Podcasts by Pam and Teri, Drunk and Scary

The Beyond (1981) from 2023-12-07T07:24:51

It's okay to say no to some inheritance. We're streaming this on Peacock. Take heed to certain warnings.

Blumhouse Truth or Dare (2018) from 2023-11-30T07:52:29

When in a foreign country, do you follow strangers to vacant places? We're streaming this on Amazon. Truth or dare? I dare you NOT to!

Pilgrim (2019) from 2023-11-23T10:11:48

Unfortunately we were unable to record a Thanksgiving Episode for you all, but we will be back next week with a new one. Have a Happy Thanksgiving! Pam and Teri! 

Don't invite st...

Amityville II: The Possession (1982) from 2023-11-16T07:37:20

Being possessed by a house makes you do some fucked up shit! We're streaming this on Peacock. Move out immediately! 

The Boogeyman (2023) from 2023-11-09T07:36:47

Sometimes sleeping with all the lights on isn't a bad thing. We're streaming this on Hulu. Please, close ALL the closet doors!

Llamageddon (2015) from 2023-11-02T06:38:55

Killer Llamas! We're streaming this on Amazon. You can't escape them even if you try! 

Funhouse Massacre (2015) from 2023-10-26T06:30:35

This place is killing it! Happy Halloween from Pam and Teri! We're streaming this on Amazon.

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) from 2023-10-19T06:25:29

Let's take a road trip to Crystal Lake and explore where the murders happened the night before...Says no one EVER! We're streaming this on Max. 

Friday the 13th Part III (1982) from 2023-10-12T09:37:51

Unfortunately, life happens, and we were unable to record a new episode for you. So, enjoy one of our older ones and we'll be back next week with a new one. Thanks! Pam and Teri 

Watch yo...

Friday the 13th Part II (1981) from 2023-10-12T09:31:50

 Happy Friday the 13th! Nobody is safe in any camp near Crystal Lake. Just ask crazy Ralph. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab Mrs. Voorhees' sweater and stay away from windows.

Z (2019) from 2023-10-05T06:19:59

Can you remember your imaginary friend? We're streaming this on Shudder. Who is your kid talking to and are they real?

The Wolf Man (1941) from 2023-09-28T06:25:27

We're streaming this on Amazon Prime.

Even a man who is pure in heart

and says his prayers by night

may become a wolf when the wolf bane blooms

and the autumn moon is...

Firestarter (1984) from 2023-09-21T07:28:16

Enjoy one of our older Episodes! Pam and Teri will be back next week with and all new episode. Thank you for your patience.

Don't participate in drug trials and get pregnant. Wat...

Ghost Ship (2002) from 2023-09-14T05:54:53

Greed can be a very dangerous thing. We're streaming this on Max. Grab some co-workers for a fun day on a boat.

The Monster (1925) from 2023-09-07T06:30:56

Evening drives just aren't what they used to be. We're streaming this on Amazon. Let your monster do your evil bidding.

The Cabin in the Woods (2011) from 2023-08-31T06:32:40

When a nice getaway sounds too good to be true. We're streaming this on Max. Would you sacrifice someone to save the world?

Cabin Fever (2003) from 2023-08-24T15:07:33

Pam and Teri will be back next week with an all new episode. For this week, please enjoy this older episode with an awesome movie!

When vacationing in the woods, if you see someone who's ...

The Menu (2022) from 2023-08-17T08:40:29

Don't be pretentious when it comes to fine dinning. We're streaming this on Max. Sometimes basic is better.

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) from 2023-08-10T08:19:03

Vampires always gotta ruin a good time. We're streaming this on Max. Let's get wasted with a bunch of criminals.

The Bat (1959) from 2023-08-03T08:42:29

A mysterious murderer is on the loose! We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Women be aware of your surroundings!

Evil Dead Rise (2023) from 2023-07-27T08:56:56

Wow! Look at this book I found wrapped and bound by religious artifacts! We're streaming this on Max (via Amazon). Nope. Just leave it.

The Gate (1987) from 2023-07-20T08:20:43

I don't know how many times we've said this but, do not touch anything that falls from the sky. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Let's listen to some backwards metal together.

Lights out (2016) from 2023-07-13T08:51:30

Careful who you befriend when you're depressed. Some friends can become a little too attached. We're streaming this on Netflix. Take your meds, grab a flashlight, and hope your BFF isn't scared ...

Reinfield (2023) from 2023-07-06T09:06:30

Codependent relationships can be exhausting, especially if you've been at it for hundreds of years. We're streaming this on Peacock. So grab some refreshments, and let's talk.

Uncle Sam (1996) from 2023-06-29T08:58:42

Hope you all have an amazing Fourth of July! Have a listen to one of our older episodes and we'll talk to you next week with an all new episode. Thank you Pam and Teri!

Don't lose your pa...

Devil’s Pass (2013) from 2023-06-22T08:28:15

Is your research paper worth the danger? We're streaming this on IFC (via Amazon). Use a computer; it's probably safer.

Day of The Dead (1985) from 2023-06-15T08:52:07

Hopefully during a zombie apocalypse you don't get stuck with a bunch of assholes. We're streaming this on Peacock. Would you survive with your family?

The Collector (2009) from 2023-06-08T09:16:03

Collecting things can be fun! We're streaming this on Amazon Prime.

Creepshow from 2023-06-01T10:09:55

Enjoy one of our past Episodes! We'll be back next week with a new Horror movie for you. We appreciate your patience.

This week we're streaming Creepshow (1982) on Amazon. Join u...

Hell Night (1981) from 2023-05-25T09:03:13

Oh, The things you do to be in a Sorority/Frat. We're streaming this on Peacock. But, Did we get in!?

Sphere (1998) from 2023-05-18T09:11:20

Somethings are better off left alone. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Don't go touching anything that you're unsure of.

Willard (1971) from 2023-05-11T08:14:21

Tired of peoples shit? We're streaming this on Peacock. Train your pet rats to do your bidding.

The Boy (2016) from 2023-05-04T12:30:10

Babysitting can be stressful. We're streaming this on Netflix. Maybe ask the parents a few more questions about their kid.

The Stuff (1985) from 2023-04-27T08:33:57

Always read the ingredients of products before consuming them. We're streaming this on Shudder (via Amazon). Not all organisms are good for you.

The Deep House (2021) from 2023-04-20T10:04:30

Dear haunted streamers, please leave all sealed openings sealed. Especially with crucifixes. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Also stay away from creepy old men.

Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986) from 2023-04-13T12:01:03

The Freelings can't get a fucking break! We're streaming this on Paramount+. Hold your damn kids tight!

The Bay (2012) from 2023-04-07T19:55:47

I hear the Bay is really nice this time of year. We're streaming this on Amazon. Have a Happy Fourth of July from Pam and Teri!

Disturbing Behavior (1998) from 2023-04-06T14:09:01

Sometimes being different isn't always acceptable by your parents. We're streaming this on HBO Max. Tread lightly kiddos. There is always a solution.

People under the stairs (1991) from 2023-03-30T14:07:29

Unfortunately Pam was sick and we were unable to record a new episode for our listeners. So please enjoy one of our past episodes and we appreciate y'alls patience. We will be back next week wit...

Hatchet (2006) from 2023-03-23T09:12:41

Haunted marsh tours can be so surreal. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Grab your best bud and head to New Orleans for a memorable time.

Mandrake (2022) from 2023-03-16T11:42:04

Probation sucks, but for whom? We're streaming this on Shudder. Happy St Patrick's Day from Pam and Teri!

Veronica (2017) from 2023-03-09T13:01:51

Here is something that we watched in the past. Don't watch it alone! We'll be back next week with a new episode for y'all!

During an eclipse, don't hold a séance to contact your deceased ...

Sleepaway Camp (1983) from 2023-03-02T09:51:40

Careful who you bully when you're at camp. We're streaming this on Peacock. Never underestimate the quiet person.

Scream 2 (1997) from 2023-02-23T10:08:20

Just when you thought you could move on. We're streaming this on Paramount +. Trust no one and suspect everyone!

Army of Darkness (1992) from 2023-02-16T10:15:50

Being sent back in time is not always what it's cracked up to be. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Try and remember the correct phrase when retrieving  the Necronomicon.

Jaws 2 (1978) from 2023-02-03T17:57:52

We apologize for the delay, but the Texas weather had other plans for us. We're streaming this on Amazon. I guess they did go back in the water.

Howl (2015) from 2023-01-26T11:25:12

Don't be a Karen to the overnight staff on your train ride home. They just might save your life. We're streaming this on Shudder. All Aboard!

Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016) from 2023-01-19T11:15:05

Don't rope your children into your schemes. We're streaming this on Netflix. Always say good bye when playing with a Ouija Board.

Attack of The Giant Leeches (1959) from 2023-01-12T09:59:36

Something is lurking in the Everglades, and it's looking to feed on human blood! We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Hope you have some dynamite for protection.

The Black Phone (2021) from 2023-01-05T13:33:27

Be careful when someone asks for help. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Hold your children tight and warn them about talking to strangers.

New Year’s Evil (1980) from 2022-12-29T15:57:11

Warning! Don't ignore the ones close to you. We're streaming this on Amazon. Have a Happy New Years from Pam and Teri!

Better Watch Out (2016) from 2022-12-22T12:55:36

Baby sitting can be such a challenge sometimes!                                Merry Christmas from Pam and Teri! We're streaming this on Shudder.

Rabid (1977) from 2022-12-15T11:14:54

In the wrong hands, plastic surgery can be a tricky thing . We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Careful who you hug!

X (2022) from 2022-12-08T10:34:58

Careful when scouting new locations for your adult films. We're streaming this on Showtime (via Amazon). Discretion IS advised!

Terrifier 2 (2022) from 2022-12-01T09:50:25

When Art returns, but your deceased father's sketch book has a plan. We're streaming this on Screambox (via Amazon). Grab your dagger, and fight!

Kristy (2014) from 2022-11-24T13:20:27

Don't borrow any bougie friend's belongings. We're streaming this on VUDU. Happy Thanksgiving from Pam and Teri!

Terrifier (2017) from 2022-11-17T09:07:57

We're streaming Terrifier on Netflix. Just take an Uber. 

Here is our favorite clown Art! Please enjoy one of our past Episodes #17! We will be back next week with our Thanksgiving Episod...

John Carpenter’s VAMPIRES from 2022-11-10T09:35:49

Never let your guard down when hunting the Master Vampire. We're streaming this on Netflix. This evening grab a drink and make a stake dinner it might save your life!

Orphan: First Kill (2022) from 2022-11-03T09:33:31

When a mother knows, oh she knows. We're streaming this on Paramount +. Grab a drink for a jaw dropping mind fuck!

Halloween Ends (2022) from 2022-10-27T09:43:33

Is this the end? We're streaming this on Peacock. Have a Happy Halloween from Pam and Teri!

The Monster Squad (1987) from 2022-10-20T10:19:10

If someone gifts you the diary of Dr. Abraham Van Helsing, be prepared to fight the forces of evil. We're streaming this on Paramount + (via Amazon). So grab a virgin, if you know any, for a fun...

The Haunting (1963) from 2022-10-13T10:55:04

Careful when accepting an invitation to a haunted house. We're streaming this on Amazon. Pack your bags for a spooktacular evening.

The Wretched (2019) from 2022-10-06T06:45:42

Moving into a new home? Maybe talk to the neighbors first. We're streaming this on Netflix. Keep a Witchful eye on your children.

Quarantine (2008) from 2022-09-29T10:32:11

For the sake of Humankind, let's leave Biology to the professionals. We're streaming this on Amazon. Hang out with the weird tenant upstairs for an infectious night of fun.

Basket Case (1982) from 2022-09-22T09:59:20

Ugh... Siblings can be such a pain in the ass. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your conjoined twin for some fun sibling rivalry.

Carnival of Souls (1962) from 2022-09-15T10:03:23

When you love to play the organ and not even death can stop you. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Grab your girlfriends for a race that you'll never forget.

Idle Hands (1999) from 2022-09-08T09:33:31

When handsome stoner Anton's hand gets possessed, fate hands him some evil hijinx. Get your hands on some snacks and drinks, and see if you can handle Idle Hands (streaming on Amazon) with us. 

Slither 2006 from 2022-09-08T09:28:02

Due to Pam having Covid. Have a flashback listen to one of our favorite episodes! We'll be back next week!

Let's get ready to scream with our hands over our mouths! Tonight we ar...

Incantation (2022) from 2022-09-01T10:47:22

How far are you willing to go to get internet famous? We're streaming this on Netflix. Seriously, don't break any religious taboos while you're doing it.

Aliens (1986) from 2022-08-25T11:32:52

Don't be skeptical when someone tells you their ship was invaded by aliens. We're streaming this on Starz (Via Amazon). Maybe a woman in command will save your life?

Jeepers Creepers II (2003) from 2022-08-18T11:27

Cancel spring break trips every  23rd spring for 23 days. Just to be safe. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Especially through the Florida countryside.

Prom Night 2: Hello Mary Lou (1987) from 2022-08-11T11:57:18

Don't have a dress for Prom? We're streaming this on Shudder (via Amazon Prime). Just borrow one of your living friends' dresses instead.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) from 2022-08-04T11:32:48

Don't chase the crazed mask man for a story! We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Definitely don't lead him on.

Devour (2005) from 2022-07-28T12:03:31

Careful who you make out with. Gross! We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Maybe get a DNA test done if you're not sure about your parents? Happy Birthday Teri!

The Sentinel(1977) from 2022-07-21T12:50:58

Maybe ask the Realtor a few more questions when renting a new apartment? We're streaming this on Amazon. Decisions are never easy.

The Meg (2018) from 2022-07-14T12:06:46

Wanna do some underwater research in a tiny Sub? We're streaming this on Amazon. Teri said Nope!

The Babadook (2014) from 2022-07-07T11:46:16

Being a single mother can be hard, but the Babadook doesn't care. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Once he's in you can't get rid of the Babadook Dook Dook.

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) from 2022-06-23T19:25:02

The third installment of our Halloween-fest. Get ready to be confused in Paul Rudd's movie debut. Cults, babies, men in black, rituals, and maybe an explanation? We're streaming this on Amazon. ...

The Fly (1958) from 2022-06-23T19:24:15

If you're a scientist, you should know better than to experiment on yourself. We're streaming this on Amazon. Get ready to fly into a web of insanity. Grab a flyswatter, and look for the one wit...

Urban Legend (1998) from 2022-06-23T11:44:08

Revenge is best served with a side of Urban Legend! We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Get cozy for a night full of Jared Leto!

The New Daughter (2009) from 2022-06-16T10:52:26

Great! Now you have to ask the Realtor if there are any strange mounds on the property! We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Have a Happy Father's Day from Pam and Teri!

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) from 2022-06-09T11:48:19

Introducing the new sleep pods! Get the best sleep of your life! We're streaming this on Paramount +. Now drink some caffeine cause you're gonna need it!

Graduation Day (1981) from 2022-06-02T11:58:59

Come celebrate Graduation with us! We're streaming this on Amazon. Graduation can mean lots of things like the beginning or the end. Either way Congratulations class of 2022 from Pam and Teri!

Candyman (2021) from 2022-05-26T10:20:53

Say it 5 times and if you see bees run. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Grab some drinks and get hooked.

Hereditary (2018) from 2022-05-19T12:43:03

Get to know your family heritage early on. We're watching this on Showtime (via Amazon). Don't force people to go to parties and keep all limbs inside the vehicle at all times.

Cat People (1942) from 2022-05-12T12:19:44

Beware of fashionistas in the zoo, especially when they won't consummate the marriage. We're streaming this on Amazon. Just go with Alice.

The Legend of La Llorona (2022) from 2022-05-05T12:53:07

Remember your kids when booking a vacation, especially in Mexico. We're streaming this on Amazon. Happy Cinco tu Madre!

Christine (1983) from 2022-04-28T15:58:34

When buying your first car goes horribly wrong. We're streaming this on Netflix. Jealousy can be such a drag.

Demonic Toys (1992) from 2022-04-21T13:07:09

Always have backup when busting bad guys. We're streaming this on Amazon. Avoid demon possessed toy factories.

Cute Little Buggers (2017) from 2022-04-14T15:28:16

Don't touch adorable things; they could be horny dangerous aliens. We're streaming this on Amazon. This Easter, piss on my hare! Happy Easter!

Werewolves Within (2021) from 2022-04-07T17:14:15

Peer pressure's a bitch, especially when it affects  your job. We're watching this on Showtime (via Amazon). Trust no one.

Triangle (2009) from 2022-03-31T12:34:34

When people say 'deja vu is a bitch', they mean you. We're streaming this on Shudder (via Amazon). Get ready for a 'what the fuck' night.

It Follows (2015) from 2022-03-24T13:06:52

Keep it in your pants. We're streaming this on Netflix. So watch out for one night stands who may not be what they seem.

Grabbers (2012) from 2022-03-17T13:34:29

When being intoxicated is essential. We're streaming this on Amazon. Happy St. Patrick's day from Pam and Teri!

The Good Son (1993) from 2022-03-10T14:19:09

Watch out for those cousins you haven't met yet. We're streaming this on Amazon. Psycho can be adorable.

Night of the Living Dead (1968) from 2022-03-03T14:04:50

Don't get trapped with a useless girl when there are zombies around. We're streaming this on Starz (via Amazon). So board up your windows and doors, and grab a plate of roast beef and chocolate ...

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) from 2022-02-24T14:26:34

Maybe make sure the whole town is empty before you bring in the investors. We're streaming this on Netflix. Roll up your windows when you're on autopilot.

X-Ray AKA: Hospital Massacre (1982) from 2022-02-17T13:15:29

Careful who you reject on Valentine's day. We're streaming this on Amazon. Happy Valentine's day from Pam and Teri!

Cat’s Eye (1985) from 2022-02-10T13:49:51

If a cat shows up at your door out of the blue? Let it stay inside.We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. He might save your kids life.

Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) from 2022-02-03T14:37:07

Careful who you show pictures of your fiance to. We're streaming this on Netflix. So wear your fancy hats, and be wary of who you fall in love with.

Scream (1996) from 2022-01-27T14:21:56

Don't answer the phone, always follow the rules of a horror movie, and don't be a follower. We're streaming this on Amazon. Never say "I'll be right back."

The Curse of the Mummy’s Tomb (1964) from 2022-01-13T14:18:29

Don't open ANY tombs. We're streaming this on Amazon. Wear your best piccadilly and grab your lover and a backup.

Blades (1989) from 2022-01-06T13:28:12

Old people are so stubborn when it comes to new machinery. We're streaming this on Amazon. Get your C-4 and golf balls for a hole in one movie.

Antisocial (2013) from 2021-12-30T14:22:01

Maybe take a break from social media every once in a while. We're streaming this on Amazon. So lock your doors and hope your friends can perform minor surgery. Happy New Year from Pam and Teri!

Black Christmas (1974) from 2021-12-23T14:12:42

Maybe go to the police immediately when the Moaner calls. We're streaming this on Amazon (via Shudder). Merry Christmas from Pam and Teri

The Cave (2005) from 2021-12-16T12:24:46

Careful when looking for new ecosystems. You never know what you'll find. We're streaming this on Netflix. Always carry waterproof matches when spelunking with friends.

Shaun of the Dead (2004) from 2021-12-09T13:50:04

Try watching the news first thing in the morning. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your friends and head over to The Winchester for a pint.

Orphan (2009) from 2021-12-02T13:50:37

Maybe ask more questions before inviting someone new into your home. We're streaming this on Amazon. Be careful of backstabbing little bitches.

Tourist Trap (1979) from 2021-11-18T13:59:06

When you get a flat tire, call Triple A... if you manneCAN. We're streaming this on Amazon. So stick together and good luck.

Slaughter High (1986) from 2021-11-11T13:41:49

Don't pick on the chemistry nerd! We're streaming this on Amazon. Wear your jester head for a vengeful night.

Saw (2004) from 2021-11-04T12:52:09

Appreciate what you have in life or Jigsaw will. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your Doritos and play the game or pay the price.

Hell House LLC (2015) from 2021-10-28T14:13:36

Never stay IN the haunted house. We're streaming this on Amazon. Happy Halloween from Pam and Teri!

Halloween (2018) from 2021-10-21T14:18:17

No one ever listens to crazy. We're streaming this on Amazon. Listen to your grandma; she doesn't fuck around.

The Tingler (1959) from 2021-10-14T12:42:12

Watch your spouse, you might be their next LSD experiment. We're streaming this on Amazon. SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM because it just might save your life!

Night of the Demons (1988) from 2021-10-07T12:42:21

Maybe don't throw a party in a possessed house. We're streaming this on Amazon. Go trick or treating instead.

The Houses October Built (2014) from 2021-09-30T13:21:32

Be careful of what you want when looking for an extreme haunt. We're streaming this on Hulu. Grab your camera and don't talk about your fears.

The Faculty (1998) from 2021-09-23T12:25:18

Don't trust the new girl, she could be an alien. We're streaming this on Amazon. Say 'yes' to Scat, and be wary of everyone.

The Fog (1980) from 2021-09-16T13:15:35

When your ancestors are greedy dicks and sink a ship for their riches. Maybe stay away from home. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Listen to your local DJ and stay as far away from the coas...

The Exorcist 3 (1990) from 2021-09-09T13:28:02

The true sequel the original writer wanted. We're streaming this on Amazon. If your name starts with a K...good luck.

Killer Sofa (2019) from 2021-09-02T12:42:09

When a lovesick voodoo practitioner does a spell on a recliner and a rabbi has a vision of a Jewish demon, it's probably a demon summoning witch. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. So just us...

Deep Blue Sea (1999) from 2021-08-26T12:40:22

I'm tired of these motherfucking sharks in this motherfucking ocean. We're streaming this on Netflix. So don't experiment on sharks, and stay out of the water.

Alien (1979) from 2021-08-12T15:05:44

Always follow the second in command who knows the meaning of protocol. We're streaming this on Amazon. Let's hope there's no facehuggers while you are in quarantine.

The Crazies (2010) from 2021-08-05T13:12:01

Make sure you double filter your water at home in case any military experiments crash your water system, and listen to the best sheriff and deputy in this small town. We're streaming this on Hul...

Ginger Snaps (2000) from 2021-07-29T13:20:21

When the quiet girl hits puberty, you get a lot more than you bargained for. We're streaming this on Amazon. So grab your monkshood and your closest sibling for a life changing period.

Willy's Wonderland (2021) from 2021-07-22T12:44:32

 If you get a flat tire in a small town where they offer you a free place to stay, just say no thanks. We're streaming this on Hulu. So grab your mop and your PUNCH for a kick ass good time.

The Day of the Triffids (1962) from 2021-07-15T13:04:19

Don't watch the meteor shower; just stay inside. Here we go again. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your poking sticks and your salt water squirt guns.

Dr. Giggles (1992) from 2021-07-08T13:55:13

Always stay away from abandoned houses because you just might end up having unnecessary surgery. We're streaming this on Starz (via Amazon). Grab your meds for a heart stopping night.

The First Purge (2018) from 2021-07-01T14:38:31

Do you really need the money that badly? We're streaming this on Amazon. Be careful with shady politicians. So set up your booby traps and roll around in your 5K. Happy 4th of July!

The Ruins (2008) from 2021-06-24T13:10:26

Don't let the plants ruin your trip! We're streaming this on Amazon. Maybe grab some weed killer, and stay away from forbidden areas.

The Stepfather (1987) from 2021-06-17T13:39

Maybe mourn your husband a little longer before you remarry a psycho killer. We're streaming this on Amazon. If he's too perfect, then it's too good to be true, and listen to your daughter. Happ...

Army of the Dead (2021) from 2021-06-10T14:03:36

When road-head turns into a zombie apocalypse....what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. We're streaming this on Netflix. So celebrate your marriage before you get off on the road.

Thir13en Ghosts (2001) from 2021-06-03T14:12:02

When your estranged uncle leaves you a strange mansion, maybe hire your own lawyer to read the fine print. We're streaming this on Amazon. So pack your bags and get ready to move into a haunting...

The Haunting in Connecticut (2009) from 2021-05-20T15:17:17

Cheap, beautiful two story home, vaulted ceilings, floor to ceiling body insulation, mortuary includes ghosts carved with necromancy incantations, and a beautiful hallucinogenic view. We're stre...

And Now the Screaming Starts (1973) from 2021-05-13T14:20:40

When your family is cursed and you're in a relationship, communication is key. We're streaming this on Amazon. So consummate your marriage before a vengeful ghost shows up.

Ju-On: The Grudge (2004) from 2021-05-06T14:05:10

There's no escaping death once you enter a cursed house. We're streaming this on Amazon. So watch for portals, and stay out of the house.

Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008) from 2021-04-29T13:37:20

The future looks bright with a little help from Zydrate. We're streaming this on Amazon. So hold on to your organs for a operatic night.

Cooties (2014) from 2021-04-22T14:44:03

Circle circle dot dot. Now you have your cootie shot. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your drinks, and let's hope you've reached puberty.

The Conjuring (2013) from 2021-04-15T14:53:25

We found an unaired episode. This was supposed to be episode 28, but it wasn't used due to some sound issues. Keep in mind this is when we first started. So get a load of these two amateurs, and...

Fallen (1998) from 2021-04-08T14:43:12

Tag! You're it. Now what? We're streaming this on Amazon. Hang out with your shittiest friend, and hope you're the good one.

Night of the Lepus (1972) from 2021-04-01T14:45:34

If you work in a lab, watch your children, and don't give them a specimen as a pet. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your electrical wires and some carrots for a hopping good night. Happy Ea...

Prom Night (1980) from 2021-03-25T14:29:29

When hide and go seek goes very wrong, and you are a witness, call the cops to avoid the entire situation. We're streaming this on Shudder (via Amazon). Tag! You're killed. Now it's time for swe...

Leprechaun 2 (1994) from 2021-03-17T15:05:08

When making a deal with a leprechaun, be a little more detailed. We're streaming this on Amazon. Happy St. Patrick's day from Pam and Teri!

Jaws (1975) from 2021-03-11T14:56:48

Stay out of the water. Fuck the mayor, listen to the sheriff, and close the beach. We're streaming this on Amazon. Have a wonderful Spring Break, and enjoy the beach...

Jeepers Creepers (2001) from 2021-03-04T16:05:28

When going back home with your sibling, mind your own business. Get to the next town, and call the cops. DO NOT EVER GO BACK. We're streaming this on Amazon. Hold your brother's hand, and tell h...

Jennifer's Body (2009) from 2021-02-25T15:09:11

"Jennifer sexy, she steal your boyfriend." Go with your gut feeling instead of the band in the shady van. We're streaming this on Starz (via Amazon). Grab your BFF and her boyfriend for a delici...

Tucker&Dale vs. Evil (2010) from 2021-02-18T14:08:04

Be nice to Hillbillies they aren't always what they seem! We're streaming this on Amazon. So cozy up in your vacation cabin in the woods for a accidental time!

It (2017) from 2021-02-11T14:17:24

Don't talk to strange clowns in the sewer, Unless you want to lose an arm! We're streaming this on Amazon(HBO). Show no fear and get ready to have a screaming good time!

Halloween 2 (1981) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Week 2 of our October Halloween-fest! Not even the maternity ward is safe. Good thing they were all in a hospital... Join us for a stabbing good time. We're streaming this on Amazon. Light a fire a...

April Fool's Day (1986) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It's all fun and games until April Fool's day pranks get out of hand. We're streaming this on Amazon. Cheers! Happy belated April Fool's day!

The Possession of Hannah Grace (2018) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Always finish your exorcisms, and make sure to burn the remains. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your drinks and your crucifix for the Possession of Hannah Grace.

Teeth (2007) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Grab your drinks, and CHOMP on some snacks while we bite into the movie Teeth (streaming on Amazon). Don't mess with the good girls, and don't be a prick or you'll lose your dick.

Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week we're streaming Creature from the Black Lagoon on Amazon IN the Amazon. Grab your drinks, and watch out for a clawing monster from a lost age.   Stay tuned; they're marooned and lagooned.

Leprechaun (1993) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This St. Patrick's day special episode of Leprechaun is streaming on Amazon. Pro tip: don't steal his gold. Wear some green, grab a drink and a four leaf clover.    Happy St. Patrick's day!

Strangeland (1998) from 2021-01-28T15:18:34

Strange, indeed. Don't let your kids play with AOL. We're streaming this on Amazon. Hang on by the edge of your hooks for a torturous night.

Black Sunday (1960) from 2021-01-21T16:01:19

Don't do anything they did in this movie. We're streaming this on Shudder (via Amazon). Grab your demon mask and crucifix yourself to a chair with a nail because that's the only way you'll be ab...

Dead Alive (1993) AKA: Braindead (1992) from 2021-01-14T14:28:13

Mothers, be aware of your surroundings when spying on your son's date. We're streaming this on YouTube. So wear your medallion, get ready to fight like hell, and carry your Tide pen with you.

The Lost Boys (1987) from 2021-01-07T15:52:17

Don't move to the murder capital of the world, and always listen to Grandpa. We're streaming this on Shudder (via Amazon). Grab your copy of Vampires Everywhere, and gear up with the Frog brothe...

Splice (2009) from 2020-12-31T15:12:18

Just say no. Ew. We're streaming this on Netflix. Happy New Year from Pam and Teri!

A Christmas Horror Story (2015) from 2020-12-24T14:08:33

Merry Xmas from Pam and Teri! Beware of Santa's elves, don't piss off your aunt, don't trespass, and stay away from old convents. We're streaming this on Shudder (via Amazon).

The Howling (1981) from 2020-12-17T14:16:24

Trauma's a bitch, especially when it's caused by werewolves. So you get sent to a retreat....with other werewolves. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your gun and silver bullets, light a fire...

Phantasm (1979) from 2020-12-10T15:33:59

 Beware of Tall Man, don't fuck lavender bitches in graveyards, and stay out of mausoleums. We're streaming this on Amazon. Let's have a ball with some Dos XX and a guitar.

As Above So Below (2014) from 2020-12-03T15:34:10

When your friend wants to go look for an ancient stone in the catacombs, say no thanks, I'll be at the bar. We're streaming this on Netflix. So don't forget to confess your sins, and let someone...

Maximum Overdrive (1986) from 2020-11-26T15:59:19

When you're at the tail end of Rhea-M, grab your catcher's mask and get on a boat to Haven. We're streaming this on Amazon.

Happy Thanksgiving Pam and Teri!

The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005) from 2020-11-19T14:44:39

1 2 3 4 5 6...There's no injection for the devil. We're streaming this on Starz (via Amazon). Hold your rosary tight, and get ready for a demonic night.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1941) from 2020-11-12T15:43:25

Don't experiment on yourself because you're probably gonna have a bad time. We're streaming this on Amazon. Get ready for some madness and shitty acting.

Event Horizon (1997) from 2020-11-05T14:30:02

If a crew from a spaceship disappears, scrap it, mourn them, and move on. We're watching this on Amazon. Sit back in your captain's chair, and watch the events unfold.

Trick 'r Treat (2007) from 2020-10-29T14:53:50

Happy Halloween! Don't break any Halloween traditions if you don't want to be tormented by Sam. We're streaming this on Amazon. Come join us for our 100th episode for a deadly good time!

House of 1000 Corpses (2003) from 2020-10-23T15:08:46

When you're writing about roadside attractions, try not to be part of one. Remember, don't pick up hitch hikers no matter how hot they are. We're streaming this on Netflix. So grab your best Hal...

Motel Hell (1980) from 2020-10-15T14:42:43

When you find a hair in your award winning jerky, don't swallow. Spit. We're streaming this on Amazon.  Get ready for a hypnotizing good time.

A Nightmare on Elm Street: Dream Warriors (1987) from 2020-10-08T14:33:50

1... 2... Guess who's back for you. We're streaming this on Amazon. Warm up to a cup of coffee and grab your Hypnocil for a sleepless night on Elm Street.

Frankenstein (1931) from 2020-10-01T14:17:10

If you're gonna play God, get a better assistant, use the non-criminal brain, and try to teach your monster how to behave. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your Strickfaden effects and a dea...

The Orphanage (2007) from 2020-09-24T15:18:28

Rules: 1. Don't buy your childhood orphanage. 2. Don't let your kid play with imaginary friends. 3. Don't take them walking to the cave on the beach. 4. Don't let your kid leave a trail for his ...

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978) from 2020-09-17T13:39:48

 When fruit goes bad, it doesn't bruise...it attacks. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab a bloody Mary, and throw on some Puberty Love for a saucy good time.

Sinister (2012) from 2020-09-10T15:32:15

Don't move into a murder house to write a book and put your family at risk. We're streaming this on Netflix. Grab your camera for a reel creepy time.

Cujo (1983) from 2020-09-03T15:01:42

Maybe get your dogs vaccinated, and when they're bitten by a bat, this whole situation can be avoided. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab a water bottle and junk your shitty car for a fun foam...

Peeping Tom (1960) from 2020-08-27T15:20:08

Shy away from the camera carrying quiet guys because you might end up dead on his next reel. We're streaming this on Amazon. Get a camera and a drink to pose for your last picture.

Frogs (1972) from 2020-08-20T14:58:55

When the frogs hatch up a plan to get rid of the trash, a beefcake photographer is there to save the day. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your wart remover for a leaping good scare.

The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996) from 2020-08-13T13:59:28

If you're stranded in a raft in the ocean, don't take a ride from a mad veterinarian. We're watching this on Amazon. Grab your mini me and sit back for a wild and animalistic night.

Puppet Master (1989) from 2020-08-06T14:57:49

What do we always say? If it's below the knee, kick it with all you've got. We're streaming this on Amazon (HBO). Grab your combat boots, and always look down.

American Werewolf in London (1981) from 2020-07-23T14:33:38

When backpacking in London and you stop at a pub, don't ask them about their wall art.  When offered spirits instead of water, take it, or they may ask you to leave, and then you're dead. We're ...

28 Days Later (2002) from 2020-07-16T13:55:09

When you wake up naked and locked in a hospital room, maybe just stay in there. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your goggles and masks, and remember to stretch before being chased because t...

The Golem (1920) from 2020-07-09T14:22:32

When you play with clay, don't bring it to life to do your bidding, or karma will rear its jealous head. We're streaming this on YouTube. Grab your Play-Do, and lock up your daughters for a conf...

I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) from 2020-07-02T14:11:14

Don't drink and drive because you might hit some random person on a dark winding road, and your rich hot douchebag friends will make you cover it up. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your fi...

Get out (2017) from 2020-06-25T14:07:31

Listen to your friend when he tells you that you're SO's family is going to sell you into the sex trade. We're streaming this Amazon. So grab your tea and wear some ear plugs for a hypnotizing w...

Hellraiser (1987) from 2020-06-18T15:25:09

When you don't care how much skin the dick has, that you're willing to murder people to bring it back...reevaluate your affairs. We're streaming this on Amazon (via Shudder). Grab your puzzle bo...

Cube (1997) from 2020-06-11T14:21:03

Be careful who you design projects for or you might find yourself stuck inside it. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your calculator and your boots for some mathematical death traps.

30 Days of Nights (2007) from 2020-05-28T13:54:05

Try not to miss your flight out of Alaska when 30 days of night are coming up or you'll have to face a clan of vampires murdering your whole town. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your axe a...

TheAmityville Horror (1979) from 2020-05-21T15:58:45

Looking to buy a new house? How about a beautiful, spacious lakefront home with a dash of murder? We're streaming this on Amazon (Starz). So grab your priest, and don't forget your dog.

The Thing (1982) from 2020-05-14T14:07:21

If you are a scientist working in the Arctic and find a spaceship in the ice, leave it. We're streaming this on Amazon (Starz). Get ready for an invasion with your J & B, matches, and gasoline.

The Evil Dead (1981) from 2020-05-07T13:11:52

If you have to cross a creepy bridge to get to a creepy cabin with a creepy book and a creepy recording, just turn around. We're streaming this on Netflix. Grab your 2% milk and your best friend...

47 Meters Down (2017) from 2020-04-30T12:51

Follow your gut feeling, and don't follow strangers onto a shitty boat with a shitty shark cage because you're gonna have a shitty time. We're streaming this on Netflix. So grab your extra oxyge...

The Exorcist (1973) from 2020-04-23T13:21:16

Don't let your kids play with Ouija boards. Don't let them talk to demons named Captain Howdy. We're streaming this on Amazon (Shudder). Grab a crucifix and some holy water for a head turning ex...

The Descent (2005) from 2020-04-16T18:08:57

Did you ever try to make your best friend feel better for her loss? Were you fucking her dead husband? Did you take her spelunking in an undiscovered cave? If you have, then fuck you. We're stre...

Paranormal activity (2009) from 2020-04-09T13:40:50

Have you ever dated someone who was haunted? Don't. We're streaming on Amazon (Starz). Grab your psychic and ouija board and provoke the shit out of this episode.

Final Destination (2000) from 2020-04-02T16:29:53

Don't try to cheat death because Tony Todd said you're gonna die anyway. We're streaming this on Netflix. Grab your drinks and stay inside.

House of Wax (1953) from 2020-03-26T16:56:17

Karma's a bitch when you burn down someone's life's work. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your wax sculptures and your lighter fluid for a fun night at the museum.

The Last House on the Left (1972) from 2020-03-19T16:05:50

When your friend wants to buy pot from a stranger on the street, punch her in the face. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your chastity belts and your mom.

Chopping Mall (1986) from 2020-03-05T15:06:17

If you work at the mall, maybe don't have an orgy in the furniture store. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your propane tanks and water, and be on the lookout for evil robots. Thank you. Hav...

Pet Sematary (1989) from 2020-02-27T15:29:36

Don't listen to the creepy old man across the road. Invest in a fence. Don't go rock climbing to bury a loved one. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab a shovel, cross your fingers, and hope it ...

The Ring (2002) from 2020-02-20T15:29:28

If you hear a rumor about a shitty movie, don't watch it. Especially if they say it's a student film. We're streaming this on Netflix. So grab your VCRs, a blank VHS tape, and a glass of water f...

Valentine (2001) from 2020-02-13T16:33:59

Be nice to the nerds because they're not always an Angel in disguise. Karma's a bitch. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your Valentine and a box of chocolates. Happy Valentine's day!

The Wolfman (2010) from 2020-02-06T16:23:37

Don't walk through the woods at night if you don't want to come across something scary...you know, like a werewolf. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your drinks and silver bullets.

Child's Play (1988) from 2020-01-30T15:40:16

1. Don't buy birthday gifts from bums in an alley. 2. Always check the batteries. 3. If it's below the knee, kick with everything you've fucking got. We're streaming this on Netflix. So grab you...

Rosemary's baby (1968) from 2020-01-23T15:27:47

Watch out for crazy old nosy couples. Behind the wrinkles are devil worshiping assholes who are after just one thing. We're streaming this on Netflix. Grab your condoms and tannis root shots. Listen

The Blair Witch Project (1999) from 2020-01-16T12:56:27

If you have a school project that requires you to go into the woods, just take the F. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your drinks, GPS, and cell phone.

Fright Night (1985) from 2020-01-09T13:45:09

What do you do when a vampire moves into your neighborhood and onto your girl? You invite him over for a stake dinner! STAB! We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your crosses and a shot of holy ...

Terror Train (1980) from 2019-12-31T23:51:11

New Year's special! Don't bully the nerds because revenge is sweet. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your frat buddies for a night of magical terror.

Krampus (2015) from 2019-12-25T11:04:43

Do you believe in Santa? If you love your family, you better. We're streaming this on Amazon. Keep your fire burning, grab your eggnog and a sack of demonic toys, and get ready for Krampus to to...

The Cabinet of Dr.Calagari (1920) from 2019-12-19T15:38:58

Using a Somnambulist to do your bidding? It might not go as planned when you're stuck in a looney bin! We're streaming this on Youtube. So grab your drinks and get ready to be hypnotized by a tw...

Insidious (2010) from 2019-12-12T15:27:36

Warn your kids to just say no to astral projecting. We're streaming this on Netflix. Grab your drinks and your psychics for a body snatching demon. 

Village of the Damned (1995) from 2019-12-05T15:32:40

When aliens invade vaginas, Superman to the rescue. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your drinks and foil hats, and watch these mind controlling little shits.

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006) from 2019-11-27T22:16:21

Welcome to our Thanksgiving special!  DISCLAIMER: If you are easily offended by racism and poop, we do not recommend this movie. We're streaming this on Amazon. So grab some Thanksgiving leftove...

Carrie (1976) from 2019-11-21T13:38:47

Carrie: The ultimate Tampax commercial. We're streaming this on Netflix. So grab some tampons for your poontang and lots of alcohol.

Would you rather (2013) from 2019-11-14T15:53:43

Would you rather watch this movie with us and celebrate our 50th episode or be lame by yourself? We're streaming this on Netflix. Get your finances in order and grab some drinks.

Candyman (1992) from 2019-11-07T15:17:44

Candyman Candyman Candyman Candyman....Candypsych!  Say his name 5 times, and get hooked on this week's episode. We're streaming this one on Netflix. Light your bonfires, and get your drinks. Listen

Halloween II (2009) from 2019-10-31T14:31:23

Happy Halloween! This is the last week of our Halloween Spectacular, and we're celebrating it with Halloween II (2009) on Amazon. Get ready to scream, and enjoy all the gore. Grab a shot and Dr....

Halloween (2007) from 2019-10-24T14:19:13

Week 4 of our Halloween Spectacular! When you piss off the wrong family member, revenge is sweet. Get ready for a full circle of fun. We're watching this on Amazon. Grab your drinks and Dr. Loom...

Halloween (1978) from 2019-10-03T14:14:43

Welcome to 5 weeks of Halloween films to celebrate October. We're starting it off with the original from 1978 on Amazon. The boogeyman obviously hates babysitters. So don't babysit on Halloween....

The Birds (1963) from 2019-09-26T14:41:58

A long twisted love story...with birds. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your drinks and a bird-flu shot.

Friday the 13th (1980) from 2019-09-19T12:52:28

Always listen to the local crazy man (Ralph). He went crazy for a reason. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your drinks and a flashlight for a fun night at Camp Crystal Lake.

Mara (2017) from 2019-09-12T14:59:37

If you're feeling guilty, sleep at your own risk. We're streaming this on Netflix. Grab your drinks and a sleeping mask for a long night. Warning: maybe don't do a shot each time they say Mara.....

Killer Klowns from outerspace (1988) from 2019-09-05T12:57:49

If you haven't learned your lesson on meteors? Than you deserve to be marooned and cotton candy cocooned! We're streaming this on amazon. So grab your popcorn gun and drinks for a crazy circus a...

Psycho (1960) from 2019-08-29T14:29:26

Watch out for those charming men, especially if he's a momma's boy. Grab your shawl, and kick back with some of granny's medicine. We're streaming this on Amazon.

Dawn of the dead (2004) from 2019-08-22T12:40:04

When your day off starts with your neighbor's kid in your house, she's more than likely a zombie. So grab your drinks, head for the mall, and aim for the head. We're streaming this on Amazon. Listen

Detention (2010) from 2019-08-15T13:43:13

Back to school special! When high school isn't confusing enough, throw in a serial killer and twists and turns. Streaming this on Amazon. 

Piranha (2010) from 2019-08-08T11:34:21

When prehistoric fish return because of a beer bottle, carnage ensues. We're streaming this on Netflix. Grab your drinks and some sun screen for a fun day at the lake.

The Omen (1976) from 2019-08-01T11:33:27

If your adopted child starts attracting rottweilers, he's probably the Antichrist. So grab your drinks and a knife to stab into this week's episode. We're streaming this on YouTube. 

Children of the corn (1984) from 2019-07-18T11:06:47

Do you have time to talk about He Who Walks Behind the Rows? Grab your drinks, popcorn, and corn nuts for an adventure with some corny kids. We're streaming this one on Amazon. 

The Blob (1958) from 2019-07-11T18:54:05

Remember guys: we've gone through this before. Don't poke meteors. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your drinks and some jello shots? Join us for The Blob.

Bait (2012) from 2019-06-27T16:52:11

Sometimes even great white sharks need to buy groceries. We're streaming this on Amazon. Pam made some gross shark jello shots so feel free to...do that, too. 

The Shining (1980) from 2019-06-13T13:50:31

If you're a recovering alcoholic, maybe a haunted hotel isn't the place for you. We're streaming The Shining on Amazon. Grab your ax and some drinks, and get ready to break down some doors. 

Jason X (2002) from 2019-06-06T19:34:15

Buckle up and grab your sleeping bags for an adventure in space. We're streaming Jason X on Netflix.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) from 2019-05-30T14:17:32

Rules for roadtrips: Never pick up hitchhikers. Always fill up the tank before you leave. Never snoop inside people's houses. We're streaming Texas Chainsaw Massacre on Shudder (via Amazon). Grab a...

Velvet Buzzsaw 2019 from 2019-05-23T14:24:36

The art world can be frightening, especially when the art is stolen and possessed. We're streaming Velvet Buzzsaw on Netflix. Grab your smocks and some drinks.

The House on Haunted Hill(1959) from 2019-05-16T14:10:33

Need some money? Maybe you could spend the night in a haunted house. We're streaming the original The House on Haunted Hill on Amazon. Grab your drinks and place your bets.

The Host(2006) from 2019-05-09T14:20:38

Don't pour your chemicals down the drain or you might get a monster fish. We're streaming The Host (Korean) on Amazon. Get a drink and hold your loved ones' hands tightly. 

Silver Bullet(1985) from 2019-05-02T14:45:43

When a firework wielding teenager and his drunk uncle try to solve a mystery, they end up biting off more than they can chew. Grab your drinks and your silver bullet. We're streaming this on Amazon. 

Arachnaphobia (1990) from 2019-04-25T18:08:48

When you go to Venezuela, don't bring back any eight legged friends. We're streaming Arachnaphobia on Amazon. Grab your drinks and bug spray.

Bunnyman Massacre (2014) from 2019-04-21T00:50:16

Hop on over to your TV for a special Easter episode. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your drinks and Peeps. Happy Easter!

Mercy Black(2019) from 2019-04-18T15:04:51

Friends don't let friends conjure phantoms under the age of 18. We're streaming Mercy Black on Netflix. Grab your drink and buckle up for some twists and turns.