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12 – The Voldemort Hole from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

So this episode kinda kept the party going, unfortunately. But at least this time we’ve got friend/GM/enemy of the show Colin here to g...

11 – De-Jacketed Grapes from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This episode is no fun whatsoever. But crying is forbidden in the Cloud Recesses, so we had to find a way to get through it, and we did it the only way we know how: by breaking edge! And also ta...

10 – Anxiously Flossing from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It’d be easy to look at the title of episode 10, “Disaster Arises,” and get worried, but lucky for us, we’ve got the Twin Teens of Grant High, Listen

PodRecesses Extended Universe “Special” #1: Characters from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Hey, stuff is kinda weird this week, but since schedule slip is forbidden in the Cloud Recesses, we’ve got a bit of meta for you today! In this “special” “””episode””” we talk all about the char...

9 – Xuanwu of Cuddles :) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It is with a heavy heart that we must announce that episode 9, “Same Boat” (Same Boat!) is the Wei Wuxian callout episode. Aside from temporarily cancelling our <s>twink</s> twunk pr...

8 – Wen Mao Official "Mr. Ten Years" Anniversary Collection from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Sometimes you lose at sports. Sometimes your dad has you help him do fascism to make up for it. Just kind of a Wen thing! Friends of the show Listen

7 – DEMON DUDEZ (2002 4Kids Entertainment Production) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Large comrades? Stiletto acrylics? Nepotism? Symphonic prog outfit Yes’s worst 1970s output? This episode’s got a little something for everyone, and our resident sports scholar Listen

6 – Oppa Prestige Television Style from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

And we’re back! Today on MDZS, Wei Wuxian gets expelled from magic school and suffers the worst punishment possible: watching his friend’s parents argue in front of him. Meanwhile, guest cultiva...

5 – Ahh! Sasuke! My Nipples! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Short, sweet, and gay: that’s episode 5, “Heretic Path,” for you! Wei Wuxian does the normal teenager things of weaponizing evil and giving the gift of wildlife, while we do the normal adult pod...

4 – Jesse McMinute Pilot Episode from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Ah sah, dude? This episode was really short, but we managed to make a full podcast out of it! Mostly by talking about what’s the worst thing to feel when you’re swimming (spoiler alert: it isn’t...

3 – Nie Aaah Aagh I'm Dying You Idiot from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Hey, we got through a flashback episode without making a funnie time travel joke! Anyway, we’re here to talk about episode 3, “Pursuing Studies.” Wei “Wei “Wi-Fi” Ying” Wuxian unleashes his terr...

2 – Baby Fight from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Sorry for disappearing on y’all, but at least it was only for 2 weeks and not 13 years! Today we get to join Wei “Wi-Fi” Wuxian as he does a lot of math, reunites with [FUNNIE ONE PUNCH MAN JOKE...

60 – Qing & Morty from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It is at last time to finish up the Pussin's Arc with chapter 60! We're putting on our jobes in honor of history's most tragic bruh moment. Jiang Cheng has been epicly memed, Wei Wuxian hambones...

59 – Ham Bong from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The plot rememberers have logged back on, and this time we're reading chapters 58 and 59, parts III and IV of the "Poisons" arc! These chapters are extremely sad, but don't worry, we found the w...

58 – Daddy Kong Has Passed Away from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week, your hosts are logging into their little accounts and posting their little takes about chapter 57, "Poisons--pt. III," and if you thought Madam Yu would never give an #EpicClapback th...

57 – Sixth Stage of Grief from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

We’re high on podcasting, babey! This week, we sit down and click like on chapter 56, part I of the “Poisons” arc. Wei Wuxian is back home, ready to be awarded some good boy points, Madam Yu get...

56 – A Man Bababooied from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It’s Fat Xuanwu Week, so what can we say? Big episode, big turtle. We did the unthinkable and read three entire chapters: 53-55, parts 3-5 of the “Courage” arc! In these ones, Lan Wangji makes t...

A Birthday to Jiang Wanyin’s Self from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

We have bad news and good news. Fallon’s mom is going to be visiting us for a bit and we were planning on getting an episode out before then, but the bad news is our schedule hit a snag and that wa...

55 – Orange Douglas from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

u.nhnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhg ghhhhh wangji baaallll

HUYUUU

• Pointed Bouce.
• Pointed Bouce.

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivi...

54 – Dude-Borne Illness from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

We’re really in it now, Ariana, and “it” is chapter 51, “Courage—part 1.” We’ve finally managed to make it back to content that was in the donghua (remember the donghua?)! It’s flashback time, a...

53 – Magna Cum Loud from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week we needed to bring chief cultivator Scout on to help us get through chapter 50, the final section of the “Guile” arc, beca...

52 – I Plead SOMDDA from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The jgiiy is up! This is a very important episode, not only because hunk of the show and Mr. Podcasts János is here with us, but al...

51 – detergence.. from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Anger is the color of our energy this episode, as we read chapter 48, "Guile--part III!" Nie Mingjue('s head) does a very unique form of venting and causes Wei Wuxian to witness his adventures a...

MISTER FIFTY EPISODES Q&A SPECIAL! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

We made it to 50 entire episodes so we decided to celebrate by letting you (the listeners) ask us (the hosts) whatever you want (questions)! Apologies for the amount of time we spend scrounging ...

50 – An Advantageous Face from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

(CW because I forgot to record a warning: discussions of child death, gaslighting, and other forms of psychological abuse)

Happy Manlet Monday, everybody! We've made it to 50 entire episo...

49 – Geniues. Genioious. Gineoius from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Hey, remember the cut-up zombie parts that are the reason this novel's plot is happening? In chapter 46, "Guile--Part I," we finally learn who they belong to (his name is Charles)! This week, yo...

48 – MuncieArbuckle Sect from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Last week we saw a lot of funny comedy drunkenness, so it's only right that this week our very own Chief Cultivator/Entergage Officer Coli...

47 – Project IMGAYULTRA from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

There are chapters of the web novel Mo Dao Zu Shi, and then there are Looney Tunes shorts, and chapters 43 and 44 are kind of both. They're also the horniest chapters we've read so far. In the f...

46 – Yuri the Clerk (Twinkster) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

We did it. The "Grasses" arc is done, and now that we've made it to chapter 4-diddly-2, we can move on with our damn lives. Wei Wuxian puts on his jeans tuxedo, gives a bunch of little boys depr...

45 – Beholden' Deez Nuts from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Since we'd spend 90% of this episode saying the words "become the damn Joker" if we were left by ourselves, we brought professional podcast Scorpio (Nie) Listen

44 – Fear is the Little Dentist from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Y'all ever live with someone for 2 years and never bother asking your roommate what his name is? After reading chapter 40, "Grasses," part 8, we can't help but wonder whether doing that might ha...

43 – Take a Fucking Simp, Babes from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

This week on PodRecesses, we needed a jury of three in order to--with no pleasure in our hearts--declare Xiao Xingchen a centrist, and sect leader of the show Listen

42 – Anybody Got Any Yogies? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Would you look at that? It's a damn episode! We read chapter 38, part 6 of the "Grasses" arc! Wei Wuxian teaches us about the intelligent's of normies and then lies completely A-Qing on the pave...

41 – Joth Supremacy from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

On this very special occasion of Nie Huaisang’s birthay, we read chapter 37, “Grasses–pt. V,” so you KNOW we’re talking Jokey’s Trick, a new universal dad, and Don Juan DeMarco (1994). Also Fall...

40 – web site. Graphic's from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It took us 40 episodes, but we finally made a 2-hour-long episode. Sorry bout it! Today, we’re talking about chapters 35 and 36, parts 3 and 4 of the “Grasses” arc, and returning guest cultivato...

39 – They're Calling Me Hotbrain Bigtakes from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It’s time to finish out “this” “””episode.””” We are here, we are Sean, and we are talking about chapter 34, part 2 of the “Grasses” arc, as well as bears as a unit of measure, the contents of L...

39 – Huge, Wide, and Large from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

WE’RE BACK kind of. We’re at least hobbling out of the Yiling dollar store in our Fucci slides with half of an episode because we’re still trying to claw our way out of our hiatus. Today on this...

38 – Starring Jennifer Coolidge from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Hi! We were terrorized by a stinkbug the entire time we recorded this episode! And all we’re trying to do is talk about the extremely good chapters of 31 and 32, parts 4 and 5 of the “Dew” arc, ...

37 – The Pinkening from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It’s chapter 30, so we’re living fast and eating ass! In this gargantuan god damned chapter, we learn the horrible story of some boys who deserved better and definitely were only best friends an...

Valentine's Day Is Forbidden In The Cloud Recesses SPECIAL! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Happy Valentine’s Day! In honor of the human emotion of “love,” we bring you a selection of Google Translate-enhanced fanfiction care of you, our listeners. Listen

36 – Either DM Me Or Hit My Line Bro I Got Loud I'm Tryna Reach Immortality from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

It’s February, and it’s time for us to Do the Dew (arc). We read chapters 28 and 29! Wei Wuxian’s on his gremlin shit again, so we can leave him to do that while we talk about bad drink luck, th...

"Sorry Bout It" from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

We don’t have an episode this week, so we’re putting out an apology for that, but we couldn’t go without talking about the stuff that happened to our friends at Exiled Rebels. Because let us tel...

35 – Wei Ying Get GERD from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Have we ever got a robust one today, listeners! Friend of the show and live reading VA Cade joins us to talk about Japanese audio drama...

34 – The Public Universal Asshole from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Dog up, people, we’re starting the “Malice” arc today. In chapters 23 and 24, Mr. Two Nintendos Jin Ling gets ankle monitor disease, Jiang Cheng has a grave to turn into a unisex bathroom, and y...

33 – Eyy, I'm Barkin' Here! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

VISIT www.licque.co.nz.aus.jp.biz.edu.exe/creditcardnumber/socialsecuritynumber/millionthvisitor.com FOR CUBE EARTH TRUTH

Intro: Ca...

32 – Boots (Do Not) Need Knockin' from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Happy Hall of Days! This week, we’re supposedly reading chapters 19 and 20–parts 1 & 2 of the “Contentment” arc–but mostly we’re talking about Canadian prog trio Rush, our terrible 7th-to-9t...

31 – Mr. Cool Yao from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

We may have only “Refinement, Part 8” on our to-do list today, but in this <s>chapter</s><s>episode</s> chaptisode, a ton of stuff happens! The boarding school teens pass...

30 – Everything's Comin' Up Wangji! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Grab your Spicy Big Bite and pour yourself a nice snifter of bathroom cognac, because we have got “an episode” for you! Pod of...

29 – Thumbelina (1994 Don Bluth Film) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

any cultivator born after xuan zheng year 2 can’t read… all they know is emperor’s smile , break they curfew, twerk, be gay , eat hot chili & lie

Intro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Lik...

28 – Terminally Committing to the Bit from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Chapters 11 and 12, “Refinement” parts 1 & 2, are pretty short, but that doesn’t mean MXTX isn’t cramming as much tomfoolery into them as possible. This week, Wei Wuxian gets gang-owned, som...

27 – The Steven Expanded Universe from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

On this special Late Night edition of PodRecesses, we’re reading chapters 9 & 10, “Arrogance” parts IV and V. Turns out that from the Lan sect’s billionaire brain poisoning to Wei Wuxian’s m...

26 – Twin Vriskas from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Hey, uh, reading is hard, folks! Some stuff happens in chapters 6-8, the “Arrogance” arc. An ass has an ass, Lan Wangji and his sports-model guqin show up, a little boy is extremely rude, and Ji...

PodRecesses Extended Universe #2: Hearts of Wulin LIVE from Nekocon! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Anybody here game? We sure do, and so do special guests Colin, Sarah, a...

25 – Sect Leader Rollins from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

(sorry about some of the audio toward the start of the episode “sometimes it just be like that”)

We’re back, folks, and we’re officially beginning our extended deep dive into the novel tha...

24 – Why Do sad ?!? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

I’m sorry. I’m sorry. This was supposed to be a good episode. I’m s

HELP US OUT WITH OUR LIVE READINGS! Listen

23 – I'm Poster Syndrome from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

With this week’s episode, “Night Rush,” being the (thus far) penultimate of the donghua, we had to bring in our very own Stygian Tigey, Funny Listen

22 – ACTIVATE [TOP MODE] from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Crappy Fall, everyone! This week’s episode, “Right and Wrong,” taught us the meaning of gift-giving, and your hosts explore it by gaming our way through the (completely legitimate) world of AliE...

21 – The Joke of Jin Ling (Rude) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

What is your real name?
Hmph. Jinling Wu black hair dawdle his cheek River, whisper loud mouth.
What a coincidence. My name is also Jinling Wu black hair dawdle his cheek River, whisper ...

20 – Ass-Based Offense from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Hold onto your Flubber legs, folks, because today we’re joined by the Venerated Duo themselves, Brooks and Listen

19 – The Huaisang Stinger from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“Web of Intrigue” is a pretty appropriate name for season 2, episode 3, because your hosts and the entire rest of the MXTX community sure are online! Settle in on a nice hill to die on and come ...

18 – Katamari Uncles from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Y’all like Scooby Doo? This episode is basically Scooby Doo. Join us for some mystery-solvin’ as we look at season 2, episode 2, “Love and Hate,” where you can also look forward to some hells of...

17 – A Birthday to Yourself from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

In honor of Roy of the show’s 31st birthday (today, August 19th 2019), the Penguin decided to finally release season 2 just in time for PodRecesses to come back in full swing! Fallon and the bir...

"BIG NEWS ANNOUNCEMENT" from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

We have a Patreon!

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16 – Emotional Support Zombie from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

So, while Fallon is unavailable, Roy and sworn brother of the show Jordan examined the ongoing MDZS/Unilever™ Wall’s™ Cornetto™™™ cros...

15 – The Depressed Peanut Butter Boy-Manic Takis Boy Continuum from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

**NOTE: Things get a little more spoilerish than usual in the questions segment of this episode. “be warned”**

We did it! A whole season in the qiankun bag! We’re talking about the season ...

14 – Mobile Clout Clinic from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The penguin of Tencent is still holding a season 2 release date hostage, but this episode ruled, so it’s fine, probably. Zombies are rising, cultivators are ginding, “someone” is getting that ba...

13 – Wen Ruohan is Pokemon GOing to Die from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

War were declared! Hope y’all are into fighting fascism by yelling about how bad cops are and how good Nie Mingjue is for 80 minutes because that’s pretty much all we do in this episode! Oh, the...

1 – Red and Mad and Sleeveless Online from 2019-03-31T23:56

Welcome to what we can only assume is the internet’s first lesbian-couple-hosted Mo Dao Zu Shi program, Podcasting is Forbidden in the Cloud Recesses! Today we take a look at season 1 episode 1,...

1 – Red and Mad and Sleeveless Online from 2019-03-31T23:56

Welcome to what we can only assume is the internet’s first lesbian-couple-hosted Mo Dao Zu Shi program, Podcasting is Forbidden in the Cloud Recesses! Today we take a look at season 1 episode 1,...