Podcasts by Pit of Chimps Podcast
Off-beat surreal comedy podcast hosted by Simon and Tom.
Think of it like a weird jumble-sale of improv segments.
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Podcast on the topic Impro-Comedy
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Episode 60 - The Reader’s Digest of the 22nd Century from 2023-03-09T23:42
Tom and Simon get back int the mega hotseat and reshape the narrative with a SPICY new episode of Pit of Chimps!
Featuring:
Fruit Rankings
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Episode 59 - World Nigel Expo from 2023-01-29T23:15
A new year and a new era for Pit of Chimps as new ownership imposes new standards upon your favourite show. NEW!
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Episode 58 - Dare You Enter My Massive Jungle? (XXXmas Special) from 2022-12-19T23:49
Welcome to the Pit of Chimps 2022 XXXmas (and jungle) Special, but it need not be about XXXmas and it need not be so special.
Enjoy an absolutely SPECTACULAR episode full of surprises and...
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Episode 57 - Peerlessly Great Man from 2022-11-17T21:36
The Chimps return with their thrilling show!
On this episode:
Tom makes an exciting purchase while in New York
Simon explains a bewildering incident resulting in th...
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Episode 56 - Million Dollar Cream Team Hunk: Maximum Anus from 2022-09-08T21:20:39
Simon and Tom return with all the spiciest segments you've ever had the misfortune of hearing.
Featuring the Quarter Finals of the Ham & Eggs Cup!
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Episode 55 - Bergamot Pelvis from 2022-08-12T21:23:01
Normal service is resumed as Simon and Tom return with their usual combination of absurd segments and bizarre news from an alternative dimension.
Enjoy!
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Episode 54 - Pit of Chimps Broadcasting Network from 2022-06-21T15:11:39
And now, for something completely different...
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Episode 53 - Bombay Black Rebel Ladysmith Motorcycle Mambazo Club from 2022-05-25T22:45:12
Simon and Tom have been fully charged for this week's maga episode which is sure to go down with the yoof demographic.
The Chimps answer listener questions and Lamb Dallas returns for another si...
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Episode 52 - I Am a Vending Machine, Pregnant with a Human Man from 2022-05-04T20:55:38
Simon and Tom continue to work under the control of FigoCorp. What zany antics will they get up to this week? Listen to discover a magical world of wonder.
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Episode 51 - FigoCorp (A New Beginning) from 2022-04-11T13:27:50
Pit of Chimps returns under the new management of FigoCorp! Figo has demanded swift changes to operations at Pit of Chimps and results he shall witness.
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Episode 50 - XXXMAS Special: Part 2 from 2021-12-23T11:07:09
The spiciest holiday special this side of the Danube.
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Episode 49 - XXXMAS Special: Part 1 from 2021-12-16T22:47:33
The spiciest holiday special this side of the Mississippi.
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Episode 48 - Fusilli Percalito from 2021-11-24T00:04:36
Tom and Simon return with bewildering comedy segments, including:
Nigel of the Month
Fruit Rankings
The Fabulous Horoscope Man
Biscuit Rankings
"I'd l...
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Episode 47 - My Word! What a Good Idea That Is; I Would Like to Incorporate That Into My Life from 2021-10-15T20:41:36
Simon and Tom return with a bunch of NEW segments and also some recurring ones.
The outrageous comedy podcast show rolls on.
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Episode 46 - Lamb Dallas Has... RISEN from 2021-09-16T21:26:14
The Chimps (Simon and Tom) return with more ridiculous antics and stuff and such.
This episode is best listened to with a jug of warm gravy.
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Episode 45 - Double KO... Continue? from 2021-07-29T23:23:25
Simon and Tom discuss the recent 'happenings' from their bizarre alternative world.
This episode features the 2021 Ham & Eggs Cup! Everybody's favourite tournament.
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Episode 44 - Two Ears Are Better Than None from 2021-07-15T20:29:54
Simon and Tom discuss the recent 'happenings' from their bizarre alternative world.
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Episode 43 - 43 Minutes of Judo (Brought to you by...) from 2021-06-10T20:42:08
All the absurd fun of the Pit of Chimps podcast, featuring:
The World's Warmest Man
Spice Donovan's Gravy Challenge
Numbers!
Craig's Bar Update
Restaurant Menu...
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Episode 42 - Raw Toast from 2021-05-27T19:50:52
Featuring lots of stuff and more stuff! Stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff!
Dollar-dollar bill y'all!
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Episode 41 - The Ballad of Terry Sandra from 2021-05-09T15:14:51
On this 41st episode of Pit of Chimps:
- Fruit rankings
- An update on Pit of Chimps roaming reporter William La France
- We pitch our movie ideas to Amazon PRIME Y...
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Episode 40 - Tom: the World's Number 1 Animal Person... Thing from 2021-04-24T16:33:15
All the usual stuff, plus the return of celeb caricatures (see our Twitter post on 23/04/2021 to play along!)
instagram.com/simonlreadcomics
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Episode 39 - BIG YEN from 2021-04-10T17:03:51
We've got it all on this episode.
We even get to speak with movie producer, JC Potato!
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Episode 38 - Titular Character from 2021-03-27T17:08:05
Simon and Tom discuss all the happenings, the happen-nots, and the what the frizzaz is happeninangs?
Big shout outs are had
The Chimpos pitch their latest film ideas to big-time ex...
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Episode 37 - Brombo from 2021-03-13T16:29:29
Simon and Tom discuss a luscious array of absurd topics and pitch their movie ideas to movie executive, Eddie 'Spag Bol' Thompson, and established actor, Kermit T. Frogman
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Episode 35 - Spice MacAllister from 2021-02-12T21:16:54
Simon and Tom discuss various absurd topics and pitch their movie ideas to Eddie 'Spag Bol' Thompson.
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Episode 34 - Free Entry to the from 2021-01-27T01:00
Pit of Chimps returns with it's surreal brand of off-beat comedy antics.
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Episode 33 - Turkey Martini (Christmas Special) from 2020-12-18T21:26:16
Special Christmas episode, featuring:
Christmas lies
Rambo quiz
Fan letter
Fruit Rankings
Celeb letter
The Alan Report
Ham & Eggs Cup Final
Miche...
Episode 32 - The Revenge of Glenda Porkbelly Jones from 2020-11-26T20:59:51
On a deluxe episode, the Chimps deliver a picnic of comedy delights and whatnot.
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Episode 30 - Faygo (Spooky Halloween Special) from 2020-10-28T03:00
On this spooky Halloween special, Simon and Tom sensually deliver all your favourite bizarre hilarity, including:
* A spooky gift from Pit of Chimps fan, Juggalo Kevin
* Spoo...
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Episode 29 - The Wang Stipulation from 2020-10-13T23:21:12
Simon and Tom sensually deliver all your favourite bizarre sketches and more!
Sponsored by Craig's PLC.
+SAVY IS COMING+
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Episode 28 - Egg Lampoon from 2020-09-29T23:00
All your favourite bizarre sketches and more!
Sponsored by Craig's PLC.
"I'm Egg Lampoon, bitch"
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Episode 27 - RAM vs. TIME from 2020-09-15T23:10:25
All your favourite bizarre sketches and more!
Sponsored by Craig's PLC.
Time is an abstract concept.
++SAVY IS COMING++
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Episode 26 - The Original Physical Location from 2020-09-01T23:13:10
All your favourite bizarre sketches and more!
Sponsored by Craig's PLC.
++SAVY IS COMING++
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Episode 25 - Pork from 2020-08-19T07:00
All your favourite bizarre sketches and more!
A return to face-to-face Chimping! No more Skype nonsense.
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Episode 24 - Decrepit Package from 2020-07-15T07:04:35
Including, but not exclusive to:
The new Craig's Bar cocktail menu
The return of Lamb Dallas
Game-shows
Movie pitch
The Chimps receive an alarming letter
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Episode 23 - Emperor JumboTron's Tower of Delight from 2020-06-10T09:00
Featuring:
Wrestler names/gimmicks
Intercepted Mail
The Big Snorkeling Championship (Semi Finals)
The Official Fruit Rankings
Celebrity AMSR Listen
Episode 22 - Strap a Catherine Wheel to Your Groin from 2020-05-13T11:42:23
Featuring:
The Official Fruit Rankings
Wrestler names
The Big Snorkeling Championships
Fan emails
Quest
Tom goes to the Job Centre
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Episode 21 - Pickled by Flamingos from 2020-04-15T00:30
Featuring:
The Official Fruit Rankings
Ron Rankings (unofficial)
Fan Emails
Quest
Tom goes to the Job Centre
Michelin star menu
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Episode 20 - Making Love to an Egg in a Vat of Drambuie from 2020-04-01T14:10:39
It's the Pit of Chimps 20th episode spectacular! Celebrate with Simon and Tom as they celebrate with you.
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Episode 19 - Cube's Equilateral Triangle from 2020-03-18T15:00
Incredible action as Pit of Chimps roaming reporter, Lamb Dallas, provides an in-field review of Craig's Dungeon.
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Episode 18 - Lime Encrusted Lamb Boobs from 2020-03-04T18:06:36
Simon and Tom introduce a new play-along-at-home caricature guessing game.
Simon visits a swanky restaurant.
Pit of Chimps roaming reporter, Lamb Dallas, provides an in-field revie...
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Episode 17 - Visually Impaired Courting from 2020-02-19T15:00
Tom hosts a new gameshow, with Simon as the contestant.
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Episode 16 - The Alignment of Jupiter from 2020-02-05T15:00
Tom reads out the horoscopes and review J. Corden.
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Episode 15 - Mango Brosnan from 2020-01-23T21:59:33
Simon and Tom discuss the Mango Naming System and other strange things.
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Episode 14 - The Christmas Alliance (Xmas Special) from 2019-12-18T06:00
On this special holiday episode, Simon and Tom are joined by Joist, a member of The Christmas Alliance.
Happy holidays!
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Episode 13 - Daddy's Home (Dog Special) from 2019-12-04T06:00
Tom and Simon are joined by podcast listener, Arsene Sharp.
The Chimpos are also joined by unruly dogs.
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Episode 12 - Chuck Liver from 2019-11-20T17:53:20
Tom and Simon are joined by special guest, Dr Dayvid Finemineshine.
Who will win the Final of the Ham & Eggs Cup?
Episode 11 - On a Zero Hours Ad-Hoc Contract from 2019-11-06T18:00
Simon and Tom are joined by special guest, Grandmaster Hank Pancake.
Semi Final action in the Ham & Eggs Cup!
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Episode 10 - Crisp Awareness Week from 2019-10-23T18:57:07
Join the Chimps as they celebrate Crisp Awareness Week!
Quarter Final action in the Ham & Eggs Cup!
Tom delivers some hard truths.
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Episode 9 - I Have Just Witnessed... a Man from 2019-10-09T19:00
Tom delivers an excerpt from the highly unauthorised biography of Andy Townsend.
The Chimps continue the Ham & Eggs Cup with the second round of group stage action, PLUS the 1st batch of ...
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Episode 8 - Will Not Mean Any of Your Visits Automatically Mean You Will Receive Medical Support from 2019-09-25T19:03:32
Simon gives an update on his harrowing time at everybody's favourite bar, Craig's.
Tom receives some exciting news about his valve.
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Episode 7 - Craig's from 2019-09-11T23:00
Simon tells a story about everybody's favourite bar, Craig's.
The Chimps celebrate the return of the Ham & Eggs Cup! Join us for some high octane group stage action!
Tom uncovers s...
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Episode 6 - PizzaTramp from 2019-08-28T23:00
Simon and Tom discuss the neurokinetics
Tom tries to deal with some new legal soggies
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Episode 5 - The Mashed Example from 2019-08-14T21:33:43
Simon and Tom receive some news from the Fruit Advisory Board.
Tom receives some dire legal news.
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Episode 4 - Dr Bubbles from 2019-07-28T22:20:24
Tom receives yet more devastating mail about Dr Bubbles...
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Episode 3 - Cracker Jack's Wacky Facts from 2019-07-28T20:47:28
Tom receives further distressing mail.
Conspiracies are investigated.
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Episode 2 - Liquid Mirror from 2019-07-28T19:49:10
Tom receives more dire news in the mail.
Simon grapples with the possibilities of a 'liquid mirror'
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