Podcasts by Not Qualified
Not Qualified is primarily a film podcast where two dudes - Joe Farmer and Zef Foster - who are not, uh, qualified, review and talk about the films and TV they love (or hate). If you desire a couple of true cinephiles, these guys are NOT the dudes you're looking for. Sit back, have a drink, and join in the conversation on Not Qualified if you want to be braindead by dawn.
Further podcasts by Zef Foster and Joe Farmer
Podcast on the topic Comedy
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Not Qualified to Have a Fever Dream from 2023-09-08T11:00:22
Movies you used to fall asleep to the sound of the DVD menu with. Among other things...
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Not Qualified to Laugh at Leslie Nielsen and Cry at Rob Schneider from 2023-08-25T11:00:57
You like comedy? Do I have news for you!
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Not Qualified to Be Strange, Again, In Different Realities from 2023-06-16T11:00:11
Sam Raimi? I barely knowey
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Not Qualified to Be a Desaturated Serial Killer from 2023-05-31T15:40:16
David Fincher? I barely know her.
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Not Qualified to Draft Films We've Never Seen from 2023-04-24T15:41:10
With the number one pick in the 2023 Idiot Draft, 'Not Qualified' selects... themselves!
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Not Qualified to Rank 2022 (Part 2) from 2023-03-03T13:01:03
This is a 3 parter. I know, yawn. Listen, though.
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Not Qualified to Do the Longest Episode Ever (Part 1) from 2022-11-25T18:15:11
We catch up for the first time since last Fall. Wow.
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Not Qualified to Save Jungle Children or Crash my Scion-TC from 2022-11-11T13:00:38
You're the wizard of loneliness
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Not Qualified to Slash from 2022-10-28T12:00:29
Happy Spooktober, losers! Sleep tight and don't let your boyfriend into the bedroom if he's wearing a sheet over his head with glasses on top.
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Not Qualified to Smile from 2022-10-14T12:01:20
Hope you have a competent dentist. I've heard Preston is great.
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Not Qualified to Have Grit, Gremlins, Garbage, or Gonk Droids from 2022-09-30T12:00:39
We were supposed to talk about True Grit - we did, some. Let's just say you get a lot of bonus content in this one.
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Not Qualified to Put Everything on a Bagel from 2022-09-16T12:00:22
This movie is like if the "tOtaLLy RanDOM" humor of the 2009 iCarly era coalesced into a movie for grown ups - and it was actually really good! Nihilism is bad.
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Not Qualified to Once Again Greet You With a Friendly "Hello There" from 2022-09-03T16:43:13
Remember Obi-Wan? Consider this Obi-Two.
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Not Qualified to Greet You With a Friendly "Hello There" from 2022-07-15T13:04:37
So the guy from the movie came back and now he did a thing for nerds to watch and we watched it
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Not Qualified to Have a Purdy Mouth or Be on Netflix from 2022-07-08T13:00:19
This week Noah and Zef talk about two films which pair wonderfully together - Deliverance, and The Man From Toronto
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Not Qualified to Give You an Update from 2022-06-29T13:10:14
Where are we? Where have we been? Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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Not Qualified to Laugh on Cue from 2022-05-20T13:00:18
Sitcoms: the good, the bad, and the ugly. Enjoy!
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Not Qualified to be Symmetrical in the Mountains of Eastern Europe from 2022-04-22T13:00:18
Say yes to the Wes
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Not Qualified to Get Our Heads in the Game from 2022-04-08T13:00:19
Getcha getcha getcha getcha
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Not Qualified to be Ryan Reynolds from 2022-04-01T13:00:20
Every Ryan Reynolds film, ranked (ok, kinda).
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Not Qualified to Deconstruct Your Greek Myth from 2022-03-25T13:00:19
Hercules (2014) directed by Brett Ratner is a movie, we believe
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Not Qualified to Be Vengeance from 2022-03-18T13:00:19
The Batman is out - is it the best live-action adaptation of the character? Call in and tell us!
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Not Qualified to Survive 2021 from 2022-03-04T14:00:17
Our top movies of 2021. What are your favs?
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Not Qualified to Finish the Fight from 2022-02-18T14:00:17
Cortana needs to wear some clothes.
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Not Qualified to Be An NPC from 2022-02-11T14:00:18
Free Guy? More like Free Guy Ritchie amirite
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Not Qualified To Ever Ever Ever Get Back Together from 2021-12-31T14:00:20
I don't know about you, but I
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Not Qualified Special: Spider-Man Retrospective from 2021-12-17T14:00:19
Spider-Man? Never heard of her
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You, Season Three from 2021-11-12T14:00:19
Listen to Joe rant about how dumb season three of "You" is.
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Prince of Darkness (Halloween BOOnus Episode) from 2021-10-31T13:00:25
Boo! Heh. You should have seen the look on your Satan Jell-O.
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The Ritual (Spooky Season Episode) from 2021-10-22T13:00:19
Boo! Heh. Should have seen the look on your face.
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Video Games and European Shout-outs from 2021-10-15T13:00:19
Ah yes, we've been expecting you... you'll have to fill out these forms before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours.
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Not Qualified To: Watch Non-Pixar Animated Movies from 2021-09-25T16:53:09
Ever heard of this little indie film called SHREK?
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Not Qualified To: Make Fun of Other People's Lists from 2021-09-17T13:00:17
Top ten anime battles of all time
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Not Qualified To: Rant About David Lynch from 2021-09-10T13:00:19
I rant about David Lynch for an absurdly long time... almost as long as a single shot from Twin Peaks Season 3
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Not Qualified To: Do a Zombie Heist from 2021-09-03T13:00:18
Army of Darkness is cooler but this is okay
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Not Qualified To: Introduce Our Second Guest from 2021-08-27T13:00:21
Now there are two of them?
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Not Qualified To: Introduce Our First Guest from 2021-08-20T13:00:18
This week Zef is joined by a mystery man. Cool!
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Not Qualified To: Be Sad About a Dog (In The Future) from 2021-08-06T13:00:19
One of our favorite episodes of the amazing show "Futurama!"
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Not Qualified To: Be A Horse and Eat McDonald's from 2021-07-30T13:00:18
We watch Spirit, and eat the BTS meal. Have you had it?
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Not Qualified To: Listen to the Music from 2021-07-23T13:00:18
We talk about our favorite bands this week! What are yours?
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Not Qualified To: Get Spooky (In the Realm of Book Adaptations) from 2021-07-09T13:00:18
We talk about Stephen King adaptations!
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Not Qualified To: Have Hot Takes from 2021-07-02T13:00:19
Unpopular opinions abound in this episode!
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Not Qualified Episode XXVII: A New Trope from 2021-06-25T13:00:19
We talk about our favorite and least favorite movie tropes today. And then walk away from an explosion like a cool guy. We don't turn around to look, either. Double cool.
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nOT QUaLiFiED tO: paRoDy fiLMs from 2021-06-18T13:00:18
I see your schwartz is as big as mine
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Not Qualified To: Uh, Steven Spielberg, I Guess... from 2021-06-11T13:07:54
What's your favorite Spielberg film?
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Not Qualified To: Like Sand. It's Coarse And Rough And Irritating, And It Gets Everywhere. from 2021-06-04T13:50:16
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
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Not Qualified To: Let What We Do Define Us from 2021-05-28T14:00:16
Holy exposition, Batman! This week we're trying to talk about the Dark Knight Trilogy. We do our best.
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Not Qualified To: Eat Katsup from 2021-05-21T13:30:15
We catch up on a few things we've been watching - make sure to call and leave us a voicemail!
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Not Qualified To: Wait For Guffman from 2021-05-14T13:30:17
*cuts to interview, mockumentary style* "Why yes, the hosts of this podcast are extremely handsome, how did you know?"
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Not Qualified To: Buy a House and Raise a Demon Child from 2021-05-07T13:30:17
How do you even describe Vivarium? We're gonna try.
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Not Qualified To: Pull a Panama from 2021-04-30T14:00:19
Action? Check. Fake history? Check. Matthew McConaughey hamming it up? Double check. Let's "dive" in.
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Not Qualified To: Return to Monke (Or Lizzurd) from 2021-04-23T14:00:19
Monke Vs. Lizard - place your bets.
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Not Qualified To: Live in a Society from 2021-04-16T14:00:18
did you know that is where we in fact live
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Not Qualified To: Renounce Our Wishes from 2021-04-09T14:00:19
WW84 is kind of a disaster. At least, we think so. Do you agree?
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Not Qualified To: Awaken The Force from 2021-03-26T14:00:18
This week we talk about the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy! The highs and the lows, the light and the dark. Feel free to tell us that "every word of what we just said is wrong."
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Not Qualified To: Have Great Power, or Great Responsibility from 2021-03-12T15:00:39
The best comic book film of all time, Sam Raimi's Spider-Man! Join us as we sling some webs!
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Not Qualified To: Be Uncool from 2021-03-05T15:00:22
This week the guys talk about Zef's favorite movie of all time... Almost Famous
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Not Qualified To: Rank Pixar Films from 2021-02-26T17:00:22
We give you our definitive ranking of every Pixar movie ever. What is your favorite?
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Not Qualified To: Be Patriots, Say Bye-Bye, or Sing in the Rain from 2021-02-19T17:00:33
We catch up on a few things we've seen since last week, including the Patriot, Singin' in the Rain, and The Bye Bye Man!
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Not Qualified To: Find Our Spark from 2021-02-12T14:15:29
This week Joe and Zef talk about Soul, cry a little bit, and all that jazz.
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Not Qualified To: :oT deifilauQ toN from 2021-02-05T14:34:52
Join Joe and Zef as they talk about palindromes semordnilap tuoba klat... Sorry I got mixed up there for a second. We discuss Christopher Nolan's Tenet!
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Not Qualified To: Get Up Again from 2021-01-22T19:19:41
Tune in to part 2 of Joe and Zef's discussion on some of their favorite TV shows!
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Not Qualified To: Jingle All The Way from 2020-12-26T06:58:23
Join us for a short Christmas Special - it's Turbo Time!
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Not Qualified To: Get Knocked Down from 2020-12-08T04:03
In this episode, we catch up on a few films, and then talk TV shows for a long while. Part 1/2
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Not Qualified To: Quaran-Stream from 2020-05-05T21:17:33
We talk about what movies we've watched while trapped inside... there are quite a few.
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Not Qualified to: Be Samurai from 2020-05-01T06:38:28
Join Joe and Zef as they talk about the relationship between Samurai, Cowboys, and Michael Madsen.
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Not Qualified to: Start a Podcast from 2020-02-13T06:15:01
The first episode of Not Qualified, two college dudes talking about movies. We like movies. We aren't very smart about it, but we like 'em. We hope you like them too.
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