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Every week, your pen pals Daniel Van Kirk and Rory Scovel respond to the letters you send them on topics ranging from free will to freeway etiquette, from mental health to manatees. Seek advice. Tell a story. Vent. Send a letter. It's your podcast, we just talk about it.
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RE: Burning Man&Reffing from 2023-12-13T09:01
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
Letter one comes from Caleb, who writes to us from Burning Man! In letter two, Greg loves reffing and wants to know what we’ve tried that has exceeded our expect...
ListenRE: Near-Death Experiences&Office Lunches from 2023-12-06T08:01
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In letter one, Erin shares their near-death experience from childhood. Letter two comes from John, who got in trouble for his love of free food at the office. We...
ListenTiffany Haddish | RE: Bad Magic&Trips vs. Vacations from 2023-11-29T09:01
Dear Pennies and Pallers, This week we are joined by our friend Tiffany Haddish! Letter one comes from Adam, who loves magic but has experienced some bad magic that soured him on it. In letter t...
ListenRE: Tool&Travel Bets from 2023-11-22T09:01
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In letter one, Luke asked for a recap of Daniel’s first Tool show. Letter two comes from Ryan, who bet his friend Ben that he couldn’t get from LA to Cuba for un...
ListenRE: Elopement vs. Ceremony&Procrastination from 2023-11-15T09:01
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
Letter one comes from a pal who is conflicted about the idea of having a big wedding ceremony. In letter two, the Gaggle Gals (Bordini sisters) are procrastinato...
ListenRE: Wildlife Encounters&Missed Connections from 2023-11-08T09:01
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In letter one, Chelsea shares a story with us about a magical encounter she had in nature. Letter two is from Kelly, who asks us about any meaningful interaction...
ListenEric André | RE: Hulk Hogan&The Cannabis Line from 2023-11-01T08:01
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Eric André! Letter one comes from a Hulk Hogan fan, who wants to know how long it would take for people to realize we’ve tu...
ListenKumail Nanjiani | RE: Stoneman Willie&Sports Aggression from 2023-10-25T08:01
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Kumail Nanjiani! Letter one comes from Emily, who tells us all about Stoneman Willie, a legend from her hometown of Reading...
ListenRE: Aging&Work Trips from 2023-10-18T08:01
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In letter one, Anton asks us how we’ll feel when we age. Letter two comes from Marly, who went on a work trip and drove through Daniel’s hometown, Rochelle! We a...
ListenRE: Pizza Hut Circumcision&Difficult Break Up from 2023-10-11T23:15:01
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
Letter one comes from Rob, who gives us our very first reverse Patreon letter and provides more details on his circumcision as an older kid. In letter two, Junk ...
ListenLaura Peek | RE: Laundry&Advice for Past Selves from 2023-10-04T08:01
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Laura Peek! In letter one, Noah wants to talk all things laundry! Letter two is from Amanda, who asks us what we would tell...
ListenIfy Nwadiwe | RE: Public Stress&Lying in Interviews from 2023-09-27T08:01
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Ify Nwadiwe! Letter one is from J, who asks about ways to publicly deal with stress. In letter two, Carly wants to know if...
ListenRE: Relocating&Mind vs. Body from 2023-09-20T08:01
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In letter one, Scott shares his experience moving out of the country as a kid. Letter two is from Kendall, who asks about a “would you rather” from her family. W...
ListenRE: Family Legacy&Surprising Yourself from 2023-09-13T08:01
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
Zach sent us a letter about his complicated family dynamics, and wonders if his kids should have a relationship with his estranged father. In letter two, Missy t...
ListenBen Roy | RE: Gross Satisfaction&Who Not to Fight from 2023-09-06T08:01
Dear Pennies and Pallers, This week we are joined by our friend Ben Roy!
In letter one, Chelsea asks us if there is any gross task that we get satisfaction from completing. Letter two com...
ListenJoe Nicchi | RE: Buffet Game Plan&Service Staff Treatment from 2023-08-30T08:01
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Joe Nicchi! Letter one is from Scott, who has turned buffet strategy into a science. In letter two, Matty talks about his t...
ListenRE: Outgrowing Friends&Grim History from 2023-08-23T08:01
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In letter one, Sophia feels distance between her and her roommate, and wants to know when to let the friendship go. Letter two is from Mike, who is drawn to stor...
ListenRE: Bickering Couples&Animal vs. Human Life from 2023-08-16T08:01
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
Letter one comes from Rachel, who is friends with a couple that constantly bickers. In letter two, Adam asks us if animal life or human life is more precious. We...
ListenRE: Homesickness&Cottagecore from 2023-08-09T08:01
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In letter one, Patronie Daniel asks about getting homesickness on the road. Letter two comes from Sean, who discusses the difference between cottagecore and cabi...
ListenSarah Silverman | RE: Dealbreakers&Neighbor Feud from 2023-08-02T08:01
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Sarah Silverman! Letter one comes from B.L. Bogues, who cares strongly about compatibility in musical taste (he’s baffled b...
ListenNick Kroll | RE: Ridiculous Fights&Biological Parenthood from 2023-07-26T06:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Nick Kroll! In letter one, Ellen tells us about some ridiculous fights she’s had with her brother. Letter two comes from Ni...
ListenRE: Unconditional Love&Broken Phone from 2023-07-19T08:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
Letter one comes from Amy, whose dad opened up to expressed his love for her. In letter two, Luke tells us about a #SAGA that started with a stupid marital fight...
ListenRE: Lake Snacks&Insider Knowledge - Live In-Studio! from 2023-07-12T09:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
A huge thank you to everyone who tuned in for the live recording of our birthday show! In letter one, Katherine wants to know our favorite lake snacks. Letter tw...
ListenCarl Tart | RE: Renaissance Fair Wedding&Questionable Coaching from 2023-07-05T09:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Carl Tart! In letter one, Adam asks us about memorable weddings we’ve attended - his favorite was at a renaissance fair. Le...
ListenJerry O’Connell | RE: Funny Kids&World’s Largest from 2023-06-28T09:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Jerry O’Connell! Letter one comes from Hunter, who wants to hear our favorite stories of kids saying funny things. In lette...
ListenRE: Photographs&Oatmeal is Breakfast Chili from 2023-06-21T09:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In letter one, Vince asks about how many pictures we have of ourselves. Letter two is from Nicki, who has a fun food math problem for us.
We also talk abo...
ListenRE: Seasons of Life&Nic Cage from 2023-06-14T09:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In letter one, Shazza writes in about the differences between who she is now and who she once was. Letter two comes from The Cage Rage, who wants us to talk abou...
ListenMandy Moore | RE: ER Stories&Desert Island Songs from 2023-06-07T09:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Mandy Moore! Letter one comes from Crystal, who wants to know about our crazy ER stories. In letter two, Bardo wants to kno...
ListenRhys Darby | RE: Sensual Ghost Encounters&Dangerous Hobbies from 2023-05-31T09:01
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Rhys Darby! In letter one, Jacqueline asks what we would do if we experienced a sensual ghost encounter. Letter two is from...
ListenRE: Kissing your Kids&Slides or Sleds from 2023-05-24T09:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
Letter one comes from Justin, who wants to know when he is supposed to stop kissing his sons on the lips. In letter two, Tim asks slip-n-slides or sledding.
... ListenRE: Gifts from the Universe&Wedding Officiant from 2023-05-17T09:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In letter one, Mikey introduces us to his dog Ruby, who he believes plays a part in him turning his life into what he always wanted it to be - he also covered ou...
ListenRE: Fading Passions&Ham Salad from 2023-05-10T14:44:25
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
Letter one comes from Kelsey, who designed an awesome Pen Pals poster and asked us about passions dying out as time goes on. In letter two, Gabby goes nuts over ...
ListenIrene Tu | RE: Escape Rooms&Phallic Artwork from 2023-05-03T09:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Irene Tu!
In letter one, a scorned, petty lover is mad that his wife did an escape...
ListenJon Gabrus | RE: Male Hygiene&Disney for Kids from 2023-04-26T09:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Jon Gabrus! In letter one, the internet has bombarded Ellie with the suggestion that men don’t wipe properly. Letter two ...
ListenRE: Foreign Exchange Student&Pockets from 2023-04-19T09:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
Letter one comes from Emerson, whose dad took their foreign exchange student on a road trip to remember! In letter two, Cam is talkin’ pants pockets. We also t...
ListenRE: UFOs&Second Date Policy from 2023-04-12T09:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In letter one, Major Tom writes in about UFOs! Letter two comes from M, who went on a first date with someone who has a second-date policy. We also talk about Mr...
ListenShane Mauss | RE: Teleportation Fears&Free Work from 2023-04-05T09:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Shane Mauss! Letter one comes from Erich, who has a genuine fear of teleportation. In letter two, Sarah asks about setting ...
ListenRE: Dating a Friend’s Ex&Mental Health + Art from 2023-03-29T09:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In letter one, Luke wants to date his friend’s ex. Letter two is from Alex, who is struggling to hold onto creative inspiration as his mental health improves. We...
ListenJay Chandrasekhar | RE: Playing Favorites&Altering Music History from 2023-03-22T09:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Jay Chandrasekhar! Letter one comes from Diana who wants to know about playing favorites with children or kids of siblings....
ListenRE: Transgender Child&Ruined Wedding Dress from 2023-03-15T09:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In letter one, Tyler asks for ideas for how to create the most supportive environment for their transgender child. Letter two is from Rowan, whose wife’s wedding...
ListenRE: Vegas Romance&AI from 2023-03-08T10:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
Letter one is from Kevin, whose unassuming Vegas work trip turned romantic! In letter two, Dan asks about our thoughts on AI, and the impac...
ListenNick Thune | RE: When to Walk Away&Pure Excitement from 2023-03-01T10:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Nick Thune! In letter one, our friend Will tells us how he walked away from a job that went south. Letter two is from Chu...
ListenBeth Stelling | RE: Inappropriate Laughter&Sex Work from 2023-02-22T10:04
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Beth Stelling! Letter one comes from Michael who asked us about a time when we couldn’t control our l...
ListenRE: Getting Fired&Vanished Grandpa from 2023-02-15T10:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In letter one, Sancheri wants to know our best “getting fired” stories. Letter two comes from Nick, whose grandpa disappeared without a trace. We also talk about...
ListenRE: Caveman Tour Guide&Praise + Sandwiches from 2023-02-08T10:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
Letter one comes from Kameron, who wants to know how we’d impress a caveman on a date. In letter two, Jen gives us some praise and resurfaces our sandwich conv...
ListenRE: Touring Artists from 2023-02-01T20:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
It’s just the two of us - no producer, no engineer - and that's part of the reason we only got to one letter...but it's a good one! Bob wro...
ListenBilly Wayne Davis | RE: Pillows&Best Friend’s Girlfriend from 2023-01-25T10:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Billy Wayne Davis! Kameron sent in some pillow talk for letter one. In our second letter, Kevin asks what to do when you do...
ListenRE: Big City Living&Spooky Google Earth from 2023-01-18T10:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
Our first letter comes from Jack, who is moving to New York and wants advice on how to do it right. Letter two is from Jennifer, who has a ...
ListenRE: Bisexuality&Potable Water from 2023-01-11T10:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This episode is brought to you by a couple of Chris's! Our first Chris asks us if he should reveal his bisexuality to his wife. Our second ...
ListenRE: Workplace Boundaries&Body Disposition from 2023-01-04T10:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
Happy New Year! Letter one is from Ana, who recognizes difficulty with establishing professional boundaries within certain careers. In lett...
ListenRE: Never Been Kissed&Childhood Smells from 2022-12-28T10:02
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
In letter one, K wants advice for how to start dating in her 30s, as someone who has never had a real kiss. Letter two is from Meagan who ask...
ListenTodd Glass | RE: Deja Vu&Being Yourself from 2022-12-21T17:13
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Todd Glass! Letter one comes Gemma, whose colleague lacks emotional boundaries at work. In our second letter, Danny wants adv...
ListenRE: Words of Affirmation&Wedding Attire from 2022-12-14T10:02
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
Our first letter comes from Kevin, who wants his partner to tell him he’s pretty. Letter two is from Clay, who is getting dressed up for a wedding and wants input....
ListenJackie Kashian&Sean Patton | RE: Streaming Services&Disney Songs - Live from Come&Take It from 2022-12-07T10:02
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we are coming to you live from the Come & Take It Comedy Festival, and are joined by our friends Jackie Kashian and Sean Patton! In letter one, Austin wr...
ListenDierdre Friel | RE: Emotional Unprofessionalism&Liking Your Name from 2022-11-30T10:02
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Dierdre Friel! Letter one comes from a teacher whose colleague lacks emotional boundaries at work. In our second letter, Paul...
ListenRE: Warm Desserts&Drugs from 2022-11-23T10:02
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
Letter one comes from Allison who knows the way to our hearts - she wrote in asking how we feel about warm vs cold desserts. Letter two is from a pal who has never...
ListenRE: Atypical Families&A Good Death from 2022-11-16T10:02
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
In letter one, Zak & Fran ask for advice on how to share about their family dynamics without bringing down the vibe at gatherings. Letter two comes from Elise, who...
ListenRE: Belonging&School Lunch from 2022-11-09T10:02
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
Letter one comes from LB who wants to know what it means to belong. In letter two, Catie asks us about our favorite school lunches! We also talk about our preferre...
ListenCipha Sounds | RE: Heteronormative Roles&Unsolicited Advice from 2022-11-02T09:02
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend (and penny) Cipha Sounds! In letter one, Suzy asks for our thoughts on heteronormative roles in society. Letter two is from J...
ListenChad Daniels | RE: Turning 40&Chips from 2022-10-26T09:02
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Chad Daniels! Letter one comes from a pal who is feeling conflicted about turning 40. In our second letter, Suzy asks about o...
ListenRE: Offensive Comedy&Bird of the Year from 2022-10-19T09:02
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
Patrick sent in letter one, asking what to do when you are deeply offended by stand up comedy. In our second letter, Pascale tells us about the Bird of the Year ca...
ListenRE: Hypnotherapy&Cabin Recap from 2022-10-12T09:02
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
Letter one comes from Benji, who is a big proponent of hypnotherapy (Content warning: the discussion of this letter addresses sexual abuse). Instead of a letter tw...
ListenMatt Braunger | RE: Restaurant Ordering&Safe Words from 2022-10-05T09:02
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Matt Braunger! Our first letter comes from MK who asks about restaurant ordering etiquette. In letter two, KG discusses safe ...
ListenJay Larson | RE: Celebrity Crushes&Setting Boundaries from 2022-09-28T09:02
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Jay Larson! Letter one comes from Becky who dug Tony Danza in the 80s and wants to know who we crushed on. In our second lett...
ListenRE: Career Boomerang&Sex Talk from 2022-09-21T09:02
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
We got our first letter from Rob, who left his job then eventually came back to it. Letter two is from a pal who is working on vulnerability ...
ListenRE: Words&Saving Musical Heroes from 2022-09-14T09:02
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
Our first letter this week comes from Emma, who writes in about the importance of words. Letter two is from Kristal, who asks us which late musicians we’d like to ...
ListenJordan&Lauren Scovel | RE: Younger Self&Meat from 2022-09-07T09:02
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we are joined by two of our MOST special guests, Jordan and Lauren Scovel! Letter one comes from Dale, who reflects on questionable behavior by his young...
ListenRamin Nazer | RE: Meaningful Friendships&Letting Go from 2022-08-31T09:35
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Ramin Nazer!
Letter one comes from Tim, who would like some tips on how to build meaningful friendships. Letter two is...
ListenRE: Bereavement Leave&Childhood Neighbors from 2022-08-24T09:02
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
Our first letter is from Angela, whose company has a ridiculous bereavement policy. Then we hear from Taylor, who gives a breakdown of her childhood neighborhood c...
ListenRE: Vacations&Another Woman - Live on Moment House from 2022-08-17T09:02
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
We’re coming at you live in-studio, brought to you by Moment House! Thanks to those of you who tuned in. Our first letter is from Alex, who just went on vacation a...
ListenSklar Brothers | RE: Skilled Trades&Yard Games from 2022-08-10T09:01
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we are joined by two of our best buds, Randy and Jason Sklar! Our first letter comes from Timmy (along with Adam and Vern), who talks about male vulnerab...
ListenRE: Late vs. Manipulative&Dogs from 2022-08-03T09:01
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
Letter one comes from Adam, who asks if the way he deals with his wife’s chronic lateness is manipulative. In our second letter, Amy writes us for advice about a m...
ListenRE: Conflicting Viewpoints&Learning Names from 2022-07-27T09:01
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
We are celebrating the start of our 4th year today - happy birthday, pals! We have so many great memories tied to this show, and they all start with you.
In...
ListenRE: Our Favorite Things from 2022-07-20T09:01:40
Dear Pen Pals,
This week we’re bringing you some of our favorite moments from the last four years! Cracker Barrel, the first #SAGA, Sandwich Talk, and more!
Big thanks to Emily ...
ListenRE: The Mashed Patatreon from 2022-07-13T09:01:41
Dear Pen Pals,
We weren’t able to record an ep this week; in true Pen Pals fashion, we have to postpone our anniversary episode! #subjecttochange #wheniswhat
Instead, we’re givi...
ListenDoug Benson | RE: Social Eating&International Stand Up from 2022-07-06T09:00
Dear Pen Pals,
For our 200th episode, we are joined by our dear friend Doug Benson! In our first letter we hear from Matt (age 46), who see food as sustenance and doesn’t understand socia...
ListenSara Schaefer | RE: Over-Gifting&Real Magic from 2022-06-29T09:01
Dear Pen Pals,
This week we are joined by our friend Sarah Schaefer! We have a letter from Phil whose family over-gifts throughout the year. Letter two came from Kameron and is all about ...
ListenRE: Covid Conundrum&Losing Your Virginity from 2022-06-22T09:01
Dear Pen Pals,
Letter one comes from Dan, who shares with us his wife’s pandemic fears. In letter two, Joel asks us about our first time. We also talk about Rory’s website, indoor hot dog...
ListenRE: Family Cabin&Celebrity Interactions from 2022-06-15T09:01
Dear Pen Pals,
In letter one, our pal Megan wants her family to get on board with improving her family’s cabin. Letter two is sent from Josh, who asks about how to keep your cool around c...
ListenRE: Soul-Saving&Officiating a Wedding from 2022-06-08T09:02
Dear Pen Pals,
We got a letter from J, whose mom is working hard to try and reel her back into religion. In letter two, a pal writes in for advice on officiating his brother’s wedding. We...
ListenHaley Joel Osment | RE: Pizza&Talent Shows from 2022-06-01T09:02
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Haley Joel Osment! Letter one is all about pizza, baby! For letter two, our pal Sancheri asks us about talent shows.
W...
ListenKurt Braunohler&Hannah Berner | RE: Lasting Impressions&Baby on the Way Out - LIVE at Moontower from 2022-05-25T09:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
We’re coming atcha live from the Moontower Comedy Festival, joined by our friends Kurt Brunohler and Hannah Berner! Our first letter is from Dr. B, who asks if a...
ListenRE: Playing the Victim&Mouth and Foot Painting from 2022-05-18T09:01
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
Letter one comes from Jules, who needs advice about a friend who too often plays the victim. In our second letter, VL writes us to ask about an on-location cabin s...
ListenRE: Condolences from 2022-05-13T08:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
We have an additional letter this week from Michael, who shared with us the sad news that our pal Sara has passed away. Dealing with loss is never easy, but we are...
ListenRE: Marriage Trauma&Unconventional Beauty from 2022-05-11T14:54:51
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
Our first letter is from our pal Major Tom, who is dealing with trauma in his marriage (content warning, this first letter addresses physical abuse). Letter two co...
ListenSeaton Smith | RE: Not Having it Together&Sensational News Stories from 2022-05-04T09:01
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Seaton Smith! Our first letter is from Matt, who wants to know if it’s okay to not have it all together. Letter two is from a...
ListenRose Byrne | RE: Walking Around Australia&Absent Parent from 2022-04-27T09:01
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we are joined by our dear friend Rose Byrne! Max wrote in about his journey walking around Australia, and his love for Millie the dog. In our second lett...
ListenRE: Real Love&Thoughts While Flying from 2022-04-20T09:01
RE: Now and Then&Gardening from 2022-04-13T09:01
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
We got a letter from our pal Jenna who observes some lovely changes between this current generation and those that came before. Letter 2 is a...
ListenRE: Catchy Tunes&Lords and Ladies w/ Jack Whitehall from 2022-04-06T09:01
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we’re joined by Jack Whitehall!
RE: Home Improvements&Personal Care w/ Judd Apatow from 2022-03-30T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we are joined by Judd Apatow! In our first letter, Brian writes in to ask if we are handy fellas. Our second letter comes from Beth, whose husband commen...
ListenRE: Potatoes&Psychic Tendencies from 2022-03-23T09:00:07
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
Our first letter comes from our pen pal Jen, who knows the way to our hearts - she wrote in about her love of potatoes, and even gives us a recipe to try out. In o...
ListenRE: Hometown Legends&Self-Motivation w/ Andy Richter from 2022-03-16T09:00:56
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Andy Richter! Our first letter comes from Matty, who put h...
ListenRE: Car Trouble&Nature vs. Nurture from 2022-03-09T10:00:26
RE: Naps&Confronting a Mooch w/ Aimee Mann from 2022-03-02T10:00:40
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we are joined by the legendary Aimee Mann!
Our...
ListenRE: Male Affection&Mystery in Atlanta from 2022-02-23T10:00:47
Teaser 3 - RE: A Nipple Conundrum from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.666765
In the third and final Teaser, Daniel and Rory field a Twitter DM from a guy named Joe who has had a question on his mind for months... about nipples.
ListenRE: Golf & Best-Ratio Foods from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.663576
This week Rory shares some expert golf advice in response to Letter 1. Here's a hint: start with your putting. Then in Letter 2, Daniel and Rory have a lively discussion about which foods are highe...
ListenRE: Staying Informed & Toxic Relationships from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.662573
It's tough out there, but Daniel & Rory are here to talk you through it. This week brings a letter from a friend who says that keeping up with the news is hurting him. Then we have another letter f...
ListenRE: Time Travel & Friendship from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.659318
Rory and Daniel catch up on their Twitter polls before jumping into Letter 1, which seeks an answer to the question of time travel. Letter 2 addresses the age-old query: can two people who are attr...
ListenRE: Sleep Paralysis & Universal Basic Income from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.655746
Daniel & Rory talk sleep paralysis & universal basic income.
ListenRE: Millennials & Falling For A Friend from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.651410
Daniel and Rory talk millennials & falling for a friend.
ListenRE: Going F2F with Mom & High School Expectations from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.648028
Daniel & Rory talk going F2F with Mom & High School Expectations
ListenRE: A Karaoke Proposal & Talking Politics with Dad from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.644501
Dear Pallers,
Happy New Year!
This week, we open with a letter asking for advice about a potential karaoke wedding proposal.
Letter 2 asks for advice about wading into po...
RE: Cannibal Questions & The Hydration Challenge from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.643415
Dear Pallers,
This week we discuss the August Birthday Curse and read some reviews before diving headfirst into Letter 1, in which a mom tells the tale of her child's cannibal-related quer...
RE: Coffee Shops & Board Game Traditions from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.639194
Dear Pallers,
In Letter 1, a listener tells us about a Back to the Future-themed coffee shop, which opens up a larger coffee shop discussion.
In Letter 2, a listener asks about bo...
RE: Fetishes & An Affair - Live from Tuxas! from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.593371
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
It happened. We went to Galveston, Texas to attend the Local Billionaire's ball. Usher may have even talked to Daniel. We were Junior Grand Marshals in the Mardi ...
RE: Saving Lives & Sandwich Talk from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.589765
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week, we start the show off with a special happy birthday.
Then in Letter 1, a Paller describes having his life saved by his friends and we discuss ...
RE: Employee Shenanigans & Hickeys from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.586110
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
For this week's Letter 1, we discuss being employees at shitty jobs!
In Letter 2, we talk all about hickeys!
Sincerely,
Your Pe...
RE: Sex Addiction & A Prank War from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.585324
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In Letter 1, a listener reveals her deepest, darkest secret about her husband's sex addiction.
Then we open a special Cracker Barrel care package!
Listen
RE: Music Tastes & Debating A Vasectomy from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.582650
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week, we are back -- even if Rory is calling in from afar!
In our first letter, we discuss music tastes -- how they're formed and how they change (...
RE: Surprise Concert & Adult Baby Convention from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.580206
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
Rory is back in the studio and we read a letter about a surprise concert from an awesome parent.
In Letter 2, we discuss the many things people can be int...
RE: Staying In The Band & Reality TV from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.576115
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In the first letter, we discuss the importance of sticking with your dreams when you've made it so far.
In letter 2, we discover that Rory does NOT like...
RE: Shoe Hero & Artists Who Are Bad People from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.572764
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In our first letter, we go over the importance of good deeds.
In letter 2, we discuss when an artist is a bad person.
Sincerely,
Your...
RE: Aliens & Fairies (The 2 postcards) from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.568614
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
We read the 2-part postcard set we received at Daniel's album recording!
Sincerely,
Your Pen Pals Daniel & Rory
RE: When To Shut Up and Take The Win? & Halloween from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.567796
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In our first letter, we discuss how to handle promotions and almost promotions at work.
In letter 2, we discuss Halloween costumes and come across a pre...
RE: The Carol Anne Episode from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.564373
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we dedicate this episode to an amazing letter we were handed #F2F.
Sincerely,
Your Pen Pals Daniel & Rory
RE: Slackers & Shampoo Side Hustle from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.560988
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
In our first letter, we talk about working with slackers
Letter 2 we discuss dealing with an inauthentic roommate
...
RE: Wedding Plans & Child Therapy from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.557274
Dear Pennies & Pallers
In our first letter, we discuss our Bort & Jen wedding plans.
In letter 2, we talk about when to listen to your child or when ...
RE: The Sex Talk & Suicide - with Conan O'Brien from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.556419
Dear Pennies & Pallers
This week we are joined by the incredible Conan O'Brien!
In our first letter, we have a talk about THE talk.
RE: Goodbye Dan & Time from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.552789
Dear Pennies & Pallers
In our first letter, we say goodbye to a paller, Dan.
Our second letter we discuss the concept of time
Listen
RE: Best Man Decision & The Lonely Lunch Club LIVE from Tuxas! from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.549110
Dear Pennies & Pallers
This week we come to you LIVE FROM THE WEEKEND OF TUXES and joined by a VERY SPECIAL GUEST!
In our first letter, we discuss th...
RE: If Money Were No Object & Quick Hits from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.545603
Dear Pennies & Pallers
This week we do a few quick hit letters
In our main letter we discuss what we would do if money were no object
<...
RE: The Benefits of Massages & Early Retirement from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.544796
Dear Pennies & Pallers
In our first letter, we discuss the value in getting massages regularly
And in letter 2, we talk about what to do if you can r...
RE: Dealing with Sudden Loss During Quarantine from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.541109
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we have a bit of an unconventional episode.
We start off by discussing "Robbie," ESPN 8 "The Ocho," and sitting behind Vince Vaughn on an all-f...
RE: Top Bands & Navigating My Brain from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.503205
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week, we meet a listener in Letter 1 who is seeking music recommendations after many years in a sheltered family.
In Letter 2, a newfound Paller hopes...
RE: Dan's Arches, Educating Yourself, & Candy Talk from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.499833
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
To start off the show, Dan has a message he'd like to share with you.
Then we have a little something different in store -- instead of a regular episode, w...
RE: A Miserable Rafting Trip from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.496260
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we dive into a letter from a listener who recounts to us a miserable family rafting trip.
Plus, we announce our very first live Zoom show!! Lis...
RE: My Best Friend's Bad-News Marriage & My First Porn Experience - Live Zoom Show! from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.492869
Pennies & Pallers!
This week we bring you our first ever live Zoom show!
For Letter 1, we read a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure-style letter that questions whether a listener should ta...
RE: Jaws Wired Shut from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.492105
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we bring you a letter from a listener whose jaws were wired shut after surgery, and had to consume a liquid diet. This leads to many different food-based ...
RE: Name Changes & Bucket Lists from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.488477
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
In this week's first letter, we discuss name changes. Then for Letter 2, we talk all about bucket lists.
Plus, we discuss: Rory's new putter, "This Is How...
RE: When to Come Out from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.484777
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we only read one letter -- it's from a listener to transitioned years ago and wants to know when it's appropriate to address that fact when meeting new ...
RE: The Turkey Situation & Seeing Any Event From History - Live On Zoom from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.481385
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we bring you our latest live Zoom show!
This episode we took on a Thanksgiving-themed letter, plus discussed what event from history we would cho...
RE: Holiday Traditions & Would You Rather from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.480502
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week's first letter delves into the topic of holiday traditions.
For Letter 2, we discuss a very important "Would You Rather" scenario.
Sinc...
RE: Seasons & Senses & A Family Question - LIVE on Zoom with Patrick Keenan from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.477192
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
Happy New Year! We started 2021 off with a live show over Zoom with a bunch of you!
Luckily we were joined by our good friend, Patrick Keenan of the Winter...
RE: Favorite Clubs & Talking To Kids About Drugs from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.473737
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
For our first letter this week, we talk about our favorite places to perform live comedy.
In our second letter, we hear a new cover of the theme song and d...
RE: Changes Since 2012 & Folklore from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.470330
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
For our first letter this week, we discuss the changes that have taken place in the US since 2012.
Then for our second letter, we talk about local folklore...
RE: A Tattoo Conundrum & Manic Episodes from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.465994
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
For our first letter this week, we hear from a listener who has some reservations about a life decision his wife is considering.
In our second letter, we d...
RE: Mental Breakdowns & True Conspiracies from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.462432
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
For our first letter this week, we hear from a listener who has recently gotten back in touch with an old friend, only to realize that something seems very off.
Listen
RE: Advice For Your Younger Self & Must-Have Brands from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.459361
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
For this week's first letter, a listener poses the question: what advice would you give to your younger self?
Letter 2 is all about those brands that you c...
RE: First Date & Back to the Future from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.458310
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
For our first letter this week, we hear about a listener’s first date with his common law wife, plus an idea for a new Instagram account.
RE: Pancakes & Power Moves from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.454696
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
We’re now officially part of the Team Coco network! Our first full-length episode is on July 28th, but until then, we’ve got a few mini-episodes like thi...
RE: Animal Magic & Brain Teasers from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.451542
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week’s first letter attempts to prove the existence of supernatural squirrels.
In our second letter, our Pen Pal/certified cool...
RE: Sex Slang & Bad Heroes from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.446817
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week’s first letter kicks off a conversation about obscure sex terms - you might want to consult Urban Dictionary. Our Pen Pal wants to know: when do you ask w...
RE: Cosmic Twins & Perfect Day w/ Matt Walsh from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.443561
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we are joined by our friend Matt Walsh (Veep star! UCB co-founder! Chicago Bears superfan!).
In our first letter, a Pen Pal describes losing a co...
RE: Swedish Spirits & Work Stress w/ Adam Cayton-Holland from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.439896
This week we are joined by our friend Adam Cayton-Holland! First, a Pen Pal shares her supernatural experience in the woods of Sweden and also performs an amazing rendition of the theme song in Swe...
ListenRE: Defining Weird & Social Anxiety w/ Skylar Astin from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.393275
Today we are joined by our incredibly talented friend, Skylar Astin! In our first letter, a Pen Pal asks about the fluid definition of “weird." This week’s second letter discusses the struggle of m...
ListenRE: Senior Year & Corporal Punishment w/ Will Ferrell from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.392464
The great Will Ferrell joins us this week to read your letters! In this week’s first letter, a high school senior asks what he can do to make his final year memorable - and invites us to his gradu...
ListenRE: Sitting to Pee & Polyamorous Love w/ Brett Goldstein from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.388945
This week’s new Pen Pal is the always brilliant Brett Goldstein. Our first letter gets right to the point: how often do we sit down when we pee? In our second letter, a Pen Pal shares their thought...
ListenRE: Losing Passion & Fruit Essence from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.385317
In our first letter, a Pen Pal asks for advice as they come to terms with a lack of passion in their long-term relationship and some lingering feelings for a high school love. In our second letter,...
ListenRE: Off-Grid Living & Dog Goodbyes from 2022-02-21T03:31:13.384499
In our first letter, a Pen Pal describes her plan to construct an off-grid homestead with her partner. She wants to know: what would our homesteads be like? In our second letter, a Pen Pal explains...
ListenRE: Art of Flirting & Escaping Negativity w/ Chris Garcia from 2022-02-16T05:00
This week we’re joined by our friend, the hilarious Chris Garcia! In our first letter, a Pen Pal wants to know: how (and where!) do you flirt without the help of alcohol? In our second letter, a Pe...
ListenRE: Chasing Adventure & Powerful Art from 2022-01-26T05:00
In our first letter, a Pen Pal describes their incredible experience running a trail race through the Appalachian Mountains, and the strange feelings she had upon returning to normal life. In our s...
ListenRE: Gender Norms & Nude Calendar w/ Sona Movsesian from 2022-01-19T05:00
This week we are joined by the hilarious Sona Movsesian! In our first letter, a male Pen Pal explains how he learned to overcome shitty gender norms and embrace his love of crocheting. He then asks...
ListenRE: Acupuncture Nightmare & Meaningful Possessions from 2022-01-12T05:00
In our first letter, a Pen Pal has a wild experience at a deeply strange acupuncture clinic. In our second letter, a Pen Pal fascinated by death explains why they love Victorian-era items and want ...
ListenRE: Buffet Style from 2021-12-29T05:00
In this week’s letter, a Pen Pal writes about a topic near and dear to our hearts: buffets. We also discuss: the Micro Machines guy, French silk pie, how going for seconds made you a good boy, skip...
ListenRE: Elvis Presley & Christmas Surprise from 2021-12-22T05:00
First, a Pen Pal writes about their love for Elvis Presley, and asks how we want to be remembered when we’re gone. In this week’s second letter, a Pen Pal debates whether or not he should surprise ...
ListenRE: Power of Sports & Movie Languages w/ Chris Sullivan from 2021-12-15T05:00
This week we are joined by our Pen Pal (and certified penny) Chris Sullivan! First, a Pen Pal writes about the spiritual power of sports, and the community that comes with it. In this week’s second...
ListenRE: Travel Hacks & Cabin Antics w/ Naomi Ekperigin from 2021-11-24T05:00
This week we are joined by our new Pen Pal, the great Naomi Ekperigin! In our first letter, our Pen Pal Will asks for our favorite travel hacks. In this week’s second letter, our Pen Pal Chris Sull...
ListenRE: Boat Names & Reaching Out w/ Kevin Nealon from 2021-11-17T05:00
This week we are joined by the brilliant Kevin Nealon! In our first letter, a Pen Pal living in Japan asks us to name the new boat he is building. In this week’s second letter, a Pen Pal wants to k...
ListenRE: Inconsiderate People & Consolation Prize w/ Hannah Berner from 2021-11-10T05:00
This week we are joined by the hilarious Hannah Berner! Catch her on tour now, and listen to her podcasts Berning In Hell & Giggly Squad. Our first letter asks about inconsiderate people: the jerk ...
ListenRE: Hanging Brain & Incompatible Love from 2021-10-27T04:00
First, we have a hot-off-the-presses (night of!) letter from a Pen Pal who was witness to a deeply unpleasant view when her beloved former boss sat down in short shorts. She wants to know: have we ...
ListenRE: Toilet Paper & Horse Thieves w/ Andy Samberg from 2021-10-20T04:00
This week we are joined by the hilarious Andy Samberg (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Saturday Night Live, Palm Springs)!
In our first letter, the best summer camp employee ever asks us about our preferr...
RE: Father-in-Law Ghost & Something's Missing w/ Kyle Kinane from 2021-10-13T04:00
This week we are joined by our friend (and your new Pen Pal), the hilarious Kyle Kinane! In the first letter, our Pen Pal explains that her home is haunted by the ghost of her husband’s father. She...
ListenRE: Letting Kids Win & Emailing Ex w/ Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds from 2021-09-29T04:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week, we are joined by Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds of The Dollop podcast for a very special LIVE Pen Pals - recorded at the High Plains Comedy Festival in...
RE: Ham Day & A Joyous Life from 2021-09-22T04:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
In this week’s first letter, a Pen Pal explains their annual Ham Day tradition, a day devoted to eating ham with friends. Our Pen Pal wants to know: what time of ye...
RE: Cursing Children & Religious Costumes w/ Annie Weisman from 2021-09-15T04:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week, we are joined by the brilliant and hilarious Annie Weisman (creator of “Physical”).
In our first letter, a Pen Pal is shushed for cussing in fr...
??RE: Existential Dread & Deadliest Catch from 2021-09-01T04:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
In this week’s first letter, a Pen Pal (who may or may not know our names) expresses concern for the wellbeing of our planet - and looks for any tips on how to ward...
RE: Grandpa’s Romance & Go-To Drinks - with Pete Holmes from 2021-08-25T04:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
Pete Holmes joins us this week to discuss soccer goalies, deviled eggs, codependency, eating penguins, and more!
In this week’s first letter, our Pen Pal l...
RE: Separate Beds & Olympic Medals - with Ryan Sickler from 2021-08-18T04:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we are joined by our good friend (and Pen Pal) Ryan Sickler!
In our first letter, one Pen Pal makes a convincing case for non-traditional sleepin...
RE: Family Legends & Former Friends from 2021-08-11T04:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week, we learn how bargain hunting saved a woman from one of the most famous tragedies of all time.
In our second letter, we hear from a Pen Pal who w...
RE: Balcony Kisses & Getting Older - with Casey Wilson from 2021-07-28T04:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
The amazing Casey Wilson (Black Monday, Happy Endings) joins us for our first full episode as part of the Team Coco network!
In this...
RE: Favorite Fries from 2021-07-21T04:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
We’re back with another mini-episode! Stay tuned - our first full-length episode with Team Coco drops July 28th.
Today we hear from a Pen Pal with some c...
RE: Canine Condolences & Vacation Mourning from 2021-07-14T04:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
We’ve got another mini-episode for you! Our first full-length episode with the Team Coco network is on July 28th, but until then, we hope you enjoy these teasers. ...
RE: My French Quarter Ghost & Genetic Inheritance - with Noah Eberhart from 2021-06-30T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
Our guest on this final Starburns Audio version of the pod is our friend and OG producer, Noah "NewNo" Eberhart, who finally gets his mic after all these years.
Listen
RE: Letters of Love & A Question Of Decency from 2021-06-23T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week, we have an important announcement.
Then we hear from a listener who is working their way through grief by writing letters.
In our secon...
RE: Broken Brain Compensation Methods & Random Tearful Grandma Memories from 2021-06-16T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week, we hear from listener Megan who describes the compensation methods she uses to deal with her "broken brain," and wonders if we have any methods of our ow...
RE: Parasocial Relationships & Fishing from 2021-05-26T07:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
For our first letter this week, we delve into parasocial relationships.
In Letter 2, we talk all about fishing!
Sincerely,
Your Pen Pals ...
RE: Coming Out & Best/Worst Vacations from 2021-05-19T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
For our first letter this week, we hear from a bi-poly listener who is currently in the closet and not sure when to come out.
In our second letter, we hear...
RE: Thinking Differently & A Dating Question from 2021-05-12T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week's first letter poses the question: Would you want to think differently?
Here are some links to Jack's project & his show:
http://www.you...
RE: Breathing & Guilty Pleasures from 2021-04-28T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers!
For this week's first letter, we talk about breathing and our obsessions.
In our second letter, we dive into guilty pleasures!
Plus, we discuss: R...
RE: Drawing Lines in Comedy & Political Leanings from 2021-04-21T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
For this week's first letter, we hear from a comedian who isn't sure how personal he should get with his comedy with regards to his family and friends.
In ...
RE: Classic Cars & Head vs. Heart from 2021-04-14T09:00
Dear Pennies, Pallers, & Pencil Buds,
For our first letter this week, we talk about old, classic cars we would buy, and things we've left behind that we miss.
For our second lette...
RE: How to Say "I Love You" & A Swedish Treasure Story from 2021-03-31T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
For our first letter this week, we address the question of when and how to tell someone those 3 magical words.
For Letter 2, we hear the tale of a childhoo...
RE: Big Changes & Chicago St. Patrick's Day from 2021-03-24T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
For our first letter this week, we hear from a listener whose father has begun dating again after her mother's death, and wants some advice. Also, she has a questio...
RE: Obscure Words & Quality Smut from 2021-03-17T19:24:25
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
For our first letter this week, we discuss a listener's favorite obscure words, and play a little guessing game.
Then in our second letter, we discuss the ...
RE: Thresholds & Getting Back Into Comedy from 2021-03-10T10:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week, our first letter deals with the thresholds in life -- which ones we hold dear, which we regret, and more.
Our second letter delves into the plig...
RE: The Girl Scout Experience & When To Call It Quits from 2021-02-24T10:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week, in our first letter we hear the tale of how the Girl Scouts drove one listener into potentially dangerous situations, and we ponder dangerous stuff we di...
RE: Being An Only Child & Knowing A Killer from 2021-02-17T10:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
In our first letter this week, we receive not only an incredible hotel lobby piano cover of our theme, but also an intriguing question from a listener who is wonder...
RE: Having A Second Kid & Guilty Pleasures from 2021-02-10T10:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
For this week's first letter, we dive into the question of whether one of our listeners should have a second child. Then for Letter 2, we go in on some guilty pleas...
RE: Friends With Benefits & Healthy Boundaries from 2021-01-27T10:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week, our first letter deals with a tricky issue in a casual romantic situation.
In Letter 2, we discuss how to maintain healthy boundaries in a relat...
RE: Predictions & Sharing Your Art from 2021-01-20T19:37:55
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
For our first letter this week, we tackle the subject of predictions. Are they luck? What role do tv and movies play?
For our second letter, we discuss how...
RE: Crying For Myself & Favorite Chips from 2021-01-13T10:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week, our first letter deals with a specific kind of crying -- not for others, but for yourself.
Our second letter tells a tale that leaves out some k...
RE: Roommate Stories from 2020-12-30T10:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we read a letter from a listener who tells the tale of a bad roommate and a fire. This prompts some more roommate stories.
Plus, we talk: The Wal...
RE: Christmas at the Holiday Inn & A Brine Recipe from 2020-12-23T20:34:48
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week, we hear all about an ingenious holiday strategy involving a hotel.
We also read a tale of familial defiance from an old friend of the show, plus...
RE: Movies & TV To Watch Before Turning 40 from 2020-12-16T10:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
As we get into Chex Mix season, we dive into a letter this week from a listener who is turning 40 next summer and wants to get caught up on TV and movies they've ne...
RE: A Message From The Past from 2020-11-25T10:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week, we spend the whole episode discussing a single letter that delves into the topic of time, the nature of why people have a desire to write into the show, ...
RE: Three Secrets from 2020-11-18T10:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week, we read a letter full of secrets!
Plus: a Tom Arnold/Arnold Schwarzenegger story, and more!
Don't forget to get your tickets to the nex...
RE: A Pandemic Breakup & Finding A New Hobby - Live Zoom Show with Jon Dore from 2020-10-28T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we bring you our latest live Zoom show, with special guest Jon Dore!
We had a blast recalling some fun stories with Jon! Then we discussed a lett...
RE: Being Bad At Trusting & Anxiety from 2020-10-21T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we bring you two letters, as we usually do: Letter 1 is from a listener who is bad at trusting, and Letter 2 is all about anxiety.
Don't forget t...
RE: Sexuality & Remembering Badass Grandma from 2020-10-14T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
For Letter 1 this week, we hear from a listener writing in about reaching inner peace with their sexuality.
In Letter 2, our friend Amanda writes in to rem...
RE: Secret Marriage & Pen Pals: The Movie - Live Zoom Show from 2020-09-30T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week, we bring you September's live Zoom show!
It was a ton of fun! Dan has a surprise for Rory. Then we discuss a letter from a couple who got secret...
RE: Weight Issues, Motivation, & Survivor from 2020-09-23T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week, our first letter deals with the subjects of struggling with weight issues, and the best ways to stay motivated.
In Letter 2, we hear about the j...
RE: Anhedonia from 2020-09-16T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we again only have time for one letter -- a listener writes in about going through the biggest existential crisis in his life, and wants to know about the...
RE: My High School Bear Attack from 2020-08-26T09:42:31
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we only read one letter, but it's a doozy: the tale of a small high school prank getting a little out of control.
Then Daniel shares a wild story...
RE: Pinterest, House Fires, & Parachutes from 2020-08-19T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
For Letter 1 this week, Rory finally gets an email about Pinterest!
In Letter 2, we hear the tale of a house fire and a serendipitous moment that followed....
RE: Gaslit By Family & Calamity Kim from 2020-08-12T09:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In the first letter this week, we hear the tale of a listener who feels gaslit by family members who hold different beliefs than him.
Letter 2 brings us ...
RE: Backup Careers, Memorable Dreams, & Parenting While on the Road from 2020-07-29T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
In Letter 1, a listener is looking into new careers, and wants to know what Dan and Rory would be doing if they weren't doing comedy -- and also about their memorab...
RE: Road Trip Tips from 2020-07-22T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
After a few weeks away, we're back!
After spending some time catching up, we hop into some short letters that involve gift cards and a brand new calendar.<...
RE: Out of Seeds, Birthday Cards, & Tripping from 2020-07-15T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week we bring you another episode from the Patreon archive!
We read a few shorter letters, including an update from Chris, who had been sending us see...
RE: Getting To Know You Pop Quiz from 2020-06-24T22:12
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
We have officially reached Episode 100!! What a #SAGA it's been.
To start off the show, we reflect on some of the big moments from the first 99 episodes.
RE: F2F with Dad & Losing Family Relationships from 2020-06-17T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
For Letter 1 this week, a listener writes in about going F2F with a father who was not present in his life.
In Letter 2, a listener who has been sharing po...
RE: Small Town Life & Accent Preferences from 2020-06-10T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week, we address the current times before jumping into our letters.
Then in Letter 1, a listener tries to provide the benefits of a small town life fr...
RE: Being High At Rory's Show from 2020-05-27T09:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we finally dive into the letter from a listener who went to one of Rory's show's while high!
Plus, we discuss: Rory's new YouTube, quarantine w...
RE: Home Bases & The Tiki Scene from 2020-05-20T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week, Letter 1 asks us whether having a true home base is a thing of the past due to the gig economy.
Letter 2 tackles the topic of subcultures, throu...
RE: Judgement House & Meat Processing Problems from 2020-05-13T09:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In Letter 1, we discuss a different kind of haunted house.
In Letter 2, a worker at a meat processing plant is conflicted about how to deal with a very s...
RE: Friend Soulmates & Unsubscribing From Everything from 2020-04-29T09:00
Dear Pen Pals,
This week, Letter 1 asks us if there's such a thing as friend soulmates?
Letter 2 raises an interesting philosophical query: is it better to just unsubscribe from e...
RE: Choose Your Own Adventure - Part 2 from 2020-04-22T09:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we recap our American Gladiators viewing party before continuing on in our Choose Your Own Adventure postcard series! Topics include: favorite airports,...
RE: Choose Your Own Adventure - Part 1 from 2020-04-15T09:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week, Rory gets a mic and gets into intermittent fasting, we make a fun announcement, and an old friend returns.
Then we dive into a choose-your-own...
RE: Wedding Speech & The Principals Office from 2020-03-25T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers
This week we give what WILL be our wedding speech
And in a letter that we may have read before, we discuss our first trips to ...
RE: Save Me From Covid-19 & When To Dry-Off from 2020-03-18T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers
This week, we give you some ideas on what to do with your time during social distancing
In our second letter, we discuss when ...
RE: Grief, Being Alone & What To Do When You're Dead from 2020-03-11T09:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers
This week, we read 2 letters up top dealing with grief and doing things on your own.
In our second letter, we discuss the opti...
RE: External Depression & Having Kids from 2020-02-26T10:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers
In our first letter, we discuss how to deal when an external force is the cause of your depression
Our second letter we talk a...
RE: Breakthroughs & Graduation Trip from 2020-02-19T10:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers
In our first letter, we discuss breakthroughs and furniture
Our second letter we help decide on where to travel for a graduati...
RE: Last Meals & Cultural Dating Differences from 2020-02-12T10:40
Dear Pennies & Pallers
In our first letter, we discuss last meals
Our second letter we talk about how dating works in different cultures
RE: Crying & Losing Religion from 2020-01-29T10:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers
In our first letter, we discuss the importance of crying
Our second letter is all about dealing with family religious differen...
RE: Breaking Up & Staying Grounded from 2020-01-22T10:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers
In our first letter, we discuss breaking up with someone you love but not romantically
Our second letter deals with the other ...
RE: Is Work Everything? from 2020-01-15T10:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers
This week we focus on one letter where we discuss what to do when your work consumes your life.
Sincerely,
Your Pen P...
RE: New Years Day & Getting The Band Back Together from 2019-12-25T08:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers
Merry Christmas!
In our first letter, we discuss how to deal with New Years Day blues.
In letter 2, we...
RE: Best Time of Your Life from 2019-12-18T10:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers
This week we focus on one letter to help recognize the best times in your life.
Sincerely,
Your Pen Pals Daniel & Rory
RE: 10 Kids & The 5 Stages of Divorce from 2019-12-11T10:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers
In Letter 1, we have the ultimate show grower!
In Letter 2, we discuss dealing with a friends stages of divorce
...
RE: Podcasting Advice & First Dates from 2019-11-27T10:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In our first postcard, we give our advice for starting a podcast.
In letter 2 we discuss date/text etiquette and healing af...
RE: New Restaurant Traditions & Impactful People from 2019-11-20T10:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In letter 1, we go over some traditions when trying out a new restaurant.
In our second letter we remember people that made...
RE: The Carol Anne Episode Part 2 from 2019-11-13T10:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week is part 2 of our dedication to an amazing letter handed to us #F2F
Sincerely,
Your Pen Pals Daniel & Rory
RE: Tour Life & Ring Size from 2019-10-30T09:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In letter 1, we talk about the ways to support artists while keeping your cool.
In letter 2, we discuss marriage and ring ...
RE: Pompous Fruit & Haunted Houses from 2019-10-23T21:21:06
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In our first letter, we talk about our favorite kind of apples, the pompousness of the fruit, and the importance of eating healthy.
...
RE: Our First Case & Car Accidents - LIVE from Red Clay Comedy Festival from 2019-10-16T09:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we come to you live from Red Clay Comedy Festival. We connect 2 new Pen Pals from the audience #QualityMeats, we accept our very first case, have our v...
RE: Distracted Driving & Giving Credit from 2019-09-25T09:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In letter 1, we talk about ride shares with distracted drivers.
In letter 2, we discuss credit in creative fields.
Sincerely,
Your Pe...
RE: Hurricane Dorian & Comic Moments from 2019-09-18T09:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In letter 1, we talk about our fears and experiences with natural disasters.
In letter 2, we discuss the important moments in our comedy careers.
RE: Is Blood Thicker Than Water & Unreasonable Fears from 2019-09-11T09:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In letter 1, we discuss how to deal with a disrespectful family member.
In letter 2, we talk about dealing with fear.
Sincerely,
Your...
RE: Pointing Fingers & Falling in Love from 2019-08-28T09:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
We have a one letter episode but it was one hell of a letter!
Sincerely,
Your Pen Pals Daniel & Rory
RE: Dementia & Stand-up Friends from 2019-08-21T09:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In our first letter, we discuss whether or not to reconnect with a parent.
In our second letter, we talk about friends in comedy.
Sincerely, <...
RE: Flaky Friends & Bad Birthdays from 2019-08-14T09:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In letter 1, we discuss how to deal with a flaky friend and ending friendships.
In our second letter, we talk about bad birthdays.
Sincerely, ...
RE: Education & Screen Time from 2019-07-31T09:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In letter 1, we dissect the education system and its future.
In letter 2, we discuss how to talk to family about their screen time.
Sincerely, ...
RE: Moving to Chicago & Showing Affection from 2019-07-24T09:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In letter 1, we encourage you to expand your horizons and go on adventures while also being smart about it.
In letter 2, we discuss the different ways t...
RE: Getting Rid of Waste & Our Favorite Sports Movies from 2019-07-17T09:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
We only read one letter this week but it leads us into one hell of a conversation.
We also give a warm farewell to a dear friend...
Sincerely, ...
RE: Split Parents & What Is Reading from 2019-07-10T09:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In Letter 1, we explore the options when parents are split between their two children.
In Letter 2, we discuss what it means to "read" something.
RE: Jessica the Ghost & Failing the Bar - LIVE from Clusterfest from 2019-06-26T09:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we come to you live from Clusterfest!
First, we set up a brand new pair of pen pals from the audience. Then we dive into Letter 1, which is al...
RE: Was I Mean To An Old Guy? & Bachelor Parties from 2019-06-12T07:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
Rory's still in Atlanta, but we still have an episode for you!
In Letter 1, a man isn't sure if he was too mean to an old guy, and we jump into it.
RE: A Special Message from Rory & Daniel from 2019-05-22T20:41:02
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
Unfortunately, we do not have an episode for you this week because of our travel schedules. We're as bummed as you are about this.
But we are doing ever...
RE: Wrecked by an Escalator & Meeting People Through Improv from 2019-05-15T07:00
Dear Pennies & Pallers,
This week, we dive into a story of pain involving an escalator in Letter 1, and tell tales of personal injuries.
In Letter 2, we discuss how to find new ...
RE: Weird Texts from Mom & Seeming Mean - LIVE from Dallas from 2019-04-24T07:00
Dear Pallers,
This week we bring you a very special live episode from the Dallas Comedy Festival!
Lots of fun stuff happens -- we get an update about the Mystery in Manhattan ...
RE: Body Hair & Mystery in Manhattan Update from 2019-04-17T07:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In Letter 1, a listener writes in with a quandary about BO and shaving body hair.
In Letter 2, we get an update on the Mystery in Manhattan!
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RE: A Year in Prison & Traveling vs Settling Down from 2019-04-10T07:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In Letter 1, we discuss: what would be worth risking a year of prison for?
In Letter 2, we respond to a listener who is facing a choice between traveling...
RE: Engagement Ring For Sale & Worrying About Wife's Weight - Live in Los Angeles! from 2019-03-27T09:08
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
Well, our first live show in Los Angeles got off to a wild and unexpected start. #kickachair
Once we settle down and get to the letters, we discuss the ...
RE: Tuxas Redux & Romanticizing Endings from 2019-03-20T08:40:45
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week, we take a moment to reflex on the magical time we spent during the Weekend of Tuxas. Then we discuss our tendencies as humans to romanticize the ending...
RE: 19-Going-On-20 Advice & Theme Parties from 2019-03-13T07:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week we field a letter from 19-going-on-20 listener seeking advice, and a then a letter all about themed parties!
Sincerely,
Your Pen Pals ...
RE: The Pigeon Mystery & The Loss of a Coworker from 2019-02-27T07:57:18
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
The first letter we read this week recounts a mystery involving dead pigeons, and we try to get to the bottom of it.
Then we open a package from a craf...
RE: Having Kids & National Days from 2019-02-20T08:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
This week, Letter 1 brings us questions from Ryan, who is nervous about bringing children into this crazy world of ours.
In Letter 2, a listener asks us ...
RE: Mystery in Manhattan & Dumb Things from 2019-02-13T08:00
Dear Pennies and Pallers,
In response to this week's Letter 1, we try to help a listener solve a weird Airbnb mystery!
Then for Letter 2, we hear a story about a dumb mistake in...
RE: A Random Roomie & A Talk with the Boss from 2019-01-30T07:59:29
Dear Pallers,
We start the show off with a big announcement!
Then in Letter 1, we hear the tale of an uncomfortable roomie situation on a boat in New Zealand.
For Lett...
RE: Grandma & A Big Chunk of Change from 2019-01-23T10:03
Dear Pallers,
In Letter 1, a listener tells us about all about their badass Grandma, and also passes along a wedding invite!
For Letter 2, a listener wants to know how to best dea...
RE: The Weekend of Tuxas & A Graduation Speech from 2019-01-16T10:15:05
Dear Pallers,
In Letter 1, a listener fulfills one of our wildest dreams by inviting us to hypothetically be in a Mardi Gras parade and attend a black tie event put on by a local billionai...
RE: Ruining Christmas & Dissecting Humor from 2018-12-26T08:00
Dear Pallers,
Happy Holidays!
In Letter 1, a listener wants to know if she is being too dramatic about her sister not visiting for the holidays. Plus, we read her sister's respons...
RE: Ghost Crisis & Psychedelic Drugs from 2018-12-19T08:24:04
Daniel & Rory discuss a ghost crisis & psychedelic drugs.
ListenRE: Calling Dibs & Rushing Ten Yards from 2018-12-12T19:42
Daniel & Rory talk calling dibs & rushing ten yards.
ListenRE: Long Distance Love & Addiction from 2018-11-21T08:00
Daniel & Rory take on long distance relationships and dealing with addiction in those close to you.
ListenRE: The Groom's Perspective & Conspiracy Theories from 2018-11-14T08:00
This week, Daniel & Rory return to the case of the Co-Best Man and talk conspiracies.
ListenRE: Ruining A Wedding & Having A Trash-Mouth from 2018-10-31T16:43
This week Rory & Daniel tackle ruining a wedding & having a trash-mouth.
ListenRE: Fears & Adult Friending from 2018-10-24T07:00
Daniel & Rory talk about fears and how to make friends as an adult.
ListenRE: Communication & Ghosts from 2018-10-17T06:05
Dear Pallers,
This week Daniel and Rory talk about how to communicate with the people most important to you -- and answer a very important pie question.
Then, since it is almost H...
RE: Dating Dad's Drummer & Is She Cheating? from 2018-10-10T07:00
Daniel and Rory discuss some tricky relationship situations.
ListenRE: Concerts, Being Stuck, & Worrying - with Reggie Watts from 2018-09-26T07:00
Dear Pen Pals, Big news! For the first time ever, this week we are joined in the studio by our Pen Pal, musican/comedian/actor Reggie Watts! Rory, Daniel (Vaniel Kaniel), and Reggie respond to let...
ListenRE: Cults & Agoraphobia from 2018-09-19T07:02
Dear Pallers, This week Daniel and Rory field a letter asking how they would form their own personal cults. Then they respond to a Paller who feels stuck in a rut and is struggling with agoraphobia...
ListenRE: Acting Your Age & Family Traditions from 2018-09-12T04:00
This week, Daniel and Rory respond to letters on the topics of acting your age and family traditions!
ListenRE: Favorites & Comments from 2018-08-29T07:17
In response to Letter 1, Daniel and Rory answer a question about their favorite things, while laughing all the way to the Cracker Barrel store. In Letter 2, a pen pal doesn't know how to -- or whet...
ListenRE: Eating & Finding a Partner from 2018-08-22T07:00
In Letter 1, Daniel and Rory address questions about what order to eat a meal in, and whether college is supposed to be the best years of your life. Letter 2 is from a pen pal who wants some advice...
ListenRE: Cohabitating & Wedding Planning from 2018-08-15T07:00
This week, Daniel and Rory help a Paller prepare to move in with a significant other, and offer wedding advice to a future groom. #SlideTheSlogan #JaredLeftDan
ListenRE: Dog Poop & Karmic Crustaceans from 2018-07-25T06:28
Letter 1 brings us a housetraining dilemma, and Rory drops some breaking news about his family dog. In Letter 2, Daniel and Rory wade into a philosophical query that involves karma and how it relat...
ListenRE: Chasing Your Dreams & Choosing Your Cookies from 2018-07-18T07:31
Daniel and Rory start off Episode 2 with a letter from Jennifer, a former Californian and current owner of an indeterminate quantity of ducks, who is seeking guidance in the pursuit of her comedy d...
ListenRE: An Unsolved Bank Robbery & Free Will from 2018-07-11T08:30
For Episode 1 of Pen Pals, Daniel and Rory delve into the mysterious unsolved case of the Hole in the Ground Gang. Who were they? How did they do it? Did they break even? Then in Letter 2, they at...
ListenTeaser 2 - RE: Taking Time to Work on Yourself from 2018-06-27T09:31:05
Daniel and Rory respond to a letter from a writer named Junior who's facing a difficult choice: hold the status quo with a great job and girlfriend while struggling daily with his mental health, or...
ListenTeaser 1 - RE: Self Love from 2018-06-18T20:17:28
In the first teaser episode of the podcast, Daniel and Rory tackle the topic of self love through the lens of The Cheesecake Factory.
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