Podcasts by One vs. One
This podcast features two friends who simply enjoy discussing the luxuries of football. A casual conversation about anything and everything football related, as well as the more than occasional tangent off into utter nonsense. Hopefully, anyone who actually listens will find this equally as entertaining as our mums do.
Further podcasts by David Kemp & Toto Chalvet
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Episode 33: See ya Laterchat from 2021-11-08T07:00
On today's episode of One vs. One, David and Toto share they are stepping away from the podcast and discuss what the podcast has meant to them and the possible future of the podcast returning. T...
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Episode 32: Poor WifiChat from 2021-08-24T00:20:07
On today's episode of One vs. One, David and Toto return in the midst of fighting terrible Wifi with everyone's favorite guest Soccer Mom, answer a live clueless question, and Toto's Arsenal sor...
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Episode 31: Longchat from 2021-07-27T17:39:08
On today's episode of One vs. One, Producer BBO provides a quick FIFA update for David and Toto then the hosting pair dive into what each prem team should do to improve their squad, including Da...
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Episode 30: Parkchat from 2021-07-19T16:40:16
On today's episode of One vs One, David and Toto come at you live from Battersea Park and discuss David's vocal talents, the Euro final, and all the latest of the Summer transfer window.
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Episode 29: Soccer Sisterchat from 2021-07-03T16:11:48
On today's episode of One vs. One, David and Toto give their thoughts on the latest news with producer BBO's FIFA career, update on One vs. One FC with a possible broadway play in the mix, and #...
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Episode 28: Returnchat from 2021-06-17T06:00
On today's episode of One vs. One, David and Toto return after a month-long hiatus and once again catch up, how David almost two-footed a Manchester United legend, Toto praising Producer Brendan...
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Episode 27: Anniversarychat from 2021-05-12T06:00
On today's episode of One vs. One, David and Toto celebrate the one-year anniversary of the podcast and gift the listeners with a listen of the famous (infamous?) episode -1.
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Episode 26: Super Leaguechat from 2021-04-19T19:26:17
On today's special episode of One vs. One, David and Toto talk about the earth-shattering news of the Super League, top-tier listener Archie comes in to discuss why the super league has come abo...
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Episode 25: It's Ollie Ballchat from 2021-04-09T06:00
On today's episode of One vs. One, David and Toto provide an encouraging update on One vs. One FC, discuss the immortal legend known as Ollie Ball, and dabble into regular #ballchat around Champ...
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Episode 24: Fundamentally Nice from 2021-03-30T06:00
On today's episode of One vs. One, David and Toto once again catch up on old times, Toto's boo-boo allegedly caused by David, a hypothetical trip that blurs the line between fact and fiction, We...
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Episode 23: It's Soccer Mom's World, We're Just Living In It from 2021-03-09T07:00
On today's episode of One vs. One, Soccer Mom returns to discuss her reign of dominance in fantasy football, David and Toto receive a clueless question from a non-clueless listener and talk abou...
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Episode 22: Beef with a side of "Unbiased" Ballchat from 2021-02-23T07:00
On today's episode of One vs. One, Toto moderates beef between David and Producer BBO, David and Toto share hopes in possible EPL games with fans later on in the season, some totally "unbiased" ...
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Episode 21: "I have no pee in me" from 2021-02-09T07:00
On today's episode of One vs. One, David and Toto address last week's #UmGate, the Super Bowl and how David's ideas for getting kids to watch the EPL scares Toto, Toto's big brain theory on pige...
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Episode 20: Seasoned with Fear from 2021-02-03T06:34:47
After spending a month determining if David could make it as a league 2 right back, David and Toto are back on One vs. One! The duo catch up on lost time, share good news regarding the podcast, ...
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Episode 19: WaffleChat - Don't slide tackle your bath from 2020-12-28T00:00
In this odd Christmas episode, Toto and David talk about Arsenal's recent woes, conspiracy theories about West Brom, Mariah Carey, Tier 4, and Toto's watery perils.
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Episode 18: Subdued ASMR Ballchat from 2020-11-27T13:18:06
David and Toto catch up (once again), and have a soothing conversation about ball chat. David decides to turn the episode into an ASMR special whilst Toto reminds David of West Ham's consistency...
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Episode 17: Deceptive Pace from 2020-11-20T11:42:54
Toto and David are joined by Brendan Beauregard who has an oral presentation about David... Toto and David also talk about their ideal England XI for the Euros.
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Episode 16: Up the Porthmadog from 2020-11-12T12:52:22
In this episode, David and Toto solve all the problems of the international break, talk about GW8 and show their love for non-league Welsh side Porthmadog FC.
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Episode 15: Return of the Chat from 2020-10-24T02:00
In this "landmark" episode, Toto and David do exactly what this podcast says on the tin: catch up, have fun and talk about football. It's been a while, so this is an extended episode! Lucky you....
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Episode 14: The Birthday Boy Unleashes his Pie Chat from 2020-10-01T01:58:47
A week late (and slightly longer than usual), Toto and David talk about Premier League GW3, answer a pessimistic question from the clueless, humor an apologetic voice memo from SoccerMom! and sh...
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Episode 13: PL is Back! (And so is Long Distance Podcasting) from 2020-09-17T02:00
David and Toto reunite through FaceTime, answer a clueless question, and talk about the first Premier League game-week of the 2020/21 season.
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Episode 12: Transfer Chat from 2020-09-11T02:00
Toto and David suggest some transfers for each team to make before the window slams shut. David also defends Jordan Pickford strangely aggressively...
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Episode 11: SoccerMom! from 2020-09-01T02:00
Soccer Mom's fantasy team names entertained David and Toto greatly, especially Iwobi wan Kenobi.
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Episode 10.5: End of Season Ballchat from 2020-08-24T03:00
Toto and David talk some balls and review every team's 2020 Premier League season. The pair have devised a completely objective and fool-proof grading scale for each team. Hopefully, this isn't ...
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Episode 10 (Part One): A Nonsensical Catch up from 2020-08-21T00:11:06
David and Toto haven't seen each other in ages so had a lot of catching up to do. In this brief episode, they give an update on celebs, discuss Wales and non-league football, ponder customized f...
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Episode 9: The Championship isn’t ready for Akinfenwa (and some delayed #ballchat) from 2020-07-28T03:00
In this episode (recorded what feels like months ago), Toto and David speculate about the relegation battle and fight for the top 4 (which has already been decided). As well as this, David annou...
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Episode Eight: PL Restart Ballchat & SoccerMom's Pro Debut from 2020-07-07T01:00
Toto and David finally talk about PL Restart. VAR, fake crowd noise, the relegation and UCL battles, and much much more. Also, David's mum makes her first planned appearance on the show...
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Episode Seven: A Whole Lot of Cluelessness from 2020-07-03T11:43:06
Why is it called a "pitch"? Who is better at FIFA? Why are the 'nets' so big? What even is the offside rule (and how it's confusing to an American). How can "soccer" (bleurgh) become a leading s...
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Episode Six: Sexy Footballers XI...And it's Live!! (Premier League Return) from 2020-06-16T18:56:24
David's mum gives insight into her fantasy football team, with the return of the Premier League on the horizon. David and Toto discuss the sexiest current footballers, creating their "Sexy XI". ...
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An Important Message; Black Lives Matter from 2020-06-05T02:00
"Privilege is when you think something is not a problem because it's not a problem for you personally." It's time for us all to stand up and bring about a positive change. What will you do...
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Episode Four: Sausage and Peroni from 2020-05-29T02:00
Donning a captain's armband each, Toto and David talk about the "joys" of running, getting drunk in a park (with friends), answer a Clueless Question about the highs of football, sort of t...
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Episode Three: Actual Ball Chat from 2020-05-22T02:00
With there actually being football to talk about, Toto and David talk about football. As well as this, they answer a probing clueless question (Why are footballers so dramatic?), and David speak...
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Episode Two: The Return of the Bundesliga (feat. a Dildo) from 2020-05-15T03:00
In this episode of One vs. One, Toto and David eventually discuss the return of football in the form of the Bundesliga, but not before touching on cutting matters such as some random gi...
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Episode 1: The Muppet Show/Episode Minus 1 from 2020-05-08T08:56:31
At their second attempt (tut-tut Toto), Toto and David talk about their footballing past, explain 'Episode Minus One', answer a 'Question from the Clueless', and comment on the current state of ...
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One vs. One: Preview from 2020-05-03T18:51:22
Toto (the big blonde one) and David (the short goalkeeper) talk about what the podcast will be, how it came to into creation, and why you should listen to it.
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