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No Sir I Don't Like It

Comedian Carmen Morales has hilarious guests on to talk about things they don't like from pet peeves to people, nothing is safe.

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Ep 187 Unannounced Visit (Alfred Robles&Carmen Morales) from 2022-01-31T10:01:46

The funny Alfred Robles joins the podcast and we talk about his mom giving his things away with out his knowledge & people coming over with out notice, then being that person. We also talk being...

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Ep 186 Disposable Rug (Amy Miller&Carmen Morales) from 2022-01-12T18:55:44

The funny Amy Miller re-joins the podcast this week to talk about getting paid, rug longevity, those who say "someone gave me COVID", the best beach going shoe, having goals while not being stru...

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Ep 185 Snapple Lies (Dave Ross&Carmen Morales) from 2022-01-05T18:05:36

The funny Dave Ross joins me and we talk about people getting super mad about things that don't matter, Incubus, anxiety, Snapple facts, comedians being able to be dishonest onstage, Sunday driv...

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Ep 184 Top Button (Orlando Leyba&Carmen Morales) from 2021-12-28T14:35:41

The funny Orlando Leyba is the guest this week and we dive into roast beef, people on planes, faking being a weirdo, getting bullied on your way home from school & MORE!!

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Ep 183 Pleasure Delayer (Mike Glazer&Carmen Morales) from 2021-12-08T12:41:12

The funny Mike Glazer joins me to get his gripe on about groups of people larger than 5, venting protocol, recycling, annoying parts of the cannabis community, lamps, lighting & MORE! Make sure...

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Ep 182 How‘d It Go? (Katie Hughes&Carmen Morales) from 2021-11-29T20:58:34

The always hilarious Katie Hughes joins me as we recount my adventure of taping a set for HBO in New York City. Plenty of things I didn't like! 

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Ep 181 Big Hog Dog Heaven (Ian Bagg&Carmen Morales) from 2021-11-29T20:25:51

The funny Ian Bagg joins me and we talk about comedy clubs, crazy neighbors, parking for the greater good, having a dog with a big hog and much much more!

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Ep 180 Nail Polishist (Irene Tu&Carmen Morales) from 2021-11-03T11:19:03

Enjoy this controversial episode with the very funny Irene Tu where she reveals she doesn't like nail polish, podcasts, being an introvert, irish goodbyes, eating a meal by yourself, steaks, hal...

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Ep 179 Make Out Knock Out (Paul Hooper, Carlos Valencia&Carmen Morales) from 2021-10-19T14:33:12

Enjoy this hotel episode where Paul Hooper and Carlos Valencia join the pod and we talk about horrible road comic accommodations, being bored by what most people want to do, thirst traps, olives...

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Ep 178 Gladiator Backlash (Corey Ryan Forrester&Carmen Morales) from 2021-09-29T15:26:50

The hilarious Corey Ryan Forrester joins me and we talk about the too soon in online content, comedy, being right, micro dosing, gladiators & MORE!

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Ep 177 The Collage (Carmen Morales) from 2021-09-29T15:06:37

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Ep 174 Smut Smart (Carmen Morales) from 2020-10-14T22:24:55

In this psycho solo episode I talk about rats, the halloween spirit, horror movies, video games and cute people getting you to do stuff. I get into self-deprecation, micro-dosing and candy corn....

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Ep 173 Racist Sniper (Akeem Woods&Carmen Morales) from 2020-10-08T19:05:14

Akeem Woods join me this week and we talk about the weird shit people say to you after shows, devils advocates, about flying and about people who don't research comedians before they see them. W...

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Ep 172 Allergic to Happiness (Bryan Vokey&Carmen Morales) from 2020-09-29T18:01:47

Ole battle axe Bryan Vokey, my former podcast co-host joins me this week and talk about how our podcast partnership ended, being someones last phone call, how Bryan will be in the nursing home a...

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Ep 171 BooyaCACA (Janae Burris&Carmen Morales) from 2020-09-22T15:19:53

The funny and delightful Janae Burris joins me this week and we talk about being in an Art School cult, dating older dudes, being marriage material and being the second wife. We also talk about ...

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Ep 170 Start at Home (Ron Funches&Carmen Morales) from 2020-09-15T21:54:30

The first every LIVE No Sir Pod recorded at The World Famous Comedy Store on the sunset strip in Los Angeles with my incredible guest, Ron Funches! We talk cartoons, traveling, unstylish MFs & u...

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Ep 169 Slurping Charlies (Freddy Lockhart&Carmen Morales) from 2020-09-15T12:20:26

Freddy Lockhart joins me this week and we talk about hearing people eat, rewatching movies & tv shows and being reminiscent of prank calls. We also talk about politicizing precautions, writing, ...

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Ep 168 Pornvertising (Doug Stanhope&Carmen Morales) from 2020-09-04T18:31:53

Doug Stanhope joins the pod and OH the chat we have. Enjoy!

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Ep 167 Trash Dynasty (Ian Aber&Carmen Morales) from 2020-09-02T12:25:47

The very funny, Atlanta based, Ian Aber joins the pod and we talk about Tom Hanks, how pro wrestling is soap operas for boys and what you want to see when your life is flashing before your eyes....

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Ep 166 Shuffling Cards (Johnny Beehner&Carmen Morales) from 2020-09-02T10:30:25

The funny and my long time friend Johnny Beehner joins and we talk about pet worship, people who are anti-voicemail and bombing when we can do stand-up again. We learn Johnny hates the phrase "I...

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Ep 165 Take the Cage (Sean Finnerty&Carmen Morales) from 2020-09-02T02:36:29

The funniest Irishman I know, Sean Finnerty joins the podcast, we talking about enjoying quarantine, Sean not knowing what claustrophobia means and loving it when friends have the ability to che...

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Ep 164 Pretentious Liquids (Carmen Morales) from 2020-09-02T02:30:23

After a few months of a hiatus, No Sir Pod is back, first with a solo episode with Carmen. She talks about fake fighting, pandemic conjugal visits and peoples fascinations with beverages. She al...

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Ep 163 Hope Spectrum (Katie Hughes&Carmen Morales) from 2020-06-10T19:41:37

The funny Katie Hughes joins me and we talk about fights you can almost hear, the DNC, Christians faith levels and cool city chickens and their owners. We also talk about productivity in quarant...

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Ep 162 Applause is for Appreciation (Owen Smith&Carmen Morales) from 2020-05-13T11:36:44

The brilliantly funny Owen Smith joins me and we talk about pandemic resolutions, we go pretty hard on the clipboard people and the girl scouts vs. boy scouts. We talk about opening any story wi...

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Ep 161 Who Knows (Carmen Morales) from 2020-04-10T13:51:39

This is my first ever solo episode so bare with with me. I talk about Tiger King, conspiracy theories, being a closeted romantic, producing Zoom comedy shows and arguing with yourself regularly....

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Ep 160 Freak Bait (Darius Bennett&Carmen Morales) from 2020-03-31T17:07:45

The very funny Darius Bennett joins me this week and we talk about people who bite their nails, going up on ladders, people who sneeze out in the open and swinger porn. We both swap stories of t...

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Ep 159 Mimosa Mondays (Pedro Lima, Breanna Lima&Carmen Morales) from 2020-03-26T06:22:29

Pedro Lima joins the podcast again, this time with his rad daughter and we obviously talk about our current situation. We talk about all the different things we've heard about the corona virus, ...

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Ep 158 Pinch a Loaf (Jay Larson&Carmen Morales) from 2020-03-18T18:19:05

Hilarious comedian and father of 2, Jay Larson joins me this week and we talk about phrases we can't stand, getting in touch with our black identity, when they're out of the thing they're known ...

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Ep 157 Loving Death Threats (Tiff Stevenson&Carmen Morales) from 2020-03-10T14:12:22

International hilarious sensation Tiff Stevenson joins me this week and we talk about friends complaining about something and then arguing with you when you take their side. We get into text mis...

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Ep 156 Baby's First NRA (Jeremiah Watkins&Carmen Morales) from 2020-03-05T17:02:24

Roadcast with the funny Jeremiah Watkins! From Albany, we talk about this bomb of a place we went to eat that was oddly enough called Bombers, we talk about the infamous late show Friday, loud e...

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Ep 155 Well Adjusted Comedian (Grant Lyon&Carmen Morales) from 2020-02-25T18:40:10

The funny Grant Lyon joins me this week and we talk about his process of making his new album "Scheduled Fun Time". We talk about our differences when it comes to structure and authority, doing ...

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Ep 154 Drugless Millionaire (Brenton Biddlecombe&Carmen Morales) from 2020-02-19T01:33:36

Comedian and new millionaire Brenton Biddlecombe joins me this week and we talk about the right way toilet paper is supposed to go, the beach and the trials of being a short dude with a baby fac...

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Ep 153 My Wife (Frank Castillo&Carmen Morales) from 2020-02-12T20:35:41

The funny Frank Castillo is the guest this week and he does a great impression of an 80s comedian by complaining about his wife a bunch. We talk about sharing with your siggo, faking it til you ...

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Ep 152 Casual Aggressive (David Gborie&Carmen Morales) from 2020-02-05T13:26:29

The delightful and hilarious David Gborie joins the pod this week and we talk about mean waitresses, dog culture and the severity of porn. Carmen talks about her chat room experience, they discu...

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Ep 151 Anxious Hater (Raanan Hershberg&Carmen Morales) from 2020-01-31T17:27:55

The funny Raanan Hershberg joins me this weeka and we talk about getting sober, comedians being frauds, grandstanding white people who say shit like "Dear White People" and comedians helping com...

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Ep 150 Slurpee Steak (Stephen Furey&Carmen Morales) from 2020-01-22T17:07:31

The funny Stephen Furey joins me this week and we talk about how people are bad at edibles, having busy anxiety and how long movies have gotten. We also talk about rich people getting weird abou...

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Ep 149 Dead Mom Disney (Ahmed Bharoocha&Carmen Morales) from 2020-01-14T15:18:06

The very funny Ahmed Bharoocha is my guest this week; we dive into the breakfast monopoly and I talk shit about the free hotel breakfast. We discuss guns, gin and people trying to tell you why y...

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Ep 148 Viking Pride (Ibo Brewer&Carmen Morales) from 2020-01-09T14:00:06

The funny Ibo Brewer joins the pod this week and we talk about being a sweater, how there's no focus on the role of the father and masculinity with vulnerability. We find out about Ibo's love fo...

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Ep 147 Pompadour Jesus (Pedro Lima, Ricky Reyes&Carmen Morales) from 2020-01-03T11:28:30

Being back in Orlando for the holidays, 2 of my best friends in comedy, Pedro Lima and Ricky Reyes join the pod (while drinking Puerto Rican moonshine and Hennessy), we talk getting out of an aw...

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Ep 146 Crotch Coin Purse (Jackie Kashian&Carmen Morales) from 2019-12-27T16:16:03

On this fun roadcast episode the funny Jackie Kashian joins and talks about hating when Christmas ends, juggling family and work when she's in the midwest, Hallmark/Lifetime movies. We also talk...

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Ep 145 Hate Man (Greg Coleman&Carmen Morales) from 2019-12-18T11:38:04

The funny Greg Coleman joins me this week and he shares a bomb story in front of Waka Flocka's family, knowing how woke someone is by lotion, facetiming in public and parents who walk their kind...

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Ep 144 Big Bads Little Goods (Myq Kaplan&Carmen Morales) from 2019-12-10T17:44:38

The funny, fast paced Myq Kaplan joins us so there is tons of self reflection on this episode! Myq is actually a better person by the end. We talk about generalizations, mindful eating and havin...

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Ep 143 Bottomless Black Tar (Francisco Ramos&Carmen Morales) from 2019-12-03T18:37:04

Francisco Ramos joins me this week and we talk about negative reinforcement when you’re growing up, not liking something but doing nothing to change it and people who get greedy with freebies. W...

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Ep 142 Boner Prison (Connor McSpadden&Carmen Morales) from 2019-11-26T16:41:21

The funny Connor McSpadden joins the pod this week and we talk about coming into some money when you used to be on food stamps, coming from Chino Hills, mixing alcohol and Xanax, and Carmen star...

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Ep 141 Goat Twerking (Drew Morgan, D.J. Lewis&Carmen Morales) from 2019-11-19T14:29:42

Drew Morgan and D.J. Lewis join the pod this week and we get raunchy! We talk about working in a haunted porn shop, compulsive masterbating and attending a sex party. We also break down the titt...

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Ep 140 Poor Sultan (Al Jackson&Carmen Morales) from 2019-11-12T15:00:08

The curious and hilarious Al Jackson joins the pod this week and they talk about why some words stick around forever and some fade away and get into how people are manipulated by convenience. Th...

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Ep 139 Spit Talkers (Lisa Curry&Carmen Morales) from 2019-11-05T19:40:43

Lisa Curry is the guest this week! She regales us with a plethora of things she doesn't like people who drag their feet, story interrupters, inconsiderate parkers and honkers. They talk about pe...

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Ep 138 Slender Bender (Landry&Carmen Morales) from 2019-10-30T10:15:32

While in Las Vegas, Carmen sits down with the very funny comedian Landry and they talk about Vegas, he tells of HIS side of the Mia story (from previous episode), his disdain for people with no ...

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Ep 137 Unexpected Teeth (Mia Jackson&Carmen Morales) from 2019-10-22T15:52:24

Mia Jackson joins the pod this week and we talk about people who think their entitled to your money, how Mia's dad can't take a gift, people who aren't your friend wanting the friend hook up and...

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Ep 136 Cross Pollination (Matt Kirshen Carmen Morales) from 2019-10-15T15:44:10

Comedian and writer Matt Kirshen joins the podcast this week and dives into people who lack basic manners and comparing someone being magically successful versus someone inching past you. They c...

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Ep 135 Down Rex (Brian Holtzman, Carmen Morales) from 2019-10-08T10:07:55

The hilarious Brian Holtzman, late night Comedy Store legend, joins the podcast this week and boy does he dislike things which makes him a perfect guest! An array of topics are covered from whit...

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Ep 134 I'm Here to Die (Bryan Vokey, Carmen Morales) from 2019-10-01T16:40:39

In this episode we unfortunately find out that Bryan decides to leave the podcast. They talk about scrambled porn, vaping is bad for you, Robert De Niro and how television is dying. They also ta...

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Ep 133 Aerial Murder (Trae Crowder, Carmen Morales, Bryan Vokey) from 2019-09-24T22:18:21

Trae Crowder, funny comedian from the wellRed comedy tour joins the pod and talks about being from a tiny town, the NFL and going back home once you've moved out. They also swap prom stories, ta...

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Ep 132 Big Tit Thursday (Akeem Woods, Bryan Vokey, Carmen Morales) from 2019-09-17T16:25:39

Akeem Woods joins the podcast this week and they get into gay white men who act like black women but are racist, Postmates, banging a porn star on a mountain and straight guys that go to gay bar...

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Ep 131 Get in My Veins (Taylor Tomlinson, Bryan Vokey, Carmen Morales) from 2019-09-10T14:45:04

Taylor Tomlinson joins the podcast this week and they talk about doing "fun" shows, trying to impress your therapist and not liking animals all that much, They also discuss calling off an engage...

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Ep 130 Anger Management (Shapel Lacey, Bryan Vokey, Carmen Morales) from 2019-09-03T18:32:14

The funny Shapel Lacey joins the pod this week and he regales us about being a black, punk, male cheerleader from Arizona. We talk about what he learned from anger management, the band Oasis and...

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Ep 129 Mouthful of Pennies (Chris Porter, Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-08-27T16:56:15

Chris Porter joins the pod this week and they talk LA traffic, who you'd manslaughter, 19th century recreation and people who are in their own little world. They talk fingering, Train, using map...

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Ep 128 My Name is Steve Jail (Ali Macofsky, Bryan Vokey, Carmen Morales) from 2019-08-20T18:36:08

Ali Macofsky is our guest this week. She has been fired from almost every job she's ever had and we go through some. We also talk about her being Joe Rogan's best friend, how she learned that Ha...

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Ep 127 Rigamortis Boner (Featuring Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-08-12T17:43:05

Carmen tells a tale of one of the worst shows she's ever done that involves a missing girl and we learn that Ronald Regan is racist, we find out how Bryan wants to die. They also talk about dolp...

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Ep 126 Freaks vs. Creeps (Caitlin Gill, Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-08-05T22:43:04

Caitlin Gill joins the guys and talks about what was wrong with Bohemian Rhapsody, Quentin Tarantino, how there is a distinct difference between freaks and creeps and the possibility that there ...

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Ep 125 I'll Blast Her (Maria Bamford, Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-07-30T16:11:27

Maria Bamford joins the pod this week and talks about her existential crisis with the state of the world, 12 step program meetings, alternative medicine and mediocre businesses. They also talk a...

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Ep 124 Bag of Peas (Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-07-24T10:39:21

Carmen & Bryan talk high school sweethearts, anal and letting people emotionally dump on you. Bryan tries to adopt a grandma, they talk about how power makes you a pedophile and fame makes you b...

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Ep 123 Paper Mache People (Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-07-15T15:22:47

Carmen and Bryan argue about how only some people look good when they smoke, Bryan expresses his love of trashy women and the band Korn. They discuss their friendship, the old people at Costco a...

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Ep 122 Woke Confederate Soldier (Brad Williams, Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-07-08T15:10:45

Brad Williams joins Carmen & Bryan and they talk about Trump, a Jack Nicholson story, if dogs are racist and a woke Confederate soldier. They talk about having an Ambien comedy show, woke commer...

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Ep 121 Aim High Bro (Jason Collings, Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-07-02T16:35:17

The funny Jason Collings joins the pod and talks about traveling in the lap of luxury and doing comedy internationally. They talk about how he was once a hip hop producer and MMA fighter. We als...

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Ep 120 Queen of Left Turns (Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-06-25T11:55:19

The guys discuss if motorboating is cheating & slapping titties. Bryan shares a story about a lady he met at Costco that is full of horrific surprises. We learn about a young man named Kyle and ...

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Ep 119 Pisces of Shit (Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-06-18T17:35:02

Bryan hates the Spanish language and loves smelling dogs feet. He denies that his rolled ankle has anything to do with the beer he shotgunned only moments before the injury he acquired at the Dw...

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Ep 118 Odiferous Whore (Anthony Desamito, Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-06-13T01:48:28

Anthony Desamito joins NSIDLI and they discuss Pride behavior, the bandana system, food trucks and dating apps. They also talk about a "Peanuts" themed porn, how an uber driver turned into a pro...

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Ep 117 Dumb American (Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-06-06T00:34:09

Bryan returns from Europe and regales us with tales of telling rich people they don't deserve to laugh at a show in Switzerland and making someone cry at another show. We learn that he misses al...

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Ep 116 Two Roofie Minimum (Matt Balaker, Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-05-29T14:48:30

Author and comedian Matt Balaker joins NSIDLI to talk about his new book about comedy legend, the late Greg Giraldo. They talk about the process of writing "Greg Giraldo: A Comedian's Story," in...

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Ep 115 Murder Economy (Ron Taylor, Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-05-23T02:16:16

The funny Ron Taylor joins Carmen and Bryan to talk about fishing shows, being homeless is awesome, homework and how mountain people kill. Ron also shares that he doesn't like pedophiles or okra...

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Ep 114 Saddam's My Guy (Ramsey Badawi, Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-05-15T16:40:44

Comedian Ramsey Badawi joins NSIDL this week and they talk about having bad tattoos, Saddam Hussein's love stories, Palestine and Kurt Angle. They also have a chat about IQ tests, weed vs ritali...

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Ep 113 Slutty Ankles (Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-05-08T03:17:49

Bryan becomes captivated by how pretty some guy, they argue about pretty privilege, they talk about Notre Dame, Carmen starts an organization called the BDBC and Bryan claims he's one in the sam...

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Ep 112 Country Fried Anal (Drew Morgan, Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-05-01T00:50:21

The funny Drew Morgan joins NSIDLI as they talk about atheists, reddit, edging and how liberals used to be fun. They argue about centrists and compromise and talk about trying to have sympathy f...

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Ep 111 My Point Is (Brian Simpson, Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-04-24T11:25:38

The very funny Brian Simpson sits in this week as he and Bryan bond over having sleep apnea. He talks about the tedious process of getting anything through the VA. He argues with Carmen over gen...

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Ep 110 QLTD (Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-04-17T16:56:03

Carmen and Bryan swat gym teacher stories, they talk about dolphin rape and the Dallas Buyers Club movie. Bryan also has a revelation about himself, they argue about advertisements in movies, sc...

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Ep 109 No Fasian (Sam Tripoli, Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-04-10T11:56:18

Sam Tripoli joins us for a fast paced episode where Carmen and Sam argue about men & women friendships. We talk about Sam's twitter debacle with Patton and Bryan bonds with Sam over their mutual...

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Ep 108 F*ck My Kids (Clark Jones, Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-04-02T16:54:05

Comedian Clark Jones joins Carmen & Bryan and they discuss how being attractive helps, what about-isms and personal and celebrity PR. They also get into Lebron vs. Michael Jordan, the peanut dou...

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Ep 107 Nuclear Holocaust Denier (Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-03-27T04:50:46

Carmen self identifies as a Gypsy, they talk about being mentioned on the Jim & Sam Show and Bryan talks about his Propecia induced suicide fantasy. They also talk about a waterfall being ruined...

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Ep 106 You Little Pisces (Thomas Dale, Carmen Morales& Bryan Vokey) from 2019-03-20T14:41:52

The hilarious Thomas Dale joins us for a fun, fast paced episode where they discuss Michael Jackson cynicism, being bi-gender, carrying on your family name and liars. They also talk about people...

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Ep 105 Feed Me Nurse (Felicia Michaels, Carmen Morales& Bryan Vokey) from 2019-03-13T19:08:28

The funny Felicia Michaels joins Carmen and Bryan this week as they talk about the phrase "...and what not," being an 18 year old stripper, getting passed at The Comedy Store at the age of 21 an...

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Ep 104 2 C*ck Minimum (Carmen Morales&Bryan Vokey) from 2019-03-06T18:41:27

Carmen & Bryan talk about motorboating, a flight attendant trying to make people do calisthenics, a guy who banged a tree and an old redneck that wanted his boy to grow up and be a traveling mus...

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Ep 103 Snackable Content (Tim Dillon, Carmen Morales& Bryan Vokey) from 2019-02-26T13:47:12

The hilarious Tim Dillon joins Carmen and Bryan this week and they talk about being beloved, Anthony Bourdain and NY vs LA. They also get into moral superiority, crowd sourcing useless informati...

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Ep 102 Isn't it Huge (Nicole Aimee Shreiber, Carmen Morales& Bryan Vokey) from 2019-02-21T12:42:14

The funny Nicole Aimee Shreiber joins  and talks aboutshitting yourself, baby wipes, being poor in NYC, pickled things, beets, kale, people being late, flat earth, the high bar that has recently...

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Ep 101 Ant Farm of Horny People (Earl Skakel, Carmen Morales& Bryan Vokey) from 2019-02-12T23:55:20

Earl Skakel joins Carmen and Bryan to gripe about comedy show flyers, golf, wealthy racism and having a really cool dad. They also talk about being a Sunset Strip kid in the 80s, Lemmy from Moto...

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Ep 100 Go For Two (Carmen Morales& Bryan Vokey) from 2019-02-06T02:47:35

Well, they've made it 100 episodes and know that if you've listened this far, you are greatly appreciated. In this episode Carmen and Bryan DO NOT do a recap episode but instead, give you more o...

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Ep 99 Loveless Liability Corporation (John Michael Bond Carmen Morales& Bryan Vokey) from 2019-01-30T18:51:53

John Michael Bond, very funny comedian joins Carmen & Bryan this week and they have a very whimsical chat about suicide. They also talk about squirrels, Dave & Busters, Zines and rich people fak...

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Ep 98 Tit Sucking Sack of Potatoes (Carmen Morales& Bryan Vokey) from 2019-01-23T12:09:01

Carmen & Bryan talk about late night comedy, having fun under pressure, chat rooms from back in the day & being able to burst your own bubble. They also get into being a Catholic in the south, t...

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Ep 97 God is Good (Carmen Morales& Bryan Vokey) from 2019-01-15T20:22:14

Bryan is filled with fear this episode, so many things he finds "scary." They talk about casinos, becoming an old hack, the tv show Moonshiners and why breaking stuff feels good. Bryan regales u...

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Ep 96 Bu-Cookie (Tamer Kattan, Carmen Morales& Bryan Vokey) from 2019-01-11T19:05:58

Comedian Tamer Kattan joins Carmen & Bryan and talk about being jealous, how comedy makes you wish for a worse past, pizza gate & faces of death. They also get into having a whit guy accent, the...

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Ep 95 Fascist Utopia (featuring Carmen Morales& Bryan Vokey) from 2019-01-04T15:00:34

Happy New Year from Nosirpod! In this episode Carmen and Bryan talk about how annoying it is getting judged by friends of friends and how much fun it can be to push peoples buttons. They also ge...

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Ep 94 Cramming for the Final (Pedro Lima, Carmen Morales& Bryan Vokey) from 2018-12-30T10:22:17

Carmen and Bryan are joined by the hilarious Pedro Lima at the Orlando Improv, recording right before they do their show. They talk about running a 5k, lying to kids, wolves and the current stat...

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Ep 93 Fornicating Flies (featuring Carmen Morales& Bryan Vokey) from 2018-12-27T23:44:52

Carmen and Bryan talk about mid grade gas being an indicator of a mark, flies fucking, being paranoid about helicopters and having bad tattoos. They also talk about the myth of the greatest gene...

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Ep 92 Us on Us Crime (featuring Carmen Morales& Bryan Vokey) from 2018-12-14T00:59:28

We apologize fro the sound quality of this episode. Carmen was recording from the Tulsa airport. Bryan & Carmen talk Oklahoma, military bases and the towns surrounding them. Carmen talks about p...

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Ep 91 Refugees in Stilettos (featuring Carmen Morales& Bryan Vokey) from 2018-12-04T22:04:56

Carmen & Bryan podcast from the opposite sides of the country for the first time. They exchange Thanksgiving stories and argue about the Kareem Hunt situation. They also talk about how dumb "exc...

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Ep 90 Conroy's Corner (featuring John Conroy, Carmen Morales& Bryan Vokey) from 2018-11-29T11:56:52

Comedian John Conroy joins while we record at the DC Comedy Loft right after performing there. We talk running a bar out of your trunk, sobriety and the state of comedy. We also talk podcasts, s...

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Ep 89 Everet with one T (featuring Carmen Morales& Bryan Vokey) from 2018-11-20T17:18:48

Still on the road, Carmen and Bryan talk about the coolest 83 year old they’ve ever met. Bryan opens the chest of some family stories and talks about how he doesn’t like that he’s a p...

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Ep 88 Home Sweet Heroin (featuring Carmen Morales& Bryan Vokey) from 2018-11-13T13:05:46

Carmen and Bryan are on the road in Virginia. They talk nut sacks, bad things happening to rich people and stealing ideas from the deceased. Carmen tells tales of cock blocking her parents and t...

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Ep 87 Fantasize Up (Jenny Zigrino, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey) from 2018-11-07T16:10:10

Comedian Jenny Zigrino joins us week and we talk about ghosting, getting contacted randomly, fuck boys and having someone steal your jokes. We also talk about being on the right side of a scanda...

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Ep 86 Shoot or Treat (featuring Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey) from 2018-10-31T15:11:49

Carmen and Bryan dive into anal and sticking stuff into your pee hole, crying during sex and looking at people in the eye. They also talk about being bad at dealing with emotion, what makes peop...

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Ep 85 Fruit Cum (featuring Chad Daniels, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey) from 2018-10-24T08:30:41

Chad Daniels, a hilarious comedian joins us and we dive into choosing to feel bad, cologne ads, bad communication, living in the middle of nowhere, having support as a comedian, friends who make...

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Ep 84 Eating Glass (featuring Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey) from 2018-10-17T18:37:35

Bryan hates on the summer and eats glas... twice. Carmen complains about Hearst Castle, they talk about about the best way to fail, and having to deal with woe is me people. Bryan is stoked abou...

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Ep 83 You're a Mess (featuring Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey) from 2018-10-11T00:14:42

Bryan and Carmen swap festival stories and blackout stories. Carmen complains about young people doing drugs, Bryan talks about pretty rockers and Carmen crushes an aspiring comedians dreams.  Listen

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Ep 82 Hate Cheesecake (featuring Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey) from 2018-10-03T16:44:11

In this rant fest of an episode, Bryan talks about hitting a deer, Carmen went to a zoo and a father and son bonded over yelling at strangers. Bryan gets whiny about the whiny left and how there...

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Ep 81 Hammered Heifer (featuring Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey) from 2018-09-27T02:26:40

Bryan and Carmen swap humiliating stories, we learn from Carmen's travels that she is blind to red flags, and we talk about the difference between aggression and passive aggression. 


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Ep 80 Love & Severity (featuring John Ennis, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey) from 2018-09-19T12:04:37

John Ennis joins us as we discuss intolerance, scolidng children, impatience and change. Bryan also gets uncomfortable when John & Carmen get too positive. We also talk, ego ruining creativity, ...

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Ep 79 Cue the Q (Tony Baker, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey) from 2018-09-10T14:38:54

The hilarious Tony Baker joins us and we talk about acknowledging when you accidentally spit on someones face, the letter N and people who go to game night and dont play. We also get into bad br...

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Ep 78 Authentic Adjacent (featuring Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey) from 2018-09-06T01:23:05

Bryan wants a cowboy hat and only likes tortured geniuses. They talk death messing up your suicide, being authentic, telling a woman she looks tired. They also talk about other races being racis...

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Ep 77 Digital Panhandling (Aida Rodriguez, Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey) from 2018-08-28T17:24:24

Aida Rodriguez, hilarious comedian, joins us and we talk not leaning to either side but leaning forward, awufl auditions and Hispanic Heritage Month(s). We also talk about having a spectrum for ...

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