Podcasts by OMG I Can

F*ck This Job, And F*ck You Too! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Creep is here to tell us how she went viral on the internet... and not how she may have wanted to.

I Am Celine Dion God Damnit! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Iris is here to ring in the New Year with us.

It's The Best Of The Worst Year Ever. Happy New Year B*tches! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

We come up with the best stories of the worst year ever! Goodbye 2020!

Put On Your Diapers And Ugly Christmas Sweaters, We Are Going Caroling! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It’s not a war on Christmas, that’s for sure. And Crista is here to help us figure it out.

Suicide... By Gas Station Sushi? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Silvia is back, but she's here to laugh today. An odd news medical addition with our resident nurse!

You’ve Been Duped Stupid! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Big guy is here and we talk NXIVM and cult membership requirements.

Are You Having A Good Time? Lord Knows I Am... Not! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Silvia, Our resident nurse is here to help us understand and laugh at this bummer of a year!

Heart Attack On The Way To A Size 6 Bitches!! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Minor ups vs major downs of Jess’s new MS medication.

Hey Creep, Can You Give Me A Hand? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Its time to get weird! We need to take our mind off the real news of late. Crista is here to help us learn about the worlds craziest stories.

I Lost!! And I’m Staying!!!!! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Fatima is here!

Give Me A Sliver of That Liver! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Can You Wear Those Lashes In Jail? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

James is here to get us mentally ready for the election with a good laugh. Are you ready? Whats your plan?

Get In Loser, We're Going Voting! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Ask Me A Question... No Actually Don’t! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Sorry. Not Sorry Bitches! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Chicken Wings, Airplane Wings, Oh My! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

James joins us with his crocs to have a good much needed laugh.

Armageddon... Grab Your Under-eye Concealer from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Welcome our friend Iris to the show! She’s here to balance out Jess’s rage.

Build The Bunker B**ches! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The Big Guy is here to catch us up after his Covid diagnosis, and we get deep guys.

Beaver Nuggets With a Side of MS from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Escape From New York... With Mazola! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Live from New York... Fatima is with us!

Thank You For Being A Friend from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The Big Guy is with us, remotely, from his sick bed with Covid.

WeAreGoingToArrestYouMotherF*cker.com from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

James is here to lighten things up and have a good laugh with some odd news.

I’m Screaming... Inside My Heart! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

We Are Literally Talking to John About Yeezys, Rollercoasters, And Miracle Bleach.

See You In 2 And 2! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Silvia, Our very own resident nurse, is here to speak the truth with us.

OMG, It's A Bitch Fest For The Fed Up! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Get Two Dui's For The Price Of One! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Its an odd news day with Crista!

I’ve Got My Money On Meth! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Big Guy is here for some new odd news stories!

Don’t Let Your Finger On The Trigger Linger! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Congratulations Florida! It's Not You. from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Dumpster Parties, Mega Churches, And Bag Pipes

Karens, Start Your Engines! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Smile, You're On Candid Camera! Don't be an asshole Karen, everyone has a camera in their pocket.

#Blessed... F**k Off! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Black Lives Matter!

Psych Evaluation With A Nice Chianti from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Big guy joins us for another socially distanced episode

Squeeze My Melons, No Don’t! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Mother is here for a very special Mother’s Day

Pepper Spray With A Shot Of Bleach! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Take One Down Pass It Around, 70 Bottles Of Rum On The Wall! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Rum, Belvedere Vodka, Deviled Eggs and Truffle Brownies With Mother!

It’s 4th of July!!! .... In April? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It’s an Odd News Day!

Holy Sh*t, Jesus Blood? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

James is here... via zoom. What's happening guys?

Is It Gin, Or Is It Bathsalts?! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

We recorded this before the quarantine, when news was still just odd and funny sometimes.

Quarantine For Dummies...Or Dummies In Quarantine? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Safer At Home Updates! What Is Everyone Up Too?

Tampons With Boneless Wings from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Taking a Bath at Wendys, Accidental Condoms, Tampons and Boneless Wings

‘Rona Got Me Locked Up! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

After her MS treatment Jess is on a very serious quarantine.

Bitch Run, Corona is Here! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Topless update and coronavirus

Let's Go Tubing... in Cabernet! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Wine Spill, Cashing Checks While Black, Lost For 30 Years.

Just Another Naked Guy On A Bus from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Rita Wilsons Glam Team, Remaking TV, A New Naked Guy

Florida God Damn It! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Do You Know What a Furry is Mother? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

When Squirrels Attack! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Ma’am, It’s Just A Sandal! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

I'm Rich Bitch, BYE!! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Panties, Planes, and Baby Tossing...Its an Odd News Day! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Happy New Year! We're Back!! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

We Are Back, I'm Too Busy, Resolutions, Hustle In The New Year.

Sister Patrick Kicked Johns A**! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Straight Parades, Threatening Children, Pedophile Son in Law

Do You Want It On A Bisquit? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Popeyes Sandwiches, Bodybuilder Nana, and Late Queens

Karen Needs To See The Manager! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Karen Culture, Dream Jobs, and Jess's New TV Obsession

Bitch, Please! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Blown Up Houses, Natural Disasters, and All Things Bitch!

Watch Out Debbie, They'll Flog You For That! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

8 Foot Snakes, Polite Kids, and Hypocrites

Pirate Ships, Left Overs and Naked Folks...Its Saturday Night! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Jess in Canada, a Lifted Green Uber Truck, and Another Naked Intruder

Happy Hallo-weird! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Its Jess's favorite holiday! John Wayne Gacy, Jeffrey Dahmer, a prankster at a funeral and a halloween themed odd news story!

Who’s Your Mother? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Nicknames, Boy Bands, Plane Bathrooms, and Amazon.

Bitch, Grab Your Purse! This Place is on Fire!! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Fire, Old People Driving, and Jess’s Latest MS Recap.

Get Some Pork On Your Fork, But Get A Haircut First! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

She Doesn't Even Work Here! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

On the menu. Serving deep fried rat with a side of chicken sandwich. Bon appetite bitches!!

My Filter Fell Off! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Incels, Frozen Babies and a Really Good Video Filter.

My Dog Ordered That Porn! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The Billy Graham rule, Dave Chapelle's new comedy special, and a dog that has a taste for the Hustler Channel.

Soul Drainers, Closeted Men, and Night Terrors, Oh My! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

John is here to do a follow up about Jess’s break in story, soul suckers in their lives, and Elizabeth Smarts father.

A Pastor, A Nudist and A Vegan Stripper Walk into A Bar.... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Love after Lock Up, A Naked Man in a Fireplace and Lost and Found Drugs and Money. It's a good one.

Put on a Hockey Mask and Gather Around the Campfire Kids... Its a Back to School Special! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Teachers put up with a lot today & they can't even hit your kids! And, the Norma Rae of cosmetics pushed to the edge,

Put Some Goggles On, Maybe A Breathing Mask And Shake You! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

High School memories, outrage culture, people that are never showering again!

Turmeric or Tequila Darling? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Chronic Illness, Past Lives, and Pissing on Potatoes.

Airports, Vomit, Hospitals And A Great Hair Day. from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Jess welcomes Chan and Stephanie for her first Throuple.

No One Looks Good at Belly Level! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

John flaked, so Jess throws Stephanie in to talk Uber drivers, Go Fund Me accounts, and a shocking viral story of the moment.

Martha, Open The F***ing Door! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

FUBS, Jess's Potential Murder Story, Are You Living As An Imposter.

Prison is No Place for a Lady, Just ask Claire Huxtable from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Rude People on Their Phone, Hoarders, and Bill Cosby in Prison

I'm The Person Who Would Shoot Themselves in The Tit! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Jess welcomes Stephanie to discuss Odd News; guns, testicles, weed, rats, mustaches and murder.

Who is Sailing this Ship? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Meet the crew and learn how we started this podcast. BONUS episode!

Quit Playing With Razors! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Jess invites John back for a fun conversation about Elizabeth Holmes, people getting attacked on the street, and both of them living amongst the hipsters.

Nippy is Coming to Kick Your Ass! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Jess talks cults, the Turpin Parents getting sentenced, and being a crazy pet parent.

When I'm on the edge, give me my compact from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Michael Jackson, R. Kelly and how to raise a child, from two people without children.

Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Can we give a grandfather pass? Is social media ruining nice things for a picture? Who would marry the night stalker?

Meet Jess, Your Host on the Edge from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Meet Jess, the host of OMG I Can't

Let Me See What I Can Do from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Misadventures in working retail and Jess's ultra stressful week jumping through hoops and threatening people to get her MS treatment.

Bullet Hole Ballsac from 2020-09-10T00:00

Meet Jess, Your Host on the Edge from 2019-06-10T20:00

Meet Jess, your host, the woman on the edge.  The host of OMG I Can't.  She gives us a glimpse into how we got here, her MS diagnosis, her unique sense of humor and what motivated her to st...

Meet Jess, Your Host on the Edge from 2019-06-10T20:00

Meet Jess, your host, the woman on the edge.  The host of OMG I Can't.  She gives us a glimpse into how we got here, her MS diagnosis, her unique sense of humor and what motivated her to st...