Podcasts by No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

S7E19 - A Little Bit of a Lot of Dialogue from 2023-12-07T00:00

We solve Ramuh’s reading comprehension puzzle, so he agrees to become Dagger’s Eidolon. Then we watch in horror as Queen Brahne destroys Lindblum. How could she have done this?

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S7E18 - Can You Grok That, Mate? from 2023-11-30T00:00

It’s the big return to Alexandria. We gotta rescue Dagger before Brahne beheads her. Will we make it in time? It’s the return of the timer. 30 minutes on the clock.

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S7E17 - Reborn Solid Silicone Sasquatch Bigfoot Hybrid Baby from 2023-11-23T00:00

We fail to find bananas. Then we dance the ancient dance of Darude’s Sandstorm. Then the tornado disappears, and we’ve got to defend Cleyra from an attack.

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S7E16 - Potatoes Today from 2023-11-16T00:00

We start day 4 by getting tense about breakfast and going to the supermarket. Then we explore Cleyra, making our way up the trunk and eventually fighting an antlion.

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S7E15 - Bookenhagen from 2023-11-09T00:00

We talk to Dr. Tot, who shows us the Gargan Roo, which takes us back to Alexandria Castle. Then we pick up with Zidane and company, who head toward the city of Cleyra.

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S7E14 - Losers Who Want Attention from 2023-11-02T00:00

We enter the Dark City of Treno, and begin active time eventing our way around, looking for supersoft. Eventually, we meet Dr. Tot.

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S7E9 - 17 Things I Wish I Knew Before I Started the Boxing Reflex Ball from 2023-09-28T00:00

Burmecia is under attack. We must go there with Freya to save the city! But Dagger has other plans. Then we fart around on the world map, playing with a puzzle ball and reflex ball.

S7E8 - Hot for Lowell from 2023-09-21T00:00

We continue exploring the grand city of Lindblum. We find our old Tantalus hideout, chase around an actor named Lowell, go out on a ledge with Dagger, and finally participate in the Festival of ...

S7E7 - Big in Lindblum from 2023-09-14T00:00

We make it to the grand city of Lindblum, and meet the Cid of this game. He’s been turned into a bug. We explore the big city, and meet Zidane’s old friend Freya. Then we learn about the festiva...

S7E6 - I Exist Only to Kill from 2023-09-07T00:00

It’s day 2, and we start out by making breakfast, a twist on Matty Matheson’s bologna bowl. Ryan brings the legendarily bad player’s guide, so we dive into that nonsense. Then we finally get out...

S7E5 - Gee Whiz, a Windmill from 2023-08-31T00:00

We make it to the town of Dali, and get hit by a series of Active Time Events. Why is everyone so interested in Vivi? What’s the deal with this cat? Why does this game want to stop us so much? V...

S7E4 - Food Brain from 2023-08-24T00:00

We take on the Ice Cave, which is completely overrun with ice. After fighting the Black Waltz 1, we find Final Fantasy school number 2. Also, Jeff makes slider sandwiches.

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S7E3 - A Lot of World Map Out Here from 2023-08-17T00:00

It’s time to find the princess and escape the Evil Forest. We kill the mother Rosebug, which causes everything including Blank to get completely petrified. Outside Evil Forest, the gang takes st...

S7E2 - Alter Reality by Speaking from 2023-08-10T00:00

The crew of Tantalus continues the consensual kidnapping of Princess Garnet during the big annual performance of “I Want to Be Your Canary”. There’s stage fights on stage fights, and no one know...

S7E1 - Full Whimsy from 2023-08-03T00:00

It’s finally time to play Final Fantasy IX! In the Kingdom of Alexandria, we meet an ensemble of disparate characters, all excited to see or perform in the big play “I Want to Be Your Canary”. C...

Season 7 Pregame from 2023-07-27T00:00

It’s time to pregame. Get hyped with us to start a gigantic adventure as we prepare to begin playing Final Fantasy IX! We’ve got cameras on our heads this season, so we recorded the morning of t...

Prelaunch Celebration from 2023-06-21T00:01

Hey guys, wanted to update you all on our upcoming season’s premiere date, and talk about some of the Final Fantasy stuff going on right now. We got the chance to attend the FFXVI prelaunch cele...

S7 Updates, Delays, and Preview from 2023-05-15T00:00

Hey guys, been too long since we rapped at ya. Wanted to update you all on the upcoming season, talk about mognet messages, and drop a trailer. Season will start airing in late July or early Aug...

Prototype from 2022-10-20T00:00

A test episode for the new video version as we shake off the rust and work out the kinks for the next season. We also update you guys on what’s been going on in our lives, and play some Fallout ...

S6BE16 - There’s Nothing You Can Do Now, Game from 2022-10-13T00:01

We beat Omega Weapon and finally finish looking at Final Fantasy 8.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: http://etsy....

S6BE14 - Plussed Either Way from 2022-09-29T00:01

We start getting the cards we lost back on the Ragnarok.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: http://...

S6BE11 - This Is Not About My Satisfaction from 2022-09-08T00:01

We finish the  Queen of Cards quest, get as many cards as we can, and put the game down for a little while.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat<...

S6BE10 - How Long Have You Known About This from 2022-09-01T00:01

Have you heard of Jeni’s homemade ice cream?   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpod...

S6BE9 - You Must Do This 5 Times from 2022-08-25T00:01

We chase the Queen of Cards around the world, trying to give her cards. Also we find out about future FF7 Remake plans.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/...

S6BE8 - Where Does 2 Begin from 2022-08-18T00:01

We take on the Chocobo forests to get the Chicobo card.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: http...

S6BE6 - Take Me Out of the Final Fantasy from 2022-08-04T00:01

We get our Ifrit card back, and then go chase down Pupu the alien.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: Listen

S6BE4 - The Cost of Doing Business from 2022-07-21T00:01

We try to get rid of random in Deling City.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodc...

S6BE3 - A Queen of Cards from 2022-07-14T00:01

We do the card club quest, then break for a night, then make it morning again.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: Listen

S6BE1 - Dawn of Debacle from 2022-06-30T00:01

We begin the bonus content for Final Fantasy VIII! We start by trying to begin the card club quest. This whole thing turned into a genuine journey. The pace of this all will be very slow. Hope you ...

Updates, SGDQ, FF7 Rebirth and More from 2022-06-23T00:00

Hey guys, wanted to update you all about next season, discuss our reactions to FF7 Rebirth, and talk to Hans Rinderknecht about his upcoming speedrun race of FF6 Worlds Collide at SGDQ. Hope you...

S6E43 - That Time Is Gone from 2021-09-30T00:00

It’s time to go beat this game! We see the big finale of FF8 and then decompress from an insane experience.

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S6E42 - Old Fashioned Time Wasting from 2021-09-23T00:00

We restart and take on Ultimecia’s Castle. Then we try our hand at Omega weapon, and decide to beat this game.

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S6E41 - The Whole Thing Was Stupid from 2021-09-16T00:00

Disk 4 opens with a boss fight against Adel, and then hold onto your hats cause it’s time for time compression. Turns out Ultimecia’s Castle is full of bosses and puzzles.

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S6E40 - The Things Halley Knows from 2021-09-09T00:00

We do all the final preparations for the finale and head to the end of disk 3! It’s time to confront Seifer, y’know?

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S6E39 - Look at How Strong Our Squall Is from 2021-09-02T00:00

It’s time to take on the mobile deep sea research facility! Behind Bahamut lies a puzzle of steam. And behind that is one of the superbosses! Join us for some endgame fun.

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S6E38 - Best Errand in the Game from 2021-08-26T00:00

First we slash our achilles heel. Then we do the Obel Lake side quest, which is a delight. Then we try to get Squall’s ultimate weapon.

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S6E28 - Ellone, Not Now from 2021-06-17T00:00

We make it to Esthar, and all pass out to see another Laguna dream. A bunch of important concepts get introduced very suddenly. Welcome to the third act.

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S6E27 - What’s the Point of a Collectible Card Game? from 2021-06-10T00:00

We finally make it to the White Seed Ship, and then set a course for Esthar. But first we do a few side quests. Then we find out how to set a course for Esthar.

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S6E26 - It Was Long and Boring but We Did It from 2021-06-03T00:00

We go get the quest to find the White Seed Ship, but on the way we find an ancient ruin full of secrets. So we get ourselves a couple new girlfriends.

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S6E25 - See Me After Class, Game from 2021-05-27T00:00

We enter the private card room in Dollet to get the Siren card. Then we search the world aimlessly because the game is confused about what we should do next. Eventually, we have another dream. Listen

S6E24 - Sidequests Galore from 2021-05-20T00:00

Disk 3 begins and we go find Cid and Edea to demand some answers we will never get. Then we try to abolish the scourge of Random, and run into a few sidequests.

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S6E23 - Good Riddance from 2021-05-13T00:00

We take the fight to Galbadia Garden in the big disk 2 finale! It’s finally time to fight Seifer, and then, it’ll finally be time to fight Seifer.

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S6E16 - Ellone’s Not Here, Man from 2021-03-25T00:00

After crashing into their city, we explore FH and meet Mayor Dobe. Will we bring violence to this town? And if we do, will violence then also solve our problems? Also, where the hell are Selphie...

S6E15 - I Feel Centered from 2021-03-18T00:00

We go to question Cid, but his answers leave us with more questions. Then we give Ellone to Edea’s SeeDs, and crash into a sea town.

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S5E9 - I Paid In Time to Watch Pixels Move from 2020-07-30T00:01

We meet Layla who sabotages us, so we take her ship, but then we ask her to join us cause why not. Then we make it to the Tropical Cave to find an item we don’t know we need yet. We spend some t...

S5E8 - Booty Call from 2020-07-23T00:01

We take on the Warship, do some meditation, discuss Picard, watch Booty Call, and wind up having a great moment in gaming! Also, a few fun facts to tell your kids.

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S5E7 - I’m Learning Nothing from 2020-07-16T00:01

We get Gordon and start leveling him so we can take on Kashoun Keep. We talk some more about a world where dogs have hands, get the Sunflame, and then try to get to the Chocobo Forest…

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S5E6 - Hands for Dogs from 2020-07-09T00:01

It’s time to learn how to properly level up in this game, which is mentally taxing. Some people let themselves onto Jeff’s patio, we discuss a world where dogs have hands, and then we try to tak...

S5E5 - 10 Reasons to Play FF2 from 2020-07-02T00:01

We take on the Ice Cave and get the Goddess Bell, which lets us go to Kashoun to get the Egil Torch to get the Sunflame so we can use the Pass to destroy the Warship. We meet Gordon, who we alre...

S5E4 - How Are There Still Video Games from 2020-06-25T00:01

It’s day 2 of play and we gotta get the Pass to get onto the Warship. But then we find out we need to get the Goddess Bell to get the Egil Torch to carry the Sunflame so we can then use that Pas...

S5E3 - Sometimes You Don’t Say from 2020-06-18T00:01

We check out the extremely slow moving world map and begin exploring the area with a bunch of towns! We meet Cid, experiment with a Sodastream, and read a calendar of nice Jewish guys! Also we g...

S5E2 - That’s Not Something We Know from 2020-06-11T00:01

We begin reading about the insane depths this game’s leveling system will take us to. We didn’t talk to everyone twice, so we explore around and get shut down at every turn. Will this be what th...

S5E1 - Nothing to Learn from 2020-06-04T00:01

We set out on yet another adventure, but this time we aren’t too excited, because we played Final Fantasy II!! Will we be able to even figure out how to play this game? Will it be the one that fina...

BONUS - Final Fantasy VII Remake from 2020-05-04T00:01

Jeff and Ryan played Final Fantasy VII Remake, and wanted to get their thoughts out about this incredible new game! Go watch our full unedited playthrough on youtube at Listen

S4E45 - Armin Shimerman’s Birthday Episode from 2020-01-30T00:01

It’s time to go back to the Gelnika to level up more. Once we have another mime, we try again to beat Emerald Weapon. You’re so settled at this point, you might be unsettled… but just settle som...

S4E44 Part 2 - Never Grind for Another Man from 2020-01-23T01:00

The true grind continues until we level up our materia enough to give Emerald Weapon a try. So we do! Are you settled in yet?

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S4E43 - We Took That Week and We Lit It on Fire from 2020-01-16T00:01

We learn the truth of Emerald Weapon’s power, so it’s time to figure out the best way to level. Settle in.

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S4E42 - Back to Gelnika from 2020-01-09T00:01

It’s time to grind out some limit breaks to teach Cloud Omnislash so we can go back to the Battle Square and waste more time getting a Final Attack materia…

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S4E41 - Sometimes You’re Just Stuck with Lemons from 2020-01-02T00:01

It’s time for Battle Square! How long will it take? How many tissues will wind up in our inventory? W-Summon is 64 thousand battle points???

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S4E40 - A Little Materia and a Dream from 2019-12-26T00:01

It’s a week later, and it’s time to grind. We’re beginning to get to know the Gelnika really well. Just gotta get ready for that battle arena.

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S4E37 - You Did Not Oversell This from 2019-12-05T00:01

We get the normal treasure and head back to Midgar for some final weapons. Then we pick up some quests from the Kalm Traveler. We’re not ready for Emerald Weapon, so we begin the process of unde...

S4E36 - A Limited Number of Bugs and Frogs from 2019-11-28T00:01

We fight Ultimate Weapon, who we have to chase all around the map. Then he paves the way to one of the most frustrating jungles in video games. We also finally figure out limit breaks.

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S4E35 - The Disk of Grinds from 2019-11-21T00:01

It’s the final day at the cabin so let’s go to the grocery store and load up on necessities! Then we start disk 3 by accidentally entering the final dungeon. So we reset and check out Cosmo Cany...

S4E34 - Return to Midgar from 2019-11-14T00:01

It’s time to head back to Midgar for the big disk 2 finale! Let’s grab a megaphone! Let’s kill everyone in Shinra! Let’s bust open that force field in the north! Join us, as disk 2 comes to an a...

S4E33 - Alright Clownfish, I've Got the Key from 2019-11-07T00:01

It’s the final day at the cabin and Ryan is feeling really sick. We get the key of the ancients! We find someone named Lucrecia in a waterfall! We use the music box of television! Then it’s time...

S4E32 - Materia Forever from 2019-10-31T00:01

It’s time to do the pagoda in Wutai and learn about Yuffie’s relationship with her dad! Then we go to sleep, and Ryan wakes up sick. So we start searching underwater.

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S4E31 - I Have the Scales of the Sea God So I Can Walk In the Fire Tunnel from 2019-10-24T00:01

We learn the clues we need to find the key of the ancients, but get sidetracked when Yuffie steals all our materia and starts hiding around her hometown! Can we find her? Or an old friend? Or sh...

S4E30 - Chekhov's Rocket from 2019-10-17T00:01

We make it to Rocket Town and finish baking a potato. Then we go to space! We try to blow up the meteor! Will we survive re-entry? Find out this week!

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S4E29 - The Biggest Little City In the World from 2019-10-10T00:01

Cloud is back together, so it’s time to head to Junon and get the huge materia from the underwater reactor! Jeff reads some local articles while Ryan loses to a boss. Then we play a submarine vi...

S4E28 - It's Not Just Stockholm Syndrome from 2019-10-03T00:01

It’s time for the big lifestream episode! Can we get the truth from Cloud’s memories? Can we put Cloud’s mind back together? And what is Tifa holding secret? Could this game actually make sense?...

S4E27 - How Could This Be Happen? from 2019-09-26T00:01

Get ready for a train ride followed by more aimless wandering! Mideel has some good weapons and stuff, so let’s go spend all our money at Fort Condor again. There’s huge materia all over the pla...

S4E26 - Can't Land Here from 2019-09-19T00:01

We take a trip around the world, looking for what to do next! Fort Condor? Chocobo breeding? Huge materia? It could be anything!

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Tifa wakes up from a week long coma, only to be put in a public execution! But Weapon attacks and we escape on an airship! The tyranny of disk 1 is over.

S4E24 - Class of Jenova from 2019-09-05T00:01

We challenge the ice cliff and make it to the big reunion! There’s a tornado of insanity at the center of a crater in the north, and everyone’s coming. What will get unleashed here? How bad can ...

S4E23 - What Is Weapon? from 2019-08-29T00:01

It’s the start of disk 2! We leave the City of the Ancients and climb up to Snow Town. We learn about Weapon, Professor Gast’s past, and Aeris’s birth! Then we hop on a snowboard and immediately...

S4E22 - Is This When It Happens? from 2019-08-22T00:01

We get the Lunar Harp and unlock the Forest of the Ancients, leading the way to the City of the Ancients. What will happen down here? It is, finally, the end of disk one.

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S4E21 - The Minigame Temple from 2019-08-15T00:01

It’s time to take on the Temple of the Ancients, a dungeon with a ton of crappy, difficult parts! We meet the time guardian, fight a wall, and watch a close friend sacrifice himself for our bene...

S4E20 - Enchantment Night from 2019-08-08T00:01

It’s time for a date with Aeris! Let’s participate in a play! Let’s ride a confusing gondola! Let’s get betrayed by the one person we know is working for the bad guys! Also, Jeff gets confused b...

S4E19 - There’s Too Many Casinos In this Casino from 2019-08-01T00:01

We need to find the keystone, and some rich guy has it, so we wander the world aimlessly! We find some hidden secrets! We race more chocobos! Come hang out!

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S4E18 - Get Some Goddamned Tea! from 2019-07-25T00:01

We finally make it to Rocket Town and find the most belligerent spaceship captain you could imagine! Why is he so mean? His dreams were crushed. But he was mean before that too. Anyway, we take ...

S4E17 - We’re Here for the Reunion from 2019-07-18T00:01

We make it to Nibelheim and it’s not burned down! We get an invitation to the reunion, so we go into the Shinra mansion and start trying to figure out how to open a safe. Then we look in the bas...

S4E16 - Put This Under Your Tongue from 2019-07-11T00:01

Welcome to Cosmo Canyon, where the secrets of the universe are kept! We meet Bugenhagen, and he teaches us all about Red XIII’s past. Apparently Red’s name was actually Nanaki, and he’s a very o...

S4E15 - Ice 2 Be Back Doing Business 2gether from 2019-07-04T00:01

We find the town of Gongaga, meet the Turks again and find out who they’re shipping for, then finally make it to Cosmo Canyon before ending the night. But wait, there’s more! Join us for breakfa...

S4E14 - The Inside Track at the Track from 2019-06-27T00:01

Continuing the exploration of the Gold Saucer, we fall deep into a gambling addiction cycle, and eventually get blamed for a massacre. So we get thrown into Corel prison, where Barret has some d...

S4E13 - The Fapping of Wings from 2019-06-20T00:01

We make it to the Gold Saucer, but don’t have enough money to get in, so it’s grind time. Then we begin the exploration of this ridiculous casino, learning a bit about Barret’s past, meeting a c...

S4E12 - Members of SAILOR from 2019-06-13T00:01

We’re in disguise as Shinra naval officers, hitching a ride to the new world. But Sephiroth or his ghost or something shows up and we have to fight his mom’s arm? Anyway, we make it to beautiful...

S4E11 - Lunch from 2019-06-06T00:01

Welcome to an intermission. Come eat Sloppy Joe’s with us. It’s a delicious meat sludge! We also discuss the game experience so far, what humanity is up to, and remember a Rodney Dangerfield mov...

S4E10 - An Opportunity to Be Beavis and Butthead from 2019-05-30T00:01

We finally make it to Junon, a two tier city with poor people on the bottom and military on top. Cloud makes Mr. Dolphin jump for him after performing CPR on a little girl. Then we make it to th...

S4E9 - Stockholm Syndrome Is Setting In from 2019-05-23T00:01

After making it through the cave and saying hello to the Turks, we discover a tower with a giant bird on top. What is this place? Why do they need our money? Can we help them? Hang on a second… ...

S4E8 - Follow the Bird from 2019-05-16T00:01

A new day dawns with a jarring children’s music video that will set the tone for the morning. We eat an extremely unhealthy breakfast, do the dishes, and then get down to business. Can we catch ...

S4E7 - Memory Mansion from 2019-05-09T00:01

It’s time for the big flashback that explains what this game is all about. Cloud and Sephiroth are in Nibelheim, and Tifa is going to guide them up the mountain to a reactor. But when Sephiroth ...

S4E6 - The Sword in the President's Back from 2019-05-02T00:01

We find the President of Shinra Incorporated is dead! But his son is taking over and he’s even worse. So we escape the building on a motorcycle and a minivan, and finally breathe fresh air for t...

S4E5 - An Item to Come Back For from 2019-04-25T00:01

We make our way up through the frustrating puzzle floors of the Shinra building. Who would build a place like this? Working here must suck. Anyway, we eventually find Hojo’s “experiment” on Aeri...

S4E4 - Man of Stealth from 2019-04-18T00:01

It’s time to make the big climb from the bottom of society to the absolute top. Can we jump to a bar? Will these stairs ever end? Can we make it to the top? GIVE ME A KEYCARD!

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S4E3 - An Avalanche of Metal from 2019-04-11T00:01

It’s time to dress Cloud up as a woman and con our way into a “dilettante’s” bedroom. But he’s one step ahead of us with a trap door that leads to a sewer. So we pick ourselves up by the bootstr...

S4E2 - Get in the Car! from 2019-04-04T00:01

Let’s go grocery shopping and eat breakfast, then start the game! Aeris’s mom wants us to ghost her, so we try to sneak past her bedroom at night… but she catches up to us anyway. We walk throug...

S4E1 Part 2 - Our Plan Isn't Going to Plan from 2019-03-28T01:30

We wake up and head to Final Fantasy school to learn all about save points. Then we blow up another Mako reactor, meet President Shinra, and fight his floor buffer. After that Cloud falls off a ...

S4E1 Part 1 - A Game for Grown Ass Teenagers from 2019-03-28T00:01

The epic adventure of Final Fantasy VII begins in a dark cyberpunk city controlled by an evil energy company. Can our group of terrorists blow up their oil rigs? Or will this game be too difficu...

Season 4 Pregame from 2019-03-21T00:01

Get ready for Final Fantasy VII! Come pregame with us and get drunk on excitement, as we embark on the journey to the journey. We’ll discuss our knowledge of the game going into it, what the pla...

S3E25 Part 2 - The Light of Judgement from 2018-12-13T01:00

Part 2 of the season finale! It’s time to fix the world, defeat this nihilist clown, and reach resolution! Then we look back and take stock of this insane, epic experience that was Final Fantasy...

S3E25 Part 1 - Pushing the Hairs Up from 2018-12-13T00:01

It’s part 1 of the season finale! We have a final meal before the final dungeon, and then get down to business. But then we remember there’s one last thing to do, so we give ourselves blue balls...

S3E24 - Cleaning Up the Memory Palace from 2018-12-06T00:01

Deep into clean up, we’re finally ready to take on the Magic Tower for real. But first we meet Duncan, a guy we thought was dead.

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S3E23 - Dream, You Son of a Bitch! from 2018-11-29T00:01

It’s the big Shadow episode! Will he dream? Are there two Shadows? Or is he just a terrible father? All will be explored!

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S3E22 - But We Beat Him Though... from 2018-11-22T00:01

Get ready to watch auction after auction after auction. Then we do Owzer’s house of nonsense. Then it’s time to take on the Magic Tower, but are we really ready for that? No, we’re not. But that...

S3E21 - It's a Double Puzzle Situation from 2018-11-15T00:01

We get all geared up to go do the Magic Tower, but end up sidetracked by accidentally entering the Phoenix Cave. So we get Locke back in the party, and head down under the Figaro Desert, looking...

S3E20 - The Adventure of the Butthole Potato from 2018-11-08T00:01

On a search for things shaped like dragons, we get sucked into some kind of butthole, which spits us into some kind of cave dungeon. So we explore it and find Gogo. Then it’s time for My Fair Ga...

S3E19 - Free Rest! from 2018-11-01T00:01

Come on everyone, it’s time for clotted cream, catfishing, magic towers, moogles, sasquatches and more!

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S3E18 - Bury Me In a Puzzle Tomb from 2018-10-25T00:01

We enter Figaro Castle and clear out the tentacle monster they had gunking up the engine. Then we find Setzer, who takes us on a very unexpected journey into Darryl’s Tomb. We find actual eviden...

S3E17 - I'm Fed Up With Me Right Now from 2018-10-18T00:01

We hope you like Star Trek, cause we wind up on a big diversion about the implications of the replicator this week. We try to find some Final Fantasy to hold onto though, running into Terra, som...

S3E16 - Eat a Fish, Grandpa from 2018-10-11T00:01

The world has been destroyed, so it’s time to feed an old man some fish. The nightmare ends in tragedy, but the dream now begins. Locke’s alive? Sabin’s alive? Everyone’s fine? We try to save a ...

S3E15 - I Don't Have Time For This Jokery from 2018-10-04T00:01

Welcome to the floating continent, where Kefka’s plans are finally falling into place. The statues are out of alignment! We must run quickly! Is there time to wait for your friends? Finally find...

S3E14 - Gestahlling For Time from 2018-09-27T00:01

It’s time to go to the floating continent, so of course we do anything and everything but that. We finish sending letters, find a weird island with an encounter we’ll never forget, and then even...

S3E13 - Don't Play With Fire Spells from 2018-09-20T00:01

We meet Strago and Relm, who are living in a town of definitely not wizards. We learn all about fires and the effectiveness of Flames B. Gone. Then we find the images of THE statues, fight an ol...

S3E12 - Emperor Gestahl's Big Goofy Dinner from 2018-09-13T00:01

We ask questions about the mail, have a conversation that should only be had in college, and eat Emperor Gestahl’s Big Goofy Dinner!

Email: from 2018-08-09T00:01

We finally finish the choose your own adventure chapter, which leads to a “decisive battle” in a pachinko machine. We fight way too many guards, beat Kefka for the first time, and then try aimle...

S3E6 - Escape Ghosts from 2018-08-02T00:01

We finally pick up where we left off and try to make it to Narshe with Cyan and Sabin, but end up on a ghost train adventure that ends in sadness. Then we jump off a waterfall and meet a feral c...

S3E5 - Coffee and Olives from 2018-07-26T00:01

It’s the “Found” episode of No One Can Know About This! After learning we had lost all the audio from the last two episodes (which, as YOU are aware, didn’t end up happening), we start the game ...

S3E4 - I Don't Understand... from 2018-07-19T00:01

It’s the choose your own adventure chapter, and we start off with Locke infiltrating Narshe, stealing clothes and Old Man Cider. Then we meet Cyan, and fail to stop his castle from being poisone...

S3E3 - The Chewcast (or A Euphemism for Flogging the Dolphin) from 2018-07-12T00:01

We go find Edgar’s twin brother Sabin, and defeat his biggest karate rival for him. We also have fun with mouth feel.

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S3E2 - There Should Be An "Idea Man" from 2018-07-05T00:01

We enter Figaro Castle and learn it’s equipped with the most modern technology in the world, but not the technology you’d think! Then we meet Kefka and he sets the castle on fire. After that, it...

S3E1 - Put On Your Slave Crown from 2018-06-28T00:01

Jeff and Ryan embark on their longest, most drawn out journey yet: playing Final Fantasy VI. The adventure begins, and we meet a magic girl named Terra, who is wearing the most horrifying and po...

Season 3 Preview from 2018-06-21T00:01

A preview of the upcoming season of No One Can Know About This, where we played the beloved SNES classic "Final Fantasy VI", formerly known in America as "Final Fantasy III".   Email: NOCKATpodca...

S2E13 Part 2 - Hoisting the Light from 2018-05-24T01:00

Part 2 of the season finale! It’s a day later, and we’ve regrouped, ready to actually complete this game. After a quick last tour of the world and a surprise extra boss fight, we destroy the hat...

S2E13 Part 1 - The Hatred Dimension from 2018-05-24T00:01

It’s part 1 of the season finale, and we couldn’t be in worse shape. But we enter the final boss battle anyway, and learn some lessons that we’ll probably forget. This episode starts when it was...

S2E12 - Riding the Edge from 2018-05-17T01:00

This is the beginning of the episodes that shouldn’t have been. We go HAM on the final dungeon... or maybe it goes HAM on us. Either way, this is the penultimate episode of the season.

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S2E11 - The Older Brother Program from 2018-05-10T01:00

We return to Earth to undercut the stakes of the story and fight a giant robot. Then we go to back to the moon to learn the truth about Golbez and ourselves. All the while, we discuss a universa...

S2E10 - Whale Wishing from 2018-05-03T01:00

We go to the land of the summoned monsters, hang out in their library, and kick their queen and king’s ass. Then we go learn about The Big Whale, analyze some legends, and barely make it to the ...

S2E9 - Future Me? from 2018-04-26T01:00

We enter the land of trap doors, learn from our past and future selves, and experience a dungeon that almost ruins Jeff.

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S2E8 - I Can't Even Find Bigfoot from 2018-04-19T01:00

We consider the real impact of video games on our youth, meet a new Ninja Man, and defeat the nicest fiend in the game.

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S2E7 - A Conversation Dogs Would Have from 2018-04-12T01:00

It’s the start of a very long day 2. We fight an unexpected boss, learn what it’s like to be a human in a beehive, meet the big chocobo, and display some extraordinary hubris. But you know what?...

S2E6 - The Reversicle from 2018-04-05T01:00

It’s the end of Day 1. We fight some fiends, blow up a mountain, and discover the underside neath.

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S2E5 - Go Beyond the Banana from 2018-03-29T01:00

In this episode we go beyond bananas, we learn lessons from two headed snakes, and while all this is happening, Final Fantasy IV is played.

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S2E2 - This Is Not Final Fantasy One from 2018-03-08T02:00

We try to keep our minds sharp, attempt to move on from our previous experience, deconstruct some classic jokes, and break through road blocks in the game.

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Season 2 Preview from 2018-02-22T02:00

A preview of the upcoming season of No One Can Know About This, where we played the SNES classic "Final Fantasy IV"... or Final Fantasy II, depending on who you ask.

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S1E6 - An Examined Life from 2018-01-25T08:00

It’s the season one finale. Ryan has thoughts on epiphanies and microwaves, we actually beat the game, then we reflect on this whole experience, trying to find worth in worthlessness.

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S1E5 - The One Where We Beat the Game from 2018-01-18T08:00

It’s the penultimate episode of the season. Jeff’s dog tries to save us but we’re too far gone, the light at the end of the tunnel reverse zooms away, and we start really testing our audience. Listen

S1E4 - We Can't Keep Doing This from 2018-01-11T08:00

Day 3: Join us in our Lynchian nightmare, checking rooms full of rooms. Jeff unleashes his rage, Ryan tells a boring story, and we finally ask some deep questions.

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S1E3 - At Rope's End from 2018-01-04T08:00

It's late. We're tired. This game sucks. Find out what happens when the fundamental character flaws of two friends clash at 2am.

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S1E2 - Top of Our Rope from 2017-12-28T08:00

It's the beginning of day two, and we start out in good spirits. But how long can you stay in good spirits when playing the original Final Fantasy? How long until you get to the end of your rope...

S1E1 - An Unexamined Life from 2017-12-14T10:04:08

Jeff and Ryan embark on a journey that many have taken, but no one should: to play every Final Fantasy game. Will they learn something about the games, or themselves? Will they lose their minds?...