Podcasts by Podcast Nine and Three-Quarters

E126 - Epilogue from 2022-12-14T14:00:53

Join Reeah and Jem one last time. The sisters explain how the podcast came to be, what they are proud of, and share a special surprise.

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E125 - Australian Magical School from 2022-11-30T14:00:25

Reeah and Jem conclude their deep dive into magic in Australia by designing their own Australian wizarding school. Reeah gets excited about the school houses, Jem comes up with a silly uniform, ...

E124 - Australian Magical Culture from 2022-11-14T14:00:26

Reeah and Jem continue their deep dive into Magical Australia, looking at Australian culture.

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E123 - Australian Magical History from 2022-10-31T14:00:20

Reeah and Jem continue their deep dive into their Magical Australia series, looking at Australian History. Content warning: discussions of colonisation, violence, genocide, racism.

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E122 - Australian Magical Land from 2022-10-14T14:35:15

Reeah and Jem begin their miniseries on magic in Australia by exploring how magic is tied to the Australian land. We talk about geography that we actually understand for once, imagine how magic ...

E121 - The unanswered questions from 2022-09-30T14:05:13

Reeah and Jem answere all the unanswered questions about the Harry Potter series.

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E120 - What happens after the series ends? from 2022-09-15T00:30:02

Reeah and Jem run through the 'canonical' post-canon information, immediately discard the parts of it they don't like, and spend most of the episode coming up with cooler headcanons for the char...

E119 - Why are the schools like that? from 2022-08-31T14:05:10

Reeah and Jem discuss all the schools (magical and non-magical) in the Harry Potter universe, and discover they are all weird and unsuitable for children.

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E118 - What will happen when muggles find out about magic? from 2022-08-15T06:30:57

Reeah and Jem try to figure out how society could possibly survive when wizards are inevitably forced out of the closet. Jem experiences the seven stages of grief and Reeah is ready to march to ...

E117 - How does a lawful magical society function? from 2022-07-31T15:00:27

Jem tries to figure out how laws are made and Reeah can't understand why all wizards aren't killing eachother. In this episode, the sisters argue about how a lawful society could function if eve...

E116 - Page to Screen - Quickfire from 2022-07-15T01:14:06

The sisters (foolishly) attempt to cram all the Page to Screen episodes that could have been into one final Page to Screen that covers every possible topic. We look at all eight Harry Potter movies...

E115 - How would you be terrible or great? from 2022-07-01T00:44:05

The wizarding world is once again at war, and this time the two superpowers are Reeah, the Headmistress of Hogwarts, and Jem, the Dark Lady. As Reeah does everything in her power to keep the Boy...

E114 - What if Voldemort had felt remorse? from 2022-06-14T15:00:45

Reeah and Jem have a long hard think about what might have happened if Voldemort had repented for all of his evil deeds, and get distracted by trying to understand Nanny McPhee. Would Voldemort ...

E113 - What's it like to live as a rat for twelve years? from 2022-05-31T15:00:54

Reeah and Jem weigh up the pros and cons of living as a rat for twelve years. Is the high fertility rate, bad reputation and utter boredom all worth it to potentially become a homeowner living f...

E112 - Is death really the next great adventure? from 2022-05-14T15:00:29

Reeah and Jem step through the veil and discuss one of the most important themes of the series. We debate the true nature of souls and the afterlife and wonder if the quest for immortality is worth...

E111 - Is Dumbledore a good person? from 2022-05-01T06:24:57

Is Dumbledore daft or is he dangerous? In this episode, the sisters take one of the most morally grey characters in the series and try to paint him as either a hero or a villain. Jem argues that...

E110 - What's it like to get an education with Harry Potter? from 2022-04-14T14:31:01

Reeah, Jem, and special guest Josh are precocious young academics just trying to get good marks during their years at Hogwarts. Surely attending school in the same years as Harry Potter, the Boy...

E109 - Is Voldemort back? from 2022-04-01T00:21:25

April Fools listeners! On this momentous day, Reeah and Jem play the roles of the greatest fools of all (average citizens of the wizarding world) and set their feeble minds to the task of figuring ...

E108 - Why do wizards need money? from 2022-03-15T00:13

Reeah and Jem, two people who know even less about the economy than they do about sport, attempt to explain how money works in the wizarding world. Why can't wizards solve their money problems w...

E107 - We need to talk about Quidditch from 2022-02-28T19:33:56

Reeah and Jem finally talk about Quidditch and forget to mention that the game was named after 'Queerditch Marsh' the presumed birthplace of all gays. Reeah thinks it's good to have a nonsense g...

E106 - Sink or Float - Hinny from 2022-02-14T18:40:38

Things get very heated in this (probably) final Sink or Float episode! Listen as Reeah and Jem get more and more furious with each other as they argue over whether the Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley...

E105 - Are the portraits alive? from 2022-01-31T19:23:21

Reeah and Jem attempt to answer some troubling philosophical questions, including: What is the difference between sentience and consciousness? How can an artificial mind achieve self-awareness? ...

E104 - 2022 Potter Reflections from 2022-01-15T06:00:28

Reeah and Jem forgo their usual Potter Predictions to instead reflect on Harry Potter as a franchise and a fandom, unpack how they are feeling in 2022 and decide what they want the legacy of the...

E103 - Holiday Special - Is Santa real, and if so, is he a wizard? from 2021-12-14T19:00

It's the Holiday season! Reeah and Jem are back on their bullshit: mis-remembering The Polar Express and arguing about if Santa is a whily wizard or an eldritch horror.

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E102 - What if Neville was the Chosen One? - Part 7 from 2021-11-14T19:32:16

Neville Longbottom and the Deathly Hallows: Part 7 of a seven-episode mini-series where Reeah and Jem reimagine the story of Harry Potter with Neville as the protagonist.

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E101 - What if Neville was the Chosen One? - Part 6 from 2021-10-31T19:29:02

Neville Longbottom and the Fall of the King: Part 6 of a seven-episode mini-series where Reeah and Jem reimagine the story of Harry Potter with Neville as the protagonist.

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E100 - What if Neville was the Chosen One? - Part 5 from 2021-10-14T19:26:38

Neville Longbottom and the Order of the Phoenix: Part 5 of a seven-episode mini-series where Reeah and Jem reimagine the story of Harry Potter with Neville as the protagonist.

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E99 - What if Neville was the Chosen One? - Part 4 from 2021-09-30T19:24:23

Neville Longbottom and the Goblet of Fire: Part 4 of a seven-episode mini-series where Reeah and Jem reimagine the story of Harry Potter with Neville as the protagonist.

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E98 - What if Neville was the Chosen One? - Part 3 from 2021-09-14T19:00

Neville Longbottom and the Prisoner of Azkaban: Part 3 of a seven-episode mini-series where Reeah and Jem reimagine the story of Harry Potter with Neville as the protagonist.

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E97 - What if Neville was the Chosen One? - Part 2 from 2021-08-31T20:56:28

Neville Longbottom and the Chamber of Secrets: Part 2 of a seven-episode mini-series where Reeah and Jem reimagine the story of Harry Potter with Neville as the protagonist.

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E96 - What if Neville was the Chosen One? - Part 1 from 2021-08-14T19:00

Neville Longbottom and the Philosopher's Stone: Part 1 of a seven-episode mini-series where Reeah and Jem reimagine the story of Harry Potter with Neville as the protagonist.

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E95 - What qualifications do you need to teach at Hogwarts? from 2021-07-31T19:00

Reeah and Jem try to figure out if any of the Hogwarts teachers are actually qualified to do their jobs, and along the way they accidentally figure out why the entire wizarding world is the way ...

E94 - What's the best use of the Knight Bus? from 2021-07-14T19:00

Reeah and Jem hijack the Knight Bus without understanding how the hell it works, and then try to think of the best uses for it, alternating between road-tripping and murder.

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E93 - What do Harry's dreams mean? from 2021-06-30T19:00

Listeners, it's time to dwell on dreams and forget to live. Reeah and Jem do a deep dive into all of Harry's dreams throughout the entire series and attempt to figure out if they mean anything o...

E92 - Sink or Float: Snily from 2021-06-14T19:00

The sisters return once again with their Sink or Float miniseries to argue whether the ship of Severus Snape and Lily Evans should sink or stay afloat. Reeah's argument is "Always" and Jem's arg...

E91 - Page to Screen - Why does the magic look like that? from 2021-05-31T19:00

Reeah and Jem are back in another episode of their Page to Screen miniseries. This time the sisters are comparing how magic was written in the books to how it ended up looking on screen. The sis...

E90 - What's a better Triwizard Tournament? from 2021-05-14T14:00

Reeah and Jem declare that they can create a more entertaining and better designed Triwizard Tournament. Jem creates a series of interconnected symbolic tasks, and Reeah bases all of her ideas o...

E89 - Should Peeves be removed from Hogwarts? from 2021-04-14T19:00

Reeah is a self-proclaimed 'Peeves defender' and Jem maintains that whatever moral lessons Peeves' presence may provide to the students of Hogwarts it isn't worth allowing a poltergeist to stran...

E88 - April Fool's Special - Prank Rank from 2021-03-31T19:00

Happy April Fools day listeners! Rather than attempting a prank of their own this episode, Reeah and Jem instead rank the best and worst pranks in the series. We debate niffler rights, muggle ba...

E87 - How would you kidnap Harry Potter? from 2021-03-14T19:00

Reeah and Jem take the place of Barty Crouch Jr in Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts, and devise various plans to kidnap a 14 year old Harry, so the Dark Lord can return.

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E86 - What's the deal with the Marauder's Map? from 2021-02-28T19:00

How does the map know your name? Is Peter Pettigrew the wizarding world's greatest cartographer? Why did Fred and George never notice the man sleeping in their little brother's bed? It's time to...

E85 - Sink or Float - Jily from 2021-02-14T19:00

This episode is dedicated to Direwolf Summer! Thank you for your patreon support and your regular support! Were the Boy Who Lived's parents really meant to be? Or was Voldemort not the only reas...

E84 - What's it like to have Voldemort's face in the back of your head? from 2021-02-01T00:08

Reeah and Jem pick up their Quirrellmort argument right where they left it during the movie commentary and investigate Professor's Quirrell's whole ... situation. Because seriously, what is it l...

E83 - 2021 Potter Predictions from 2021-01-14T19:00

Reeah and Jem use their inner eye to see the future and make some Harry Potter related predictions for 2021.

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E82 - Holiday Special 2020 - Movie Commentary - Philosopher's Stone from 2020-12-25T19:45:33

Watch along with Reeah and Jem as they talk over the entire first Harry Potter movie. Happy Holidays listeners!

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E81 - Ernie Macmillan - Psychopath? from 2020-11-30T19:00

Jem has a bone to pick with Ernie, Reeah is desperately trying to remember the one psychology subject she did at uni, and they both have very different interpretations of Ernie Macmillan.

E80 - What horcruxes would you make? from 2020-11-14T19:00

Reeah and Jem are two dark witches intent on living forever, but will their antics involving outer space, old trees, Dev Patel, and Shark Tale aid them in thier quest for immortality or simply m...

E79 - What happened on the night of the full moon in 1976? from 2020-10-31T19:00

This episode is dedicated to Direwolf Summer! Thank you for your patreon support and your regular support! Reeah (Horace Slughorn) and Jem (Minerva McGonagall) are joined by special guest Josh (...

E78 - What are the scariest moments in the series? from 2020-10-14T19:00

Reeah ande Jem get spooky and debate what the most frightening moments in Harry Potter are, covering eveything from big snakes and wet zombies to a creepy clown jack-in-the-box.

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E77 - What's too horrible to go into detail about? from 2020-09-30T19:00

J.K once said that there are two things in the series that are too horrible to go into detail about: the process of making horcruxes and how Peter Pettigrew got Voldemort back into a physical bo...

E76 - How much of a hassle is it to read and write books in the magical world? from 2020-09-14T19:00

Reeah and Jem talk about the printing press, books the size of postage stamps and paving stones, and whether or not magical authors have to change their names to be taken seriously.

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E75 - Sink or Float - Scorbus from 2020-08-31T19:00

Your two favourite sisters are back with another Sink or Float! This episode's ship is one of our most requested: Scorpius Malfoy/Albus Potter. Jem isn't sure whether the play she is referencing...

E74 - Is the Harry Potter series a feminist story? Part 2 from 2020-08-14T19:46

Reeah and Jem continue their analysis of the Harry Potter series through a feminist lens, this time exploring the grown female characters. The sisters discuss essentialism, the paradox of the fe...

E73 - Is the Harry Potter series a feminist story (Part 1) from 2020-07-31T19:26

Reeah and Jem do their best to tackle a too big topic in this two part episode about representation in the HP series. We look at how specific female characters are portrayed on the page and on s...

E72 - Did Harry kill Cedric? from 2020-07-14T19:35

Reeah and Jem become two backgrounfd Slytherins in tin foil hats trying to figure out if the famous Harry Potter got away with the murder of golden boy Cedric Diggory, or if he's completely inno...

E71 - Was Harry an accident? from 2020-06-30T19:07

Reeah and Jem go completely off the rails and talk mostly about the state of the world and their own personal takes and only a bit about whether or not the boy wizard Harry Potter was a planned ...

E70 - Page to Screen - Ginny from 2020-06-14T19:28

Reeah and Jem start a new miniseries where they discuss the changes from the books that were made for the movies. This week they explore how and why Ginny's character was changed for her adaptat...

E69 - Who is the most f*ckable Hogwarts professor? from 2020-05-31T20:09

Would you wed, bed or behead? Toss or be tossed? Rate them out of three? The sisters can't decide on a ranking system, but they can decide which of the Hogwarts staff members they would be DTF. ...

E68 - What pets can you bring to Hogwarts? from 2020-05-14T19:50

Reeah becomes a precocious Hogwarts student trying to smuggle in all manner of magical pets and audacious beasts into Hogwarts and Jem becomes a very tired and cranky Deputy Headmistress Profess...

E67 - Can all wizards see the future? from 2020-04-30T19:25

Can we know our fate, or is their no fate? The sisters try to understand how fate and prophecy work in the magical world. Reeah once again gets mad about time travel, Jem talks a lot about genet...

E66 - Is being a parselmouth a useful skill? from 2020-04-14T19:30

Trigger warning: Gore/body horror.

Jem insists that talking to snakes is cool, and Reeah says that it's a pointless waste of time as both sisters reminisce about the snake that used to liv...

E65 - Gilderoy Lockhart: The Fanciful Fool from 2020-03-31T23:56

For this April Fools Day special, join Reeah and Jem on their quest to understand the greatest fool of the wizarding world. (Themselves! No; it's Lockhart.)

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Announcement - Wash your hands, stay inside, and use bardic inspiration. from 2020-03-29T03:00:51

Reeah and Jem have some Covid-19 updates, including changes to our Patreon, and a positive message from Reeah.

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E64 - Is it animal cruelty to use live animals in transfiguration? from 2020-03-14T20:36

Jem makes the bold claim that 'if you can't eat it, it's not real' and Reeah tries not to spoil Westworld Season 2. Both sisters get very confused about sentience in their journey to figure out ...

E63 - Why do students have to catch a train to Hogwarts from 2020-02-29T18:40

Reeah and Jem are joined by special guest: Loud and Intrusive Train Noises in this episode investigating the Hogwarts Express. Jem gets mad at wizards for their crimes against muggles, and Reeah...

E62 - Sink or Float - Remadora from 2020-02-14T20:18

It's Valentine's Day which means it's time for Reeah and Jem to celebrate love by debating another Sink or Float! This time, the couple is Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks. Reeah argues that lov...

E61 - What is love magic and what can it do? from 2020-01-31T19:17

Reeah and Jem take another stab at trying to figure out what magic is and how it works - this time looking specifically at love magic. As predicted the sisters get side-tracked on tangents of bl...

E60 - 2020 Potter Predictions from 2020-01-14T19:00

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E59 - Holiday Special - Would you eat a floating cake? from 2020-01-01T11:32:21

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E58 - Was Sirius a good godfather? from 2019-12-15T05:56

Reeah drags Sirius' god-fathering skills through the mud and Jem tries her darnedest to prove that Sirius always had Harry's best interests at heart. Do Sirius and Harry share a special connecti...

E57 - What took Hagrid so long? from 2019-12-01T05:55

Reeah and Jem try to figure out why it took Hagrid so long to make his way from Godric's Hollow to Privet Drive with baby Harry after the defeat of Voldemort in 1981. What was Hagrid doing in th...

E56 - Podcast Nine and Get Sorted! Are Slytherins really evil? from 2019-11-15T05:54

Reeah and Jem are joined by special guests Beth and Nora from Get Sorted cast to try and figure out whether or not Slytherins are really evil. Will these four Slytherin hosts come to an unbiased...

E55 - Halloween Special - Is wizard candy actually good? from 2019-11-01T11:24:57

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E54 - Sink or Float: Romione from 2019-10-15T05:52

Sink or Float returns! This time Reeah and Jem argue about whether or not Hermione and Ron's relationship is good or bad, and end up bickering about bickering. Quora article about Ron and Hermio...

E53 - How would we write ‘The Cursed Child’? from 2019-10-01T05:51

The sisters think they can do better than Tony-award-winning writers, and pitch what they would have written for the Harry Potter play. Jem focuses on character development and introducing a new...

E52 - Should Hogwarts have houses? from 2019-09-15T05:50

Jem calls the houses inhumane and Reeah thinks that maintaining tradition is alright. Both sisters discuss their love of the Hogwarts houses on a meta-level. Big shout out to https://twitter.com...

E51 - Do detentions at Hogwarts count as cruel and unusual punishments? from 2019-09-01T05:49

In their special two year anniversary episode the sisters both completely forget that it is a special two year anniversary episode and instead squabble about their own half-remembered schooling ...

E50 - What if…? from 2019-08-15T05:48

Reeah enjoys Voldemort getting hurt and Jem can't do sound effects. Both sisters hypothesize about what COULD have happened if only... https://www.hypable.com/goblet-of-fire-carrius-warrington-s...

E49 - Which Deathly Hallow would you choose? from 2019-08-01T05:46

Join the sisters as they immediately yeet the Resurrection Stone out of the running, then spend the episode discussing Jem’s various schemes for how to best use the Elder Wand and why Reeah just...

E48 - What’s it like to be LGBTQIA+ in the wizarding world? from 2019-07-15T05:44

Reeah and Jem talk about representation or lack thereof, the stairs in the Gryffindor common room, and the Scarf of Sexual Preference.    Resources Jem used: https://www.quor...

E47 - House identity: Gryffindor from 2019-07-01T05:42

Reeah and Jem are joined by special guest Bel as they endeavor to figure out what a Gryffindor is. They talk about liminal animals and phoenix trees, fondly recall some of the more reckless thin...

E46 - House identity: Hufflepuff from 2019-06-15T05:41

Reeah and Jem along with their special guest Sarah try to figure out exactly 'what the hell is a Hufflepuff?' They FIND themselves talk a lot about food, Slytherin/Hufflepuff friendships and the...

E45 - House identity: Slytherin from 2019-06-01T05:40

Reeah and Jem delve into what it means to be a Slytherin. The sisters reflect on some of their best (and worst) personality traits, rant about how Slytherins are represented, reveal some of the ...

E44 - House identity: Ravenclaw from 2019-05-15T05:39

Reeah, Jem and special guest Josh try and figure out what a Ravenclaw is. Jem yells about Hermione, Josh shares his interesting philosophy on coming third and Reeah talks about her exes. &n...

E43 - Would you rather be a muggle or squib? from 2019-05-01T05:38

Reeah and Jem begin the episode as if they are about to debate before Jem de-rails the episode with a master plan hypothetical of how she as a squib would try to live in the wizarding world.&nbs...

E42 - How are female villians represented in Harry Potter from 2019-04-15T11:01:01

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E41 - April Fools 2019 - Extended Blooper Reel from 2019-04-01T10:58:32

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E40 - Chapter Analysis from 2019-04-01T05:35

Reeah and Jem analyse a very important chapter. Read along with us here (https://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html).  Contact us: Email: nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Tumblr...

E39 - Are life debts real? from 2019-03-15T05:34

The two sisters agree to disagree. Reeah claims Dumbledore is nothing but a liar and defends the humanity of Peter Pettigrew, while Jem reluctantly agrees with Snape and discusses the trope of l...

E38 - Are all the Weasleys really Gryffindors? from 2019-03-01T05:33

Reeah and Jem cast their bullshit detectors over JK's decision to pile practically all the main characters into Gryffindor, and try to see how much big lion energy each of the Weasleys have. Con...

E37 - Why are love potions sold in joke shops? from 2019-02-15T05:32

Jem lives like a hairless mole in the ground and Reeah gets very angry at the system as both sisters try to figure out why love potions are treated like jokes.  Shownotes: ‘A Cauldron ...

E36 - Sink or Float – Harmony from 2019-02-01T05:31

Reeah and Jem are back to continue their Sink or Float miniseries! The sisters start 2019 off strong with their first straight ship, and one of the most controversial couples in the Harry Potter...

35 - 2019 Potter Predictions from 2018-12-31T05:29

Reeah and Jem use their Inner Eyes to see the future, joined by special guest Luke Hogan (https://twitter.com/Lukaferocious) from 'The Podcast That Must Not Be Named' (http://www.thepodcastthat....

E34 - Holiday Special - Are Harry and Ron the worst Yule Ball dates ever? from 2018-12-25T10:52:06

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E33 - The crimes of ‘The Crimes of Grindelwald’ from 2018-12-15T05:27

THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR 'FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM: THE CRIMES OF GRINDELWALD'. In this episode Jem made reference to this article talking about McGonagall's age: https:...

E32 - Is Ron a good friend? from 2018-12-01T05:26

Is Ron a petty, jealous moron who doesn't deserve Harry and Hermione's friendship, or is he a complex and growing character who makes up for his flaws with kindness and generosity? Reeah half-re...

E31 - Fantastic beasts and can we … you know…? from 2018-11-15T05:25

Reeah, Jem, and honoured guest Josh travel the world with their 'special briefcase' in the search of magical creatures and beings. Josh nearly vomits, Reeah struggles to spoon her centaur girlfr...

E30 - Halloween Special - What is the best Harry Potter Halloween? from 2018-11-01T10:44:57

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E29 - What actually are dementors? from 2018-10-15T05:21

Reeah struggles to pronounce words, Jem doesn't understand what mist is made of, and both sisters come to horrifying conclusions as they try and figure out what dementors actually are. Contact u...

E28 - Sink or Float - Drarry from 2018-10-01T05:20

Pick your side as Reeah straight up declares Harry is bisexual and Draco has no interest in women, as Jem trashes the idea that there is a thin line between love and hate, and both sisters try t...

E27 - Could muggles have taken down Voldemort before Harry? from 2018-09-15T05:19

Jem goes mad with power, Reeah gets frustrated about the tables turning, and both sisters try and fail to do math as they endeavour to figure out if muggles could have taken down Voldemort befor...

E26 - How do you become an animgaus? from 2018-08-15T05:16

Do Reeah and Jem have what it takes to become animagi? The sisters figure out how Krum ended up as a mutant shark-head man, accidentally make some embarrassing confessions, and decide what their...

E25 - Was Snape a brave man? from 2018-08-01T05:15

Reeah unwillingly comes to the defence of Snape and Jem gleefully drags him through the mud as both sisters refrain from using the c word, and try to figure out if the bravest man Harry ever kne...

E24 - What would it take to convince us that magic is real? from 2018-07-15T05:14

What do muggles think when they encounter magic? The sisters step into the ‘Harry Potter’ series as ageless and immortal beings with no time for flashbang nonsense. Jem is sure that the military...

E23 - What actually is magic? (Part 3) from 2018-07-01T05:13

Do trees have feelings? Is time an emotion? Do Seers have massive horse dongs? Reeah and Jem lose their minds as they figure out what magic actually is in the final part of this spontaneous mini...

E22 - What actually is magic? (Part 2) from 2018-06-15T05:12

In part two of this miniseries, Reeah and Jem attempt to figure out what magic actually is. Reeah tries very hard to stay on topic, Jem forgets that snakes aren't human, and both sisters get ups...

E21 - What actually is magic? (Part 1) from 2018-06-01T05:11

In part one of this miniseries, Reeah and Jem attempt to figure out what magic actually is. Reeah expands a rock to the size of the moon, Jem screams about the hermetic nature of cellars in Brit...

E20 - Is Draco a werewolf? from 2018-05-15T05:09

Reeah denies the existence of the sixth movie, Jem shoots down every argument brought before her, and both sisters debate just how hot werewolves are (and also, which character from 'Hogwarts My...

E19 - How does the owl post work? from 2018-05-01T05:08

Reeah and Jem consider the best kind of Australian bird for delivering letters, demonstrate their terrible understanding of geography and slowly lose their minds trying to figure out how the owl...

E18 - Why was Harry so angsty in the Order of the Phoenix? from 2018-04-15T05:07

Reeah and Jem discuss mental health, the pains of being a horcrux and whether this kid (15 year old Harry) is alright (newsflash: he really isn't).  PLEASE NOTE: This episode comes wit...

E17 - How much magic does Hagrid actually know? from 2018-03-15T05:06

Reeah and Jem discuss mental health, the pains of being a horcrux and whether this kid (15 year old Harry) is alright (newsflash: he really isn't).  PLEASE NOTE: This episode comes wit...

E16 - How would you protect the philosopher’s stone? from 2018-03-01T05:05

Reeah and Jem employ the help of fantastic beasts, pillage a rock quarry, and drive Voldemort mad with Monopoly as they step into the shoes of the great Albus Dumbledore and attempt to protect t...

E15 - Sink or Float – Wolfstar from 2018-02-15T05:04

Happy Valentine’s Day listeners! In today’s episode we turn our thoughts to romance and ask ourselves: should the Wolfstar ship sink or stay afloat? Choose a side with Jem and Reeah as they argu...

E14 - Is Voldemort a virgin? from 2018-02-01T05:02

Reeah and Jem put forward various suitors, figure out if looks really are everything, and discuss other potential virgins on their painstaking journey to figure out if anyone actually has done t...

E13 - Is it wrong to enslave house elves? from 2018-01-15T05:01

Reeah tries not to condone slavery, Jem implies that wizards meddled in eugenics, and both sisters seriously question the ethical conduct of Santa Claus in the pursuit to figure out whether it's...

E12 - 2018 Potter Predictions from 2018-01-01T05:00

Reeah and Jem use their Inner Eyes to try and predict what will happen in the world of Harry Potter this year.  Spoiler Warning: At the end of the episode, we will be trying to predict...

E11 - What is the best Harry Potter Christmas? from 2017-12-25T04:59

Join Reeah and Jem for this special episode where they ruthlessly judge seven years worth of presents, shenanigans and cheer in their quest to discover the best Christmas of the Harry Potter ser...

E10 - How is masculinity represented in the Harry Potter movies? from 2017-12-18T04:56

Reeah and Jem (two women) discuss what age-old stories, Harry Potter and Newt Scamander can teach us about being a man. While Jem was compiling her research for this episode, she discovered a Yo...

E09 - What would Hermione be like as D&D character? from 2017-12-11T04:55

Is Hermione Granger really lawful good? It’s time to roll for initiative and join Reeah and Jem as they use a certain RPG to analyse the brightest witch of her age. Contact us: Both - nineandthr...

E08 - What’s it like to be a ghost? from 2017-12-04T04:54

Reeah smashes face-first into a wall just as Jem chokes on a grape, so both sisters are now fully enjoying their (after)lives as ghosts - or are they? Reeah and Jem find out whether ghosts can h...

E07 - Halloween Special from 2017-10-31T04:51

Reeah and Jem get spooky for a magical Halloween full of dancing skeletons, real-life bat swarms, and the best use of Polyjuice Potion.  Watch this for the full story of what happened ...

E06 - Are wizards and muggles different species? from 2017-10-23T04:49

Reeah and Jem skirt around blood purist arguments, try to figure out genetics, and stress about bathroom etiquette in the wizarding world. Want to know more about this topic from people who are ...

E05 - How would you put your name in the Goblet of Fire? from 2017-10-09T04:48

Reeah and Jem are underage Hogwarts students in the year of the Triwizard Tournament, and they have some risky and illegal strategies to get their names in that cup.  Contact us: Both ...

E04 - What subjects can you take at Hogwarts? from 2017-09-25T04:47

Reeah and Jem join the students of Hogwarts to learn four different kinds of music, how to defend themselves from plague rats, and which professor is most likely to poison them (it's Snape.)&nbs...

E03 - Did Harry really have to be raised by the Dursleys? from 2017-09-11T04:46

Reeah and Jem debate the effectiveness of the love shield, just how dodgy Dumbledore was, and who might make a better guardian for baby Harry.  Contact us: Both - nineandthreequartersp...

E02 - Is ‘The Cursed Child’ canon? from 2017-08-28T04:45

Reeah and Jem talk time travel, tree rings, and how garbage Cursed Child is.  Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Jem - podcastnineandthreequarters.tumblr.com Reea...

E01 - Why didn’t Harry just shoot Voldemort? from 2017-08-14T04:40

Reeah and Jem discuss the power of the Dark Lord, whether a shield charm can stop a bullet, and Harry Potter's thick thighs. Contact us: Both - nineandthreequarterspodcast@gmail.com Jem - podcas...

E00 - All Aboard from 2017-07-31T04:34

An introduction to our brand new show: Podcast Nine and Three Quarters, a fortnightly podcast where Reeah and Jem question all things Harry Potter. Music: 'Hedwig's Theme' by John Williams Logo ...