magic to attend the Halloween party of Raven's nemesis, Alana. While the plan works, a mistake in their spe...

174: Agenof Ultron from 2018-05-13T07:00

This time, we start off spicy with a check-up on why Alex hates his talented and handsome co-host; an Infinity of Marvel movies; pee minding; social mishaps abound at an industry conference; Fun...

173: Blast Honk from 2018-02-25T08:00

Happy equinox! This month, Alex’s tongue troubles; Ray settles into the new job; imagining our bizarro selves; Jeremy Grigson appears on international television; Alex refuses to kick...

172: Slap Fight, M.D. from 2018-01-28T08:00

There's a little podcast in all of us. In this one, there's talk about jobs old and new; lively pedestrians; sneaky cousins; AF hearts FF; a revelatory first edition of Hospital Stories; the Piz...

171: Dogs Love Jack Bros. from 2017-12-24T08:00

'eyyy Merry Christmas! Stuff THIS up your stocking!

170: GMR4LIF from 2017-10-15T07:00

Download this, you SOB! Everybody's lacking sleep on this episode, but there's a whole host of #Japan this time around; the adventures of Sluttyman; more amazing Alex memory tricks; superb Ninte...

S12: Punchliacci from 2017-09-03T07:00

It's our new bi-yearly tradition when Alex reports in over the phone from Pittsburgh with ALL-NEW tales of wine spillage; old games in storage; soft-shelled crabbage; travelrage; and for some re...

169: Stop Negi-ing Me from 2017-08-14T09:53:07

It’s DQ season again! We open with Alex’s take on the new version of a game called etc. plus miscellaneous game talk; Ray’s luxurious new table; The Great Pizza Debate; TV talk; Boku ...

168: The Praise That Pays from 2017-07-02T07:00

Oh yeah, this thing! This week: a farewell to dumb; more travails of bar ownership; mistaken bikedentity; Jacko storms Toys 'R' Us-o; E3 brought to you by Car; porn huts; Krang twang; Wonder Wom...

S11: Adam Pasion from 2017-06-26T11:07:13

This week, Alex sits down at the bar after hours with Nagoya -based comic artist/writer/distributor Adam Pasion! Ray will be back next week! (This week’s interstitial music includes t...

167: Shellfish Ryssdal from 2017-05-14T07:00

What a hiatus that was! This week, Al’n’Ray froth over that darned Dragon Quest series; the various Kickstarters; the return of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and the nature of riffing;...

166: Tru Dat Trudeau from 2017-04-02T07:00

We sniff the breath of the wild and chat about Enix soliciting noms for Dragon Quest poet laureate; the latest(?!) Switch; Alex gets hitched on paper; Doctorb Strange; my CU; WE answer YOUR ques...

165: Moshi Moshi from 2017-02-26T08:00

Welcome to Barnoli’s America! This week, snack food copy right out of the gate!; Ray almost gets washed away in torrential flooding; mild E3 disparagement; Alex Pokemon GOES to the pa...

164: Furniture Dome from 2017-02-12T08:00

It's a nice sleepy round of fun this week as we discuss island weddings, plucked parcels, having that Yakooza, autograph apathy, pastime cereals, an evil residence, KAZUTECH, and of course, a wh...

163: Garth Vader from 2017-01-22T08:00

Welcome to the apocalypse! This week, Alex winds down from AGDQ; dealing with idiots in the bar; the boys’ thoughts on Rogue One and the problems with being “dark”; Last Guardian is m...

162: Toobin' to Work from 2016-12-25T08:00

…And a PODCAST in a pear tree?! This week is like the tense holiday dinner you always wanted, with topics like Final Fantasy XV, ancient China, Dragon Quest XI, how to use Twitch, xenophobic del...

161: Listed in Parentheses from 2016-11-20T08:00

Bacardi 161?! This week, Alex fails to find the Diminutive Famicom; a mini-mini installment of “The Human Body is Bullshit”; monetary misfortunes and the introduction of Tax Talk!; Pi...

160: Slurpmenistan from 2016-10-23T07:00

So monthly, it's technically a magazine! This time we open with DRAGON QUEST!!!; wine country minus wine; A trip to the DRAGON QUEST!!! Museum; virtual INSANITY!; Mother Nature crashes the show;...

159: All Inus Go To Tengoku from 2016-09-11T07:00

Never forget… to listen to this episode! This week, Ray gives Alex some new drops; Alex recounts an experience at the Apple Store; Super Mario Run, don’t walk!; PlaySnooze 4 Pro; Nioh...

158: Solidaritino from 2016-08-28T07:00

An episode so late, it's back to school! Join us for a Moranistastic discussion of Final Fantasy concerts; Final Fantasy cousins; Pokemon Go; ridiculous gamers, and a brief but rousing return to...

157: Master Password from 2016-07-09T21:32:40

It’s Christmas in July! This week, Ray finally optimizes his automotive setup; Alex is monitored by the stone sentry; Ray celebrates his 33rd sol; belated E3 and video game talk; requ...

156: Bonk Division from 2016-05-29T07:00

We're alive and kicking this week. On the docket: Ray's move; Al's legal status; the wedding of the century; aborted interviews; Alex is Never Not hung up on; the long-awaited return of Plane Mo...

155: Renoodling from 2016-04-24T07:00

Look I have to catch a plane tomorrow so just enjoy this shit okay

154: Shindanksen from 2016-03-20T07:00

Pull up a chair and have a hot link! This week: talk of cars; pastries; questionable behavior at Critical Hit (I mean really… carpet?); Saturday night's all right for fighting -- and social engi...

153: A Toast to Reploids from 2016-02-22T05:42:40

Four more years! This week, Alex explores NEW more whoppers; Ray emerges mostly victorious from the battlefield of illness; the further adventures of Blocko; Ray dreams of Xbox One im...

152: Gone Corin' from 2016-02-14T08:00

The greatest modern musical! This week on the show: the uh, merits of Bayonetta cosplay; preserving X in 10; Firewatchin'; Dragon Quest Blocko is boffo!; seeing what Alex can gank from "AFK;" an...

151: Twenty-Minute Movies from 2016-01-31T08:00

Brought to you by Bacardi! This week, we talk Star Wars, paintings, and Christmas; Alex needs help with games; our best tweets of 2015; video game talk, and Alex finally joins PS Plus...

150: The Four Score Awakens from 2015-12-27T08:00

Zap! Pew! Bwang! This week, it's time for some Star Wars chat (no spoilers); a Christmas delivery for Critical Hit; some dinosaur movie; laptop woes, and the good and bad of really generic RPGs....

149: Mullety from 2015-11-29T09:03:07

We’re the original Black Friday! This week, we give thanks for several new versions of a game called Dragon Quest!; celebrating Thanksgiving with a list of great things; the horrors o...

148: Bushido Savior from 2015-11-15T08:00

Now with 33% more free! Thanks to a recent holiday, we go long this week. Lots of Metal Gearin'; slushy drink arguin'; MST3K (and general) Kickstartin'; some quick Fan Fun BUT THEN a new segment...

147: Muy Malo from 2015-11-08T08:00

What horrors we discuss this week! Ray gets stoned, cranky, and cured; Alex busts his hump at the end of October; video game talk of most shapes and sizes; Chipotle coli; Alex’s bum 3...

146: Netflix and Kill from 2015-10-18T07:00

146 is a really high number! Autumn is here and it's a hot time for video games, so feel free to skip discussion of Picross or Dragon Quest Heroes or Metal Gear Solid! No, actually, you might mi...

145: Ladies Love Coolant from 2015-10-04T07:00

It’s October and death is in the air! This week, Ray acquires more Amiibos; a variety of games both tanked and tankless; Alex rages against wasei eigo; NES cameos because 80’s and bra...

144: Mega Mensch Vier from 2015-09-20T07:00

144 CCs of inanity, stat! On this escapade: Ray ends his car saga (with a twist ending!); Alex spends a day in Tokyo and talks to some friends, and also means video game talk!; Hulk Baby Tweets;...

143: Annoyed Grunt Matsuri from 2015-09-06T07:00

A return to something! This week, heaps of car trouble; sweaty cans; Dragon Quest VIII on IIIDS, no MGSV on PSIV; death and taxes; Al returns to D&D; a bumper crop of Overner...

142: Disney's Rock Pullers from 2015-08-23T07:00

142, the REAL meaning of life! This week, Ray's car doesn't want to come home; Alex fights the ingenious Japanese banking system; YES Dragon Quest XI!; our round-up of new mobile games!!; lemon-...

S10: Precious Time from 2015-08-11T03:25:51

"Thanks" to the typical follies, Ray is forced to call in live to Pittsburgh for a special report from Alex! We talk great local eats; Ant-Men; Alex hacks the in-flight entertainment; Grodin/Bro...

141: Greenpeace from 2015-07-20T14:54:48

We’re one for one! This week, Alex finally sees Wet Hot Avengers Summer and Ray finally sees The Terminating Robot; X-Men more Marvel and DC movie talk; dumb title gripes; Al...

140: Inversopolakypse from 2015-07-05T07:00

Fact: This IS the 140th episode. And WHAT an episode! Car storage technology; Hawaiian cuisine; celebrating our nation's burrito; anything is an amiibo; news from the Giuseppe household; shoppin...

139: Musou Sorry from 2015-06-28T08:58:40

We’re back and terrible as ever! This week, tardy E3 roundup; Happy Birthray!; Alex narrowly avoids fiery death; Ray’s phone takes a tumble; do people like Kingdom Hearts? an...

138: We Regret the Error from 2015-06-14T07:00

138 practices no hate! Yeah. In this episode: Alex's record-breaking Twitter victory; an intense staircase situation; gross bar customers; a certain game of quests' news; MAPO?!; and Fan Fun han...

137: Low-Pol/Higher-Qual from 2015-05-31T07:12:46

Wow, two consecutive weeks! This time we cover the new version of a game called Dragon Quest; Alex makes the jump back into FFXI; RDB on P&D; one disgruntled van owner; bar n...

136: Judas Prius from 2015-05-24T07:00

The show of shows! (That's not taken, is it?) This week: You can take the Vana'diel outta Alex, but you can't take the Alex outta Vana'diel! Hence another several minutes on the old boy's favori...

135: Slime Jim from 2015-05-10T08:12:24

Our price $1.35, cheap! This week, Alex’s rage of Ultron and the Korean kontingency; TV talk including Daredevil, Mad Men, Halt and Catch Fire, and Bob’s Burgers; the hosts’ ...

134: Challenge from 2015-04-19T07:00

It's not enough to dream a podcast, we have to be one, too! This week: Alex is courted by Saudi royalty (or just a rich guy); amiibo talk? Really?; the formal debut of our segment McDonald's Pre...

133: Guy Gysahl from 2015-04-05T08:43:11

Hiatus? Hi-EAT-us! This week, Alex moves out, in; Tax Talk; video games great and small; tele-vision programmes; the playable demonstration of Final Fantasy Fifteen; Vana’dea...

132: I Laughed but No from 2015-03-15T07:00

132 skidoo! That's a lotta skidoos. This week, we're feeling a little full… of ourselves! Listen to us indulge in our appearances on other podcasts; Japanese radio for some reason; inaugural Blu...

131: House of Carbs from 2015-03-08T08:00

Dig it: this week, Ray operates at partial drop capacity; hectic weekends and frantic weddings; poor phone etiquette; catching up on some Net-Flicks; Maverick Hunter X gon’ g...

130: Will Fridge from 2015-03-01T08:00

Here's how it's gonna go down: We talk about how recording works; the return of Alex's computer; The Sniffles; loaner pants; the Oscars?! (No); a visit to TGI Fraioli's; Mr. Dinkett, and a rousi...

129: Edward James Kongmos from 2015-02-22T08:00

On this week’s mistake, Raymond is stressed to the max; three Germans, a Finn, two jocks, and a bobcat walk into a bar; Alex spies a weirdo at the store; gearing up for a dou...

128: Ask My Alex from 2015-02-15T08:00

NMW celebrates three years! We take a brief moment to recap the show's history, but pretty soon it's into talking about KSHAQ; who's Lily Tomlin?; escaping the pizza loop; Alex meeting new busin...

127: Some Lactose from 2015-02-08T10:02:15

It sure is us! This week, embarrassed at the Genius Bar; y’all need to learn how to use Twitter; fond memories of Radio Shack and Xbox; Alex’s apartment news; dealing with aw...

126: Dragon Most from 2015-02-01T08:00

126 ways to belittle each other, and we're just getting started! This ep, listen to us talk about NewsRadio in SF; Alex back on the wedding circuit; our top 2014 picks!; Dresident Quevil?!, and ...

125: Pastromi from 2015-01-25T11:27:30

The big CXXV! This week, Ray and Alex both hunt for new apartments; a look back at SCROLL; passive-aggressive Twitter behavior; Alex goes back onstage; a harrowing marathon o...

124: Everyday Low Hulks from 2015-01-18T08:00

We’re Back: Two Knuckleheads’ Story! We welcome 2015 with tales of the holidays; a whole heap o’ media consumed; Alex almost misses his flight; Ray returns to his roots; doin...

S09: NoMoWo Winter Meet-up 2015 from 2015-01-11T09:18:32

Baby it's cold outside! So Alex huddled up in the basement with Charles and Rhett to bring you this riveting roundtable! Regular episodes will resume next week?!

123: No Friends, Huh? from 2015-01-04T08:00

This episode is as easy as that! This week, we look back (from the past) on how we (will have) spent the holidays; Alex misunderstands The Bible (again); requisite cereal, Se...

C01: The Wet Bandwidth from 2014-12-21T09:50:06

Happy Holidays from your friends at NoMoWo! Pull out your old beat-up copy of Home Alone and sync this baby up! And then keep the change, ya filthy animal!

122: My Little Skelitaliano from 2014-12-14T09:42:25

It sure is our 122nd episode! This week, the two things Ray hates to hear; Alex revisits early NoMoWo; a visit from Australia’s finest; surviving health and safety training; ...

121: Borscht Modem from 2014-12-07T08:00

Our 21st palindrome! This week, Alex continues eating pizza on mic; Ray enrolls openly; Alex meets his girlfriend’s folks over a lovely lunch; November wrap-up and how we Thanksgave; ...

120: Happy Anniversary, Shitwad from 2014-11-30T08:00

We've collected our 120th episode and Yoshi's on the roof! This week, Alex's pizza reality tour; Ray gets Smashed; our new segment, Drink Food New Thing; the brief lives of Japanese milks; no th...

119: aPhone from 2014-11-23T08:21:25

Our 119th Muppisode! This week, more evidence linking Alex with Stanley Tucci; Ray goes Interstellar; an unexpected gift from a posh Persian; Ray’s 2000 inch TV; Alex moderni...

118: Per Square Lynch from 2014-11-10T07:27:01

Fall and ebola are in the air! CRITICAL*HIT is up and running, with stories of friends, fries, and Final Fantasy; we discuss Halloweens past and present; Alex’s accidental bl...

117: Daddy Warzucks from 2014-10-26T07:00

S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-Spooky Sundays! Alex is a whirlwind of nerves as he prepares for the bar’s pre-open; a new Information Pad with new possibilities; another typhoon threatens Japan; popular bu...

116: Donkey Kong 9/11 from 2014-10-12T07:00

Sweet 116! Alex’s hard drive is in a better place now; Ray is the target of road rage; the great American apartment search continues; portable vs. at-home Smashing; a fun-fil...

115: Shame Shenie from 2014-09-28T07:00

We’re Back! Two Jackasses’ Story. Ray upgrades his Information-Phone and home entertainment unit; an exploration of Charles E. Cheese and survival horror; Critical Hit draws nearer to its Grand ...

114: Nissan Raditz from 2014-09-14T07:00

This week, Ray begins the search for a new domicile; corrections from last week’s episode; welcome to the shitheap that is the NHK; prepping pub paint and Japan’s insistence on the fax; we love ...

113: Tucci Musou from 2014-09-07T07:00

Take a number! This week, first impressions of the SlimeStation 4 and other game news; summer scorch winds down; Alex’s continuing visa struggle; more Japanese banking in(s)anity; #nomorewhopper...

112: John Dammit from 2014-08-31T07:00

Halfway to 224! T-shirt sales are through the roof!; bugging Brad’s rad dad Tad; beard trimmer rebirth; the northward-bound package; Are You Being Severed; the steady decline of the Simpsons; to...

111: Weekend at Wolvie's from 2014-08-24T07:00

Our eleventy-first episode! This week, we’re happy to announce that our shirt is selling like T-cakes!; Ray expands his Super Game Boy collection; retro console maintenance; a brief history of M...

110: Gilded as Charged from 2014-08-17T07:00

This podcast gives 110%! This week, the contents of quiche; Ray breaks barriers at Six Flags; Alex refuses Tokyo Disneyland; the commercialization of Square-Enix brands; Critical Hit news and vi...

109: Duke Spellem from 2014-08-10T07:00

More of this?! This time we talk commercial props; more on corporate transparency; Nintendo Japan’s MK8 promo is rose gold bullshit; Pokemonotony; MS-DOS what 32Xn’t; taking whiners in stride; k...

108: Casmar Kramere from 2014-08-03T07:00

Our 108th episode of destiny! This week, Dinner Food Copy; Pine SOL; sweating through your suit and summer vs. winter; Alex’s birthday haul; dispelling the myths of blood type in this week’s #Ja...

107: Tomoku from 2014-07-27T07:00

Lucky 107! In this outing, Table Tool Time Episode 001; trying to open a business account in this week’s #Japan; covert advertising in the face of legal pressure; enjoy the free FFXIV weekend by...

106: Swamp Hell from 2014-07-20T07:50:04

Welcome back to the stage of history...

105: Sir Shirtless from 2014-07-13T07:00

We’re sweating our butts off! This week, No More Mondays Episode 001; bar news and the financial Hokey-Pokey; an exodus to Genesis; I think we just found Ray’s impressions of Trans4mers; Alex’s ...

104: The Washington Touaregs from 2014-07-06T07:00

We put the “sad” in “back in the saddle”! This week, Alex’s positive reaffirmations; Critical Filth; the burger heirarchy; adventures in Osaka featuring Daniel Feit and Matt Bloch; Ray’s adventu...

103: Oh, Oh Good Lord from 2014-06-23T06:56:12

Surprise! We thought it lost, but that’s only half true. Apologies for the short episode this week, try not to get lost as our technical foul-up creates a mystifying web of conversation! You can...

102: Champagne&Gain from 2014-06-15T07:00

Broadcast live from the Empire State Building’s 102nd floor! In this week’s hot and sweaty outing, we lead with a technical gaffe; the mystery of Hydrox; the various uses of Twitter; LTTP: Twin ...

101: Aurora Boreanaz from 2014-06-08T07:00

An intro to doofery! In this installment, the rigors of completionism; Mario Kart 8 and Koopaling anthroponymy; Dragon Quest VIII frames per second; other notable eights throughout history; fond...

100: I've Got Blammo from 2014-06-01T07:00

Finally operating at 100% capacity! In this thrilling installment, Alex skirts death in the wild; the onsen and Japan Vs. The Foreigners; The Judge Judy Prime Time Special; the Alex & Droopy pil...

099: Monetize My Lunch from 2014-05-18T07:00

Barbara Feldon presents! This week, pain-vomitting; paying for FFXI fan fiction; the first of more poignant NoMoWo Memories; exploring the Wii U; the joys of garlic; Alex reconnects with an old ...

098: Squibs! from 2014-05-04T07:00

This week, Alex is on zero sleep; price gouging at this year’s Belgian Beer Weekend; post-workout injury; Bar Watch: Day 753; homemade limoncello; podcast pet peeves; a microcosm of imagined Fan...

097: Hearth from 2014-04-27T07:00

Huddle up to our fireplace! This week, Ray goes to hanami; shedding the schlub; fun with Japanese movie titles; post-workout snack food copy; Retronauts Stupid Episode 2; a blog revived and FFXI...

096: FUBU Peace Prize from 2014-04-20T07:00

In our ninety-sixth mistake, we perform a brief analysis of KL5; the Today Show; tax season!!; a night out with a good burger and dim bulb; Alex defends HIMYM; this week in Japanese Peace Fetish...

095: Pussy Galoob from 2014-04-13T07:00

It’s our ninety-fifth outing, and sleep is for the weak! This week, a hanami double-header; Nickelodeon’s Japanese presence; Professor Fraioli’s Caffeine 101; suiting up for fun; snack bars and ...

094: Dwayne “The Chan” Johnson from 2014-03-30T07:00

Determine inanity by rolling 9D4! This week, we mourn the loss of a 24-hour stalwart; tweeting the world by storm; two’s company, twelve’s a crowd; thwarted by financial institutions; Alex does ...

093: No Chugging Involved from 2014-03-23T07:00

We’re united in ninety-three! Ray finds unexpected joy at GDC; Alex bombs his money away; the search for more money; take the Intel challenge!; cross-genre missteps; remakes du jour; questions f...

092: Bankin' Onion from 2014-03-16T07:00

The terrible ninety-twos! This week, carelessness at Safeway; car talk; St. Fraioli’s Day x2; the ungifted program; Japan’s peace fetish; reconnecting with an old non-flame; hired and unhired; b...

091: Dravely Befault from 2014-03-09T07:26:38

Ninety-one ways to leave your lover! In this thrill-packed installment, Ray gets a car; Alex loses and finds his wallet; recovering funds from Wally Weasel; backing out of deals in Japan; awkwar...

090: Memerilble from 2014-03-02T08:00

It’s the go-go 90s! This week, the boys discuss No More Whoppers Bingo; SCROLL 11; more tales of bar apprenticeship; Home Alone’s scar on our psyche; the Olympics?! Kind of?!; Vanilla Ice; Al’s ...

089: Spanish Fly from 2014-02-16T08:00

It’s our 89th anniversary! Celebrate with such topics as soundproofing blankets; Alex OTC; Twitter questions (our favorite foods, games, consoles, comedians, podcasts; fear of fun; love; Valenti...

088: It's for Vito from 2014-02-09T08:00

We’re in for some serious shit! In this episode of we talk about pop singer marriage; Norbit; Alex is watching LOST for some reason; talk of at least one Super Bowl commercial and then that’s it...

087: Roundtrimony from 2014-02-02T08:00

Fresh from Vault 87! This week in… iOS games?!; Alex(’s apartment) blacks out; letters to faceless corporations; lying in court; meet hot tank singles in your area!; seminary seminar; first pers...

S08: Fly [REDACTED]! from 2014-01-27T03:22:18

We didn't have a chance to record a proper episode this week, so Alex sat down with childhood friend Brad in a Hilton hotel room to discuss the most disgusting issue of SkyMall ever, pee-floors,...

086: Philip Kablammo from 2014-01-19T08:00

Don’t eighty-six us yet! Al and Ray return from the holiday break with news from Alex’s winter vacation, including the Polar Vortex and its effect on his flights; the latest NMW meetup; presents...

085: Total Masterpiece from 2013-12-22T15:47

85 alive!!! Ray and Alex discuss spelling mistakes; Alex running into some Italians; fried pasta sticks and sealing the deal; limoncello; Kindle bucks; a new variation of movie game; funny voice...

084: Goofus and Galuf from 2013-12-15T08:00

The ’84 NoMoWo Skylark bursts out of the gate with news on a new kind of chip; Alex explains more about his recent emotional pain; bad Dragon Quest ports; lashing out at McDonald’s; MMO crossove...

083: Keillor be Keilled from 2013-12-08T08:00

In 1983, the hosts of history’s greatest podcast were born: Chris Hemsworth and Hikaru Utada. This week, Alex continues the bar search; further adventures in drinkin’ and stinkin’; POS for iOS; ...

082: Dipldocus from 2013-12-01T08:00

In the 82nd precinct, the stakes are higher than ever. Two of its finest take things into their own hands, but first they have a podcast talking about Alex’s continued coughing; Mystery Science ...

081: Jasonx from 2013-11-24T08:00

After exchanging pleasantries, the boys revisit an infamous NES game from decades past; the mystery of key money and a look at corporate cattiness; the ten-minute wedding and a soiled robe; Game...

080: Besto Kiddo from 2013-11-17T08:00

Eighty is greaty, eh! Those dang ol’ Whoppers boys get in a big talk on just what Japan’s problem is (though more intelligently than that sounds); the hot new features of the PlayStation… 3; the...

079: Marc My Summers from 2013-11-10T08:00

Shakedown, NoMoWo 79! This week, Alex and the hat we love to hate; spooky stories to tell in the dark; Halloween barhopping; preempting drama in Astoltia; premature Fan Fun, and the thrilling co...

078: Akira Kurosawa's Ron from 2013-11-03T07:00

Seventy-eight, schmevety-scheight! This episode is fulla goodness, from talk of pizza loops, bar groups, cocaine scoops, and GarageBand loops. And because Alex didn't read the book this week, we...

077: Triple Mussolini from 2013-10-27T07:00

So close to the jackpot! Alex's voice "talents" finally pay off at pub quiz; Ray attends a live show to bid bon voyage to Cinematic Titanic; coping with The Great Transportation Strike; proofrea...

076: Dad Men from 2013-10-20T07:00

We're on the driver's side. In this edition, we dive into the sea of topics and pull out things such as Ray's recent trip to Portland and how to pronounce "NeGcon;" Alex is introduced to wedding...

075: Tray of Scones from 2013-10-13T07:00

The 75 cent Whopper is back! This week, the boys feel a bit under the weather; Alex is late to the altar; Ray prepares for his Portland adventure; a barbecue at work?!; Nagoya continues to swelt...

074: English WIthout Tears 4.0 from 2013-10-06T07:00

74 is not an easy number for puns! Los Whoppers Hermanos talk about having colds; wedding follies; stubborn CEOs; Alex gets a little loopy; the police are called; Evangelion Tres Tres Tres!; Ale...

073: Grandma 3D from 2013-09-29T07:00

73 NMW LFP! This week we delve into Alex's mixology; Vita v. Vita and other game talk; M.O.U.R.N.I.N.G. T.H.E. J.R.P.G.; Alex returns to Astoltia; the particulars of Brazilian pop music; one las...

072: HDMI-Don't Give a Shit from 2013-09-22T07:00

On a bicycle built for seventy-two, we talk about Alex's priestly marathon (not Jason Priestley); twin pizza; the Ray commute; a bar related revelation or two; Alex falls head first into a rant ...

071: Youtube.clom from 2013-09-15T07:00

In 71 AD, the first Fraioli set forth from Rome to bunk over at Baron von Barnholt's stronghold. This week, employment! Alex braves a packed house at Genesis; gearing up for the six-wedding onsl...

070: Ben 10 from 2013-09-08T04:00

Seventy leagues under the sea, this episode is buried in a gold chest. Inside, chat about Mo Rocca; Alex spoiling the movie The Host and lauding Pacific Rim; video game New Yorker cartoons; the ...

0M2: Bridge to 070 from 2013-09-01T14:46:33

We're just in a constant state of sorry, aren't we? Come back for a full episode next week! Legacy listeners will receive one month FREE.

069: MOMA's Family from 2013-08-25T07:00

If this number had any significance in popular culture we'd mention it! Ray happens upon a fabulous prize; Alex is enamored with juice packaging; exiled from the Nintendo Zone; DO NOT USE SLEEP;...

068: Carell Atlas from 2013-08-18T07:00

Improve your gait with 68! in addition to the full report from Alex's family vacation, we have pizza developments; the first NMW meet up in Pittsburgh; flight follies; Allen Carr; overcoming Ani...

S07: A yard and a half from 2013-08-12T02:01

Alex interviews his grandfather Angelo about K-rations, D-Day+1, greenhouses, and morphine. We'll be back with episode 68 next week!

067: Asworstos from 2013-08-04T07:00

It's lucky number slixty-slevin! We bend time in order to bring you a full episode on the tail end of Alex's American vacation, and hit topics such as NEWse Line Is it Anyway; Ray's speech imped...

S06: ACNL in 10 from 2013-07-28T07:00

Desperate for post-Homeland Week content, Alex looks for help in the one friend that has carried him so far for so long now -- his Nintendo 3DS! Please enjoy a short session of Al putzing around...

H10: Homeland Week II Ep. 4 from 2013-07-25T16:46:39

Our yearly journey ends with this fourth episode. Our duo talks the latest old games they played, the dinner they went to, bits on travel anxiety and 7-Eleven (natch), and a bountiful bundle of ...

H09: Homeland Week II Ep. 3 from 2013-07-24T17:25:57

In our penultimate installment, Alex and Ray get deep into the video game talk (well, for this show) by describing the beat-em-ups they've been playing, as well as talk about shower amnesia, LIN...

H08: Homeland Week II Ep. 2 from 2013-07-23T19:04:40

We tumble into Tuesday with a new report of what we did the past day (not much!), what we ate (junk!), and where we're going (nowhere!). Plus, another quick round of The Balcony - that's our new...

H07: Homeland Week II Ep. 1 from 2013-07-22T17:04:07

The second edition of Homeland Week (formerly Arguefest) begins! As is tradition, Alex gives us tales of his arrival to the US, including insane shirts, reverse culture shock, interesting movies...

066: Sudsy from 2013-07-21T07:00

In the mix in 66: Ray tells off the neighbor as best he can; get ready for Homeland Week II!; reports from the Seattle Retro Gaming Expo and the awful potential bar site; Alex attempts to entert...

065: Hoffa-esque from 2013-07-14T07:40

We're 65 and primed to retire! Alex crashes and burns at a pub quiz; Ray's sunsets seemingly Sisyphean SCROLL shipping; our new segment "Sh*t My Alex Says"; helping out at the international scho...

064: Don't Meth With Succeth from 2013-07-07T07:00

64 bits! Of conversation! The next generation of No More Whoppers episodes touches on Kickstarter fulfillment; old game magazines; how not to use IC payment cards in Japan; World Warzes; Final F...

063: Mel Books from 2013-06-30T07:00

Fade in: two ruffians pull into town driving a '63 NMW. Alex lays plans to gay-wed millions; the launch of SCROLL 10; gearing up for the revival of Retronauts; DQX on PC and possible passing of ...

062: Braggin' Quest from 2013-06-23T07:00

Just like there's 62 ways to skin a cat, we do our 62nd way to record a podcast. Ray returns from the E3 gameapalooza with... not much to say about that, but Alex is ready to go off about birthd...

S05: Black to the Smith from 2013-06-16T07:00

In this very special episode, Alex entertains his friend of 50 years, Smoo! These ancient chums discuss the fragile internet cafe; Smoo’s experiences in FFXIV; Alex’s first wedding as a fake pri...

061: Hulk Jet: Goin' Russian from 2013-06-09T07:00

In our 61st soirée, we hit the ground stumbling! The boys discuss wasting away in margheritaville; Alex samples the largest legally available Red Bull in Japan; the health benefits of cranberry ...

060: The Better Part of Valor from 2013-06-02T07:00

60 men enter, two leave! And they can only talk about silly things like a Nihonland Weekend postmortem; chilling tales from Ray's flight; bartender etiquette; organizing the game bar; Alex takes...

0J2: Nihonland Week(end) Episode 2 from 2013-05-26T16:38:31

IT'S DRIPPING EVERYWHERE

0J1: Nihonland Week(end) Episode 1 from 2013-05-25T17:07

We are together. Deal with it.

059: Kawabunga from 2013-05-19T07:00

The original 59th Street Bridge! Alex spreads the good word about WIZ; Ray prepares for his journey to Japan; excitement ramps up for Nihonland Week; Ray attends a cat-video-viewing f...

058: According to Jimmu from 2013-05-12T07:00

What's on the slate for 58? Priestly updates from Al; a two-story tour of the insect museum; Alex versus the door that won't close; latecomer impressions of Marvel's Avengers and non-...

057: Dagmoors and Dirgdods from 2013-05-05T07:00

Presented by Heinz 57! In this episode, an auspicious close for the SCROLL Kickstarter; planning begins for Homeland Week 2; Alex attends a rowdy barbecue; no love for the PS4; our pastor pal's ...

056: James Camera from 2013-04-28T16:15:48

If episode 56 were a tree, what kind of tree would it be? Probably, like, a really big one, that has stuff about Kickstarter; big changes in Al's love life; more dumb priest jokes; more Monkment...

055: Blue Bulls from 2013-04-21T06:00

We can drive 55! This week's spectacle opens with Monkments (pt. I); there's still time to support SCROLL issue 10!; cryptic developments of an unspecified nature; making the leap fro...

054: Monkments from 2013-04-14T07:00

54, where are you? Oh! In this episode, Les Enfants Whopplibe encounters subjects such as Alex's biggest news of the week; more Castlevania talk!!; updates from Al's neighbors at Shad...

053: Diddy Kong Memorial Library from 2013-04-07T07:00

Life begins at 53! This week, Alex pines for Phantasy Star; Ray explores GDC; 1UP's last hurrah; beer-poundin' tat-flashin'; Alex contemplates a life of pretend piety; Metal Gear 5olid, and Mali...

052: Crazy Doors from 2013-03-31T07:00

In chapter 52, the Whoppers Bishonen face the greatest topics of their career: washing machines; landlords; actual Clooney Tunes; fire stories; what we'll haunt after death; Canada; J...

051: Croc-Offs from 2013-03-24T08:20

In our 51st state, we look back fondly on our reminiscings with NoMoWo Memories Memories; go buy SCROLL 09!; Alex's final tearful goodbyes; a move aided by 80's comedian lookalikes; life without...

050: A Fine Mess of Alex from 2013-03-17T07:00

It's No More Whoppers' fiftieth episode, but we have no time to celebrate and get right down to business as usual: Alex's good news re: moving; Strip Fight Club; Ray has a tantrum; a visit from ...

049: Coffee Bloke from 2013-03-10T08:00

It's Spring, and pollen is in the air! Alex signs a fresh lease for an ancient apartment; a sabbatical for X in 10; the cutest assassination attempt ever; a shameless excercise in running out th...

048: Gum is Up from 2013-03-03T08:00

A packed week faces our Whopper duo, and the discussion begins with a PlayStation 4 extravaganza (maybe); the further adventures of Alex's moving woes (feels like only last year); and mixed reco...

047: Brassmasters from 2013-02-24T08:00

NoMoWo 47: A tradition of excellence. Alex continues to wind down the school year; Ray debuts a slew of touching No More Whoppers memories; Alex scouts a new apartment; Ray suffers a coddling by...

046: Vegeta Island from 2013-02-17T08:00

NoMoWo is ready to ro' into a forty-sixth exploration of disposable subjects including the end of the school year and Alex missing the "good school;" the finer points of organizing flash cards; ...

045: Movaltine from 2013-02-10T08:00

Our tenacious forty-fifth episode involves talk of another live comedy performance; the dos and don'ts of opening an onigiri; Alex resists a clingy vice-principal; Ray plays super-sle...

044: Sassy Ryder from 2013-02-03T08:00

Our referential forty-fourth episode is like looking into a prism and seeing the wonderful colorful fragments of topics such as migraines; the real reason Alex's school keeps the windows open in...

043: Boy, Comma Hell from 2013-01-27T08:00

Our forty-third misappropriation of time begins with Alex's highly-anticipated report on the town kite festival; the boys reflect on winter weather and a chilly marathon; TGI Weekdays features t...

042: But Hey, Kites from 2013-01-20T08:00

In our progressive forty-second episode, Alex details TGI-Effortless and plenty of Batman details; Ray supercharges his PC; tangental talk about media prices; press conferences for the ages; a r...

041: Media Missing from 2013-01-13T08:00

Our jangly forty-first episode shows 2013 what's what! Ray renders judgment on X in 10; the final(?) verdict on 7-11; Alex paints a vivid Christmas picture (raid on the storage unit, a trip to P...

S04: You're Also Family from 2013-01-06T08:00

Regular episodes return next week! So here's Alex and his sister goofing around like putzes for 52 minutes. The Sistercast covers such diverse topics as the names of midwestern US cities; the in...

S03: Best of Whoppers Prime from 2012-12-30T08:00

We may be on vacation, but we've culled some highlights from our Earth Prime counterparts to create a Frankensteinian best of! A much more civil Alex and Ray brainstorm ideas for thei...

040: Nom de Plume from 2012-12-23T08:00

In our chilly fortieth episode, Alex and Ray plumb the depths of topics such as our favorite podemy comcasts; the public's favorite ways to mishear "Ray;" webcam brainstorming; reveng...

039: Race Car Futon from 2012-12-16T08:00

In our finest thirty-ninth episode, Alex investigates a potential Looper scenario and complains about his workplace (again); the controversial 7-Eleven opens its doors to an enticed Ray; more X-...

038: Mavis Beavis from 2012-12-09T08:00

Our virtual thirty-eighth episode reveals our holiday plans (or lack thereof); Alex recalls the case of the missing Suikoden; new ups and downs of joblessness; Al gives us a new chapter of his d...

037: Guidar from 2012-12-02T08:00

Our thirty-seventh episode has us still running tepid! Ray opens with some appreciation for listener concern; Alex voluntarily watches more of those X-Mans movies; a surprise visit by...

036: Bigfoot Symposium from 2012-11-25T08:00

Our peak thirty-sixth episode enters the kumite and leaves with discussion of yet another 7-Eleven update; yet another adventure in local theatre; Alex's faux pas follies; said Alex's disjointed...

035: Cheaper Than Therapy from 2012-11-18T08:00

Our soul-searching thirty-fifth episode opens with an ode to the tote; a sinister story of stalking by spider; Alex delivers his concession speech to the Wii U; further discussion of Game Shop; ...

034: Alccountant from 2012-11-11T08:00

Our municipal thirty-fourth episode is a cavalcade of discussion: Ray reports new information from the 7-Eleven hearing; Alex reports new information about the spider web; trials and ...

033: Racist Frankenstein from 2012-11-04T07:00

Our breezy thirty-third episode sees Ray minus a laptop; unfortunate news on the 7-Eleven front [not really, if you listen to the next episode]; Alex's insistence on Spooky Sundays; recollection...

032: Spooky Sundays from 2012-10-28T07:00

In our splendiferous thirty-second episode, we run down many goings-on in our lives, including controversial new developments in the local 7-Eleven; tips on dodging exotic Asian spiders; how Ale...

031: It is Indeed Corn from 2012-10-21T07:00

Our blockbusting thirty-first episode opens as Alex attacks 'Just For Laughs: Gags' for no real reason; Ray's decadent power strip lifestyle; further developments on the Al-Bar; the long-awaited...

030: Muammar Whoppers from 2012-10-14T07:00

Our gobstopping thirtieth episode covers everything from Alex's cold, X in 10 in 10; convenience store-borne xenophobia; the horror of Al's beard; the least excited praise for Freaks ...

029: Pure Sodium Diamond from 2012-10-07T07:00

Our windswept twenty-ninth episode sees a new convenience store on the horizon for Ray; Alex journeys to Nagoya (again) for business and pleasure; Ray reorganizes his games; we really s...

028: Something Brown from 2012-09-30T07:00

In our lascivious twenty-eighth episode, we learn about Alex triggering LMFAO's downfall; a never-before-told Homeland Week story (for good reason); new developments in Japanese kids saying the ...

027: Shut Up or Die Hard from 2012-09-23T07:00

Our tense twenty-seventh episode opens with Listen

026: Energy Kink from 2012-09-16T07:00

In our commando twenty-sixth episode, we discuss Alex's steps forward in ...

025: Hypervigilantism from 2012-09-09T07:00

In our magical twenty-fifth episode, we celebrate with the Homeland Week Epilogue; doubling down on (some) drops; this week in Pringles; the boys' in air conditioning; the return of o...

S02: You're Family from 2012-09-02T07:07

In this post-Homeland Week special, we present a recent recording of Alex and his dad Paul, who talks about his storied history with board games and the few video RPGs he played along...

H06: Homeland Week Ep. 6 from 2012-08-26T22:38:57

A cliffhanger that will leave you devastated! Day 6 of Homeland Week finds our heroes reflecting on a thrilling week spent gaming and blaming; the week in food; one last round of listener thanks...

H05: Homeland Week Ep. 5 from 2012-08-26T04:40:38

Day 5 of Homeland Week finds our heroes recovering from a harrowing visit to the post office; the inevitable trip to a specific hamburger-sandwich chain; shades of therapy; listener appreciation...

H04: Homeland Week Ep. 4 from 2012-08-25T05:58:57

It's day 4 of Homeland Week! Alex and Ray tell the tale of their eventful pilgrimage to Ikea; Alex makes headway on convincing his mom that a video game bar won't fail; listener thanks, and some...

H03: Homeland Week Ep. 3 from 2012-08-24T05:01:27

Homeland Week: Day 3 delivers a rousing recap of the boys' gaming and burger journey; a deep look into the unblinking eye of Bad Internet; listener thanks, Overnerds, and a dramatic reading of a...

H02: Homeland Week Ep. 2 from 2012-08-23T05:16:57

Day 2 of Homeland Week finds the boys recovering from a journey into the city; Alex's in-flight clumsiness and expert shark evasion tips, plus the requisite listener thanks! This podcast is elig...

H01: Homeland Week Episode 1 from 2012-08-22T05:09:54

It's Homeland Week here at the No More Whoppers compound! We start it off with Alex's travel woes before discussing video gaming in a safe, secure environment; a soundboard power struggle; long ...

S01: Failed Sponsor Promos from 2012-08-12T07:00

With Alex unable to record because he's busy sipping mai tais on the deck of an extravagant beachside property (one-third true), we thought we'd use this week to give you a rare exploration of t...

024: Deathbed Confessional from 2012-08-05T07:00

Our glistening twenty-fourth episode is a cornucopia of discussion, including Fuhhh yeah, FFXI; how Dark Knight Rises may improve Alex's life; another visit from our robot pal; one of...

023: Low-Hanging Fruitality from 2012-07-29T07:00

In our tolerable twenty-third episode, we follow up with Angelic developments; Alex loses his long-standing battle with humidity; adventures on the FFXI test server with 100,000,000 gil in party...

022: Nefarious Humpback from 2012-07-22T07:00

In our generational twenty-second episode, Ray follows up on his MiFi folly; we discuss classic food science wonders; talking about going home at a reasonable hour like two old men; new procrast...

021: Pepsi Necks from 2012-07-15T07:02:48

In our tremendous twenty-first episode, Ray braves the out-of-doors and is shaken by what he finds; Alex recounts his origin after being unable to produce a certificate of live birth; the boys a...

020: Grammar Interpol from 2012-07-08T07:00

In our spectacular twentieth episode, we discuss the most topical of topics, including impressions of Ray's new iron; Alex's kickin' new drop; new McDonald's stories from Alex *and* Ray; Windows...

019: Citation Bleeded from 2012-07-01T07:00

In our milestone nineteenth episode, Alex entertains a childhood chum until the wee hours; Ray bumbles into buying a new iron in lieu of a second 3DS; Alex dives head first into Diablo 3 and exp...

018: Clooney Tunes from 2012-06-24T07:00

Our independent eighteenth episode features all the NMW staples you've come to love: Alex drinkin' and ladykillin'; a segment where we keep talking about last week's stuff; Ray ranting about som...

017: Queen of Quong from 2012-06-17T07:00

Our sigh-filled seventeenth episode turns out to be the real mega episode we thought we'd have last time. Ray reports back from E3 with tales of love, loss, and embarrassment for our fellow man;...

016: Kit Kat Macchiato from 2012-06-10T07:00

Our sumptuous sixteenth episode reveals that Alex is now a bum (again); a triumphant return to Vana'diel; Ray's self-imposed hydration challenge; news from the gaming world leads to an examinati...

015: Ant Killah from 2012-06-03T07:00

Our facile fifteenth episode opens with a disgusting act of invertebrate murder; Alex bemoans the state of outsourced bill-pay; poignant observations about Japanese naming conventions; a new seg...

014: Show About Nothing from 2012-05-27T07:51:19

In our sober fourteenth episode, we tackle subjects such as new computer accessories; finding time for Diablo III; Ray's garden mishap; hey, weren't those Nickelodeon shows great?!?; Alex screws...

013: Bare Minimum Shame from 2012-05-20T07:00

Our lucky thirteenth episode opens with some light game talk; apologies punctuated by plugs; Alex trades one smoke for another; home maintenance and other tips for country living; the tale of th...

012: Chilled Ass from 2012-05-13T07:14:27

In our caffeine-fueled twelfth episode, we discuss Alex's further adventures in illness; confusing Bronson Pinchot's roles; classic television and kid komedy; confusing Brad Garrett's sexuality;...

011: Mandolin Special from 2012-05-06T07:14:57

After a brief outage, we return! Our electrifying eleventh episode finds Alex's eyes swimming in disease; Ray goes to Taco Bell; out and about in Kota and requisite Japanicana; Alex is a quitter...

0M1: Pleasant Valley Dog Walkers from 2012-04-22T07:12

A rookie mistake led to a terrible recording of what would have been NMW #011, but that's OK, since it probably wasn't that great anyway. Nevertheless, we didn't want to leave you in the dark, s...

010: Cognitive Fancy from 2012-04-15T07:00

Our tense tenth episode dips toes in such subjects as an addendum to last week's Rifftrax talk (which amounts to another half-hour segment); Alex's new apartment of spookiness and plumbing excit...

009: Fumdazzled from 2012-04-08T07:07:08

Our longwinded ninth episode includes Alex gearing up for his life-changing move; escalating convenience store wars; Tweet Theory continued; NewsRadio concluded; Guy Who Doesn't Understand Wikip...

008: Get Loko from 2012-04-01T07:01

In our sneezy eighth episode, we discuss where Alex is REALLY moving to; an FF9 progress update; why Alex doesn't want Ray near his family; energy drink safety; a new dramatic reading of snack f...

007: Quitting Fee from 2012-03-25T07:04

Our scintillating seventh episode explores the halls of Charles Edwin Cheese and his delights; a fiery new energy drink that indirectly injures Alex; more news on the errant Italiano'...

006: Timmy Fallout from 2012-03-18T07:03

Our sixth soft-eating episode catches up on such current events as the Game Developers Conference and the insufferable nerds within it; more Japanese misadventures with Alex; talking about NewsR...

005: Abuse of Power from 2012-03-11T08:03

In our distressed fifth episode, Alex takes our drops to new levels -- very, very low levels. Then we manage to talk about Microsoft Flight, Alex's blog, Alex's moving preparations, and what The...

004: American Experience from 2012-03-04T08:03

Our heated fourth episode touches on issues of staying awake for a day, butler cafes, video games!!!, Kraft Milk Bites, and a conversation about Downton Abbey that expands into talk about the ap...

003: @Official_Malon from 2012-02-26T08:00

Our sorrowful third episode begins with a round of apologies for our past transgressions, continues with Alex's "wonderful" new career news, and also includes us being mean to Nintendo nerds. Th...

002: Pi22a Man from 2012-02-19T08:00

In our loagy second episode, we discuss some new iPhone games (well, Ray does), our opinions on Frankie Muniz's first superhero role, Alex's French connection, and an extended period of whining ...

001: Sprinkle Spangbus from 2012-02-12T05:00

In our first intimate episode, we waste no time with the typical podcast tropes: Strained references, tittering at ourselves, and thoughtful questions like: do you remember that one c...