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Time to reopen the storybook! Abbey and Beth are doing a rewatch of ABC's Once Upon a Time.
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S4E6: The Cold Hard Truth from 2022-04-20T12:00:02
Beth & Abbey try to figure out why an evil mirror spirit is the only one making any sense in "Family Business."
This week's Snowqueen shout-out goes to: Cecile Jenny!
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S4E5: Ice Viking in Retrograde from 2022-04-10T13:00:04
We've got Swanqueen Rising—but that darn ice viking keeps getting in the way. Beth & Abbey talk about Lily's debut, Sydney's schemes, and why Emma had to do Snow Queen dirty with that VCR freeze fr...
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S4E4: Pickled Hand from 2022-04-02T13:00:02
Beth & Abbey try to navigate the twists on twists on twists in "The Apprentice," with mild success.
This week's Patreon shout-out goes to: Ashley Buscetta!
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S4E3: Eeeevil Snowflakes from 2022-03-13T13:00:02
Beth & Abbey welcome the arrival of Evil Cleavage 2.0 in "Rocky Road," an episode that also centers around shaming a traumatized mother and Prince Hans' weird family dynamics.
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S4E2: Bo Peep Mob Boss from 2022-03-07T13:00:03
It's time to review the greatest episode of Once Upon a Time: "White Out." This will either be the shortest or longest episode in OUATiming history. Buckle up.
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S4E1: Snail Trail from 2022-02-28T16:02:20
(note: fixed!) Beth & Abbey don't really want to build a snowman after sitting through the season four premiere "A Tale of Two Sisters."
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Season 3 Recap from 2022-02-19T17:00:02
Beth & Abbey discuss the highlights and lowlights of both halves of season 3, what's to come in season 4—and why this was such a turning point for Once Upon a Time.
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S3E22: A Cold Wind Blows Through the House from 2022-02-13T15:00:02
We've reached the end of season three—how did that even happen? Beth & Abbey talk about where we've been, where we're going, and why Elsa needed to check those gloves at the door.
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S3E21: How'd You Get That Hook? from 2022-02-05T17:00:03
Beth & Abbey jump into a portal of fantasy LARPing, extreme Snow close-ups, and men getting jealous of themselves.
This week's Snowqueen Patreon shout-out goes to: Philipp Korn!
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S3E20: Girl, Wash Your (Green) Face from 2022-01-29T15:00:02
The final showdown between Zelena and Regina is finally here—but only after Zelena gets invited to join a bewitching MLM.
This week's Patreon shout-out goes to: Ashley Buscetta!
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S3E19: Frodo x Emma from 2022-01-16T17:57:56
In this episode, Beth & Abbey chat about Emma's magic and parenting skills. Don't worry, the podcast episode title will make sense later. (Sorry for the delay! When you hear Beth's voice, you'll un...
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S3E18: Ghost of Cora Past from 2022-01-08T14:00:01
Beth & Abbey get grossed out by that scene... you know the one. Also, they share why they are hashtag Team Eva.
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Princess Switch 3 (with Ty and Tim!) from 2021-12-25T14:00:02
For this special Patreon episode (made public) Beth & Abbey enlisted *both* of the OUAT husbands to talk about the third Princess Switch movie: Romancing the Star. They chat about "pie crust dreams...
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S3E17: Hooked on a Feeling from 2021-12-17T16:00:04
Beth & Abbey board the "Jolly Roger" to talk about Hook's blossoming romance, land pirates, Charming's obsession with pick-up trucks, and how the Ariel reveal needed to make more sense.
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S3E16: Sad Girl Thoughts from 2021-12-11T19:00:02
Beth & Abbey get creeped out by "It's Not Easy Being Green"... and Beth utters a sentence so egregious it almost makes Abbey quit the podcast (not really!).
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S3E15 Rumple Redemption Tour from 2021-12-04T15:00:02
Beth & Abbey get loud about "Quiet Minds," chatting about Neil's swan song, hot pants, and how the "sins of the father" storyline falls flat. Pour out an orange juice for Neil!
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S3E14: Poop Herb from 2021-11-23T17:00:13
Beth & Abbey venture up "The Tower" to talk about bad hair extensions, directorial choices, and all the ways Once Upon a Time lives for Daddy Issues™. This week's Snowqueen Patron shout-out goes to...
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S3E13: Main Character Energy from 2021-11-14T15:00:10
Beth & Abbey go on a "Witch Hunt" to unpack Zelena's arrival in Storybrooke, and also poke a little fun at Robin Hood's mime skills. This week's Snowqueen Shout-Out goes to La Femme Fictionale!
S3E12: And They Called It Monkey Love from 2021-11-07T21:00:08
Beth & Abbey sing a "New York City Serenade" in this Wicked reset of Once Upon a Time. Beth gushes about Emma's outfits, Abbey laments her giant apartment, and both of them are obsessed with one qu...
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S3E11: Shishkadaddy from 2021-10-30T14:00:05
Beth & Abbey are "Going Home" in this standout episode of Once Upon a Time—chatting about slow-moving curse clouds, more bad flying stunts, and whether loyalty counts as the thing Pan Pan loves mos...
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S3E10: Pan Pan from 2021-10-23T16:00:04
Look out, we're doing a Freaky Friday! Beth & Abbey chat about "The New Neverland," which has one important storyline building to an exciting midseason finale... and some nonsense about Medusa livi...
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S3E9: As a Mothers from 2021-10-16T14:00:08
Beth & Abbey get real about motherhood, adoption, and whether "Save Henry" holds up after all this time.
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S3E8: The Moon, The Moon, Beth It's the Moon from 2021-10-09T16:00:11
Beth & Abbey cast a moon spell on "Think Lovely Thoughts," chatting about Peter Pan's long-awaited backstory, the surprising actor behind young Rumple, and why skulls are just the coolest.
S3E7: Kingdom of Shadows from 2021-10-03T13:00:08
It's the German title! Beth & Abbey divide their time between Storybrooke and the love triangle in "Dark Hollow," and ponder how many bad decisions Henry will make by the end of this.
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S3E6: Enjoy Your Eggs from 2021-09-25T14:00:16
Beth & Abbey head into the Cave of Secrets to chat about why adding exposition-filled video game levels is a bad way to move the plot forward. Also, what's the deal with these costumes?
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S3E5: Gaslight, Gatekeep, David from 2021-09-18T14:00:02
Beth & Abbey get mad about Charming's selfishness and talk about "the kiss that launched a thousand ships."
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S3E4: Dancing Teens from 2021-09-13T00:34:37
Beth & Abbey discuss "Nasty Habits," praise Neil's journey into badassery, and get uncomfortable about so much of this episode.
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S3E3: Big For No Reason! from 2021-09-04T14:00:09
Beth & Abbey discuss the season 3 episode "Quite a Common Fairy," which features way too many storylines, even more bad decisions, and the Wrath of the Blue Fairy Despot.
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S3E2: A Charming Gold Digger from 2021-08-27T13:00:05
In this latest episode of Once Upon a Timing, Beth & Abbey chat about Snow's sword flex, why everyone hates Hook's plans, and Beth's personal connection to Regina's latest outfit.
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S3E1: The Lost Teens Bullied Me from 2021-08-20T14:00:09
Beth & Abbey return to a weekly schedule with season three's premiere, "The Heart of the Truest Believer." Greg and Tamara beef it, the Storybrooke crew battles emotion storms, and Henry takes a ri...
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Season 2 Recap from 2021-08-17T13:00:03
Beth & Abbey talk about the ups and downs of Once Upon a Time season 2—including Hook's debut, their favorite storylines, and why this season is one-of-a-kind (for better or worse).
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S2E22: The Cardiology of Most Certainty from 2021-07-30T13:00:04
We've reached the finale of season two! And the Storybrooke family tree is slowly becoming a weird, awkward circle.
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S2E21: Portal Puberty from 2021-07-20T14:00:04
It's time to head to Neverland... the happiest place on earth!
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S2E20: Queen Eva (and Greg) from 2021-07-04T13:00:06
Sorry for the delay! It's been quite a few weeks, but exciting things are on the way! Beth & Abbey chat about "The Evil Queen," an episode that tries to look into why the Evil Queen is so gosh darn...
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S2E19: Lucifer and Lacey from 2021-06-12T16:00:14
This week Beth and Abbey discuss an old but discontinued face of Robin Hood, why Lacey sort of rules, and why Rumple was the way that he was for some reason.
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S2E18: Once I Was a Wooden Boy from 2021-05-29T14:00:11
Beth & Abbey discuss "Selfless, Brave, and True," the episode where secrets are revealed about Neil's fiancée—and an actor has to give a heartfelt speech in full CGI.
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S2E17: Daaaaaaaaddy from 2021-05-18T14:00:19
Beth & Abbey go back to the "beginning" with "Welcome to Storybrook," and Beth keeps creeping Abbey out with one word.
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S2E16: Bonerstiltskin from 2021-04-23T14:00:10
Beth & Abbey chat about the origin story of Cora, played by the talented Rose McGowan! Plus, they get creeped out by Sensual Rumple... a lot.
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S2E15: The Extinction of Good from 2021-04-09T18:00:16
Beth & Abbey chat about killer candles and Mary Margaret's berets, and wonder where the heck the king is in "The Queen Is Dead." Plus, Beth debuts a brand-new segment!
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S2E14: Babies and Babies and... from 2021-03-26T14:00:10
Beth's back! She has returned to Storybrook—and just in time. We're talking about one of the biggest episodes in Once Upon a Time history, where every reveal gets its own reveal. Plus, baby dragon ...
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S2E13: Brother Dad from 2021-03-07T11:20:20
Abbey and her guest co-host this week (her lovely husband!) talk about the Once Upon a Time's 13th episode of the 2nd season, "Tiny". We also talk movies, Lost references, and I am pretty sure two ...
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S2E12: Mary Shelley Land from 2021-02-22T11:05:07
Abbey and Joy talk about season 2 episode 12, "In the Name of the Brother".
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S2E11: Chekhov's Fairy Dust from 2021-02-07T18:30:19
Abbey is joined once again by Joy to discuss this very soap opera episode of OUAT!
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S2Ep10: A Wild RumBelle Appears! from 2021-01-23T06:35:12
Hello my lovelies! Beth's maternity leave has started and Abbey is joined by the lovely Joy! We talk in an extra long episode about Joy's history with OUAT, the breakdown of episode 10 "The Cricket...
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S2E9: Heartless Queens from 2021-01-09T20:00:16
Cora's ready to make her Storybrooke debut, but can some squid ink stop her? Only one way to find out!
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S2E8: Rolling in the Fire from 2021-01-01T20:00:15
Beth & Abbey fall into the Red Room of Fire—as they get distracted by the Ladies Who Tavern, Netflix's Bridgerton, and the end of 2020.
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BONUS: Sleigh All Day from 2020-12-25T16:51:23
Happy Holidays! Beth & Abbey are joined by former Shark Jumping co-host Tim Sampson to chat about the holiday season and bid a not-so-fond farewell to 2020.
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S2E7: Moon Prism Power from 2020-12-18T22:00:07
In this episode, Beth & Abbey chat about Red's Twilight ripoff...and get repeatedly grossed out at the thought of King George chopping a tow truck driver in half.
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S2E6: Magic Cuff from 2020-12-11T14:00:20
This week, Beth & Abbey climb up a beanstalk and steal a car in "Tallahassee," an episode that gives us more of Emma's backstory—and a looooot of CGI.
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S2E5: I'm Not Daniel, I'm Murder Man from 2020-12-04T14:00:13
This week, it's the Nightmare Before Christmas because we're talking about Halloween around the holidays! We finally learn Dr. Whale's origin story, and see how many scary faces Daniel can manage. ...
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S2E4: Guyliner, Ahoy! from 2020-11-28T19:00:16
Happy Turkey Week! We're celebrating Abbey's birthday with the debut of Captain Hook, as the Ladies Who Tavern learn the true meaning of the phrase: "All mimosas come at a price."
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S2E3: Melee Crossbow from 2020-11-22T11:30:10
Abbey and Beth discuss why asking women about their plans for children is a bad idea, why Charming's step dad is THE WORST, and why bringing a crossbow to a fist fight is also a pretty bad idea.
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S2E2: Uh Oh, It's Magic, You Know from 2020-11-14T14:00:16
Beth & Abbey chat about the second episode of season 2, "We Are Both," which sees Charming rising up as a new leader, Regina falling back into her old ways, and Geppetto saying "screw it!" just fiv...
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S2E1: Emotional Baggage from 2020-11-07T14:00:18
We've reached season 2! Beth & Abbey chat about "Broken," the first episode of a largely forgotten season. But does it pack the punch of the first?
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Season 1 Recap Chat from 2020-10-31T13:00:14
We made it! Beth & Abbey chat about the highlights and lowlights of Once Upon a Time season 1, answer some listener questions, and ponder what's to come in season 2.
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S1E22: Guns and Dragons from 2020-10-23T11:30:04
We made it to the season finale of season 1! Tears, tears, and more tears! Beth and Abbey go in depth on this episode for an extra long podcast! So pull up some apple cider and join us!
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S1E21: Forbidden Fruit from 2020-10-16T13:00:02
Beth & Abbey sink their teeth into "An Apple Red as Blood," the penultimate episode of season one—and why Regina should never make plans on-the-fly.
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S1E20: If I Was a Wooden Boy from 2020-10-09T13:00:11
Beth & Abbey (literally) dive into August's backstory with "The Stranger," and discuss the lengths Regina is willing to go to get herself some strange.
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S1E19: Helicopter Dark One from 2020-10-02T20:00:12
PAPA! It's time for "The Return," where we finally learn why Rumple concocted this whole curse to bring everyone to a land without magic. Also, seriously: What's up with the Blue Fairy? What's her ...
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S1E18: Stable Brah from 2020-09-25T13:00:07
In this latest episode, Beth & Abbey introduce the world to the terrible wonder that is Regina's mother, Cora. Plus, Sydney's terrible spy flowers and another Prop Newspaper Shout-Out!
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S1E17: We Stan It from 2020-09-19T21:00:03
In this latest episode, Beth & Abbey are introduced to the majesty that is Sebastian Stan, and wonder who is the Hearted Queen behind the veil? I mean, we obviously know, but still!
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S1E16: The Ladies Who Tavern from 2020-09-11T13:00:14
In this week's episode, Beth & Abbey chat about Snow becoming a "bad apple" in "Heart of Darkness"—as well as debut their newest OUAT gossip group, The Ladies Who Tavern.
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S1E15: Granny With a Crossbow from 2020-09-04T13:00:08
Little Red Riding WHO? Beth & Abbey dive into the latest OUAT origin story with "Red-Handed," which tells the shocking origin story of Red/Ruby... and gives us the coolest granny of all time.
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S1E14: Egg Babe from 2020-08-28T18:00:17
Beth & Abbey deal with one of the worst episodes of season one, "Dreamy," which makes them ask way too many questions about dwarf reproduction, giant snakes, and indentured servitude. Plus, a speci...
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S1E13: Throw the Whole David Out from 2020-08-21T14:00:06
Beth & Abbey solve the mystery of "What Happened to Frederick," and lay a whole buncha shame on David for doing literally all the terrible things.
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S1E12: Game of Thorns from 2020-08-14T12:00:19
Beth & Abbey open the Pandora's Box that is "Rumbelle," and marvel at the fact that Belle just cut off someone's legs without a second thought.
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S1E11: All Wishes Come with a Murder from 2020-08-07T12:00:21
Beth & Abbey summon Giancarlo Esposito to learn the origin story of the Magic Mirror, and repeatedly chastise Emma for making very very bad sheriff choices.
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S1E10: In Two Days Time from 2020-07-31T12:00:17
This week, Beth & Abbey dive into "7:15am," an episode that's full of romance—and some serious red flags. Charming, come on, seriously.
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S1E9: Gravy or Butter from 2020-07-24T12:00:09
Beth & Abbey chat about the gorgeous but deadly blind witch (played by Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Emma Caulfield!), why Regina was being a total dick to some kids, and whether Hansel is the worst c...
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S1E8: Binders Full of Charters from 2020-07-17T12:00:08
Beth & Abbey chat about Rumple's origin story in "Desperate Souls"—along with the history of journalists running for sheriff, and whether it was the Evil Queen or her curse that studied up on Ameri...
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S1E7: 50 Shades of Graham from 2020-07-10T12:00:10
Content Warning: Discussions of sexual assault and dubious consent. Beth & Abbey talk about a tragic episode of Once Upon a Time, "The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter." One that gave fans the first shock ...
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S1E6: DoppëlDavid from 2020-07-03T12:00:05
Beth & Abbey are back and they're ready to talk about David's wig! Plus, chatting about Graham's side hustle, the Midas touch, and a humbling (and slightly embarrassing) Corrections Corner.
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S1E5: Everybody Wants to Be a Bug from 2020-06-19T12:00:20
Beth & Abbey learn the origin story of Jiminy Cricket in "That Still Small Voice," with a bonus cameo from Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bodham Carter (not really)! What are the odds???
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S1E4: Pawn Shop Adoptions from 2020-06-12T12:00:02
Beth & Abbey dive into Cinderella's story in "The Price of Gold," which proves why a fairy tale about Rumple stealing a baby doesn't exactly work in modern day.
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S1E3: Jimmy Nooooooo from 2020-05-29T12:41:32
Beth & Abbey dive into Snow and Charming's origin story with "Snow Falls," which gives us the first hints that this isn't going to be your typical fairy tale.
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S1E2: The Mystery of Michael Wong from 2020-05-22T12:28:52
Beth & Abbey continue with "The Thing You Love Most," where Emma and Regina face off over Henry... but the real threat might be Dr. Hopper's professional ethics.
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S1E1: The Queen Has Returned from 2020-05-15T17:39:32
Beth & Abbey hop in our yellow VW beetle and drive home to Storybrooke for the "Pilot" of Once Upon a Time, where nothing is as it seems... but it still feels like coming home again.
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Hello Dearies (OUATiming is Back!) from 2020-05-12T13:37:33
We're back! Beth & Abbey preview the "reboot" of Once Upon a Timing, where we'll be going back to the beginning of Once Upon a Time to do weekly recaps of the beloved yet kinda bonkers fantasy saga...
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A Final Celebration of Once Upon a Time from 2018-06-09T16:09:33
Beth & Abbey commemorate seven seasons of Once Upon a Time, and share comments from their lovely Baby Dragon listeners.
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S7E22: Long May She Reign from 2018-05-23T16:47:53
It's an extra-long episode as Beth & Abbey talk about the series finale and what this season could have been. A few laughs, some tears, and a parting wish: That Grumpy had gotten to shout "It's a c...
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S7E21: A Fever Dream of Bad Fan Fic from 2018-05-16T01:07:36
The series finale has begun! Beth & Abbey try to cope with their wildest fan fiction coming true, while also being laughably bad. They also chat a bit about their new podcast, Charming!
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S7E20: Whoa this is heavy, Doc from 2018-05-09T03:13:17
This week Beth and Abbey talk proper phone etiquette, Rumple's "importance", and each break into several classic rock hits at random intervals. This might be the closest y'all get to a musical epis...
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S7E19: Dark But Boss from 2018-05-03T02:03:46
Beth & Abbey break down an episode that might've changed the history of the human race as we know it. Stay through to the end for an exciting announcement! Info below:
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S7E18: 'I Don't Understand' Face from 2018-04-23T01:42:31
Beth & Abbey pay a visit to Rumplestilskin's ofrenda to chat about Margot and Tilly's first date and whatever the deal was with Anastasia. They also have a little rant about how Once Upon a Time ha...
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S7E17: Beignets of Broken Trust from 2018-04-17T22:16:38
Beth & Abbey check out the Evil Queen's directorial debut! Also, they struggle to figure out Samdi's end game, and picture Kelly's side gig teaching Soul Cycle to Mark Zuckerberg. Stay past the end...
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S7E16: Shut Up and Eat Your Pop-Tarts from 2018-04-11T02:21:45
Beth and Abbey do a deep dive into pirate performance art, training periods in a food truck, and the some helpful tips about pushing the right button to avoid fairy tale murder nerds.
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S7E15: There but for the grace of God, go Ivy from 2018-04-05T09:08:28
On this latest episode of OUATiming, Beth & Abbey mourn the loss of the show's best new character and talk about some bad bromance.
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S7E14: On Wednesdays We Summon Yellow Beetles from 2018-03-28T01:53:21
This week Abbey and Beth talk about the glorious lack of Gopples and Rumple. It's amazing. And did the writers learn a lesson? And let's be honest, Lucy was seconds away from saying, "Walkie Talkie...
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S7E13: CSI Hyperion Heights from 2018-03-22T01:15:08
Since this latest episode was pretty boring, Beth & Abbey count how many times Rumple insists on sitting down in his scenes. Hint: It's a lot.
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S7E12: 'Sup Girl from 2018-03-14T01:54:14
Beth & Abbey try to figure out why Tiana is being crowned queen, gush over Regina's new man, and once again dive into Seattle Municipal Code.
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S7E11: Bottomless Mimosas from 2018-03-07T02:30:38
AND WE ARE BACK! Abbey and Beth discuss the final midseason premiere for Once Upon a Time. We talk about brunches, Cool Aunt Regina, misuse of the term cults, and, for a moment, The Bachelor. What ...
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News, Rumors, and the Future from 2018-03-02T01:14:33
Just in time for Once Upon a Time to return, Beth and Abbey chat about what's to come in the final season, as well as Descendants 3 and the new shows they're most psyched about (hint: they're both ...
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Our Favorite Disney Memories! from 2018-02-14T23:35:07
Beth & Abbey are joined by Tim Sampson to chat about their favorite Disney movies, greatest park memories, and the new Grant biography (for some reason).
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Emergency Podcast: OUAT Ending from 2018-02-07T03:13:19
Join Beth & Abbey for a special sentimental-filled episode of OUATiming, where they talk about the series ending after season 7 and what that means for fans of the show... as well as the podcast.
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The Princess and the Frog from 2018-02-02T22:20:03
Beth & Abbey, having recovered from near-death, sit down and watch Disney's The Princess and the Frog. Creepy villain deaths, giant skirts, and Randy Newmans everywhere!
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Descendants 2 from 2018-01-10T00:27:42
It's the midseason breakpalooza! Beth & Abbey dive into the sequel to Disney's Descendants, the Manic Panic exploits of a group of teenage villains. Mal has matured, Uma poses a new threat, and Kin...
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S7E10: One Flew Over Rapunzel's Tower from 2017-12-19T13:14:39
It's the midseason finale! Beth & Abbey navigate the Jolly Roger through a sea of plot twists, try to figure out why everyone is cool with Lady Tremaine all of a sudden, and reveal the most shockin...
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S7E9: You're Tearing Me Apart, Weaver! from 2017-12-13T04:17:43
This week Beth and Abbey discuss why Gothel is the worst, also so is Cinderella, also so is Rumple. But hey, at least there is also talk of Star Wars, hair growth science, and radishes.
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S7E7.5: Hook's Tower and Henry's Crush from 2017-11-29T03:04:03
On this special double episode of Once Upon a Timing, Beth & Abbey try to figure out how Hook climbed the tower, as well as who Henry's true love actually is (hint it's Nick). Also, they talk about...
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S7E6: Booze and a Bat from 2017-11-15T03:38:51
In the latest episode, Beth and Abbey talk about Roni and her Louisville Slugger, more bad hair pieces, and Drizella crushing it all. day. long.
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S7E5: This Is My Walking Lemonade from 2017-11-08T11:41:36
Beth is back! She and Abbey talk about Jacinda's terrible firefighting skills, Tiana's unfortunate origin story, and why they're changing the title of the episode to "Inigo Montoya."
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S7E4: Chip's Unfinished Business from 2017-11-01T04:03:17
Second Beth-less episode as Tyson does his best to fill her shoes. Abbey and Tyson talk the plot lines of episode 4: Beauty. They talk undead tea cups, mysterious Guardians, and at some point in th...
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S7E3: Oogie Boogie Attack from 2017-10-24T03:21:50
Welcome to the first of the Beth-less episodes! Abbey is joined by her lovely husband to do a mini recap and also answer some questions about the show and the new season! We talk new Star Wars anal...
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S7E2: Hookelganger from 2017-10-18T00:11:02
In the latest episode of Once Upon a Timing, Beth & Abbey chat about Weaver's new threads, Emma's hair-don't, and "phrasing."
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S7E1: The Henry Generation from 2017-10-10T03:31:55
Once Upon a Time returns for its controversial reboot season... and it's good?
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Wonderland Ep. 13: And Now the End Is Here from 2017-10-07T01:44:22
It's the final episode of Once Upon a Time in Wonderland! And what a journey it's been. Beth & Abbey chat about happy endings, bottled genies, and Jabber Justice.
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Wonderland Ep. 12: A Bowl of Nets from 2017-10-02T11:45:17
We're nearing the end of Once Upon a Time in Wonderland, and things are getting tense! Beth & Abbey chat about "To Catch a Thief," as well as discuss facts and rumors about the next season of Once ...
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Wonderland, Ep 11: Willennium from 2017-09-21T11:58:11
Beth & Abbey gush over what might be the best episode of Once Upon a Time in Wonderland, while also chatting about lounging Jabberwockies and new Henry's jawline.
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Wonderland, Ep. 10: Dead Man Jabberwocking from 2017-09-15T01:23:35
In the latest episode of Once Upon a Time in Wonderland, Beth & Abbey chat about what happens when a Jabberwocky comes across a woman with eyeballs. Also, rumors for OUAT Season 7!
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Wonderland, Ep. 9: Pile of Heads from 2017-08-14T00:32:05
Once Upon a Time in Wonderland is back! In this latest episode, Will adjusts to life as a Genie thanks to Lizard... who seems to think "change everything for a guy" is a good romance strategy. Also...
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S6 Recap: Wait, That's It? from 2017-06-01T11:41:33
Beth & Abbey dive into the last "true" season of Once Upon a Time, looking at the disappointing Final Battle, the (surprisingly!) best character, and who's not coming back to Storybrooke next year.
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S6E22: Swan Song from 2017-05-17T03:47:01
It's the final curtain call for many of our Storybrooke heroes, but the story isn't over yet. Beth & Abbey chat about the Final Battle and how it closed out a major chapter in Once Upon a Time.
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S6E21: Fiona Is Bad At Her Job from 2017-05-17T03:33:15
In the first half of the two-part season finale, Henry is trying to make a true believer of Emma... while Madame Mayor Fiona tries to foil them with the weakest curse of all time.
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S6E20: With a Smile and a Song from 2017-05-11T02:32:07
It's the musical extravaganza you didn't know you needed in your life! Beth & Abbey gush about the penultimate episode of the season (if not the series), while also discussing what could've made it...
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BONUS: Post-Musical Episode Chat! from 2017-05-08T01:54:39
Join Beth & Abbey for a special post-episode gabfest where we dish about our favorite moments of the much-hyped musical extravaganza!
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S6E19: Yeah, She Chose Power from 2017-05-07T00:35:22
It's the Black Fairy's entire origin story, condensed into one episode that—let's face it—we all slugged through waiting for next week's musical.
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S6E18: It's (Still) Not Easy Being Green from 2017-04-26T11:58:15
It's Zelena's best friend! Wait, you don't remember Zelena's best friend? That's okay, the writers barely do either! Beth & Abbey are preparing for the Final Battle with the latest episode of Once ...
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S6E17: Where Is Baby Neal? from 2017-04-20T13:04:34
Beth & Abbey sniff out a rose-scented McGuffin, discuss Disney's uncomfortable history with Tiger Lily, and ask the most important of all: Who the hell is watching Baby Neal?
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S6E16: The Tiny Spider Escape from 2017-04-15T23:00:34
Beth & Abbey spend an hour giggling about spiders.
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S6E15 What Happens in the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room... from 2017-04-09T11:49:21
Beth & Abbey chat about Gideon's overly complex scheme, Ariel's spork fetish and why drunk Snow is the best Snow.
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S6E14: Double McGuffin with Cheese from 2017-03-31T23:41:16
Beth & Abbey chat about Evil Queen and Robin Two's ungraceful exit, Evil Black Arrows and Hook's depressing journey 20,000 leagues under the sea.
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S6E13: Hold My Rum from 2017-03-21T21:52:29
Abbey literally yelled her voice raw from this latest episode. We're not kidding.
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S6E12: 18 Holes of Golf from 2017-03-16T01:41:04
Beth & Abbey chat about "Murder Most Foul," one of the best episodes OUAT has done in at least a year... we can pretend the last two minutes didn't happen, right?
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S6E11: Buncha Whiny Man-Babies from 2017-03-10T02:46:49
Beth & Abbey are back! And so is Once Upon a Time... well, technically. Gideon's brooding, Robin is "happy" and Charming's wife is suffering in eternal torment.
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Wonderland Ep. 8: Is This Home? from 2017-03-05T23:27:21
Beth & Abbey return next week with Once Upon a Time's midseason return! In the meantime, they close out the first chapter of Wonderland's coverage with angry Jafar, repentant Red Queen and a lot of...
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Wonderland Ep. 7: #DaddyIssues from 2017-03-05T22:20:36
Beth & Abbey try to wrap their heads around watching a child be murdered on Once Upon a Time. They fail.
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Wonderland Ep. 6: They're Dahlias, You Monster from 2017-02-27T15:47:27
Beth & Abbey bemoan Alice's deplorable family, marvel at Jafar and Anastasia's gorgeous outfits, and try to figure out why Cyrus the Genie won't just fly to safety. Come on, dude, it's not hard.
Wonderland Ep. 5: Down to Crown from 2017-02-19T15:55:13
**Whoops! There was a corruption in the original audio file, so y'all get the special Patreon edition this week.
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Wonderland Ep. 4: Badger Badger Badger from 2017-02-10T23:29:11
Beth & Abbey dive into the fourth episode of Once Upon a Time in Wonderland, which there we take a look at Jafar's humble beginnings and how he really is a hero despite everything. Jk, he's the act...
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Wonderland Ep. 3: Cool as a Caterpillar from 2017-02-03T17:35:37
Beth & Abbey dive into the third episode of Once Upon a Time in Wonderland, which has Alice and Will trying to find the McGuffin Rope to find out what we’ve already known for, like, a whole episode...
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Wonderland Episode 2: Secret Bunny Man from 2017-01-27T17:29:05
Beth & Abbey are back with episode 2 of OUATiming in Wonderland! They chat about Alice and Cyrus' romance, the Red Queen's Bowie Manservants and why bad CG is better than bad writing.
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Wonderland Ep. 1 - Hello Alice from 2017-01-20T18:51:47
NOTE: Listen to the Patreon-length edition of the first episode! A special thank-you gift to our listeners.
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S6 Recap: What is Even Happening? (with Rob Walker) from 2016-12-14T13:40:34
Beth & Abbey chat about the first half of season 6, going over the good (Hyde), the bad (killing Hyde) and the ugly (life after Hyde). "Token dude" Rob Walker checks in so Beth & Abbey can spoil al...
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S6E10: A Field of Plot Holes from 2016-12-07T16:16:21
In this last full episode of OUATiming before the Winter Break, Beth & Abbey chat about Emma's full-on suckiness, Morpheus' real plan and how badly the Charmings don't want to be on the show anymor...
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S6E9: Butt-Ladder-Family from 2016-11-30T17:44:23
Beth & Abbey chat about Belle's protective "Mom Mode," Charming and Snow's sleep cycle and whether Rumple needs more family drama (spoilers he doesn't).
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Bonus: Abbey's Fan Fiction Corner Reading! from 2016-11-24T19:28:56
Beth & Abbey give a special Thanksgiving treat with a "live" reading of Abbey's Fan Fiction Corner for NaNoWriMo! Special guest Tim Sampson from Shark Jumping.
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S6E8: Hold Hands, Queen Swan from 2016-11-16T17:11:21
Beth & Abbey chat about the ships we want, the ships we're stuck with and how awful Sydney's existence must have been. Seriously, Regina owes him an apology.
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S6E7: Can Hook Read? from 2016-11-08T17:39:41
Beth & Abbey mock the throwing skills of Huntsman Vista, celebrate Belle's best scene of the series and ask the most important question of all: Does Hook know how to read?
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S6E6: The Pop-Tart Wars from 2016-11-02T14:39:59
Beth & Abbey spend 90 minutes chatting about what they assumed would a 20-minute conversation, because "Dark Waters" is that boring. Also, first update about Abbey's Fan Fiction Corner NaNoWriMo!
S6E5: Evil Archie from 2016-10-26T15:46:29
Beth & Abbey chat about Aladdin and Jasmine's adorkable chemistry, Emma's undeserved pat on the back and whatever the heck "The Capital of Agrabah" is.
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S6E4: The Too-Soon Club from 2016-10-19T13:58:45
Beth & Abbey are sad. And upset. And angry. And furious. And confused-- actually, that's just Beth. The pair dive into one of the dumbest deaths the show has ever done, and Abbey tries really hard ...
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S6E3: "Cumin Floaties" from 2016-10-12T20:31:38
Note: This episode originally had a third guest who had to be removed due to audio issues.
Beth & Abbey chat about giant dress sleeves, Dopey's collegiate aspirations and the biggest question...
S6E2: Monte Cristo on a Stick from 2016-10-04T22:14:50
Beth & Abbey chat about the Count of Monte Wino, Queen on Queen slashfic and why Zelena keeps asking so many damn questions.
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S6E1: Emma's Whiskey Shakes from 2016-09-30T15:04:05
Once Upon a Timing returns with the debut episode of season 6, "The Savior." Beth & Abbey chat about Emma's Pre-TSD, Belle's ever-shrinking hope for happiness and why Hyde loves breaking down rando...
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Season 6 Preview Chat from 2016-09-19T12:05:32
Beth & Abbey are back! They chat about casting and rumors for the next season of Once Upon a Time, as well as their hopes and dreams (and fears) about what to expect from the Land of Untold Stories...
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Season 5B Awesome Recap from 2016-05-25T17:10:07
What a journey we've taken together, to Hell and back! Beth & Abbey chat about the latest half-season of Once Upon a Time, giving you a "Cliffs Notes" breakdown of all the highs, the lows and the B...
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S5E23: Yaass Evil Queen from 2016-05-19T12:00:35
In the second half of the two-part season finale, Beth & Abbey gush about the return of evil cleavage, roll their eyes at Henry's "magic fountain time" and approve a new name for OUATiming fans!
S5E22: It Is But It Isn't from 2016-05-19T00:02:54
In the first half of the two-part season finale, Beth & Abbey talk about the arrival of a Sexy Baddie, Regina's Emmy-worthy breakdown and why Rumple is such a surly grandfather. Part Two coming soo...
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Bonus #OUAT Q&A w/ Beth Elderkin from 2016-05-17T16:43:30
Before the season finale podcast episodes air, Beth has a special Q&A about Once Upon a Time with questions from the OUAT Facebook group!
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S5E21: You're Grieving Wrong from 2016-05-10T15:26:08
In this latest episode of OUATiming, Beth is joined by guest co-host Aiyanna Wade to gush about Bros before Prose, question Zelena's sanity and prepare for the biggest non-shocker death in OUAT his...
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S5E20: Death by Sugar Glass from 2016-05-04T14:47:01
In this latest episode of OUATiming, Beth is joined by special guest co-host Rob Walker to chat about Emma's jacket origins, Dopey's hellish fate and why OUAT just gave up on the Underworld.
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S5E19: Happiness is an Under-Gun from 2016-04-26T13:21:19
In this latest episode of OUATiming, Beth & Abbey gush about Pretty Pretty Princess makeup, groan at James' evil soundtrack and wonder how Robin keeps that baby alive in the woods.
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S5E18: Gangnam-Style Cloth from 2016-04-19T14:34:13
In this latest episode of OUATiming, Beth & Abbey get bored by Dorothy, freak out over Hipster Hades and read a sampling of Henry's Once Upon a Time lesbian fanfic.
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S5E17: Tree Branch Falls on Mausoleum from 2016-04-12T16:30:49
In this latest episode of OUATiming, Beth & Abbey chat about useless b-plots, magic arrows that ruin everything and whether we can call Belle a victim at this point. It's a long one, guys.
S5E16: "That's Just Zelena!" from 2016-04-05T15:05:37
In this week's episode, Beth & Abbey shake their fists at Rumple, pray to Zeus Almighty that Hades has a banana in his pocket and challenge OUATimers with a little fan fiction contest for the true ...
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S5E15: Storybook, Underworld Edition from 2016-04-01T17:47:36
In this week's episode of OUATiming, Beth & Abbey gush about Cruella's handcuffs, Hook's brotherly love and ... oh my goodness ... Prince Charming?! Something strange in happening in Underbrooke.
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S5E14: #ProHades or #NoHades from 2016-03-24T15:58:54
It's all come down to this. For the latest episode of OUATiming, Beth & Abbey are on opposite sides of the River of Lost Souls. Are you #ProHades with Abbey, or #NoHades with Beth? Also, dammit Rum...
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S5E13: Shadies&Meh-gara from 2016-03-15T14:28:58
Beth & Abbey split hairs about Hades vs. Hercules, make a bet about James vs. David and pray to Zeus Almighty that Megara gets better than this.
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S5E12: Regina's Got Affluenza (with Rob Walker) from 2016-03-09T17:19:55
Thanks to Hayley for introducing this week's episode!
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Season Preview: As a Mother... from 2016-03-01T14:36:43
OUATiming is back! Every Tuesday, Beth & Abbey will dissect the latest episode of ABC's Once Upon a Time, starting with a preview of things to come.
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