Podcasts by Nowhere Fast: A Virtual Bike Racing Podcast

Episode 31 - The Zwift Premier League Burrito King from 2022-02-15T04:27:25

KBH has quickly become the People's Champ with his valiant attacks in the Zwift Premier League, including one done in by too many burritos. We also develop a Premier League media strategy that m...

Episode 30 - Dave Towle, the Voice of Zwift Racing from 2022-01-25T05:18:30

Dave Towle, the voice of Zwift racing, joined to pod to chat about how he got into Zwift race announcing, covering the Zwift Premier League, and adapting to the modern racing landscape in the U....

Episode 29 - Winter Zwift Zestivities from 2022-01-11T04:18:34

The holidays were a time for Gimmicks with Zach's Zestive 500 and Kevin's 40 in 14. We also talk about the possibility of a new Tron bike, but for your living room. 

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Episode 28 - Mr. Zwift Worldwide KBH from 2021-12-20T04:43:47

Our own Kevin Bouchard-Hall qualified for the Zwift World Championships, and his team made the Zwift Premier League. Apparently he's pretty good at RGT racing too. What can't this guy do? 

Episode 27 - Kathryn Curi's Second Career on Zwift from 2021-12-07T18:31:32

Kathryn Curi retired from professional bike racing a decade ago, but she has found a second career in cycling racing on the Zwift platform. She shares her experiences getting into virtual racing...

Episode 26 - Zwift Race Tactics from 2021-11-23T04:13:35

While Zwift races aren't exactly a Spring Classic or Tour stage, there can still be tactics involved for winning a race. Kevin and Mike share thoughts on power-ups, ZPower people, early attacks,...

Episode 25 - KBH's KOM Magnum Opus from 2021-11-09T04:41:46

KBH's historic time on the Alpe du Zwift KOM turned into an entire thing last week. We cover his magnum opus of Zwift achievements from all angles. Also, Mike and Kevin share their experiences w...

Episode 24 - A Glitch in the Zwift Matrix from 2021-10-26T04:06:26

KBH returned from an injury with superhuman strength that has him taking on the most coveted KOMs in Watopia, and WTRL racing is starting up again. Also, what's new with Zwift, including more wa...

Episode 23 - Autocorrecting the Autocat Algorithm from 2021-08-31T03:24:49

We try to fix the Zwift Autocat algorithm, even though we have no idea how it works, and we take a look at how some winter Zwift stars are faring IRL this summer.  

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Episode 22 - A Meme Account for a Meme Podcast from 2021-07-26T03:05:45

Greg Abbott of the DC Area is the host of the Get Zwifty cycling meme account, which uses the show Rick and Morty to make light of the sport we love. We went inside the matrix to learn more abou...

Episode 21 - Summertime and the Zwifting is Easy from 2021-07-13T18:07:59

It might be the Zwift off-season, but Kevin is embarking on a new 30-day Quest for Fitness, and Zach is somewhat befuddled by his new power meter. We also cover the newest rage in indoor racing ...

Episode 20 - UGG! Postmortem with Matt Curbeau from 2021-06-22T02:01:30

We take a break from the real racing on fake bikes for real racing on real bikes at the Unbound Gravel Grinder with indoor racer Matt Curbeau. Can Zwift racing prepare you for 200 miles of grave...

Episode 19 - Zwift for Fundo with Jonathan Crain from 2021-05-24T03:16:19

Jonathan Crain trained for a May grand fondo ride/race by doing a lot of Zwift racing this winter. He shares how real racing on fake bikes prepared him for real racing on real bikes. 

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Episode 18 - Tamper's Karma Police from 2021-05-14T03:30:15

Karma came back to haunt KBH in his new rivalry against Tamper, and the Nowhere Fast crew talks Zwift physics. Also, a poetry reading that dramatizes what happens when a Zwift meets IRL riding. ...

Episode 17 - Pimp My Trainer Ride with Oliver Dowd from 2021-04-28T14:46:03

Recent college grad and Restart Racing team member Oliver Dowd has had to cobble his trainer bike together in bits and pieces. We chat with the Canadian Zwift racer about his indoor ride and als...

Episode 16 - Virtual Bike Racing Calvinball from 2021-04-13T04:26:11

Zwift Racing League Season 3 is upon us, and ... the rules have changed again ala a virtual racing game of Calvinball. Also, Kevin shares the latest on his new trainer bike and Mike has his eye ...

Episode 15 - A Zwift Racer Pins a Number IRL from 2021-03-26T04:01:55

KBH gives us storytime not once, but twice, including what happened when a Zwift racer pinned a number and raced IRL. We also chat about pace bots, a KBH Zwift experiment, and the recently compl...

Episode 14 - Boedi Queries or the Great KBH-Mike Zwift-Off from 2021-03-12T04:45:02

Wide Angle Podium host and occasional Zwifter Micheal Boedigheimer stopped by the Nowhere Fast studio to ask KBH and Mike about their Zwift achievements. We also talked about the Movistar Ramp T...

Episode 13 - KBH Does RGT from 2021-02-19T04:58:58

KBH finally took the plunge and jumped into the world of RGT for the Echelon Racing League virtual Joe Martin Stage Race. We asked KBH what he thought of the RGT experience, even despite some ea...

Episode 12 - Zwift Worlds Mega Panel from 2021-02-11T04:34:27

The first-ever UCI Zwift Worlds took place in December. We went inside the race with a mega panel of racers from Team USA and Team Canada to learn what the races were like inside the fake real p...

Episode 11 - 30 for 30 and The Doctor from 2021-02-05T04:08:13

Nowhere Fast is back! We asked Kevin about his 30 races in 30 days, mused about what's going on with ZwiftPower, and talked about The Doctor. 

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Episode 10 - Trainer Talk with Saris' Brian Turany from 2020-12-14T05:35:16

Trainers and power meters play an essential role in virtual racing. We chatted with Saris' Brian Turany to learn more about how trainers and power meters work and how they affect output to progr...

Episode 9 - The Cheating Episode from 2020-12-04T05:17:27

Cheating on Zwift is in the news with two athletes received suspensions for manipulating data files. We dive into the seedy world of virtual racing cheating and try to come out unsullied on the ...

Episode 8 - Echelon Racing League Week 1 from 2020-11-20T05:07:38

The 2020-21 Echelon Racing League on RGT kicked off last weekend with three days of racing on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Mike shares his perspective from the fake peloton, Kevin offers some b...

Episode 7 - WTRL Team Time Trial and a Little ZRL Talk from 2020-11-14T00:51:48

The show started with a look at the Zwift Racing League Premiere League and ended up being an in-depth discussion of the WTRL Team Trial and its tactics. Such is the life of the Nowhere Fast Pod...

Episode 6 - Jenn Jackson from 2020-11-03T01:51:53

Canada's Jenn Jackson is a pro in real life, racing mountain bikes and cyclocross for the Norco Factory Team, but on Zwift, she is a bit more of a newb. Jenn stopped by the podcast to share her ...

Episode 5 - U.S. Zwift Worlds Qualifiers from 2020-10-20T03:36:36

On Episode 3 of Nowhere Fast, we covered the first-ever UCI Zwift Worlds coming this December. Last weekend, USA Cycling hosted open tryouts for three spots on Team USA. We watched, we took note...

Episode 4 - Quick Zwift Fixes from 2020-09-29T23:26:54

We like Zwift a lot, but we think with a few fixes the indoor training program can go from good to great. Mike, Kevin, and Zach discuss some ideas for improving Zwift and Zwift racing.

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Episode 3 - Zwift Worlds and WTRL Series from 2020-09-23T03:23:44

The panel is back, this week covering the recently announced Zwift Worlds hosted by the UCI and the Zwift-sponsored WTRL community race series coming to the platform this winter. 

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Episode 2 - Project Echelon Racing from 2020-09-16T04:11:15

Eric Hill and Frank Cundiff of Project Echelon Racing join the Nowhere Fast crew to talk about their new Project Echelon Racing League coming to RGT this fall. For more information about the lea...

Episode 1 - New Name, Same Game from 2020-09-04T03:03:39