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X-Men (feat. Colin Young) from 2021-11-21T23:00:37
a metal cover of the 90's X-Men theme/Entrance music for Simon Miller
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Festival Shmestival Ep 24: Anthony Fantano from 2021-07-13T07:00:12
Sweet Michael Flatley! This week on the podcast we have music critic and creator of the YouTube channel 'The Needle Drop,' Anthony Fantano! Listen to him whip up a bonkers festival lineup and works...
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Festival Shmestival Ep 23: Tommy End from 2021-06-29T15:25:09
Hot pudding! Pro wrestler Tommy End is on the podcast this week! He tells us about his favorite Dutch black metal band and we bond over our love for Integrity. This is the full episode. You can sup...
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Festival Shmestival Ep 22: Gina Gleason (Baroness) from 2021-06-15T11:00:23
Whoah we had so much fun talking to Gina Gleason of Baroness. Spoiler alert: She ran her microphone through her guitar rig and used a lot of effects pedals to make us giggle with joy. This is the f...
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Festival Shmestival Ep 21: Vile Creature from 2021-06-01T07:25:48
Vegan hot dog! We goofed off with our friends KW and Vic who are the rad band Vile Creature. Beast Wars! This is only the first half of this episode. This is the full episode. You can support us on...
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Festival Shmestival Ep 20: Chris Gethard from 2021-05-18T11:30:06
Iced piss! It's punk comedian extraordinaire Chris Gethard and we talked for a very long time about all the good shit: CBGBs! Conspiracy theories! New Jersey! The full version is over 2 hours long ...
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Festival Shmestival Episode 20: Colin Young (God's Hate, Twitching Tongues) from 2021-05-05T19:32:51
Whoah it's Colin day on the pod! His new album rules. This is the first half of this podcast and only Patreon Patrons get the full episode! www.twominutestolatenight.com
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Festival Shmestival Episode 19: Liam Wilson (Dillinger Escape Plan) from 2021-04-13T11:30:06
Liam is maybe the most interesting dude in metal. This is the first half of this podcast and only Patreon Patrons get the full episode! www.twominutestolatenight.com
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Festival Shmestival Episode 18: Frank Iero (My Chemical Romance) from 2021-03-27T11:00:09
We talked to guitar boy Frankie about his dream music festival. This is the first half of the podcast but if you want to hear the whole thing you gotta become a Patreon Patron at www.twominutestola...
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076 - Episode Commentary S1 E6 Halloween with Dave Davidson from 2020-10-21T22:00:26
Hot salad! It's a commentary for our Halloween episode with Dave Davidson and five-and-a-half Austin Powers costumes. This was the sixth episode of our Patreon funded first season and a really, rea...
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Festival Shmestival Episode 5: Kyle Kinane from 2020-07-22T17:24:38
Elephant ears! We got Kyle Kinane (Comedy Central, Adventure Time, Paradise PD, Those Who Can't, all-around punk comedy icon) being silly with the boys and talking about his dream festival which is...
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Festival Shmestival Episode One: Jordan's Festival from 2020-06-22T13:04:15
Ayyyy paisanos. Jordan and Drew are happy to announce a new Patreon exclusive Two Minutes to Late Night podcast called Festival Shmestival where we have our guests design their own music festival, ...
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075 - We Watched Danzig's Movie, Verotika from 2020-03-25T10:00:30
Well, we have nothing to do so we watched Glenn Danzig's directorial debut, Verotika. Poor Jordan has now seen this movie twice. You know what to do:
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074 - Episode Commentary S1 E4 Start Today with Hard Melissa from 2020-02-24T11:32:05
Hot salad! It's a commentary for our Hard Melissa starin' episode, Start Today. This was the fourth episode of our Patreon funded first season and a really, really fun one of us to make.
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073 - The 2019 Tournament of Worst Albums We Listened To from 2019-12-30T11:28:01
Another year, another bracket of all the terrible crap we were forced to listen to. It's the battle of the shit lords. Who will win? Gene Simmons? Insane Clown Posse? Who's worse? Find out!
072 - Debate Night 2019 Edition from 2019-12-25T03:33:20
This is the fixed version with the proper ending. If you were wondering how the monologue about horses ended, skip to around 1:14
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071 - Episode Commentary S1 E3 Gina Gleason from 2019-12-16T11:01:23
Jackfruit jalopy! It's another commentary episode! This week we dive into the making of our Gina Gleason episode and it's many, many cutaways. What is this, Family Guy? Kind of, yeah :(
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070 - Fuck It We're Watching Beast Wars from 2019-12-09T12:23:59
Jordan and Drew talk about Beast Wars. Why not? We look into what it meant to own DVDs, why the new Watchmen TV show is better than the new Star War TV show, and a lot of medium quality impressions...
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069 - Gene Simmons' "Asshole" w/Lucie Steiner from 2019-12-02T11:00:43
god damn it we accidentally gave Gene Simmons episode 69. Not on purpose, we swear. Lucie's back and this one is real goofy. Hope you like hearing about Family Guy and Watchmen.
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068 - Episode Commentary S1 E2 Contessa Stuto from 2019-11-25T11:00:43
Ohhhhh pancakes. It's another commentary episode. This week we're revealing how the insanity that was Contessa Stuto came to be. Plus the first Poseur Cops and some never before seen footage.
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067 - Episode Commentary S1 E1 Walter Schreifels from 2019-11-19T11:00:33
Lizard lips! It's a commentary episode. The whole gang talks about start of our first full season with Episode 01 Walter Schreifels and the short film we made promote it (which you might have misse...
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066 - Limp Bizkit's "Gold Cobra" W/Carson Pace of The Callous Daoboys from 2019-11-12T06:56:26
We just flew in from Florida and boy are our arms tired (from waving for help... oh no... please help us). This week we've got Carson Pace from angry yell yell band The Callous Daoboys to talk with...
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065 - The Diver Downward Spiral from 2019-10-29T06:53:40
oh wow man, what do you think Trent Reznor is gonna look like this year? Katie and Drew sat down to discuss Van Halen's "Diver Down" and Nine Inch Nails "The Downward Spiral" and the result was fri...
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064 - E-Town Concrete's "The Second Coming" from 2019-10-21T18:00:08
This week the gang is joined by Comedian/New Jersey Hardcore scientist John Rosenberger, as they dissect the most controversial hardcore band amongst former WaWa employees, E-Town Concrete.
063 - Black Sabbath's "Born Again" from 2019-10-14T10:00:44
I.... AM... ROBERT DOWNEY JUNIOR MAN! We listened to the first post-Ozzy, post-Dio, pre-the-second-dude-from-Deep-Purple Black Sabbath album and it was a real pile of Rat Salad.
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062 - William Shatner's "Has Been" w/ Ben Hutcherson of Khemmis from 2019-10-08T10:00:34
Oh crap, we're listening to Shatner talk over jazz and it's actually really great. We've got Ben from Khemmis here who picked the album and his band rules. Plus Lucie swings by to talk about how he...
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061 - Blink 182's "NINE" from 2019-09-30T13:56:24
REEEEAL Jeremy & Katie Hours!
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060 - Guns N' Roses’ “The Spaghetti Incident?” w/Billy C. Robinson of Cloak from 2019-09-23T08:56:20
TOO MANY APOSTROPHES! Billy from Atlanta wizard bluegrass outfit, Cloak, joins us to discuss the last true Gn'R record, "The Spaghetti Incident." Meatballs and kazoos!
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059 - Insane Clown Posse's "The Great Milenko" W/ Sam Nulman from 2019-09-16T20:31:49
This is the fixed version! Sorry if you listened to it the first time when it cut off after 48 minutes.
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058 - We Watched "Rock Star" from 2019-09-09T11:00:25
This week Katie, Jordan, and Cat watched "Rock Star" with Mark Wahlber and now we think Zakk Wylde should play the Joker
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057 - "Second Pilot" Episode Commentary from 2019-09-02T11:00:36
This week, Jordan and Drew revisit the second ever episode of Two Minutes To Late Night. This was the episode they were most nervous about revisiting, which makes sense since this was the one they ...
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055 - Pat Boone's "In A Metal Mood" w/ Insane Clam Pasta from 2019-08-27T06:20:01
A post-Vegas cool down where we talk about smooth lounge covers with our favorite Instagram celebrity, @insaneclampasta (aka extremely talented illustrator and comedian, Corey Largent). Sorry about...
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054 - Robyn vs. Propagandhi from 2019-08-14T18:02:26
Jordan and Jeremy talk about Robyn and Propagandhi!
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053 - We Watched "Airheads" from 2019-08-06T14:29:48
Listen up you half butt puppets?? This week we time traveled back to the year 2004 when all of us watched this weird movie from 1994 on Comedy Central. Revisiting this movie was stranger than Judd ...
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052 - Danzig's "Circle of Snakes" w/ Lucie Steiner from 2019-07-30T08:30:05
THE DIRTY BLACK SUMMER IS OVER! Our cherub co-host Lucie Steiner returns to give her thoughts on cat litter demon prince and damn is this one is goofy. Also, this is technically our 50th episode. M...
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051 - Danzig 777 w/ Sam Nulman (Pizza Time) from 2019-07-23T08:01:38
Oops! All boys. Comedian and former roommate Sam Nulman (writer for Trixie Mattel and one half of the sketch group Pizza Time) joins us as we look at Danzig from an outsider perspective, but mostly...
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050 - Danzig 6:66 w/ Chris Krovatin (Kerrang!) from 2019-07-16T09:09:23
Dirty Black Summer ain't over yet. We've got another Danzig lifer, author Chris Krovatin (Kerrang! also he wrote some books!)here to talk about how this was his first Danzig album. Still sucks, tho...
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049 - "Danzig V" w/ Eric of Methsyndicate and Ryan Rigley from 2019-07-08T11:00:44
Hey, it's the album that everyone warned us about. Our guests today are ridiculous t-shirt maker, Eric ( http://www.methsyndicate.com/ ) and the only person with a Danzig IV tattoo, our friend Ryan...
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048 - "Danzig IV" w/ Santos Montano from Old Man Gloom from 2019-07-01T11:00:29
Welcome to DIRTY BLACK SUMMER our full month of listening to those Danzig albums you're not supposed to listen to. Our guest is Santos Montano the drummer of Old Man Gloom and maybe the most notori...
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047 - "Punk Goes Crunk" w/ James Muñoz of The Bled from 2019-06-27T11:00:34
Oh no, it's "Punk Goes Crunk." Joining us is stand up comic and former the Bled singer, James Muñoz. There are some audio problems between minute 10 and minute 20 but they work themselves out when ...
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046 - "Pilot" Episode Commentary from 2019-06-17T11:00:19
This week, Jordan and Drew revisit the Pilot episode of Two Minutes To Late Night for the first time in 3 years. They give commentary on all 22 minutes and try their best to remember how the show h...
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045 - Avenged Sevenfold's "City Of Evil" from 2019-06-11T11:00:25
Grab your Hunter S. Thompson books you've never actually read and shine your $40 gold bullet necklace––we're listening to Avenged Sevenfold.
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044 - Kittie's "Spit" w/ Emily Panic and Cat Jones from 2019-06-03T11:42:28
All the boy shut up as Katie, Cat Jones (Kerrang!) and Emily Panic (THE Hard Melissa) talk about an underappreciated nu-metal band and the ramifications of the patriarchy on the music scene.
043 - We Watched "The Dirt" from 2019-05-28T18:01:51
We watch "The Dirt," a Netflix exclusive movie about Mötley Crüe. Turns out those boys are kind of jerks.
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041 - Some Kind Of Monster from 2019-05-08T20:39:04
It's a movie episode!
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040 - Jordan and Drew Talk About Spider-Man 3 from 2019-04-30T10:06:15
No one else could make it so Jordan and Drew talked about Spider-Man 3 for almost two hours because honestly, this was inevitable.
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039 - Spider One of Powerman 5000 Review's Jordan's College Band from 2019-04-22T11:00:34
We can't believe this happened but THE Spider One of Powerman 5000 came on the 'cast to defend his music and tear up Jordan's college band (https://dogmeat1.bandcamp.com/). This is the best episode...
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038 - Macho Man Randy Savage's "Be A Man" from 2019-04-15T11:00:24
Ooooooh YEEE-AAAHH!!! We listened to famous WWF wrestler(and possible Earth's savior) Randy Savage's rap album and it totally whipped ass. Featuring Kerrang! Editorial Producer Cat Jones and A LOT ...
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036 - KISS's "Hot In The Shade" from 2019-03-25T15:46:08
It's a loose one!
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035 - Kvelertak vs Devo from 2019-03-18T16:55:20
All aboard the train to wholesomeville! This week Katie shows Jordan, Devo, and Jordan shows Katie, Kvelertak. The "vs" makes it seem like they are going to be debating but these episodes are about...
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034 - BrokeNCYDE's "I'm Not a Fan, But the Kids Like It!" from 2019-03-11T05:53:32
This album made my brain smooth as a baby's ass and I have nothing else to say about it.
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033 - At The Drive-In vs Soundgarden from 2019-02-25T14:41:21
In another special one on one podcast, Drew and Jordan compare and contrast two of their favorite albums: At the Drive In's "Relationship of Command" and Soundgarden's "Badmotorfinger." It's wholes...
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032 - Green Day's "Dookie" from 2019-02-18T06:05:31
Damn gang everyone sure is on one for this one! Somehow Jeremy comes out looking like the reasonable open minded one?
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031 - Slayer's "Diabolus In Musica" from 2019-02-11T15:05:01
This week the gang listened to an album that looks like an Emmy award-winning episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer. That's right, we finally had the displeasure of hearing Slayer's "Diabolus In Musi...
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030 - Ozzy Osbourne Vs. Bob Dylan from 2019-01-28T13:30:03
In a very special episode, Drew and Lucie discuss their two respective musical heroes, Ozzy Osbourne, and Bob Dylan. It's a very healthy music trade with surprisingly no yelling.
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029 - Judas Priest's "Turbo" w/ Cat Jones (Kerrang) from 2019-01-14T06:52:10
This one wasn't even bad!
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028 - Van Halen's "1984" from 2019-01-07T17:34:54
This week we try a new concept where we discuss a generally beloved album that one of us hates.
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027 - The 2018 Worst Album of the Year Tournament from 2018-12-31T18:03:31
On this PACKED episode we work through a bracket of every album we listened to in 2018 to crown our first ever Drew Kaufman Memorial Prize winning worst album of the year!
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026 - Various Artists - "Nightmare Revisited" from 2018-12-24T11:30:05
Hello there
The angel from my nightmare
The shadow in the background of the morgue
The unsuspecting victim
Of darkness in the valley
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025 - Bad Religion's "Into The Unknown" w/ Steve and Zack from PUP from 2018-12-10T17:08:31
This week we sit down with good boys Steve and Zack from the band PUP to discuss the prog rock nightmare that is Bad Religion's Into The Unknown
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024 - Earth Crisis's "Slither" w/ Mike Abrusci from 2018-12-03T16:53:50
It's a gross album title from a gross band! We sit down with our vegan straight edge friend Mike Abrusci (Medium Jake from Poseur Cops) to talk about Earth Crisis, and a whole lotta other stuff!
023 - Greta Van Fleet's "Anthem of the Peaceful Army" w/ Goodrich Gevaart from 2018-11-26T18:21:25
Damn ya'll we're back from Florida and posting new CONTENT this week we talk about The Strokes but for virgins - Greta Van Fleet
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022 - Creed's "Weathered" live! from a moving car! from 2018-11-05T14:27:10
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021 - Korn's "The Path of Totality" from 2018-10-22T05:43:05
Wow wow wow gang they did a dubstep Korn album and it fuckin suuuuucks
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020 - Korn's "Untitled" from 2018-10-15T05:16:55
This week we dig into what was supposed to be Korn's "worst album"
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019 - Two Minutes to Debate Night from 2018-10-01T09:00:19
Alright kids, WE'RE TRYING A NEW THING! Join us for a 3 minute mini podcast about batman's dick (none of us new we were recording) and then a one hour special where the writer's room goes head to h...
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018 - Megadeth's "Risk!" LIVE from 2018-09-24T12:42:05
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017 - Powerman 5000's "Tonight The Stars Revolt" w/ Jake Flores and Greg Hanson from 2018-09-17T05:46:43
Circle the wagons and hurt Jeremy's feelings! This week on Pod Minutes we talk Powerman 5000!
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016 - Thin Lizzy's "Thin Lizzy" from 2018-09-10T15:07:34
Hey metal fans! This week we listened to Thin Lizzy from back before they were any fun at all!
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015 - Machine Head's "The Burning Red" w/ Nicole Conlan from 2018-09-03T05:57:28
Woah shit it's that Machine Head album you all keep asking for! It's very bad!
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014 - Iron Maiden's "Virtual XI" from 2018-08-20T14:38:23
Oy i'ssa right good li'l podcast innit? This week we talk about the footie, Iron Maiden and our body hair.
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013 - Celtic Frost's "Cold Lake" from 2018-08-13T13:23:25
Woo boy the gang really has a tough time in this one! Do people really like Celtic Frost? It's hard to really tell tbh
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012 - Metallica and Lou Reed's "Lulu" LIVE w/ Rob Pasbani from 2018-08-06T11:00:24
Hey folks! I know we said we were going to do a live video podcast, but unfortunately due to a series of technical mishaps, we were left only with this audio that's not up to our usual standard. Th...
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011 - Black Flag's "What The..." w/ Ellen and the Degenerates from 2018-07-30T14:10:55
Did you guys know they did put a "?!" at the end of the title? Me neither!
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010 - Six Feet Under's "Graveyard Classics" from 2018-07-23T10:00:15
This week we listened to the Me First and the Gimme Gimmes of death metal!
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009 - Morbid Angel's 'Illud Divinum Insanus' from 2018-07-16T14:32:05
Uh oh! We did one of the albums everybody requested and we actually kinda liked it!
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008 - Limp Bizkit's 'Results May Vary' from 2018-07-09T10:00:34
Wooooeee gang we're back covering everyone's favorite creeps, Limp Bizkit!
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007 - The Misfits "Famous Monsters" w/ Alex Clute & Nadia Sophia from 2018-06-25T10:00:24
Oh shit ya'll we're back with the long anticipated part two of our take down of Michale Graves except we accidentally really like the album
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006 - The Misfits "American Psycho" w/ Jess Lane and Alex Clute from 2018-06-19T10:00:14
Hello friends its time for an album everybody seemed to want us to talk about until we did, The Misfits "American Psycho"! This week with special guests Jess Lane and Alex Clute!
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005 - Pantera's "Metal Magic" from 2018-06-07T16:13
Wowee gang we got a whole new episode of Pod Minutes To Cast Night where we comb through one of their FOUR secret albums
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004 - Van Halen's "Van Halen III" from 2018-05-22T11:00:02
Woop woop! Your favorite Juggalos are back to talk about the Van Halen record nobody remembers they made!
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003 - Guns N' Roses' "Chinese Democracy" from 2018-05-14T12:54:59
Boloney Macaroni!! The Two Minutes gang is back and this time we're talking about the legendary bandana'd leather handbag himself, Axl Rose, and his 15 year quest to put out a largely okay album!
002 - Megadeth's "Super Collider" from 2018-04-23T11:30:03
This week we discuss the Greek myth that is the life and career of Dave Mustaine
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001 - Metallica's "St. Anger" from 2018-04-09T17:33:50
In our debut episode, the Two Minutes team gathers to talk Saint Anger!
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